never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

gasping and fainting over her collarbones like a victorian virgin seeing a naked ankle for the first time

some important advice

“adrien was never allowed to go to public school” ladynoir AUs are so underrated tbh. the reveal is arguably even more earth-shattering than canon’s. in an AU where marinette personally doesn’t know adrien at all, the reveal becomes the in-universe equivalent of finding out your boyfriend on discord has been Harry Styles all along. and you’re not even necessarily a fan. fucking hilarious. iconic. how does she come back from that. how do you just continue on your day after finding out your life is a wattpad fic

me going to bed tonight

andrea macasaet as anne boleyn in six: the musical

oh that trans woman has a fetish you dont like? should we socially murder her? should we try to make the transgenders a flawless squeaky clean ignorable monolith that cis ppl have no such pressure to become?

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

oh to be called "my love" by your favourite person in the whole world