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the first encounter!! :0
#submas#ingo#sona#my sona#sona art#tangential hooliganart#hes so worried my sona would take a bite out of his arm!! 😭😭😭#they would never i prommy!! 🥺🥺🥺#plz stick your hand between the bars >:3c#lol jk jk frfr
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Woe...what a night.
The relief in his eyes when she said she wouldn't judge him so easily. The delight in his face when she said she would've taken it further.
The curious tilt of her head, thinking how he knew she got expelled, and with no hesitation she'd do it again. His reaction to it; the evident joy that he couldn't hide.
Then all goes to hell when he says;
"I knew there was a reason I liked you."
Her face softens as he says it. Thee Wednesday Freakin' Friday Addams.
It sealed it. A validation.
Someone liked how unhinged she was, a normie even, accepted her for who she is. He was different from the snobbish, insufferable elites she had met in the school she didn't want to attend. He gets his hands dirty and not like the Nevermore brats too spoiled to know how a coffee machine works.
And it all made sense at the end why she was so into him too.
Him being a normie was fine.
She couldn't have foresaw or imagine him as an outcast.
But him being both of two worlds was so unexpected, it stung. Everything he did was a mockery of her shortcomings, and they both knew it. Him more than anyone else.
As much as she couldn't stand the fact that being a psychic, a raven, and missing the most crucial part of the puzzle humiliates her to the bone, it didn't change the fact that, yes.
Yes. All was done, blood was shed, tears were wasted and lives were taken.
He was suddenly the monster wreaking havoc in town. Disemboweling bodies in the woods, lying as if it were walking, killed his therapist boy-monster.
He wasn't just Tyler Galpin; a part time barista, and a wide eyed boy ready to comply with her whims.
He was, and is the Hyde.
Walking freely in town wearing the same innocent face that managed to fool her and stayed out of her radar. With his bigot, normie, sheriff father.
All smiles and sunshine in the daylight, but at night the shadows consume him.
"Of course the first boy I'd kiss would turn out to be a psycho killing monster. Guess I have a type."
Yeah girl you have a type.
And it's a temperemental beast with a mind of its own.
And it all started with a cup of coffee he had made for her. And those damn words she held in the back of her mind every time she does something unpleasant or disappoints her family or the head of the wretched school.
"I knew there was a reason I liked you."
But this time, it wasn't Tyler Galpin's voice echoing in her shabby mind.
It was her voice that she tried to suppress as her ribcage claws out of her chest. Denying any hint of affection.
There is always an explanation why things are the way they are, and why people act the way that they do.
And it was in front of her all this time.
Even now that Tyler is splayed bloody in the open.
There it is.
The reason why she liked him.
#wyler#tyler galpin#wednesday addams#wednesday series#ao3#this may have gotten a little unplanned#but guess it turned out well#GIVE US SEASON 2 BECAUSE HOW CAN YOU DROP A MASTERPIECE AND DISAPPEAR FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE YEARS#the subtle acting in this scene tho 🤌#hunter and jena have the perfect chemistry together on screen no one should deny that#another wyler brainrot enjoy suckers#if someone can write more or continue this thread lol jk#this scene made me a solid wyler fan frfr#when he said that line i just knew they'd be end game because why else would have been that iconic?#there was no need for it to hit that hard it they're not gonna end up together okay??!!#okok I'll stop
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INKPHAAAAAAAA
#THEY CAME BACK#saved this special frfr#jk I'm actually liking how this is being wrapped up compared to the last episode#I'll have to watch the last part when I get home tho my lunch break is over lol#bad buddy#our skyy#our skyy 2#she speaks
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Never occurred to me BUT. I guess am I now open for beta-ing business. Get in line motherfuckers. Ur Spider fics are gonna change lives, starting with mine.
#lol#i have never been a beta before but i write and edit professionally#and it's the same deal frfr#just i'm never gonna make the note that i don't know your character enough lol#whats one more thing to go feral over dialogue formatting for#anyways pls write me the fics i asked for as well#jk you don't have to#but#miles spider socorro#spider socorro#avatar#avatar the way of water#james cameron avatar#melissa og#melissa on avatar (cameron)
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good eve, sending u all hugs ^_^
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#hi. haven't been here for a while. LOL#sorry real life has just been really fun slayy school <3 finished w the college exams i care abt tho !! since the other two of the big 4 in#my country are uh. just backups. LMFAIHEI I HAVE MY REASONS THOUGH <//3 slay i have Big ambitions#anyway i'm kinda less busy but also even more busy and equally busy (???) that doesn't make sense but#hopefully by next month i can finally post on my writing sb (new) >:)) and also errr be more active here. bcs i miss it here. <3#miss u all frfr i love all my friends irl and online so much. hugs and kisses to you all <3 !!#didya miss me btw ... haha ..... jk WHEEZE it's okay i always miss myself anyway even if no one else does hashtag Joke or uh idk . yay!
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season 3 armony when
#the cleaning lady#tcl spoilers#armony#i’m jk but like not rly i guess??#🫠 im going insane there was no progress#only like 5000 steps back and then two min of ‘jk i’m not mad @ u’#they’re so annoying lol 😭😭#writers really overestimating everyone’s patience frfr#thony and arman lowkey keep fucking each other over bc they rly want to just fuck each other. a tragedy!
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Ari hi! This thought just came to me. You know those “this is what your bias says about you” yeah I think you should do that! Like I literally love your headcanons and takes on members so I think you’d kill this too! I know you’re a working woman, getting your bag and all so no rush with this or even if you didn’t want to, its all good! Lol
first of all THANK YOOOUUU crazy the amount of faith you have in me 🤪 it's funny bc when i first read this i was like i don't even know if i'm capable of that but then immediately after my lil brain started churning SO
this is what i think your bias says about you:
jin: chaotic and unserious; like really just be doing stuff just to do it; treats life like a social experiment probably; don’t take yourself or anything really too serious; but at the end of the day you handle your bidness; big proponent of rest and relaxation; got a rebellious spirit like you really just have a level of autonomy that you have to have like you bend where you can but if you can’t you don’t; you’re probably hot like even if you’re not physically you got that hot state of mind
yoongi: you got issues <333 like you’re probably mentally ill in one way or another; you probably have an rbf; you know exactly what you wanna do and you gonna make it happen one way or another like there’s just a tenacity about you that makes things work; you probably always late; you’re as soft as you are sharp like you got a big heart and you’re not afraid to show it but at the same time you not about to sit up there and be treated any kind of way; you probably always up to something be plotting and scheming sometimes it amounts to something
hobi: you’re loud and energetic like there’s just something about you that screams rainbows and unicorns; probably a horse girl; chronically online; a little cringe but also very cool; you like to have a good time; a little air headed at times but also you always know what to do and not afraid to take charge; you have some kind of natural talent and are good/can get good at multiple other things; you probably have a good fashion sense and an affinity toward chunky shoes
joon: you’re kind like you’re always looking out for other people and willing to put their needs above your own; you’re an over thinker; you probably got a temper; there’s an obsessive side to you like sometimes you just can’t like things a normal amount; as mature and capable as you are you’re also like a little lost puppy like you’re probably a lawyer who gets off work and calls their mommy to get step by step instructions on how to make spaghetti; you probably out the house more than you in the house
jimin: you’re a hard worker; you have goals and you’re going to reach them no matter what; you like a sour patch kid like there’s a streak of evil within you but also you’re very sweet; you’re probably in a constant state of existential crises; lowkey intimidating; got that 1d syndrome like you don’t know you’re beautiful and that’s what makes you beautiful; despite being in the midst of modern society you probably don’t know what’s going on; former gifted kid
tae: you probably feel like you were born in the wrong generation; babygirl; you probably have a lot of guilty pleasures and struggle with a couple vices; you have a diverse music taste; hard headed; if you saw a shooting star you’d probably wish for either world peace or a stick of bubble gum there is no in between; you feel things very deeply; super creative; you just want everyone to be happy frfr; secretly a furry
jk: your head is in the clouds; probably a hopeless romantic; you had an alt phase complete with 6 layers of eyeliner and side swept bangs; you like things done in a sequential manner; you probably shut down when you’re frustrated; you have at least 3 niche interests like if i asked you could probably tell me the current active volcanoes and their most recent eruptions or something; you like sets and collections; you probably stay up late at night; you unabashedly enjoy pop music; hello kitty girl
so like was i way off or what 👁️👄👁️
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Hi :D
i suddenly hyperfixated heavily on wizards of the black circle, and there's absolutely no content(like there's maybe like a few fics and their tumblr tag is just full of posts by the same three people)
what would the wizards do or how would they like rest, cause we see that they clearly get exhausted and worn down a little by the fighting and using their magic
like would duman need to rest longer cause we see him using his powers like constantly(i personally think he takes a lot of naps, actually most of them would consider how old they could just taking group grandpa naps lol)
Am I not one of those three people anymore- Gotta step up my game fr dang
I think generally resting is a pretty straightforward thing. We even see Gantlos taking a nap, which I personally find absolutely delightful. It's very important to me. Get those hours in grandpa!! They're clearly not above sleeping and GOOD, they shouldn't be.
But depending on the point in time, the way they went about things probably did change over time? To me there's like 3 major points for them: Their start -> prime -> downfall.
Like in the early days it was probably a rare sight for them to all sleep at the same time, same goes during their downfall. Plus depending on their personal experience and skill levels they may all have needed a different amount of rest after using their magic excessively or even recklessly, so yeah. As a whole they kinda had this BOOM ATTACK lay low and don't use your magic, then ATTACK AGAIN and hide- Repeat cycle, something like that going on.
Then their prime rolled around and they just. Didn't really need to lay low between attacks anymore. They still slept! Sort of! But when they started feeling low on magical energy they could tap into the Black Circle (the object), which now stored a bunch of absorbed magic, take a quick sniff and be replenished. At most it'd take a meditation maybe, but it wasn't something they needed to take a big break for anymore. Imagine being a Terrestrial fairy. You've gotten used to the wizards disappearing after bigger attacks and suddenly those breaks get shorter and shorter until eventually there no longer are breaks. Me personally, I would give up.
Eventually their downfall rolls around, which brought back both the sleeping in shifts, as mentioned, as well as the ATTACK and lay low approach. But now it's embarrassing because they're cocky and supposed to be above that at their grown, experienced age. They're not stupid enough to inhale their whole magic supply in a panic, but that doesn't leave them with a lot of different options beside the reliable breaks.
HOWEVER!! Back in the day they somewhat had the advantage of going from minor inconvenience to genuine threat, right- Meanwhile during S4 they already ARE a threat, just disappearing like they used to doesn't quite work the same anymore. They don't have the energy to sustain their reputation, and the reputation is too much for their enemy to let their guard down while the wizards try to lay low. Just things to think about. I know I think.
Something else I think about!! Is Duman specifically!! And nobody was surprised sksjdhfj. I'd like to think his magic is on the majority of the time, that's just how he works. His transformations are quick and frequent, as we know, having it on just helps that work properly. Now I have considered!! Hibernation. At times. At least a form of it.
Back in the day there were genuine times he was out of the running for a while just not to strain his magic more than it could handle. Of course he wasn't as GREEDY with it as modern day Duman, so it didn't happen often, but it did happen. Very inconvenient!! Ogron despised his ass frfr. Jk but. It stopped being a necessary thing during their prime too, because of their shared supply- Probably should've returned during their downfall though. But it didn't. So.
I could really yap on about the hibernation thing tbh, I keep breakdancing on the fence whether I really wanna use it, but the concept has given me THOUGHTS and the wizard server refuses to humor me!!!!! No they do just the last time I brought it up with them I didn't have a lot to say yet jdkdj- Either way I could probably just. Use it sometimes, depending on what I'm doing. What else is new right.
#if this was about something else my bad#it really be like that#if i forget any of this#or quietly change my mind and uh#never mention any of this again#it also be like that#my bad#also i am still working on a couple fics myself#gets booed off the stage#if that's anything anon#winx club#winx headcanons#winx season 4#winx villains#wizards of the black circle#winx ogron#winx gantlos#winx anagan#winx duman#answered ask#i forgot to say hi to anon omg#anon hiiii!!
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I LOVE MY BBGs SO MUCH 💕💕💕
1-2 : Collie
3-4 : Flower
5 : Rui ( I love him sm // HE'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
6 : Rui & Collie on a playdate
7-9 : Clothes Swap
Rui & Collie supremacy frfr /jk
(also just realized I made a mistake, so whenever you see a word like this it means it is edited out - 07/28)
Also !! : Collie & Flower only exist in KNY in an AU. In their canon reality, they're either going to be
1. Goddesses
or
2. Spirits
But in the KNY universe :
Flower was a lowermoon, but the split heart pupil symbolizes how Muzan took away that title after she started refusing to eat demons Humans. (Idk still working on that 😭) Years later, Flower comes across a home. In this home, a vile scene was occuring to which she was quick to end. After taking in the sights of the child, she decides to turn her into a demon...to which becomes Collie. Flower and Collie stick side-by-side as a mother/daughter like duo.
However, if Flower is to ever...oh, i don't know... disappear, then Collie will roam around small villages being considered a playful spirit by locals. Until she comes across Mount Natagumo where she meets Rui. She'd join the family with no hesitation...Then comes the Mount Natagumo Arc
♪ • • • • • • • • • ♤ • • • • • • • • • ♪
Also, to the person who liked all of my posts, Thank You!!! || AND WHEN I SAY ALL, I MEAN IT SKSMSM ||
o((*^▽^*))o
I checked my notifications for Tumblr and my jaw DROPPED when I saw the notifs that you liked my posts
You know who you are lol
#rui kny#Rui ds#rui demon slayer#rui kimetsu no yaiba#kimetsu no yaiba muzan#demon Slayer#muzan kibitsuji#muzan kny#muzan demon slayer#muzan ds#Gacha Nox#Gacha Life#oc#Collie || ꩜
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He really do be tweaking frfr (jk I love kinger but I'm going to write some crack headcanons for him soon cause smut literally drained me lol)
The meme is made by moi
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━ heizou with a ranpo! s/o ( gender - neutral , headcanons ) part 2 / 2 , long awaited part 2 after 5 - ish months. if u remember u a real one frfr
: to be fair, he was kinda envious of you once you first met. you two kept giving each other dirty ass stares, you two were low-key judging each other once you first layed eyes on each other. insert that one gum chewing meme. BUUUT he did think you were cute.
: by the way, he felt so betrayed once he talked to sara about this, he was like “wtf you don't need a new detective im right here!?” and you were like “but im just.. better” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( he doesn't believe you btw can you tell )
: omg back handed compliments 100%. red tick marks showing on you boths' forehead. the soldiers had to stop you two from probably getting into a cat fight. wait let me just
: “something smells bad here. probably you.” — heizou, “really? i think it's just you smelling your own breath!” — you. he was almost gonna kill you that time. “... ███ ██████ █████, ███ █████ ███ ███ ████ !!!!!” — him. 100%.
: one time, you two were having an argument and someone passed by, and they thought it was just a simple lovers quarrel, and said and i quote, “oh, you two are such a cute couple!” ( you both almost puked on the spot. but luckily you two had a inch of self control and respect! the disbelief on you boths' faces was a lil too obvious though. work on that ) “oh..! really? thank you!” your voice dying at the end of the sentence while they walked away, sending you both a small smile. once you were sure they were gone, you muttered a small “i wouldn't date a cheap plagiarized version of me.” AND OHHHHHHH he definitely heard you.
: but were you both gonna deny your heart pounding literally almost through your ribcage? yes
: you both were in denial so bad! it was so sad to look at tbh did you really hate each other that much let's be honest. or were you just so jealous of each other that you assumed you hated them when actually your astonished, mesmerized, even felt a sense of relief when heizou found out he had another person to help him out because let's still be honest, you two are both tired but just want to be better than each other but you two seriously need each other. and therapy
: might i add this
: “hey, heizou. let's eat together.” you called, “no thanks.” — heizou, “sit down.” — you, probably. bro sat immediately
: once you FINALLY proved yourself, it was still the same LOL
: you guys seriously need help so obviously
: getting into a relationship was not easy for the both of you
: so.. when he confessed, you thought he was just playing around with you. so, you told him to fuck off, of course!
: but then you started over thinking “what if it was a real confession” and “what if he thought you rejected him”
: then THANKFULLY to your over thinking YOUR DUMBASS finally confesses
: you wanna know what happens?
: tbc
: nah jk he
: rejects you
: playfully of course what're you on babe
: then accepts ur confession :)
: btw u still fight every 1 hour
#miihai works#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#genshin impact#genshin impact headcanons#genshin impact scenarios#genshin headcanons#heizou x reader
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Okay so I watched the live action One Piece...
It was so good I genuinely couldn't believe it????
Like I liked? all... of it??
About halfway through the first episode I ended up sitting on the floor in front of the tv, eating chips, feeling like a ten year old watching Saturday morning cartoons. (Except I grew up without tv so I guess I felt more like what I assume a ten year old watching Saturday morning cartoons feels like. Perhaps that's why I enjoyed it so much? Who knows lol.)
I was ~captivated~ I enjoyed the whole experience so much. I haven't fully felt like this in a year and a half so it was genuinely nice to watch something that was familiar to me while simultaneously analyzing the differences. It was super fun!
There were even parts I thought the live action did better than the anime!
Shocking I know. But!
I loved watching Zoro and Nami bicker and actually like each other. I always got the vibe in the anime (at least early on) that they were cousins that only pretended to get alone for the sake of their other cousin that they actually got along with. (If they didn't try to get along Luffy would cry and neither of them can stand that.)
And Nami just being more chill and badass in general was super nice. I feel like her and Luffy were the two that were changed the least and it really worked for them.
Luffy! Perfect casting. Him not knowing wtf he's doing as a captain and then muddling through the best he could for the people he knew were depending on him. And figuring out his powers along the way? So interesting.
Usopp being adorable! He's trying his best! He's just some guy but the whole crew will gas him up! (also I screamed when he and Kaya kissed frfr.)
Sanji being bad at flirting? Amazing. Everyone he flirts with going "Ew no." was perfect. (Literally the most annoying part of his character is his over the top fawning over women like can you just chill? for once in your life can you just be normal? I love him when he's not being a hound dog and put up with him when he is but i'm rolling my eyes SO hard behind his back.)
Helmeppo and Coby trying to speed-run enemies to friends to lovers. I'm so here for it. (Garp and Coby playing go and Helmeppo going "Dude wtf he's playing u are u dumb" *chefs kiss*)
Buggy! His actor...👀 but Buggy himself 🤮 (jk he was great him being genuinely menacing in the beginning and then in the end flipping off both Zoro and Sanji and then running away was hilarious.)
And of course my wife Roronoa Zoro. That introduction scene was *fans self* something. I was iffy on his actor in the gifs i saw but him in action is... very nice.
And then that's not even touching on the actual real sets and the fun fight scenes and the practical make up!
Final thoughts:
They managed to condense 45 episodes into 8 in way that made sense while keeping the main story beats intact.
And they did a good job all around.
#aka it was good and i really liked it#spoilers#my shit#it did weirdly bring up a memory from 20ish years ago when i was visiting my aunt#sitting in front of her tv eating chips and my mom walked in and looked at me in horror#and told me i wasn't allowed to sit in front of the tv and eat chips like that#i felt bad for a second before i remembered that i was 30 and can do whatever the fuck i want
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Hey, ㅡㅅㅡ anon here! I didn’t mean for my Jimin ask to spark so much debate (& disc.). What I mentioned was a personal preference. I typically feel safer around feminine men as opposed to masculine men, so that side of him appeals to me more. I acknowledge him as a person and respect his preferences, personality and everything that makes up his distinct and awesome character (both in fics and IRL)! I hope that cleared everything up. >~<
Now onto a spicier discussion; you mentioned being in the mood for writing something about JK. Here’s a few things I’ve had in mind that may inspire you:
A.) Remember that *smacc* JK did on live when he was being teased? Gave off “dom’s gonna spank you” vibes. It’s been living in my head rent free, fam.
B.) All this dom Jimin talk makes me think that a JK + Jimin + f!reader fic would be hottt. I’m imagining the “spit roaster” position (w JK at her behind and Jimin dominating her throat.) OR OR OR, her face is hanging off the edge of the bed for Jimin to face fuck and Jungkook goes down on her? Idk but ooooof. They get me GOING.
C.) That Jimin drabble with the 3mos pregnant reader was onto something frfr. With the idea I mentioned, I could see both JK and Jimin intent on breeding their little cum dumpster and fucking her stupid. Oof. I think I’m getting carried away and I hope you don’t mind ahah.
In conclusion:
Thank you for being a safe space for all of us mature audience ARMYs ahah. And thank you for indulging us in your 2k follower event! I hope you keep doing what you’re doing and that you have fun with it!!! These drabbles and fics are an escape from reality! <3
• ㅡㅅㅡ anon
hello baby!! no no, don't worry. you were talking about fiction and so was i. I just mentioned one thing and someone decided I was wrong because it didn't fit their opinion. you didn't raise any debate, my response caused it, not your ask 🫶🏻
wow, I like all of your ideas! really filthy and dirty lol 👀 what are the odds that I already have a fic prepared for tonight? :')
jk brat timer you're telling me?? 🤔 maybe I'll include it in my future works!! (you'll see what I'm referring to tonight 😋) lmfaoo the big smack still resonates in my head that was LOUD
now... how dare you suggesting a jk + jimin 3some 😩😩 my sanity is hanging loooow honestly I'd switch the position... if there's pussy eating, jimin is the first to get in line lol (but I know jk would beg to get a taste after him) I genuinely love doing 3some because there's so much details and its literally a long one-shot with just smut so im writing it down 😌 and yk breeding kink is my weakness....
thank you for suggesting me ideas, you're so sweet for sharing them with me!! im happy to be a safe space for you, it means so much to me 🥹 I couldn't have reached 2k followers without you guys, so of course! writing is my hobby, I'm not ready to quit!! 😁
love u x mwah 💋 xox
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I found chocolate named after your drawing sketches
jk but holy fuck it's so good, i got it at REWE
!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
this looks so good tho frfr, i want
i will search for it next time i go :D
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hey God, it's me again...
anyways KESE REALLY HAD THE AUDACITY TO TELL THE CREW THAT WE WERE DEAD LIKE?????
I just wonder how he got away with it fr. Did he fake a news clipping or sum shit???
I'm so glad that we finally saw them again and they know we're not dead now lol. Ready for the next chapter!
kese really finna catch these hands frfr. 😤😤 causing all this drama and for what?? he a lil bitch ongg
the caucasity of that man
plot twist everyone wakes up back on the island and it was all just a terrible dream. LMFAOO jk I'd never use that cop out ✋✋ everything will be revealed in due time TRUSTTTT 🙏🙏
#also funny you say god#cause my friend got one of tjose snapchat cameos and it was me as god and she was worshipping me lmfao#am answers
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if one of the members hit u up on social media somehow n y’all get serious, would u drop everything and move to korea to be with them?
without a moment of hesitation as soon as they say "do u want -" i'm already 6 hours into the plane ride like for any member the answer is yes i'm madly in love wit da whole crew but now i wanna play this scenario out
also i'm doing this under the assumption that this is post enlistment like i'm not moving to korea just for my man to be gone for 2 years 😭 like i'd wait for them no DOUBT but i'll wait in america with my family in the comfort of my own home 😌
okay so for jk i'd move but we could NOT live together like we got to learn to love each other in person bc lemme tell u he'd piss me off and i'd annoy him so bad if we lived together off the jump like i have a morning job so being up at 1-5 in the morning singing and cooking and is not the move and then look i'm a fan of ambience i am but a bad bith got depression i got to have the lights on or else i'd never do anything skskksdk so since i'd be living alone i'd def need to have a job so idk what energy i'd have left for him LOL like it'd require a lot of adjustments on both our parts bc we is both weird and oddly particular all in all either he'd have to love me a whole lot to make us work or i think the sex would keep us together for a good 3-4 months before he realizes it's not worth it but i would stay in korea for at least a year like i could nOt show my face back in america any sooner than that. (side note: i think if i let him provide for me we'd be super compatible tbh but then we'd be more like besties instead of bf gf) approximate success rate: 46%
oh lawd wit tae i'd have to battle with the dog like i think we could live together but me and tannie would be mortal enemies he’d be my sworn nemesis like straight up dr doofenshmirtz and perry the platypus the way we’d be at each other’s throats bc all he gotta do is turn his neck backwards and hit me wit dat judgmental glare one time and i’m ready to square up but tae seems like the type fall in love very hard so if he’s asking me to move to korea for him he’s willing to make it work and frfr all i gotta do is take yeontan out on a walk one good time he gon get tired bout halfway through and then look for me to hold him and that'll settle most of our differences we may not be best friends but we'll have come to an understanding then all that's left to do is work on tae like get him to get the dog off his mouth off the table and out the kitchen and it's smooth sailing fr i feel like he'd alternate between being super clingy and kinda distant which would be a little frustrating a little irritating but we could cope like if we could just get through that adjustment period it'd be fine. approximate success rate: 72%
if i was with joonie i think the most source of contention would be over decoration like y'all know me and u know them ugly little couch pillows would have to be the first thing to go LOL but after that like okay i wouldn't try to take over but i would just need a space for me that feels like my own that i belong there not just be amongst one of his hyperfixations y'know? like he just has so much art in his place we would need to edit it down so i wouldn't feel like i'm constantly living in an exhibition paint the walls get some more plants bring some life into the place but other than that i think me and joonie would get along really well like we would probably nag at each other about little habits that irritate us but i can't foresee anything being too serious approximate success rate: 84%
hobi's another one i feel like i couldn't live with immediately LOL like i would 100% irk his nerves jfslsls he'd be nagging me to put my clothes in the hamper, put them away, stop leaving stuff around, etc. bc like i'm soooo good at keeping common areas clean not a problem but my room? i'm just always in such a mad dash to get to the bed that i just be leaving stuff anywhere be rushing like my bed gon get up and run away if i'm not in it within 30 seconds of entering the room so it do be junky and also i'm a go with the flow person and imma be ready to take a nap and hobi gonna pop up with some furniture polish and a swiffer talking about it's dusting day and imma lose it like we just need some time before we take that step sklfksd but other than that our relationship would be perfect?? like he's end game for sure we would eventually move in together and live happily after approximate success rate: 87%
my precious baby seokjin lawd i love and miss him so much need him expeditiously oh god missing seokjin hours just hit bc i'm thinking about how perfect he would be for me 😭 like moving in general is a lot but moving to a whole nother country is something else entirely and i think he'd just be so kind and thoughtful about the whole thing like i feel like he'd already have me a room in his place cleared out??? and would just give me a whole lot of space to just exist like helping me unpack and decorate however i like however long it takes not crowding around me when i'm overwhelmed letting me invade his space when i'm feeling clingy cooking me meals like he just seems like he'd try his very very best to make sure i'm comfortable and having fun the entire time like i'm sorry this is just my man and we're meant to be <333 approximate success rate: 95%
jimin is so caring and so sweet and i love that about him but that might be the thing that drive me up the wall like his care might just be a little overbearing for me and like i’d be his girl he tryna make sure i’m straight but if i say i’m good i’m good even if i’m not like imma need a minute and he not gonna wanna give it to me gonna wanna talk about everything all the time but imma need time to process everything before talking about anything and he might not get that at first so there would be some tension but after we’re able to align my introversion with his extroversion everything would be great and i think he’d accept my mess and i’d accept his and then we would get tired of being messy and push each other to be better i also can see a lot of cuddling and watching youtube on tv approximate success rate: 78%
finally there’s yoongi my twin flame <333 with him we'd probably already have a discussion about living together simply bc it's more convenient and economical to do so but the relationship...... it's like we might as well have not met online LOL like it'll be soooo awkward at first like it's gon take 3-4 weeks to really warm up to each other in person like he'll cook me breakfast and then when i sit down to eat with him he just not gonna look me in the eyes and i'll just be trying my best to be quiet and out of the way trying not to be seen or heard so he won't throw me away and then literally just one day it'll click we'll be like what are we doing and why and then all of a sudden we kissing cuddling he's taking me to his studio arm wrapped around my waist like we gonna go from being acquaintances to having old married couple vibes overnight and honestly i'm here for that comfort and familiarity the only thing i can see being a problem is that ion like to initiate conflict like if u start it imma finish but i ain't throwing the first punch but he seems to be more mature than me in that aspect so as long as he helps me to keep a line of communication open i can't see a reason why we would ever break up approximate success rate: 93%
sorry for using ur question as a catalyst for my delusion
#ask#bts fanfic#bts headcanons#bts imagines#bts x reader#ask of interest#it's crazy how confident i am that i could sustain a relationship with any member much less a solid 4/7#especially considering how unbearable my personality is#but that unwarranted confidence is all part of my charm
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