Does this count as speculation?

Totally not serious meme i did instead of work. assets are from the official WH website

rank thingy, fashion wise: Louis, Marius, Daniel, Lestat, Armand

Oooh, fashions, you say?!

Armand (takes the most risks) Marius (what is a robe if not a big snuggie you get to wear all the time? 10/10) Louis (most of my stuff is moth eaten too, bud. but we make it look good.) Lestat (never forgiving him for his Brooks Brothers phase. ew.) Daniel (cannot remember a single canonical 'fit of his. but bonus points for using cigarettes almost like an accessory bc same bestie.)

eren jaeger LOVES bitches. like he strikes me as the guy that runs around with his tongue wagging after the absolute meanest woman he can find. cold, snarky, can’t stand him? that’s eren’s type imo LMAO

The sun loves me

She kisses me fiercely

Until I'm red and passed out

I'd like to return a kiss or two

But apparently,

Because she's inevitably a lesbian,

We have a

✨Long distance relationship ✨

Okay so like- why does everyone I come across in the stardew vally Fandom hate shane???

He's like the best bachelor and I will fight everyone on that.

If you all get food borne illnesses he's charging money. After he treats you, of course. What? He's not evil. He's not gonna let you suffer. You just have to pay a bill this time! How's he gonna keep up with Dopey's soap addiction?!

Since weird little girls are the backbone of ace attorney society, what would u think the judge's assistant like?

I find it a bit lazy to think it's just his grandkid, but i also believe it just is his grandkid.

Alright, I'm getting in good shape, I'm quitting smoking, I'm making decent money again, and I've got a plan for the future. Someone fall madly in love with me and let's get this thing going.

this poor woman ended up in hospital because she ate cayenne + cinnamon coated orange (unpeeled) because there’s a health and wellness influencer with millions of views who recommends it for digestion - she burned her oesophagus

i always saw a few really good other additions of similar things on the comments

please be so, so careful taking advice from these people online, as many of them are not formally trained or educated, brand ambassadors, deep in pseudoscientific rabbit holes and unfortunately, there are many out there who struggle with disordered eating habits

(not mentioned here but another one worth noting: i have personally known people who have burned their oesophagus with viral apple cider vinegar shots and drinks. don’t do that. a burned oesophagus is not fun)

Congratulations!

The rot has set in!

OK OK as much as I like shadowpeach starting as friends consider… hate at first sight <3

viewing the fnaf movie as just a movie doesn't work. you're sabotaging yourself and taking away all the enjoyment from it if you don't think of it as the fnaf movie. if i look at it as just a movie, then yeah, i totally get what the critics are saying. it's so far from the lore of the original games (but since when has that not been a problem in the franchise lmao), the killer doesn't really have a clear motivation, and the ending does kind of come out of nowhere. but if i think of it as the fnaf movie i can actually love it. yes, it's far from the original lore. that's just how fnaf goes. yes, it is a glorified two hour lore dump. but could we want anything more from fnaf? it's literally infamous for the lore. sure, springtrap does kind of come out of nowhere. but the joy and whimsy experienced when he does show up is fucking amazing, actually. i don't care if it's a bad movie. it's the best viewing experience i've had in 2023.

you’re super good at taking selfies congrats

and we haven't even scratched the surface

EDIT: post no longer rebloggable not because i disagree with these statements or anything i said in my addition, but just because i dont want to deal with many notes and the occasional rude person!

i totally understand that when discussing the sex lives of gay people, there is a very large overemphasis on a top/bottom dichotomy to the point that many people (especially cishets and lgbt people w little experience in the subject) believe that all or at least most lgbt people are exclusively tops or exclusively bottoms, and i understand wanting to correct that misconception, especially because part of the reason it is so widespread is because cishets assume that in same-gender relationship one person must always be "the woman" (who therefore exclusive bottoms) and one "the man" (who exclusively tops). i understand wanting to make people understand that for many if not most gay people, switching is natural and enjoyable and that these roles are not usually so strictly defined.

but ive seen far too many people say things like "we take turns like normal people" or "im normal i just switch" - with that specific phrasing of "normal" or very similar wording - and i really want you to consider that that is a very hurtful thing to say. there is and has been a longstanding disdain for men who exclusively bottom and a specific disgust for men who bottom in sex with other men, as well as disdain for stone butches and stone fems, who are often treated as regressive, selfish, reproducing heterosexuality, or inherently sexually disordered. people (especially wlw) who exclusively top or bottom are often treated as if their sex life cannot be satisfying, as if they are sexually defective, as if their boundaries are unfair to their partners, as if they have some sort of sexual issue that they need to just get over. before you say something about how switching is "normal" unlike the supposedly immature or regressive people who dont switch, please consider that there is no "normal" sex, that it is not more progressive to put norms on how people may have sex, and that what is most unhealthy for all of us is to tell people that their sexual boundaries and the things theyre not comfortable or willing to do during sex make them abnormal. as someone who is a stone top in large part because of sexual trauma, some of you honestly make me feel like shit about myself for not wanting to be topped, and i dont think thats "normal".