Man stopped at the bottom like "Damn, that was efficient"

@saltrat42

They don't give a single duck

Panhandling.

i cannot tell what occasion this garment could possibly be for

I don’t like being April-fooled so I made my own.

presenting: the single funniest thing i will ever find on facebook marketplace. The grimace jail.

English simplified it to where we can use the same word in different contexts and be ok. Fuck you. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck off. Get the fuck out of here. This is fucking stupid. I fucking love that. Go fuck yourself. I want to fuck you. That's fucked up. They really fucked me over. You stupid fuck! Simple, yet effective.

the nuisance of our language is stunning

This is a little unrelated, but has to do with wine and it popped in my head so now you get to hear it. One time in Washington DC, my buddy and his wife and I went to a fine dining restaurant and got wine drunk. At the end of the second bottle when they were bringing out the third, the server grabbed the nearly empty bottle and poured the remainder in my friend's glass and said, "in my country, the bottom of the bottle is good luck!"

My buddy looked at her and said in the most deadpan voice I've ever heard, "well in my country it's garbage." I nearly did a spit take.

Wine for men

White : gay

Red : gay OR "straight" in a spanish way

Hideo Kojima in 2000: God damnit we have to change the setting of MGS2 away from the middle east, its too much of a PR nightmare. Good thing we have our politically safe backup plan, the story about terrorists attacking NYC

I would put my bed in there, invite people over for a party on an afternoon before a full moon, and as soon as the sun started to set, I'd scream at them all to get out before slamming and locking the cell.

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶