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strawberrymilkshakeearrings · 1 year

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forgot to share this the other day

#reddit #vriska serket #source:me #godddd #lmfao #100plus #1000plus #10000plus #also at the weirdo who commented that it was inappropriate to jokingly tag this as 'vriska serket' because shes 'a minor'#get a sense of humor bud. its not that deep.

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54625 · 1 month

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sorry this is so fucking funny. "They're really hard selling it" 😭

this is exactly what I was talking about

#this comment is on the angry thomas video of Quackity trying to pick up Fit on valentine's #absolutely hilarious #when we joke that people are gonna think they're actually together we aren't fucking exaggerating lmfao #qsmp #fitpac #hideduo

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relaxxattack · 9 months

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[re: out everywhere!!!!! thanks so much for listening!!!!! #weirdcore on Instagram]

#LMFAO????#i saw the comment and i had to share it it was too funny to me.#i like the song actually its very whimsical #video #homestuck #deltarune #toby fox

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dumplingsjinson · 6 months

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List of “mix of random dialogue and non-dialogue, smut and non-smut” prompts

“I’m a mess because of you.” “You’re my mess.” “I’m… I’m your mess.” (FUCKING HELLO BITCH DO NOT- WLKFNFKLN I’ll get on my knees for you, my love—)

“That’s my baby girl/baby boy.” (Can he just— HEWOQKNFWKELNF)

“You look so hot like that.”

“God, you turn me on so much.”

“Fuck, I’m gonna come—” Character B whimpers, hips bucking into Character A’s. “Mm, yeah? Then come for me,” Character A murmurs, stroking their fingers through Character B’s hair. (The noises he made as he came undone were SO FUCKING HOT BYE. those WHIMPERS?? FUCKING DELICIOUSSSSS LET ME HEAR MORE OF THEM, I BEG- ALSO WHO KNEW I HAD IT IN ME TO SAY THAT TO SOMEONE LMFAO, “then come for me” WQBHRELWJKNEWF BITCH. GET OUTTT-)

Those sweet little noises Character B tries so hard to suppress but is unable to as they come undone.

“I’m such a fucking wreck right now…”

“Imagine how good I’d feel inside of you.” (FUCKIFKSKSKKSKSKS WHEN HE SAID THAT AND I WAS LIKE LKENFKLEWNF-)

“I love you so much,” Character B murmurs, hugging Character A closer to them. (🥹🥹🥹 HE SAID IT HE SAID IT HE SAID ITTT 😭 He’s said it over text before but now it’s in person and I’m actually gonna WEEP EWKLNFWEEFN)

“I love you for you, and I’m going to continue to love you. I’ll always love and support you no matter what,” Character B reassures after Character A spills out their anxieties and worries to them about a situation they’ve been so, so scared to tell them about; scared of how Character B would react. (…I’m just going to say I love this man so much.)

“When I first met you, I didn’t know you were like this,” Character A murmurs, slowly grinding their hips down against Character B’s. Character B grins up at them, hands wrapped around their thighs, squeezing gently. “Yeah, and I didn’t know I was like this, either. And I thought you were shy when I first met you... Now look at you, huh?”

Character A not knowing how sensitive their breasts are until Character B pays full attention to them with their mouth. (…I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT FUCK YES—)

Character A tearing up as they try to be vulnerable with Character B, and Character B reassuring them by telling them they can take their time and it’s okay if they can’t say it right now; that they can say it when they’re ready.

“I don’t think I’ve ever been so enamoured by someone,” Character A murmurs, caressing Character B’s face. (I’M A POETIC SIMP, WHAT CAN I SAY—)

“Fuck, why are you— Mmh— why are you doing this to me?”

“We can take things as slow as you want. I want you to be comfortable, and as long as you’re happy, then I’m happy.” (PLEASE WJDJJS IM CRYING AHH, how’d I get someone so sweet sjkdms)

“We can rent a hotel somewhere… You can be as loud as you want then, hm?” (HE’S JUST FUCKING OUT HERE, YOUR HONOUR!!)

“Fuck me,” Character A whimpers as Character B’s hips picks up with speed. “I could if you wanted me to,” Character B grunts. (SIR- FUCK OFF ISTFGGG)

Character B placing their hand on Character A’s thigh while they’re sitting down.

Character B wrapping their arm around Character A’s shoulders and pulling them closer to them, letting Character A rest their head on their shoulder.

Character B leaning in for a kiss and Character A shyly leaning in to give them a quick peck on the lips.

“Whatever I do, I’ll always be adorable to you, won’t I? Even if I do the most heinous shit known to mankind—” “Yes. Yes, you’ll always be adorable to me.”

“You sure you don’t wanna close the blinds? People outside could see us…” “Trust me, they won’t.” (this FUCKING GUY, but I guess he wasn’t wrong after I took a closer look at the blinds—)

“You’re enjoying yourself up there, aren’t you?” Character B teases, watching through hooded lids as Character A rides them while clothed. “Does it look like I am?” Character A questions, breathless.

“You just… You make me happy.” (YOU DO TOO, MY LOVE <333)

“You’ve always been so caring and supportive of me so I don’t know why I doubted you… I’m sorry.”

Character A being ticklish on their neck whenever Character B plants soft feather like kisses there, so Character B plants even more soft kisses there, turning Character A into a giggling mess.

Kisses on the eyelids. (The softest shit EVER)

“Didn’t realise your objective was to get into my pants all this time,” Character B teases, and Character A rolls their eyes, a breathless laugh leaving them. “You know that’s not true. I think you’re the one who has the objective of getting into my pants,” Character A throws back. Character B shakes their head with a chuckle. “That’s not true.”

“How are we gonna manage being away from each other for a whole month?” Character A murmurs softly. “Mmmh, we’ll somehow manage,” Character B reassures, stroking their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“How are you going to manage without this for a whole month?” Character B questions as Character A grinds down on them. “I don’t think I fucking will is the thing,” Character A admits, unabashedly.

Character B moving Character A’s hair out of their face to plant gentle kisses on their face.

Character B laying their head on Character A’s stomach and Character A fondly saying to them, “You’re such a baby,” while carding their fingers through their hair.

Character B snuggling up next to Character A, post-orgasm. (SIRRRR- PEHFLKEWNELKWNF)

Character A moaning Character B’s name and Character B losing their self-restraint over it. (Maybe I did it on purpose to turn him on—)

#long post #tried adding comments under the “keep reading tag” as footnotes but that didn't work out very well so here we are e;lfgmlr;emf #based on personal experience HEHEHAHAGAHA #im running out of names for these lists ffs #cat guy chronicles #just realised a lot of this is smutty than not-smutty lmfao #smut prompts #suggestive prompts #dialogue prompts #fluff prompts #otp prompts #writing scenarios #writing prompts

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tentoohasamortgage · 8 months

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i'm sorry but every person of the male species i have ever met who 'likes doctor who' does not understand it. they don't get the trauma. they don't understand how important the season 1-4 progression is in terms of the doctor's own character development. they cannot process how complicated the doctor's friendship was with martha or donna's insecurities, and how deeply they shaped her run on the show. they don't get rose tyler. they don't think the doctor loved her. men will say 'yeah haha rose liked the doctor'....... and that's it??? sir did you not watch the impossible planet or satan's pit?? did you skip when the doctor literally said she's his religion? did your ears stop working when he told martha "we were together" or when he told donna that rose was his family???? i'm sorry but season 1-4 doctor who is for the girls and the gays only. men ruin everything then make a 2 hour youtube commentary video on why tentoo is a "clone" I AM GOING INSANE

#this is obviously not meant to be like #a comment on gender lmfao #but #like you get it right?#ten x rose #tentoo x rose #ninerose #tenth doctor #doctor x rose #nine x rose #tenrose #rose tyler #tentoo #doctor who

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shoujoegg · 11 months

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finished painting studies w/ the og dregs....

#jesper fahey #kaz brekker #kanej #inej ghafa #shadow and bone #six of crows #these were funnn lol put them together bc the kazper art is so small lmfao #and i dont like how kaz's face came out he looks a lil generic it's why i never draw him w/ his face slicked back i draw like like a loser #jesper @ kaz: ur swagless looks and cringe girlboss personality have captivated me😍#crooked kingdom #guess where i ripped off these poses LOL #what is even the kaz/jesper tag...#kazper #soc #EDIT fixed kaz's face bc it was still bothering me!! omg ty for the all the comments i appreciate it T_T #EDIT OKAY LAST TIME IM SORRY i decided to give them more a painter bg bc i felt it was otherwise swallowed up!!!#i prommyyyy lol im not built 2 be a tumblrina artist #qqart

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akantorrr · 10 months

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A Gabe from the Ultrakill whiteboard :>

cleaned up and added a border to the thingy that took me almost a whole day to draw on the whiteboard >:]

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #but the comments everyone left around this thing made my day ;w; <3 #I love working with 5 or 6 colors so I was in my element >:]#I know some proportions are a lil whacky but there's not much I could do :cry:#I friggin love how this turned out tho #I am SO gonna draw more stuff in this style- this time on csp tho lmfao #the very limited color palette was so fun to work with too #limited color palette #digital art #my art #the eraser is hell to work with #akans art

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cinamun · 3 months

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Thanks mom | Next

Heavy inspo from this super dope post by my friend @simsadilla

Lot Credit goes to the fabulous @jakkkuu

Guest starring Tre McCoy by the imcomparable @ceeproductions

Finally, consider this a mini-update. We'll be back into the chaos shortly.

#ts4 #indya #black simblr #harpo?#who dis man?#lmfao #no comment #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #ch24 #10 points goes to whoever gets the bookstore name reference

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royalarchivist · 1 year

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Mariana and Slime's dynamic is so wacky and unique, but this dramatic exit will forever make me associate them with Team Rocket now. They're ridiculous and I love them.

#Slimecicle #ElMariana #Philza #QSMP #Chayanne #MissaSinfonia #Missa #Mariana #Phil #Phil's laugh kills me #Also the way they just drop like STONES lmfao #For context: Phil's comment about the ''envious eggs'' is because he told Chayanne a bedtime story about an envious egg before this #oh wait have I not posted that clip? Frick. I'll post that tomorrow #slime

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120percents · 9 months

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i just think it’s so funny that zoro does not even wanna comment on the usokaya situation when usopp explicitly asks and he very pointedly looks away when they kiss and yet he proceeds to butt in every single time sanji flirts with a woman or implies he knows about romance to redirect attention back on himself like god i wonder where your interests lie…

#also the goading sanji into talking with him and just commenting on every single thing sanji says... ok!#zoro is patient 0 of terminal sanji-itis #this is the live action but i mean... this is also animanga zoro and zoro in the movies at times is it not LMFAO #but while they were fighting and then even when he was asking for seconds of the dish and sanji finished his dialogue and zoro CONTINUED #do u want his attention or smth? are you happy you have someone who u can bicker (flirt) with every day and can hand ur ass to u and u him?#also sanji just BEAMING and smiling whenever they bicker is just insane INSANE like yeah they're enjoying this... wow...#also obviously zoro has all the weird UST charged dialogues with multiple MEN like i truly don't know how u can see him as straight lmao #anyways... i just needed to ramble anyways... i fear s2 will be insane with new pet names and arguments I'm actually so hyped #like oh i wanna see the look on sanji and luffy's faces when zoro calls out his finishing move LMFAO (let him be a loser pls)#OK RAMBLING OVER FR... i just like talking about zosan idk #zosan #zs #opla #tagging for spoilers ish #sanzo #zorosan #sanzoro

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ataleofcrowns · 7 months

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I'm going to unofficially name CH10 the "X Filter". It really seems to be the chapter where a certain percentage of X romancers get filtered out because of That One Scene lmao

#it's been 8 months since the release of ch10 #and i'm still getting comments from people upset that X isn't #like... married and committed to their crown lmfao #please your crown has known this person for ONE WEEK #use some common sense i'm begging you 😭

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driftsart · 3 months

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I've seen so many bishoujo Starscream drawings these days so why not make a possible human design for my Starscream instead lmfao

I should do this for my other designs

#I pressed the comment thingy on the poll so that way I could see the results 👍#au #digitalart #transformers #art #photoshop #character design #decepticons #starscream #redesign #humanformers #holoform #original design #drawing #alternate universe #old fart starscream lmfao #im dying kahsjshsjsjss #guys hes so babygirl #hes a twig Soundwave can snap him in half

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b0tster · 9 months

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why does everyone call your models PSX style when you routinely make models with as many faces as a PS2 game? is everyone just blinded by the nearest neighbor filtering on your textures??

sorry im so good at modeling and texturing u think the triangle count is higher than it actually is lmfao 🖕🖕🖕

#lilith answers #i get comments like this monthly lmfao #dumnasses at the peak of dunning kruger mount stupid thinking they are the hottest shit #see a hot girl who is making a ps1 looking game and want to knock her down a few pegs #cuz they just learned the word 'affine'

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myymi · 4 months

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tails spends a full day inventing and totally ignores his miles electric that buzzes very consistently with messages

he falls asleep at his workbench. his mouth is dry enough when he wakes up that he decides to take a quick break to get a bit of food and some water. he takes his miles electric to skim over the onslaught of messages he received

there's nothing too crazy at first. a good morning message from amy, a few messages from charmy asking if he's up to playing some games today, a short offer from shadow asking him to tune up the dark rider in exchange for some top secret g.u.n weaponry blueprints,,

then he sees it.

hundreds of messages from sonic.

he stares at the chat icon for a while, completely ignoring the microwave when it beeps to tell him his frozen meal was done heating up

he's expecting the worst. because he knows sonic knew he didn't respond because he was working himself half to death without taking any breaks. he thinks it's a miracle sonic never attempted to call him to scold him about it

with a heavy sigh, he opens the chat; expecting to see messages of his big brother giving out to him for what he did yesterday

but there's no such messages.

the hundreds of messages are nothing but stupid puns.

stupid, bad puns.

he knows they're awful without even reading them, because they always are, but he still snorts anyways and sends a quick message to tell the hedgehog just how big of an idiot he is

then he gets right back to work, forgetting about both his food and his drink

#came to mind after niya commented a pun on one of my posts lmfao #miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #sth #tails the fox #sonic #unbreakable bond #dynamic duo #sonic and tails

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somethingoriginal127 · 4 months

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me watching stan twitter have a breakdown over the fifteen year olds on stan tiktok shipping leah and walker because we shouldn’t do that while leah herself and BOTH leah and walker’s entire family follow a “waleah” edit account and leah also KEEPS liking ship edits of her and walker

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rosemarytrash · 2 years

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#homestuck #kanaya maryam #rosemary #no comment this is just a thing i felt compelled to do #i am almost certain that the tweet op is referring to rosemary lmfao but idk #i think maybe thats my brain

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