so, who is the most pathetic? big, vegas or kim?
obsessed with this question thank u anon i am going to have to approach this very scientifically and rate their patheticness levels with super incredibly objective patheticness points
Big -
pathetic:
in unrequited love with his boss +2
roasted by Kim for being in unrequited love with his boss +1
got demoted cause some random guy asked for his job +1
put in his place by Chan while trying to put the new guy in his place +1
not invited to the Hum Bar shenanigans +1
lectured on homophobia by a 'straight' guy (while gay) +1
fell off his motorbike and was real angy about it +1
"it's because of me. I couldn't help Khun Kinn" +2
looks like he's on the verge of tears 24/7 +1
sad little hair strand +1
literally died +5
not pathetic:
captain of the Tawan hate squad -2
mean girl swag -1
beat up that guy and was hot about it -1
picked up Porsche by his hair and was really hot about it -2
total: 11
Vegas -
pathetic:
psychosexually obsessed with his cousin +1
all the daddy issues +2
rejected by Porsche +1
tried to bring Porsche a rose but had to leave with it because his cousin woke up from his coma and pretended to be allergic +1
Tankhun smacked him with a tray that one time +1
kicked out of his own bathroom so his cousin could give the guy he was trying to seduce a handjob +3
Gun smacked that book out of his hand +1
got punched sooo many times +1
used his prisoner as a therapist +2
fell in love with said prisoner after one (1) free therapy session +1
the entire hedgehog saga +3
"shoot me!" +1
the entire failed coup +2
"here's how I win." ... *loses* +1
not pathetic:
cool motorbike -1
all the murder/torture -2
so so many cunty outfits -1
did actually get laid -1
ate ass on-screen -2
was probably fucking Ken (good for him) -1
was turned into swiss cheese and lived -1
total: 12
Kim -
pathetic:
actually has a murder board +1
said murder board is behind a giant photo of himself +1
conducts secret investigations instead of communicating with his brothers like a normal person +2
didn't even solve the mystery he was investigating +2
so incredibly emotionally unavailable +1
saw a kid with an entire wall full of his photographs and went "...I wonder if this guy really likes me? maybe I should make him write a love song to check" +1
is the cheek kiss girlie in the fuck nasty show +1
ghosted a child +3
emotionally defeated by a smiley face fried egg +1
on Chay's blocklist +1
led Chay on for an investigation, ghosted him, cried into his polaroids when Chay didn't take him back +2
tried to apologise to Chay by gifting him dead bodies and songs instead of using his words +1
not pathetic:
broke into a mafia boss' office -1
out mean girlied the mean girlie (was mean to Big) -1
is maybe a celebrity -1
the entire bar fight scene -3
total: 11
and there you have it! it's so very close, but Vegas is officially the most pathetic by one (1) patheticness point. i will not be taking constructive criticism at this time
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