expressed this sentiment before but I like when there’s 2 bad guys and they’re shaped like this

for examples

I’m going to be thinking about this

One panel of comic for the next 8 years of my life

I need a personal assistant/chat bot where every time someone asks if I'll sext with them/be their domme, it just sends them an auto response that I'm only accepting new play partners through my fansites 😜

Like don't get me wrong, I'm flattered! And it wouldn't bother me so much if tumblr's messenger system wasn't busted and would properly show me new messages, or allow me to prioritize them correctly.

But the conversations I'm invested in keep getting buried in messages that are like, "Hey, can I have free sex? I don't have my age in my bio and I did NOT read your pinned post AT ALL, by the way 🥰"

me sitting here with my "broyals having a quasi sunfire sibs conflict over the cube" crack theory waiting for ezran to have one (1) line of dialogue or scene with the cube:

like why would they do this to me:

🐁☁️🌫️

I love playing Pokémon in a way that would absolutely kill anyone who knows a thing about the game. No I don’t know most weaknesses and strengths of typings or what I should be using. No I’m not building a well rounded team. No I don’t remember battle to battle what moves are effective against what Pokémon’s even if I just fought them and lord knows I don’t really understand their power or literally any stat my mons have. I am heavily brute forcing my way through this game with my team full of Sunflora fusions because this is Infinite Fusions and I can do that. Yes having everyone a grass type presents problems. No I don’t care! I will beef them up enough they can tank hits until I can destroy whoever I’m fighting and if all else fails I have potions and revives and everything I need on stock to keep going. I do not know what I’m doing but I’m having fucking fun with it!!!!

haven’t been on much bc my dog has been sick :( between seizures and an infected tooth we’ve been having a Time trying to get everything fixed (this started around the holidays so our vet has been very booked up…we have been like 3-4 times in the past 4-5 weeks OTL does not help it’s like an hour drive there, so that’s been exhausting) now his new seizure meds are making him sick (was hoping it was like, just an adjustment period thing but he’s been sick for a week and having concerning symptoms…) if I’m not on a ton or slow to replying to messages it’s bc I’m working as much overtime as my job will give me bc Vet Expensive and mentally drained obvi 😞

praying and hoping and begging for things to get better or at least more tolerable soon because i dont know how many more physical symptoms of stress my body can take

idk who needs to hear this but growing native plants is not hard at all, at all

my life plan is very simple. first i gotta somehow be good at making music. then i need to somehow make connections in the industry. then i need to find an audience in my country despite me not having a clear genre, but any genre i'm interested in isn't really popular here anyway so most people have to go abroad to start a career. through all that i need to make enough money so i can one day move to another country - probably the us, specifically new york, bc that's likely the only place with enough people that'll be into what i might make - and somehow have a big break there in order to make a living off it. literally so easy. extremely doable

I feel like my crown just shifted up oh my god

Janeway really said “I’m gonna hunt him down no matter what the cost. No matter how long it takes. If you wanna call that a vendetta-” like ma’am you KNOW that’s a vendetta there’s no IF

i formally take back any negative thing i’ve ever said about any other past camera man. THIS is by far the worst cameraman of all time

People in the banpitbulls subreddit are something else. The vast majority of dogs belonging to the various bully breeds we collectively call 'pit bulls' go through their entire lives without a problem but if you just listened to them, every single one if those dogs will murder a minimum of seven school buses full of orphans by the time they are five.

Yes, it is a dog with a high prey drive that needs an experienced owner and plenty of exercise and mental stimulation in order to properly keep it. Yes, they should be leashed, properly socialized, trained well, and under supervision around children and smaller animals AS ALL DOGS SHOULD as every dog has the capacity to do a lot of harm. Yes, the five or six different bully breeds are responsible for more attacks than any single other breed. Yes, pibble advocates can be annoying, insensitive, and get a lot of the nitty gritty wrong.

But no, not every pit bull type dog is a ticking time bomb monster whose planning to eat you, your family, your other dog, and your house. In fact, statistically, most of them will not be a problem. Stop having a panic attack or a rage induced aneurysm every time you see someone posting a picture of their bully being cute.