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duohensheng · 5 hours
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trying my hand at mdzs text post memes ft jgy, 3zun, nieyao and xiyao
(terrified I’ve somehow copied someone else’s idea since I’ve seen so many of these, please lmk if I have and I’ll delete it!)
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yingying-baby · 2 days
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Xue Yang: Hey Xiao Xingchen, are you a painting?
Xiao Xingchen: .... No, why?
Xue Yang: Because I wanna nail you against a fucking wall.
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twistedappletree · 2 months
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yesqueenc · 10 days
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wangxian-on-repeat · 6 months
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Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil
Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time
Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 10 months
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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Lan Wangji: Do not do that.
Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!
Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?
Lan Xichen: Wangji's single
Lan Wangji:
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foxyyaoguai · 1 year
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wangxianslillotus · 2 years
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Lwj: I will but in ways you don't yet know
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stellarflex · 2 years
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Then there is wei wuxian wondering how lan wangji found out who he was...
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squidwujun · 9 months
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They're on a date
(new version because I'm stupid)
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sleepybeeonarose · 13 days
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yingying-baby · 1 month
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Wei Wuxian: When I was born, I had to choose btw being handsome or having good memory!
Lan Wangji: So which one did you choose?
Wei Wuxian: I can't remember!
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twistedappletree · 5 months
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wangxian-on-repeat · 1 month
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Lan Wangji: why are you touching me
Wei Wuxian: i am? five feet away from you??
Lan Wangji: i can feel your presence. begone
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g00dnightm0ran · 9 months
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Wei Ying single dad of two (he adopted both Wen Yuan and Mo Xuanyu)
Then he meets Lan Zhan and he turns into a trophy husband but I’m too lazy to draw that
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 11 months
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Lan Wangji: We're having a baby.

Lan Sizhui: Oh, congra-

Wei Wuxian, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
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