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drabbles-mc · 4 months
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Drabbles-MC: Kingsman Fics
Fic list under the cut!
👀 = smut, 💔 = angst
- The Aftermath 💔
- Do I Know You? 💔
- Better In Person (Harry Hart x John Wick)
Find all of my on hiatus AO3 Kingsman fics HERE
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lizziespidiepridie · 2 years
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Finally got to go to where my first obsession started.
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Love ya Eggsy 🌂
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whiskeynwriting · 8 months
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Hi Liv. 💜 Thank you for writing so many lovely pieces for Daddy Whiskey. I am having the worst time I’ve had in a long time. I’m really sick but I still have to attend to a lot of obligations, and I haven’t had time to rest. How would Daddy Whiskey take care of me and make me slow down? 🤧🤒😴
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A Different Kind of Love
Agent Daddy Whiskey x Female Reader
Word Count: 1.6k
Warnings: 18+ (minors DNI) 
Daddy kink (it’s always here), illness, medicine, established relationship/marriage, sweet fluffies
A/N: random side note, reader’s temperature readings are in Fahrenheit. Your girl is American LOL but so is daddy 🥰
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“Hm?”
“Sugar,” Your husband whispers, shaking his head. The feeling of his hand, warm and strong, slides beneath the covers to caress your forearm. His other stays on your forehead, pressing a cold washcloth to your skin. “You didn’t tell me it was this bad.”
“Huh?” Your eyes are barely opening, having gone dry and droopy from sleep.
“One-hundred and four.” Jack states, prompting your eyes to widen. “Here, drink.” He then says, offering you an open water bottle. 
Everything feels weird, almost dizzying in a way. When you’d gone to sleep, Jack was still away on his business trip, and having him here so suddenly is surprising. 
“Why are you… how…”
“Sh,” He returns, lifting the bottle toward you again.
Grunting slightly, you attempt to sit up, your muscles sore and throbbing. Immediately, Jack is setting the washcloth down and reaching for you. With both of those strong hands on your back, he helps you up, urging you to lean on him. And while cradling your body, he offers the water again, urging you to take it. 
“I’m so sorry, sweetheart.” He coos quietly, kissing your forehead. 
“Gonna get my germs.” Comes your weak protest, finally downing the drink. But he only laughs. It’s that deep chuckle you love so much, the one you can feel in his belly. 
“I missed you.”
“I’m sorry I’m so gross.” The words come out broken and shrill, spoken through a tiny sob. And to his surprise, you start to cry.
“Babydoll, you’re sick.” He states, almost incredulously. “And you’re not gross.” Wrapping both arms around you, he hugs you tightly, feeling your body relax into his own. “I’m here now, stop worryin’.”
Brushing a hand over your head, he slides the loose hairs away from your sweaty face, only to kiss your skin again. He can feel you shaking in his arms, can feel the ragged breaths coming from your chest. 
“C’mon, let’s get you in the shower. We gotta get this temperature down.”
Reaching for the hair tie on your nightstand, Jack wraps your hair up into a messy bun. And you’re so weak that you let him, not bothering to protest. You hate feeling like such a burden. 
“Did you leave early?”
“I did.” Jack tells you, beginning to lift your shirt to help you undress. 
“Why?” Your pout is evident, even as you lift your arms for him.
“Babycakes, I haven’t seen you this sick in years. Couldn’t just leave you here by yourself.” His trip was supposed to last ten days, but he cut it in half just for you. “Now c’mon, sweetheart.”
Once your panties are off Jack undresses himself, finally shrugging off his business suit. It’s only now that you realize he was still wearing it. He didn’t even bother to change when he got home before coming to comfort you. 
Jack takes both of your hands before helping you up, tugging on you gently. And he holds them still as he walks you to the bathroom. The cold metal on his left hand prompts your eyes to wander down, a small smile slipping on your face.
“I love you.” Looking up at him, that smile remains. 
He isn’t looking at you, he’s looking down while reaching for the faucet. But he smiles anyway. “I love you too, babycakes.”
When the water is warm he guides you in, eyeing your shaky steps. And while the heat feels good on your skin, you can’t help but shiver without your clothes on. Before Jack steps in, though, he grabs a little package out of one of your decorative jars, unwrapping it and dropping the contents onto the shower drain. And immediately, the smell of eucalyptus hits your nose, a calming scent that opens up your sinuses.
“Thank you.” You’re still trembling, your breaths stuttering, too.
“Stop thankin’ me.” His voice is calm and reassuring, his body a welcomed presence as he finally steps in to stand behind you. Jack’s sculpted arms then link around your midsection, his head dropping down to rest his chin on your shoulder. He keeps you against him, keeps you up. “It’s what I’m here for,” A soft kiss to your cheek, a small hum. “What I’m supposed to do.”
While you’re leaning against him, Jack grabs your loofah and body wash, lathering the soft tool before rubbing it over your body. He’s gentle with it, scrubbing you clean in the most loving way he knows how. And he doesn’t worry about your hair - having a head full of cold, wet hair won’t make your cold any better. 
“What about you?” Your voice is scratchy and unpleasant; it doesn’t sound like you. “I can’t, can’t wash you right now, baby.”
Your husband tuts at this, brows furrowing. “Wouldn’t expect you to. I’ll wash myself in a minute, honey.” 
And he does just that, helping you to sit on the stone bench while he washes his hair and body. He’s quick with it, too, not wanting you to sit out of the stream for too long. 
“I’m sorry you had to leave early. Champ must be so mad at you.”
“Not at all.” Giving his head a shake, he tells you, “Gives those idiot nephews a chance to prove their worth.”
Chuckling to yourself quietly, you think back to the two men you’d met. They’re around your age, the new agents, and very clearly inept. Turns out Champ is a fan of nepotism, favoring his nephews. 
“Still, I’m sorry you had to leave for me. I didn’t mean to make you w-worry.” As soon as you’re shivering again, Jack is helping you onto your feet again and ushering you beneath the warm stream. 
“Honey, you’re the most precious thing I have.” He reassures you, holding you once again. “I always worry about you.”
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He’s so handsome, it’s all you can think. You’re drunk with love for him - how could one man be so overwhelmingly perfect? He’s caring, doting, you’ve never had anyone in your life make you feel so special. The way Jack treats you is something else entirely, it’s a different kind of love. 
Clean pajamas hold your body sweetly, soft and smelling oh so sweet. What’s even sweeter is the ice cream Jack doordashed for you, alongside your other favorite treats. And right now, he’s at the door, paying the delivery man before taking the food into the bedroom. It’s not the best habit, eating food in bed. But when you’re this sick, who the hell cares? 
“Alright, here we go.” Jack mumbles to himself, setting the plates of food down over the bedsheets. “And here’s your medicine.” He then says, handing you a couple of pills.
Before he helped you back into bed, Jack changed the sheets, putting on the clean set and then tossing the dirty ones into the washer. The entire time you’ve been sick, you’ve been worrying about the house. The dishes, the trash, the unkempt sheets. Especially with Jack returning, you wanted to make sure everything was neat for him, it’s what you always did. But when you couldn't even get out of bed to brush your teeth, you knew there was no way you’d be cleaning. Though, you knew Jack would never hold it against you. 
After ordering the food, Jack did about the house, putting things away, wiping down the surfaces and taking care of the dirty dishes and overflowing trash. It took him less than thirty minutes, and he didn’t even break a sweat. In his mind, nothing was more important than making sure you got your rest. And that meant taking away any and all distractions that would lure you out of bed. But once the food came, and everything was clean and cozy, he finally settled beside you in bed, picking up his own plate of food.
Leaning onto his shoulder, you sigh, a wave of emotion running through your body. “Daddy,” Burying your face into his chest, you finally allow yourself to release your tears of frustration and pain. “I don’t feel good.”
Setting his plate aside, he hushes you. “C’mere, honey.” 
When the food is off the bed, Jack’s urging you to rest your head in his lap. He lays back, feeling you shift onto his broad chest. One arm wraps around your back, holding you against him, while the other runs over your beautiful hair. 
“I know you’re not feelin’ good, sweet pea.” Jack’s voice is soothing, deep and warm and everything you need. “I’m so sorry. But I’m here, okay? I promise. Just tell me what to do, and I’ll do it for you.” 
“I just wanna cuddle you.” Your voice is muffled, face resting against his black, short-sleeve shirt. 
Again, he grins, letting out a small chuckle. Turning his head, he gives your temple a kiss before placing his fingers beneath your chin. And when your head is tilted up, he places a sweet, small kiss onto your lips. 
“Then that’s what we’ll do.” 
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❄️ December Writing Challenge ❄️
Day 20. Ski Resort
Pairing: Jack Daniels x GN!Reader Words: 655 Warnings: angst (I know its xmas, I'm sorry), Jack calls reader 'darling'
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Fingers swirl softly in a figure of eight up and down his neck, swiping the sharp line of his jawbone, disappearing into the slope of his tendons just shy of his collarbone. Up and down. It’s what he’s choosing to concentrate on. Not the dark clouds of regret, nor the whisper of their names, both of which are trying to infiltrate his mind like a whip cracking through air. Those fingers reach around to the back of his neck and pull him forward until foreheads are touching and two breaths are mingling. 
Jack slowly opens his eyes to see yours, concerned and watching him carefully. 
You’ve pulled Jack out of his mind before but this time is proving difficult. You’re surrounded by strangers in a ski resort halfway up a mountain, curled up on a beat-up, leather loveseat in a secluded corner of the resorts visitor centre. His hands are shaking where they grip onto your winter coat but he’s a lot calmer than he was.
You’d been taking a walk through the resort, Jack saying a cheery welcome to anyone who passed by. You were planning your day; breakfast at the old pub in the village, Jack was going to teach you beginners skiing in the afternoon, then back to the hotel to dress up for a glamorous dinner date at a French restaurant in the evening. 
But something happened before you could even get to breakfast, a curious incident that saw Jack having a panic attack in the middle of the street and you ushering him into the nearest building to calm him down. 
Jack can see the questions on your face, the worry in your eyes that were wet at some point, whether from tears or the snow outside he’s not sure. He wets his dry, cracked lips, thinks about what he’ll say, then settles on the truth.
“I did some terrible things in a past life. In a place just like this one. To good people. And I can’t ever forgive myself.”
You have no idea what he’s referring to, knowing only the minimum when it comes to Jack’s history. 
He wants to tell you everything but is a coward in the face of your almost certain rejection. Selfishly, he never wants you to find out about the version of himself he’s deeply ashamed of. In a perfect world you’re only to know shiny, improved Jack 2.0 who’s learned from his biggest mistakes and knows how to be a better man. He’s aware relationships don’t last if secrets aren’t told, but these aren’t ordinary secrets and he really wants to hold onto them for as long as you’ll let him. 
“Why did we come here if it’s only going to remind you of a bad memory?”
“I thought I was over it. Turns out I’m not.” He sounds disappointed in himself, shaking his head in frustration. 
“Let’s go home, Jack.”
Jack blinks, imagines what home means; safety, a quiet mind, unequivocal peace. He longs to be back home.
“You sure, darling?”
“I’m sure I can’t ski.” That makes Jack laugh, a soft release of air that warms your cold face. You’re still huddled closely together, a few feet away from the reception desk and a disgruntled receptionist that keeps eyeing you both with distaste. You want to be like this but a thousand miles away in the privacy of your home, where you can fall asleep together and wake up in a better state of mind. You think about your hotel room in the village, how you’ll get back there eventually, Jack a little worse for wear but lighter in the knowledge that you’re sticking by his side wherever he goes. 
“Talk to me,” you whisper, “when you’re ready I’ll be listening. But for now, let’s go home.”
Jack will talk, when he’s ready, and he can feel that it’ll be soon. But as you say, for now ‘let’s go home'. 
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So, Eggsy really told Harry "Pin me to the wall" eh?
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nicolethered · 11 months
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Pedro and Jeff talking about working together on Kingsman TGC
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itzaltwins · 2 months
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Y'know those agent profiles that are seen in TGC when Charlie hacks into the Kingsman database? I made these near the time I got into the franchise (late 2021), but I never shared them anywhere, mostly because I doubted the film makers really cared about their accuracy (and most viewers don't care either). I've never been hooked on any film franchise unlike video games, so I was shocked no one overanalyzed the images and shared it for the fandom to see. Well, here they are (with accompanying alt-text):
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James is in there too - he deserves it.
Some of the text I couldn't make out from the film, so if you can fill in the blanks, please share. Fortunately, thanks to these tweets, I could read some parts better.
Explanations and thoughts under the cut:
I decided to mix Eggsy's profile from the one we see in TSS when he visits Harry at the infirmary and TGC. Why? He's apparently 5'9" IRL (so I went with TSS's 5'10" over the 6'00") and he couldn't be born in 1985 because he would be 29 in TSS, which is wrong. Same thing with Roxy's DOB. Changed their admission dates to 2014 instead of 2012.
Speaking of incorrect heights, I'm pretty sure they just threw in some random numbers: Colin Firth is 6'1½". In TSS, after the train test, you can see him and Alastair (Percival, 6'4") on the same plane. Alastair appears just slightly taller, so I assume 6'2". In this particular photo of Colin alongside Alastair and Carlos (Bedivere, 6'3"), they're all roughly the same height. However, they're not standing side-by-side so it's a bit difficult to determine the exact difference. They're like a variation of that three-headed dragon meme. Then there's this other photo with Chester (Lamorak, 6'5"), Carlos, Bimbo (Gawain, 6'3"), and Percival. Chester is clearly taller than all three. If Carlos and Alastair are 6'2", he's probably 6'4". Bimbo looks just slightly shorter, so he's 6'1". Oh and Jack Davenport (Lancelot/James) is also 6'2", not 6'1". Not a big deal overall, but I really like accuracy when it comes to heights.
Some things that may be of interest: Lamorak and Bedivere share admission dates. Next of kin for filler agents are actually those of the film crew in TGC (yes, I looked at the credits too much). Arthur (good) and Lancelot (James) share the same next of kin.
As for the notes sections: With The King's Man, it's impossible for Arthur to have served in all British special forces before Kingsman formed - he was born 1940. Bedivere is referred to as Percival. Percival is referred to as Kay (!), who doesn't have a profile. Finally, the section after Geraint's hair colour is covered by other profiles the entire time.
So yeah, do whatever you want with this info.
Who do you have as the last unnamed agent? I was hoping they'd officially confirm all the codenames in TKM, but then they only listed names we already knew plus Bedivere. They'll do it in TBB, right? Right?
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Favorite Fanworks Recs
Here’s the final list of all the fic, art, gifs, and more that were recommended for my Show Me the Fanworks! Celebration.  In the end you lovely folks recced a truly spectacular 154 of your favorite fanworks from 75 talented creators!  
💕 Thank you so much to everyone who participated!! 💕
Here’s a breakdown of fanworks by character:
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian) - 34
Frankie Morales (Triple Frontier) - 25
Javier Peña (Narcos) - 18
Dieter Bravo (The Bubble) - 10
Pero Tovar (The Great Wall) - 10 
Marc Spector/Steven Grant/Jake Lockley (Moon Knight) - 10
Ezra (Prospect) - 8
Santiago Garcia (Triple Frontier) - 7
Pedro Pascal - 5
Marcus Pike (The Mentalist) - 4 
Javi Gutierrez (TUWoMT) - 4
Miller Brothers: Benny & Will (Triple Frontier) - 4
Dave York (The Equalizer 2) - 3+
Agent Whiskey (Kingsman: TGC) - 3
Marcus Moreno (We Can Be Heroes) - 2
Max Phillips (Bloodsucking Bastards) - 2
Black Krrsantan (The Book of Boba Fett), Pedro Across the Street (Calls), The Thief (Casillero Del Diablo), Oberyn Martell (Game of Thrones), Joel Miller (The Last of Us), Maxwell Lord (Wonder Woman 1984) - 1 each
Read on for the Favorite Fanwork Recs! →
List Navigation Notes:
Fanworks are listed alphabetically by Movie/Series Title then Character then Title of the Work; characters with only 1-2 stories are grouped together under Pedro Pascal near the end.  Visual works (art, gifs, vids) are generally first, then fic. (Hopefully it’s not too confusing ^^’)
There’s a masterlist of all the Creators whose works are included at the end.
Ratings used for are standard from AO3: General audiences - Teen & up - Mature - Explicit
Individual Fanwork Rec Submissions can be found under the ‘fav fanworks rec ask’ tag. (You guys sent me so many fantastic recs that I couldn’t link to them all without exceeding the post link limit <3 )
Links have been misbehaving on desktop sometimes.  If none of the links are showing up, try opening in dashboard mode (click the eye-shaped button in the far top right) 
Enjoy!! <3
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THE BUBBLE
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The Bubble ~ Dieter Bravo
Below the Line by @prolix-yuy​
[FIC: Dieter x F reader, 23k, E, complete]
Author’s Summary:  It’s the job you’ve been waiting for, with a director you admire, and a script you love. Everything is perfect, except for one of the lead actors: Dieter Bravo. Just seeing his name on the call sheet spikes anxiety in your chest.  But it turns out you have nothing to worry about. Because Dieter Bravo has no idea who you are, or the history you share.
Recced by @songsformonkeys: a Dieter fic that I'm really eager to dig into.
Consent by @fuckyeahdindjarin​ [FIC: Dieter x F intimacy coordinator reader, 34k, E, ongoing series]
Author’s Summary:  You are the intimacy coordinator for Dieter Bravo’s risqué new film. When he fails to show up for rehearsal, you go in search for him. Did you really expect to find him in anything but a compromising position?
Recced by @nicolethered:  helped cement Dieter Bravo as one of my faves
Funny Girl [ao3] by @radiowallet​ [FIC: Dieter x F reader, 41k, E, complete]
Author’s Summary:  You've been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show's next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you've mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?
Recced by @just-here-for-the-moment:  Please feast your eyeballs upon this fic. It’s a Dieter Bravo/Saturday Night Live/Funny Girl-inspired AU and it is both full of TENDER feelings and also insanely HOT! 💖💖💖
Recced by @nicolethered:  amazing
Going the Distance by @softpedropascal​ [FIC: Javi Guitierrez x  film assistant F reader x Dieter, crossover, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  You’re a film assistant on the set of a new movie featuring Dieter Bravo, a somewhat immature actor who happens to be extremely attracted to you, but you never date any actors you work with.  The film takes you to Spain where a millionaire, Javi Gutiérrez, lets you all stay in his mansion while you are there filming. You immediately catch his eye and soon find yourself the object of his affection.  Both men vie for your attention leaving you to decide between one or the other.  Or can you have both?
Recced by @nicolethered:  such a good job writing for our husband Javi G. helped cement Dieter Bravo as one of my faves
Morning | Afternoon | Evening by @write-and-buried [FIC: Porn Star AU: Dieter x F reader, ~16k, E, complete trilogy]
Author’s Summary:  He’s a porn star and so are you.
Recced by @astroboots:  [This fic] will have your panties so wet that they disintegrate from the sheer constant vaginal secretions. [It’s] a gorgeous, fun and sexy af three parter starring our favourite mess of a man Dieter Bravo reimagined in this brilliant AU as a porn actress.
Recced by @nicolethered:  helped cement Dieter Bravo as one of my faves
Stay on Screenplay by @jazzelsaur​ [FIC: Dieter x F reader, 31k, E, complete]
Author’s Summary:  Co-stars on their first film together, they fell hard into a summer love affair. And then they fell apart. 20+ years later, with both of their careers on the verge of being washed up, they’re cast together again, hoping to save their careers—and maybe, find their way back to each other.
Recced by @astroboots:  I could spend hours breaking down why SotS breaks down the glitz and glamour that is Hollywood and subverts it but at its core it's a beautiful love story about two people who find their way back to each other.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  She took a character that was barely a character in the movie and fleshed him out into such a complex, real, and believable character. She made me fall in love with him and with the reader (that's written so vividly that she feels like an OFC). Jess had me hooked with each chapter of this story. The whole thing reads almost like a poem and she manages to convey more emotion with a single sentence than I've read entire books manage to do.
Wardrobe [series mlist] [ao3] by @boliv-jenta​ [FIC: Dieter x F reader, 14k+, E, finished fic, ongoing series]
Author’s Summary: Dieter wants your help with his wardrobe.
Recced by @nicolethered
Wrap Party by @write-and-buried​ [FIC: Dieter x F reader, ~4k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  After a paid appearance at an Indie film wrap party, you’re stunned to find yourself in the bed of Hollywood’s most famous douchebag.
Recced by @astroboots:  I want to humbly recommend this author for being the insane powerhouse of a talent that she is. Her writing has me keeling over, with a heart arrest and a stroke all at once.
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THE EQUALIZER 2
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Equalizer 2 ~ Dave York
Kill me Softly [ao3] by @astroboots​ [FIC: Dave x F wife!reader, 8.5k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Your husband is not the same man you married and sometimes that scares you.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  I still remember her first Dave York story and how it completely took my breath away and I refused to believe it was her first posted story because she writes like a published author!
Nightingale verse (on ao3) by @yespolkadotkitty​ [FIC: Dave x F reader, 5.2k, E, ongoing series]
Author’s Summary:  Men like Robert McCall and Dave York can't use normal hospitals. Dave York x “Florence” (underground doctor for McCall’s team)
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  Dave York/reader that I absolutely adore! We all know how I feel about Dave and yet I'm very picky about which Dave stories I read. Kitty is one of the people I 100% trust with writing a Dave that I will always fall in love with over and over and over again. This verse is an excellent example of the beauty of her Dave.
A Sturdy Home ‘verse by @songsformonkeys​ [FIC: Dave x F wife!reader, 9.3k, E, open-ended series of oneshots] Pancakes - A Sturdy Home - Last Goodbyes - Ghost of You - Christmas With(out) You - Valentine’s Day
Author’s Summary:  Dave survives the fight with McCall but loses all his memories.
Recced by @astroboots:  Hanna is one of those writers that uses a fucking scalpel as her pen to draw real flesh blood and humans with all the complicated emotions that comes with. I will always shout about her A sturdy home universe with one complicated Dave York to all those who will listen to my mad man's preaching. READ IIIIIIT
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THE GREAT WALL
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The Great Wall ~ Pero Tovar
All’s Faire by @thewayofthemandalorian​ [FIC: modern AU: modern Tovar x F reader, 27k, M, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  When your niece asks if you’ll join her in the annual summer medieval faire, you say yes. You do not expect it to be run by grumpy, surly Pero Tovar or that your faire characters will be in love with each other.
Recced by @just-here-for-the-moment:  Please, for the love of tiny kittens, please send some eyeballs over to All's Faire, a modern-day high school teacher Pero Tovar AU where Reader volunteers to work at Pero's summer Renaissance Faire alongside her teenage niece who is in Pero's class. He's gruff, he's grumpy, he's everything!! 😍😍😍
The Cross [part 1] [PT mlist] [ao3] by @blueeyesatnight​   [FIC: Pero x time-traveling F reader, 112k, M, complete]
Author’s Summary:  You were just trying to get your research project on European infiltration into medieval China off the ground and while investigating an item you assume will be a breakthrough you do, in fact, break through and find yourself in medieval China, about to enter the tumultuous events of The Great Wall, and that grumpy Spaniard just keeps catching your eye...
Recced by @nicolethered
Fighting Blind [ao3] by @yespolkadotkitty​ [FIC: Pero x time-traveling ofc, 32k, E, complete]
Author’s Summary:  Chinese-British curator Jade is swept back centuries in time by a mysterious axe and finds herself on a journey with two mercenaries bound for the Great Wall of China.
Recced by @astroboots:  I could wholeheartedly recommend every single fucking piece on kitty’s masterlist. She infuses emotions and love and a soft escape of romance in the best of ways and was one of the first writers in this fandom whose work I read in a time when I truly needed comfort and she supplied it in abundance and I can never thank her enough for that. Her Tovar is unparalleled, and I would urge you all to read one of the most brilliant adventures this little hellsite has to offer
Recced by @songsformonkeys:   I'm sure so many people have already read this story because it really is incredible!!! Kitty writes an incredible Tovar! One of a kind! And I love him so much! And her heroine in this (and her other) story is badass and kind and wonderful and I can't help but seeing so much of Kitty in her.
The Innkeeper’s Daughter (& p2) by @just-here-for-the-moment​ [FIC: Pero x F reader, 6.2k, E, twoshot]
Author’s Summary:  Pero Tovar falls in love with an innkeeper’s daughter.
Recced by @yespolkadotkitty
Monstruo by @brandyllyn​ [FIC: Pero, William, gen fic (no pairing), 3.7k, T, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  After the events at the wall, Pero and William make an unexpected discovery.
Recced by anonymous:  Adorable and I would give my left nut to read ten thousand more words about Pero and his ugly dog.
Pan Dulce [ao3] by @clydesducktape​ [FIC: Pero x baker F reader, 15k, M, complete] - ART: Pero & His Little Baker by @miranhas-art
Author’s Summary:  On your adventure to catalogue the worlds baked sweets, you find yourself trapped at the Great Wall. Your generous hosts prepare to defend their wall and the world against ancient monsters as an unexpected traveler arrives to reluctantly lend a helping hand.
Recced by anonymous: sweet fic // on point pencil drawings with so much character!
Unbridled [ao3] by @beskarberry​ aka @lellowberry [FIC: centaur AU: centaur!Pero x F reader, 9.5k, E, oneshot] - ART: Centaur!Pero by @lellowberrys-art​
Author’s Summary:  he woods have always been full of myths, but you never expected one to just show up at your doorstep. You promise them a night in your barn, but one of them takes your generosity as an invitation for more.
Recced by anonymous:   Get a load of these fics
Where He is Compelled to Stay by @oonajaeadira​ [FIC: Pero x F reader, 2.9k, T, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  A soft thought experiment: A man of war finds his peace when the world forces him to slow down and you give him something softer to focus on.
Recced by anonymous
Wolfe in sheep’s clothing [ao3] by @yespolkadotkitty​ [FIC: Pero x ofc, medieval au, 15.9k, M, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Taken from her rural country life to town by her father for marriage, Beatrix Wolfe nonetheless has her own ideas and will not be “brought to heel,” so her father hires a couple of ruffian mercenaries to keep a close eye on her.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  A Pero/OFC that is just perfection! I love the interactions and relationship between Bea and Tovar. As stated above, Kitty's Tovar really is something special!
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KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE
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Kingsman: tGC ~ Agent Whiskey
Buried by @something-tofightfor​ [FIC: Whiskey x F reader, 108k+, E, ongoing]
Author’s Summary:   You’re a Statesman agent, but haven’t seen active duty in months. You don’t mind making yourself useful around the distillery, but it’s getting old - and so is the fact that your favorite partner Jack hasn’t been back to Kentucky in months without an explanation for his absence. But there’s a lot more to it than Champ just waiting til the time is right … even if you don’t know it.
Recced by @nicolethered  
Stars Hit the Ceiling by @jazzelsaur​ [FIC: Frankie Morales x F reader x Whiskey crossover, 7.3k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Frankie wakes from a nightmare. Sometimes he needs you and Jack to help ground him in reality. Basically, it’s porn with the tiniest crumb of plot, mostly to establish the sense of a lived in relationship where everyone is comfortable.
Recced by @astroboots:   I am going to put the spotlight on SHtC for the simple nostalgic reason that that is the first work I have read of yours. It is the story that I read, DIED, resurrected then died again, and as a ghost I decided to float into your DMs and haunt you with my friendship and rumours have it you can still hear me haunting the hallways of your tumblr and DMs.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  Not a pairing I had expected or thought about before but after reading this story, I was completely sold. It was such an intimate and gentle and beautiful and hot story and I loved it so much!
Visions of Sugarplums [ao3] by @fromthedeskoftheraven​ [FIC: Whiskey x agent F reader, 4.7k, M, first oneshot in a triology]
Author’s Summary:  Jack and his partner face their feelings when they're snowed in after a mission. Part one in the Manhattan universe. .
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  Another absolute gem and favorite of mine is her Whiskey/f!reader series. Visions of Sugarplums is the first part with Whiskey and reader getting snowed in. Raven writes such a perfect Whiskey! He feels in character but at least 100 times better than canon Whiskey! Respectful, flirty, and perfect! Can't recommend this series enough!
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THE MANDALORIAN / THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT
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The Book of Boba Fett | King Kong by @trashcora​ [GIFEST: crossover scene comparison]
Recced by anonymous:  i can't find the gif set i was looking for but any of them - she has so many good ones!
Chapter 1 Comic vs Show by @mandoworryan​ [GIFSET: The Mandalorian Comic vs. The Mandalorian Show]
Recced by anonymous:  The editing is on fucking point 😘👈
Din & Grogu Gifset  by @skyshipper​ [GIFSET: Din & Grogu, Pedro quote]
Recced by @keeper0fthestars:  this gif set stole my whole heart
The Mandalorian Fanart by @poenariuniverse​: [ART: The Mandalorian, mostly Din & Grogu] Frog Lady & Babies -  Grogu & the Yautja [Predator crossover] -  Grogu & Rancor plushy - Grogu Comic - MerDin & MerGrogu 
Recced by anonymous:  Her style is so sweet and endearing that I can’t get enough!!! 😍😍😍
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite artists
The Mandalorian + Pink & Purple by @trashcora​ [GIFSET: Din & Grogu]
Recced by anonymous:  i can't find the gif set i was looking for but any of them - she has so many good ones!
BoBF ~ Black Krrsantan
Adrenaline [ao3] by @honestly-shite​ (aka @mjpens) [FIC: Din x f!reader x Black Krrsantan, 2.1k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  After defeating The Pykes, where does all this adrenaline go?
Recced by @astroboots:  I feel an unstoppable urge to scream about maia for your recommendation celebration and their wonderful work in everything from fanfics to art. They are one of the loveliest people on here and not only do they create some absolutely mindblowing stuff that is pure sheer talent, but they are also so supportive of everyone else here and they deserve all of the love to be showered their way.
The Mandalorian ~ Din Djarin
Born Ready by @littlemisspascal​ [VIDEO: Din Fanvid]
Author’s Summary:   ...I won't quit, not backing down...
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite artists
Dad-bod Din by @frying-panties  [ART: Din in the bath, semi-explicit]
Recced by @astroboots:  Big shout out to frying-panties who creates some of the most gorgeous and saliva inducing artwork that has me on my knees!!! Their dad-bod Din series was the bane of my existence and I adore everything they do.
Din Djarin + Emojis by @katronautt​ prev @doin-stuff [GIFS: Din Djarin]
Creator’s Summary:  din djarin + emojis except it’s just him getting injured
Recced by anonymous:  Kat makes lots of great gifs! Her stuff is 😘👌and she has does tags too! This one made me laugh my ass off
Fresh Lemon by @lellowberry​   [ART: Din x mesh’la, semi-explicit]
Recced by anonymous:   Feast your eyes on this art
Hey Mando! by @sunsyfish​  [ART: Din]
Recced by anonymous:  Their art is so good with lots of yummy DinCobb and other stufff. This recent Din piece really caught my eye!
Keeping Din’s Ears Warm by @moodsworks​ [ART: The Mandalorian: Din x f “reader”, M]
Recced by anonymous:  Her art is so good 😍😍😍
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Adrenaline by @honestly-shite​ aka @mjpens [FIC: Din x F reader x Black Krrsantan – listed under Black Krrsantan above]
Comms by @mandelirious [FIC: Din x F reader, 1.6k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  a late night comm call
Recced by anonymous:  [One of] a couple of Din Djarin x Reader that I really enjoyed from the past couple months
Cottagecore Din series by @flora-screeches​ (aka @floraandfrost) [FIC: Din x F reader, open-ended(?) series]
Author’s Summary:  A series of drabbles, headcanons and one shots exploring Din Djarin’s sweet new life.
Recced by anonymous:  [One of] a couple of Din Djarin x Reader that I really enjoyed from the past couple months
The Distance [ao3] by @outercrasis​ (prev @mandocrasis) [FIC: Din x pilot F reader, 15.4k, M, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  A love that can go the distance
Recced by @radiowallet:  A great fic with a loveable droid, all kinds of tension, and the action scenes are literally a chef’s kiss! Everything [they write] is so amazing and their talent continues to knock me on tushy day in and day out and this fic is no exception! I am truly obsessed and I need to shout out loud forever about it!
Flowers of Ishtar [ao3] by @beskarberry​ aka @lellowberry [FIC: AU: non-human!Din x F reader, 33k, E, completed fic, ongoing series]
Author’s Summary:  You discover your hunting partner isn't human, which in a galaxy far, far away isn't that strange until his alien needs become too much for him to hide.
Recced by anonymous:   Get a load of these fics
Grenade [ao3] by @thirstworldproblemss​ [FIC: Din x gender neutral reader, 3k, T, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Din seems to think it doesn’t matter if he gets injured. You disagree.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:   My favorite thing I've read from her masterlist is a story that I still think about sometimes. It's a Din/reader story that is so beautifully written! SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN!!! I could read it a 1000 times and never get tired of it!
I Think of You [ao3] by @prolix-yuy​ [FIC: Din x f reader, 77k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  A Mandalorian and a woman spend a night together, neither expecting the other to return. But the galaxy works in mysterious ways and many years later, despite a mission and a Creed and the cruelty of their lives, they find each other again and begin a journey of their own.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  a Din series that seems to be quite an epic.
Jate’kara [ao3] by @krissology​ [FIC: young Din x mandalorian F reader, 21k, E, complete] - ART: Keldabe Kiss by @literallydontlook [Din x F reader, mature]
Author’s Summary:  Growing up together on Concordia and training in the way of the Mandalore, yourself and Din Djarin find your destiny in each other.
Recced by anonymous:  heartbreaking young Din fic // [art] hot enough to knock me tf out!
Lush [ao3] by @letterfromvienna​ [FIC: AU: mand’alor Din x queen F reader, 5k, M, oneshot in an ongoing ‘verse]
Author’s Summary:  Your time in the palace brings changes to your life and your body. You aren’t a fan of those changes. Din, on the other hand, likes them very much.
Recced by anonymous:  [One of] a couple of Din Djarin x Reader that I really enjoyed from the past couple months
Revelation by @the-scandalorian​ [FIC: Din x F reader, 2.6k, E, oneshot] - ANIMATION: Don’t Stop by @literallydontlook [Din x F reader, explicit]
Author’s Summary:  Din admits something while he’s fucking you.
Recced by anonymous:   fic had me laughing my ass off but also feeling some type of way about daddy Din // mad impressive animation hot enough to knock me tf out!
Seed Pearls [ao3] by @zinzinina​ [FIC: Din x inexperienced F reader, 8.8k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  The whispers have been circling for days: there's a Mandalorian in the city. You decide to seek him out.
Recced by anonymous:  [One of] a couple of Din Djarin x Reader that I really enjoyed from the past couple months
Silk by @juletheghoul​ [FIC: 70′s Mob AU: mob boss Din x sex worker F reader, 33k+, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Set in the 70’s, Din is the most powerful man in Vegas, everyone knows how dangerous he is but to you, he’s pure honey and sex. The richest client you’ve ever had, and he doesn’t want to let you go.
Recced by @wheresarizona:   Mob Boss Din Djarin, like my god. This man. I LOVE HIM. The way he protects his family?? How intense he is?? It’s so good, and also another story where there’s an evolving relationship that’s just so fucking good.
Stitches Series [ao3] by @djarinsbeskar​ [FIC: Din x medic F reader, 247k, E, ongoing] - ART: Hyperspace Oral by @literallydontlook [Din x F reader, explicit]
Author’s Summary:  What is a former combat medic to do when an injured Mandalorian stumbles across her clinic one night on Klatooine?
Recced by @astroboots:   I still remember reading the first chapter and just putting it down and going HOLY SHIT, because the worldbuilding reads like something the showrunners themselves wrote.
Recced by anonymous:  epic space opera // [art] hot enough to knock me tf out!
Take Me to Church p1 [masterlist] [ao3] @frannyzooey​ [FIC: Western AU: Din x F reader (x ofc), epic, complete fic, open-ended series]
Author’s Summary:  Set in a brothel in the late 1800’s in the Wild West; you’ve only been working there for a month when Din Djarin shows up. A bounty hunter who makes stops into town between jobs, he is known at the inn for his generous appetite and demanding preferences. Asking for you one night, he is pleased to learn you are well suited for him: your sweet nature soothing to his gruff temperament and surprising him with your ability to handle his rougher tastes. Demanding that you be made available to him every time he is in town, neither one of you is ready for where this request leads
Recced by @astroboots:  This was one of the first stories on here that inducted me not just for the fandom but truly cemented my obsession with smut fiction and also self-reader insert. Before reading this, I genuinely did not realize that self-reader fiction could be an artform and to say I was obsessed, mesmerised and consumed is a fucking understatement. Kelli's work is my tutorial guide whenever I feel like I have lost my way and forgotten how to write, and oftentimes if I feel that way about online spaces in general, she's also my guide that steers me right, my flashlight in a dark cave and I love her.
Recced by @juletheghoul:  one of the first people I met on here- so encouraging and sweet and disgustingly talented, her TMTC series is humbling it’s so good. ♥️ 
Voyeur [ao3] by @rosethornxs​ [FIC: Din x F reader, 2.3k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Din fulfils one of your fantasies
Recced by anonymous:  [One of] a couple of Din Djarin x Reader that I really enjoyed from the past couple months
you were my new dream (and you were mine) [ao3] by @keeper0fthestars​ [FIC: Din x F reader, 10k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Din Djarin trusts no one. Well, except for you. But you don't know that. You have no idea how he really feels about you.
Recced by @astroboots:  A Din Djarin fic that made me look at writing a kiss in an entirely new light, the emotions infused in this steals the breath in my lungs and the whole of my inner organs away. It is so beautiful, vivid and ethereal, I have never been the same and still think of the kisses in this fic on a daily basis.
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THE MENTALIST
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The Mentalist ~ Marcus Pike
How to Kill and Immortal [ao3] by @whataperfectwasteoftime​ [FIC: AU: immortal Marcus P x F reader, 30k, M, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  There is a strange magic that surrounds the life of Marcus Pike. Born in Medieval York in the 1300s, he realizes that he is not aging like other people. For seven hundred years, he wanders the earth, falling love over and over again due to his caring nature. When a new art theft case takes him back to York, Marcus searches for a way to bring an end to his unnaturally long life, so he can finally be at peace.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  A Marcus/OFC series in which Marcus is an immortal that's been around since the 1300s. Through flashbacks, we get to follow him through history and through the different relationships (male and female) he's had. And in there here and now, we meet a Marcus who's pained by all the losses he's suffered over the years, and he's ready for his life to finally come to an end.  This story is so detailed and beautifully written! Penny writes a Marcus that is so believable as an immortal being, jaded and tired, but unable to help himself fall in love over and over again, despite knowing all too well the pain that will inevitably be there when he eventually loses them.  Highly recommend this story!
Movies with Marcus Series by @katareyoudrilling​ [FIC: Marcus P x F reader, 5.8k, E, complete]
Author’s Summary:  You are assigned a case with Marcus Pike and discover a mutual attraction and love of classic movies.
Recced by @yespolkadotkitty:   the gorgeous kat has a movies with marcus series that's LOVELY
Paradisum by @juletheghoul​ [FIC: AU: priest Marcus P x F reader, 10k+, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  There’s always been something about being in church that made you want to act out.
Recced by @wheresarizona:  This story is what introduced me to Jules. It’s Priest!Marcus Pike and it starts out just straight up smut but then evolves and it’s so satisfying. I love these two and how their relationship grows. I’ve also read this series an embarrassing amount of times, Father Marcus can get it.
A Warm Welcome Home [ao3] by @thirstworldproblemss​ [FIC: Marcus P x F wife!reader, 11k, E, twoshot]
Author’s Summary:  Marcus’s wife (& toddler) welcome him back home after a long case
Recced by @yespolkadotkitty:  I adore it.
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MOON KNIGHT
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MK ~ Steven Grant, Marc Spector, Jake Lockley
but are you truly free? by @cozyhuii​   [ART: Jake, Marc, Steven]
Recced by anonymous:  legitimately might be in love with their jake!
forget me not & lovely cabdriver by @cozyhuii​ [ART: Jake Lockley]
Recced by anonymous:  legitimately might be in love with their jake!
Missing Scene Comic by @luckyraeve​ [ART: Marc Spector, Khonshu (Steven Grant)]
Recced by anonymous:  hilarious and really freakin’ well drawn!!
Staring Into You by @mjpens​ [ART: Marc Spector, Khonshu]
Recced by @astroboots:  I feel an unstoppable urge to scream about maia for your recommendation celebration and their wonderful work in everything from fanfics to art. They are one of the loveliest people on here and not only do they create some absolutely mindblowing stuff that is pure sheer talent, but they are also so supportive of everyone else here and they deserve all of the love to be showered their way.
Steven - Marc - Jake  by @kenobiwanx​ [ART: Trilogy of the boys]
Recced by anonymous  sick art!  their new moon knight trilogy is on point
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Forever Endeavor [on ao3] by @crispychrissy​ [FIC: Steven/Marc x F reader, 31k, M, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Marc Spector and Steven Grant have finally learned to coexist with each other now that Ammit has been taken care of, even though they annoy the absolute shit out of one another with their differing interests and lives. When Khonshu returns 6 months later to announce another threat looming on the horizon, they quickly realize this is something way bigger than Moon Knight or Mr. Knight can handle on their own. Khonshu thinks he may know someone who can help them, but of course, like the dick he is, neglects to mention the Avatar he has in mind absolutely despises him and what he did to her God. Will the witchy court clerk agree to help them out of her own desire to do good or will the price for her assistance be one that is too steep to pay?
Recced by anonymous:  I need to send a shout-out for crispychrissy, she’s got a Moon Knight series in progress called Forever Endeavor that’s SO detailed and amazing. All of the ancient Egyptian facts are accurate and the language in the story is actually real, she can speak ancient Egyptian!!! I am so blown away by the story so far, she’s so talented I want to keep her forever 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
Red Flags [ao3] by @astroboots​ & @thirstworldproblemss​ [FIC: Steven x F reader, 18.4k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Sweet as he is, dating Steven means you have to be willing to ignore a few red flags along the way.
Recced by anonymous:  there's this little fic i've been completely obsessed with recently, maybe you know it? i think it needs to go on your list 😘
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  Beyond words incredible! The smut had me blushing and when I finished reading I just stared at the screen for a good minute because holy crap!!! Highly recommend that everyone reads these stories!
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NARCOS
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Narcos ~ Javier Peña
Incorrect Narcos Quotes by @ithinkwehitametaphor​ [GIFS: Javi P, Steve, occasional Javi x Steve] You Are What You Eat - In Denial [JxS] - Done for Today - Not a Miracle - Kiss My Ass - Confident Driver
Recced by @i-love-movies:   Incorrect Narcos Quotes always make me laugh and brighten my day. There are way too many great ones but these are some of my favs.
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The Crush [ao3] by @the-ginger-hedge-witch​ [FIC: Javi P x ofc!reader, ~90k, E, ongoing epic series]
Author’s Summary:  After eight years in Colombia, Javier Peña is finally back home and hoping to keep his head down. Although you were fourteen and harboring a schoolgirl infatuation when he went away, you and your crush are now all grown up and it’s proving hard for Javier to ignore.
Recced by @astroboots:  It is without even an ounce of exaggeration that I tell you this might be one of my absolute favourite reads of the year, fanfiction or original, the writing is superb and breathtaking and cinematic, and I regularly reread it muttering swears about the brilliance of it and how fucking dare she all of the time.
Recced by @nicolethered:  great Javi Peña story
Don’t Look and It Won’t Hurt [ao3] by @mourningbirds1​ [FIC: Javi P x ofc, 25k, T, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Javi is a regular at an all-night diner in Texas where he makes a connection with a lonely waitress.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  Possibly my all-time favorite story that I've read. I remember binge-reading it in the bath and bawling my eyes out with how perfectly it captured everything from the characters to the setting to the emotions.  I'm sure someone has already recced it but I have to mention it again, because no list of mine would be complete without it. C is such an INCREDIBLE writer!!! Her way with words captures my attention and manages to hold it in the gentlest firm grip. And coming from someone who is so easily distracted it's not even funny, that really is saying something.  I love the way C writes Javier Peña with so much heart and depth that the show version almost seems one-dimensional by comparison. However, it's the OFC of the story that I completely fell in love with while reading this. She is so relatable and vulnerable and strong and REAL. I completely understand why Javier falls for her.
Heat [ao3] by @furious-rogue-stuff​ [FIC: Javi P x F reader, 602k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary: You don't expect to be pulled into a heated gravitation with Agent Javier Peña, and the more you both try to navigate your lives around each other, the clearer it becomes that your feelings go beyond the torrid desires you both are able to ignite in each other. Will the heat of your passions win out against the tribulations that threaten to pull you apart?
Recced by @nicolethered 
Insecurities by @ezrasbirdie​ [FIC: Javi P x plus-size ofc, 39k, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Charlie Ellis is the lead intelligence analyst under Javier Peña’s direction, but he doesn’t even know she exists. All she knows about Javier is what everyone else says—and rumors don’t tell the entire story. A chance meeting in the embassy courtyard brings them together, and Charlie finds herself thrust into a world she never imagined being a part of when she’s called in to help with an undercover operation.
Recced by @starlightmornings:  Insecurities is fantastic. Beautiful character development, engaging dialogue, vivid descriptions — her plus-sized OFC Charlie Ellis feels every bit as real as the gruff DEA agent who’s falling for her. 🥰💕
Learning to Live [ao3] by @wheresarizona​ [FIC: Javi P x F reader, 64k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  While grocery shopping, you happen across a handsome man confused by some produce. Coming to his aid leads to an invitation for drinks, and next thing you know, you're falling head over heels for Javier Peña—a good man who has trouble believing he is.  Sparks fly when you meet and ignite an insatiable need that you both try to fight for the sake of taking things slow; Javi determined to do things right by you. The problem is, the two of you only have so much self-control.  Post-Colombia and Narcos S3.
Recced by @iamskyereads:  It’s a comforting masterpiece! The amazingly tender and sophisticated relationship of Javi and Cielito grows so beautifully is the very core and heart of this story. It's got the softest Javier I have ever read, with plenty of domestic goodness, delicious smut (like tons of it!! 😵‍💫) and all around fun and adventure (hilarity included) that comes with two people finding each other in the midst of change and chaos and uncertainty of starting out.  Arizona puts her whole heart into this story and as a reader it's very joyous. Everyone GO READ!
Recced by @nicolethered:  great Javi Peña story
Recced by @juletheghoul:  a soft Javi series that is so sweet and hawt as hell. ♥️
Lie to Me [ao3] by @iamskyereads​ [FIC: Javi P x F reader, 57k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  A recent transfer to the DEA from the FBI makes you a target of hazing from your co-workers. Choosing to forget your bad first day at a bar puts you on a path towards meeting a new acquaintance. An expert on deception and psychological profiling, you are adept at navigating the lies that people tell to get by and how to catch them. What happens when an increasingly stressful work environment begins to test the limits of your personal life and the one man at the center of it all, Javier Peña? Afterall, everybody lies about something. But how many are you keeping from yourself? An AU of Season 3 of Narcos.
Recced by @wheresarizona:  A Narcos Season 3 AU with reader being a DEA agent, and it’s just so GOOD. It honestly feels like you’re watching the show as you read, and just all of the little details like Javier’s facial expressions or things he does when he’s nervous and stuff is just amazing. She’s crafted such an incredible story that I literally cannot wait for the next chapter. Javi’s also a little soft, and that is my absolute fav. Anyways, this is one of my favorite fics I have read this year, and I highly recommend!
New House Guest by @castleamc​ [FIC: Javi P x F reader, 4.1k, E, oneshot] - ART: Javi Loves His Gatita by @miranhas-art [Javi + cat]
Author’s Summary:  After getting caught in the rain to rescue a cat and getting sick, Javier has to take care of you.
Recced by anonymous:  hot and sweet fic // on point pencil drawings with so much character!
Reckless [ao3] by @keeper0fthestars​  [FIC: Javi P x F reader, 3.3k,E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  two idiots who can’t keep their hands off each other.
Recced by @yespolkadotkitty
show me give me [ao3] by @keeper0fthestars​ [FIC: Javi P x F reader, 2.6k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  He knows something’s different the moment you walk by his desk, stopping to hand him the report he needs for his meeting. He can’t tear his eyes away from the languid cant of your hips, the lilt of your voice and glossy red lips when you say his name —sinful like you have nothing else to do this morning but tempt him— like there’s a secret tucked down the front of your dress.  You feel the weight of his gaze burn into your backside, tingling all the way down your legs as you walk up the stairs, away from him.  The upper hand is a wonderful thing.
Recced by @astroboots:   A Javier fic that is just hng ölaskdjöalksjd and gaaaah and ooof and awoga. But also as always the heat is all the more powerful for the love and emotions that is infused in every single sentence.
You Make It Feel Like Christmas [ao3] by @fromthedeskoftheraven​ [FIC: Javi P x F reader, 2.7k, M, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  A soft, sweet, spicy Christmas visit to Javier's family home in Texas.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  A beautiful Javier Peña/f!reader story that captures the feel of a family gathering so well and gives Javier the happiness he so desperately needs and deserves. I've reread this story several times over and it's such a comfort fic for me.
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PROSPECT
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Prospect ~ Ezra
Bookshop Owner Ezra by @miranhas-art​ [ART: Ezra x F reader]
Recced by anonymous:  on point pencil drawings with so much character!
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Blind Trust [ao3] by @brandyllyn​ [FIC: Ezra x f!reader, E, 4k,  complete]
Author’s Summary:  Could he help her find her pleasure - one armed and unable to speak? Ezra was willing to bet his reputation he could.
Recced by anonymous:  Her Ezra is either so hot it makes me pass out or so sweet my heart bursts. No in between.
Controlled Burns and Pitch Pines by @paisley-print​ [FIC: Ezra, 0.9k, T, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  A rambling by our favorite blonde streaked spaceman. He talks about his childhood and family - recounting his time spent with his Father in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. Ezra x (literally anybody)….its mostly just him talking but there is another person there.
Recced by @i-love-movies:  very beautiful read
Hold fast to dreams [ao3] by @brandyllyn​ [FIC: Ezra x F reader, T, 4.3k,  oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Returned from the Green, Ezra has unfinished business.
Recced by anonymous:  Her Ezra is either so hot it makes me pass out or so sweet my heart bursts. No in between.
Make dreams truths [ao3] by @brandyllyn​ [FIC: Ezra x F reader, E, 4.3k,  oneshots]
Author’s Summary:  Ezra had been a killer. Was known to be a rogue. Occasionally even a degenerate...
Recced by anonymous:  Her Ezra is either so hot it makes me pass out or so sweet my heart bursts. No in between.
The Mirror by @littleferal​ [FIC: Ezra x F reader, 2.5k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  To say this isn’t what you imagined when you first found the mirror would only be half a lie. Oh you’d known Ezra would want to take you apart slowly, but you hadn’t thought it’d be like this.
Recced by anonymous
Solisequious [ao3] by @beskarberry​ aka @lellowberry [FIC: cyborg!Ezra x F reader, Treasure Island AU, 44k, completed fic, ongoing series]
Author’s Summary:  Delinquency seems to run in the Hawkins family, but so does a nose for treasure. When long lost family returns bearing ill-tidings and ill-begotten artifacts, will you follow in the footsteps of your grandfather's noble legacy, or will a charming cyborg lead you down a more unsavory path?
Recced by anonymous:   Get a load of these fics
When they disentwine [ao3] by @brandyllyn​ [FIC: Ezra x F reader, E, 4.4k,  oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Ezra returns to his tent to find you going though his things.
Recced by anonymous:  Her Ezra is either so hot it makes me pass out or so sweet my heart bursts. No in between.
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TRIPLE FRONTIER
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Watch Your Step by @charnelhouse​  [FIC: TF boys x ofc!reader reverse harem, mob!au, E, a freakin’ epic, ongoing]
Author’s Summary:  A grief-ridden girl is kidnapped by the inner circle of the most dangerous mob in the city - The Cardinals. She soon learns that nothing is as it seems.
Recced by @astroboots:   [A] fucking masterpiece, which if you have not heard or read it by now you must have been in a coma the past year
Triple Frontier ~ Frankie Morales 
Frankie by @poenariuniverse​  [ART: cute Frankie] 
Recced by anonymous:  Her style is so sweet and endearing that I can’t get enough!!! 😍😍😍
Recced by @i-love-movies: all of @poenariuniverse 's art. But especially this Frankie cause it was made for me. 😊
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The Antichrist Wears Spiderman Bandaids by @pettyprocrastination​ [FIC IDEA: Frankie x mom ofc/F reader, headcanon/story idea] - ART: Frankie, Mom, & toddler antichrist by @miranhas-art​
Author’s Summary:  A retelling of the “child antichrist” theme but hes just a sweet little kid.
Recced by anonymous:  baby antichrist done right // on point pencil drawings with so much character!
Basic Training by @just-here-for-the-moment​ [FIC: young!Frankie x older F reader, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  It’s 1997 and Frankie Morales has just graduated with his Bachelors degree in aviation. He’s been accepted for US Army helicopter pilot training, and he’s got three weeks to kill before he ships out for basic training. One Saturday night Frankie runs into his former high school math teacher at the grocery store - and his old schoolboy crush on her reignites with a fury. She’s happy to see a former student doing well. While she never would have thought of Frankie “that way” four years ago, now she can’t deny that he’s very attractive - and available. Will they be able to navigate their mutual attraction? Will they fight their feelings or give in? And what can she possibly teach him in three weeks anyway?
Recced by @radiowallet:  It’s a young Frankie starting up a summer romance with his former math teacher and it is very much a comfort fic for me now. It’s sweet and soft and so so hot! I cannot get enough.
Between the Raindrops by @jazzelsaur​ [FIC: Frankie x ofc!reader, 136k, E, complete]
Author’s Summary:  Two lives fall apart, then together.  A journey told in parts and pieces.  Frankie’s life is coming apart at the seams, when Ellie, a widow facing her own share of struggles, moves in next door. Together they find friendship, healing, and something more.
Recced by @astroboots:   The utterly emotionally devastating yet cathartic and profoundly life changing BtR had me truly feel and process grief in a way that few pieces of media has managed.
Recced by @songsformonkeys: I've had BtR saved in my drafts for the longest time, waiting for the right day to read it because I know it will completely wreck me and that I'll never be the same after I've read it.
Double or Nothing by @supernaturalgirl20​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader, 0.8k T, one of an ongoing(?) series of oneshots]
Author’s Summary:  You’ve just moved in with Frankie and Rosa, and one evening you and Rosa decide to surprise him.
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite recent Triple Frontier fanfics! 🤩
Home by @charnelhouse​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader, 1.1k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  What would it be like to be married to Frankie?
Recced by @astroboots:   [A] work that I read ages ago (one of the first pieces that made me stop and my jaw drop at this woman's immeasurable talent) that still haunt me with its brilliance to this day. I will never be over the paragraph with the confetti. It is one of my favourite lines ever written and I often go back to this one, just to reread that line and marvel at the sheer fucking brilliance of it and whisper to myself "Hemingway could fucking never".  It also has one of the hottest kitchen sex scenes that I've ever read that I think about on the daily.
Homecoming verse [ao3] by @astroboots​ [FIC: Frankie x F wife!reader x Santiago, 23k, E, open-ended series]
Author’s Summary:  Santi comes home to Frankie and his wife, this time to stay. (a.k.a. The polyamorous adventures of Santiago Garcia with Frankie Morales and their wife)
Recced by @songsformonkeys:   Frankie used to be one of my least fave Pedro boys. That was before Cici brought him to life and showed me just what the appeal of him was. She then proceeded to do the same with Santiago Garcia - whom I cared nothing about before. And when she combined the two in her Homecoming verse my bisexual little poly heart pretty much exploded. It is one of my absolute favorite series and I think everyone should read it!
The Huntsman by @juletheghoul​ [FIC: huntsman Frankie x witch f!reader, fairytale AU, 5k, M, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  He was faster than you thought, faster than he should have been, and he caught you unawares.
Recced by @wheresarizona:  Epic fairytale vibes but reader is a badass witch. I’m already hooked.
Jackpot by @katareyoudrilling​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader, 1.2k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  You hit the online dating lottery when you meet divorced Frankie Morales.
Recced by @radiowallet:  One of my favorite new Frankie one-shots and well, I didn’t know I had a vasectomy kink but, well, I guess actually I do. Jackpot is hot and amazing and sent me to my bunk for quite some time! I had to share it with you and the world!!!
Like a River Series [ao3] by @radiowallet​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader x Marcus Moreno, crossover, 22k, E, open-ended]
Author’s Summary:  Marcus Moreno needs help getting to an island, and he needs it done quietly. He hires an outside company, two former delta force pilots, to help get him there. Little does he know some bad intel and sudden rainstorm will change the trajectory of his life in a way he never saw coming.
Recced by @astroboots:  I am going to be self indulgent and choose LaR. Not only because it's scorching hot, with Marcus, Frankie polyamorous relationship, and emotionally gorgeous and lush. But also because this is the story that brought the two of us closer and I will always be so grateful and astounded that a piece of gorgeously written emotional smut can have such magical power!!!
midnight cravings & other starry-eyed confessions [ao3] by @keeper0fthestars [FIC: Frankie x F reader, 3k, M, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Frankie trusts you enough to let his guard down, to be vulnerable with you. Love languages and the messy emotions that go along with that, fluff, cheesy self-indulgence. A series of soft vignettes featuring one Francisco Morales.
Recced by @astroboots:   A Frankie fic that in retrospect turned me into the Frankie freak girl I am today. Keeper must be sick to death of me pimping this one out and constantly screaming about this one, but there is not an ounce of exaggeration when I say that to this day, this is one of my favourite Frankie fics that I consider formative to my experience in this fandom. It shaped so much of my love for Frankie and my own depiction and version of Frankie and the way I write him, and I have often said that my Frankie works are essential fanfics of Keeper's Frankie.
My Brother’s Keeper by @dieterbravospr​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader (Santi’s sister), 24k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  After a bad breakup, you’re forced to bunk up with your older brother, Santi, and his friend, Frankie. Tension between you and Frankie grows heavier by the day, but Pope would never approve of Fish laying a hand on his baby sister. So he better not find out…
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite recent Triple Frontier fanfics! 🤩
Near the Water’s Edge by @paisley-print​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader, long, E, complete]
Author’s Summary:  After  fleeing your abusive husband, you find yourself in the small coastal town of July, North Carolina. Soon you meet Frankie Morales, Air Force Veteran and single dad. As the two of you grow closer, you begin to let go of your past and learn to love again. That is until a strange man shows up in town, and you ’re forced to choose between your safety or the safety of the people that you love. Inspired by the novel “Safe Haven” written by Nicolas Sparks.
Recced by @i-love-movies:  very beautiful read
Oblivius Series [ao3] by @juletheghoul​ [FIC: Frankie x childhood friend F reader, 44k, E, completed fic, ongoing series]
Author’s Summary:  Bestfriends since you were kids but to him it was always more. In your early 20’s you make a pact that if you’re both single at 30, you’ll marry each other.
Recced by @wheresarizona:  This fic lives rent free in my brain. I think about Francis and Spills on a regular basis. It’s just so good. Best friends since high school who are too scared to give into their feelings and then Frankie gets engaged to someone else and it’s top tier. Highly recommend.
Only Angel by @j-buchanan​ [FIC: Frankie x soldier ofc (3rd person reader) x Santi, 10k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Her call sign was “Angel”. Given to her because she saved them over and over again, time after time. She was their guardian Angel. And they were her twisted, broken boys. Bound together by blood and love, will they survive one last mission? Or will the Angel finally fall from grace.
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite recent Triple Frontier fanfics! 🤩
The Party by @juletheghoul​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader, 2k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  No thoughts, only thots about meeting Frankie at a party you were reluctant to go to in the first place. There’s infidelity here - so if that’s not your jam no worries! Enjoy!
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite recent Triple Frontier fanfics! 🤩
The Rusty Nail [ao3] by @need-a-fugue​ [FIC: Triple Frontier: Frankie x F reader, 10k, T, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Frankie plans the perfect proposal, but, well, things don't quite go according to plan...
Recced by @i-love-movies:  The Rusty Nail made me cry laughing. It's so hilarious. I re-read it regularly.
Sex Worker Frankie ‘verse [ao3] by @prolix-yuy​ [FIC: sex worker Frankie x F reader, 34k, E, finished fic, open-ended series]
Author’s Summary:  Francisco "Catfish" Morales, a former sex worker at Pope's escort service, takes on a final client and is met with something unexpected.  
Recced by @astroboots:  Me back here again to recommend an absolute gem of a story.  Is this story hot as fucking lava and fire? ABSOLUTELY  But what is perhaps even more spellbinding is the very real and genuine love between reader and Frankie and the deep emotional connection that is there and we get to read about how it grows and thrives as the two decides to make a real go of the relationship.  This is such a beautiful work and it's a joy for me to recommend it to you all.
Recced by @songsformonkeys:  An absolutely incredible sexworker!Frankie series with a female reader that will have my heart forever! She writes Frankie like an absolute dream and I'm not sure that any real man will live up to the expectations that her Frankie has set for me. And the smut in this story... holy crap *fans self* 
Recced by @nicolethered
Slumber by @write-and-buried​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader, 3.5, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  He’s so comfortable, so warm and soft to sleep on, it would be easy just to nap on him.
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite recent Triple Frontier fanfics! 🤩
Stars Hit the Ceiling by @jazzelsaur [FIC: Frankie x F reader x Agent Whiskey – Listed under Whiskey above]
Still of the Night [ao3] by @foli-vora​ [FIC: Frankie x F reader, Signs!AU, 24k, M, complete]
Author’s Summary:  It started off in the most bizarre of ways. Crop circles. You mean the bother of cleaning up someone’s stupid prank? But then the lights come—hundreds, thousands—floating menacingly above the cities. The panic starts to settle in. You don’t let the dog outside at night anymore. Abnormal clicking filters through the aged radio perched in Frankie’s shed, and you see his frown deepen every day, dark eyes locked onto the skies more often than usual. His gun stays out of the safe. And then they call it—some poor woman on the news sits in front of the camera, eyes watery and hands shaking. She says they’re coming. She says it’s the end, that we should brace for their arrival and pray. You’ve never seen Frankie move so fast.
Recced by @astroboots:  Dear God, I still remember the first time I read part one and proceeded to stare into space, because... HOW IS ANYONE THAT GOOD?! In the span of a few thousand words, she had sucked me in and made me care so much about these characters to the point where I could not breathe because I was so scared and worried for everyone's safety... and then the horror elements kicks in and DEAR LORD I WAS NOT READY!!!It is brilliant and I just--- wow just go read it everyone.
Recced by @juletheghoul:  gorgeous Signs au with Frankie that had me in literal tears
You Leave a Mark [ao3] by @alwaysbethewest​ [FIC: Frankie x Benny, 0.4k, M, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  The quiet of conversation and soft rock from the sound system are abruptly cut through by a raucous cat call, and Frankie feels his eyes widen, caught, as he looks over and finds the other guys staring at him in amusement.   “Jeeeeee-sus,” Pope crows. “You get a new girlfriend you forgot to tell us about, Francisco?”.
Recced by anonymous
Weeknights [ao3] by @frannyzooey​ Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday - Thursday - Friday - Drabbles  [FIC: dad!Frankie x babysitter f!reader, 26k+, E, complete]
Author’s Summary:  In search of a weekly babysitter for his daughter, Frankie Morales asks the daycare if they would recommend someone. Directing him to a college nanny website, he searches through the bios one night, coming across yours: the credentials and qualifications just what he is looking for, he decides to hire you. The photo on the website grainy and outdated, he isn’t quite prepared when you show up at his door the first night - beginning a professional relationship that slowly slides into a personal one.
Recced by @nicolethered:  a great Frankie series
Triple Frontier ~ Santiago Garcia
Bunny Girl by @laters-gators​ [FIC: Santi x soldier F reader, 9.5k, E, long oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  When convinced to retrieve the money left by Frankie and his team left at the bottom of a canyon in Peru, you have to deal with the most annoying person you’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite recent Triple Frontier fanfics! 🤩
Burn by @arsonhotchner​ [FIC: Santiago x GN reader, 3.5k, M, twoshot]
Author’s Summary:  reader compromises themself for pope. for nothing.
Recced by anonymous:   A Pope x Reader fic and has some canon typical violence. I really enjoy the conflict in this one.
Don’t You Dare by @foxilayde​ [FIC: Santi x F reader, 3k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  Have your cake and eat it too?? Not on Santiago Garcia's watch.
Recced by @astroboots:  The most recent one I read, that I read. and read. and re-read. Then fucking read again while I was on hiatus like Goldie Hawn in Death becomes her rewinding the VHS tape again and again and again and again until the authorities come to take me away. I don't like even have words, because my brain melted into my panties and I couldn't scoop it back up and now I can barely words. It is a brilliant fucking piece. And I am dead. That is all.
Homecoming verse by @astroboots [FIC: Frankie x F reader x Santiago – Listed under Frankie above]
Only Angel by @j-buchanan [FIC: Frankie x ofc (reader) x Santiago – Listed under Frankie above]
Ride or Die by @writefightandflightclub​ [FIC: Triple Frontier: Santiago x teammate F reader, 9.3k, E, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:  You are a member of Santi’s squad alongside: William “Ironhead” Miller; Francisco “Catfish” Morales; and, Tom “Redfly” Davis. You and Santi are old friends, but you recently blurred the lines between friends and lovers. Angsty + smutty + you might not like me after this. I APOLOGISE.
Recced by @astroboots:nbsp; The fanfic that I attribute my undying obsession with Santiago Pope Garcia to, because she wrote his character with such pathos, and humanity, flaws and warts and all and made him into real flesh and blood to me and all the complications that comes with. She lifted what was at best a flimsy cardboard character in the original script into a complicated man that I cannot help but fall in love with despite myself and I will forever thank her for her brilliance and for deciding to share it with us.
Triple Frontier ~ Miller Brothers
Sunshine State by @brewsterispunkk​ [FIC: Benny x F reader, 22k, M, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Reader has recently moved to Florida; the sunshine state. After packing up her whole life and moving across the country away from everyone she’s ever known and loved, she’s lonely. Unbearably so. Until her coworker Will Miller enters her life and changes it for the better. Now, after his friends become hers and his brother becomes her best friend, she’s faced with the inevitable: catching feelings for her best friend and the human embodiment of sunshine, Benny Miller.
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite recent Triple Frontier fanfics! 🤩
Time Changes by @tripleissue​ [FIC: Will x F reader, 2.7k, T, oneshot, sequel in progress]
Author’s Summary:  William Miller had pretty much lost faith that he was meant for love after his fiance left him, so even the slightest interest he had in Ben’s new friend was pushed down the moment he realized it, but time may be able to change things.
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite recent Triple Frontier fanfics! 🤩
You Leave a Mark by @alwaysbethewest [FIC: Frankie x Benny – Listed under Frankie above]
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THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT
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TUWoMT - Javi Guitierrez
B-roll Javi Studies by @mjpens​ (aka @honestly-shite) [ART: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent: Javi G]
Recced by @astroboots:  One of the loveliest people on here and not only do they create some absolutely mindblowing stuff that is pure sheer talent, but they are also so supportive of everyone else here and they deserve all of the love to be showered their way.
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The Grand Tour Series by @softpedropascal​ [FIC: Javi G x F reader, 19.3k, E, complete fic in an ongoing series]
Author’s Summary:  You are on vacation with your best friend in Spain when you end up at a party thrown by the great Javi Gutierrez. Your friend sets her sights on him, but his sights are on you.
Recced by @nicolethered:  such a good job writing for our husband Javi G
Going the Distance by @softpedropascal [FIC: Javi G x  F reader x Dieter Bravo crossover – Listed under Dieter above ]
Sweets Series by @oonajaeadira​ [FIC: Javi G x f!reader, mostly T, ongoing series of oneshots]
Author’s Summary:  You’re the personal assistant and close friend of the head of the Gutierrez family business. He calls you his Girl Sunday and values your opinion on everything from business to fashion. You share an insatiable fondness for sweets.
Recced by @i-love-movies:   It's tooth rottingly fluffy. I'm in LOVE with her Javi.
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PEDRO PASCAL & MISC CHARACTERS
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Pedro Pascal ~ the actor himself
The Otter King by @poenariuniverse​ [ART: Pedro Pascal]
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite artists
South Park Pedros by @i-love-movies​ [ART: misc Pedros & Pedro characters in the South Park style]
Recced by anonymous: South Park Pedro is super cute
Pedro & Oscar Friendship by @trashcora​ [GIFSET: Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac]
Recced by anonymous:  any of them - she has so many good ones!
Celebration of World Theater Day with Pedro Pascal part 1, part 2, part 3 by @thesweetestdeclineline [INFOGRAPHIC: Pedro Pascal Live Theater Roles & Info]
Recced by anonymous:  rocks! editing on point and legitimately informative
Happy Birthday Pedro Pascal 2022 by @littlemisspascal​ [VIDEO: Pedro & misc Pedro characters]
Creator’s Summary:   Pedro Pascal Appreciation Week 5 Birthday Post. Hope he has a wonderful birthday 💗
Recced by anonymous:  [One] of my favorite artists
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OTHER PEDRO CHARACTERS
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Boodsucking Bastards ~ Max Phillips
Domum [ao3] by @juletheghoul​ [FIC: Bloodsucking Bastards: Max Phillips x witch f!reader, 17k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  What happens when a bored vampire, meets a clever witch?
Recced by @wheresarizona:   Max Phillips and a witch!reader. This story is just so wonderful and really pulls you in, and my goodness, the smutty one shots are 🔥🔥🔥 Like 1000/10 do recommend.
The Retreat* by @starlightmornings​ [FIC: Max P x F eader, 20k, E, complete fic, ongoing series]
Author’s Summary:  Working as Max Phillips’ executive assistant sounded like a great job until you found out how much he sucks. Literally.
Recced by @nicolethered
Calls ~ Pedro Across the Street
Good. Things. Take. Time. by @oonajaeadira​  [FIC: massage therapist P.A.T.S. x f reader, epic, E, ongoing series]
Author’s Summary:  Pedro ATS is a massage therapist with special services. Or so he claims. He gives you a three-hour session you’re both going to enjoy.
Recced by anonymous
Recced by @juletheghoul:  her series GTTT had a chokehold on me, Pedro (across the street) as a masseuse? Sign me the fuck up.
Recced by @nicolethered:  an amazing series
Casillero del Diablo ~ the Thief
Thirsty? by @lellowberry [ART: the thief, explicit]
Recced by anonymous:   Feast your eyes on this art
Game of Thrones ~ Oberyn Martell
Aphelion by @the-blind-assassin-12​ & @something-tofightfor​ [FIC: Oberyn x f reader, AU, 93k, E, in progress]
Author’s Summary:  Oberyn Martell has one goal and one goal only: making the Lannisters and their inner circle pay for the murders of his sister Elia and her two children. But what happens when instead of taking the opportunity to do so immediately … he waits a few thousand years - until the time is right?  The Lannisters aren’t in King’s Landing anymore - but neither is Oberyn, and he’s got something else in his favor: a gift from Ellaria Sand, a woman that was much more than she appeared to be at first glance.  Securing his future becomes even more important after Oberyn meets you and discovers that there’s much more to life than a thirst for vengeance … and that even though times have changed, there are people out there that approach life the same way that he’s always tried to.
Recced by anonymous:  I don’t want to spoil the surprise of what the AU is even though you find out pretty early on in the first chapter, but it’s very well written, has a ton of detail and you can tell that both writers really love the character of Oberyn. [...] I really like the other works by both writers too but this story is an especially great read. 💛💛💛
The Last of Us ~ Joel Miller
Promises at Sundown by @stealyourblorbos​ (prev @thepoisonofgod) [ART: Joel Miller]
Recced by anonymous:  May I please ask you to include this in your celebrations? [...] I must share because it is my favorite art.
We Can Be Heroes ~ Marcus Moreno
Early April Morning by @mjpens​ [ART: Marcus M x F reader for @radiowallet’s Poorly Wired Circuit]
Recced by @astroboots:  One of the loveliest people on here and not only do they create some absolutely mindblowing stuff that is pure sheer talent, but they are also so supportive of everyone else here and they deserve all of the love to be showered their way.
Like a River Series by @radiowallet​ [FIC: Frankie Morales x f reader x Marcus M – Listed under Frankie above] 
Wonder Woman 1984 ~ Maxwell Lord
When the cards all fold by @yespolkadotkitty​ [FIC: Maxwell x f!reader, 1.7k, T, oneshot]
Author’s Summary:   This is a gift for my wife songsformonkeys with her beloved Max Lo…renzano <3
Recced by @songsformonkeys: A story that she wrote for me, which I absolutely adore and keep coming back to for a reread when I need a comfort fic.
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MISC ~ NON-FANDOM
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Forget Me Not by Karissa Kinword aka @krissology​ [Original Adult Romance/SciFi Novel]
Author’s Summary:  After years of forming an intimate bond with a mysterious man every time she closes her eyes to dream, a young woman, Eliza, forces herself to find a fulfilling life outside the confines of her own mind. [...]Then the two come face to face as both of their connection pods land on a transport vessel heading in the same direction  Forced into the same proximity for the duration of travel, they struggle to understand what it means for them to finally meet when the universe seems to be pulling them both in different directions. [...] Eliza is torn between the life she’s always known on the Otera with her partner, and the infinite possibility of a future with the man she knows is her soulmate.
Recced by @astroboots:  This mastermind has just released their debut novel and it is absolutely fucking delectable! A big old smooch of a recommendation for [this] brilliant masterpiece.
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CREATOR MASTERLIST
Thank you so much to everyone out there in this fandom (or any other) that’s writing fic, creating art, making gifs or producing any sort of fanworks and sharing them with the rest of us!  Every. Single. One. Of. You. is a Rockstar, whether you’re on this list or not!!!  Your contributions are seen and appreciated, and there quite literally would not be a fandom without you—without all of us here doing what we love together <3
@alwaysbethewest (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@arsonhotchner (writer) [mlist]
@astroboots (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@blueeyesatnight (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@boliv-jenta (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@brandyllyn (writer, author) [mlist] [ao3] [amazon]
@brewsterispunkk (writer) [mlist]
@castelamc (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@charnelhouse (writer) [mlist] [drabbles]
@clydesducktape (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@cozyhuii aka @howie-ner-cyare (artist) [art tag]
@crispychrissy (writer, gifmaker) [mlist] [ao3] [gif tag]
@dieterbravospr (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@djarinsbeskar (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@ezrasbirdie (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@flora-screeches aka @floraandfrost (writer) [mlist]
@foli-vora (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@foxilayde (writer) [mlist]
@frannyzooey (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@fromthedeskoftheraven (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@frying-panties (artist) [art tag] [commissions]
@fuckyeahdindjarin (writer) [mlist]
@furious-rogue-stuff (writer) [mlist] [ao3] [ff.net]
@iamskyereads (writer) [mlist] [ao3]
@ithinkwehitametaphor (writer, gifmaker) [mlist] [ao3] [gif tag]
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brinleyparke · 7 days
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Kingsman Fic Ideas/Prompts
Charlie gets kicked out or at least punished for the water prank.
Parachute test fix-it (Perhaps Merlin takes a minute to understand why Eggsy has said chip on his shoulder)
What if Eggsy and Charlie were the last two in the parachute test?
"Manners maketh man. You'd do well to remember that Mr. Hesketh." Or Harry is none too pleased when he finds out how Charlie has been treating Eggsy.
What if Charlie had passed the loyalty test?
Harry lets Eggsy teach Dean a lesson after Eggsy fails the final test and comes home and finds out that Dean hit his mom.
Post-TGC: Merlin lives, but Eggsy still feels guilty.
H/C after train track test
Maybe Eggsy is upset that he was drugged.
Maybe Eggsy has been drugged before, so he has a panic attack or a nightmare after the train test.
Maybe Eggsy is still freaked out a little because he thought he was gonna die.
Eggsy gets de-aged to 4 years old (mind and body). Harry takes care of him until they can turn him back. (GEN FIC) Based on this fanart:
Harry apologizes to Eggsy for what he said and the assumptions he made in the Black Prince.
Tilde tells her parents about Eggsy.
After the toast to Merlin, Eggsy leaves the room (maybe he goes to the bathroom or something) and breaks down. Harry or Tequila or Ginger Ale comforts him.
Tilde meeting Daisy and Eggsy's mother for the first time.
Post-TGC: Eggsy has nightmares about Merlin and almost losing Tilde, and Tilde comforts him.
During training, Eggsy has nightmares about Dean.
After Merlin's "most dangerous job interview" speech, Harry explains the bruises on Eggsy's cheek and neck.
After the water test, all of the recruits receive physicals. Eggsy doesn't have much medical history because Jamal treated most of his injuries. The doctor and/or Merlin are concerned about the scars and/or broken bones or bone fractures that didn't heal properly.
"When was the last time you ate?" Or Eggsy's first meal at Kingsman. He's not particularly gross or rude about eating; he just eats very fast. Roxy or Merlin is concerned. In other words, Eggsy has food insecurity issues.
"What's his story?" Or during or after TGC: Ginger Ale or Champ is curious about Eggsy, and ask Harry what Eggsy's story is. Or maybe they ask Eggsy himself
Reacher (TV) x-over: Tequila tries to recruit Reacher.
Reacher (TV) x-over: Dixon or Neagley is recruited to Statesman to be the new Ginger-Ale
Arrow x-over: Kingsman needs the Green Arrow's help.
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kingsmanne · 1 month
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not me going downstairs and realising that my parents are watching kingsman
it's tgc but it's kingsman :)
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wanderrghost · 2 years
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I’m looking to get back into reading fic! If you write reader-inserts of any of the following (or can recommend people who do), please reblog/like/comment on this post and I’ll check it out!
Agent Whiskey (Kingsman: TGC)
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)
Frankie Morales (Triple Frontier)
Marcus Pike (The Mentalist)
Thor
Eivor (assassins creed: valhalla) (preferably female Eivor but if you only write male Eivor that’s fine too)
Genshin Impact (Kaeya, Itto, or Zhongli)
Eddie munson (stranger things)
Monster boyfriends! I’m not picky on what kinds.
Note: SFW fics only please! You don’t have to only write sfw, but please only interact or send in recommendations for blogs that have sfw fics! AUs, angst with a happy ending, fluff, etc. are all welcome. Please no darkfics or angst with no happy endings.
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kalique · 1 year
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that video being uncannily vibe similar to channing tatums dance in tgc and being set to ra ra rasputin of all songs. #KINGSMAN LIVES
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primapares · 1 year
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It's important noting that Eleanor is really strict about enforcing rules and policies, even when she's not Arthur. 
It’s not because she isn’t fun or wants other people to be miserable, but this whole set of rules (like, for example, no romance) is there for a reason. A slight fuck up can endanger the whole organisation and many lives, and personal happiness doesn’t warrant taking risks in the name of love. They’re not a small insurance firm, they’re a secret spy organisation She also holds herself to those rules and those who work under her, and she has no qualms of making someone disappear from her own network if they break her rules. Eleanor has dedicated her life to Kingsman, and she expects nothing less from her co-workers and later on employees. They all knew what it entailed when they signed up, if they can’t deal with it, she’s happy to show them the door.
Eleanor also practises collective guilt. Let’s take Eggsy’s major fuck up at the beginning of TGC. It’s not only his fault but Harry’s for bringing him into the organisation and Merlin’s for training him and letting him off that easily because of a private obligation. And arguably the new Arthur, or whoever granted him the rank of agent. Your life and position as a knight should always come before that person you are in private. This would be the same for herself; if anyone who she brought in, trained or granted permissions would screw up, she would hold herself responsible. Tristan (and Arthur) will always be more important than Eleanor. She wants people to understand that. It’s a service, you’re expected to serve.
Because, after all, bending rules and letting this slide can endanger lives and not just be a whoopsie-mistake.
#hc
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whiskeynwriting · 2 years
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Watch Me
Agent Daddy Whiskey x Female Reader
Word Count: 3.7k
Warnings: 18+ (minors DNI) dirty talk, spanking, slight degradation (he calls you cockdumb and I’m WEAK), vaginal sex, rough sex, jealous and possessive Whiskey (god YES)
A/N: Okay, I’m about to shock y’all: this is one of VERY FEW Daddy Whiskey fics where we don’t have the daddy kink. We are taking a trip back to the beginning of Whiskey and Babycakes’ relationship, about three or four months in. Don’t worry, it still gets spicy (;
Co-written by @sweetangel0069 because dear lord Anna did you give me some BEAUTIFUL ideas. If you guys find yourselves liking a certain line or description in this fic, it’s damn near a coin toss as to whether I wrote it, or Anna did lmao. Anna, please NEVER stop sending me your incredible thots <3
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You know you’re still in that honeymoon phase, still in your own perfect little world the two of you had made together. There was never anything wrong, never any fights, only peace, love, and happiness. You knew it would come to an end eventually, you knew that if you were going to stay together that there would eventually be hardships, but you were ready to face those when they came. Because as far as you’re concerned, Jack Daniels is in your life to stay.
While your age gap was more than obvious, the two of you had plenty of things in common. One of them being your love for loud music and trashy dive-bars. Something about the atmosphere is just so fun; the two of you downing your favorite drinks while dancing to old country songs. To Jack, it was his slice of heaven.
Speaking of Jack…
“Hey!”
“Hey, darlin’.” He returns, his tone displaying his grin. “I’m here, parked right outside.”
“Okay, I’ll be out in just a minute.” You tell him, smiling like a damn fool.
“See you then, sweet pea.”
Once you hang up the phone, you move to get your purse. You were so excited for the date you got ready nearly an hour early, making sure to wear that short dress you know Jack likes. It’s made of denim, the light blue fabric soft and smooth. The dress cinches in at your waist and ends a dangerous few inches past your hip. The sleeves are short, reaching your mid-bicep, and there are three buttons that allow you to choose your neckline, which you leave entirely open, knowing that’s how Jack likes it best. You finished your outfit off with a pair of simple, light brown, open-toed heels, the shade matching your bag.
When you walk outside, you’re delighted to see Jack waiting for you in his vintage Bronco. He has his elbow on the side of the car, his jaw in hand as he waits. His other hand rests on the steering wheel, lightly tapping along to a song. He’s wearing his aviator shades, his black hat matching the tone of his leather jacket. Beneath it, he wears a plan white t-shirt.
“Hey, sugar.” He greets, climbing out of the car to wrap you in a hug.
“Hi, baby.” You happily return, welcoming his kiss when he pulls back just enough to deliver it.
The rest of Jack’s attire consist of dark blue jeans, his flask belt buckle, and brown cowboy boots. You grin, humming happily at how he looks.
“Yeah?” he coos, watching your eyes dip down his figure. “You like what I’m wearin’, sweet cheeks?”
“Mhm,” your eyes return to his, lips curling to mirror his.
“I find myself feelin’ the same,” he flirts. “You look gorgeous, sugar.”
Even though Jack had certain outfits he liked best on you, he thought you looked beautiful in anything. After all, it’s really you who made the outfit look good.
Jack keeps his hand on your bare knee throughout the short drive, his thumb rubbing across the skin your dress had exposed, riding up slightly when you sat down. The top to the Bronco is down, the nighttime breeze flowing through your hair. You feel so at peace, so incredibly happy by his side. Nothing made a night more memorable than spending it with him.
The specific bar he takes you to is one the two of you have visited before. The bar tenders were nice, the drinks knocked you on your ass, and they even had a Jukebox, too. There was also a pool table in the back, the very table Jack taught you how to play on.
“Hey, Jack,”
“Hey there, Charlie.” Jack returns, pulling out a stool for you before taking a seat on one himself.
The bar tender greets you, too, having known you by name for some weeks now. He assumes both your drink orders, and assumes right.
“What do you wanna do tonight, sugar?” Jack asks, turning to you while Charlie makes your drinks.
“Do you wanna play pool again? I’m getting pretty good.” You smirk, knowing he’ll accept your playful challenge.
“You sure you wanna try that?” he teases. “You’re quite new to the game, babycakes. Wouldn’t want to embarrass you on your first independent round.”
You roll your eyes with a grin, grabbing your drink in hand when Charlie sets it down. “C’mon cowboy, I’ll show you what I got.”
And to Jack’s surprise, you’re giving him quite a run for his money. He wonders if you’d been practicing on your own or if you were just a natural talent. Up until now, he’d been helping you out on every turn whenever you’d play. But today, you’re all on your own, and he’s really having to give it his all.
Damn, he grins to himself. My baby’s got a spark.
When Jack’s about to take his final shot, aiming for the eight ball, he hears a few men murmur up ahead of him. His eyes glance up beneath his brow, looking at you from across the velvety green. Further behind you he sees a group of guys standing around, a couple of them turning to scan your form.
“Thanks for giving me the game, baby.” You tease, watching as he misses his shot.
Jack gives you a faux smile, fooling you but glaring at the younger men as soon as you turn around.
“Look at you,” he grins. “Guess I really did teach you well, huh?”
You giggle, reveling in his words as well as your first win. When you walk over to him, he wraps an arm around you, holding his cue stick in the other. His heart leaps from his chest when you give him a celebratory kiss, the hand on your back pressing your body against his. He can feel eyes on you as you do it, the attention only making him smirk against your lips.
She’s mine.
You convince Jack to play another round with you, thinking he’s hell bent on beating you now. But that couldn’t be farther from the truth. Honestly, he’s not even paying attention to the game anymore. That group of guys is still there, about five of them lurking behind you. Seeing them check you out for so long makes him want to take you home and wrap you in his arms, keep you in bed and never let anyone else look at you ever again. It also makes him want to knock their teeth out.
“Oh, come on! It’s like you’re not even trying!” you tease, winning once again.
With graceful feet and swinging hips, you saunter over to him, lightly patting his chest.
“You’re somethin’, baby.” He says, grinning down at you before his eyes flicker back up to the younger boys behind you. “C’mon, why don’t we go get another drink?”
With his hand on your lower back, he leads you over to the bar, ordering another round for you both. As usual, Charlie whips them up quick, a new drink back in your hand in mere seconds.
As you begin to take a sip, someone to your left clears their throat, drawing your attention. You turn, setting down your drink as you look at the man standing beside you.
“Hi,” he says, smiling kindly.
“Hi,” you return, unfamiliar with the man.
“I saw you playin’ pool over there and I just gotta say, you’re quite a good shooter.”
You smirk, “Oh, thanks. It’s only because I have the best teacher.” You’re referencing Jack, of course, and it makes him smile, heart pounding proudly in his chest. But the guy next to you doesn’t seem to get the hint.
“I guess so.” he grins. “How ‘bout I buy you a drink and let you play a round with me?”
Your eyes widen at his offer, quickly furrowing your eyebrows with one raising high. And while your reaction seems appropriate, Jack’s is anything but. He’s doing everything he can to stay calm. He can’t fucking believe this guy just asked to take you out right in front of him. He knows for a fact he saw your kiss; what an arrogant little prick.
“Oh, I’m fine, thank you. I’m actually here with my boyfriend.” You smile proudly, turning slightly toward Jack.
Jack eyes the younger man and has been since he first stepped toward you, hell, he’s been eyeing him since he first looked at you. Jack’s gaze is mean yet smug, knowing he has what the other men want, what this man wants. He gives him a slight nod, raising two fingers to his forehead in a cocky little salute.
Your rejection, although in the kindest form, infuriates him. He scowls at Jack, and then turns to you, laughing arrogantly.
“Boyfriend? That’s gotta be a joke.”
Jack’s even-expression turns sour at this, his thread of patience officially cut. Your jaw drops, both brows raising in shock. Who the fuck does he think he is?
“He’s old enough to be your dad! There’s no fucking way you’re with him.”
At this point, he’s officially pissed you off. You knew the age gap between you and Jack raised some eyebrows, but neither of you cared about that. The people close to you supported you no matter what, and honestly, your age gap just made the two of you even hotter for each other.
“I’m well aware of his age,” you retort, giving him an unamused frown after you scoff. “And I actually really like it. I’m more than done with this conversation, so you can go fuck off.”
Jack is absolutely fuming, and even though your back is turned toward him for the moment, you can practically feel the anger radiating off him. You feel so bad, he must be so upset. What if he’s embarrassed? Immediately, you turn to him, blabbering out every word you can as you try to piece together some sort of an apology. And while your efforts don’t go unnoticed, they’re certainly unnecessary. Jack isn’t even listening. He just stares at you, stares into you, and before you know it, he’s grabbing you by your arm and hauling you out of your seat.
You’re stumbling along behind him as he struts toward the door. Is he taking you home? Is he upset with you? You’ve never had an argument before, not a real one, at least. You’ve had disagreements, sure, but you’ve never seen him so angry before. You were having such a good night, is he really going to let some stupid guy ruin it all for you?
Just as you’re about to walk up to the door, he turns, leading you down a short hall. At the end of it sits a door leading to the establishment’s only bathroom. Your breath catches in your throat, your heart racing and nearly lurching from your chest. With one push, he opens the door, a second shove forcing you in. You stumble forward, turning to see him locking the door.
“B – baby,” you stammer out. “I’m so sorry! That guy was an asshole! Please, don’t be mad.”
Your words stumble out haphazardly, doing whatever you can to deescalate the situation. But toward the end of your brief ramble, Jack turns, moving forward with sure steps. The bathroom door opened up into another short hall, a corridor to the right of it leading into the small space with a single toilet and sink. As Jack approaches you, your steps move backward, his body quickly pinning you against the wall at the back of the short hall. His body crowds yours against the firm surface, his hot breath in your face.
“Oh, baby, I know that guy is a prick. He pissed me off, but you… you sweet, young thing. The way you told him off got me hard, sugar.” His body moves against you, grinding his hips into yours as his mouth lowers to your ear. “You like that I’m older? Huh? Does my age turn you on, darlin’?”
You realize now that Jack isn’t mad at you, and that any anger he felt has been clouded by an incredibly exciting arousal. The fact that this all turned him on makes you feel needy, submissive, eager to please. An uncontrollable passion overcomes you, consuming both your body and mind alike.
All at once, your lips crash into his, forcing a groan from his throat. Both of your hands reach for his neck, pushing his mouth further against your own. He parts your lips with his mouth, eagerly licking inside. He moans into you when your teeth nip at his lower lip, your lips capturing his tongue and sucking it out of his mouth. He shoves his head away from you, ripping himself from the hold your lips have on his tongue before he returns, diving back inside all over again.
As you continue to kiss, continue to lick into the other’s mouth, Jack moves his hands to your hips. His strong arms force you to the side, pulling you over to the counter before spinning you around. Jack smiles, looking over your shoulder as you gaze at your reflection together. You’re already a mess, your chest heaving with anticipation, your lips already swollen beneath lust-blown eyes.
“You’re so beautiful, baby.” Jack always did love to see you wrecked, and in all honesty, this is nothing compared to when you were at home. His eyes dip lower, exploring your exposed cleavage. "My pretty little girl."
"Baby..."
“Jesus Christ,” he mumbles, strong hands pawing at your ass. “You sexy little thing.”
He groans out, leaning back to hike your dress up over your ass. His hands return, now landing on bare skin. His jaw drops at the sight, eagerly landing a single, harsh slap.
“Watch me, baby.” Jack says, his eyes meeting yours in the mirror, his handsome face on full display. “Want you to watch this old man fuck your pretty little pussy.”
“Baby,” you gasp out, lips parting in awe at his words. Your fingers grip the porcelain sink, skin shivering with excitement.
Thick fingers wrap around the fabric of your thong, pulling it down your thighs just enough for him to slide inside. He can already feel how wet you are, how turned on you are from him. Jack’s head then drops back down, unbuckling his belt and then undoing his zipper.
“You’re so handsome, baby.” You sigh out, unable to pull your eyes away from the reflection of him.
Jack grins at your words, his lips parting as he pulls himself out. He keeps his head down, lifting his right hand and spitting into his palm. Your inner walls clench at the sight and sound, watching as he grips himself, running his fist over his thick length and using his own spit to lube himself up. Jack’s left hand then grabs hold of your lower cheek, spreading you slightly as he steadies his breath. But you barely have a chance to catch your own before he’s slamming his cock into you. You’re used to Jack’s eager passion, his pace always rough and hard, shoving himself deep, but for some reason, you didn’t expect him to do so here. You’re shocked at the stretch, his length feeling even bigger from behind.
The force of his thrusts nearly make your muscles go limp, your head dropping down between your shoulders as he fucks into you. And he sees this when he lifts his head, both hands now on your hips. He frowns, narrowing his brows. He told you to watch, so that’s exactly what he’s going to make you do. Almost instantly, his right hand reaches around, gripping your chin in hand to pull your face back up. Your eyes return to the lewd image, the reflection of you and him.
“Keep that pretty head up, babycakes. Told you to watch me; watch me fuck you.” he grunts out, his hips snapping harshly against your backside as he repeatedly plunges inside. “Such a pretty young thing, ain’t you, baby? Taking this old man’s cock so well. You’re such a fuckin’ slut, sugar. My slut.”
Jack’s filthy words never fail to turn you on, his voice alone enough to make your center weep. It’s unbelievable, the amount of euphoria Jack’s able to pull from your veins.
You want to speak to him, return the filth that falls so easily from his lips, but all you can manage out are small, breathy moans. He’s so close to you, his chest pressed flush against your back. He hits deep, punching himself against that sweet spot that makes you fucking drool. And all you can do is keep yourself in place for him, taking every single thrust he gives you.
“Oh, look at that. Is my baby goin’ cockdumb already?” he teases, nuzzling his nose against your neck, just below your ear.
You can feel his smirk pressing up against your skin, his heated breaths washing over you in waves. The barely-there stubble along his jawline rubs harshly against your skin, the hairs of his mustache tickling your neck.
His hands wander your body, one of them rising to the cleavage you so proudly show off. Due to your lack of secured buttons, he’s able to slip a hand inside, grabbing a fistful of your tit.
“No bra, huh?” he murmurs, the thickness of him throbbing inside you. He palms at you, sliding his thumb over your nipple. “I knew I could see those perky tits; knew I could see those pretty little nipples showing through.”
Jack’s mouth moves to your ear, nipping at your lobe before licking a stripe up the cuff. He groans, the vibrations from his chest and throat rumbling across your shoulder.
“B – baby, fuck – oh my god,”
“What is it, honey? You not like what I’m doin’?”
Jack’s other hand is wrapped around your midsection, holding you against him.
“No, no baby, I love it. I fucking love it!” you cry out, neither of you caring in the slightest how loud you are.
“Hm,” he hums, mouthing at your neck. “That’s what I thought.”
There’s never been a more beautiful sound than that of Jack’s pleasurable grunts and groans, the punched-out noises making your eyes roll back. You love to hear him, love to hear how fucking aroused he is. And he knows it.
“I’ve been thinkin’ about you all day, sugar. All. Fucking. Day.” he confesses, the hand around your waist retracting and lowering to grab your ass. “You’re my fucking girl, you know that?”
You whimper, nodding your head with closed eyes.
“Let me hear it, sweetheart.” The sudden sting of his hand on your ass causes your eyes to shoot open. “I thought I told you to watch.”
You’re so overwhelmed you completely forgot what he said, swallowing thickly as you try to gain some semblance of your bearings.
“Tell me you’re mine.” He demands, voice incredibly low.
“I’m yours, Jack. I’m yours, I’m always yours.”
“So good, so good, baby girl. You’re so fuckin’ pretty, sugar. Always drawin’ all those eyes, huh? You like that? You like the attention, honey?”
“No,” you whimper. “No, baby. I only want yours.” And it’s true, and he knows it.
It was during your very first sexual encounter that Jack’s possessive side came out, unable to help himself from claiming your beautiful form.
“Mm – fuck.” he groans, choked out gasps punching out from his throat. “Oh, honey, I’m gonna cum. I’m gonna cum, okay? And then I’ll take you home, take you home and lick your pussy, make your pretty pussy cum all over my tongue and fingers. Would you like that, babycakes?”
“God, yes. Please, yes.” you immediately beg, turning your head to the side. “Please let me feel it, baby. Let me feel you cum inside.”
Jack groans, a sound that turns into a growl against your neck. He can feel himself shaking, his muscles working to hold both of you up as he begins to cum. You coax him to his peak, grinding your hips back against him until it forces him off the edge. Shortly after your words, you feel it inside, welcoming the warmth as he paints your inner channel white.
You can feel the muscles in his chest and stomach as they press up behind you, grinding his hips against your ass and forcing himself even deeper inside. His ragged breaths make you sigh, your head tilting slightly as he begins peppering your neck with passionate kisses. He slips his hand out of your dress, both arms wrapping tightly around you, his cock softening and sliding out. His mouth trails up to your cheek, smirking against you.
“C’mon baby,” he murmurs, nose nuzzling into your neck as he feels you relax into his loving hold. “Let’s take you home.”
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itzaltwins · 2 months
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I recently got back from Argylle and AHHHHHH I had a huge smile on my face for like 70% of the movie.
It was dumb (affectionate) at some points, but that's what made it fun. I feel like Matthew Vaughn understands that movies shouldn't always be realistic or have to make sense. Just enjoy what's in front of you.
More thoughts under the cut (includes spoilers, duh):
Maybe I'm oblivious, but I didn't foresee many of the twists. Though to be fair, like most things I just watch and see what happens...
The humour was perfect for me. It was the kinda shit that makes you chuckle as you shake your head, but not burst out laughing (although I'm not averse to that type of humour).
Elly is literally me and every fan fic writer. Except we're not secret agents, unfortunately.
Whenever I see Bryan Cranston, I only see the dad from MItM. I never watched Breaking Bad.
No Henry Cavill and John Cena kiss? Missed opportunity. SMH
Ahem I'm super interested in how Vaughn will tie together the three franchises, because we have actors that have played various characters (except some of their characters are dead).
As for the production of the movie, Brad Allen (RIP) being on there was really nice to see.
Now, I've never met the man, but fucking Carlos Peres (AKA Bedivere) in the first part of the credits as executive producer, made me so proud??? If you didn't know (please note I just like to look at the credits), in Kingsman TSS, he was simply a Kingsman Knight. Then Kingsman TGC, a Kingsman Knight and production consultant. The King's Man, a co-producer. Vaughn's friends/colleagues are lucky fuckers.
I didn't stay til the end of the credits (the employees were eyeing me to leave so they could clean), but I think it's really nice they include the number of jobs supported and mention the hard work put into making such a production, at least for Kingsman 2 and The King's Man.
I know critics take things way too seriously and I will never ever listen to them but this quote makes me laugh: "Argylle [...] ultimately wears out its welcome with a convoluted plot and overlong runtime." (Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argylle) Man, if they think that was convoluted, they haven't seen the DrakeNier universe, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, etc.
Okay, I've rambled enough for now. If you read everything, thank you. (Why would you?)
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Another great writer love of mine is @fromthedeskoftheraven. She was one of the first writers I found when rejoining tumblr back in 2020 and everything she creates is absolute magic. Her masterlist has so many brilliant stories and I'm having a really hard time deciding which one I like the best. They are all so good!
But if someone were to put a gun to my head and ask for my faves I think I would have to go with You make It Feel Like Christmas, which is a beautiful Javier Peña/f!reader story that captures the feel of a family gathering so well and gives Javier the happiness he so desperately needs and deserves. I've reread this story several times over and it's such a comfort fic for me.
Another absolute gem and favorite of mine is her Whiskey/f!reader series. Visions of Sugarplums is the first part with Whiskey and reader getting snowed in. Raven writes such a perfect Whiskey! He feels in character but at least 100 times better than canon Whiskey! Respectful, flirty, and perfect! Can't recommend this series enough!
But really, you should check out all the stories on her masterlist! They are all so good!!!
And in addition to being a wonderful writer herself, she's also such a supportive reader and the comments she has left on my stories has warmed my heart so many times over!
She's amazing! So go give her some love and support! You won't regret it!
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Favorite Fanworks Fic & Author Rec:
Fanfic from @fromthedeskoftheraven:  - You Make It Feel Like Christmas [Narcos: Javier x f reader, oneshot]  - Visions of Sugarplums [Kingsman-tGC: Whiskey x agent f reader, first in a series] 
(Send in a rec for twp’s “Show Me the Fanworks!” Celebration by July 12)
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Ooooh!  More recs I can get behind!!  I’ve read both of these and I love them... and basically all the rest of the raven’s writing!  (Though you know... it’s been a while, and I think they definitely deserve a re-read 👀👀)
Thanks for the recs! 😘💕
🧡 twp
[Edited to Add: All recs now compiled on the Fav Fanworks Rec List]
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