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bluefireart · 1 year
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i'll let you in on a little secret
i hate drawing people because i'm bad at it
doesn't stop me from drawing them thooooo
enjoy this somewhat unsettling shigaraki
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dorothydalmati1 · 7 months
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 5: Treehouse of Horror III
Directed and wraparounds storyboarded by Carlos Baeza
Main segments storyboarded by Jeff Myers
Directing assistance by Swinton O. Scott III
Clown Without Pity:
Written by Al Jean & Mike Reiss
King Homer:
Written by Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
Dial "Z" for Zombies:
Written by Sam Simon & Jon Vitti
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pop-sesivo · 2 years
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El especial 2022 de La casita del horror (Treehouse of Horror) de The Simpsons se titulará Not IT y será un homenaje a la novela It de Stephen King. Se emitirá el 23 de octubre de 2022 (vía Fire Wire Blog).
Fox To Air Stephen King Themed “Treehouse of Horror: Not IT” Episode On October 23, 2022.
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unforromass · 2 years
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sunnixsunshine · 5 months
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IM LOSING IT OVER THIS FUCKING LAYER HELP
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thefreakandthehair · 6 months
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@eddiemonth prompt, oct 27th:  Haunted House | Hunters Moon - Ghost | Funny read on ao3 + masterpost | tumblr masterlist
Haunted houses are supposed to be scary– fog, strobe lights, creepy crawlies and otherworldly creatures. Eddie’s prepared for all of that when he takes the job at the local haunt during his favorite time of year– it’s in the name, after all. 
What he’s not prepared for is Steve Goddamn Harrington to show up with a gaggle of pre-teens nipping at his heels like baby ducks demanding attention. 
“– don’t need your bat, it’s fine! It’s fake, Steve, c’mon.” He hears one particularly loud mop-headed kid arguing from behind his perch. 
Faux blood drips from the gash built up on his forehead down his nose and he smears it across his cheek, both for effect and because as much as he loves the hideous clown role, the viscous corn syrup trickling down his face makes his skin crawl. 
Wait, he thinks, furrowing his eyebrows as best he can beneath the special effects makeup. Did that kid just insinuate Steve Harrington wanted to bring a bat into a haunted house? 
“Yeah Steve, are you scared of spooky clowns now?” Another of his group sneers, this one a bit taller, skinny with darker hair. “Gonna show off and clobber some poor innocent actor like you did that demo–”
Steve hisses loud enough still for Eddie to hear him and grabs the kid by the shoulder. “Say it a little louder, why dontcha, Mike? Jesus Christ.” 
“Well, are you?” A redheaded girl asks as they get closer and closer to the entrance.
“After everything real we’ve seen, you think I’m afraid of what I know is fake?” Eddie can make out the shape of Steve standing with one hand on his hip and his finger pointing around at each of the kisd. “This was you little shits’ idea, remember that.”
Eddie’s grateful he’s toward the beginning of the haunt. He gets to set the tone for the rest of the show, and when someone particularly interesting piques his interest, sometimes he follows them around. Breathes down their neck a little, stands just a little too close without blinking, tilts his head with a ghastly smile when they turn around. 
Before they’ve even entered the house, Eddie’s decided to have a little fun with Steve Harrington. 
The fog machine kicks off, curling up from the floor around their ankles, spiraling like snakes up to the ceiling. Eddie grins and prepares himself for scare number one. 
The jumpscare. 
“Ow, you’re on my foot, asshole!” One of the kid whispers. 
“Then don’t stand so close!” Another responds. 
“We’re literally in a fucking hallway–” 
“Guys, language! And while you’re at it, shut the fuck up and pay attention!” 
When they’re in classes together, Eddie has to choke back the amused grin that plays at his lips when Steve shows off his bite but nothing is real in a haunted house anyways.
He lets himself smile. 
At least, until the sound machine groans to life. He waits for them to look around, to seek control, to figure out what the noise is and how to defend against it. 
“Welcome!” He screams with a cackling laugh, leaping out from his hiding spot and landing in a crouching position. “I hope you like it here, because you’re,” he circles around them with bent legs before leaning closer and shouting, “never leaving!” 
All of the kids scream simultaneously, devolving into nervous laughter. Steve though? Eddie watches Steve seize up and instinctually yank the kids closer to him. 
It’s not what he expects from the King of Hawkins High, dethroned or otherwise. Eddie’s heart clenches as he locks eyes with Steve, flitting back and forth between the rest of the haunt and the door they’d just entered through. His nostrils are flared, his lips tight, his eyebrows knitting together above his nose. 
Eddie’s gonna follow him alright, but not for the reasons he's initially planned. 
“My name is Krusty, and I’m your new friend.”
He circles around Steve like a predator and leans closer, his lips nearly grazing Steve’s ear. “Follow my lead, I’ll get you outta here.” 
Steve turns too quickly and their faces narrowly avoid one another, shoved between the kids itching to keep moving and the wall. Eddie nods and tries to make his smile comforting and reassuring. It must work because Steve’s shoulders drop from his ears and he whispers back. 
“Thanks.” 
Eddie bangs on the wall each time they enter the new room, cackling and yelling things like Fresh meat! and Look, I found us some new friends! The kids seem to be thoroughly enjoying themselves, and even Eddie can’t help but laugh when one of his fellow scare actors snorts in the curly-headed kid’s ear loud enough that he damn near jumps into Steve’s arms. 
“Jesus Christ, Dustin!” Steve topples backwards into Eddie, who braces himself against a prop cotton candy machine. “Remember earlier? It’s fake, Steve, c’mon?” 
From around Steve’s shoulder, Eddie sees Dustin shoot Steve an annoyed look with wide, incredulous eyes. 
“Alright, alright, you good?” Steve rectifies, his voice softer.
Dustin nods and straightens himself out with a pat on the head and ruffle from Steve before walking forward to rejoin the group.
“Last scare, Harrington” Eddie takes the opportunity to whisper in Steve’s ear, dropping out of character entirely. 
Who can blame him? How can he be expected to stay in the headspace of a terrifying, bloody clown when Steve Harrington is in his space, protecting little sheep when he’s afraid himself? And wearing some of the tightest jeans he’s ever seen?
He’s just a man. 
Steve whips around with furrowed brows and a wrinkled nose. “How the fuck do you know my name?” 
“Krusty knows everything.” 
He tries to shift back into gear and grins as he licks the fake blood that’s dripped down his nose to his top lip. It must be the fog machine, because there’s no way he just caught Steve’s eyes flickering down to track the movement. 
Nothing’s real in a haunted house. 
“Your children seem to have disappeared without you, let’s go catch them. Before someone else does.” Eddie claps his hands together with faux glee and skips ahead. 
The last room of the haunt is Eddie’s least favorite, truthfully. No actors, no human presence, just disorienting, kaleidescopic strobe lights, cobwebs hanging from the ceiling tangling themselves in whatever they can reach, and disembodied, whirring noises blaring from the speakers. If anything, it just gives him a headache. 
Steve’s charges handle it well enough; like many others, they complain that it was boring and Eddie overhears some of their constructive criticisms. He agrees with their stance, but can’t spend much time focusing on that. 
Not when he looks back to check on Steve only to find him with one hand over his eyes and the other scaling the side of the wall, cobwebs sticking to the sleeve of his jacket and knotting in his hair. 
Before Eddie can think about what he’s doing, his feet make the decision for him and he approaches Steve, places a hand on his lower back. Steve startles against the touch but doesn’t move his hand. 
“Just keep your eyes closed and I’ll get us out, okay? We all fuckin’ hate this room, trust me.” 
Steve nods and takes a shaky breath, letting Eddie guide him through the room as quickly and discreetly as possible. “It’s just the goddamn lights, man. I get migraines and these are the worst. Those kids give me enough headaches without the extra help.” 
Eddie gives a soft chuckle and shakes his head, looks Steve up and down briefly before they reach the end. Selfishly, Eddie wants to take his time and soak up the false reality of the haunted house and the safety it offers because really, in what other world will he ever be this close to Steve Harrington again? But he can tell the guy he’s suffering and Eddie has his fantasies to fall back on later. 
They’ve gotten him this far. 
“Why’d you bring ‘em then?” He asks, curious. 
Steve shrugs and sighs. “They’re good kids and wanted to come, and I’m the babysitter so, of course, it’s me. Gotta make sure they’re safe.” 
He says the last bit with a heaviness that Eddie doesn’t quite understand but they take their last few steps out into the night. The illusion of the haunted house crumbles, Eddie removes his hand as though he’s been branded, and Steve’s eyes flutter open. 
“Well, you did great. Your monsters are over there.” Eddie gestures with his chin towards the open field where six kids sit in a circle, laughing a bit too loudly. 
“Better go wrangle them up.” Steve pinches the bridge of his nose and comes away with a cobweb. 
“Oh yeah, you’ve got a little–” Eddie starts, reaching up impulsively to pick what he can out of Steve’s hair. 
He’s touching The Hair’s hair, and he doesn’t catch the rumored Harrington right hook for it. Instead, Steves stands silent as Eddie works, staring and blinking a few times. 
“There ya go, de-cobwebed. Free of charge,” Eddie smirks with pursed lips. “Unless you wanna tip, there’s a jar up front.” 
“Thanks,” Steve starts, running both hands through his hair and shaking as though to make sure. Or to torment Eddie. Maybe both. “For this and for uh, that.” He jerks his thumb behind them towards the house. 
“Any time, man. Any time. Spread the word, will ya? We could use the business.” 
Steve smiles at him as he turns to walk away, and Eddie wishes it was really him on the receiving end. But it’s not, because Steve doesn’t recognize him behind all the makeup. He’s just Krusty: bleeding heart, overly kind menacing clown. 
It's true, the motto. Nothing's real in a haunted house.
“Oh and, hey,” Steve calls out when he’s just a few steps away. 
“Yeah?” Eddie responds as Steve turns to look over his shoulder.
“See you in Click’s class on Monday, Munson.” 
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blackraged · 8 months
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MORTAL KOMBAT 1 Thoughts Pt2.
[❌❌contains SPOILERS❌❌]
Continuation from yesterday
Chapter 6
They keep switching between Bromance and Romance for Kenshi and Johnny. Which one is it now???
I adore Johnny being protective of Kenshi, and Kenshi holding onto him while walking.
The way reptile switched from human to lizard, makes it look like he is not actually shape shifting, merely casting an Illusion to seem human.
Nitara is hot and all, love the design, but....who thought it was a great idea to have Megan Fox voice her? No shade but the voice acting is pretty awful.
Kenshi trying to run in with Sento but is pushed back in a comedical way by Ermac SENT ME. I felt so bad but I couldn't stop laughing.
Sento activating in this fight was pretty cool, I will not lie.
Not Jerrod shouting out for Sindel😭😭
Chapter 7
I wonder why Liu Kang didn't get fully rid of Krusty Kronika. Just because he is playing god now doesn't mean she's any harmless. But also wasn't Kronika fully destroyed?
Lesbians
Johnny and Kung Lao trying to knock out Quan Chi in the middle of the street while dressed up in those carneval suits was a sight for sore eyes.
NOT THE SIDE KICK PREDICTIONS WITH REPTILE AND KENSHI LITERALLY FLYING IN PLSSS
This entire chapter is full of comedic bits, and I'm here for it. We need more stuff like this.
Chapter 8
I like the implication that some things are inevitable, no matter how you think you shaped things differently.
I enjoy Geras and Liu Kang s friendship a lot.
So Liu didn't intend for Kronika to be alive in this timeline after all.
"Father" Is smoke now Bi-Han and Kuais brother??Was he adopted adopted??
Aight but am I the only one who thinks Smoke looks like Elon Musk? Like, for real,, it's freaking me out.
I know Smoke is voiced by Yuri Lowenthal but I keep hearing Troy Baker.
That manipulative parallel from when Shang Tsung was a Merchant still was very clever
Chapter 9
Okay crazy theory, but what if Kronika isn't Kronika, but Alt Shang Tsung in disguise???
Why am I not surprised by the betrayal. Still having hopes that Bi-Han is just bluffing to save Kuai.
Kuai being out for blood is really entertaining. That melting sword scene was so damn cool too.
Scorpion being affected and literally burned by heat somehow doesn't make sense to me. Especially with Subzero seemingly not being harmed by frost and ice. Also Havik recovered from that melt off really fcking fast. Bowing down to you, king.
Bi-Han literally showing up from behind the cold wind was such an amazing entrance. I was even jumpscared a little.
5bucks that new course is the Shirai Ryu
Chapter 10
If the second timeline the ending to aftermath where Shang Tsung won?? If so, that is the coolest decision NRS has ever made so far.
Li Mei is so pretty. I adore her so much.
Have y'all noticed how weird the run animation in this game is. It's so awkward and looks half-assed.
Mileena is such a good fighter but I hate how much she is being babied. I know it's because of Tarkat, but it's kinda silly.
Lesbians
I am very amazed with the character design improvement in this game. I thought MK11 was already damn pretty, but MK1 really put the icing on top. There are so many fine details in the environment and outfits, I am eating this up like desert.
Will hopefully finish the rest of the game tomorrow though! Last and Final thoughts coming in soon!
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burgerking-official · 4 months
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burger king can I have a burger
hey arent you the guy whos banned from krusty krab
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comfort-clubhouse · 9 months
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Comfort Characters (Waves 10-11)
Pocoyo
Timmy (Timmy Time)
Mittens (Timmy Time)
Otus (Timmy Time)
King (Owl House)
NormalCD
Yellow Hemka (Hanazuki)
Pink Hemka (Hanazuki)
Chowder (Chowder Series)
Mung Daal (Chowder Series)
Garfield
Captain N The Game Master
Simon Belmont (Captain N The Game Master)
Pocoyo
Mickey Mouse
Minnie Mouse
Jafar (Aladdin)
Hades (Hercules)
Sulley (Monsters Inc)
Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)
Yoshi (Mario DIC Cartoons)
Mario (Mario DIC Cartoons)
Luigi (Mario DIC Cartoons)
Emily Elephant (Peppa Pig)
Zuzu & Zaza (Peppa Pig)
Lammy (Happy Tree Friends)
Toga Himiko (MHA)
Mirio Togata (MHA)
Asriel (Undertale)
Sam & Max (Sam & Max: Freelance Police Series)
Iago (Aladdin)
Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)
Jessicake (Shopkins)
Milk Bud (Shopkins)
Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Caribbean)
Hector Barbossa (Pirates Of The Caribbean)
Fleagle (Banana Splits)
Drooper (Banana Splits)
Heisenberg (Resident Evil Village)
Jeff The Killer (Creepypasta)
Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)
Donatina (Shopkins)
Enid Sinclair (Wednesday)
Apple Blossom (Shopkins)
Solazar (FNF)
Nezuko (Demon Slayer)
Mike (Monsters Inc)
Moony (ENA)
Tails (Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog)
Starfire (Teen Titans)
Red Hood (Injustice 2)
Davy Jones (Pirates Of The Caribbean)
Freddy Krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)
Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony)
Fluttershy (My Little Pony)
Granny Smith (My Little Pony)
Discord (My Little Pony)
Princess Celestia (My Little Pony)
Pixie (Pixie & Brutus)
Nerris (Camp Camp)
Nikki (Camp Camp)
Marvin The Martian (Looney Tunes)
Kedamono (Popee The Perfomer)
Frankie Stein (Monster High)
Abbey Bominable (Monster High)
Dracalaura (Monster High)
Catty Noir (Monster High)
Madeline Hatter (Ever After High)
Kitty Cheshire (Ever After High)
Tricky (Madness Combat)
Hank J Wimbleton (Madness Combat)
Sanford (Madness Combat)
Deimos (Madness Combat)
Tessa (Skylanders)
Dr Krankcase (Skylanders)
Mags (Skylanders)
Mao Mao (Mao Mao: Heroes Of Pure Heart)
Adorabat (Mao Mao: Heroes Of Pure Heart)
Onion Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)
Frost Queen Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)
Clover Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)
Screech (Doors)
Seek (Doors)
Agatha (Dark Deception)
Mr Stitchy (Piggy)
Orange (Rainbow Friends)
Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
Leonard Mudbeard (Angry Birds)
Courtney (Angry Birds)
Gary (Angry Birds)
Tankman (Tankmen Series)
Zoey (Total Drama)
Mike (Total Drama)
Penny (TAWOG)
Chuck (Angry Birds)
David Jones (Criminal Case)
Charles Dupont (Criminal Case)
Melody (Little Mermaid)
Bart Simpson (Simpsons)
Maggie Simpson (Simpsons)
June Bellamy (Simpsons)
Krusty The Clown (Simpsons)
Victor Creel (Stranger Things)
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respectthepetty · 1 year
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Before I begin my bonkers recap about colors in episode 7 of Bed Friend, I need y'all to know I'm very attracted to Net's sad face. Net being sad in Catch Me Baby? Attracted. Net being sad in Tell the World I Love You? Attracted. Net being sad in Bed Friend? ATTRACTED!
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No matter how upset I would be at him, if he used this face on me, he'd own my ass. Every. Single. Time.
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FOCUS! --- We start the episode viewing Uea's attempt to write an apology message to King the same day he snapped at King in the stairwell, only to delete it, and the next day be confronted with Jade asking King about his arranged date
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God! Someone put a blanket over his head so I can focus on the plot.
Both boys begin the episode in extremely muted colors because they are lost in their emotions
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Uea regains some of his color, but although King puts on black, he is still deep in the red as he continues to worry about Uea
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Krusty Krit, in his continued attempt to mimic King, wears black as well
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The next day, the boys are back in their muted colors
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So Krusty Krit, in his blue, waits until Uea is alone to demand Uea come to his office
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And, to no surprise, Krusty Krit's office is buried in blue
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Krusty Krit locks the door, which mimics what King normally does when he is with Uea, yet he touches Uea, which King would never do
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Uea gets out of the office, only to be met with a giant barrier between him and King
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They argue, and the next day, Uea is devoid of color (in white), then switches to blue (it's an office color day which King has only participated in once), with Krusty Krit in blue and stripes because it's now very clear he is no poor-man's King; he is simply a poo-man
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Uea's sister calls him home since his boss had the audacity to show up there, so he wears his fake happiness yellow, and Krusty Krit wears black to match the shitty stepdad
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And, like Jade said, we are now aware of Krusty Krit's true color (figuratively, since this man copies everyone else's colors)
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King, drowning in his misery, drinks out of red cans until he decides to tell Uea how much he misses him, yet his phone dies (I am very much delulu because this sweater looks dark blue)
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And he finds out the next day while wearing black that Uea has decided to resign (Uea's in blue stripes, I see)
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But King shows up to see Uea next week, in what would have been the final episode before two more were added, IN BLUE!!!!!!
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Yet keeps it black with his family and in the office
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Is King about to fully embrace his color love for Uea and confess?!
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Quick, put a blanket over his head before his eyes start to water, and I get distracted!
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gunsatthaphan · 11 months
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the way gawin went from kissing king First to krusty the clown is just 😬😬😬
,,,the downgrade of the century.
I sure hope he's aware of the difference dfjkhh
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haitaniapologist · 2 years
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OJOS ASÍ.
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pairings — bonten!kurokawa izana x female!reader.
warnings — idk how to describe this but dhghahjgdjaf fluff? a bit of ch*king?? yn's friend had a really b*d girlfrind too. a bit of y*ndere-ish behaviour?
word count — 1.9k
notes — luneee!!!! ilysm, okay?? no words can describe how much i love your writing!! and thank you for you request, i hope you'll like it <3 also this is kind of a songfic? it was inspired by the song ojos así, by shakira. also, this is a repost bc idk from time to time tumblr decided to be junephobic.
tagging — @manjirosgrl @tooweirdforyou @1900-aria @etheralyonn @rayfuyu @chronic-claire-universe @aqualesha @winterv-black @dai-tsukki-desu @aftermxxn @danceafternoon @sureconfused @sanzuhachoo @furiousturtlespyfire @softbajis
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it all started when his eyes first laid on you.
you weren’t even supposed to be in that club. you had college classes the next morning, but you thought you needed to support your friend who recently was going through a horrible breakup — her ex-girlfriend was crazy, it was what you said to her. you never liked her, and after the break-up, you started to loathe her. your friend told you how hypocritical she was, always demanding time from your friend but not being committed to the relationship. or how, now, she was trying to befriend everyone your friend interacted with, only to spite her.
it was pathetic, the way her ex-girlfriend was behaving, but your friend was suffering because of a crazy yandere, and you were at her side, nonetheless. because you were a good friend, and loved her despite her bad taste in women.
and that’s how you found yourself inside a club that you never knew existed in the city.
it was more expensive than the old and krusty bars you and your college friends went to have fun, and you felt self-conscious about your appearance. you tried to dress fancier than normal, but everyone inside it seemed to have come out from a fashion magazine. your friend was already tipsy when you two arrived, and she didn’t even care anymore about it — and now she was dancing with a guy with jellyfish hair, leaving you all alone in the bar.
you were happy she was having a good time. she deserved it, and you hoped she and that guy could have a future together. they looked hot together, and their children would be the cutest.
a laugh escaped your lips when your friend tripped in the fancy shoes of the jellyfish guy, but it died as soon as you noticed a pair of eyes observing you. they were looking down at you, from the VIP session, and you knew that man was dangerous from the first look. his posture said he was someone important, and you didn’t like catching the eyes of such guys. you preferred to stay in the shadows — but since he was the first to see you, you smiled in his direction, giving him a small wave. you could only see he had white to his hair color.
he gave you a nod followed by a smirk, and, after a flash of light from the dance floor, you noticed that his eyes were the same shade of the orchids you had in your dorm.
you tried to forget such orchid eyes, but they seemed to have engraved themselves in your mind.
it was maddening, how every time you closed your eyes, you saw that man smirking down at you. you didn’t even know his name and would probably never see him again in your life — and you hated how he had bewitched you. no man could compare to him, and even though you two hadn't had an interaction besides what happened in the club, you knew his kisses would be the sweetest.
while you were drowning in your desperation to see that man again, your friend’s and the jellyfish guy’s relationship was flourishing. you were happy for her and rindou — his actual name, but you preferred jellyfish man — because she deserved such happiness in her life. and it seemed like he needed that too, because rindou went from an angry mad dog to a defenseless cute puppy in the small amount of time you knew him since he started to go on dates with your friend.
however, sometimes his ideas weren't the brightest.
“i’m not going on a double date with you.” you murmured as soon as f/n told you what her boyfriend was thinking, and you rolled your eyes at the thought.
it would be awkward.
she and rindou were so in love that it was sickening to be around sometimes, and it would be strange to have someone you never saw in your entire life at your side while they would be so loving towards each other. it would be even more awkward if it was rindou’s brother.
“it isn’t ran.” f/n said, and you groaned. why she always knew what you were thinking about? “and even if you and your date don’t get along, which i don’t think it’ll happen, it’s an opportunity for you to go out and use that dress you bought!” she was right, to some extent. you had used that dress before, on a date, but your date never showed up and blocked you on all your social media. you never knew what you did to them, and since then, you stopped going on many times.
you never found the eyes you were searching for, after all.
after a bit of convincing from f/n and a promise that she would take you on the most expensive brunch in tokyo if the date went bad, you were perched inside rindou’s expensive sports car, almost doing a screaming contest with him to see who could sing an old rock song louder. f/n gained a boyfriend in rindou, and you, a friend.
you three left the car laughing like drunken teenagers, but your laughter died as soon as you saw who your date was.
after a few months of research, you finally found the eyes that were haunting you.
f/n and rindou looked puzzled between you and izana, not understanding what was happening. none could understand why izana was so adamant about having a double date between the newest couple and you and him, but rindou knew he couldn’t say no to his boss — or else he wouldn’t be able to weight train for a few weeks.
“y/n?” f/n whispered, watching as your eyes widened and mouth opened up a bit, your gaze almost trained on the direction izana was.
“is… is he my date?” you whispered back, snapping out of your transe as soon as izana started to walk in your direction. it would make sense, wouldn’t it? why he was in the same club rindou was that night, and why he looked dangerous and important — you didn’t know a lot about bonten, just what f/n gossiped with you about rindou’s job, but you knew izana was more important than rindou. just by the way he walked, or how he stopped in front of you, and took your hand on his warmer one, kissing your knuckles.
f/n didn’t even need to answer you.
was it sheer luck that the owner of the orchid eyes that never left your mind was one of bonten’s leaders? or you were cursed enough to have such a man taking a liking towards you?
“kurokawa izana.” he said his name with his lips still ghosting your fingertips, and you felt your cheeks warmer than they ever felt. but you couldn’t keep your eyes away from him, even with all the embarrassment in the world — izana was like a magnet, and you were the poor metal piece around him.
you said your name in the same quiet tone he used, and the smile he gave you was enough for you to know that he already knew it. and it made you furious.
he left you in the dark for months, aching and craving to know at least a little bit of information, and for what? to play with you? to toy around you like a predator would do to its prey? especially since he was much closer to you than you initially thought. just a phone call to rindou would put your feelings at bay.
a pout involuntarily appeared on your lips, and izana chuckled.
“you’re adorable, y/n. i’m lucky.”
dinner went, unlike you thought, surprisingly pleasant.
f/n and rindou seemed too stunned to speak at first, seeing you and izana interacting, and the awkwardness that you thought it would have wasn’t there at all. soon, everyone warmed up to each other once more, and conversation flowed like the waves in the ocean. the food was delicious and the wine sweet, and you didn’t know if you were dizzy because of the alcohol or izana’s warm body pressing against yours.
and he seemed to notice that too, with his hand always ghosting a part of your body. either on your cheek — claiming you had a bit of sauce on your lips — or resting innocently on your tight, you felt as if izana was claiming you so anybody in the restaurant could see to who you belonged to. and you had lost all your free will, feeling like a ragdoll between his hands.
just a look at his eyes and you knew you could never say no to him.
but you needed to sort your thoughts out. you had only met that man for a few hours, and he couldn’t have such an effect on you. you excused yourself to go to the bathroom — gaining jiggly eyebrows from f/n — with the intention of breathing air that wasn’t filled with his expansive cologne, but as soon as you left the restaurant main room, you heard his steps. it was obvious he was going to follow you.
and a part of yourself wanted that, too.
izana’s arms soon encircled your waist, trapping you between his body and the wall. your senses were in high alert, and you felt as if you ran a marathon, heart racing and chest rising and falling much quicker than you would like. izana smirked while his free hand rested on your neck, fingers dangerously close to your pulse-point.
you closed your eyes when his lips started to ghost your neck, leaving featherly kisses on your soft skin until they reached your lips. your hands were clutching his dress shirt as if you depended on that to be able to live a few more minutes, but as soon as izana started to kiss you, you turned your face around.
it wasn’t as if you didn’t want to kiss him — you really did, after all. but you wanted him to fight for it, you wanted to make him feel just like you did during those months while you searched for him.
the grip he had on your neck tightened, and you opened your eyes again, being met with orchid eyes burning with passion. “things would be so much easier if we were honest with each other.” izana murmured with his lips pressing kisses once more on the skin of your neck, and you whimpered when he sucked a bit rougher on a sensitive spot.
“you think so?” you replied, quite breathless, watching as he claimed you. “then be honest with m-me.” you voice faltered when he sucked another sensitive spot, cheeks almost in fire and head clouded — you had only him inside it.
he hummed against your skin. “what do you want me to say?” he asked, releasing your neck from his hold, cupping your cheek instead. “that you’ve driven me crazy ever since i laid my eyes on you?” you breathed hard when his lips graced your jaw. “or that i've spent those last few months searching for you, just for you to be the best friend of my subordinate's little girlfriend?” izana pressed a kiss to your left cheek as soon as the words left his mouth. “that i can’t wait to make you mine?” he finished with a kiss to your right cheek, lips now millimeters from yours.
“then do it. make me yours, izana.” you whispered against his lips, closing the gap between you two.
you always knew his kisses would be the sweetest, after all.
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the-candyman-ships · 2 months
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F/o List
Romantic
Main F/o’s(uncomfortable sharing)
•Pierre Bezukhov(The Great Comet)
Tags:
~🧸My Cuddly Bear🧸~
~🧸The Bear and The Squirrel 🐿️ ~
•William Shakespeare(Something Rotten(Christian Borle)
Tags:
~🪶It’s Hard to Be The Bard🪶~
•(Young)Charles Xavier(X-men)
Tags:
~😈🔮~
~PsychicDæmon~
(They’re almost always on my mind:3)
F/o’s I’m currently hyper fixated on:
•The 4th Doctor(Doctor Who)
Tags:
~🍬Have a Jelly Baby🍬~
~🌌Me and The Doctor🌌~
•Sweeney Todd(2023 Revival)
Tags:
~🩸Sick at Heart🩸~
~🪒Pretty Men🪒~
•The 7th Doctor
Tags:
~❓~
•Oleg Salt(CaTCF)(Broadway version only)
Tags:
~🧂When Veruca Says🧂~
~ 💗💜💙~
•Patrick Bateman(American psycho)
Tags:
~🔪Hip to be Square🩸~
•Kurt Wagner(Nightcrawler)(X-men)
Tags:
~💙Fwuffy boy💙~
•King John(Robin Hood 2010)
Tags:
None yet
•Terzo(Ghost Band)
Tags:
~✨Can't you see that you're lost without me?✨~
F/o Limbo
•Oz,The Great and Powerful(Oscar Diggs)
The Wizard of Oz
Tags:
~💚Me and The Wizard💚~
Secondary F/o’s
•Karl Heisenberg(Re8)
Tags:
~⚙️Hobo Magneto⚙️~
~🤴Beauty and The Beast 🐺~
•Remy LeBeau(X-Men Comics)
Tags:
N/a
•Erik Destler(Poto)
Tags:
~🪽My Angel🪽~
•Wilford Warfstache(MEU)
Tags:
~💕Life needs a little Madness💕~
•Mephisto Pheles(Blue Exorcist)
Tags:
~💜Mephisto💜~ 
•Gale Dekarios(Bg3)
Tags:
~🪄I’m Going to Fistfight Mystra🪄~
•Raphael(Bg3)
Tags:
~😈Me and The Devil😈~
•The Easter Bunny(Rotg)
Tags:
N/a
•Montgomery Gator(FNAF)
Tags:
~🐊Hey!Little Guy!🐊~
Clowns 
•Jack the Clown(Jack Schmidt)(Halloween Horror Nights)
•Krusty the Clown(The Simpsons)
Joint Tags:
~🤡Hear me out guys🤡~
QPR’s
•Emmett ‘Doc’ Brown(Bttf)
Tags:
~⏱️Time Travel Buddies⏱️~
•Jack Rose(Just Dance)
Tags:
~🌹Lover Boy🌹~
•Skimbleshanks 
Tags:
~🐈A Cat That Cannot be ignored🐈~
•Darkwing Duck(Darkwing Duck)
Tags:
~🦆Daring Duck 🦆~
•Sportacus(LazyTown)
Tags:
N/a
Stede Bonnet + Edward Teach(Ofmd)
Tags:
~🐙The Gentleman,The Kracken and Me🐙~
•Darkiplier(MEU)
Tags:
~🥀My Hearts Desire🥀~
•Illinois(MEU)
Tags:
~🎢My First Adventure🎢~
Crushes
•Raoul De Chagny(Poto)
Tags:
~❤️The Vicomte❤️~
•Scrooge(Muppets+Netflix Version)
Tags:
~🦪Solitary as an Oyster 🦪~
•Dracule Mihawk(Opla)
Tags:
N/a
•Aziraphale and Crowley(GO)
Tags:
~👼I can be yuor angle👼~
~😈Or yuor devil😈~
•Anatoly Sergievsky(Chess)
Tags:
~♟️~
Maybe F/o’s
•Marvin Gardens(Falsettos)
Tags:
None yet 
Special Case F/os
(these are special because it they were my first f/o or they have some sort of meaning)(Won’t post about these much)
•Johann Faust the VIII(Shaman King)
Tags:
~♥️First Love♥️~
•William Afton
Tags:
N/a
•Grell Sutcliffe(Black Butler)
~💋My Fabulous Wife💋~
•Arataki Itto (Genshin Impact)
Tags:
~Boyfie~
•Carlisle Cullen(Twilight)
Tags:
~🧛‍♂️Hey Edward!Im f*cking your dad!🧛‍♂️~
•Yancy(MEU)
Tags:
~🚫I don’t wanna be free🚫~
•Royal Margarine Cookie(Crk) 
Tags:
~🐉The Handsome Dragon Rider🧈~
•Remy LeBeau (Gambit)(X-men)
Tags:
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Tertiary F/os
(Don’t talk about these ones much so none of them have tags)
Overall Tag:
The Doctor’s Loves
•Bowser •King Dice  •Doc Ock  •Puss in Boots  •Finn Mcmissle  •Godbrand •Emperor Belos •Ken(Barbie Movie 2023)
•Spamton.G.Spamton
•Calico Jack(Ofmd)
•The Narrator
•Divus Crewel
•Vinsmoke Sanji
•Cole Cassidy
Familial F/os
(None of these have tags except for a few)
Sun/Moon(Fnaf)
Caretaker
Tags:N/a
Allan+Midge(Barbie Movie)
Brother+Sister-in-law
Tags:N/a
Anatole+Hélène Kuragin(The Great Comet)
Brother+Sister
Tags:~😈The Troublesome Trio😈~
Eda Clawthorne(Toh)
Mother
Tags:~🦢birb🦢~
Glamrock Freddy(FNAF)
Father
Tags:~✨You’re my Superstar✨~
Stanley(Tsp)
Twin Brother
Tags:~⁉️Wait!Two Stanley’s?!?!?⁉️~
Adam+Barbara Maitland(Beetlejuice)
Parents
Tags:~🧟Fright of their lives🧟~
Nellie Lovett(2023 Revival+Movie)
Mother
Tags:~🥧Me Mum🥧~
Ethan+Mia Winters(Resident Evil)
Brother+Sister-in-law
Tags:~❄️The Winters❄️~
The 12th+14th Doctor(Doctor Who)
Dads
Tags:~🙄Do you even know what thinking is?🙄
~🌌Wibbly Wobbily Timey Wimey🌌~
~🌌You’re like my dad!🌌~
The 11th Doctor(Doctor Who)
Brother-Figure
Tags
~🎀Bow ties are cool🎀~
Platonic F/os
Willy Wonka(CaTCF)
Tags:
~🌈Pure Imagination🌈~
Retired F/os
(Still kinda love them but not enough for them to be f/os)
•Shota Aizawa •Hizashi Yamada •Keigo Takami •Zhongli •Keaya •Diluc •Baizhu
•Undertaker •Sebastian Michaelis •Phone guy(Scott) •Asmodeus(Obey me)  •Gold Rodger •Almond cookie 
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blood-injections · 7 months
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Do you guys ever remember something absolutely harrowing about yourself. I havent thought about this in YEARS why did it suddely pop int ny head when i was eating dinner. I'm literally like in shock that i did this. Anyway. When i was like like 13 i was deep in the trenches of 2017 cringy concerningy mentally ill wattpad emoism. And i wrote a fic that wasnt as popular as like the milk fic but it was close. Its not out there anymore thank god or itd still be knocking around but it was called the burger king fic or broiler fic or deep fryer or something idk OH WAIT. fuck oh actually it was called the krusty krab or crabby pattty fic. Because it took place in the krusty krab but the krusty krab was like a realy unerstaffed mcdonalds and mcr were the employees and frank had fucking ENOUGH of the minimum wage bullshit and skinned everyone. Literally. Um. Anyway it got fairly popular and this thing was BAD man. Like. Extreme gore shit. No cum involved like some of those things out there thank god but it was just straight up torture. I literally spent like an hour researching what would happen if you put someone in a deep fryer for it. But like people fucking loved it for some reason? Like people love all of those the ___ fics idk it nusylt be like a horror thrill thing. But yeah there were people rereading it monthly comenting like OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE FIC EVER!! and ppl messaging me when it was gone like hey i coulda sworn you had this crabby patty fic whered it go and god just. What the fuck was wrong with me that i wrote that. It haunted me for years then i graduated to tumblr/ao3 thank god and completely fogot about it for like. A good five years now?? And all of a sudden. BOOM. why. Um theres some Corvid lore for you i guess
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deploybits · 5 months
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spongebob patrick and squidward mr krabs sandy mrs puff manray bubble buddy plankton karen spongebob squarepants
patchy the pirate goo lagoon the flying dutchman boating school harold and margaret mystery
kevin king neptune anchovies
spongebob and patrick captain blue perch perkins pearl nosferatu
gary and larry mermaid man
alaskan bull worm betsy krabs
procrastination fry cook games dying for pie the great snail race
mid life crustacean bubble stand grandmas kisses and krabby land
spongebob patrick and squidward mr krabs and king jellyfish and hans doodlebob and squilliam and potty the parrot the paper and the cyclops
krabby patty chum bucket
marty janet herb
realistic fish head the dirty bubble pearl
health inspector krusty krab squilliam returns the hash slinging slasher fred
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