Hii I love your style of writing so much🫶🫶
I was wondering if I could request the creeps with an s/o that has POTs and/or chronic fainting?
if your too busy please don’t overwork yourself, have a lovely day :D💞
Thank you!!! you too :] I decided to switch things up. Instead of pairing this type of ask with someone who knows what to do I present: Jeff.
Jeff
This mans knows NOTHING.
But he's here for you. Because he loves you so much.
And this guy eats nothing but salty foods, so of course he's gonna eat a chip and then offer you the next one until the bag runs out.
And shit, if you have to take a spoonful of salt with a chaser, then he'll help you with that too.
And he's always hyper-vigilant about any dizzy-like movement you may have, always prepared to catch you.
And when it comes down to it, he'll just carry you wherever you need to go.
He doesn't really know anything else about it except that a.) he needs to catch you when you fall and b.) he loves you and loves to share his food.
Jeff will also check up on you throughout the day if he's working, or just away from home, to make sure you're doing alright.
Jack will give him any tips and advice that Jeff may ask, and will even slide him some prescriptions that may help some of your symptoms.
128 notes
·
View notes
it's 2023 why are you having ‘batman should be a cop and kill criminals’ discourse. like... literally read another comic book without bat in the title, his no kill rule is one of his core characterizations 😭😭
117 notes
·
View notes
First playthrough of Disco Elysium:
*fails an 80+% success rate skill roll*
...ok surely just bad luck and won't happen again-
*fails an 80+% success rate skill roll*
haha very funny. ok. this is fine. i found the morale fixing stuff not long ago i'll just hold onto it until if things get dire
*fails an 80+% success rate skill roll*
i have so many quests that i can't even progress, people are mean to me and i can't even succeed at ONE THING??? ...no this is fine. this is fine. i still have the pills or whatever they are.
*fails an 80+% success rate skill roll*
...wait where are my pills I know I picked some up and I DEFINITELY didn't use them-
*fails an 80+% success rate skill roll*
*mental breakdown, game over*
This shit hurts more than therapy ever did actually
12 notes
·
View notes
wait no sorry one last quick immature bitch moment
the more I find out about how this person has behaved in both this relationship and a bunch of other relationships, the funnier it is how much they like to set themselves up as a like. authority on ethical nonmonogamy and consent and conflict management.
when like. they constantly sexually assault people to prove a point, pressure their partners into shit, got into enm by cheating on 3 people concurrently, and literally every time a problem in their orbit is brought up it gets explained away without anything actually changing, or they cry about how hard it is until everyone says OH NO IT'S FINE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
you know. very "call yourself a Community Organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates" energies.
16 notes
·
View notes
i had a dream that i made little cards that say "THEY!" on them that i handed out to people at work who got my pronouns wrong, immediately after they got it wrong. and in smaller text (or on the back) it said "i don't want an apology, i want you to do better" or "don't say you're sorry, DO BETTER" and ..... i kind of want to do it. maybe i'll get some moo cards made lmao
various scenarios included:
me slamming it down on a desk in front of them.
instead i had stickers, would slowly peel one off while they watched, and stick it on it on them.
handing out a quarter sheet piece of paper based on the 'i caught being good' tags we'd get in kindergarten which said 'i got caught misgendering hallie/my coworker'. it would have their name and date on it and a giant 🙁 face. i had them as a pad of paper and would hold up a finger to say 'wait a second', dramatically pull it out of my back pocket, take my pen out of another pocket, slowly fill it out in front of them, and hand it to them while staring them in the eyes.
getting a whiteboard for the outer side of my cubicle wall that said '[days] since i was misgendred' (with a bonus by saying 'last offender: [name]'
i also dreamt that i got into trouble for it because i was making people feel bad and was 'creating a hostile work environment'. i was just like.... okay and how do you think i feel? and my boss shut up real fuckin quick. dunno if that would be the case irl but if that does happen i can only dream.
3 notes
·
View notes
You know, I have to give Warner Bros credit. I was already thinking of cancelling my HBO Max account to save some money, but with how cancel-happy they've been lately, they've just made my decision a lot easier.
Honestly, I love how streaming services are MEANT to make you want to pay for them and to not pirate, but like, Warner Bros. just made people want to not pay for their streaming service anymore and got even show creators encouraging piracy.
57 notes
·
View notes
the world is terrible and cruel. i have to finish this paper and i don’t want to. in 12 hrs from now my property class will be abt to start and we are talking abt fucjdjuebfb. MORTGAGES. i will have to be on campus for another EIGHT HRS. i have to do practice oral arguments at the end of my day….ladies it is SO over for me i don’t want to go on 😭 anyway look at melissa dykespreading
2 notes
·
View notes
sometimes i will contemplate trying a new food but then i remember the s’mores flavor coffee creamer that tasted like chemicals and dish soap
6 notes
·
View notes