something hilarious i'm seeing about Kong and Godzilla, and the ship gong/kongzilla/mothkongzilla is that people are saying that Kong is an old man.
spiritually, yes, he's a Perpetually Exhausted Old Man who just wants to take a nap with his adopted kids.
physically and chronologically, he's only recently reached maturity.
he was still growing in Kong: Skull Island which took place in the 70s, reached his full height in GvK which took place in the 2020s, is a little shorter than our boy Goji, and i think some of the comics put his birth around the 1700s?????
all the other titans were in hibernation at that point (on the surface at least), meaning that Kong is basically an 18 yr old and the ship kongzilla is a May/December romance LMAO
can you pick up what i'm putting down?
Mothra is a cougar, Goji is an Old Man, and Kong is out here living his Best Life as their sexy pool boy
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Yalls Kong is just a victim istg every time he's fought someone or something its bc they askin for the smoke first
Meanwhile Godzilla
Smoke is all he wants
BULLY
MEANIE
@noblechaton
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Godzilla is a putz and Kong is a moron.
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receipt sketches from my shift last night
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Son of MAD. Cover art by Frank Kelly Freas. Fourth Printing, Sept. 1961.
Greystoke Trading Company.
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Bro's been having anger issue ever since Ghidorah.
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Just saw the new movie on Friday
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its a tragedy that i don’t have more of a twitter following
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