hi! how would Valeria and Kate react if their wife’s got hurt because of their work, both of them working highly jobs and it ended up catching up to their s/o. hoe you are doing well and drink plenty of water! thank you!

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Hello! Both of them would be absolutely distraught, but would go about it in different ways!

Valeria’s and Laswell’s Wife Gets Hurt Because of their Job

Valeria: Whoever hurt you will wind up tortured and eventually, once she thinks they’ve had enough of their miserable life, will wind up dead. Naturally, the first thing she does is check up on you, see if you’re alright and well, that’s her priority. You’re the love of her life, there’s no one else in this world she wants to see do well. You’ll be admitted to the best hospital nearby and will only get the finest treatment. Once you’re stabilized, that’s when the hunt begins. Whoever hurt you won’t get too far since that bastard’s life will be on the line. Regardless of where they might be hiding, Valeria will find them and show them that death is actually a kind of mercy. She has pretty much everything at her disposal, everything money can buy, this sucker won’t know what hit them. If it’s revenge they want, then revenge they’ll get. Valeria promises you that their head will be on a silver plate. She’s not very good with words when it comes to comforting someone, but she will have that person killed in the most cruel ways she can imagine. In fact, she’ll take the pleasure of torturing them upon herself. Once she’s done, she’ll take some days off, which is surprising since she usually can’t afford that at all. You’ll be under her direct care for those days. Anything you want you’ll get. Afterwards there will be a slight shift in her demeanor, Valeria becomes more protective over you. Sometimes she might even assign some trusted people of hers to watch over you since she can’t afford something like that happening again. While she can’t always take some days off, she’ll try to be closer to you anyway. Always texting you, finding excuses to come home for a day maybe. She just really needs to make sure you’re okay, she wouldn’t know what to do with herself if you died.

Laswell: Laswell will try to be a bit more diplomatic about it at first, trying to coax whoever hurt you out of hiding. This person will be held accountable for their crimes against her world. Naturally, she rescues you first, gets you to the nearest hospital and won’t leave your side until you’re stable again. If it takes you a while to wake up again, she’ll leave to find the fucker and make sure they swim with the fishes. She has a pretty large, efficient network and will find out who it was fairly easily. Once she knows who they are, she won’t hesitate to find out all their past crimes as well, if they hurt you then they must have done some other awful things as well. Once that phase is over, she’ll go to their home herself and have them arrested, put in the worst prison imaginable where the inmates are treated especially badly. She won’t kill them, but she wouldn’t be surprised if they wind up dead anyway. Laswell usually isn’t an evil person, but she does hope that person dies during their time. Their sentence will be as long as possible so there’s no chance of them ever seeing the sunlight again either. Once all of this is over, she, too, would take some days off to spend with you. You’re a priority above all else, so Laswell will want to be there for you, no matter the cost. While she usually isn’t, depending on how severely you got hurt she might become a bit overbearing, a bit overprotective. That overprotectiveness will last for a few months, afterwards she’ll try to give you some space again. However, she’ll always be keeping a closer eye on you, always texting or calling you every once in a while to make sure you’re okay. If she needs to, she’ll put you under her protection officially, but the situation needs to be dire for that to happen. Either way, she’ll be keeping you safe.

very self indulgent t4t and trans solidarity bingqiu

bonus: happy bingy

You can horny post and thirst for Circe and Calypso without making fun of Odysseus, a victim of both, btw. 👍

not to be gay on main but oh my god. oh my god.

I hate when youre having a dream and your brain makes up a guy and goes “okay you have a strong emotional attachment to this guy” and you’re like okay cool I love this guy I’d do anything for him. and then he fuckin dies

I saw a mutual of yours (Zero) post songs that remind them of their fave ships. Would you be interested in doing the same??? This concept is so cute to me bc it really shows off how we view this characters and their chemistry :) If you’re not interested!!!! That’s fine too <3

I love this, thank you so much for asking me 💕

Sladick

Loreen - Is it love

Taylor Swift - Don't blame me

Maneskin - I wanna be your slave

5 seconds of summer - If walls could talk

5 seconds of summer - Red Desert (because of a fic I've read lmao)

Anne-Marie - Unhealthy

Rudolf - The Writing's on the wall - and I blame polv for that because whenever I hear it now I see Dick behind prison bars talking with Slade (about Bruce) so I guess this one also counts for BruDick

Fast Boy - Forget you

Elle Duhe - Middle of the night

Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?

And actually lemme put a few for those two as well:

JayDick

5 seconds of summer - Lover of mine

Nathan Dawe - 21 reasons

Clinton Kane - I guess I'm in love

BruDick

David Guetta - Crazy what love can do

PRETTYMUCH - Eyes off you

Ruth B. - Dandelions

Charlie Puth - Dangerously

Aaand that would be it for now? Those are just off the top of my head and stuff I listened to recently. You can let me know what you think haha I'll take full criticism

have some more elaborate art im working on , so in the meantime . silly stuff :)

"Come on, it’s not like we’re cursed or something. Are we cursed?"

ST Epic Cycle AU feat. Nancy and Jonathan as Odysseus and Penelope (Pre-marriage (and race))

Psst, if you're curious, the dialogue is from The Weaver and the Carver , which is a very good Odypen fic, just saying. It is an Odysseus and Penelope meeting fic set to the backdrop of Helen's first kidnapping and is very well-written.

Hello y’all! I’m just gonna say this now, I do love drawing things, but on this account I will only be drawing people and characters from Greek Mythology and/or Epic the Musical! I love that some of you are liking what I am drawing, but I’ve had a few, let’s say interesting, requests. Unfortunately there will be some drawings that never end up drawn, with the ones being out of theme amongst them. Thank you for understanding!!!!

I've literally seen someone respond to a joke picture involving a vibrator (the one with a sickle and vibrator) with “ummmm well sex toys are Individualist and a commoditization of natural human sexuality, they isolate and disconnect us from other people :/”

related are the longstanding cis feminist hangups around various sex toys being Phallic, “centering penises”, “identifying with Male Consumption of women's sexuality”, “making sex between women about penises and therefore about men”, etc.—unfortunately with the rejoinder from other cis feminists often failing to reject the [obviously transmisogynistic and stupid] premise itself, instead only disagreeing along the lines of “no, dildos and straps aren't anything like penises, they don't have anything to do with penises, which means they're fine [but penises are still innately bad and unfeminist etc.]”

pretty bleak 🤪

hi lol

theres something so odd about how team skull is characterized in the anime. like. in the games theyre a nuisance with a sad backstory to them and they take it out through rage, especially guzma. them teaming up with the aether foundation comes across as lusamine manipulating guzma tbh, like hes just a lackey to her

and then in the anime they water down how gross aether was by limiting the crimes to just faba being a dick instead of the entire foundation being complicit, and in return team skull has their backstory ignored for the most part and theyre perfectly willing to gang up on and hurt a six year old cause she told them not to be mean. like yes they were villains in the game but that just feels weird for them

@rewpuk showed me the site he uses to draw and we doodled together :D it was very fun!!

me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -

the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying

bags a storm for you and then watches as its released unintentionally little more than a week later