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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (1) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n hello, this is called welcome to part 1 of a fic no one will read :) also i have a taglist now (yay?) so shoot me a reply if ur interested in being added <3

masterlist | prologue | part 1 | next part

TWITTER

lina !!! @EB_selina · 2h omg my f1wags debut??? y'all i've really made it 🫶

EB BAR @theemptybottlesbar · 2h us when our frontwoman decides to hard launch her relationship that we were scrambling to denounce: 🙂🔪🩷 ↳ camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 1h the EB Bar admin working overtime bc lina insists on stoking the flames of this ridiculous rumour ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h media literacy where? this is a fucking confirmation bestie

INSTAGRAM

selinabui

liked by oscarpiastri and 103,273 others

selinabui me when i lie to myself and go date yet ANOTHER athlete 🤠👍 this one goes vroom vroom in expensive cars (p.s. dear news sites, pls stop using my old photos)

cameliazzz all that expensive media training chucked down the drain i see

eb_jonno the orange jumpscare holy shit lina it's like u hate him or smth ↳ selinabui @eb_jonno wdym he's very cute 🫶

landonorris Oh hello there ↳ oscarpiastri @ landonorris 😀 ↳ mclarwins @ landonorris OMFG LANDO WHAT ↳ selinabui @ landonorris bro why are you acting like we've never met or smth ↳ pi4str1 @ selinabui there's something about her that's so 😭

TWITTER

🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 5h ok i fear we need to start weighing up the pros and cons ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 5h pros: WE'RE FREE FROM AMERICANS, he's actually cute, we already follow f1 bc of guanyu, he's aussie <3 cons: white, he's another fucking athlete, orange ↳ 🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 4h 'free from americans' SO TRUE we were in the trenches with t*mmy

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h everything i find about this girl is just 😬 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h oscar, get the FUCK away from that girl ↳ clovie @ luvyouvie · 2h omg why, what's up with her?? ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h kinda the classic rockstar shit and her ex is tommy howard (nfl running back)

liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 18h SELINA WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS??? WHERE DID THIS ENERGY GO 😭😭😭

↳ emme @flowersforcami · 18h as smo with a footballer ex, the comment on massive egos is so true T_T

↳ Ryan Forrest @ryanforrest93 · 17h Every time that interview pops up on my TL, I just get reminded of how YOUNG she was going through all of that nonsense. She was barely 20 and totally being gaslit by that arsehole. ↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 17h ^^THIS!! yes!! it was crazy that ppl gave her so much shit about staying with tommy even after the cheating but it was her first real relationship and it fucked her up massively

INSTAGRAM

zhouguanyu24 Margaret Court Arena

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zhouguanyu24 Went to go check on the baby sister 💪

selinabui my personal photographer fr (good luck tmr 💚)

emptybottlesbar Always stoked to have family stop by for a listen! Best of luck on the track 💪 ↳ selinabui @emptybottlesbar he doesn't need luck. he needs his team to fix the pit stop problem. he needs divine intervention

zhouguanyu_br piastri is dating zhou's sister?? ↳ jemma.wren @zhouguanyu_br cousin actually, in chinese culture they refer to paternal cousins as just siblings

stakef1team Looking forward to seeing Lina in the garage ↳ selinabui @stakef1team oh lmao that's not happening 🥰 ↳ pastry81 @ selinabui IJBOL she said you ain't SHIT see you in the papaya garage

cameliazzz thanks for dropping by on ur race weekend <3 hope it was worth your while (and family-friendly 🤫) ↳ zhouguanyu24 @ cameliazzz Thank you for keeping her alive ↳ selinabui @ cameliazzz why has it taken you over 20 minutes to go get pizza 🤡 ↳ cameliazzz @ selinabui why are you asking in ur cousin's comments 🤡🤡🤡 (they need to cooka da pizza)

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

emme @flowersforcami · 34m walk with me here... if zhou went to friday's show, do you think oscar did as well? and if so... did they just watch empty bottles' almost 2 hours set of lina and kas flirting 😭 ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 22m i literally can't think of anything else now :) do you know what the encore song was? ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 21m kaslina duet of we don't talk anymore (og by charlie puth) ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 20m oh how do we even defend them

EB BAR @theemptybottlesbar · 1h whole team in shambles... @EB_selina we hope it was worth it

oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h every linami realising they need to defend her stage persona to piastri fans... ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h WE SWEAR ON OUR HONOUR THAT THIS GIRL IS A TOTAL LOOOOOSER. SHE'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT THE MEDIA WRITES HER AS. HER ONE HOBBY IS SUDOKU. SHES A COMPLETE DOORMAT 😭😭 ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 1h ok well, hang on... i think they get the point

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 5h after a literal night of deep-diving, i take back everything i've ever said about selina bui bc she's such a cutie honestly i get it, i kinda want her now

INSTAGRAM

oscarpiastri

liked by cameliazzz and 113,292 others

oscarpiastri Finally got the green light to 'hard launch'

selinabui sorry i needed to be vetted so hard :/

logansargeant Oh so we're keeping secrets from each other now #fakefriend ↳ oscarpiastri @ logansargeant Sorry, did i forget the bit when you were there when we met or something 🙂

2cami4lina oh she let him in the studio, we're fucking done for

ausgp Some extra Aussie luck for the home race ↳ pi4str1 @ ausgp she's australian??? ↳ emptybottlos @pi4str1 do a simple google search first - the whole band is australian 🤡 they all grew up in sydney

piastri_lina but wait, the way i lowk manifested this... ↳ emptyb-aid @piastri_lina lock ur doors i fear i'm coming for you

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

taglist @ririyulife

#f1 #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x oc #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri smau #formula 1 fanfic #formula 1 smau #f1 fic #f1 smau #f1 imagine #f1 social media au

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faetima · 9 days

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𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞. .

. . one day you receive an odd text from an unknown number. you try blocking the number, but it doesn’t work.

oh well, it’s probably just someone pranking you.

right?

// tws ; lil bit of cursing, stalking ; gn reader ; modern au, yandere au

a/n: sorry for the weird formatting!! tumblr wouldn't let me format it correctly :(

also sorry for the random bigger text, it keeps changing random letters and numbers to be bigger for some reason??

𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧.

aconties — symbolize hatred and that you should be cautious.

aconite - veil

always forever - cults

jealous girl - lana del rey

suki suki daisuki - jun togawa

yes or yes - twice

saccharine - jazmin bean

stalker’s tango - autoheart

an unhealthy obsession - tbrso

candy coated suicide - night club

i wanna be your boyfriend - hot freaks

i’m a slave 4 u - jazmin bean

the red means i love you - madds buckley

body - mother mother

red lights - bang chan, hyunjin

playlist <3

𝟭.‎‎‎‎‎

‎‎‎unknown number has started a chat !

18:12 december 12th, 2024

unknown number

hello, my aconite. :)

you

who is this?

unknown number

oh, dont worry about that.

youll know very soon, my beloved aconite. <3

read 18:20

you have blocked unknown number !

…

your block was unsuccessful ! please try again later .

𝟮.

‎‎‎unknown number has started a chat !

13:27 december 13th, 2024

unknown number

hello, my aconite!

how was your day today?

sent 13:27

unknown number

hello?

sent 16:43

unknown number

please reply. i know youre online, aconite.

you

please stop

who is this??

unknown number

i told you before !

haha, my aconite is so silly. never remembers anything.

like your math homework yesterday, hm? completely forgot to do it!

so cute.<3

read 17:38

you have blocked unknown number !

…

your block was unsuccessful ! please try again later .

𝟯.

‎‎‎unknown number has started a chat !

12:12 december 14th, 2024

unknown number

who is that boy?

you

unknown number

the one sitting across from you.

he keeps looking at you.

he keeps touching you. its pissing me off.

who is he?

you

he’s my friend

unknown number

sure.

well see how long that lasts. :)

read 12:48

you looked up from your phone, glancing towards bennett, and then around the small cafeteria which was packed with people, a shiver running down your spine.

whoever was texting you was here, and they were watching you.

𝟰.

‎‎‎unknown number has started a chat !

12:58 december 17th, 2024

unknown number

my beloved aconite, arent you supposed to be in class rigjt now?

right ***

ignore that.

and, most importantly, arent you supposed to be paying attention?

come on darling, on your phone in the one class i so happen to be in?

you can do this in chemistry or something. dont do it just when i so happen to be near you. i know for a fact you dont do this in any other class.

anyways, see you later ❤️❤️

read 13:02

𝟱.

you have started a chat !

09:27 december 18th, 2024

you

BENNETT

HELP KE

benny

Huh? Wht happened? R u ok?

you

THERE’S THIS GHY

OR GIRL I DON’T KNOW

AND I THINK HE’S STALKING ME OR SOMETHING

benny

Huh?? Wdym?

you

OKAY I DON’T KNOW IF HE’S STALKING ME

BUT HE’S GIVING ME REALLY FREAKY VIBES

HE KEEPS TEXTING ME

AND HE SAW ME TALKING TO YOU

AND THEN HE ASKED ABT THAT

AND HE WAS LIKE “HE WON’T BE YOUR FRIEND FOR LONG 🙂”

AND AND AND

APPARENTLY HE’S IN MY MATH CLASS???

AND HE SAW ME ON MY PHONE

JND TEHN HE TEXTED ME AND SCOLED ME

HELP WHAT DO I DO

benny

Just block him

you

I TRIED

IT’S NOT WORKING??

benny

Well I dont think u can do anything abt it besides that

Bc u dont hv any proof that he has any malicious intent

So uhm maybe just ignore him

Maybe hes just trolling u

you

yeah

maybe

read 10:01

you let out a sigh, putting your phone face down and burying your face in your arms.

what could you even do at this point? you didn’t have any proof they had any bad intent, and you couldn’t block them.

this whole situation was starting to freak you out. it didn’t help that you were pretty emotional and easily scared.

maybe you should look on the positive side. hey, someone finally has a crush on you!

you swallowed hard, breathing rapidly, heart racing. you buried your face deeper in your arms, scared of what was to come from this whole situation.

𝟲.

you exhaled shakily, a small fog appearing from it. you were shivering, the outside cold pinpricking your skin like tiny needles.

choosing fashion over warmth probably hadn’t been a good idea, but who cared? you liked dressing up. it was worth sacrificing your comfort for something you enjoyed! plus you would’ve been cold either way. it would be heated enough in the classroom anyway.

at least you hoped it would be.

you walked at moderately fast pace to your school, putting in your earbuds. you scrolled down your playlist on spotify, finally finding the song you had been craving to listen to. you clicked the play button on it, refraining from humming along to it.

you found yourself repeatedly glancing behind yourself, even though each time you looked no one was there. every time there was even the slightest of rustling able to penetrate through the sound of the music you were listening to, you’d jump, paranoid.

ever since you had received the first message, you had been on edge, and for good reason. this whole situation was extremely different from what you experienced in your day to day life.

before this, you hadn’t even known of anyone liking you romantically. it wasn’t that everyone hated you or something, you were just pretty shy, which led others to socialize with and notice you less.

a lot less.

it was a bit disappointing, but at least you had a few friends.

you had been lost in your train of thought too long. as you walked forward mindlessly, you hadn’t noticed a figure also walking in front of you.

you crashed into the person and staggered a little before regaining your balance.

luckily the person didn’t fall or anything, but instead stood rigid like a stone wall.

you gasped out a few apologizes, repeatedly saying “sorry”.

but you immediately shut up when the person turned around and when electric purple eyes met your own.

you swallowed hard, freezing as the person scowled at you.

𝟳.

“watch where you’re going,” the person muttered, still scowling at you. her loosely braided hair—a shade of bright purple, similar to that of an aconite, with some lighter purple highlights within it—fell down the front of her shoulder, and she pushed it back. the motion itself was filled with pure elegance and grace.

”i- uhm, sorry,” you mumbled, your neck getting hotter as you lowered your head a little in shame.

the girl rolled her eyes.

even that was full of daintiness and fluidity.

she sighed the slightest bit, seeming to soften a little.

”it’s fine, i guess. just watch where you’re going in the future.”

she mumbled those words quickly before turning and walking away briskly, pulling out her phone and rapidly texting someone whilst walking.

the sharp clicking of her heels was the only thing heard in the crisp and cold morning air.

suddenly, your phone buzzed. you took it out, hands trembling the tiniest bit.

‎‎‎unknown number has started a chat !

07:54 december 19th, 2024

unknown number

where are you?

youre in class by this time.

read 07:54

unknown number

answer me.

read 08:01

unknown number

stop fucking leaving me on read.

read 08:04

you have blocked unknown number !

…

your block was successful !

𝟴.

22:39 december 20th, 2024

unknown number

youre going to regret this so, so much my pretty aconite.

im going to pick all your petals off.

one

one. <3

your message was not able to be sent ! you may have been blocked by the recipient . if not, please try again later . if the problem persists, please contact customer support .

𝟵.

a few days had passed since you had blocked the number.

now you sat in class, chin placed in the palm of your arm. you felt eerily drowsy, but knew it was just because of how bored you were. the teacher droned on and on about some sort of math formula. you didn’t bother listening, knowing it would only make your head hurt if you tried to understand what was going on.

you were snapped out of your sleepy daze when the teacher said something about a “group project”. she said there would be groups of three or four, and that groups would be predetermined, but you could request to be put in a group with someone else.

the person sitting in front of you passed you the slip to request to be put into a group with someone.

you passed it to the person behind you after realizing what the slip was for.

you just had to be assigned a group project in the class you had no friends in. it could’ve been in literally any other class, but no, instead it was in the class where you barley knew anyone.

you didn’t put anyone on the slip because you barley knew anyone in the class, and the people you knew probably were already going to put someone else on the paper.

you put your head down in your arms, closing your eyes, listening to the erratic chatter around you.

what you didn’t notice was that, on the slip, someone had already put your name down alongside theirs.

𝟭𝟬.

you sighed softly, finally done with school for the day. you opened the door to your house, and were hit by the strong and unmistakable aroma of your favorite meal.

you stepped into your house, closing the door quietly and setting your backpack down. you greeted your mom, who greeted you back. she stood in the kitchen, cooking your favorite meal.

”can you go to the store for me? i need salt for this, but we ran out,” your mom stated, gesturing towards what she was cooking.

you nodded silently, turning to leave. you opened the door, closed it, and started walking to the store.

upon entering, you couldn’t help but notice how empty it was. usually there were at least a few other people, but right now you could only spot around four.

you walked around the store but, even after ten minutes of sauntering around, couldn’t find the salt for some reason. maybe you were going blind or something.

you decided to ask an employee, timidly walking up to one and tapping him on the shoulder.

he turned around, bright purple eyes meeting your own. a scowl, which didn’t quite seem to fit him, adorned his pretty face. his hair was a dull shade of purple, and light wispy bangs fell on his forehead. his skin was extremely clear and pale like porcelain, and looked as if it could shatter any second. the resemblance to a doll he bore was uncanny.

”what?” he snapped, glaring at you through his bangs.

”uhm, sorry to bother you, but, uh, do you.. do you know where the salt is?” you asked, fidgeting a little with your fingers.

he let out a long, deep sigh.

”yes. follow me,” he muttered, already walking towards the isle.

you followed in suit.

𝟭𝟭.

tentatively, you looked up from your hands to see who was in your group.

the first person you laid your eyes upon was a girl with light blue hair tied into an elegant and sleek ponytail with a black ribbon with golden streaks. she had a small beauty mark under one of her eyes, which were a pale shade of blue, matching her hair.

sitting beside her was a guy who was a bit taller than her. he had green eyes and messy honey-yellow hair that was tied into a ponytail with a scarlet red ribbon.

you moved your gaze to the last person.

he seemed oddly familiar, like you had seen him somewhere before. you couldn’t quite remember where though, maybe at park or store?

he had feathery bangs which fell down his forehead in a almost perfect matter. his hair itself seemed to be styled in a jellyfish cut of sorts, and was a dim shade of lavender. his eyes matched the color of his hair, and were narrowed to form a scowl on his pretty face. his skin was eerily pale, almost like porcelain.

the boy who you were just looking at let out what seemed to be an annoyed sigh, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes at something.

the blonde boy spoke up first.

”so, uhm.. hi. i’m thoma.”

following in suit, you all said your names after him.

thoma spoke again.

”do you guys have a phone number or something we can use to contact each other with for the project? i already have ayaka’s, so i just need you boths’.”

scaramouche shook his head.

”i don’t have access to my phone right now,” he muttered, still scowling

”oh.”

”we, uhm, we can use instagram or something to message each other?” you said, the slightest hint of nervousness lacing your voice.

”sure,” ayaka said.

scaramouche and thoma nodded in agreement.

you all wrote down your usernames on a piece of paper.

once you got home, you took out your phone, typing all their usernames into the search bar and following them one by one. after doing so, you added them all to a group chat.

𝟭𝟮.

you have started a chat !

18:12 december 27th, 2024

you

@.lookingforthoma

Hello.

@.hidingfromayaka

🤑

@.flowers4sc4ra

hi. ig.

@.hidingfromayaka

LMAOO WHY IS UR USERNAME THAT

UR ALWAYS SO EMO BUT NOW

”FLOWERS4SC4RA”

LMOA LMOA

@.flowers4sc4ra

shut the fuck up.

you

pls stop

@.flowers4sc4ra

sorry. ig.

@.hidingfromayaka

OMFG

HE KIST

USYT

JUST

SAID SORRY

TO U

SHEJSHWJAHAAKAKWK

you

okay anyway

there’s two parts on the project

i was thinking we could split up into teams of two and then each do one part or smth?

idk man 😭😭

@.lookingforthoma

That sounds good.

@.flowers4sc4ra

ok.

@.hidingfromayaka

i call dibs on working with ayaka 😛😛

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𝟭𝟯.

you stood in front of his house’s door, rocking back onto your heels and then up onto your toes, nervous. you clutched the bag you were holding—of which was filled with notebooks and various school supplies.

you were anxious, waiting for scaramouche to answer the door. it had only been a minute, but to you it felt like ten.

you couldn’t shake the feeling that something bad was going to happen. you didn’t know why or how or when or where, just that you had a bad gut feeling.

but you shook it off, knowing you had to work on the project.

all of the sudden the door opened, slamming against the wall in a violent manner, making you flinch a little, torn out of your thoughts.

you glanced at the doorway, laying your eyes on the indigo-haired boy.

”uhm, hi,” you mumbled, swallowing nervously.

”hi,” he replied, voice and face blank; devoid of any emotion, “uh, d’you wanna come in?”

you uttered a small okay, walking inside after he shuffled a little to the side.

“we can work in the living room, i guess.”

you nodded silently, following scaramouche as he walked to the living room.

upon arriving, you placed your bag—which you had been clutching so hard your knuckles had turned white—down. you both sat down on the ground, and, after taking your things out, started working on the project.

scaramouche was sitting slightly behind you, doing his part of the project. once every few minutes, he would lean his head over your shoulder—face almost touching it—in order to see what progress you had made.

your heart beat much, much faster every time he did it, face getting hot.

and of course that didn’t go unnoticed by scaramouche.

around an hour after working on the project, you asked scaramouche where the bathroom was.

”straight, then go left,” he said. he didn’t even glance up at you as he told you where to go, just continued writing on the notebook splayed out in front of him.

you got up, walking out of the living room and straight like he said.

only problem was you didn’t quite remember if he had said to go right or left after going straight.

you decided to go right, and came across a door. assuming it was the bathroom, you opened it.

you really wished you hadn’t after you saw what was inside.

𝟭𝟰.

after you had opened the door and seen what was inside, you really wished you hadn't.

inside there were hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of photographs. they were plastered all over the walls, overlapping each other. they covered the ground, the walls, the ceiling, everything. the only things in the room besides that were a bed, a desk, and a computer monitor, which was lit up.

the bright screen blared at you, enticing you to come look.

the monitor displayed pictures of a house, probably running from security cameras or the like.

but it wasn't just any house, no.

it was your house.

your room.

your kitchen.

your living room.

your fucking house.

a wave of dizziness and nausea hit you. you felt sick to your stomach, leaning on the doorway for support.

then you heard something clattering behind you, falling to the floor.

you looked behind you, eyes wide.

scaramouche was standing there, frozen. he had dropped his phone to the ground, which had a photo of you working on the project opened on it.

”why the fuck are you in my room?” he burst out, almost yelling at you.

his room?

you became even more still than you were before, if that was even physically possible.

”y-you- your room?” you uttered, voice audibly shaking.

scaramouche just glared at you, hands fisted up.

then he took a step toward you.

you, in turn, stepped backwards.

the slightest rusting of paper was heard—presumably some of the photographs getting crushed underneath your feet.

he walked closer.

you backed away.

it was a vicious cycle which eventually ended when you bumped into a wall. some photographs fell down to the floor from the motion.

scaramouche cornered you in, staring at you with an unknown glint in his eyes.

it was a combination of everything you had made him fucking feel—obsession, anger, lovesickness, loathing.

he leaned in towards you, mouth almost touching your ear from how close he was. his hot breath fanned across your neck.

”well, since you’ve already seen everything, there’s no point in letting you leave now, hm? not when you’re right where i want you, my beloved aconite,” he whispered, pulling away. scaramouche grinned.

he stared at you with a mixture of emotions in his eyes, but the most prominent was limerence.

“you’re finally all mine. my aconite.”

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bau-drabbles · 1 year

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a/n: heavily inspired by those all posts but i can't find who they're from, i'm sorry 😭

your instagram but you're dating aaron hotchner :)

except i have no idea how to write for hotch/the team so it's definitely ooc 😹

part 2, 3, 4

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y/n_xo: bearded aaron hottie >> 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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a.hotch: you tell me this after i shaved it all off

y/n_xo: you're still a hottie! just a beardless one 🤍

a.hotch: i'll grow it back for you

y/n_xo: my whole husband 🫶🥹

penny.garcia: you both make my heart so warm 💗 the ice king has finally melted his heart, this'll be such a good story for your kids! 🥹

d.morgan: yall make me so sick

its.emilyp: i feel like this man popped outta the womb with a glare looool

a.hotch: 🤨

its.emilyp: 🙂***

itsjj: suddenly i fear you have a whole stack of paperwork to complete

its.emilyp: and you'd be correct 😪

penny.garcia: SIR 🗣 AYO SIR 🗣🗣 SIR YOU LOOKIN FINE SIR 🗣🗣🗣🗣

reid.gram: not you thirsting over our BOSS 😦

d.morgan: i don't like this, babygirl

itsjj: sometimes sharing is not caring

its.emilyp: i hate it here ☹

penny.garcia: that wasn't me!! 😩 @/y/n_xo grabbed my phone!

y/n_xo: my bad, can't be thirsting on the main 🧍‍♀️

d.morgan: you can barely even see me, why we so blurry?

reid.gram: did you really expect high quality pictures from @/y/n_xo, be honest

the.davidrossi: always the blind ones out here taking 240p pictures

y/n_xo: always the old ones with the most audacity

d.morgan: FOULL 🤣

reid.gram: see, me personally i wouldn't take that type of disrespect

y/n_xo: all that iq and you still can't find a date 😔🤞

its.emilyp: that's my girl 😏

a.hotch: you stop influencing her right now

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y/n_xo: new boyfriend applications, this one is mean 😒

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a.hotch: wait does that sign not mean something good?

its.emilyp: no it does! nowadays it means peace and happiness

d.morgan: yeah it's also a way to say you love someone a lot

a.hotch: really? @/y/n_xo 🙂🖕❤

itsjj: LMAOOO

reid.gram: I CANT BREATHE

penny.garcia: IVE ALREADY SS THIS AND SENT IT ON THE GC 😂

y/n_xo: my poor man 😭

a.hotch: all of you are getting into trouble

its.emilyp: so worth it 😹

yourexname: i miss you ❤

a.hotch: you're going to miss when you didn't write this

penny.garcia: currently documenting every second of this

reid.gram: we're watching a historical event unfold, you guys

itsjj: i'm a little concerned for this man's safety

its.emilyp: hey, alls fair in love and war 😍

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y/n_xo: never leave your phone unattended pls

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reid.gram: of course you choose the one picture of my double chin

y/n_xo: it's always out wdym

reid.gram: .... oh

d.morgan: you walked straight into that one, pretty boy

penny.garcia: you guys are so mean 😭 my poor boy wonder

reid.gram: all these haters and for what? 😒

its.emilyp: i smell the cheetos from here

itsjj: i did not eat any 😡

y/n_xo: liar. they were on the side

its.emilyp: called it. my cheeto girl ❤

penny.garcia: time to play cupid, methinks 😌

y/n_xo: budge over will, emily's taking your place ‼️‼️

its.emilyp: 😏

itsjj: 😳

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y/n_xo: two best friends in a room.... they might kiss 😳

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the.davidrossi: how can i delete someone else's picture?

d.morgan: don't be embarrassed rossi, embrace your truth ✊

itsjj: we support you ✊

its.emilyp: sassy king ✊

reid.gram: hey, at least you and @/its.emilyp have something in common ✊

its.emilyp: literally choke

penny.garcia: you owe me 5 bucks @/y/n_xo 🥳

the.davidrossi: i hate all of you

itsjj: aww they look a little like henry and jack, forced to take a picture

a.hotch: that's because we were. this was the 10th picture

y/n_xo: that's cause you're so pretty ❤

the.davidrossi: i genuinely got heatstroke after this. never ever take pictures if @/y/n_xo is near

y/n_xo: :(

a.hotch: ignore him, he's on his sixth wife for a reason. i love all your pictures sweetheart ❤

y/n_xo: :")

penny.garcia: the absolute CUTENESS i CANNOT 😩🥹💗💗

its.emilyp: i can be a better boyfriend than him

y/n_xo: i love you

a.hotch: i am sorry??

reid.gram: damn the silence is loud

itsjj: reid don't be an instigator..... but do i sense a relationship forming? 👀

d.morgan: nah, i could treat you way better princess

a.hotch: @/d.morgan and @/its.emilyp both of you in my office now

#criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader #derek morgan #penelope garcia #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #david rossi #aaron hotchner x reader fanfiction #aaron hotch x you #aaron hotch fanfiction #aaron hotch x reader #aaron hotch imagine #aaron hotch fluff #aaron hotch hotchner

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kyopmi · 2 years

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one more bc i'm love this game jshdh and i thought of a nice combo

ushijima + kita + sakusa for #6

you're so right these are a great combo!!!

go clothes shopping with — ushijima wakatoshi

constructive criticism from this man! will tell you which clothes look more flattering on you. he doesn't know a whole lot about fashion but can tell when something looks nice. although to him, everything you wear looks nice on you - he is in love. if you're feeling insecure trying on clothes he'll emphasize that there's nothing wrong with you, it's the clothes that don't fit you and not the other way around. shopping for his clothes can also be a hassle since man is so large and built sometimes stores don't have his size available. will try on anything you ask him to, though!!

go to ikea with — sakusa kiyoomi

haha wdym i want to go to ikea with kiyoomi just to annoy him? i don't know what you're talking about hahaha🙂 but for real if you're anything like me and feel the urge to just... touch everything in ikea, kiyoomi will be so done with you stopping at every display and faux-room, going oooh this would look nice at home at every item. but he will still follow you around, nonetheless, and make sure you mostly stick to your actual shopping list. he carries the ikea shopping bag for you on his shoulder, tucked under his arm and hand holding the strap. like a mom, but don't tell him i said that.

go groceries shopping with — kita shinsuke

kita is so perfect to get groceries with. he is the person who can,, yknow,, smack smack a watermelon and tell if it's ripe or sweet enough. he can do this with most fruits and vegetables to a creepy degree of accuracy. you're not complaining, though, because all your groceries are always fresh. he lets you get your snacks and will stay by the shopping cart in line at the cashier while you make a mad dash for something you missed, because he doesn't want you to be anxious if the line moves forward and he's not there yet, plagued by the irrational fear of being an inconvenience and holding up the line while he's getting something. will lend you his soft knit cardigan that smells like him in the freezer aisle. 🙈

[ send me 3 names and a number ]

#ok so maybe i went overboard a little #kita shinsuke #sakusa kiyoomi #marry me #[games]

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okay so i am the youngest person at my job by like 10years (im 23 and my coworker closest in age is 33 for context) and a lot of times things come up that i don't know and they're all like wdym you don't know what that was and i always have to remind them that i was 4 months old when Y2K happened🥴 one time they fully didn't believe me when i said i didn't know who jonathon taylor thomas from home improvement was and fully cringed when i went 'so he's like zac efron for kids from the 80s?' bc i made them feel old🙂

anyway today my coworker (33) turned on a spotify generated playlist with the description 'for the hardcore workout girlies' and said 'i feel committed to playing this even tho i'm not a girlie' and i said 'yea but girlie isn't a gendered term. like anyone can be a girlie. girlie exists outside the gender spectrum' and he thought abt it and went 'im secure enough in my identity as a man to accept that. but it kind of reminds me of the term teenybopper' and i looked at him and went 'tommy. no one's used that term since 2006' and he went 'okay well that was my prime what were you in like second grade or something?' and i went 'i was in first' and he just deadpan sighs and goes 'you make me feel old' and turns back to his desk while i laughed at him

my other favorite moment was when we were doing introductions for the summer staff and my boss gave his by saying 'my name is X and i graduated from university in 2002' and my other coworker leans over and goes 'i was in 7th grade' and i whispered back 'i was 3.'

anyway i love to emotionally terrorize my coworkers by making them feel old 🤓

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO PLS someone at work told me they were born in 2005 the other day I was HORRIFIEDDDDD

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: this is all satire please don't take any of this seriously🗿, swearing, suggestive, long (cause i haven't done one in a while, i think. i have no concept of time sorry), also og Takemitchi's here who doesn't know what the fucks going on

Desc: just Baji being dumb and Chifuyu and Hakkai slander (affectionate)

Baji: yk what i never understood

Baji: why are there seatbelts on a plane

Baji: what are you gonna run into, the clouds????

Mikey: Baji i thought you were doing better in school :/

Draken: are you serious

Chifuyu: ...

Kazutora: bro

Kazutora: what

Baji: yes i'm serious it doesn't make fucking sense

Mitsuya: it's for when there's turbulence

Mitsuya: or like, the plane crashes

Baji: ...

Baji: oh

Baji: ok then that makes sense

Kazutora: why did you randomly think of this?

Baji: Chifuyu wants to be a pilot so i wanted to make sure it was safe

Mikey: he could plunge from the sky at any moment

Kazutora: the plane could spontaneously combust

Baji: idk what the fuck you just said

Kazutora: it could blow up

Mitsuya: stop lying oh my god

Mitsuya: car accidents are more common than air plane crashes

Baji: idk why that's relevant to me cause i drive a motorcycle

Mitsuya: you're right, sorry🙂

Hakkai: i didn't know you wanted to be a pilot Chifuyu

Hakkai: i just figured you'd do whatever Baji-kun did

Chifuyu: stfu 😐

Baji: lmao simp

Kazutora: LMAO

Mikey: he knows??

Draken: who wouldn't tbh

Kazutora: nah tho who's worse

Draken: wdym

Kazutora: "Taka-chan!!! Lol look at me being silly and goofy. Do you see my abs?? Aren't i huge and sexy??😜 Oh my lock screen?? Just cause you're my favourite homie that's all!!😊 I don't look at it longingly every night when i sleep! You just have a super sexy mouth watering side profile, that's all! Can i ride your di- I MEAN BIKE😳. Haha that's what i meant yes😁"

Draken: NAH💀

Mikey: OMFG SJVSMDB WHAT

Kazutora: or

Kazutora: "Baji-san!☺ Do you want Yakisoba?! i'll go buy it for you right now! You have such beautiful, luscious jet black hair! And you're so handsome! Any bo- i mean girl would fall head over heals for you😋 You have such nice abs, can i touch them? Can i watch you exercise? Just so i can get your routine! I wanna know everything about you! It's just cause i respect you thats all!😊 And you're my friend! No, not like Koko and Inupi, that's different. Was very sexy of you to set that car on fire 🤣🔥"

Kazutora: choose your fighter

Smiley: this was lowkey foul, they're right here💀

Draken: Kazutora log off

Draken: why Koko and Inupi leave them alone💀

Baji: WAIT STOP GSKSJKSHDJDJJDH

Chifuyu: i've never said any of those things in my life Kazutora 😐

Baji: YOU'VE SAID ALL OF THEM

Chifuyu: IT'S JUST CAUSE I RESPECT YOU

Kazutora: bro

Draken: why are you doing this to them

Smiley: where's Hakkai and Mitsuya💀

Hakkai: i just think that this was unnecessary :/

Hakkai: i don't appretiate being made fun of

Mikey: HSJSGJSKSJ HAKKAI YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE

Mikey: I CAN'T BREATH

Mitsuya: i mean

Mitsuya: it was pretty accurate💀

Hakkai: Taka-chan????

Smiley: gonna die for this one

Smiley: "Mikey-kun!!" I would do absolutely anything for you! Why would you question your worth to me??? You are my heart and soul. The reason that i breath! It's fine if you killed that person, i'm sure they were a bad person! It was your closest friend? Oh uhm, lets just ignore that then 😊. I'll help you hide the body. You've done absolutely nothing wrong ever in your life. Oh, Haruchiyo? Uhm. Uh....well... that one was a bit much but he forgave you so that's fine! Of course i'll protect you! You're my best friend after all 😚"

Kazutora: NAHOYA ARE YOU CRAZY????

Smiley: he's not gonna kick me through the screen is he💀

Draken: Takemitchy come out. you're always lurking

Draken: defend yourself

Takemitchy: ha😅 i don't remeber saying all that, to be honest

Takemitchy: and uhm

Takemitchy: who are you

Draken: what happend with Sanzu?

Mikey: 😐

Mikey: you think you're so funny

Smiley: i'm the funniest person here actually

Kazutora: can we go back to Hakkai

Hakkai: what's your problem with me😐

Kazutora: not too fond of gay people

Mitsuya: stfu

Kazutora: explain yourself Hakkai

Hakkai: there's nothing to explain idk what you're talking about :|

Baji: you're not just a clown you're the whole circus

Baji: anyway

Baji: i can't wait for Chifuyu to fly areolas

Mitsuya: what????

Mikey: DO YOU MEAN AEROPLANES??

Draken: Baji c'mon now 😕

Kazutora: what's an areola

Mikey: the thing that surrounds nipples

Mikey: it's nipple, then areola, then tit

Draken: why'd you explain it like that?

Kazutora: the thing that women have? oh

Mikey: ?????

Draken: everyone with nipples has areolas tf?

Kazutora: i don't have any

Draken: nipples?????

Kazutora: no you silly goose

Kazutora: aeroplanes

Baji: why we talking about tits?

Draken: i'm done idc anymore

Mitsuya: what is wrong with you people

Smiley: it's like you guys are rotating half a braincell 😐

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twogyuu · 2 years

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The new chapter was really good! I actually thought we wouldn’t see jeonghan but…

Vernon kinda acted stupid not checking on her but 🤷‍♀️

I’m worried for Chan ngl I hope he is doing ok!

I hope your doing alright as well ❤️ that post really scared me!

Don’t forget to drink water, eat and sleep well <3

@sonje78!!!

My dear friend! These messages are long overdue - please forgive me for getting back to you so late T^T I'm just going to compile them all into one long post here lol, so be prepared! As always, thank you for the reminders to drink water and just take care of my health in general hehehe - I need that . . . A LOT LOL.

Without further ado!!!

P.S. Tumblr has been really glitchy 😭 I wanted to screenshot and C&P your asks on here, but it won't let me do it anymore, unless, I upload it to my laptop picture profiles, so I resorted to just C&P the text message! Apologies if the formatting is weird.

^^ replying to the message above!

Wdym you thought you'd never see Jeonghan again?! 🤡 Lol jokes, jokes - I didn't think a lot of people would expect it either hahaha. I wanted to reflect the reality of the situation though because IRL (or from my experience at least lol), no matter how hard you try to let go of these kinds of people, they always come back to haunt you some way, some how when you think you're finally over them :') Vernon isn't stupid . . . he's just . . . oblivious and assumes the best 😭 We'll see Chan x OC again :) It'll be okay!! I promise :) I'm sorry for having worried you 😭 Not to toot my horn, but I would like to think I have fairly good judgement on people - if I don't feel safe, I get out of the situation ASAP. Please don't worry about me too much! I'll be okay and I had friends with me who had my back :)

OH MY GOD ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!!

This was an amazing chapter!! You’re so good at writing <3

I feel so bad for Chan 😭 he deserves better!

But I didn’t understand a line. It was “Vernon has crush on Charlie XCX more than you did Woozi” English isn’t my first language so… can you explain please?

And something I found really funny was when I read the last line it reminded me of a svt lyric 😂

[Picture: Lyrics from Lie Again - 'Because I love you, because the words 'I love you' isn't enough/so I let you go']

Chan deserves the world, but I only hurt him :') Idk why I keep doing this 😭 TMO aside, all I ever outline for Chan are angsty stories, it's kind of disturbing LOL. I blame Yoon Jeonghan just cuz 😂 I'm not sure if you know, but Vernon is actually a HUGE simp fanboy of the artist Charli XCX! It got to the point where she finally found out about him hahaha and they did a recent collab, remixing her song, Beg For You! In the context of the story, if you remember OC is a huge fan of Woozi. Similarly, Vernon is a huge fan of Charli XCX, except he may love her more than OC loves Woozi 😂🤣 I hope this makes sense! If not, lmk and I can try to expalin better YO!!!! I'm SHOOK!! I'm not sure if people notice, but my chapter titles are lyrics from Seventeen songs that I feel suit the theme of the chapter. I was actually looking at 'Lie Again' when searching for a title chapter - I can't believe I missed it! I took something from 'Light A Flame' instead 🤣

The new chapters were amazing!!!

I don’t have a lot of thoughts about terrifyingly innocent but the bonus of tmo was great, Chan should get y/n but just my opinion 🙂 Vernon is really cute though 🥲

Anyway I’m having the same problem with studying, my brain just does not want to…

I’m going out breakfast tomorrow so hopefully I can clear my head a bit 😮‍💨

I hope both of our exams go well ❤️

PLEASE SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON WHY CHAN SHOULD GET OC?!?!?! Not many people tell me this directly, but I get the vibe that most people are rooting for Vernon x OC! I hope you had a good breakfast and your exams this week go well!!! Thankfully, I passed my final last week, so I won't have to worry about exams for awhile, which will be nice! That said lots of other life changes coming for me 😪 It'll be tough, but we'll get through it together :)

OKAY YOU HAD A MESSAGE HERE ASKING ABOUT SVT'S ENGLISH SINGLE AND TUMBLR DELETED IT. SO I WILL JUST REPLY WITH MY THOUGHTS 😭 IM SO SORRY TUMBLR BE HELLA GLITCHY AND BLOGGY THESE DAYS

I'm pretty indifferent about the English single 😂 I'm just happy to see music from them again! They are a very active group on social media, but I still miss them a lot :( Tbh, it's no surprise to me that they're doing this though, especially since they've joined HYBE, which is notorious for pushing the Western agenda (I have thoughts on this, but we will save it for another time LMAO) I've actually been a fan of BTS longer than SVT, just not super involved the fandom because . . . well you know how some of their fans can get 😅 Anyways, I've seen this whole process with BTS, then with TXT, and now, I guess, SVT - I figured the English single was coming soon. Especially with English songs being better accepted in the Kpop community (thinking about Ten's Paint Me Naked, Loona's Dancing On My Own, etc.), it was only a matter of time! Mingyu also mentioned wanting to do an OT13 English song and Vernon was spotted working with one of HYBE's American producers, Melanie Fontana too. I don't think there's anything wrong with it per se - if anything, it'll just open more doors for them in terms of creativity and opportunities. I'm excited to see where it can take them, and what this leads up to in regards to the new FULL album. Hbu? What are your thoughts?

Btw you put Chan’s face when Vernon was talking with y/n in the newest chapter and I didn’t get a notification for the new chapter of tmo but I got it for terrifyingly innocent

Just thought I should let you know ❤️

I'm aware 😭 It's the app I use - it's glitchy sometimes. I've tried to see if I could fix it, but it just stays that way, mixing up names and photos. Hopefully, it doesn't cause too much confusion in the story . . .? I know notifications has been an issue for a lot of people as of late, and for that I apologize too :( I'm poking around and seeing if there are more efficient and reliable ways of tagging other than C&P vs typing out everyone's user . . . Hopefully, I find something soon!

Hello! I’m back and ready to review 🥰

Terrifyingly innocent

I liked the new chapters a lot! I like the dynamic with y/n and seungcheol a lot!

Two minus one

I am loving two minus one a lot! I felt like y/n and vernon were getting closer but now vernon is going on a date I-

AND WE ARE ASKING CHAN ON A “DATE”

Sorry about that I needed to scream my frustration for y/n

Seungcheol drabble

It was adorable!!!! I don’t have a lot of thoughts about it but 😫🥰

I’m going to send another ask about red velvet b-side ranking I’ll talk more there because this is long

I don't really have anything to say here other than I'm glad you're enjoying the story as it progresses!!! Any thoughts on RV's Japanese release, Wildside? They really went from pretty ballerinas to bada$$ thieves in the span of a week ahahaha

#sonje78 #whew!!!#glad that went through this time!!!#no rush in replying!#i know this was a lot in one go!#take your time~#looking forward to hearing from you always 💙#btw i realized i never really asked . . .#who's your bias in svt??? LOL

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