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moonchild-in-blue · 1 day

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Gushing about animol crossing lil guys (gn) token. Expires never.

Hello Will I kinda really love you for this, you sweet sweet blue boy you 🥺💙

Say hello to the Hope World family 🌈

Deets and Pics bellow (very long):

Coco and Lily

My two favourites! Will get along with literally everyone 🥹

Coco is forever my number one spookie cookie bunny, but Lily is a close second - the sweetest froggy you'll ever meet!!! They are both incredibly sweet, and in my island lore they are besties 🥺🐰🐸

Their houses are next to one other, and often share books, baking tips, and whatever knitting project their working on! They hang out with Zucker a lot 🐙

Elvis

My cranky old man 🥹 Out of all of them, he's the least popular in the fandom 😔

Has been with me the longest - was my very first campsite villager, and has since settled well! He may be old, but likes to learn new slang from the youngins. Has the coolest study/library ever.

Zucker

It him!! My precious takoyaki baby boy!!!

He always has a silly outfit on - the pineapple hat was a MUST. Loves to snack, play games, and hang by the beach. A silly cutie patootie 🥹🐙

Marshall

Look at him!!! He so small and sassy 🥺

Marshall is the fashionista / coffee snob of our island. Literally lives off caffeine and compliments. Likes to visit Elvis and be Fancy™ for a little bit hehe. Great friends with Francine. Smol and Angy hehehe 🐿️

Bob and Chrissy

MARRIED. They are MARRIED and IN LOVE - 3 year anniversary coming up soon!!! 💜🩷

Bob is the coolest (and only) cat in the whole island. Chrissy was totally smitten with him hehe. He's also a silly boy who is a bit of a gamer - has a super cool set up. A literal textbook himbo 🤭

Chrissy is Francine's twin. They were popstars in their youth (listen to K. K. Bubblegum), and currently she's the only one still in the entertainment businesses. Always dresses fancy - pink and glittery and so so cute 💖. Sings all the time, also the most extroverted of the bunch.

Francine and Fuchsia

The Cool Girlfriends™ - kinda intimidating at first, but very friendly 💙💖

Francine is Chrissie's twin. Unlike her super chirpy sister, Francine is a bit more elegant and reserved. She now works as a designer - the spotlight was made for her Chrissy, not her. Best friend's with Marshall - The Fashion Duo ever (WILL judge your fashion choices) 💅 ✨

Fuchsia is our resident punk barbie deer. Dresses mostly in black and band merch - we talk a lot about bands and stuff. Very sensible and kind, always there for you if you need to vent. A true punk princess, Avril Lavigne wishes she was her 🖤

Genji

Our newest resident! Moved in last week after Pietro left. He's still getting to know everyone, but so far is getting along super well with Bob - he and Zucker often have game nights and Genji loves it (Elvis is too old to stay up so late, and Marshall prefers to go drink with the girlies).

Genji is a total gym rat but not obnoxious at all - he's just super active. He and Fuchsia will work out together sometimes 🏋️

-> Old family photo from when Pietro (clown sheep) was still in Hope World - taken during my birthday sleepover. You can see Fuchsia in her Sleep Token shirt 🥹

Bonus family photo but Silly™

If you read this far, have a little snack -> cherry pie, a Hope World specialty! 🍒🥧

#animal crossing rant over #i have so much Lore and Stories with them hehehe #Francine dated K K Slider for a while there but it was soon over. he's too much of a diva #also he and Label have a super toxic on and off relationship and she did NOT want to get in between that #i actually started to write a acnh fanfic but never posted it. maybe it's time i finish it #also Lily and Marshall are super good friends. and Coco and Elvis too #so sometimes the four of them hang out. Coco and Elvis will gab on about books while Lily and Marshall like to chat about whatever #she once made him a knitted scarf and beanie set and it's his favourite ever 🥺#(i realise i give them a lot of stories and stuff but. it makes the game much more interesting to me)#thank you for the token hehehe. smooching your forehead muwah muwah muwah #darya answers #animal crossing #acnh

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the1trueanon · 11 months

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a silly lil guy sitting on a silly lil apple @:3 he's gonna teach you the alphabet, if he can remember all of it...

wally has some magical power where drawing his lil face destroys all sadness XD fr with the right inspiration and enough energy i could just sit and draw/paint him endlessly to my heart's content, and he could very well cure all depression -w- i love him so much

our darling wally belongs to the great @partycoffin :D

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cinamun · 8 months

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CIIIIIIIIIN....

Wait...wait...wait...wait...WAAAIIIIITTTT! 😩 I'm catching up outta order (please bare with me) but I-

I. AM. NOT. OKAY. but like in a good way, ya'know?! There are tears in my mac and cheese right now. Like...real shit!

At first glance, I thought it was Spooky Day and [redacted], Gabs, and Baby Riah (redacted because I ain't seen nothin...🤫) were Trick-or-Treaters 😂 But I had to remember life in [redacted] requires a new wardrobe and we gotta be incognito! SOOOOOO...I did a huge sigh of relief because I didn't wanna miss out on the Spooky Day shenanigans. ANTYWAYS...back to regularly scheduled programming

Are ya'll seeing the pure joy on Baby Riah's face. I-

Me tryna hold my plate and keep more tears from falling:

I can just imagine our lil bestie walking in the room and saying "Baby" as she hovers over their playmats. I just know she didn't wanna leave. OMG! I am officially a ball of mush because when the moment comes full circle. Like, I never expected to get to this point in their simulated lives ya'll.

Also, it's something about seeing Jayce's hand and slippers in the picture that puts a huge smile on my face because I know he is taking the moment in and just smiling too. The importance of family...I- please excuse me while I go cry.

You mean Darren's hands and slippers? Because you know that man went and cried in HIS mac and cheese after seeing all these babies rolling around on the floor being all precious!!!

CHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

It truly has come full circle and no, its not spooky day yet.... and we have plans.. but its felonious auntie, her almost-spouse-but-not-really and their sweet little Cuzzo Riah day! and they came all the way from the ranch to see their baby girl's babies all whilst dodging the feds. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if Jerri does NOTHING ELSE, she gon' show tf up!!!

Its......

#kdjfkdjfkdakfjka #its what we LOVE TO SEEEEEEEEEEEE #story stuff

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dokuhai · 10 months

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OOC. Admittedly I've been lurking a bit ( the bae and I have had so many busy weekends and plans since before we even left for Japan, which has been a lot for two introverts lmfaooo so I've just been trying to take it easy + am also coming to terms with how my adhd impacts literally Everything I Do™ these days fhsdjfn ) but I know @godkilller mentioned my lovely vampire verse sims a while back ( which i'm still working on!!! ) and OF COURSE I NEED TO SHOW THOSE THAT ARE INTERESTED LOL ( dw i'm using a read-more in case you're like 'jackie no one cares about ur sims' ) hdsjkfh

OKAY SO here's vamp!Gin showing off his baby blues and being all cute and innocent-seeming. I'm super happy with how he came out!! here's a full body version of him because i'm also super happy with his outfit hfdkjshfks

WHAT A HOTTIE AMIRITE?! Look at that long black jacket! THOSE COMBAT BOOTS! he's a spooky figure lurking the streets at night hfdjskhfks BUT WHEN he's not looking all human-like, he's got fangs and the whites of his eyes turn black and his irises turn an almost neon blue color ( he's hot in all forms okay )

Here's a picture of vamp!Gin reading in his loft-style apartment ( apparently he loves to read??? the more you know! )

AAAAA I LOVE HIM HE'S SUCH A DORK. LOOK AT HIM JUST SITTING THERE. PRECIOUS BBY.

Speaking of precious babies, here's him with his stray cat friendo named Asparagus - leave it to Gin to befriend a cat in a dinosaur onesie JKDSBVKSD

LOOK AT HIS FACE / LIPS ALL PUCKERED I LITERALLY CAN'T WITH THIS LOL

okay so NOW ONTO THE LOVELY RANGIKU:

she's such a fucking babe it drives me nuts fhsdkjfhks I gave her shorter hair since that's the cut she sports for the most part in that verse ( kinda like the blood war haircut she has?? ) i want to get her to a more yellowy-blonde color but for now that's the best I could do. Here's a closeup of her cute lil face ( yes she has freckles FIGHT ME )

She wears primarily silver jewelry as it stings any vamps that get too close to her in this verse. god i love her i am SMITTEN---

HERE'S A PICTURE OF HER OVER A CAULDRON CONCOCTING HER LIL POTIONS ( god i wish she would step on me, i'd literally hop right into this pit of boiling hot potion water if she asked me to--- )

SHE'S SO CUTE I CANT.

Also here's a picture of her hanging out with her bestie ( aka Izuru - my Rangiku is besties with Izuru in every verse ok fskdjfhks ) AND YES HE'S ENTHUSIASTICALLY TALKING ABOUT LLAMAS??? Izuru why??? lmfaoooo

I tried to get a picture of hunter!Rangiku and vamp!Gin on a date, but he literally pulled out this juicebox and photobombed what could've been a cute pic ( how on brand hfdskjfhsd )

LIKE WHAT KIND OF VAMP CAPRI-SUN IS THAT!??!?!? LMAO

OKAY LAST BUT NOT LEAST -- here is the only and only Aizen! He's got his everyday 'innocent' human-esque look, and his own vamp look ( since he's a big bad trying to become a fucking demon to acquire more power etc etc )

so innocent amirite ??? reminds me a lot of that one manga panel where he's wearing a scarf and talking to rangiku and toshiro about birthdays ( yes I know he's not wearing a scarf in this picture BUT WORK WITH ME HERE--- )

Here he is with scarier eyes and fangs and all that jazz ( gotta get the slicked back hair ) ( and yes i know his fangs aren't showing here I'M TRYING OKAY--- )

Here's Aizen feasting on some barista and wiping his memory ( what a great Lad )

And of course, I gotta get the Aizen and Gin chess-playing shot ( they literally Detest each other in this game I'VE TRIED TO HARD TO GET THEM TO BE FRIENDS but Gin rejected him and Aizen declared Gin officially his 'enemy' - it's amazing I even got THIS screenshot / usually they just go straight into a vampire brawl lmfao )

ANYWAY I HOPE Y'ALL ENJOYED THIS I WOULD LOVE TO POST MORE CONTENT IF PPL ARE INTERESTED! i really want to get Keiko in this verse but we'll see how possible that is lmao hfjksdhfs ANYWAY CARRY ON---

#ooc.#just the mun talking about her vamp sims

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toomanybandstocare · 2 years

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I BLOODY LOVE I DONT BELIEVE IN LOVE OMG??!! WHAAT you little freaking genius holy moly I love it. It’s so angsty and also I love how much you clearly love Steve he’s such a sweet precious baby and the way he’s being so patient and kind and gentle is everything at this stage I’m team Steve even if it’s platonic lmao. I love Steve having a friend who genuinely appreciates him I think that’s what he needs. Reading it is giving me an ache in my stomach like the kind you get when you’re going through a break up y’know? Also I agree Eddie needs to suffer, Chrissy might be cool but reader is clearly incredible and deserves the world and loves him more than anyone else. I hope Steve and reader stay in their little world in fact I want them in even more of a little bubble just basically cut off the world besides each other. Put Eddie through it all honestly, have Steve and reader do everything they did, have him see them out having fun, have reader go on a hot date, have reader do all kinds of fun shit they deserve to heal and have their fun too. You should consider having reader buy weed from his competition too hurt his business while we’re at it lol😂 If he wants to be an oblivious idiot and not see how good he has it already then drag his ass through the mud(in the nicest way possible we still love Eddie but god damn he’s hurting even my feelings with his obliviousness) also I see the lil ish on the end of platonic and I’m here for all of it 😏 I can’t wait to see what you do next and I’m honestly rambling. Whatever you write is gonna be so good I swear you put crack in your stories. Anywaay basically wanted to say you’re an amazing writer I’m loving this whole camping theme you have going it’s very cool very 80’s stranger things feeling and just genuinely fun to read it’s like a nice little extra touch I’ve never seen someone do this kinda theme and I love it. I hope you have a great day/night and on a serious note I’ve been depressed af the last couple weeks just in such a slump and felt so depressed and lonely and I’ve been trying to find stuff to distract myself and I have to say you’re one of my fave writers and people on here. I hope you know how appreciated you and the effort and work you put in is. It may not seem much but just having something to read and distract myself for a little while is lovely. Thank you💖

Mornin, camper!

… hsjjsk hhhhh wowie. I- just, thank you 🖤 It genuinely means so much to hear this. Idk I guess I got overwhelmed with sharing my work, and the little voice of anxiety started to come out.

All right, camper. … Imma be honest, and it may shock may some of you. … I was never in Steve Harrington’s lane until like s.3, which I only just watched recently. I was in Johnathan’s first and then Billy’s and kindaaaaaa Steve’s and then BAM Eddie hit me like a fucking truck. But I digress.

The reason I love Steve so much is how much we seen him grow. He has one of the most well developed characters arcs I’ve seen, even when I was studying media writing. I cannot wait to rewatch all the seasons, and esp take note of the differences of his character. Mayhaps during fall for spooky season.

And DEAR GOD what have I done? A couple of campers have also express their *cough * disdain for Eddie in this and how they would like to *checks the clipboard report* ah, yes. Give him a “love tap” or “beat his ass”. … I have had thoughts about this route of pay back, but irl I’m more of a sneaky payback person. So the idea to just being unconditionally happy and free…buying weed straight Rick instead maybe (cut the lil middle man out, and be a fav customer of Rick’s for the perks???)…hehehhe me likey.

I’m so glad that you enjoy my blog! Ye, I just wanted a lil piece of summer camp in my pocket year round. It’s really made me happy :)

CAMPER, giving you all the head pats and extra dessert tickets. Maybe even a snuck in Caprisun. I know how hard bouts of depression are, and if you need anything feel free to just hang out here anytime you need. I hope you have a good day, and please try to drink some water.

#camper ask #annon ask #camp halfwit letters #counselor mythos report #im sending all my love and hugs

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akudom · 3 years

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the brothers in the pokemon universe

sooo i’m back again on my bullshit. i had a random idea of what pokemon would they like and it spiralled into this...

what kind of pokemon would they raise? do they specialise in a type? what are their goals?

tw: none!

lucifer 🦚

this man screams power and would like the challenge from raising dragon types.

his ace would be a hydreigon which of course he would name cerbeus. hydreigon only listens to lucifer and helps lucifer with keeping his brothers in line. just the sight of him is enough to make the brothers shit themselves.

his other pokemon would include dragonite, garchomp, haxorus, appletun and salamence.

beel keeps trying to eat his appletun because it looks so tasty. appletun thus avoids beel like the plague.

wants to be the best so you better believe he will BE the best. is a feared opponent who shows no mercy.

i don’t know if he’s be shooting for becoming champion. just wants to be strong in his own right.

mammon 💳

oh god mammon. if you thought satan liked cats then you got another thing coming.

he has an army of meowths. all types, alolan, galarian, regular, he has SO many. if he sees a wild meowth it’s automatically added to the squad.

his shiny galarian meowth is nicknamed goldie!

he would also have a honchkrow just to shake it up a bit.

mammon isn’t the best battler so he isn’t going for badges or anything.

his brothers live in fear of his meowth squad, he has them trained to scan the house for anything valuable to sell. satan is the only brother who can somewhat deal with them and that’s only because he finds them cute (when they aren’t taking his books)

just wants to make money and vibe with the squad.

leviathan 🎮

water type trainer! he’s literally named after a sea monster don’t fight me.

his magikarp henry was made fun of by mammon a bunch. his pride when he evolved into a glorious gyarados and proceeded to send mammon flying team rocket style is unreached.

nobody fucks with henry.

other pokemon on his team are swampert, azumarill, pyukumuku, wooper and toxapex. however he has literally every water type out there, he switches out his team depending on who he’s up against.

the smaller guys like to sleep in his hoodie and he finds it the most precious thing in the world.

he may hate going outside to fight but once hes actually battling he’s terrifying. the best battler out of the bros.

satan 📚

now you’d think he’d have all the cat types but here me out.

eevee breeder satan.

loves all the eeveelutions, can’t pick a favourite they are all so cute.

nicknames them after characters from books.

if anyone dares to call his pokemon weak or useless he turns into the biggest cat eevee mum and will make them eat their words. personally. no one insults his babies.

he’s ok at battling but much prefers researching. reading about all the legends out there while sat in front of a fire with all the eevees surrounding him is his joy in life.

i can see him being a professor or at least in some sort of academic role as well.

asmodeus 💄

pokemon contests are his jam.

wants to show off the beauty of all his pokemon as well as himself.

a favourite? asmo doesn’t do favourites. all his pokemon are amazing and you will understand that.

has a fondness for fairy types for their elegance but ultimately has no type preference. just likes beautiful pokemon.

his team would include milotic, beautify, galarian rapidash, hatterne and gardevoir.

he also has a florges in every colour.

pampers his pokemon. they are all spoiled little babies and he knows it.

aims to become the best coordinator you’ve ever seen.

beelzebub 🍔

this good boy likes bug types.

he hates how much bug types are underestimated and thought of as the weakest. why does that matter?

bug types seem to flock to beel it’s so wholesome. it’s like they know if they stay with beel they’ll get all the love and affection they could ever want.

he doesn’t have a team, he has a swarm. the ones he has the strongest bond with are snom, caterpie, surskit, volcarona, joltik and golisopod.

beel and his snom is literally like patrick star and rocky.

someone insults his little caterpie? first of all how dare you? it’s like fucking with a mama bears child you don’t wanna do that.

his only non bug type is morpeko. the lil guy is nicknamed beel jr by his brothers since it has a bigger appetite then beel.

who would win? 6 demons guarding a fridge or 1 electro boi.

doesn’t really have any goals. unless becoming the biggest bug type protector you’ve ever seen is a goal.

belphegor 💤

sleepy man likes ghost types. likes how spooky they are. however he doesn’t specialise in them.

his team includes snorlax, komala, gengar, banette, mimikyu and mismagius.

has pulled so many good pranks with the help of his team. lucifer doesn’t just have mammon’s meowth squad to worry about, here’s a moment of silence for his sanity.

he enjoys taking naps with snorlax and komala. snorlax reminds him a little of beel with how it’s like a black hole when it comes to food.

snorlax is so fluffy and soft it makes the perfect cushion. snorlax drives his brothers insane with how it’ll just plonk down in the middle of a doorway to sleep since it’s impossible to move.

way too lazy to become a trainer. too much effort.

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #+lucifier #+mammon #+leviathan #+satan #+asmodeus #+beelzebub #+belphegor #+writing

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katarina-elaine · 4 years

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I’ve been busy with Adult Things and didn’t know it was up yet...so of course, when I saw this message, I nearly sprayed hot tea all over my computer screen as I scrambled to go look! Since we weren’t told too much about Alastor in the pilot episode of the show, I knew that the comic would likely tell us a lot more about his personality, as the other comic did an excellent job of sort of slowing things down and zooming in to focus on Angel Dust’s character. This made me VERY excited about the Alastor comic...and I am far from disappointed. @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife, you probably weren’t looking for a lengthy ramble about the comic, but friend, thAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET!! (I’ll be nice to everyone who doesn’t care about my thoughts by putting this under a read more, I went completely friggin’ feral over m’boi, my eyes have been blessed)

I adore the detail of the first three pages. I also find it hilarious that Alastor is legit just vibin’, and everyone else is dodging out of the way like “N O P E”. Even the worker at the cafe is just like “why tf did this walking nightmare on speed have to visit on my shift?!” There are no words to describe the way I felt upon seeing Alastor just sitting at the table reading a newspaper, I made the most embarrassing noise b/c I am soft!! I just really want Good Things for our best boi?!

The bit with the birds was...something. I thought it was precious that Alastor shared with them, but later on I just sort of narrowed my eyes at him, b/c it’s totally possible that he knew what would happen and couldn’t resist a bit of violent entertainment. One could also argue that he hoped they’d just share the egg, as he does walk out shortly after the one bird decides to wreck ALL the things (RIP that poor employee’s peaceful morning). However, I wouldn’t put it past Alastor to stir things up and then just walk away. He didn’t even close the hell hole he made in the pilot when he crushed Sir Pentious, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I need to know what’s up with the roses. Does every flower that manages to grow in hell instantly wilt? Does Alastor just have that effect on people flowers? Did he make it wilt, and if so, why? Is Alastor just having a hecken exasperating morning b/c it’s hell and disappointment and agitation will always be in the forecast? I also wheezed with laughter when the other sinners literally noped away in the middle of Alastor saying hello. Poor boi cannot get an uninterrupted introduction to save his life! ~That must get rather lonely~ 8) On the other hand, he seems to be very well-known and accepted in the cannibal colony! It’s good to know he has friends...and fangirls. That group is an entire MOOD! I would totally fight the lucky lady who caught Alastor’s hat. I find it slightly tragic that we didn’t see him wearing that hat though, because I will always need to see him wearing a hat that adjusts for his antlers and ears (they are ears, I will never believe otherwise). The person playing sax on the street is so beautiful?? I cry?? Also, bless Alastor for tossing the guy a coin. “All hat and no cattle!” Alastor. Sweetheart. Darling. Baby boi. *cries for a long time b/c he’s such a dork and I flippin’ adore him* Also, Alastor cursing was oddly amusing? All Vox did was be a showoff, but Alastor friggin mutters to himself for what looks like at least a few city blocks? Like?? Calm down, sweet pea, you’re undoubtedly giving Vox exactly what he wants, and that glorified box of static didn’t even have to work for it! The panel on page eleven where we see Alastor mid-step confirms that he is one very lanky boi! I would also like to know how often he glows?? We saw him glow a few times in the pilot, but it doesn’t seem like the light is always there. Maybe the glow is involuntary and is connected to his emotions, such as being overly agitated/excited? Of course, it could just be another intimidation tactic (mission accomplished on that last one, babe, you can stop being a firefly now). Also, I am hecken annoyed on Alastor’s behalf, hE JUST WANTED TO GET SOME FOOD AND NEARLY GOT ATTACKED INSTEAD?? HE LITERALLY DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG?! I know it’s hell, and to be fair, I would probably prefer to be armed against someone who was notorious for being *gestures toward Alastor entering hell and forcing people to take notice of his badassery* Like That, but it’s not exactly good business, now IS IT?! “I want fresh meat, not bubble gum!” Okay, listen...I love this man. A lot. This line? Perfection. Alastor both amused me and gave a perfect description of so many disappointing cuts of meat I’ve had to practically dissect before consuming. 11/10 would trust Alastor to do my shopping. I was NOT expecting Alastor to be so polite?? Even after the butcher clearly makes a move to attack Alastor when his back is turned, Alastor basically just gives a passive-aggressive (and probably very static-filled) warning, lets the incident slide, and thanks the guy for his service?! He even held the door open for the lil sheep bab, I cry!! Too bad the sheep is likely terrified of him now. On that note...the last panel on page fifteen. I am LIVING for that panel. Say what you will, but with consent, I would definitely still smooch the murdeer while he looked like that. It also shows that, contrary to what I had originally thought, Alastor’s ultimate spooky look isn’t just a slightly elongated (and antlered) version of how he looks while crushing Pentious. Apparently his eyes and mouth turn into oozing black voids of death! *cackles* I am so very glad the comic came out before I wrote certain scenes for my fanfics...and I hope Alastor enjoys his meal! >8) This does make me wonder whether complete dismemberment (such as being torn/blown to pieces or having your body squashed) truly kills sinners, as I wouldn’t think this would be all that difficult to accomplish or even all that rare. For example, the guy in the pilot who snatched the drugs from Angel likely got smeared into paste by that falling debris. Is he double-dead now, or will his body veeeery slowly regenerate? If it’s that easy to truly die in hell, why would heavenly weapons be such a big deal? Is it just that they can kill someone with less effort? We really need a list of ways that sinners can permanently die or at least a brief explanation of the rules, it’s one of the few things that’s seriously bugging me! I’m gonna be rereading this comic for ages, especially since we get so many lovely shots of Alastor. Do I technically have the time to do so amidst work and grad school? No! Am I going to do it anyway? Yes!

#I'm dying here y'all #glorious content of m'boi #my eyes have been BLESSED #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor comic

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langdons-little-witch-bitch · 5 years

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In the dark of the night

(gif by @violadvis)

Summary: Gathered around the bonfire the creepy story being told scares you, but Xavier has his own way of comforting you.

A/N: Y’all can thank (or blame 😅) @itsmelunamoon for this. Our conversation about the gif above inspired this little OS.

Since the season didn’t aired yet this is nothing valid. The characterization is solely based on my imagination of how he’s gonna be like after seeing the 2 trailer. Idek if that’s really gonna be his name, but we’ll see. I can tell I already love this precious lil fuckboy 😄

Also I finished this around 5am so it’s probably not the best 🙈

(English is not my first language)

Pairing: Xavier Plympton x fem!reader

Warnings: NSFW, smut, fingering, public sex, unprotected sex

Word count: 1499

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The crackling of the fire held a comforting effect compared to the disquieting noises that echoed through the nightly wood. The screech of a distinct owl, rustling in the brush, branches snapping. A shiver run down your spine. From the upcoming cold or fear?

It was your free evening, but instead of just relaxing in your cabin your roommate convinced you to come to the bonfire with the other new counselors. You all gathered closely around the warm fire, grilled marshmallows, drank some booze that one of the guys had smuggled in the camp and now one of your co-counselors was telling a spooky story about some psychopath that was rumored to roam this forest and slay people with a huge knife. Just one of those classical bonfire stories to frighten people, nothing to worry about, you told yourself. But you couldn’t help feel a bit at unease.

Suddenly you felt someone sit down next to you on the big branch. Confused you looked to your left where you expected to discover your friend, but she was gone. You were so focused on the story and your own thoughts that you didn’t noticed her leaving. Instead of her small face, surrounded by hazelnut hair, you looked at the sharp features of Xavier. The blonde had propped himself on the wood casually, legs spread widely as he leant into you closely with a smug smile on his lips, his little earing glistening in the light of fire.

“Are you scared?” he asked with a hint of amusement in his deep voice.

“N-No. Why would I?” You didn’t wanted to admit that the whole situation, the scary story plus the surroundings do creeped you out a bit. You thought he would laugh at you.

“Mhh are you sure? You are shivering.” He leant in closer, his arm resting behind your back, not fully touching just brushing against it.

“It’s just getting cold, that’s all.” you tried to brush it off.

“How about I warm you up a bit then?”, his voice low and seductive, his hand suddenly on your thigh caressing your skin.

You swallowed hard, the whole situation overwhelming and confusing to you. He was so close, his arm now grapping around your waist, his lips close to your ear, his warm breath making goosebumps erupt on your neck running down your entire body. His nose brushed your cheek lightly, his smell intoxicating. You couldn’t think straight anymore. What the hell is happening here? you asked yourself.

Never would you’ve imagined of finding yourself in such a situation. You and Xavier weren’t close or anything, neither did you thought he would be interested in you. You shared a bit small talk about the work at Camp Redwood here and there, that’s it. He was loud and confident, always center of attention, a bit cocky. The complete opposite of you. Not to forget he was kind of a fuck boy, always flirting with practically everyone. Especially the camper were constantly gushing about him, throwing themselves at him. Not that you could blame them.

Xavier was incredibly handsome. Soft, fluffy, blonde hair with those cute little strands falling on his forehead. Dazzling blue eyes, that shimmered like the lake in the sunlight. Plump, pink lips that almost always held an arrogant smirk. A sharp jawline that could cut through glass. And you couldn’t help but stare at his thick thighs and firm bottom whenever he wore those super short, tight shorts.

“What do you say, how about we get away from here?” his smooth voice abruptly pulled you out of your train of thoughts.

You looked at him slightly shocked to find him wiggle his eyebrows suggestively at you. The silly gesture made you laugh softly. Sneaking away in the middle of the night to god knows where probably wasn’t the best idea, but the liquor from earlier and Xavier’s proximity made your head spin so you couldn’t think straight. You just nodded your head, and he immediately snatched your hand, leading you away from the bonfire, further into the woods.

“Where are you going?” you asked concerned.

“Somewhere more quiet of course.”

“Why can’t we go back to our cabins, they’re all empty now.”

“Nah there are way too many people at camp. I’d rather be alone with you.”

He suddenly turned around and backed you up against a tree, his arms trapping you, making you gasp. You could barely make out his face in the dark, the only source of light was the moon shining through the branches of the trees.

“I just don’t think it’s really safe out here.”

He started laughing. “Why? Because of that silly story? Don’t worry sweetheart. I protect you from the big, bad serial killer.”, he grinned, leaning his head down to catch your lips with his.

The kiss was a bit sloppy but nice. His lips were soft and warm, and you could taste the faint peppermint flavor of the gum he was often chewing. His hands found your waist and yours wrapped around his neck while the kiss deepened, becoming more passionate. Tongues swirling together, teeth nibbling at bottom lips. Xavier released a low growl as he pulled you in even closer, rubbing his growing bulge against your covered core. You moaned softly, your hands gripping at the back of his hair.

“Fuck I want you so bad,” he whispered huskily in your ear, taking your top and bra off hastily. His eager hands roamed your upper body, groping the tender flesh of your breasts while he kissed and sucked at your neck. Soft whimpers and moans fell from your lips at the feeling of his lips and hands caressing your body. One of them made it’s way down your stomach past the waistband of your shorts and panties. A loud moan escaped you as he started rubbing your clit.

“So wet for me babe,” he stated with satisfaction, your arousal coating his hand. He slowly inserted one finger, thrusting at a slow pace at first until he felt you grind down on him, the feeling of his long, slender finger caressing your inner walls so good. But you needed more. As if he could read your mind Xavier added a second finger. His thrusts at a steady pace now, his thump circling your sensitive bundle of nerves, while his lips had started sucking at the swell of your breast, before paying attention to your hardened nipples. The sounds of your pleasure resounding through the forest. Thankfully you were far enough away from everyone else, so no one could hear you. As Xavier hit the right spot deep inside of you, you let out a small scream.

“Fuck, right there. Feels so good.”

Just when your body started trembling from the pleasure and you were about to reach your high, he retracted his hand.

“What the fuck?” you panted.

“Sorry babe, I can’t wait any longer.” He worked fastly at his belt, pulling his pants and boxers down to free his neglected and rock hard length. A relieved moan escaped his lips as he wrapped his hand around his cock, stroking it. You bit your bottom lip at the marvelous sight, your heat throbbing with want and anticipation.

Xavier pulled your bottoms down and grabbed your thighs, hoisting you up against the tree. The hard bark grazing your skin, making you hiss slightly in pain. You wrapped your legs tightly around his hips. He rubbed his length against your core, moisturizing it with your juices before pushing inside. He groaned deeply at the feeling of being buried in your warmth. He started rocking his hips into yours at a rapid, eager pace. Your hands clawed at his shoulders as you meet his thrusts, trying to keep up with his rhythm.

Loud moans and pants echoed through the night.

“Fuck baby, you feel so good. So wet and warm.”

He hoisted you up higher against the tree, creating a new angle. The next deep thrust hitting your sweet spot. You moaned out his name.

“Do that again,” he growled, pumping his length in and out of you in a hard, fast pace now, trying to reach the same spot over and over again.

“Xavier,” you squealed loudly, “I’m so close.”

“Me, too baby girl.”

He started rubbing at your clit again and soon you felt warmth flood your entire body, your stomach tightened, your breathing turned into panting before that feeling of complete euphoria took over your entire body and you reached your high.

Xavier, lost in his own pleasure, watched you fall apart. The sight of you, eyes closed in pure bliss, head thrown back, moaning and whimpering incoherent expressions of pleasure accompanied by his name, triggered his own release. With a deep grunt he came hard, his head burrowed in your neck.

“Ah fuck, that was good.”

Just as you were about to reply your shrill scream filling the air as you spotted a dark figure right behind Xavier, a huge knife raised in his hand.

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*Usually I wouldn’t tag my work in tags where it doesn’t belong, but since the situation is a bit different here I’m gonna make an exception.

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writingbakery · 4 years

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Happy Halloween, You’re The Only Sugar I Need

[i didn’t have a lot of time to come up with halloween ideas, so have these cute lil hc’s about what it would be like to trick or treat with the bnha babies!💓]

*☆*ﾟ゜ﾟ*☆*ﾟ゜ﾟ*☆*ﾟ゜ﾟ*☆*ﾟ

Izuku Midoriya

did someone say couple costumes?

plans his costume out in july, and has it perfect by august

he knows all the best routes and houses like the back of his hand - nothing but full size candy bars for his baby (you💓) duh!

no haunted houses for him, he just wants to hold your hand as you walk through the neighborhood

he’s the most fair when it comes to candy negotiations, offering up two skittles bags for one set of jelly chew jolly ranchers and making sure the butterfingers were evenly divided

since he’s an expert on trick or treating (your words not his, he blushes for a full thirty minutes after you tell him) you’re both home fairly early, only out a little under an hour

which means: halloween jammies, takeout, and all your halloween candy piled up on the table while you watch spooky godmother together <3

and perhaps there’s a heated makeout session that ends with your hands down the front of his onesie ;)

Katsuki Bakugo

he always wants to go as something horrifically extra - he pretends it’s all your idea, but you know he’s been pinterest scrolling it for a solid month

his goal is quantity over quality here; the more candy he has the better, so you’re both hitting every neighborhood till the streetlights flicker on

he also wants to do every “haunted house” he spots along the way, dragging you in to suffer with him

he likes the spook

you’re out the latest, but it’s still fun - mainly because you’d convinced him to piggy back carry you home after

he’s fair but strict in his candy negotiations - he won’t let you cheat him out of a full sized kitkat bar just because you’re adorable his s/o. he requires at least three kisses and two mini crunch bars in exchange

you watch endless slasher films and bad horror classics, and cuddle under the biggest fluffiest blanket you own

somewhere during the “scary movie” series he’s got you pinned, kissing a hot trail up your neck and there goes the movie session ;)

Hanta Sero

hanta 1000% wants to do meme couple costumes, and you’re whipped for his smile, so-

plans his costume out a while back, but procrastinates getting it together until two days before (and yet, it still looks amazing?)

doesn’t really have a route or plan in mind, he just wants to wander around holding hands and kissing every time you see a pumpkin (like punch buggy but sweeter <3)

he’s honestly probably the most confusing with his candy negotiations - “how does a mini snickers and a bag of pretzels equal a york patty, hanta?”

the boy has weird candy tastes but you love him anyways

you’re out a decent amount of time, a little over an hour & change

he wants to watch every cult classic horror film ever, so prepare not to sleep

halfway through he’s too busy smiling with his tongue in your mouth though, so its a win in your book ;)

Hitoshi Shinso

hitoshi always wants to go as some super obscure film or literary pair

he’s not too early in his planning, or too late. he finishes his costume with time to spare but he doesn’t rush, either

he’s not keen on being out too late but he indulges you for a bit, sneaking kisses here and there

he’s not big on candy either, so he ends up giving you most of his basket anyway - although there’s certain things he won’t part with.

“you’re serious? i cant even have one?”

“no. all the reese’s cups are mine, & that’s final.”

you’ll get smooches because he feels bad

you’ll spend the rest of the evening with your head on his chest, listening to him read you Poe snuggled under a blanket with tea.

and halfway through lady ligeria his hands will creep up the back of your sweater, and suddenly you’re doing much more kissing than reading ;)

Yaoyorozu Momo

momo definitely wants to do something elegant and fancy with you for costumes

she gets everything tailored and ready weeks in advance, duh

momo’s house is the one giving out full sized candy bars, so is trick or treating even necessary? yes it is

you spend about an hour giggling and sharing a candy basket, everyone awwing over the pair of you

there’s no candy negotiations because you share <3

you play board games with the charlie brown halloween special in the background

she wins every time that girl’s a menace

“since i’ve won twenty four of our twenty six games, i’ll be claiming my prize now.”

her prize is kissing you senseless on the floor, smiling into each other’s mouths with wandering hands ;)

Tsuyu Asui

dorky costumes? dorky costumes. think dorothy and the tin man, but cute

she plans both your costumes in advance cause she’s just that amazing

you’re out almost as late as possible only because tsu gets excited everytime she sees a decorated house and you’re soft for her

candy negotiations with her are tough; she plays hard to please and you both like too many of the same candies

you end up sharing anyways

halloween movies with tsu are a big mess of funny to scary to animated to wholesome - she loves all of them and you love her, so you’re watching everything

you’re cuddled up in a blanket fort, snuggled into a heap of blankets and it’s so comfortable that you almost fall asleep halfway through poltergeist

until tsuyu starts kissing her way up the sensitive skin of your back, and suddenly kissing is the only thing on your mind ;)

Ojiro Mashirao

he always wants to do a cutesy/romantic couples costume, he’s your prince charming without fail

the two of you work on your costumes together well before halloween - he calls it couple bonding like the cutie he is

you’re not out too late, mostly because you have too many activities planned for when you’re back home

there is no candy negotiation with ojiro; he gives you your favorites and steals your pretzels and m&m’s without a word

you carve pumpkins even though you already have six, make candy apples, and finally snuggle together on the couch to watch some cheesy halloween hallmark specials

he makes you both hot chocolate with plenty of mini marshmallows <3

by the end of the second sappy film you’re licking the chocolate out of his mouth, and he’s only complaining a little

“but (y/n), she’s about to leave it all behind for the lovestruck farmer!”

Eijiro Kirishima

kiri loves halloween, so he’ll gladly be the counterpart to any costume you choose

he’s definitely a procrastinator though, only finishing it the day of

he’s so excited and hyper that you spend nearly two hours trick or treating, being dragged by holding hands with kiri as he marvels at the tiniest of things

he’s the worst at candy negotiations - he’s so soft for you that he’d give you anything you asked, and he’s a sucker for all types of candy so he’s way too easy to please

“sure baby, you can have my crunch bar and my twix for the nerds.”

“eiji those are both full size candy bars-“

“so?”

he wants to watch the scariest of movies because he’s manly, of course, and he promises to protect you from anything too frightening

he ends up curled into your arms, peering at the screen through his fingers and you’re trying really hard not to laugh

distractions come in the form of kisses, though, and soon he’s too busy nipping at the son of your neck to pay attention to the terrifying film ;)

Tamaki Amajiki

tamaki definitely wants to do cheesy pop culture costumes with you - he spends most of his time reading or watching it

his nerves about the whole thing make him finish his costume way too early, but it’s cute

once he’s in costume though, he gains a sort of confidence - he’s somebody who’s not him for a little while, and he boldly holds your hands and kisses your cheek as you wander

tamaki loves candy, so negotiations are difficult - but he loves you a lot more, so he parts with some of his precious stash

you decide on reading scary stories to each other, sitting with your back against his chest in the big armchair, by the fireplace

it’s warm and cozy and you could almost fall asleep like this, until tamaki’s voice wavers as you shift in his lap

the book is quickly forgotten about as you make out softly, and maybe the costume gets a little shredded. oops ;)

Mirio Togata

mirio will literally dress up as anything as long as you match with him

he insists you plan together, takes all of your thoughts into consideration; this is a team effort!

he doesn’t want to be out too late but he can’t help himself, he wants to show you everything

plus he keeps running into people he knows and he wants to show you off

he splits all his candy evenly with you; you’re his baby, he’d give you his kidney if you asked

he’s one for paranormal movies, he gets so wrapped up in the plotlines it’s almost funny

“okay but if i were a ghost, i’d haunt people in the fun way. like, we’d play games or something.”

“you’d make a very nice ghost, babe.”

he gets so caught up in the movies though that he doesn’t even realize when you pounce, tickling him to draw his attention again

it quickly turns from tickles to kisses and kisses to nibbles and suddenly he’s not thinking about ghosts at all ;)

Nejire Hado

the poor baby’s so excited she can’t even choose a costume, so you end up deciding

she’s very involved in the process though, helping out any way she can

trick or treating with nejire is like going with a hyperactive six year old, but it’s adorable. she drags you around for hours

“look! that pumpkins as big as my head! let’s take a picture!”

she’s a candy addict, good luck trying to negotiate any sort of trade. she steals yours when you aren’t looking

you totally notice but you indulge her

you’re watching a movie, making cookies, and playing a board game all at once when you get home

she’s so excited she can’t even sit still, bouncing from activity to activity until you give up and pull her in for a kiss

you get so distracted you forget all about the cookies ;)

“NO! MY PRECIOUS SUGAR PUMPKIN BABIES!”

Uraraka Ochaco

she’s had your costumes planned since last halloween

“but we’ve only been dating four mo-“

“shush and try this on.”

she’s running around the neighborhood with you for hours, isn’t even tired

another big candy thief, shamelessly digging in your basket but she’s cute so you allow it

wants to watch all the sappy halloween movies and compare you guys to the main characters

“that’s so us, oh my god.”

“he’s a baker. and she’s in real estate.”

“it’s us!! im the baker though.”

drinking lots of spiced cider and giving out leftover candy to the few stragglers, she’s got a soft spot for them

lots of cheesy, silly kisses as you cuddle

she’s easily distracted though, kissing down your cheek to your jaw, neck and oops! the movies long forgotten ;)

Denki Kaminari

another meme costumer, but he also wants to look cool. it’s a tricky balance

he keeps putting off getting his costume together, and then he forgets, and then he’s calling you frantic the night before for assistance

he’s a little more relaxed as you walk through the neighborhood, but that’s only because he’s waiting for everyone to discover the pranks he’d set up beforehand

needless to say, trick or treating ends early before he can be murdered

denki’s a candy whore, but he’s willing to make negotiations with you as long as he gets kisses out of it - which you take advantage of to get all his good stuff

you’re curled up together watching nightmare before christmas, a tradition between you because you’d argued for a week straight about whether it was a halloween or christmas movie

the compromise is that you watch it on both holidays

he gets bored after twenty minutes though, restless like always and before you know it he’s kissing wherever he can reach

the movie’s ignored for the rest of the night as the pair of you kiss and giggle and get a little carried away ;)

Mina Ashido

she’s all over the place with her planning but she definitely wants to do something complicated - she loves going all out!

she needs your help to stay on task but your costumes are finished in a decent enough amount of time

first you’re trick or treating, then you’re pulling pranks with denki, then you’re chasing the neighborhood kids around in a silly game of tag - you’re doing so much that you don’t even realize how late it’s gotten

at home she’s still got all that wild excited energy so you make pumpkin pie together despite the hour, making stupid jokes and flicking flour at one another

“if this sticks in my hair you’re dead, (y/n)!”

“love you too, princess.”

somewhere between baking and eating the pie you start making out against the counter, and there’s definitely flour handprints all over the both of you ;)

Mezo Shoji

shoji likes halloween, but he lets you pick out the costumes - he wants you to have a good time!

he’s very helpful throughout the entire process of getting the costumes ready, and you’re done in no time

he lets you drag him all around, using the majority of his arms to carry extra candy baskets - it’s not cheating the system because everyone thinks it’s part of his costume, and there’s six times as much candy now!

he gives the majority of it to you once you’re home again to see you smile - it has been his plan all along to drown you in excess candy, and you’re not complaining

he gets an equal amount of kisses in return

you spend the evening helping the local kids collect as much candy as they can, and shouji makes it his job to escort all the children that are scared up to every house so they don’t miss out

he gets a whole lot more than kisses for that, but who can blame you? your boyfriend was just too sweet for his own good

“i think you’re the only sugar i need, (y/n).”

“you flirt. kiss me again.” ;)

Tokoyami Fumikage

whenever halloween comes around, he goes big. all out. ridiculously detailed, amazing costumes

you help as much as you can, but he’s in his element; he handles most of it himself

his excitement isn’t obvious, but you can see it in the way he slightly pulls you along as you wander. it’s downright adorable

dark shadow is also having the time of his life, popping up to make snarky comments at passrersby and steal candy whenever possible

“god, did she pull that costume off of last years clearance rack?”

“dark shadow, enough.”

he’s not wrong though

candy negotiations are done through dark shadow - your boyfriend would’ve given you all the good stuff without questioning it, and his counterpart can’t have that

you end up sitting outside to watch the stars, tokoyami cuddled into your chest and all it takes is a few well placed kisses to his plumage to have dark shadow sweep you up and take you right inside for some evening fun ;)

[i tried to write as many as i could, i hope you all enjoy bbs! happy halloween 🎃 🧡]

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inkykeiji · 3 years

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congrats on 1k bb! could i possibly get a bnha matchup 👉👈? i’m 5’3” w/longish brown hair and brown eyes, i’m a july leo (if any of that astrology shit means anything to you haha) mostly an introvert bc i’m pretty shy w new ppl but loud af around my friends.i like to draw/paint and play minecraft, and i’m lowkey p clumsy and lack common sense at times (i accidentally burned my rice cooker the other day). my ~love language~ is prob touch or words of affirmation, and my favorite halloween-ie movie is the nightmare before christmas. happy spooky season!!

thank u sugar!! <33 absolutely ofc u can! ‘if any of that astrology shit means anything to you’ LMAO pls anon this made me giggle

i match you with ⇢ dabi! he’d definitely find your initial shyness rly cute, endearing in a way, and would be pleasantly surprised to find out ur a lil more outgoing once you become comfortable! tbh i think he’d really love watching as you slowly come out of ur shell around him (he’d definitely play w u a lil since he’s a sadistic bastard, thinks u just look so adorable when ur blushing in embarrassment <3) and it would make him rly soft. and although he’d work hard to hide it, he’d slip up sometimes. he’d never admit it to you, but he kinda likes your lack of foresight, because it allows him to take care of you n treat you like a bit of a baby w some playful teasing thrown in 🥺 you’d definitely have to work on him with physical touch and words of affirmation, but he loves u and is willing to learn, only for you, though <3

what you carve into your pumpkin ⇢ bats and a vampire! but in addition to this, you also paint a few pumpkins, too (i’m feeling a black n purple colour scheme ehehe), maybe some really pretty, really intricate designs???

which halloween candy you eat the most of ⇢ mars bars!!

couples costume ⇢ jack skellington and sally (so sorry, i had to, his staples are literally perfect for this come on!!! u guys would look so fricken cute!!!!)

how you celebrate halloween ⇢ a trip to one of the amusement park’s that’s holding fun halloweenie events w a group of your friends!! dabi brags that he’s not scared of anything and goddamn it, he’s right; mf is entirely unphased by all of the haunted houses, but he just loves having you cling to him and bury your face in his arm or chest, it’s absolutely precious to him. afterwards you all go to one of those 24hr diners and eat greasy breakfast food n pancakes!

clari’s 1k halloween matchups! 👻

#happy spooky szn to u bb!!#oof the way i bounced back n forth between dabi n hawks for u #this was tough #inky.1k

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skznct127treacting · 5 years

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Stray Kids reacts to going to Disneyland with their s/o

Hello guys this request was submitted by .. meeee. Honestly this is the second most indulgent thing I’ve ever done on this blog and that's including the first which was me comparing Stray Kids to Disney princes but hey let a girl live!! ~

this took ages to do so I’m not sure whether to do moodboards again? do you guys prefer it to gifs pls let me know <3333

Chan ━━━━━━━☆

Is insistent on you meeting the characters after you confessed its something you would like to do but feared it would be too babyish for you to do. Of course in Chan’s world, the idea of something being “too babyish” for you is literally non-existent because look at you.. You’re his fricken baby. He’d buy you a customised autograph book and mickey pen and would take pictures of you with all of your favourite characters which you can damn well bet are going to become his phone wallpaper. “Y/N look! It’s Stitch!! Do you want to go and meet Stitch?~” “...I don’t know..” “Come on we’re going!” He’d laugh grabbing your hand and dragging you around, until eventually it became you being the one squeaking and getting excited.. Which lets face it you always were.. But you just needed your boyfriend to show you not to be nervous and shy ♡♡

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Woojin ━━━━━━━☆

He wants you to have the best day ever so he’s super organized!! He’s planned out all of the meets, and the parades and the fireworks and somehow manages to get you right to the front for all of them. Also did I mention he’s going to absolutely spoil the living heck out of you!! Everything you so much as glance at he’s going to buy.. “Y/N, honey look!!” “Woojin..” “You want Simba don’t you Y/N… don’t you~” He’d say attacking you with the soft toy in the shop as he placed it under your arm to snuggle, until he found the next thing that you totally just had to have.

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At first he’s acting like he’s too cool to be there, but still trying to enjoy it for your sake. Heck he even bought cute Mickey ears to match your Minnie ones and has taken hundreds of pictures with you with them on, which has to you know, have earned him 10 points on the good bf chart or smthn. But halfway through the day he really starts to get into it, he’s bobbing along to the music down main street and somehow he’s bought himself a lanyard and now he’s pin-trading with everybody and honestly he’s kind of out of control but he’s living his best life .. ? Also can totally see him being really competitive on Buzz Lightyear laser blast. “Babe it’s just a game??” “Can’t talk now Y/N... Too busy beating scores and breaking hearts!”

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Hyunjin ━━━━━━━☆

Like Disney.. But make it “ c l a s s y. “ he wanted to make your disney trip the best, and besides, what better place to prove to you that he can be your prince than Disneyland!! Your day kind of has a duality to it, because at some points you’re on the rides and Hyunjin is being so extra? Like the drop is tiny but he expects it to be big and so his drama queen side is living! And you just know that he has to buy every single ride picture, even through all of your protests “Hyunjin nooo !! You cannot buy that !! Look at our faces !!” and he just smirks and winks while pulling his card out. But then at the same time you go to the classiest restaurant at night time and have the most romantic meal and he’s just staring at you like “:O I’m so lucky” and you’re staring at him like “:O I’m so lucky” and it’s wholesome :’)

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Changbin ━━━━━━━☆

This boy is so addicted to glancing up at you and seeing your excited happy little face and then just melting because he love love love loveeees when you’re happy. Being at Disney has well and truly activated babychangbin, even from seeing the castle his reaction is soo cute and he’s kind of overwhelmed by how magical everything is because he didn’t expect to enjoy it this much, but 2 hours in.. here he is, with his mickey ears on and 5 shopping bags filled with gifts that he had to buy for you and himself and all of his members bc Binnie is thoughtful and precious okay?!! And idk why but I feel like he ends up enjoying Phantom Manor because of its spooki vibes and because that’s his jam, and he just keeps dragging you on it again and again and again because he’s secretly 5 shhh.

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Han ━━━━━━━☆

Is happy enough to just hold your hand and let you drag him round the whole park, which of course you do. The two of you are the queens of snaccs and buy so many, like have you seen Han?? Have you seen how excited he gets about cake and confectionery? Well boi combine that excitement with it being Mickey shaped and you have got yourself one hella adorable and bouncy squirrel. HE has no shame, with going on all of the smol rides because he dosen’t like the big scary rides, but hey maybe you can tempt him with a Mickey waffle and a lot of whining and pouting heh.

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Felix ━━━━━━━☆

Okay so I have this VISUAL in my mind and it’s like the two of you, and it’s winter okay.. bear with me.. And you both look so fricken cute in your big winter coats and hats and scarves and it’s really really cold so Felix bought you both a hot chocolate to share and you’re kind of messy with it but he keeps giggling and wiping it off your mouth, while trying to take pictures of you bc you look so cute right now he’s going to scream :o and when the fireworks start you huddle together for warmth and you both get a bit teary because it’s such a beautiful show and you’re both so happy and in love and he just looks at you and he gives you the biggest smile and all he says is “Y/N.. I’m so so so happy right now!” and your heart just bu r s ts with love.

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I don’t know why.. But I just have this image of you two on the Alice in Wonderland Teacups .. and Seungmin has the plate to turn it round and you’re like “seungmin. no” and he’s like “seungmin. yes” bc this boi loves his thrills! He wants to go on all of the big rides and rollercoasters and secretly hopes you’ll get scared so he can protect you and hold your hand :) he’s so giddy and bouncy the whole time, oh and I also have this vision where you both “look” the part like you’re that couple who have like mickey sweaters on, mickeys vans, mickey shaped backpacks eee I love-

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IN ━━━━━━━☆

Okay so he is totally in his element right now? The both of you have snatched everybody’s uwus, the morning started off with the two of you having a character breakfast with the two of you having the cutest interactions with your favourite characters and I can just see him and his s/o going on peter pan’s flight together with their lil ears on just being the purest, cutest couple you ever did see! >.< I feel like honestly you’d just take it at your own pace walking around, enjoying the magic and each other’s company while all the other members follow you and stalk you bc lets face it their all fangirls of your relationship T.T

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#stray kids reaction #stray kids mtl #stray kids ships #stray kids imagines #stray kids scenarios #kpop reactions #stray kids reactons #kpop imagines #bang chan #woojin #hyunjin #changbin #felix #jeongin #jisung #han #seungmin #lee know #minho

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maluminspace · 5 years

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You’re A Soft Touch

Genre: parent!malum fluff

Pairings: Michael Clifford/Calum Hood

Word Count: 1768

Requested: by my sweet lil Vicky @myfalsedevotion for spooky!sos2019

Trigger Warnings: n/a

A/N: I love writing these two as sappy husbands and dads! I hope you all enjoy it 💕

Even when the heavens had decided to open mid-way through the walk home from school, Michael’s spirits were still high. He’d always loved Halloween and his enthusiasm had luckily been inherited by both of his children.

Tama giggled as he jumped into every puddle he came across. Unfortunately he didn’t let go of Michael’s hand at any point so the young father’s jeans were already soaked through. He didn’t care one bit, though.

“When can we go trick or treating, daddy?” Bonnie asked, her bright brown eyes peaking up at Michael from beneath the bright red hood of her raincoat. She looked particularly cute in her bright raincoat and rainbow coloured wellies.

“Later, sweetheart.” The blonde man replied. “I have a surprise for you at home, first.”

Both children grinned widely. “Ooh what is it?” Tama asked, finally taking a break from splashing in puddles.

“You’ll have to wait and see, precious!” Michael replied, “Your dad’s making sure it’s all ready for when we get home.”

Both of the twins squealed with excitement and Michael couldn’t stop the biggest smile from curling his lips.

The rest of the walk home passed by quickly as they discussed school and which of their neighbours the children thought would have the best sweets for trick or treating.

When they finally reached their cozy little house, the twins ran up the driveway, yelling for their other father to reveal their surprise.

Michael laughed to himself as he took off his coat and boots. The house was so warm and smelt of home cooking. Calum must have started dinner already.

“Woah there, you two!” Calum yelled from somewhere deeper inside the house. “You can see the surprise when you’ve taken off your wet clothes and helped your dad feed the kittens!”

There was a flurry of whining before the two children plodded back into the hallway. “Dad said we have to help you feed the kitties before we can have our surprise.” Tama pouted, kicking off his bright red wellies and shrugging off his blue raincoat.

Michael chuckled softly. “Let’s get you into some clean, dry clothes first, yeah?”

Bonnie was also shuffling out of her own raincoat when Calum appeared in the hallway to help with the post-school operation. “Can we change into our costumes?” The little girl asked, glancing between both of her fathers, her chocolate brown eyes sparkling with hope.

“Fine...” Calum replied, “let me know if you need some help putting them on okay?”

The twins giggled excitedly as they scurried upstairs and out of sight.

“You’re a soft touch, daddy Cal.” Michael smirked. “You say it’s always me that gives into them, but I think we’ve seen enough proof that you’re just as bad.”

“Oh yeah?” Calum snarled playfully, backing Michael up against the wall. “I think you’ll find you’re still the worst, actually. Maybe someone needs a bit of a Halloween spanking to remind them who’s the boss?” He insisted, pinning Michael’s hips to the wall as he allowed his lips to brush the blonde’s stubbled jawline.

“Calum...” Michael whined. “You can’t do this to me now, the kids will be back down in a minute.”

“Oh, I know.” Calum replied, his voice low and gravelly as his breath ghosted over Michael’s ear teasingly. “The wait will be all part of your punishment.”

Michael groaned needily. “Calum!” He gasped. “You can’t do this to me, it’s been weeks since we had time to... y’know...”

Calum giggled, pulling back from his husband before heading back down the hallway. “Well hopefully this will give you an incentive to get the kids to bed on time, for once.” He shrugged, glancing back to aim a wink at Michael over his shoulder before disappearing into the kitchen.

The older man had barely had chance to recover before Bonnie and Tama were scampering along the landing and down the stairs. They both had beaming smiles on their faces as they yelled for Michael to look at their costumes.

When asked what they’d like to dress up as, both of the five year olds had asked if the whole family could be pirates. Michael and Calum had agreed, happy that their ideas hadn’t been too outlandish this year.

To make sure that their costumes stood out amongst the crowds, the dedicated fathers had made each of the four pirate costumes themselves. They’d mostly used old clothing and distressed them using scissors and marker pens.

Of course, Michael had the bright idea of letting the kids make some of the design decisions for their own outfits. This had resulted in Bonnie requesting that almost every inch of her baggy, torn t-shirt be filled with a drawing of a skull and crossbone. Her outfit was completed by a little hat and the biggest sword she could find in the costume shop.

Tama had opted for a stripped t-shirt and bandanna. He’d decided to go for style over size regarding his sword which was much smaller than Bonnie’s but the handle was far more ornate.

“Wow!” Michael grinned proudly. “You look incredible!” He beamed. “Why don’t we go and show your dad, huh?”

The words had barely left the blonde’s mouth before the five year olds had sped off into the kitchen. Michael followed them, still beaming happily. By the time he reached the kitchen, Calum was already grinning from ear to ear. “I can’t wait to get pictures of us all when me and your dad are all dressed up too!” He said, giving each of the twins a huge hug.

The children squealed as they jumped up and down asking when they could have their surprise.

“We need to feed the cats first, remember?” Michael asked ushering the excited twins over to the little food bowls in the corner of the room. He grabbed the box of cat biscuits from the shelf they were kept on and handed it to Bonnie. “Why don’t you fill up Smudge’s bowl and then Tama can fill up Socks’s one, okay? I’ll fill their water bowls.”

The twins nodded and set about their task as Michael picked up the little ceramic water bowls and carried them over to the sink. As he rinsed and filled the bowl he was aware of Calum watching him and he felt his cheeks heat up under his husband’s gaze. “Why’re you staring?” He giggled, meeting Calum’s eye briefly.

“Just deciding what I’m gonna do with you later.” The younger man replied with a smirk, keeping his voice low enough that the children wouldn’t hear.

Michael bit his bottom lip between his teeth but otherwise didn’t acknowledge the comment. He had some parenting to do before he could get ravaged by his husband.

“We’re done!” Tama announced, holding up the cat biscuits towards his fathers. “Can we have our surprise now?”

Calum smirked at Michael suggestively - silently promising a good night later, before he crossed the room and took the cat biscuits from his son to store them back in the shelf. “Sure, buddy. It’s in the dining room. Don’t touch anything until we get there, though, okay? We’ll be there in just a second.”

Tama and Bonnie grinned widely before scampering off into the hallway without a second glance.

“You’re such a tease.” Michael pouted as soon as the twins were out of earshot. “I can’t wait for later...”

“Well you’ll have to.” Calum shrugged. “We have some serious pumpkin carving and trick or treating to do before I can focus all of my attention on you.” He made sure that his fingers brushed the back of Michael’s hand as he walked past.

“I‘ll hold you to that last part...” Michael grinned, feeling like an excited teenager at the prospect of sex.

The husbands made their way into the dining room to find the twins waiting impatiently by the table Calum had set up earlier. It had four pumpkins laid out on it along with the tools to carve them.

“I’m gonna make mine look like a cat’s face!” Bonnie announced, pointing at the smallest pumpkin of the bunch.

“I want mine to look like a ghost!” Tama added as he shuffled onto one of the chairs.

Calum placed a brief kiss to Michael’s cheek before taking his place at the table before confirming which pumpkin each of the twins wanted.

“Can we put candles in them afterwards?” Bonnie asked hopefully as Michael dropped into the seat next to her. “They’ll make the front garden look spooky!”

Michael chuckled, loving the way that Bonnie’s eyes sparkled just like Calum’s when she was excited or happy.

“Of course we can and they really will!” Calum promised, “but why don’t you two practice drawing out your designs on these pieces of paper whilst me and daddy hollow all of these pumpkins out, yeah?”

The twins nodded gleefully, each of them grabbing a handful of pens and a sheet of paper before scribbling down their designs.

As Michael and Calum carefully hollowed out all of the pumpkins, they couldn’t help glancing up to look at the twins occasionally. It was adorable how much effort they were putting into this and it made Michael melt a little. He almost shed a tear when Tama made a mistake on his drawing, his little face dropping into a disappointed frown before Bonnie helped him fix it. The cute moment brought a thought to the front of Michael’s mind and the words. “I want another one...” spilled from his lips before he even knew what he was doing.

Calum looked confused at first, before noticing that Michael was staring loving at the twins. “Another baby?” He asked, his shocked tone masked a little by the pure fondness he had for his family.

Nodding sheepishly, Michael tried to hide his his blushing face by leaning closer to his pumpkin.

Calum lifted his husband’s chin gently until their gazes met across the table. His eyes were full of some deep emotion but his facial expression was soft. “Mike, do want another baby?” He repeated, needing to hear the confirmation.

“Yeah...” Michael replied quietly. “I know I haven’t said anything before but I’ve been thinking about it and...”

“My too.” Calum interrupted. “I’ve been thinking about it a lot too... We can discuss it more when the twins have gone to bed, yeah?”

Michael’s heart was beating so fast as he leaned across the table to peck a kiss to his husband’s lips. “Really?”

“Yeah.” Calum replied, stroking a strand of Michael’s hair out of his face. “I think it’s about time the Hood family got a bit bigger, don’t you?”

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seekingthestars · 4 years

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sarah watches the untamed: liveblogging adventures, part twenty one episdoes 37, 38, + 39

(aka: backstory time is sad, but sizhui is the bestest boy)

alright well let’s go see what’s up in the creepy house full of giant creepy dolls, shall we?

episode 37:

wwx looking straight at jin ling when he says “we should BEHAVE OURSELVES” XDDD

sizhui literally LEAPING at the chance to help wwx, could he BE any more precious???? ;A;

“Young Mistress Jin” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sizhui my smart lil angel 💞

the uhhh falling cat corpse made me jump a lil bit but also what the devil is going on hereeeeee

jingyi with rice on his cheek hahahaha

all these poor kids with the Super Spice Cure XD i would die, i can’t handle hot spice at all

who is thiiiiiiiiis

oh my god okay the face at the door with the blood dripping out of the mouth ohhhh boyy okay, my cat’s sitting next to me and she jumped when i did, at least we’re in this together, riley XD

ALSO POOR SIZHUI we also got spooked together

sizhui looking so proud when praised :’D

I’M LAUGHING, THESE DUMBS:

that was very impressive and very attractive wwx

XINGCHEN

“probably hundreds!” there were like twenty puppets out there lol

song lan is a puppet???? also where the heck did wwx pull that flute out from dang

WHO KEEPS PUTTING THINGS IN PEOPLE’S SKULLS OMG STOP THAT

sizhui being the bestest possible boy, look at him doing such a good job 😭💞

oh SHIT

xingchen what is happening omg

SIZHUI BEING LITERALLY THE BESTEST POSSIBLE BOY “i’m not scared!” and “you’re so much like hanguang jun” with the SOFT SMILES ugh i love him

“I do not know either. But it just feels familiar. It is as though if one of them is present, I won’t need to be scared or worried about anything.” THE DYING ANIMAL WHIMPER THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH OH MY GOD THIS LITERAL ANGEL CHILD

WAIT IT WAS XUE YANG? in a creepily realistic mask?!

xue yang is insane omg

WEN NING, MY OTHER ANGEL

Wangji just flying in majestically right on time, as usual, bless him

Jingyi looks like he’s having the time of his life watching the Song Lan/Wen Ning fight XD

wuxian pouting bc wangji/wen ning have their respective fights under control and then looking at the kids and being like “oh I’ll be needed there!!! :D” fjeiowafjawe

omg ACTUAL xiao xingchen ;AAAAAAAAA;

episode 38:

sizhui is just like “i will take literally any chance presented to me to help out LET ME HELPPP”

xingchen, what happened to you bb ;;;;;;

okay the bleeding on his bandages got way worse between the town and this scene in the woods ;n;

A PERSON?

wait person is xue yang????

okay what the heck is going on, xue yang what are you up to, did...did he make xingchen kill everyone..... ;;

well i mean that’s one way to get your vegetables o.o

THREE YEARS later? they hung out with xue yang for three years??? also hiii song lan

“He looks pretty nice.” LOLOLOLOL the best answer to “what does he look like” XD

wait wait wait hold on a sec, xingchen gave his eyes to song lan? that’s why he’s blind?? did they say this before and i just forgot but either way oh dang

xue yang! you little butthead! amulet! no! ;n;

OH MY GOD SONG LAN :((((

OH MY GOD AGAIN XUE YANG DID THAT SO XINGCHEN WOULD FLY OUT TO THE “RESCUE” AND STAB SONG LAN NOOOOO

no no no no :((((((((

fierce, determined wwx is very hot but i feel so bad for xingchen :((((((((

also wen ning is a badass

episode 39:

xue yang coming in and out of the fog everywhere is very inconvenient

wen ning is a BADASS

ohhhh wangji got him!

WAIT DID HIS ENTIRE ARM JUST GET CUT OFF

mask dude is back who is mask dude

xue yang almost had me feeling a teeny bit sorry for him with the story about how his fingers got completely crushed but then he started talking about how 50 lives weren’t even close to being worth one of his fingers and he lost me again

the entire scene when xingchen finds out what xue yang’s been doing ;;;;;;;;;; and then slices his own neck ;;;;;;;;;;; xingchen i’m so sad ;;;;;;;;;;;

jingyi crying at this funeral ;; he is a good boy too

song lan making me emotional saying he’ll roam the world with frostwork to exorcise evil with xingchen ;A;

POOR XINGCHEN DIDN’T DESERVE THIS :(

ohhh something spooky is under the coffin

wait the sword wait is that wait what wait come back here–

the lanterns are pretty!!!! fishes!

JIN LING JUST DID THE EXACT SAME SLEEVE SWISH AS ZIXUAN :’D

sizhui my sweet lil angel being a cutie (◡‿◡✿)

aww he bought the toy!

hold the gosh dang frickedy frack up what was with this half a second itty bitty flashback thing this show is toying with me

LANTERN WITH BUNS

wuxian seeing the little kid and calling out for yuan ;~;

WUXIAN SMILE, WANGJI TINIEST BABY SMILE, MY HEARTTTTTTTT

HI XICHEN I’VE MISSED YOU also that is a nice outfit you have, you look spectacular as per usual

IT WAS BIG BROTHER NIE, I THOUGHT IT WAS HIS SWORD

sizhui being all “the person of demonic cultivation may not use the power to do evil!” he is truly 1000% the bestest boy

Xichen dropping that “Master Wei” bomb and wwx’s eyes tripling in size omg XD

aaand guess it’s time for me to go to bed like an adult who has work in the morning bc i AM an adult who has work in the morning but i wanna watch more ;~; tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!

#sarah watches the untamed #sarah watches #sizhui is LITERALLY the best possible boy he is so CUTE #and SWEET #this is a sizhui appreciation blog forEVER #i wanna squish his cute cheeks #nothing is as bad when you have sizhui with the cute cheeks

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dxmagedrose · 4 years

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GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER!

Tagged by: my lover @hammurabicomplex I’m tagging: anyone and everyone who wants to pick this one up! share with the class if you feel like it! tag me in it!!

PRESENTING. RANDOM DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO-MUN AT 2AM ;

FIRST NAME Good fucking question… It’s (sort-of) currently Dylann! I was Kieran before that, though; it’s still used as one of my first names and I’m not used to Dylann quite yet bc I’ve just started using it.

Indigo is one of my middle names though, and I’ve used it as an online handle elsewhere forever so I use it here now! [ Fun etymology facts: Dylan(n) is a mythology name generally meaning “born of the wave” (aspiring diver & a water witch at heart). Kieran means “little dark one” bc of my love for horror, && I chose Indigo bc as a kid to be it was neither boy (blue) or purple (girl) and was both and neither as well as my absolute favorite color as this vibrant ass mystical color. ]

STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF hmmmmm…. I’m a horror lover at heart, so as a child (I wanna say 12), I was walking through an antique store (I have a few cool finds, I considered putting my other one as the fact tbh) and I turned the corner and I saw these two dolls staring back at me at the foot of the stairs of this antique building. my blood froze, and i felt my stomach drop. i got actual, physical goosebumps stumbling across these two creepy dolls staring back at me in the corner, and i couldn’t leave the store without them. perhaps the little painted porcelain boy would be somewhat spooky by himself if it wasn’t for the terrifying lidded gaze of the porcelain girl with the hairline fractures and slightly open lips. i cant look at her. i dont really find dolls scary, I like to find the spookier ones ones, and she makes me paranoid as hell. i keep her face covered and her up in my closet except for when i bring her out to show her off proudly as the spookiest thing I have but……. i dont really collect dolls anymore. even thinking about her brings a fearful tear to my eye. i don’t like to think about her for very long, but that’s why I’m so fucking proud to own her. ( YES — I’m THAT white person in the horror film )

TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON hhhhh a beardy jawline, high cheekbones, crooked canine teeth >:3c

A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF b.l.t.’s with avocado. ahhhh. my mouth is watering just thinking about it, oh my god. just a bit of salt and pepper???

A FOOD YOU HATE barbecue anything, i hate the taste of bbq sauce, you keep your nasty black goo to yourselves at the grill. twice in my life i have presented with barbecue pizza and both times i cried literal tears. why would you do such a horrible thing to a person? what kind of a monster are you? how do you sleep at night?!

GUILTY PLEASURE the sims. constantly. always. i’ve sunk thousands of hours into my households. oh also uhhhhhh i run two 80s horror blogs, one being a shitpost blog with occasional art of mine and one gremlin fanfic ship blog for horrible, terrible self indulgent fanfics i’ll get the courage to finish writing & post so i can be cancelled on tumblr for at some point. NO, i won’t link them. as i pretend they’re even all that hard to find, within a day i was found on both by someone i admire here a lot :’) ilu bby thnk u eternally for supporting ur local horrifying dumbass wtf

WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN the same clothes i’ve been wearing all day usually, my sweats & long sleeve raglans or my hoodies. i like being cozy day & and out. and ugh. efoort. just throw me in a blanket in a cool room and im out.

SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS serious relationships with some openness or poly. i wish i could fling! just not exactly easy for demisexual autistics lmao.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE I think I would be adopted by my grandma as a kid. It would save me some trauma but mostly I think it would get my autism diagnosed way earlier and save me angsting all these years of wondering why & thinking it’s my fault I’m struggling so much and so loud and affectionate and different in a world that i didnt fit in the same way.

ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON when i get drunk i text people how much they mean to me in my life. does that answer your question? ahhh. i’m sometimes a cuddle monster with friends, i message people with long texts about how much they mean to me, but I sometimes really don’t like to be touched at all.

A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN FLYPAPER. F L Y P A P E R. FLYPAPER. FLY, and, I can’t stress this enough, fucking PAPER. ( Though also Whole Nine Yards and both Re-Animator & Bride ). I have watched Flypaper already like, 5 times this week and I’m still not done, and the other movies have been on repeat for days in this household within the last year. In the past it has also been Donnie Darko & the new Nightmare on Elm Street. roast me.

FAVORITE BOOK White Fang by Jack London. Have I actually ever finished it? No. Do I still own a copy I’ve had since childhood thru multiple dogs eating it, taking it to and from school, and highlighting and circling all the best parts of chapter one ever since I was a kid and it was too hard of a book for me to read? You bet your ass. If I ever need inspiration I just reread chapter 1. Although one of my other favorites was Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes. But White Fang is like, a weirdly personal text. We stan London’s writing in this household.

YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE FENNEC FOX!! I used to daydream about having my own named Shiloh when I was a lil kid. they’re adorable little things and i am obsessed. i mean, gimme any fox and im happy, marble foxes, red foxes… but I was obsessed with fennec foxes. Also tbh ferrets. I want a ferret.

TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL] Rosa & @ninetyscnds‘s Luke, Rosa & @iimpulsivity is already screaming my name, Rosa & Constantine, Jesse & Andrea from Breaking Bad, and the joker and harley of 80s sci-fi Dan & Herbert from Re-Ani. I am but a simple opossum.

PIE OR CAKE Pie! I’ll take both pumpkin & melty apple over cake. also, cheesecake is more pie than cake soooo, pie wins.

FAVORITE SCENT my dogs / my blanket. :’) It’s the most grounding smell in the world.

CELEBRITY CRUSH oliver jackson-cohen, i’m fucking GAY and im angry about it. there i was, minding my own business, and i saw that asshole in a certain SHIRTLESS GIF and it AWOKE SOMETHING IN ME. dont talk to me about it, holy shit im obsessed with beardy men now god fuckkdafjaask i hate him why did he make me this gay i was perfectly fine being into girls but NOOOOOO him and his dumb hairy chest and sweet rugged face and I—— I also am obsessed with the archaeologist & television personality Josh Gates and may or may not be considering making a fan blog for him bc idk if my anthropology docuseries host is Dad or Daddy but i love him lots

IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO I would go on a dive with anthropologists and archaeologists doing fieldwork research in the ancient cenotes of the Yucatán Peninsula. My actual dream job, catch me crying & fantasizing about being underwater documenting Mayan skulls given as offerings. Fuckkkk, I love anthropology so much!! take me anywhere in the world to immerse myself into culture & archaeology.

INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT Introvert. I have a real life friend I see roughly once a month, and that’s it. Plenty of online relationships, I’m chatty, message me all day every day. but i dont do people well.

DO YOU SCARE EASILY I used to! Really bad. I don’t as much anymore. I do get paranoia a lot still. Having therapists telling you that the FBI could be outside your house watching you through your windows will kind of nervous. ( no google results for: yes hello fbi i am a writer please dont put me on watchlists i just have research i need to do for this idea im working on, would you like to try again? ) I have nightmares nightly but not they never make me afraid, they just make me feel like crap. jumpscares and loud noises and seeing people reaching into their pockets dont set off as many brain alarms anymore tho!! progress haha.

IPHONE OR ANDROID I like my android better bc of capabilities but meh

DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES My mom, her husband & I play COD for family game night, and Silent Hill is my life’s blood. I’ve sunken hours into Sims & Skyrim, and Norman Jayden from Heavy Rain is my #1 fictional character in existence, why do i love the druggie babies

DREAM JOB Oh… You’re asking me to pick? I’d love to be an anthropologist doing work out in the field. Underwater archaeology is peak, but I’m also heavily considering being a body recovery diver or police diver. I’d love to see myself in uniform someday, if possible. Just the thought makes me teary eyed & proud.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS fund my person creative & educational endeavors. get myself a spooky ass abandoned house to make my own home to create in, and travel to the world’s best dive sites. just live a mild life of education, creation & exploration. that’s the dream TM.

FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE dr. hill is a gross and whiny lil bitch this post brought to u by the miskatonic crew, how is everyone here an even worse bad guy than herbert west precious dan excluded talk shit get hit tho john winchester from spn and both walter white & todd from breaking bad are all in my crew of hated characters. i jusT… the reani novel is difficult to read because i have to deal with this old sack of shit.

FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER Supernatural :-)

… AND THIS CONCLUDES A DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO!! //

#||: && the mundane ( ooc );#( get to know a bitch!! )#( this was... a lot of me rambling about weirdly personal shit at 2 am )

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Been reading Bogleech’s Silent Hill reviews and MAN I didn’t expect this one to tug on my heartstrings! http://www.bogleech.com/halloween/hall15-silenthill4.html

Sure, there’s plenty of actually scary monsters in there but the bit about the “tremers” is.. oddly charming?? I’ve never actually played any of these games so I appreciate how he describes the role each enemy plays in gameplay to add context to the review. But apparantly tremers just.. don’t attack you?? They’re just weird little kidney-looking horror insects that.. sit around being insects. They scuttle around the floor and I guess that’s scary enough for people who have an insect phobia probably? But they don’t attack, they just mildly blend into the floor texture so you can accidentally step on them. And they come in multiple variations and even have tiny white-coloured babies similar to real life cockroaches. I’d feel super bad killing any of these poor lil guys! TFW u are a monsterous amalgamation pulled into this reality by ambiguous evil forces, but u just wanna continue your sweet family life.

Apparantly Silent Hill 4 actually has a LOT of ‘atmospheric monsters’ like this? There’s a lot of spooky scenery that doesn’t pose any danger to you but is just THERE. And this time some of the monsters fill the same purpose! there’s “ghosts” which look like perfectly normal corporeal humans hanging from invisible nooses on the ceiling. they’re a very common enemy yet also completely unkillable, at best you can just knock them down before they revive again. And they also don’t directly attack, it just causes your character to grasp his head in pain if they get too close, and you take damage if you stay in that state too long. So they’re more like a puzzle to navigate around, with a bit of resource management about whether its worth wasting ammo to stun one and make it easier to complete the puzzle. And then there’s a “greedy worm” which looks kinda similar to the tremers but more like a regular insect instead of an abstract meat blob that’s surreal for having insectlike animations. It kinda has some humanoid patches attatched to its face or something but its really indistinct and not very scary aside from That Thing Is Larger I Suppose. But then its also a completely peaceful monster that doesn’t even seem to notice you, it just munches on concrete and stuff to clear paths to new areas. I’d feel double super guilty if I attacked the poor thing and then realized it was just helping me! T_T Then another one is mildly more dangerous than the other atmosphere monsters, but its design is SO MUCH COOLER that i wanna mention it anyway! There’s “toadstools” which are weird sticklike plants with a fleshy eyeballish orb instead of a flower on the top. They grow randomly from corpses you can see as decoration around various areas, with no way of knowing which ones are gonna contain these hellplants. But its not like theyre really very threatening even, apparantly they don’t even use this trait to make them surprise attack you or something? They grow super fast as soon as you scroll your camera over to see them, and then they don’t hurt you unless you take too long walking past them. But again its not even really like the thing is TRYING to hurt you, they just pop and release spores a certain time after blooming.

I just REALLY LIKE THIS IDEA of like a whole peaceful horror ecosystem supporting the actual aggressive monsters! A weird ecosystem where corpse eyeball plants sway happily in the breeze and kidney bean bugs frolick across the fields~!

I really really especially am having DEATHLY HEARTWARMING FEELS for those poor kidney bean bugs seriously THEY NEVER DID NOTHING TO YOU MISTER PROTAGONIST their design doesnt look remotely scary to me, theyre literally just blobs?? i just feel pity for them cos they look like the most basic unevolved version of all the other monsters. just the pure concept of “humanoid monsters” boiled down to its tiniest most abstract form. Its a random human organ that has a wife and a family. And seriously why they pick such a cute harmless organ too?? the bean shape is ADORABLE. I don’t even know if they have a regular bug or worm head on the “head” end, or if it literally is just a kidney with no discernable way of eating the lettuce it eats. DOES ANYONE ELSE IMAGINE THEM EATING LETTUCE?? if you’ve seen vids of a snail eating lettuce you cant imagine any other bug eating anything else, it is too precious to be allowed oh, maybe they grow a probuscus or something? or maybe they’re like ditto and they can shapeshift their blob self? it says a lot that normally those concepts would be scary on any other design, but not on a frickin INSANELY SMALL innocent bean friend that can’t defend itself. I want to read a whole sunday morning newspaper cartoon about the sitcom life of these kidney bugs. seriously how can anyone think “oh, I’ll give it SOME CHILDREN” and think that that would make them any more scary? even though I appreciate all bugs i do still find some of them scary, in particular cockroaches and grasshoppers. But even then i cant look at those tiny sweet baby versions and be scared! BABY COCKROACHES ARE MILK CHOCOLATE COLOURED. THEIR LEGS ARE SO TINY. (baby spiders also look like this!!) just seriously you could make up any horrifying scary beast you want and then give it a smaller version of itself and i will be enraptured by the cuteness THE HELL CREATURES JUST WANNA PROTECT THEM BEBS

...man this post was excessively long but seriously: kidney bebs i feel a little bad for the game’s creators that they wanted to make something scary and instead they made something so cute it distracted me from 100% of the rest of the game WHO CARES ABOUT THE PLOT YO WHAT’S THE PLOT OF THEM SWEETBEANS

#blunni thoughts #it never actually explains why there's two different versions tho?#they're harmless so its not like different attack patterns #i choose to believe they're the different genders or something #so all three sweet designs can be included in this hypothetical sitcom spinoff #or maybe the greyer crusty one is just a cocoon form? and they turn into one of the other monsters?#it'd be a dissappointment if it was the greedy worm even though that seems the most likely #surreal mouthless worm -> regular one = lame #i mean leeches are my favourite bug so you know a design is good when i think its BETTER than them!#i wanna hold an armful of horror beans and protect them from de world

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