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rslgatekeeper · 10 months

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#just married couple things #house md #hatecrimes md #hilson #dr house #dr wilson

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starrynightsxo · 3 months

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cardan if he knew sending letters didn't work

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waywardsculs · 2 months

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He slumps over and starts to nom on Liliths arm. " Wife crunchy. " Hed mumble in a daze. Making little nomnomnom noises with every nibble.

UNPROMPTED // ALWAYS ACCEPTING

He really was such a silly little devil, wasn't he? Laughing softly to herself Lilith gently captured his cheeks between her hands, leaning over to press lips against his own - only to playfully chomp his cheek.

" You're rather tasty yourself , honey ~ "

#celestialfcllen #just married couple things #┊LILITH ═══ ✧ in character #┊mail received ═══ ✧ questions & answers

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wahgifs · 1 year

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we all know the working energy of earth and mix when they perform together. — moonlight chicken (2023) dir. aof noppharnach 🐔

#userdramas #asianlgbtqdrama #bldramaedit #moonlight chicken #mix sahaphap #earth pirapat #earthmix #midnight series #thai drama #just old married couple things ♥#please i love them

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tariah23 · 1 month

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One of the main reasons why I used to avoid Isekai’s, and fantasy works in general, like the plague is because of how over saturated they’d become with things that didn’t feel like they even belonged to the genre to begin with… it’s not too hard to find works that stand out but so much of those works have been pushed down and forgotten, it just sucks.

#one of the many reasons why fantasy in general outside of a few things has never stuck with me or have even been a go to genre to engage #with if it was simply just that and nothing else added to subvert the genres 🧍🏾‍♀️#at least enough for me to enjoy myself… and I’m an insanely picky person too so…#isekai’s really did get turned into incel shit and sm of them are pedo/incest pandering as well #the amount of times I’ve run into an isekai where the warrior ends up marrying his daughter at the end of the series-#never got over that one where the son was falling in love with his mom bro that series could’ve been so fun #and a lot of the scenes with them would have them almost appearing as though they were a couple… the Romantic scene on the beach 💩…#kms rn-#and sm fantasty stuff is full of assault as well because they want to be like berserk so badly uhhh #it’s kinda crazy #rambling #I’m mostly desensitized to a lot of this stuff in fiction depending on how they’re presented but I usual usually scroll by/read the things #as quickly as possible just to get done with it #I don’t rly skip most things tbh :(#DM is refreshing though it’s very charming and colorful #I don’t have much to say for frieren since I never really cared to get into it but I’m sure it’s endearing for most

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hamletshoeratio · 4 months

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"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"

I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.

I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.

Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.

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wannaliveattheholidayinn · 8 months

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this may be an unpopular opinion, but i personally think that jeff and britta should've gotten married back in season 3 and just dealt with the consequences of that action for the rest of the show

#is that tropey? yes. would they very likely just get divorced? yes. do i care? NO #give me jeffbritta arguing about cohabitation. britta has cats jeff has to learn to live with bc it's cheaper to live together.#give me domestic moments the two of them share ABSOLUTELY IGNORING that this is a Thing married couples do #give me them slowly realizing they LIKE being married to each other #britta still talks about the institution of marriage being a scam and misogynistic and annie's like "you're married?!?!'#and britta's like 'yes and...?'#basically it's slowburn jeffbritta but they're already married and refuse to get divorced because they like the tax benefits #community #community nbc #jeff winger #britta perry #jeffbritta #redstreet

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that-really-dungeons-my-dragons · 4 months

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Thinking about how when Gillion wakes up from his first Rakshasa-induced nightmare and is so, so shaken, how Chip instantly 1) gets it because he's been through it and 2) realizes Gill probably won't be able to put it into words and wouldn't want to anyway, and so 3) he immediately offers the bracelet to Gill so that Gill can show him.

Like that last point, let's just look at that for a second. The last time, those bracelets didn't work out too well! Gill found out about the call with Edyn and that Chip had been keeping it from him. It did not end well for Chip at all.

But he offers them again. A show of trust and repentance. But also an offer to share the burden of the nightmares and the curse. It's a way to show Gill that he doesn't have to carry the pain alone. Show me. Let me carry some of the weight with you. Let me into literally the most private place you have -- your own mind -- and let me see what hurts you the most.

And Gill does! He trusts Chip with that! He let's him! Gill, who carries the world on his shoulders opens up and allows Chip in to help him carry this.

The emotional vulnerability and the support!!!!

#I'm so weak for this #i don't know if it's because I'm ace or what but Gill letting Chip see the nightmare legitimately took my breath away #because that to me feels so unbelievably intimate #like married couples have sex that is less intimate than that to me #which again i might just feel that way because I'm ace but holy shit #let me see the thing that makes you feel the weakest #let me see your biggest vulnerability #the thing that hurts you the most #trust me with that knowledge and let me help you carry the burden of it #jfc end me #jrwi riptide #jrwi fnc

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tea-cat-arts · 1 year

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I’m like, 90% sure Erza is just gonna throw Jellal against a wall if he doesn’t kiss her in the next 5ish chapters

#fairy tail #fairy tail fanart #erza scarlet #jellal fernandes #jellal x erza #jerza #fairy tail jerza #words do not describe the salt I felt finding out that in the 7ish years I hadn’t been paying attention to this series (1/2)#that these two STILL hadn’t gotten together (2/2)#they’re basically a married couple already #just let them be happy #I get the plot reasons why Jellal hasn’t made a move #but as a bisexual with a thing for strong women with swords-#I think he’s a moron

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beaulesbian · 1 year

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Trigun Stampede || season 1

Meryl & Wolfwood

#trigun #meryl stryfe #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #merylwood #stryfewood #some little bit of #mashwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #mine #gif:trigun #trigunedit #love that meryl learnt about the experiments on nick and then the first thing she did after finding out he left vash was to kick his shin #i just love their dynamic more and more #that bickering old married couple. they fight but they really care for the other #((something something vash has a type))

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kyurochurro · 1 year

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GUESS who got sick and GUESS who’s angrily taking care of him till he gets better

#churro art #doodles #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #IM BACK ON MY ZOSAN ARC WEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE #goes crazy sorry. I love them so much. constantly rotating them in my head.#anyways zoro gets a cold and sanji goes like are u srs I can’t believe this this is ludicrous.#and then proceeds to make him various soups and broths throughout the day #and like continuously checks up on him #and it’s this whole THING #chopper does that one dumb SpongeBob face and says ‘oh. u care about zoro don’t you sanji’#and sanjis like NO!?#anyways I just wanted to draw expressions LOL #I WILL continue to push the married couple zosan agenda mark my words.

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teruel-a-witch · 1 year

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steve is a ride-or-die husband in married for real

doesn't even ask why danny wants to kill someone, just who, and immediately assumes they will be doing it together, just like everything else.

all jokes aside about how deeply married they are, genuinely it's astounding how truly intertwined their lives are. 'your problems become my problems'. just like in a real marriage there's a certain entitlement towards each other's possessions, 'what's mine is yours and viceversa'.

steve drives danny's car and even danny slips and calls it 'our car'

danny calls steve's living room 'our living room'

'why is he mad at us?' 'must be your fault' aka they share enemies and grudges

steve helps himself to danny's wallet (basically pooled finances) but also drops exorbitant amounts of money on gifts to danny and grace

danny wanders into steve's house without knocking and helps himself to steve's fridge whenever he feels like it

not to mention how possessive he is over steve's kitchen and is indignant when he sees another man using what's his (because when he lived in a shitty apartment he basically used it whenever to learn to cook properly as by the end of s1 he's clearly cooked steve breakfast enough times that steve knows he hates his eggs)

'what are WE thinking, buddy'

co-parenting danny's kids together (steve even calls grace 'my girl' and worries about her being sent to a school that's gonna be a den of sin)

'if a guy was taking pictures like that of my daughter I'd kill him' 'me too'

when danny gets called away for work steve finishes charlie's bedroom by himself and then tells charlie danny did it just like a stay-at-home parent covering up for the busy parent

danny delegates activities he doesn't want to do (jogging, training, surfing) but steve would love to do to him so they are both contributing in raising grace. (meanwhile he hates that stan is paying for her tennis lessons, intruding on something danny willingly lets steve in on)

steve sees danny's retirement as their business, 'our retirement'

they go 50/50 on a restaurant which is danny's dream and steve is nothing if not a supportive husband

all the times danny stays at the house for weeks rent free (and sleeps in steve's bed while house-sitting and blames it on the dog) and moves in twice, second time permanently

dreams of shared future together, 'this is how I always thought it was gonna end, two guys sitting on the beach, watching sunsets'

they really are married in all but the legal sense. it's a mutually beneficial partnership where they are equals not in the sense that they literally contribute the same amount but they contribute what they can in accordance to their ability and compromise and fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. they even have an almost innate telepathy only characteristic of people that have been married for decades.

#mcdanno #actual married couple mcdanno #h50 parallels #h50 meta #myh50 #h50 #hawaii five 0 #h50 5x15 #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #all the times they use the royal we and share a brain cell #talk about teaching grace things when she's 30 #idk i just genuinely love how deeply connected they are #it really is an equal partnership #and a good marriage (not like danny and rachel's :p)

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sneckoil · 11 days

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thank you to the one author who wrote everything i wanted in a fic, set exactly after the episode i just finished watching, about the rare pairing i just drafted multiple analyses on, with the exact same wavelength on said drafts, written with perfect nuance. I wasnt even looking for you the stars just aligned

#It was wilson/cuddy. i had a lot to say but it was boring #MY DRAFTS not the fic. THE FIC WAS GREAT #the tldr is: they are both so lonely and i wouldnt be surprised if they agreed to pretend to be a married couple #at any point when they were both single. just to feel something. the thing #they both want but know isnt meant for them #not even with each other not even if theyre willing to play that role with each other #shioshpam #zzz

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damienhaasmylife · 28 days

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as annoyed as i've been at/by shourtney shippers over the years i've been a smosh fan, i honestly want this to be real

#like it's just been on another level compared to all the other rpf shipping that's going on #i feel like some people who ship them have many times taken things too far #but if they actually are a couple and they actually just got married #i am so so happy for them #although the more i think about it it might just be a prank #but i actually really hope that it's not fake but that it's actuallyreal #smosh #shayne topp #courtney miller #shortney

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ruben-the-cowboy · 28 days

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No thoughts just thinking about Hosea and Dutch arguing

#they’re my favorite married divorced remarried elderly couple #my favorite thing is when Hosea disagrees with Dutch and he just goes ‘DUTCH.’ to display he disapproves in Dutch’s idea #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 fandom #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #dutch x hosea #vandermatthews

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imthursdaysyme · 10 months

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Sleepover shenanigans

#drawing #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley #stobin #they were in her room arguing like old married couple #listen steve just doesn’t understand how she can’t do it bc he thinks she can do anything #he said what tf do you mean you don’t have abs and rob was like bestie I don’t work out they aren’t strong I’m a limo noodle #and he was like well girl get on that I don’t want you to die bc you didn’t keep your body healthy istg your worse than Henderson #and she was like HEY I do plenty of things such as ride my bike and he said ok then why are your thighs the size of my forearm #and he keeps yelling at her to use her core and she’s screaming at him that she’s trying #and he’s holding her leg #but we’ll rob flails and her heel whacked him in the eye so he feel back #hit the wall thought he was dead #dropped rob to the ground and shes cursing like an d man that had to get up from his chair #and she’s like why’d you drop me and he doesn’t respond so she looks over #and my man is out for the count with another black eye #she thinks she killed him and worries that after years of demogorgons and Russians the thing that kills Steve Harrington is #Robs sharp ass heel #she pushes him under the bed and covers him with blankets and then goes to sleep #except he wakes up at like 2am and she screams worse than when she saw a ud creature for the 1st time and whacks him back down and BAM #he is out again and now Robin is freaking out more bc omg she killed her platonic soulmate and he came back to life only for her to kill him #AGAIN #she wonders if she can be tried for double manslaughter on one man but how would they know? then rob realized she can’t testify bc #she’ll tell everything if she gets up on the stand and she won’t just be sentenced for life she’ll be sentence for TWO lives #but then she’s like omg I deserve two life sentences to honor Steve even though he wouldn’t be in jail she just assumes he goes with her #even her own prison sentence for his murder #the next time Steve wakes up he inches out and flips on her to tame her flailing limbs and she starts crying saying #I killed you twice but my love for you is so strong it brought you back a third time and steve is like you knocked me out shithead you didnt #murder me Jesus Christ and she’s like how do you k ow and he’s like omg how do I know

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