saw a maria hill gifset and wanted to send it to you bc she looks 🔥 and i just associate her with you (for obvious reasons) but i dare not send bc its tagged as secret invasion spoilers lmao but ! yes. just wanted to say that hehe <3
MARIA HILL CONTENT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023?? i have not had a chance to watch secret invasion yet but i will be tuning in as soon as i have reliable service/wifi 🤩
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congrats on 2.5k 💓 Natasha + emotions (for the incorrect quotes?)
awh thank you! <3
Natasha: Shit, why is my face wet? Is it raining?
Y/N, in wonderment: No, Nat, those are tears. You are crying.
Natasha: Tears? Crying? What are those? Never heard of it!
(bonus)
Natasha: Wait, I think my face is leaking.
2.5k celebration!
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I’m uncreative so BlackHill for the ship ask thingy? 😂
Haha, I love it!
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa.
Maria before her second cup of coffee in the morning
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them?
Natasha, partly because she's just that smitten and partly because it bothers Maria
Who starts the tickle fights?
Definitely Natasha, sometimes to win arguments
Who starts the pillow fights?
They both do! Natasha does it when Maria teases her and Maria starts them to hide her indignation at something Natasha says
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile?
Natasha does because she can't believe how lucky she is to have Maria and also because she likes to remind herself that she's there with her and all hers. Maria does it after long missions, either her own or Natasha's, just to look at her
Who mistakes salt for sugar?
Natasha. Maria has had to stop her from pouring salt into her coffee at least a dozen times
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning?
Natasha because she has no idea how to turn the damn thing off. She's good with technology but not microwaves
Who comes up with the cheesy pick up lines?
Usually Natasha (because Maria is both smooth and terribly awkward) but they just end up making it a contest to see who comes up with the cheesiest one
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order?
Maria. Everything needs to have its place and be easily found for when she needs it (she never needs it)
Who licks the spoon when they're baking brownies?
Natasha. Maria gives her the spoon every time they bake together. It's one of the small things Natasha loves since she didn't get to enjoy it as a child and Maria likes seeing the mood it puts her in
Who buys candles for dinners even though there's no special occasion?
Natasha because every dinner with Maria is a special occasion
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen?
Natasha starts it but Maria gets way more into it
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation?
They both do, whenever they go on a mission somewhere. It starts as a joke from Natasha but Maria went for it and now it's a tradition and their fridge is running low on space
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines?
Definitely Natasha. She finds it hilarious and Maria ends up doing it even when Natasha isn't around. She just texts her the results
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Maria Hill?
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: goal oriented & no-nonsense
worst quality: usually like,,goes cold and closes herself off to focus on work
ship them with: sharon, natasha, pepper
brotp them with: sam & steve
needs to stay away from: ward (u know him...that bitch from aos. ill confess that i only watched s1 tho)
misc. thoughts: oh god oh fuck i adore her...she's the most powerful lesbian ever and writing her is a joy and a treasure
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Hii I just wanted to pop in and say that it’s awesome to know that there are more than five Maria Hill stans currently in existence :)
MARIA IS MY #1 FAV AND I WILL STAN HER TILL THE DAY I DIE
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34,52,60? :)
Hi! 😉
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
It was actually an anxiety induced nightmare that I had to change a patient's dressing, but I forgot the gause cart and I had to run to the end of the ward, but the ward kept getting longer and I never reached the end.
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes. I believe in fate, but I also believe that we make our own choices.
60: Do you wanna get married?
Yes, definitely. (I say as I make no move to date)
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B, T, and S? (i'm sorry i'm so indecisive lol)
More questions the better! You picked the real hard ones btw.
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
Stucky. I know, what am I even doing here right? But being on tumblr and people making all those hcs/fanart/fanfic made me see what a good ship that is.
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)
The one I'll die defending is that Natasha is pansexual (or anywhere on the spectrum but straight)
Maria and Pepper are besties. When Maria and Nat start dating, they double date with Tony and Pepper. Tony and Nat act like childrens the whole time, Pepper is the only responsible adult in the table.
S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
This is gonna go against the entire Carolmaria fandom, but I hc them as getting together first after Carol comes back. They were best friends before, but when Carol comes back with memory loss, little things are different. Because, Carol doesn't have the inhibitions she had from living in the 90s, and she's more forward with Maria. That makes Maria see her from a new stance.
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