"friends to lovers" this and "enemies to lovers" that lets talk about how romantic it is to have a complete stranger decide to fall in love with you based on nothing more than vibes instead
Everyday, I question if bringing life into this world is worth it. But then he does something really fucking rad and I'm just like "hell yeah look at him go, just screaming, what a way to live."
being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent