every polycule must have: the baby girl, the guy that's dying, and the mass murderer
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Oops.
Huaisang’s fan inspo: 螳螂捕蝉,黄雀在后 “The praying mantis stalks the cicada, not knowing that the oriole is lurking behind.”
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I think it's really funny that out of 3zun the one that probably likes drinking alcohol the most is in fact Lan Xichen.
Nie Mingjue canonically doesn't like drinking very much. Qinghe alcohol is probably effective for use as paint stripper so he might have a decent tolerance, he just doesn't enjoy it.
Jin Guangyao has likely deliberately worked up the exact tolerance he needs to drink a socially appropiate amount of alcohol at events without actully getting drunk, because I think the act of not being of sound mind in public is like a horror movie to him.
But Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen invented a whole new cultivation trick just to bypass his family's "one sip and we pass the fuck out" piss poor tolerance gene so he can drink as much alcohol as he wants. This man wants to go get white girl drunk with his sworn brothers so bad and neither of them are into it please pray for him.
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and another one...
prompt for @/request_aquest
Jin Guangyao causing Nie Mingjue’s qi deviation by merits of wearing every day a /slightly/ taller hat, so much so that NMJ isn’t sure if he’s hallucinating or the hat is truly growing. NO one else seems to notice, is he going insane?
...it deserved a post on its own 💚💛💙
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husband: are you drawing gay sword wizards kissing again?
me: I AM PROVIDING AN IMPORTANT SERVICE TO MY COMMUNITY 😤
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...Hang in there, Jiang Cheng!
art i made for my sangcheng fic -> "The Second Time Around"
🪭23k words
🪷Rated E
🪭University AU
💜💚💜💚💜💚
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Some people have never had to feign laughter at "No price tag? Must be free!" and it shows.
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