#like the dumb stupid idiot he is
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Hello, Mr. "Perfectly Fine"
How's your heart after breaking mine?
Mr. "Always at the right place at the right time," baby
Hello, Mr. "Casually Cruel"
Mr. "Everything Revolves Around You"
I've been Mr. "Misery" since your goodbye
And you're Mr. "Perfectly Fine."
#top gun#top gun maverick#hangster#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#mr. perfectly fine#they are exes#and bradley's the one who broke it off#like the dumb stupid idiot he is#jake's secretly a swiftie#and this is their song
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gritting teeth yeah man whatever jake english whatever whatever what ever
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home2t4ck#jake english#admin draws#fanart#small idiot for today. i have na exam tomorrow#good that i have a backlog of art to post because my hand is DYING from drawing all these stupid fucking structures#anyways. firm believer in jake english aromanticism. large contributor to my aggression (hes like a dumb green mirror)
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TD:R era, Tim and Bernard start dating and Bernard goes off to buy Tim the good luck charm necklace, but Tim, who is patrolling as Robin, sees Bernard go into a jewelry shop that happens to have a *very* wide selection of engagement rings. Tim, a great detective, which makes him cocky and jump to conclusions as fast and with the same resolute as his conspiracy theorist boyfriend, goes ‘we haven’t been dating long enough for Bear to propose which means he is dating someone else too, but if he is proposing to them, THAT MUST MEAN IM THE ONE HES CHEATING WITH’ and so Tim starts panicking. Bernard goes back to Tim’s boat and is waiting for Tim to get home, so Tim decides he must confront him:
Tim, forgetting to change out of his robin suit in his hysteria, barging into his own houseboat: Bear, am I your side hoe???
Bernard, who was sitting at the table eating dinner, looking up confused at Robin: no?? I only have one boyfriend? Tim?
Tim, relieved, walking out the door and taking his key he used to unlock it, promptly erasing this whole interaction from his brain: oh good, ok see you later babe, gonna go to the grocery store
Bernard: what the fuck
Later tim comes back with groceries and that is where Bernard pieces it all together, Robin using Tim’s keys, Robin calling him Bear, which only Tim calls him, Tim coming back with the groceries Robin said he would grab, and that is how Bernard figured out Tim was Robin before Tim ever told him
#let Tim be an idiot#like he’s really smart and that’s what makes him an idiot#they have to complement each other in both stupidity and smart detectiveness#they both have to be the different between intelligence and wisdom#Tim thought he was doing a much better job than he was at hiding it and yes Bernard is smart and deduced it but also let Tim be dumb#tim drake#bernard dowd#timbern#timber#bi tim drake#tim drake headcanon
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The Untamed | Episode 13 [You Like Mian Mian?]
⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [13/∞]⬿
#the untamed#cql bts#theuntameddaily#:) :) wwx you're a pretty dumb#do you like mian mian. he likes you idiot don't you see the bitch face he makes when he looks at you obviously he loves you#lwj must think why i fell in love with this fool#but let's face it those two are just as stupid when it comes to feelings#and how close they are should kiss there is a lot of tension here#there is so much that it is very annoying to see. my eyes burn#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#my gifs#mygifs.scene
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Nandor is remarkably intelligent sometimes and no one talks about it because he’s usually a bumbling fool.
He’s incredibly hygienic and obsessed with cleanliness, traits that would have helped him and his soldiers live longer in a time without modern medicine, doctors, and running water.
He follows certain rules religiously, like the werewolf agreement, chain email instructions, warriors code, ect. As a means of saving peoples lives or preventing harm.
Picking the squeaky bone in a werewolf duel instead of a traditional weapon.
The first thing he did after the Sire escaped was host a press conference. He clearly understands that media control is crucial to maintaining power and leadership as well as preventing mass panic.
Out of all the conflicts to happen wether physical or mental, Nandor is almost always the one to suggest diplomacy rather than violence. It’s Nadja, Laszlo, and even Guillermo who pick the fights even though Nandor is the one who was a military general famous for pillaging.
Despite claiming that he thinks Colin’s death is a joke he still got up from his super slumber to see him, something he didn’t even do for the world wide vampiric council. He’s emotionally intelligent enough to understand that Colin’s death, real or not, is something he should show up for because he cares.
He and Guillermo play chess together on a regular basis.
Nandor makes terrible decisions all the time and his lack of knowledge on the modern world makes him come off as dumb, but he’s so observant especially with people. He understands how to control situations and others very well even if he’s an idiot. Every smart choice he’s ever made was informed by his ability to read the room. Nandor’s power isn’t in his muscles or fangs, it’s his ability to navigate social situations.
#I say this like he hasn’t failed every romantic relationship he’s ever had…#everyone calls him a stupid (me included) but he isn’t dumb he’s just uninformed#this is idiot Nandor erasure :)#nandor wwdits#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#nandermo#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#guillermo x nandor#vampire slayer#wwdits fx#nandor the idiot#Nandor
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If this has been done then I'm sorry for beating a dead horse. Or a dead. Assless twink.
#bbc ghosts#thomas thorne#mathew baynton#mat baynton#Six idiots#horrible histories#bbc ghosts memes#NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO HIM!!!1!1!1#Like i get it tho but his fatal flaw was essentially just being cringe and dumb and annoying and socially inept#The officer didnt HAVE to shoot. The arbiter COULDVE called out that he was taking more than 10 paces#But no the officer shot bc he didnt think much of Thomas's life to begin with he was laughing at him. He Dont Care Him#And apart from Isabelle who was genuinely distressed and forced away nobody stayed bc they just saw him as some loser#He wasnt worth staying for!!1! I wont hold the other ghosts as accountable bc theyre all to some extent AWFUL to each other#But he shouldn't have had to pay for being cringe and stupid with his LIFE hello#Anyway Thomas Thorne Autistic. Thats where all the cringe and dumb comes from. Source just trust me bro
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bless his heart
#he's so stupid#what a beautiful idiot#nia watches young royals#young royals#good to see his character is like consistently dumb my man is IN CHARACTER
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If Morro didn't actually die and made amends with the Ninja, I think that he would definitely become that overprotective cousin character to Lloyd.
Think about it. He had full, uncensored access to Lloyd's thoughts and experiences. He does NOT want anyone to hurt his poor, sad, perpetually lonely-feeling cousin ever again. Not physically, nor verbally, and not emotionally.
Overprotective Morro.
#ninjago#queue#lloyd garmadon#ninjago morro#lloyd montgomery garmadon#lloyd ninjago#ninjago lloyd#overprotective morro is best morro#hed be all like#Lloyd i hate you youre so dumb youre stupid quite frankly an idiot a dumbass if you will#*hears someone mildly insult Lloyd*#*NGTV shows a missing person's report of the person the next day*#what a coincidence guys its completely unrelated to what he said about Lloyd yesterday#not at all#august's opinion
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the steddie fics where steve is embarrassingly air-headed and has no clue what bisexuality is even though his best friend is a lesbian are so funny to me (in a bad way). it’s like what’s another way that we can mercilessly infantilize him and make eddie munson (pathetic clueless loser) guide him and navigate the relationship as if steve hasn’t been in many relationships himself?
#like sorry eddie would absolutely fucking not be the suave flirter u all seem to think he is#i do understand why this happens though lmao. it’s either blatant gay fetishism or cheap comedic value#OR the usual: showing off how little they understand steve as a character and how they’ve fallen for the duffers trap of steve being stupid#like make him a little dumb like he canonically is whatever. but he’s not that much of a fucking idiot#the whole “liking boys AND girls is a thing????🥺🥺” makes me click off so fast. what the fuck is that#he’s not 2 fucking years old and the 80s weren’t a billion years ago Lmfao.#and AGAIN: his best friend is a lesbian!!!!!!!! do u think they don’t speak to each other????#they obviously talk about gay shit together their first scene together in s4 is them talking about the idea of vickie liking BOTH! he KNOWS!#ok sorry for writing an essay in the tags I’m annoyed#steve harrington#stranger things#steddie
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From Antti Tuisku's Instagram
Antti: "it's the main day! Just enjoy it from the bottom of your heart, the whole gang! Ps. Jere is one of the most amazing and sympathetic people I've ever met in music business! That's part of the reason why it's been so amazing to follow his journey in Eurovision. Pure love!"
Käärijä: "Thank you ana. You're wonderful, I'm just a fool"
They recently released a song together:
#käärijä#antti tuisku#antti is the biggest pop star this country has ever had he's been doing music for almost 20 years#they're besties 🥹❤️#hölmö could also be translated to stupid goof idiot or moron but it's like a cute gentle way of saying that someone is a lil dumb#like if your pet does something silly you'd say it's hölmö#my translation isn't perfect but good enough#im also a bit hölmö#the song auto jää is about how you shouldn't drive while drunk#basically translates to car stays behind#very responsible bois 👍#Spotify
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smth that I've found difficult in navigating life as an autistic adult is that I don't want to be infantilized, like I want/need to be viewed as a full adult, but sometimes my needs seem childish to people. so like I fight to be taken seriously but then when I do actually need help I can't get it because only a child would need it and I should be able to handle if I really want to be viewed as an adult
#i just. i do not feel like i am fit to work. but its incredibly difficult to obtain ssi and then ssi sucks#literally only have found 3 jobs that meshed w my autism and 2 of them i cant do anymore bc of physical disability#and 1 of them is still my job (math tutor ❤️) we're only allowed to work up to 19.5 hrs a week whoch i cant live off of#anyway this is all to say i feel like a dumb childish idiot because i cant function if im not wearing my favorite comfy shirt#and i know its ridiculous but i just will not be able to focus on anything else all day sometimes#i just need to be in my comfort clothing sometimes so i can feel like it's giving me a hug all day#and i know theyre just never going to understand that because of how stupid it sounds#i wish i had like a cool relative who was rich. i mean i do but hes not THAT cool. who would let me live in like an apartment they rent
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inspired by this:
also, here's the fake thumbnails seen very briefly at the end if anyone wants to see wtf moke's up to on his nonexistent yt channel:
#my video lol#shitpost#talkloid#vocaloid#kagamine len#len kagamine#zhiyu moke#moke zhiyu#lenmoke#I GUESS?#those fake thumbnails are so stupid ahkjhskjhgkj. AND I MADE THE FAKE DISCORD CHAT IN THE BG OF THE 3RD ONE TOO AND IT TOOK SO LONG FML#i was trying to think of the most clickbaity shit b/c i feel ofc this mfer would do dumb shit like that. god bless this dumbass#BOTH OF THESE BITCHES ARE IDIOTS and the friendgroup as a whole. keeps encouraging it. good lord#i think im figuring out the secrets to get moke to english somewhat decently. sorta. he's still a bitch to work w/ though ahsgnkngk#idk what else to put in the tags here. i wanna do more stuff w/ moke but i never have any ideas ourghhhh
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revoking everyones she/her privileges cause im getting real tired of cisgenders always calling me it and its pissing me off every time i hear it from anyone now
#meowing#literally was at the pharmacy earlier ordering a refill for my testosterone and the girl had to go ask another guy abt it or whatever and#he was like ask the patient what she wants to do its her choice (i didnt have enough refills on my prescription to get my normal amount)#like i guess youre not really wrong but take a hint dumb fuck if im ordering testosterone why would u immediately refer to me with she/her#atp it just always feels malicious like seriously can you guys not. at least ask for my prns like i dont like being asked feels like#im getting clocked but maybe break out the brain cells and stop being a fucking idiot FUCK I HATE CISGENDER PEOPLE YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID
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Remember that personal whiteboard I mentioned? Well, here’s a doodle of part of that one scene from part 6. Idk how to draw ribs but I don’t feel like cleaning this up, so.
Yeah there was definitely no better way to explain this Gaster, baring your skeletitties was totally necessary
#seeker draws#gaster#seeker gaster#⁂ gaster#Asteri backstory#⁂posting#⁂#this IS. N O T. spicy#it’s NOT#he’s being STUPID and was like ‘yeah this is definitely the best way to explain green magic’#‘lemme just turn my own soul green here watch. oh btw sorry about having to pull my entire shirt up!’#idiot. i love him#BUT THIS ISNT SPICY IT’S HIM BEING DUMB
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Nami: Geez what's that noise on deck
Usopp: Just Luffy and Zoro having a fight
Nami: What about
Usopp: Whose turn it is to use that one brain cell they share
#I don't get it. They say such wise and intelligent stuff sometimes. How can they be so DUMB#I mean it's possible to handle them when they're separated. But COMBINED. Hell to the fucking no#They came they saw they fucked shit up#Each of them is dumb but when they're together they somehow manage to be even more dumb like what is that. What#It's when you meet your friends and you all just become that same level of stupid.#Zoro is a brutal badass my ass. Just put him next to Luffy and then see how much of an idiot he actually is.#They're so comfortable around each other that they just don't care. They allow themselves to be as stupid as they really are#And these guys are future pirate king and his right hand aka worlds strongest swordsman. OH MY GOD#Everyone will wonder how they actually achieved their goals while being so goddamn stupid#Zoro's dumb but he makes pretty kids#One piece#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#Sun god and King of Hell
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ID: six screenshots from the game ace attorney investigations 2. the screen shows characters standing on a lawn next to some red carpet, with dick gumshoe and miles edgeworth close to a van. the conversation in those panels goes as follows:
Edgeworth: It is a news van for the local media. The tires are stuck in the mud.
Gumshoe: That reminds me of the time when I helped you push your car out of the mud, sir. You just drove off and left me behind. I was totally bummed out. But 15 minutes later, you did a U-turn and came back to pick me up! As expected of Mr. Edgeworth! I knew that you wouldn't forget about me, sir!
Edgeworth: Y-Yes. Of course not. (Except for those 15 minutes... Of course.)
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stupid.
#stupid dumb#my 2 dads#ace attorney investigations 2#miles edgeworth#dick gumshoe#ace attorney#mine#honestly most of the time aai really overdoes it with edgeworths attitude toward gummy like#it straight up makes me uncomfortable at certain points. they made him SO mean#for like no reason#sure hes a bit of a bitch to him in the trilogy but nowhere near this bad#but i still love them soo dearly and im glad they get idiot moments like this
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