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chifeng zun and lianfang zun heightswap has serious comedy potential methinks
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KINNPORSCHE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY EVENT
— Ep 7: Favourite Platonic/Familial Relationship (insp.)
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i am 300 years late. ship game namphueng/gun
and i am 300 years late to answer this so we're even
LU. LU. LU. HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS A THING I HAD THOUGHTS ABOUT
I'm not going to do the questions for this one BUT
Ship It
Right okay you might think i'm insane but. I think Namphueng might have been in love with Gun. I think they might have actually been together but the jealousy and rivalry between Korn and Gun (and whatever hand their father had in this) made it unbearable so Namphueng left.
I can't explain it I just feel like it's true. I'm not saying it was healthy or anything like that, but I do feel like at one point they loved each other. Gun enters the room and as soon as he sees Namphueng all his defences start falling (which of course was Korn's intention leading him there), when Namphueng hears Gun's voice she turns, her eyes widen (in recognition? I think so, team She Has Her Memories over here) and then she stands. When Kinn and Porsche enter the room she doesn't even look at them right away, instead she's stuck staring at Gun. I've said before that Porsche addressing her is what snaps her back into her role, she shuts down and cowers away behind Korn.
We get this exchange:
"How could you do this to Namphueng? How could you?" "I did this to protect Namphueng." "That's not true. You told me she was dead."
Worth saying as well, this is possibly the most emotional we see Korn, although how much of it is an act is up for debate. I think genuinely, arguing over Namphueng with his brother does mentally send him back to being a younger, more emotional man.
Back to the dialogue, obviously i'm not getting the full nuance reading subs, but something about the way it's phrased doesn't sound like they're talking about what Korn is about to accuse Gun of. it sounds not only like the worst thing Korn has done (in Gun's opinion) to Namphueng is telling Gun she was dead but also that the act of protecting her is directly in opposition to letting Gun believe she had died.
"That's all on you Gun, you made me lie. Don't you remember?"
"Don't you remember" is such an interesting thing to say here. Before he tells an emotionally distressed Gun what he's supposed to remember:
"You shot Pat that day. Then we brought Namphueng home. You molested her."
We the viewer know at least half of that is a lie. Korn shot Pat. Korn is excellent at manipulating people into believing what he tells them. Not to mention, if both Korn and Gun brought Namphueng home then what would Gun think happened to Porsche and Chay? Why would he believe they were out of the picture if he was with Korn the whole time?
Namphueng is behind Korn while he says this and has very little reaction, she's acting as she has been since the start but-
When Korn raises his voice she closes her eyes and grips her dress. It's not rocket science to say Namphueng is traumatised by Korn, but yeah.
"You did all of this because you're selfish. You lied to everyone. Korn, stop pretending. Stop it. [...] You just want all the power. The truth is, you're just as bad as papa was."
Now Gun has shifted from Namphueng to the real heart of the issue: him and Korn. Namphueng becomes what she's always been when she gets between the brothers, just another way for one of them to win power over the other. What I also want to point out is that Gun doesn't deny anything Korn accused him of, but he does call Korn out for "pretending". Because Gun knows, possibly better than anyone else, that Korn is a liar. Gun isn't trying to defend himself here, he's barely aware of their audience, if Korn is lying then he, Korn and Namphueng all already know that.
And then one of my favourite lines in the entire series, "You're just as bad as papa was." and Korn's reaction.
A beat of silence from the master manipulator, who has finally been hit where it hurts. Just brothers who were fucked up by their father, and are passing it along to their kids in return.
Then Gun focuses back on Namphueng, appealing to her:
"Namphueng, I love you the most. Please come back to me. I'll protect you."
Now Namphueng is visibly distressed, her lips are shaking, she's squirming uncomfortably, eyes darting all over the place.
"I love you the most"- even loving her is a competition between them, it always has been, but also- "Please come back to me." Come back to me. I can protect you now, like I couldn't before. We can be together again.
But then he goes back to Korn, and:
"And everyone shall know the truth. The truth that Namphueng is-"
The way this haunts me! What the fuck could he be about to say, because I thought it was another secret he was trying to use against Korn, one serious enough he ends up dead for trying to reveal it, but... what? What more is there we don't know about Namphueng?
This truth is clearly something both he and Korn know, and either is information that could be leveraged against Korn and/or make him angry enough to shoot Gun. Revealing that he and Namphueng were together fits both, because it disrupts the narrative that Korn is trying to spin here of Gun being obsessed with her to the point of assaulting her.
I really don't know. I want to push the half-brothers agenda but the Kinnporsche timeline is impossible to understand so i'll just say it's not out of the realm of possibility that the end of that sentence is "Namphueng is Vegas's mother", especially seeing as Korn mentions them right after shooting him. Which clearly isn't for his benefit seeing as he's dead- okay i'm shutting up i'm stopping.
So Korn shoots Gun and Namphueng screams, the only sound we hear her make in the entire show, then passes out. I mean, reasonable under any circumstances given she's a traumatised, isolated woman who just saw someone get shot, whether that person was just her foster brother or past lover is neither here nor there.
So uh this got away from me a little (when will I stop going on about this scene) but my thoughts are this: Gun and Namphueng were together at some point in the past, but Namphueng still left to try and get out of the family. Part of Korn's motivation in locking her up was to win something against Gun, who had her when Korn couldn't. Whether they were still secretly seeing each other while Namphueng was with Pat, whether they were married or had children together, is up for debate.
And just to be clear, absolutely none of this is an attempt at defending Gun for anything. Them being together in the past doesn't even preclude him assaulting her, just in my opinion it reads more like Korn manipulation than anything else because Korn is speaking for their audience (Kinn and Porsche, who he needs to be under his control for his plan to work) whereas Gun isn't. But we won't know for sure until Namphueng tells us herself.
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✨ big, a depressive pixie nightmare bodyguard ✨
loan’s kinnporsche 2nd anniversary: favourite supporting character: big
+ bonus kenbig:
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the first time i watched porsche wheedle a promise out of kinn for fifty thousand baht, only to promptly ditch kinn to pee into a goddamn bottle, i was like oh man. this guy's a bastard 😂
on rewatch, knowing he's the furthest thing from a bastard, it reads different.
he holds out his hand to stop the guy with the knife. you can see his eyes darting around, counting the number of men — one two three four — and then he goes "right. brb :)"
because four men is a lot to take down in one shot. no rich bitch is worth being sent home in a body bag. so he turns his back, neatly removing himself from the fight, and he evaluates.
and then he trounces them 😌
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wen ning says fuck
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and another one...
prompt for @/request_aquest
Jin Guangyao causing Nie Mingjue’s qi deviation by merits of wearing every day a /slightly/ taller hat, so much so that NMJ isn’t sure if he’s hallucinating or the hat is truly growing. NO one else seems to notice, is he going insane?
...it deserved a post on its own 💚💛💙
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just saw that video of a kid's baby brother running in to "save" him during a school wrestling match so
young lan xichen having a practice sparring match with a classmate, under lan qiren's watchful supervision of course. then into the ring zooms a little white blur as babyji goes for lan xichen's opponent's ankles with all three of his teeth
the opponent goes down immediately, terrified of accidentally hurting his clan's precious Second Jade, lan xichen is bursting trying not to laugh, lan qiren is squawking and scooping up an angry bitey toddler determined to protect his xiongzhang
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Do not worry LWJ did not have teeth yet, LXC's ended up fine.
Mama Lan : Do you mean why he hate you?
Baby Xichen : Why he ATE ME????
Just a silly tiny comic I had in mind at the end of my work day so I quickly grew it before I went home :)
I had ton of fun drawing baby's face.
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Everyone talks about the comedic potential of Chay being active on Wik stan twitter why has it only just occurred to me how much of a MENACE Macau would be?
Just picturing him scrolling through stan threads and causing petty fights and starting stupid rumours like that Wik is actually terrified of spiders or smth for no reason other than he thinks it's hilarious to watch the stans rally against him
Vegas has told him to stop after he got doxxed twice but Macau was just like what's life without risk dude and got a vpn
One of his greatest nemeses is actually Chay, and they don't find this out until months down the line and have a spiderman pointing moment like just IMAGINE
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SiZhui & JingYi: oh no! why are they so smOl?!
(by a curse? by an incense burner? idk)
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The kidnapping tropes as they would play out in KinnPorsche:
Kidnappers: “We have taken the one you love most!”
Kinn: “Oh, have you? Good fucking luck lmao!”
*distant screams of kidnappers as Porsche escapes*
And:
Kidnappers: “We’ve kidnapped you!”
Chay: “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.”
*DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS KIM ARRIVES*
And:
vehicle pulls up, door opens, Pete is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away
Bodyguards: “Did you get kidnapped??”
Pete: “For a minute, yeah.”
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KinnPorsche + Text Posts: There's no theme I'm just missing the boys Edition ❤️🩹
[Themed Editions: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | ?]
[Character Editions: Pete Part I & II & III | Vegas Part I & II & III | Tay Part I & II | Tankhun - Part I & II | Big Part I & II | Porsche Part I & II & III | Kim | Porchay | Chan | Kinn Part I & II | Macau | Pol]
[Episode Editions & Rewatch Editions]
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nah okay, one of the best top-tier kinnporsche scenes is undoubtedly when Chay got his little gay baby heartbroken and instead of playing tear drops on his guitar like the other bl uni boys he went full on shojo heroine and dyed his hair fucking blueberry blue, snagged an off the rack sleeveless t-shirt, went out with his apparent friend group to hit up a dank busted club, choked down two glasses of lower shelf fireball and then as he's living his best-worst dancing on my own by robyn life and some rando is like hey babygirl lemme whisper in yo ear and tries to give him some off-brand ecstasy that looked more like those dissolvable tablets your parents fed you when you were 11 and tasted like ass paper when
BAM IN COMES KIM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!! giving off "only I can call chay babygirl and my rights were revoked so your ass DEF can't call him that" energy and smacking away the discount walmart drugs pulling chay away by his goodwill tank top and Rando is like "hey I was shooting my shot!" and kim knocks that man on his ASS with the most emotion he's had the whole show bug eyed and clenched jaw like he was gonna rip old dudes throat out with his teeth pointing his finger at him like "DARE said no drugs!" while Chay's other friends in the back are like "BEYONCE???" (new york voice) b/c kim montana just kidnapped chay and almost dog walked their other friend in the middle of the club
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was it worth it, Kim?
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