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glumby · 8 months
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Loidman and Yorticia accidental joint custody AU lol
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ravewoodx · 2 years
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Anya and Loid playing spy wars with nerf guns. Yeah that's right, she's wearing a tiara and she has a nerf pistol with a silencer.
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cat-anime345678 · 1 year
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Like Father like Daughter
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Like Father like Daughter
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Seriously 🤣🤣🤣
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delulukittyy · 2 years
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mfs be bleeding like a broken faucet but still be serving looks
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omoshiroigurlposts · 2 years
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Credits to: @hq_yunak!!
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verafics · 10 months
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🦩🪸 | 𝐋𝐎𝐈𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒
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𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐩. 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐢𝐭!, 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐚.𝐱𝐨.
𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠: 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐣𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐛𝐡.
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Why is loid forger so hot and why would he actually smell so good?, i feel like he’d wear something Tom Ford, leather?, Ombré Leather? Definitely.
As much as this man is a good cooker he’s even better at baking.
Whenever you feel down he appears suddenly holding a plate full of your favorite desserts, it’s kind of the same as these videos that be like: “it’s my gfs time of the month so I’m baking her something to make her feel better.” Yeah that’s loid right there.
Also one of his main love languages is acts of service obviously, you can’t convince me otherwise.
Maybe physical touch too?.
yes yes yes, though it’ll take him a bit of time to feel comfortable enough around you.
i feel like being touchy with anyone is something vulnerable to him, since most of the people who may lay their hands on him just really wants to kill him -most of the times imo-.
So him letting you hug him, lay his head on your lap, or just stroke his fluffy locks in a moment where he lets his guard down means the world to him.
Your gentle touch means the world to him, in a world that always treated him harshly.
He adores your faint little hums too, don’t even get me started but when both of you are standing in the kitchen together doing the dishes late in the night and maybe even after anya falls asleep, your little mumbles under your breath calms him.
He doesn’t really care about the song your humming, nor the way you may not even know it’s full lyrics, it’s your tone, something about your voice and how soft it is -reminds him of his mother-.
It’s really soothing to him, even when he finally decides to go to sleep, he keeps repeating it in his head like a mantra until he falls in a deep slumber.
Loid suffers from nightmares, bad ones really, and why do i imagine him waking up in the middle of the night, -drenched in sweat and breathing rapidly-, making his way towards the end of the hallway where your room is, where he sits on the ground, and where he rests his back on the wall that separates your rooms, just so that he can feel your presence.
He would just stay there for a bit with his own thoughts, trying to forget about what he saw in his dreams, until he relaxes again and then he’d go to check on Anya before returning to his own bed.
This man, This man is just so ughhhh, we know that he’s so soft with Anya his sweet little munchkin, but imagine after he gets really mad at her, and she cries the heartbreak he feels is on another level.
We know that he hates it when children cry, imagine how he devastated he would be when Anya cries, and she isn’t just any child, she means a-lot to him, and i think that he really feels so so guilty whenever he upsets her.
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goggles-mcgee · 2 years
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Handler: "..."
Loid: "..."
Handler: "..."
Loid: "..."
Handler: "So are you going to enlighten me as to the recent purchases you made with the company card?"
Loid: "They were for the mission."
Handler: "You purchased multiple articles of jewelry."
Loid: "Yes. For Yor. For the mission. She lost one of her favorite pairs of earrings and she has been really down since then and so I took it upon myself to replace her earrings."
Handler: "...Twilight...if it was just earrings we wouldn't be here. From this bank statement you got Miss Briar, five pairs of earrings, two rings, 3 necklaces and a bracelet."
Loid: "Isn't it normal to get your wife multiple articles of jewelry? Especially as a gift?"
Handler: "..."
Loid: "Besides I heard this great bit of advice from some husbands from the PTA. They said 'Happy Wife, Happy Life.' That means it is crucial for the mission that Yor be happy."
Handler: "...Leave my office."
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feuersturm97 · 6 months
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Inktober day 15 loidman
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sir-klauz · 1 year
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Anya: *repeats word for word what Loid just thought several times a day because she’s a literal telepath*
Loid: Oh wow golly I guess my daughter just knows everything despite being really not able to do anything what a good girl this ain’t strange at all!
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baba-the-fool · 11 months
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a defeated man
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ravewoodx · 2 years
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smoluvs · 2 years
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♡︎ — Yor & Loid;
• ꒰ spy x family ꒱ •
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weirdoough · 8 months
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*throws this loidman sketch at you and disappears*
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kazuha-pista-badam · 2 years
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loid: is something burning?
yor, seductively leaning on the counter: my desire for you is burning
loid: the toaster is burning.
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pikinanouart · 6 months
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BONDMAN!
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