finally, I have them all

Would ya?

I WANT A FUCKING HITACHI WAND UGHHH

I will tell you about a problem, or something that is currently happening to me.

On June 27 I started playing HPMA and as expected now a days is my current hyperfixation... Soo

Made ONE OC (Christiane Rhinedottir) Normal, everything normal here. Everyone has a oc, just, it's really normal.

BUT THEN, I started to change the lore of her story and I like it, actually is my favorite oc.

But I also didn't want to trade the whole HPMA story for an oc. SOOO I made other.

The SECOND ONE (Oliver Greycastle) who is the real MC here, and this leaving Christiane in a role more like... I don't know, like Lottie, a supporting and secondary character (?)

BUT THEN (again, i'm so stupid sorry) It occurred to me to connect those two silly kids (And my other Harry Potter oc's, yes I have a problem, I know.)

And... Well... Now there's Queenie Winger (THE THIRD OC) Who is literally a distant relative of these two. I swear I don't know how it happened, I was just doing some silly things and puff.

She was there.

I'm not complaining either, now I have an excuse to pair these three idiots with the characters I like (Frey Twins, Lottie and Daniel)

Anyways... I'm cringe but free

(Plus my babys)

So I stumble across this hilarious post and now I have the funniest crack hc:

How funny would it be to have a running gag based around Shupavu saying “Rock and Roll buckaroo” despite Shupavu claiming that she would never say anything that cheesy and she has no idea where everyone gets it from. It’s like the Hotel Transylvania joke only with animals instead of monsters

Now I’m imagining whenever someone wants to quote Shupavu, they say her nonexistent catchphrase followed by Shupavu denying that she ever said that in her life

Njano: Trust me, I could totally do your job for a day! Watch this: Skinks, with me! Let’s rock and roll, buckaroo!

Shupavu: I’ve never said that in my life and you know it! ‘Rock and roll, buckaroo’. Where’d you even get that from?

It’d be funny if, after many jokes surrounding that phrase, Shupavu finally and unintentionally says “Now’s our chance! Come on! Let’s rock and roll, buckaroos!” and the other skinks just stare in disbelief like “ :0…..Oh my god, she actually said it”

Guess she finally warmed up to the phrase lmao

I was watching a compilation on YouTube of possessed characters and Callum was on it, then at the end they threw in max from stranger things. So my brain is like…..Callum gets possessed and he’s facing off with Aaravos in his head. A running up that hill instrumental begins as Callum breaks free from Aaravos and runs toward the sound of Rayla, Ezran and Soren yelling for him.

I just realized that I've been pronouncing Capri-Sun wrong all my life... I called it Carpi-Sun. CaRpi - fucking - Sun. Until I went out with a friend a couple of days ago to the supermarket for food:

Me: Damn where is that juice, I could swear they had a 'Mystic dragon'.

My friend: What are you talking about?

Me: Carpi-Sun

My friend: You mean "CaPri-Sun"? You're mispronouncing. And here it is on the shelf.

Me: What? I pronounce everything corre-

My friend: *gives me juice* Read it again.

Me: It's-

Me:

Excuse me?...

*Has a spazz moment of happiness due to feeling like I made a new friend*

....

*Prays to Dust and Monika that my intense friends don't drive new frien away*

*Proceeds to die because I said so*

209 out of 212 girls at my tenth grade farewell: * gushes about buying colourful sarees from the local boutique and end up looking drop dead gorgeous *

2 out 212 girls at my tenth grade farewell: * keeps their outfit choice under wraps and end up making you weak at the knees by choosing a blazer *

My very indecisive arse: * throws on a dress shirt and blazer over a matching lehenga with mirrors and ends up looking confused *

I Might be Too Old

I think I might be too old to date.

I've put myself out there multiple times recently because I'm getting lonely. I don't often care for human interaction- but I just literally want to cuddle. I want to lay my head on someone's chest and listen to them breathe and their heart beat.

Is that so much to ask?

Apparently it is. At least for me. Everyone else seems to have an easier go of it.

Guy #1 - 30, handsome, had a nice broad chest, tall, built... got really defensive when I said the whole "are you sure you're real?" thing that people do when someone is perfect and it's supposed to be playful but he got defensive... then ghosted me... then texted me back saying 'didn't mean to ghost you' and proceeded to tell me it's because I kept calling him fake. Also I'm fairly certain he was a catfish...

Guy #2 - 26, cute, nice chest, tall, modest pudge... set up a date with me, wouldn't tell me where until I told him to just go to a place. Then said he wanted to take me somewhere after- wouldn't tell me where. Then he stopped responding when I asked what time. The day came for the date and I still never heard what time he wanted to meet. I deleted the app after that...

Guy #3 - 30, meh, meh, tall, thin... first date was amazing... we made each other laugh. We had sushi, went to three bars, went to his house... I met his cat... I suggested we watch Encanto. We put it on- no watching happened. We kissed a lot, and I got what I wanted... I cuddled with him. But he kept biting me. It hurt too, but I didn't want to upset him, so I went with it. Then he begged to stay at his place, but I insisted he take me to his car. I drove home with the promise of a second date the next day. Next day comes... and he's... not very enthusiastic. Almost an immediately 180 in personality. We had tacos... and went to the bowling alley. He kicked my ass 230 to 40... and suddenly had to drop me off at home to watch Hockey. Heard nothing from him the next day... and I woke up the day after that with a text that said "I had fun on our dates, but we don't have enough interests in common to have a romantic relationship" and I never heard from him since.

No one else on the new app are appealing... and I don't know where to go when I have no money and no job to meet someone...

No one's gonna read this anyway. ...sorry...

expressed this sentiment before but I like when there’s 2 bad guys and they’re shaped like this

for examples

The desire to draw and write A.I characters but not doing it because I’m a terrible artist in every field I attempt is kicking me in the ass rn ._.

I've posted my entire ass on here, but I'm still so nervous about tagging a post with "someone do this to me" or whatever the fuck, much less writing about one of my more subby fantasies.

If I'm not mean and ice cold at all times to the public eye, I will DIE

Okay but the crocodiles would 100% be the ones to teach little kids how to curse. Just imagine all the kids in the Outlands cussing all willy nilly and Kiburi’s float being the reason they learned the curse words in the first place

Depending on who it is, the adults are either laughing their tails off or trying to teach the kids why those words they’re saying are bad. Ushari’s ghost is helping by causing a small pebble to fall on the kids’ heads every time they cuss

Not even the kids in the Pridelands are safe cuz Makuu may or may not have accidentally said a curse word around a group of kids. Like he says the curse and then mid sentence he notices that kids heard him and he’s like “….balls.”

No but Kiburi’s float actively teaching the youngsters to swear is the funniest thing bdgdgdgd

This bitch saltier than a COD lobby just popped in my head when I started eating this:

For context this is my first attempt at homemade popcorn and I may or may not have put way too much salt