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anxious-art-block · 1 year

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LU Headcanon's Part 4: Bring back the Twiddies

KIWI WIND “How ‘bout get fucked, mate.” “Eh?” “Oh, choice man!” “All good.” “Oh, yeah-nah, not really.” “Slow down, Trev.” “Ugh, that’s grotty!” “No worries, he’ll be right.” “Bloody nora!”

I used Kiwi instead of Australian cause there’s a larger Polynesian population in New Zealand

But anyway

Sky’s Hylian is based on Korean

Hyrule, Dawn, and Aurora are besties

Hyrule has this huge sketchbook that’s basically a plant encyclopedia without words. It has really detailed pictures he drew of any plant he’s come across starting at age 8 so that he knows which is poisonous, toxic, or deadly and which aren’t

Most of them he learned from experience

Wild cuts Florian’s hair properly, they walked in on him trying to cut it himself and did so horribly so Wild steps in like “I may be shit at this too but I can at least what I’m doing”

Wind has canonically killed a man and we need to address that more

Also probably could and very much would to do it again

Age Headcanons (I know they have official age ranges but like I'm ignoring that)

Time: Physically; mid-30s Twilight: 19 going on 20 Warriors: 24 Sky: 21 Hyrule: 17 going on 18 (Ha) Legend: 21 going on 22 Four: 17 Wind: 13 Wild: 18 going on 19

So, this is technically a theory but it also counts as a headcanon so here it is:

My theory on the Chain becoming, well, The Chain

Each Link was pulled through (read: Walked through, thrown, forcefully pulled, etc.) a portal in order of the timeline. This means they were all thrown into Wild’s Hyrule since they’re at the end of said timeline

This also means that some Links were dropped off at the same time, just in different locations, in order it went:

Sky: Gerudo Desert Four: Goron City (He just kinda sets on fire) Legend, Time, and Wind: The Great Plateau (Time), Lurelin Village (Legend), Zora’s Domain (Wind) Twilight and Hyrule: Hebra Mountains (Twilight), Korok Forest (Hyrule) Warriors: Hyrule Castle

Wild and Hyrule were the first to meet, they were in the Korok Forest when a portal opened above them and dropped Hyrule through it

I just like the idea of the first game Link meeting the most recent game Link

When one meets another, their triforces will glow, and after they’ve (most) all branched off into pairs or groups, their triforce will glow and give a tugging sensation, telling them to follow it essentially, and leads them all to the Spring of Courage

That’s all I got

The Chain goes to Wild’s Zora's domain and meets Sidon for the first time and are like “who in the fuck is that” cause it’s this fucking HUGE shark Zora with this thousand-yard stare and when he sees Wild he turns into this love-sick puppy and they’re all like “??”

Hyrule hates it when any of them insult his era, cause he's someone who fully believes it's not a hopeless world despite it proving time again that it doesn't care for him

Hyrule is the only one who doesn't have a last name, not in a case of has one and just didn't/doesn't know it (read: Time and Wild) he literally just doesn't have one. Any records of his blood family they could find only listed the first names. No surname given

Time and Twi have the same angry face, Twi will just bare more teeth (well duh)

Twilight has to physically stop himself from chasing things that are thrown, but you can see his head and eyes immediately follow whatever it is

Hyrule's hylian is based on Thai

I have a royalty au who wants to hear more about it?

No one?

Oh well gonna talk about it anyway

Legend: Eldest Prince Hyrule: Youngest Prince Warriors: Personal Guard to Prince Legend Wild: Personal Guard to Prince Hyrule Wind: Wanted Pirate Twilight: Head Groom Four: Local Blacksmith Time: Butler Sky: Local Baker/Former Knight

Fable: Eldest Princess/Twin to Prince Legend Aurora: Queen of Calatia Dawn: Youngest Princess of Calatia Artemis: Personal Guard to Princess Fable Florian: Local Apothecary Tetra: Captain of the Ghost Ship/Wanted Pirate Dusk: Royal Librarian Dot: Local Florist Lullaby: Housekeeper Sun: Sky's Wife/Local Baker/Former Priestess

Additional Characters:

Ravio: "Humble" Bard Malon: Time's Wife/Owner of Lon Lon Ranch Hilda: Queen of Lorule/Best Friend to Prince Legend Styla: Princess of Hytopia Impa: Princess Fable's Lady-In-Waiting

If you’re on the discord then u already know a good bit about it but that’s all you’re getting for now :]

alright I'm done

#linked universe #lu #linked universe headcanons #lu wild #lu warriors #lu time #lu twilight #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu sky #lu wind #lu four #lu incorrect quotes

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my-name-is-jefferooni · 8 months

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I listened to one edit audio and now I have a new Sonic AU.

Okay, well it's more like a What If, I guess.

So for context, I have this STH AU that I've been silently developing in my brain for the past like 2-3 years now, basically since I first joined the fandom. It's an idea I had where Sonic had a family and shit but then Eggman existed and they got killed and so the mad genius took Sonic under his wing. After a whole decade of being used as a literal lab rat, the blue hedgehog finally finds freedom in the form of the Resistance, (Ironically enough I've decided to add in more resistance factions. One of them is called the Freedom Fighters like the one from Archie and yet Sonic didn't find freedom with them lmfao) and befriends the main cast.

What I'm thinking of right now is a sort of aftermath of Eggman's rule being taken down, when everyone finally gets to live in peace. Sonic and his friends (Including Omega because HE IS AN MVP AND SHOULD NOT BE OVERLOOKED) have a little camping night and decide to tell ghost stories. Unfortunately, Knuckles being Knuckles, he took it all a bit too far and planned his whole story out after like a month of brainstorming. And I am not kidding when I say his story is fucking dark.

Mostly because it's actually my story lmfao but I digress.

It all begins when Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles are called by some random guy to help take care of some weird haunted house situation. Knuckles wants to help because he wants to prove to Tails that ghosts are very much real and are in fact very terrifying. Sonic joins him just for the hell of it, and Tails is there to make sure those two don't commit any war crimes without his permission first. And, well...

Suffice to say, they find more than just ghosts there! :D

The first obstacle they run into is an angry doll spirit of sorts. The spirit is a physical manefestation of a horrified, terrified, screaming body crying out for help, and it plants little seeds of poison or something of the sort in your appendages if you get too close. Its screams are loud and can shatter one's soul in an instant! It glitches all the time too, allowing it to go through walls with some effort. And when laying dormant, the spirit resides within a little itty-bitty doll with a distorted face.

After running away from that thing, the group runs into a crack monster. (It's scarier than it sounds trust me) It's a black, inky humanoid monster that comes out from the cracks in the floor, grabbing onto to anything it can reach and never lets go. The only way to make it loosen its grip is to cut its arm off entirely. Don't worry, that doesn't harm the monster, because it's already dead! It'll grow back a new arm anyway. :3

What comes after this guy is a mix between a vampire and a ghost. This guy is a little more confusing cuz I didn't flesh it out very much but it kinda only shows up in pitch-black areas. No light to be found when ur with this guy! It's a bit more neutral compared to the other spirits. Just don't provoke it and you should be relatively fine! Key words: You should be fine.

Next up is a brain-sucking bat! (idk man I just wanted something that crawled around on the ceiling but a spider didn't feel right) And I know that doesn't sound as haunting as the others but trust me, it is terrifying! I don't know how to explain it, it just kinda crawls around on the ceiling and waits for you to lose your mind.

The next one is by far one of the scariest. Don't read this next paragraph if you have depression or have lost a loved one because it may be a little tough.

This spirit is... Interesting, to say the least. I still have yet to fully flesh out this one but basically it's a completely humanoid figure, no face, no eyes or mouth, just long thin hair in clumps on the scalp. It's not a full head of hair, it's all just scattered about like they put too much bleach on or something. And there is always a very strange aura around it as well... The neck is split in two, their hands tied in a noose and their feet tightly bound with shackles. Their only mode of transportation is eerily floating about, and it gains speed if it decides it wants to chase you. If you get too close, your neck will snap and you'll immediately collapse on the floor, dead. Knuckles and Tails don't have any interactions with this spirit, but Sonic does, and he somehow manages to make it out alive. However, the encounter changes him for the worst.

These spirits all reside within a seemingly small house, at least on the outside. When the three Mobians step inside though, they immediately get trapped inside and discover the house is far bigger than they could've ever imagined. It's dark inside, with hardly any light available, and every room feels cramped despite everything. Hallways are like mazes, and bedrooms are filled with this creepy, terrifying aura that can paralyze you just from stepping inside. So suffice to say, none of them have a good time.

The three begin to change as time goes on. Tails loses an arm to the first spirit, the doll one, and he has no way of replacing it. He becomes saddened, apathetic, but still holds out hope in finding some sort of exit. If not for himself, then for his brothers.

Knuckles becomes extremely paranoid, flinching at every little sound, movement, or wisp of the wind. The sight of dust just existing sends him into an internal panic, and encountering spirits just sends him into "Defend brothers at all costs" mode. He's also just the slightest bit selfish, but it's only because of his uncontrollable survival instincts and his heightened paranoia. He is prone to mood swings, but they're not nearly as bad as Sonic's.

As for the blue devil himself, Sonic just. Went insane. There is no downplaying it, he is a goner. There is still a strong moral code within him and he never wishes harm on anyone, least of all his brothers! However, when it comes to social queues or listening to what anyone has to say, he's just. Gone. He also experiences very drastic mood swings! They're so bad that one second he'll be crying and being all sad and pathetic, and then the next he'll be all happy and giddy and hyping everyone up! This still makes him the hype-man of the group despite everything. Due to his changing emotions, Sonic does tend to get a bit aggressive from time to time, and constantly belittles his brothers without meaning to. The others are understanding, but after he eventually realizes what he says or does, he becomes inconsolable, and his two companions just have to let him stew in his regret for a while. It never ends well, but when all is said and done, Sonic means well and just wants to get out like the rest of them.

After an undecided amount of time, the three do find an exit and begin to leave, but the crack monster gets ahold of Sonic's entire fucking body and puts its whole weight into it too. Knuckles and Tails don't have anything on them at the time to save Sonic, but they refuse to leave without him. The crack monster begins calling for its companions, and Sonic starts begging for his brothers to leave him behind. He's scared and he's hurting and he knows he'll be in even more pain if they leave, but they're family. Sonic can't just let his family share that pain.

Knuckles and Tails insist on staying, but after Sonic continuously begs them to leave, screaming and crying and trying to shove them away, and... Well... The two have no choice but to oblige.

The three give each other very quick and clipped goodbyes since the other spirits are literally like right outside the room, and then just like that... Knuckles and Tails are gone.

And Sonic is alone.

#BRO I SCARED MYSELF JUST WRITING THAT OUT HOLY SHIT #OHHHHH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFYING #hAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN I GUES??????#GUYS HELP IM SO SCARED RN #OH MY GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS TERRIFYING I AM NEVER SLEEPING WELL EVER AGAIN #WOW #OKAY UHM... YOUR WELCOME??????????#JHWUFHDHYFWVOGD*HIUOB:UQFUVY*WBUD #blog/ask stuff #angst

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gayward-son · 10 months

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GO Season 2 Episodes 2 and 3 Thoughts

Spoilers under the cut! Apologies for the disorganization this is purely stream of consious fresh out of watching

YESSSSS flashback! Tbh I originally thought that the minisodes set in the past were going to be more of a time-traveling plot than flashbacks based on how they were described in interviews, but I think this makes more sense because introducing time travel in any series usually just leads to more questions lol

The Book of Job minisode KILLED me. 1) I guess I was wrong about them not remembering meeting as angels, though I wonder then did they ever interact more than that one time millions of years ago? if so, I guess their meeting at the garden of Eden was more of a reintroduction as angel and demon rather than as both angels, though i'm really really curious then what Crowley's name was before he became a demon, because otherwise Aziraphale wouldn't have not known what to call him at the garden of Eden. Anyway, the angst of them remembering when Crowley was an angel is just jdskdjsaklfaj fanfic that explores that was always my favorite so this just HURT

2) Gabriel not understanding childbirth is hilarous considering the fact that he's the angel who tells Mary about her pregnancy. i imagine him appearing to her like, "Good news Mary! You're going to have a child! Now go to Joseph and grab his rib :)" and then when she actually gives birth he can only stare and say wot the fukkk.

3) Aziraphale believing he was damned for hell was just heartbreaking to see my poor little meow meow :( idk if it's just cuz i love him so much, but I feel like Aziraphale's been more of the focus this season so far, with the episodes exploring how he started diverging from the rest of the angels while Crowley just kinda serves as the temptation and driving force for Aziraphale's development. I wonder if the later episodes will return to Crowley's whole existential dread of "what's the point," or if that will be more in the possible 3rd season

4) Aziraphale eating for the first time. Incredible moment. No notes.

I totally forgot that the miracle was meant to keep the angels and demons from noticing Gabriel and thought that they were literally seeing him and just intimadating Aziraphale lol but I do wonder how their miracle was so powerful when they were barely trying? I guess the science behind miracles doesn't really exist and Aziraphale and Crowley are not exactly the brightest with their plans but somehow i'm still surprised that they could fuck up this badly

The second minisode honestly wasn't as exciting for me, morality not really exisiting under capitalism is a decent topic to explore, but i dont know, it felt a bit out of place? i couldn't really see how the flashback helped with the mystery other than giving some history about The Resurectionist, though hopefully more context is revealed in future episodes. Also i have no idea what the hell Crowley was doing at the end of it with all his shouting and growing and shrinking, I understand it was the poison but again just felt out of place (that was how i felt about the plant scene in season 1, and now i love that scene, so my opinion could change)

Aziraphale driving the Bentley! He was so silly billy when he was excited to play detective I love him. Also Crowley taking care of the bookshop, making sure not to sell any of Aziraphale's books, and worrying for Aziraphale's safety <33 they need to stop being so LOUD.

Muriel on earth! Third episode, not second like I thought, and they were so adorable!! Aziraphale's sarcasm when talking to her was so good too, and we got the Crowley sitting on the chair scene lets go gamerss

Maggie and Nina and Maggie and Nina ahhhhhh. I do wonder how they're going to resolve the fact that Nina already has a partner but I guess ill have to wait and see. The moment of them under the awning was so cute and WHEN MAGGIE SAID "YOU HAVE NO IDEA" asjalfafkfs the gay angst the gay yearning i cant

Also love how theatrical Shax is with her entrances she's clearly having fun with it, wonder if she'll take Crowley's side or hell's if that war happens since she seems to have a bit of an understanding with him. Also Beezlebub getting some exploration into their character was not something i was expecting, wonder what will come of that

One last thing: my mom loved the statue of Gabriel. Lost her shit every time she saw it. Whoever designed it, great job

#good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #go2e2 #go2e3 #go2 spoilers #intellectual monologue #not c*rry on

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incorrectbatfam · 2 years

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Hi. I love your work it's super hilarious and always makes me smile no matter the bad I had. I know you mostly only do bat family only. But I really love the BuzzFeed unsolved segment you did with Batman villains. Would it be alright to ask if you could do more of that?

Again love your blog. It's so refreshing.

"Hello and welcome to another season of Buzzfeed Unsolved. Today we'll be covering the enigmatic case of the Riddler."

"I see what you did there, Ryan."

"Thanks, I appreciate it."

"Yeah, I love a good wordplay."

"It's a double wordplay, actually, since his true identity—as we'll dive into—is Ed Nygma."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"That's a stupid name."

*wheeze*

Shane: "I'd love to sit down for a dinner with Poison Ivy."

Ryan: "Except she could strangle you with her plants."

"She seems like a decent lady."

"She's an eco-terrorist!"

"But she's got a good point."

"—and that's when Roman Sionis became the notorious crime boss Black Mask."

"Wait, so he fused a mask to his face?"

"Pretty much. Kinda gross when you think about it."

"I can imagine. Like, you know when you were a kid and you'd cover your head in saran wrap and try to melt it on with a hair dryer?"

"No?"

"You didn't try to encase your head in plastic when you were a kid? That was a whole thing at my school."

"The fuck kind of school did you go to?"

"You didn't do that?"

"Why the hell would I do that?!"

"Harleen, known for her genius-level IQ, got her PhD in psychiatry at Gotham State University."

"But Gotham's not a state."

*wheeze* "I mean, it's so cut-off it might as well be."

"Also, if my math's right, that means she went to school with Bruce Wayne."

"What are you implying?"

"You know how college is."

"So you think Bruce Wayne and Harley Quinn were—"

"Smashing pumpkins?"

"... Sure. Let's go with that."

Shane: "If I was Mr. Freeze, I'd give up evil and just drive an ice cream truck."

Ryan: "No offense, but you'd be the stranger danger that parents tell their kids about."

"You don't want my ice cream? My evil Arctic laser ray sundaes?"

"Actually when you put it like that it sounds pretty good."

"Here we are in the Joker's abandoned theme park. I'm gonna turn on my spirit box and see if we can pick something up."

"I thought he was alive."

"Depends on your canon."

Shane: "Fuck, marry, kill: Two-Face, Mad Hatter, Man-Bat."

Ryan: "Kill Man-Bat and uh... fuck Two-Face and marry the Hatter."

"Interesting. Care to explain?"

"Well, Man-Bat's, like, an animal, right? Or at least part animal. And I'm not into the furry stuff anymore, so—"

"Anymore?"

"It was an experimental phase."

"Sure. A 'phase'."

"It was!"

"Don't worry Ryan, your secret's safe with me." *winks*

"I'm not—" *takes a deep breath* "Anyway, so kill Man-Bat. Then I'd have a one-night with Two-Face 'cause I think his two halves can get creative, you know?"

"Why're you asking me if I know? Do I look like I know him?"

"Honestly I wouldn't be surprised at this point."

"And then I'd marry the Hatter 'cause Batman's gonna send him back to Arkham in like a week anyway so I'll be free."

"Welcome back to Buzzfeed Unsolved: Postmortem, a show where we answer your most pressing questions about the latest episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, which was Red Hood. All the questions we have today are from our Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and directly on the video on BUN."

"Our first question comes from user@jasontoddsnotdead on Twitter: Is it possible that Red Hood was actually a former protogé of Batman who felt he was let down because Batman won't do what's needed?"

*Shane and Ryan glance at each other*

Both, in unison: "Nah."

Ryan: "Our next fan art comes from @robin4 on Instagram. It's basically the Ghoul Boys as a vigilante duo."

Shane: "Would you ever become a vigilante, 'cause I wouldn't."

"Sure. Just not in Gotham."

"The Hotdaga's coming to Gotham City, and this time, they're facing off against the evil Condiment King."

"That's not a real villain."

"It is."

"I don't believe you. It's too over-the-top even for Gotham."

"Well, you better believe it, 'cause we even got a special performance from Catwoman herself."

"Why did I agree to this show?"

#ask #batfam #batfamily #batclan #batman family #gotham rogues #gotham city sirens #dc comics #crossover #tw food mention #tw swearing #tw death mention #tw sex mention

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bananaapplewaffle · 2 years

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Book 4 Part One: Schemer of the Scalding Sands

Let's go gamers

Imma be real I have no Aladdin memories besides that of Kingdom Hearts

girl

what am i supposed to gleam from that

oh look at this place

looking clean

... winter holiday

that means SSR Fairy Gala Leona soon

oh they go back to visit their ghost family!

Grim I know you're stuck on the food part but uh

what about the family part?

OH NO HE DOESN'T REMEBER

ADOPTION PAPERS

OH NO

NOT HUNGRY AND ALONE

NO NOT IT BEING COLD BUT HE WAITED AND WAITED

DLKASDKSJDKLASJDKJAKLDJASKLDJKSAJDASKLJASKDJAS

adds to OC's story >:3c

We're all looking at you Ace and Deuce

Y'ALL GOT FAT STACKS OF HOMEWORK

Academic Dishonesty~

I have my ways, Deuce.

TIME TO COMMIT BULLY

What the fuck do you mean what brings us here

I am disgusted.

Crowley.

You're really making me want to destroy shit for the hell of it.

GIRL NOT HIM BEING LIKE

"If you do this job, I'll feed you."

MY NGGA WHAT? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT FROM THE START

Girl this is giving Houseki no Kuni winter vibes

I'm not even gonna question that

WAIT

MUZAN HEADASS

MY NGGA A PHONE

...

So anyway

BESTIES I GOT A PHONE GIMME YA NUMBERS

RUGGIE!

A FAMILY MAN

JACK!

Plant Boy!

LEONA MY BELOVED

TAKE ME WITH YOU

I PROMISE I'LL WATCH CHEKA

I kinda get it

what's the point of bring too too much when you know you got shit at the house

He has GKB, Jack.

Alright! Don't listen to shit you say, got it!

Riddle you wanna stay with us?

Oh he is so upset

NOT TREY BEING BANNED FROM RIDDLE'S HOUSE

FLOYD!

I have writing brainrot for you...for some reason

Oh? The tweels aren't going home?

Oop

Azul get yo eels

OOP

RED HEAD GONE RED

give his forehead a kiss to calm him down!

oh so it too hard for y'all to get home

Cater... I'm honestly getting tired of you taking pics for Magicam

I love how Ace was ready but Deuce was not lol

I don't have a Magicam, Ace.

fuck it

WE FINNA RUN THE DATA UP

grim no bully

aww look at the snow

...

im sorry?

Grim do you walk on your own?

how fucken dare

grim is baby and deserves to be picked up

especially now

What's up girlie

GIRL WHAT

CALCIFER

HELLO?

WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE?

not in the best of ways grim but yes we are

I AIN'T DOING EXTRA SHIT JAMIL

THIS MUSIC BOPPIN

FULL COMBO

DID I NOT JUST SAY FORGET I ASKED

...

you bitch

IS THAT A LUCKY EMBLEM

well whatever

gotta make sure Grim is fed

NUTS?

I can't eat it

MEAT DISHES?

...

Kalim?

You are a very good actor, Jamil.

Nah this ain't Kalim.

Girl lemme gone head and get my plate to go. Pass the foil.

...Kalim?

THE PLAY UP

GIRL A PARADE?

Don't worry about it Grim. Just know there's no poison in it.

DON'T KILL ME CAT

Grim needs a tummy rub

(my dog does too. one moment)

WHEW

Grim you can't say anything! You hit me in the head with the disk and knocked me out!

If it's cut up right, that's not too bad

...

girl he didn't donate a bit

HE HAD THE SHIT REMODELED

Nice little lesson right there

bitch

baby said

"I stopped after 10"

GIRL NOT THE FUCKING GOLD

GIRL HE SENT YOU ;LDKASL;DKLAS;KDALSD

ALS;DASL;DSAL;DKLAS;KDLAS;

Grim start stealing...

MAGIC CARPET WHY ARE YOU RED

oh you're a replica

LETS GO

I don't trust you but let's go anyway!

Girl why are we so high up

...

do i go the disney route of the rihanna route

WE'RE BEAUTIFUL LIKE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY

we're not gonna talk about his eyes

JAMIL DESERVES A FUCKING OSCAR

9 HOURS IS TOO MUCH

Grim pack a plate.

"That'll do it. You do not have to worry about me, you do not have to worry about me."

Jamil looking at me like

"She's on to me."

YA DAMN SKIPPY

... Jamil

If you wanted to be warden, you shoulda just fought his ass

No. I refuse.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

WE'RE SNEAKING

GIRL WHAT

THEY GOT US ON LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

Idia's "shoulda leveled up more" face get me everytime

Grim set'em on fire

So y'all just gonna lock the door as if I won't just start breaking shit

Grim set this hoe on fire

Grim, baby, this is the voicemail

GIRL HOW DID THE MIRROR REACH ME IN A WHOLE ASS OTHER DORM

SLAMMING FUCKING DOORS OPEN

ALSO BITCH

THE DOOR WAS LOCKED WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

BUT HE DOESN'T FUCKEN HAVE TO

OKAY

GRIM DOESN'T HAVE SHOES

HIS LITTLW PAWS WILL BE BURNED

Full combo btw

GIRL WHERE'S THE WATER

Mans can make water

he highkey does have the palate

Kalim please stop force feeding my cat

GIRL

How you getting us out Grim

Oh?

I'm going to sleep

GIRL

Put ya mfken hands on Grim. I dare you.

The damn act

Yeah, Jamil. Let's talk...

THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS JAMIL

So what the fuck is the point of all of this

Girl are you wanting Crowley to step in?

Better open ya fucken mouth then

Im highkey over this

I want the mask to fall rn

The fucken play

Grim please get us out of here

FUCK

SCATTER

MAGIC CARPET

HELP US

AS LONG AS WE CRASH OUT OF THERE

oh hey

TWEELS

Sea boys saved us

waiting for the hook tho

Call'em so I can leave a message

HOE

Here we go...

puts Grim in purse

I'm out

Nooooo I don't wanna go back!

#waffle plays twsted #twst #twisted wonderland #kalim al asim #jamil viper #tweels #azul ashengrotto

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sebbysheepie · 5 years

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I saw you mention you add garlic to the feed to help with methane regulation (I hope I understood that correctly) if someone who is allergic to garlic eats the meat of the cow will they have a reaction? My sister is really allergic and we can't afford epipens and I'm kinda nervous now. I know they're using garlic for chemical free insecticides now I think it's a great idea but I'm also kinda scared.

No worries, the garlic we add is small amounts and myself its more a test, I can’t get the seaweed and garlic oil is much easier, remember that garlic is going into the animal to be digested, rolling around in all those stomachs and then as i understand it, causing themicroorganismsthat create the methane to basically not work as well so.. less methane. We can’t use the garlic on the dairy [yet] but for the younger cattle that are growing, some milkers for calves and drying up girls. The beef themselves haven’t been getting any yet, but for whats in the gut to flavour the meat, Not really an issue unless in super high amounts like a daily addition to the food. For you to actually get sick from the meat even if the cow had been eating garlic, that pretty much would have to be a daily amount all its life or at least near the end of it, so much so I’d think you’d smell garlic when even butchering. With the body mass they have .. they can eat poisonous plants and survive with a stomach ache.. or no issues at all, we’d never even know because its digested, released and so forth, Its why animals don’t die when they make antivenom and insulin for humans. We’ve butchered cattle that had “Hardware” which is they had eaten metal and it was in the guts, it didnt always kill them and some lived long lives with it, still others we where unsure of and went ahead and ate them. The guts are an amazing thing on cattle really. As you can see I’m still alive and doing well after eating it too.

Don’t forget in places like canada [dunno for the states] we have inspectors in the meat producing plants that test for chemicals, residues, hormones.. its how they catch those breaking the rules, during which if they detected high amounts of garlic it would most likely be pulled from the main line and changed to dog food or such, and i would be getting a call and an inspection as to why so much garlic. You shouldn’t have enough of anything in the meat to harm you.

If it becomes more main stream usage I’m sure guidelines will be added and listed on the meat product in the stores. If you’ve nervous thou, I suggest buying local like from a butcher shop and asking the people about the animal, or farmers market, we farmers adore taking about our animals and will happily tell you everything they ate, do. In time we are hoping more feed choices come out for animals to ease the methane and be harmless to human and envoriment. We are working on it thou!

Now I am only giving you what I do, I work with other cattle producers and vets whom are all in agreement so far, but new studies and foods are always coming out, tomorrow I may get told they want me to use sesame oil, I don’t know.. Not all farmers do this nor is it even the norm. I’m just one that’s always trying new stuff.

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