Porsche: guys, guys. Did you hear about the italian chef who died?
Porsche: he pasta-way
Big: *chuckles*
Ken: what.
Arm: did he just-?
Pol: WAS THAT A LAUGH ?
Pete: dude, how did you do that?
Porsche: I don't know, man. I'm scared
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Arm, Pol: Khun, you have lipstick on your shirt… Are you betraying us?
Tankhun: Of course not!
Tankhun:
Tankhun, outraged: I'm honestly disappointed you didn't first assume I was moonlighting as a drag queen
This quote is related to the equally great FF VegasPete - I Want to Be the Place You Call Home <- (Click and go to Ao3)
I literally love this story and you will be making a big mistake if you don't read it xD
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Pete, wakes up in the middle of the night to see Porsche an inch from his face:
Porsche: So we had this id-, stop screaming-, we had this idea.
Pete: Who the hell is we?
Pol, directly beside his face: We had this idea.
Pete: Dear God, there's two of them.
Arm, sliding out from under the bed: Three actually. I helped them to get in and get you, I'd feel safer to whatever they want to do if you're with us.
Vegas, who was asleep: What the hell is happening?
Tankhun, entering in the room: We're stealing your husband.
Vegas, hugging Pete: Fuck no.
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*KP characters in a Haunted House part 2*
Chay: I feel like chay is the type that will look at the 'ghost' and smile at them, he will flinch when there are jump scares but he would mostly be calm, I feel like he likes watching horror movies and the haunted house was probably nth for him
Kim: isn't impressed at all by the haunted house, slightly flinches in the jump scaresl but denies it, he glares at the 'ghosts' that come near Chay
Vegas: he thinks the blood and the skeletons look too fake and would prefer having real ones, He IS the jump scare, He isn't scared if anything he is the one who who scares the 'ghosts' with his grin, he just enjoys Pete clinging to him
Pete: almost punches a ghost in surprise, clings onto Vegas for dear life whenever there's a jump scare, curses ALOT
Macau: is here for the show, more invested in the drama infront of him than the haunted house honestly, Vegas glares at him when he ruins their moments, does not give a shit he loves being a menace.
!bonus!
Arm and Pol: both of them would be scared shitless and probs be hugging each other for dear life, would probably be behind Tankhun most of the time, Pol would probably punch one of the ghosts because he gets scared
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Pol: Bro-
Arm: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Arm: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago and you're calling me bro??
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Kim: It’s okay to keep secrets! Everybody has some skeletons in the closet!
Kinn: Some wraiths in the attic
Tankhun: Some ghosts in the bedroom
Pete: Some mummies in the kitchen
Big: Some enchanted armor on the stairs
Arm: Some slimes in the basement.
Pol: Maybe a giant spider in the backyard.
Chay:
Porsche: This house is starting to feel very unsafe.
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❄❄ kp + text post advent calendar ❄❄
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Pol: maybe you and your boyfriend...
Big: I don't have a boyfriend.
Arm: You don't? I thought you and Porsche were dating...
Big: What-? Wait a minute, how many of you thought I was dating Porsche?
Big:
Big: Porsche put your fucking hand down
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Tankhun: All your existences are confused.
Arm and Pol: How so?
Tankhun: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of something bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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Chan, introducing his kids to Porsche: So this is Pete, we've adopted him when he was a teenager and he's honestly the cutest person you'll ever meet in your life.
Chan: This is Pol. We found him in a Wendy's parking lot at 2am a couple years ago. He's pretty chaotic.
Chan: This is Arm. We honestly have no idea how he got here; he just kinda showed up one day, blew some stuff up and we're all too scared to question it.
Chan: And this is Big, If I remember correctly he insulted Macau once and Tankhun decided to keep him.
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rewatching the episodes and now I’m even more convinced that Pol is only allowed to keep his job because he’s actually employed as a friend. He’s not even trusted to regularly carry a gun it seems.
Like my guy please what is this 😂 what are you doing 😂 how is that helping 😂 why don’t you have a gun like everyone else?
Absolutely zero danger awareness. Doesn’t dodge any of it. Highly trained bodyguard where?
Best friend vibes only. Look at that snuggle.
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I like to think Ken was on Tankhun duty with Pol last week while shit was happening, and definitely Very Happy about it
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