#johnny knoxville ff
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Hello I have jealous Knoxville brain rot and I was wondering if you could write a Knoxville x fem!reader where the reader is bams best friend and they grew up skating together attached at the hip but Johnny is fully into the reader and she’s into Johnny (he does not see this) but he thinks she and bam are going to date because everyone thinks they would make the perfect couple. It can take whatever direction you would prefer from there I just would die for some pining jealous Knox 😭
Going Up
[Johnny Knoxville x F!Reader]
Desc: Anon covered it but I made it smutty! As in elevator sex smutty...
A/n: need to put eyeliner on johnny rn. also I'm trying to do something different in all of my smuts so they don’t get boring or repetitive to write so lmk if you like it!! comments and reblogs make my day fr <3
Warnings: smut (18+), p in v, public sex (sort of), alcohol
3.4k words
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Bam and you were fucking around on your boards, doing stupid tricks and just wasting time until you were called to set. You always thought it was stupid that your call times were so early when you were never really needed until the afternoon at least. Nonetheless you showed up, bored and hungover.
“Fuck I’ve almost got it.” You bitched, irritated that you couldn’t succeed in the easiest tricks when your head was throbbing from the night before. Bam laughed,
“Yeah, sure you do.” This earned him a prompt thump on the arm from your fist, your teeth grinding.
“Shut up, dickhead.” He still laughed, only holding the site of injury this time. He looked up behind you and raised his eyebrows. You spun around to see who he was looking at only to see Johnny Knoxville staring over at the two of you, quickly shifting his gaze once you spotted him, pretending he wasn’t looking.
“Hmmm.” Bam hmmmed.
“What?” You asked, skating in circles around him.
“He’s got the hots for you.”
You rolled your eyes, “You think everyone’s got the hots for me.”
“Because they do!”
You scoffed, “Your ego for me is bigger than my own. No one even asks me out anymore.”
“That’s ‘cause they think we’re dating.”
You pouted in contemplation. “I guess. Well why won’t you date me then?!” You brought your arms around Bam’s neck in mockery as you skated past him, laughing as he attempted to shoo you off. You planted a sloppy kiss on his cheek like a drunken aunt.
“You’re gross. You’re like my sister, freak.” You giggled as Bam attempted to wipe your spit off his face, arms still wrapped around him.
Johnny swallowed thickly as he observed you acting all coupley with Bam, sipping the crappy cup of coffee he got from the catering table when Ryan wandered over to him and looked to see what he was gawking at. He sighed,
“You know they’re not dating, right?” Johnny was snapped out of his daze upon hearing his voice.
He cleared his throat, “What? Oh, uh. Yeah.” He scratched the back of his head, feeling caught. He bit his lip, looking back over to you, his heart beating a little faster the wider you smiled.
“She probably likes you dude. There’s not many women that don’t.” Johnny took another sip from his styrofoam cup, eyes still on you, shrugging. Ry just shook his head, chuckling under his breath. He patted Johnny reassuringly on his shoulder and walked away, leaving him to yearn a little longer. You glanced up to see Johnnys eyes still drinking you in. You smiled and waved at him jokingly, causing his cheeks to flush as he hobbled off. Maybe he does have the hots for you after all.
“She probably likes you dude. There’s not many women that don’t.” Johnny took another sip from his styrofoam cup, eyes still on you, shrugging. Ry just shook his head, chuckling under his breath. He patted Johnny reassuringly on his shoulder and walked away, leaving him to yearn a little longer. You glanced up to see Johnnys eyes still drinking you in. You smiled and waved at him jokingly, causing his cheeks to flush as he hobbled off. Maybe he does have the hots for you after all.
A few days later you were in your hotel room applying your makeup, ready to go hit the bars after filming on location in New York. Bam and you were sharing, not the same bed but still, it didn’t help the rumours. You carefully lined your lips with liner as Bam lay on his bed staring at the ceiling, bored out of his tree waiting on you.
“The bars are gonna be fucking closed by the time we leave.” You rolled your eyes, rubbing your lips together and tousling your hair.
“It’s not even eleven yet. We’re gonna be early freak.” Bam pushed himself off the mattress,
“Fuck this, I’m leaving with Ryan it’s too late to be this sober.”
He grabbed his jacket and key card and swung the door open only to be met with a tall figure, hand raised and ready to knock.
“Johnny.” Bam spoke, leading you to snap your head to take a look at the supposed man at your door.
“Hey.” The often confident man’s voice wavered awkwardly, as if he had been caught in a trap. Bam leaned back to look at you, then back to Johnny, smiling like an idiot.
“I was about to head with Ryan, you can come if you want or uh…” Bam raised his brows suggestively, something you didn’t spot. Johnny cleared his throat and swallowed thickly, contemplating for a moment whether or not he wanted to let it out that he’d rather stay with you.
“I can stay with her while she gets ready. Bring you down if you want.” He called out to you, biting the bullet. You flicked your hair away from your face, grinning,
“Sure. I’ll be ready in a minute anyways.” Bam shrugged and left the two of you to it, Johnny stumbling in and seating himself on the edge of your bed, observing you through the mirror as you smudged some more eyeliner in your waterline.
“That looks like it hurts. Is it not going into your eye?!” Johnny gritted his teeth together while you giggled.
“I’m used to it. Here let me put some on you.” You held the eyeliner pencil between your fingers and turned to face him though his hands were already raised up, refusing.
“Oh come on! It doesn’t hurt and you can wash it off if you really hate it!” You flashed your best puppy dog eyes which ultimately worked as he simply couldn’t say no to you when you looked like that. He rolled his eyes as you grinned, moving closer to him. His breath hitched as your knees brushed against his, hands holding himself up as he leaned back slightly, eyes peering up at you. You took your bottom lip between your teeth in concentration and rested your hand against his cheek, Johnny swallowing right after. You used your thumb to pull his eye down just a tad, enough to see his waterline and went right in to apply it, accidentally poking him straight in the eye.
“Ow!” The jabbed exclaimed, pulling away from you and holding his hand over his eye dramatically.
You rolled you eyes. “Alright sorry. It was only a poke! C’mere it didn’t even get in your waterline.” Johnny was about to protest but felt he couldn’t once you pulled his face forward again forcefully, tongue poking out of your mouth as you concentrated on the task at hand.
He looked up to the ceiling and pretended the situation wasn’t incredibly uncomfortable as your raised leg kneeled on his lap in order to get the job done, face so close to his own as you tediously worked on coating his under eyes with black eyeliner. He couldn’t help but let his eyes drift to take you in, somehow you looked even more beautiful when you were in concentration. Your eyes met his and you smiled with your brows knitted together, a little unsure on why he was gawking once again. Well not really unsure, you were fairly sure. As you got back to it, Johnny posed a question,
“So you do this with Bam a lot huh?” You rolled your eyes at the insinuation of it.
“Well yeah, ever since he saw Ville with it he begs me to do it all the time. He fucks it up whenever he tries to put it on himself.” You pulled the pencil away to admire your work as the first eye seemed done.
“Looks good.” You smile, Johnny trying to move his head to take a look in the mirror but your hand pulling his face away.
“Not yet. Lemme do the other one.” You repeated your movements of pulling his eye down slightly with your thumb to do the next one, brows knitted together.
Johnny looked up to you, sunken eyes boring into your face.
“So you and Bam huh?” You scoffed, that was a sentence you heard practically everyday.
“No. Not me and Bam. How long have I known you at this stage?!”
Johnny smiled. “I dunno. You’re sharing a hotel room so.” His southern voice drawled. You continued penciling in the makeup.
“Different beds idiot. MTV’s budget must be tight this year.”
Johnny bit his lip. “So there’s nothing going on there.”
You shook your head, “Nothing.” That’s when you finished the job, pulling away to admire your work.
“Not bad huh?” This time you allowed Johnny to look at himself, standing up to get closer to the mirror.
“Christ I look ridiculous.”
You laughed, “No you don’t! This is so in right now.” You folded your arms and came up to the mirror as well to look at his face through the reflection.
“Yeah it’s in for twenty year olds. I’m old remember?”
You rolled your eyes. “You’re only like nine years older than me.”
Johnny flashed you a ‘careful’ look, but you smiled it off. He looked fucking hot if you were being honest, and that little crush you had on him was coming back in full force. You bit your lip as you and Johnny stared at each other for a little too long until he bustled off to the bathroom to attempt to scrub the liner off. His efforts were almost futile, a faint black still present in his waterline.
“That’s hot! No, seriously it looks good like that.” Johnny sighed as he realised he’d have to go out with a trace of makeup on his face.
“Are girls gonna think I’m gay?”
You laughed, shaking your head. “Well you’ll have me on your arm so, hopefully not.” Johnny raised his brow at you but you ignored him, grabbing your purse, ready to hit the bars.
The bar everyone was meeting at was busy and bustling, a live band playing. You and Johnny arrived together of course and hit the bar immediately to get some drinks, already far too sober compared to the likes of Chris and Steve-o. You sat together in slightly close quarters, chatting amongst yourselves. You were enjoying his company, he smelled nice and the more you drank the more flirty you got. You had already punched Steve-o square in the arm when he made a dumb comment about Johnny’s ‘new look’ and an hour later his arm was draped over you. That was until Bam stumbled over to you all, clearly very drunk.
“You have to come dance with me. Now!” He reached out and grabbed your hand, forcing you up and away from your arm candy.
“Hey!” You called out but Bam was already pulling you onto the dance floor, hands grabbing your waist to dance with you.
You reluctantly pulled your arms up around Bam’s shoulders. Sure you loved to dance but when you did with Bam and you were drunk, the rumours were only set ablaze. You tried to catch Johnnys eyes as you swung your hips, only seeing him grit his teeth and practically glare at Bam. Was he… jealous? You looked at your dance partner who was too inebriated to have any sort of spatial awareness, simply blindly moving you around. Out of the corner of your eye you spotted an attractive looking girl dancing by herself and so you hatched a plan. As Johnny continued to glare you pushed Bam off of you and practically shoved him towards the other girl.
“This is Bam!” You called out to her and she looked rather thrilled, must’ve been a fan.
As the new couple began to dance once more you strutted over towards Johnny who was now looking at you like a deer in the headlights.
“Come on. You wanna dance with me right? Well dance with me now!” You slipped your hand in his and pulled him up, dragging him behind you as you set off for the floor.
Johnny was in slight shock, his hands finding their way to your waist in a daze as you brought your arms around his neck, moving your hips with the beat. You looked up to Johnny and flashed a smug grin,
“Were you jealous Knoxville?”
Johnny blushed, laughing and shaking his head.
“So what if I was?”
You smiled even wider, taking Johnny’s hand from your waist and moving it down to cup your ass.
“You don’t need to be.”
You chewed your lip as his hands felt you up on the dance floor, not caring that people might see your skirt riding up and exposing your ass. Johnny looked especially attractive as he appeared almost flustered, cheeks burning red and eyes blown out. As the music changed you moved yourself around so your back was pressed against his chest, letting his arms drape around you and push you closer to him, feeling the outline of his dick press into your ass. You grinded to the beat of the loud music, feeling his breath on your neck and his stubble grazing your skin. It felt almost too intimate right there in the middle of all the bodies, sweaty and drunk, but god did you want him. You placed your hand over Johnny’s as it pressed into your stomach to hold you there and turned around so you could whisper in his ear,
“Wanna get out of here?”
Johnny only nodded, allowing you to lead him away from the crowds and out of the bar towards your hotel. Boy were you glad it was so close by as the desperation was radiating off of your hot bodies, clammy hands holding each other as you made your way through the streets, no talking necessary.
You both smiled politely at the receptionists as you wandered inside the hotel, trying to act as if you weren’t as desperate as you’d ever been, silently praying no stranger would join you in the elevator on your way up. Alas you were left alone, standing side by side as the doors shut. One second later Johnny flipped himself around and slammed his lips onto yours, forcing his leg between yours so they were parted and making out with you roughly. Your hands flew up to hold his face, letting out quiet whimpers as he took you with such force. His hands were already roaming over your body, fisting the fabric of the back of your skirt in his hand and pulling it up. If you didn’t know him any better you’d think he was about to fuck you in the elevator.
That’s when you felt it jolt, stopping on whatever floor you were on. You opened your eyes and pulled away from Johnny’s mouth in a panic, thinking something had broken but instead you were met with his hand over the emergency stop button, manical grin on his face. You covered your mouth with your hand, half shocked but entirely bemused.
“Are you serious?!” You laughed, completely bewildered.
“Couldn’t wait any longer.” is all he said, immediately diving back in to kiss you once more.
As your skirt had already been pushed up over your ass, in fact bunched up around your waist, Johnny’s fingers were smoothly tucked into the band of your panties, waiting for the moment he could finally pull them down. He took the opportunity as soon as your hand reached down to palm him over his pants, pushing your body against the wall of the elevator at the same time. You let out a groan as you frantically unbuckled his pants, him eventually giving in and shoving them down to pool around his ankles instead.
After some more hot and heavy making out, you felt Johnny’s hard cock press into the inside of your thigh and so you took matters into your own hands, freeing the member and urging him to fuck you against the cool metal walls of the box. You moaned as he entered you, his stubbly chin grazing your neck and lips kissing the skin tenderly as he began bucking his hips forward. He dug his thumbs into the skin of your waist to hold you still, your arms wrapping around his neck to brace yourself the faster he went.
Johnny’s grunts and your whimpers echoed around the elevator, it even jolted slightly with every thrust and it almost felt surreal that heart throb Johnny Knoxville was fucking you in a hotel elevator. You hid your girlish grin in the crook of his neck, kissing and sucking on it all the while.
“You think Bam could fuck me like this?” You whispered into his ear.
Sure it was evil but god did you love provoking the men that fucked you, it just makes everything more fun. Johnny laughed, more of a ‘fuck you’ sort of chuckle but he laughed nonetheless.
“You gonna talk about Bam while I’m balls deep inside of you?”
Johnny pulled his lips away from your neck to look you in the eye, yours as blown out as his. You grinned playfully.
“Well this means you don’t have to be jealous anymore. Your eyeliners fucking hot by the way”
Johnny laughed.
“Shut up.”
He continued to fuck you hard, his thrusts only increasing in pace and his moans only getting louder along with yours. It wasn’t long until he got you to that familiar place, head leaning back against the wall as you were worked to the edge.
“Fuck I’m gonna come.” You managed to get out between pants, holding onto your breath as you felt the sensation creep forward.
Johnny continued his relentless pace until you came hurtling down, the wave of pleasure washing over you and making your legs shake. The feeling of you tightening around Johnny made his breath hitch as you brought him closer to the edge.
“Can I come inside you baby?”
You nodded, head still reeling from your orgasm. Johnny gripped your hips tightly, pushing even further into you as he came with a loud groan into your neck, the hot breath sending shivers down your spine.
The two of you remained in the same place, panting and fucked out, sweat dripping from your foreheads. Johnny’s head was still buried in the crook of your neck.
“You alright there?” You laughed, poking his cheek.
He pulled away grinning.
“That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever done.”
You both laughed until Johnny kissed you again, your heads all foggy.
“You know we can do this again once we’re out of this elevator right?” You pulled away once his kisses got more needy, practically ready for round two already when his dick was growing soft inside you.
He laughed as he pulled out of you, the sensation making you wince slightly.
“Sorry.” He murmured, pressing a kiss to your cheek.
He bent down to help pull your panties back up and smooth your skirt out after buckling up his own pants. He fixed himself up a little more before pressing the emergency stop button once again as well as another button.
“Shit.” He muttered.
“What?!”
Johnny bared his teeth.
“I accidentally pressed the reception floor.”
You rolled your eyes and scoffed.
“Christ I hope those poor workers don’t see us again.”
Just as you attempted to fix up your hair the doors opened to reveal none other than Bam Margera himself, arm sleazily hung over the same girl you threw him at on the dance floor. You and Johnny must’ve looked like a deer in headlights right then but Bam was far too drunk and oblivious to notice just yet.
“Oh hey guys!” He grinned, entering with his new chick, her hand dragging over his chest.
“Weird the elevator wasn’t working for a minute. What were you guys doing already in here, I thought you left like thirty minutes ago?” Bam asked but his face dropped once it dawned on him.
He observed the pair of you, your makeup all messed up with tangled hair, skirt all wrinkled and Johnny with his messy hair and lipstick stains coating his neck and collar.
“Oh.”
“Let’s not.” You interjected before Bam could say anything that would make your skin crawl.
The rest of the elevator ride was painfully awkward and silent, even Bam’s girl noticing the horrible tension. Once you finally reached your floor after what felt like forever Bam spoke up.
“So uhh... can we take our room or do you want to-”
“Take our room.” You sputtered, leaving the damn elevator as soon as possible and darting towards Knoxville’s room, desperate to escape.
End.
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8 | Missing each other
Series: Uttermost Lifestyle
Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character
Word Count: 1.5k
Warnings: none
| MASTERLIST |
"How many different colors of the same top do you have?" Ryan asks about my bikini top.
"Three; the pink one from yesterday, purple, and blue. Oh wait, I think I have a green one somewhere." I try picturing my drawer at home.
"With matching bottoms that we don't get to see?" Bam comes up from behind wrapping his arms around me.
"Yes, with matching bottoms you won't see while we film. I get it the everyone saw me and my bra and panties but doing all this... I will have a clothing malfunction." I explain getting out of his arms.
"At least it's a fun day." Ryan says making me agree as I watch Johnny go sit down.
I leave the two while they help set up and I go sit next to Johnny. "We're good right?" He turns his head to look at me.
"Why wouldn't we be?"
"You know... Ash and the others." He trails off.
"Yeah, you can go on as many dates as you want since it didn't go anywhere." I say like it was nothing but deep down it hurt.
"Because we didn't try to take time." He says making me huff.
"Because when we left London you acted like nothing happened then moved on from it. You didn't take time. So I guess now I do-," He cuts me off.
"Don't you say regret."
"You seem to." I sigh looking into his eyes.
"I don't. I'm just not u- I'm scared... and when I'm scared I do stupid shit." He looks away from me.
"Fine, I don't regret because I don't... but it was a mistake because our friendship is a tad rocky." I say causing him to look back at me.
"Don't say it was a mistake either because it's not to me and never will be. I really li-," I cut him off.
"Johnny, please. I like you too but..." I shake my head, "I don't think I'm ready for anything with anyone. I need to focus on other things for Caiden and I. I'm sorry." I bite on my bottom lip looking down.
"It's okay, I understand." He pulls me into his side kissing the top of my head.
"Alex, come help us." Ryan calls me over to I go help get it slippery. "How are you not struggling?" He watches me slid over like I was skating.
"It's like roller skating or ice skating." I laugh going up to his side as Bam starts to wave around getting ready to fall.
"Bend your knees and quite throwing your arms around." I laugh right before he goes down.
"Help me up." He puts his hand up.
"You're gonna pull me down." I move away as he slides himself closer to me. "Bam no." I try getting away but Ryan grabs me. So me moving around makes him move and fall taking us both down. "Thank god I fell on you." I pat Ryan's chest.
"You're welcome." He chuckles as Bam grabs my ankle pulling me over to him.
"Ouch, Bam. My head." I groan since my head hit the wood when he pulled me off of Ryan.
"Sorry." He gets up and tries pulling me up but we both fall back down.
"You're gonna break her before we even start." Preston chuckles so Bam let's me get up by myself.
First up was Johnny taking the first slide down into the lake. The way he went in was just funny looking. "You're turn." Ryan gives me a push making me go down backwards.
As I come up to the surface I flip Ryan off, "My ass you dick!" I get out running to get up to him but he goes to slide down.
"What are you doing?" Johnny asks as I get into the splits.
"Push me please."
"That's not gonna work." He laughs at me.
"Probably but I wanna try. Come on." I say so he gives me push.
As I get closer to the end I slow down and one of my legs gets over and I come to a stop making us laugh. "I got you, mama." Bam gets on and pushes me over but slips as I get in the water.
"You good?" I ask getting out of the lake so he gives me a thumbs up.
After some time is see Chris covering his junk with garbage. "What the hell?" I cross my arms walking up to him.
"I'm garbage man." He opens his arms up in the air.
After he goes by himself, him and Johnny were going together. "My mom's gonna hate this piece. Me and Garbage man." I laugh as they hold hands them go down. The second time they go down Johnny lays on Chris back.
"Lex, get on top of me." Chris says as he gets on Johnny.
"That's too much." I say for Johnny.
"Get on him." Johnny says so I grab Chris shoulder lbs and the three of us go down into the lake.
"Johnny..." I say as he starts to make his way out.
"Huh?" He stops.
"My top got unhook and I can never find the loop without a mirror." I slowly make my way to him.
"Turn around." He says so I turn my back towards him and he takes his time to fix my top.
"Take your time, Johnny." I huff.
"Sorry. My head was somewhere else." He finishes and we get out.
I sit off to the side and watch everyone keep going at the slide till my phone starts to ring. "Hey hon." I answer Caiden's call.
"Hey mom. How's filming?"
"Okay, just wanna get back home." I smile missing him.
"I want you home too. It's weird not having you here." I could here his voice crack.
"I know baby. You have no clue how hard it is being away from you this long." I laugh tearing up some. It was true, since he was born we've never been apart for so long.
"You'll be home soon right?" He asks.
"Soon..." I sigh seeing Johnny looking over at me then makes his way over to me. "I gotta go baby. I'll call you later, I promise. I love you." I say then hang up.
"Everything okay?" Johnny sits next to me.
"Yeah, just Caiden calling saying he misses me." I use my towel to dry off.
"You're not used to be away from him so long?" He gives be a small smile.
"Yeah." I nod my head tearing up some. "He's not used to it either. He wanted to cry on the phone." I look up at the sky to stop the tears from coming out.
"Go home then. We don't have that much left." He rubs my back.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm also sorta your boss alongside Jeff and Spike too, so go home. I care about you and you miss Caiden." He says making me look at him.
"You saw that a lot." I smile a bit.
"What? I care about you? Because I do." He brings his hand to my cheek.
"You're killing me." I huff.
"You're killing me too." He chuckles. "You have no clue how hard it is to push things aside."
"Yes I do. Your stupid smile and laugh make it hard for me." I lean forward to kiss his cheek. "Thank you, Johnny for everything. Letting us live with you, you caring about me, and respecting me." I stand up going to the van.
When they were done for the day Johnny tells the others that I was gonna head back home tomorrow. Of course the guys were upset I was leaving earlier but they understood because of Caiden.
"We're gonna miss you, mama." Bam gives me a big hug.
"You all have my number so I can always meet up with you guys." I smile at them.
"Tell Caiden we miss him too." Chris kisses the top of my head.
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I end up heading back home the next day so when I got back Caiden was super excited to have me back. But then Nathan gave me some good news that he got me a small little role in a movie he was playing a small part in too. Also other good news was I could take Caiden with me since filming was in and around Queensland, Australia.
"Alexandria Hunt, it's a pleasure to meet you." I man comes up to me and hands me my script. "It's not a lot but it's more than a background extra." He smiles.
"Why did you pick me just form his words?" I ask pointing at Nathan.
"The acting you did for your first Jackass bit was great and your good looking so it's good enough for us. The plane scene is tomorrow so you could go practice your lines with Lillard." He walks off as I look at the script.
"Have fun with one of your celebrity crushes." Nathan leaves me.
"Celebrity crush? I only like one actor with last name... Oh my god!" I cover my mouth as I see Matthew Lillard makes his way towards me.
"Are you Alexandria?" He asks me and I was speechless so I just nod my head making him chuckle.
"I'm sorry. I just love you and the characters you play." I tell him before we start to practice lines together.
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The Invisible Man
Pairing: Johnny Knoxville x Reader
Plot: Y/N and Johnny’s daughter suddenly talks about an imaginary friend of hers that sounds a bit too familiar to her parents.
Warnings: None
"John?", Y/N asks and her husband turns around in his chair, he watches her stand in the doorframe. A nervous expression covers her features, one he promptly mirrors. "What's wrong?", he asks and furrows his eyebrows in skepticism.
She swallows thickly before she turns her head left and right, as if she was checking out if someone was eavesdropping then she steps into Johnny's office. She shuts the door behind her slowly and quietly. After taking one last deep breath, Y/N glances at him.
“Daisy is talking about him again."
She doesn’t have to say anything else, Johnny's nervous smile drops as soon as the sentence abandons her lips: "Are you sure?"
"Oh yeah. And... and it's like getting weirder and weirder."
"What do you mean it’s getting weirder?", he inquires and she notices how a specific amount of terror flashes up in his eyes.
"Well, for starters he apparently convinced her that time is a social construct.", the y/h/c woman clarifies and watches how Johnny's eyes widen slightly.
"Oh god.", he mumbles.
A few months ago, their four-year-old daughter had started talking about an imaginary friend of hers. Which initially wasn't a weird thing, children were having them all the time. Y/N was often talking to other parents about that kind of stuff, and they were telling her about their children's make-believe ‘friends’.
For example, Daisy’s classmate Joline was having tea parties with a seven feet tall flamingo. Who had four legs and a British accent. Y/N recalls how her mother was turning a dark shade of red in the beginning, appearing somewhat ashamed about her daughter's ‘friend’.
"I'm sorry.", she said, running her hand through her hair before making a quick hand motion to brush it off: "You must think I am deranged." But the other mother just smiled and shook her head: "No, I would never judge your daughter for something like that.”
Compared to Daisy’s made-up friend that flamingo sounded like the fluffy dream of any parent. Because Daisy’s invisible playmate happens to be a middle-aged man who is missing a tooth.
"And then.", Daisy said and looked at her parents with enthusiasm in her little green eyes. "I'm scared to ask.", Johnny muttered through gritted teeth, while still smiling at his daughter. "What, honey. What did he do?"
"He puked into the teacup and then he drank it all up again!", at this point their daughter was a giggling mess. Meanwhile, Y/N and Johnny just stared at her in shock and confusion.
"She just spends too much time around you guys.", Johnny explains while he looks around:” You cannot come over ever again.”
It is Chris' birthday and the long-time friends are all sitting around the campfire.
"Am I the only - wait, I have never met her before.", Dave says and Jason who sits next to him wrinkles his forehead. "Really? How did you manage to do that … We are virtually always drinking at Johnny's place."
Weeman scoffs while a smile plays on his lips: "Maybe it's just a reminder, that she's your daughter, Johnny."
Chris who walks out of the bungalow and up to his friends takes a sip of his beer: "What are you guys talking about?"
"Daisy's imaginary friend."; Johnny explains and shakes his head before he goes on: "The worst thing about the whole thing is, she swears he's not even imaginary. She says that he is a real person."
"Does he have a name?"
"It's a secret, Papa.", Johnny says in a high-pitched voice, mimicking his precious little girl:” He comes and he goes.” At that his friends all laugh.
A few minutes later the doorbell goes off and Chris stands up again before he disappears into the building.
“Perhaps Daisy is seeing a ghost.”, Steveo lets out and everyone (except Dave) grumbles:” What?!”
Dave nods his head:” Steveo’s right, children notice things we can’t. They-.” “Stop it.”, Johnny cuts his friend off with a sharp hand gesture:” My child is not able to see spirits! You’re being ridiculous.”
“Dad!”, a loud voice exclaims, and when the men turn their heads they watch how Daisy walks through the sliding doors into the garden. Y/N and Chris are close behind.
But then she abruptly stops walking. For a few minutes, she just stares at the men.
Her eyes widen.
Y/N and Johnny exchange a nervous look. “Maybe she’s seeing the ghost again.”, Steveo whispers, and Johnny shushes him. Her small hand raises and her finger points towards the group.
Then a huge smile emerges on her lips.
“FRIEND!”, she shouts and her finger lands on Dave.
A suffocating silence falls upon the group. “Wha-What?!”, Dave asks and swallows thickly, before he turns around to look behind. Only to discover that Daisy was unquestionably pointing at him.
“You’re my daughter's imaginary friend?!”
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“I have never met her before.”, Dave tells, an irritated expression is covering his face while Daisy has her arms around his torso. She is pushing her face directly into his abdomen, while she continues to say the word ‘friend’ over and over again. “Could you please stop doing that?” But the young girl just giggles at his request.
“I mean.”, Johnny starts and glances at Y/N:” He does fit the description. He is missing a tooth. And he is a middle-aged man. But do you think he’d puke into a teacup?”
“ I just don’t understand it. If he argues they never met then how- oh my god.” She puts her hand in front of her mouth before she looks back at Dave. The poor guy is sweating, and his hands are shaking slightly, while he struggles to gently push Daisy away. But her small hands are gripping onto his shirt for dear life.
Dave perks up and when he makes eye contact with Y/N all color drains off his face:” What? What’s wrong?”
“Darf!”, she merely says and Johnny runs a hand down his face before he bursts into laughter. “Daisy has been speaking about Darf this whole time!”
“I’m so happy she didn’t make those things up.”, Y/N lets out and lets out a pleased sigh followed by a chuckle:” Oh my god.”
“That’s it.”, Dave announces and slowly runs a hand down his face:”I’m never ever drinking again.”
#x reader#fluff#imagine#jackass#johnny knoxville#jackass forever#chris pontius#steve o#dave england jackass#dave england x reader#dave england imagine#dave england#johnny knoxville ff#jackass ff#darf england#darf
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So I’ve been having a jackass phase again, how would y’all feel about a Ryan x Johnny x reader smut 👀👀
#jackass#johnny knoxville#ryan dunn#steve o#bam margera#dave england#johnny knoxville smut#Ryan Dunn smut#johnny knoxville ff
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Chapter 5 part 1 is up now babes. Thank you all for your patience!
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I swear, it's not a prank
Couple: Johnny Knoxville x younger reader
Category: Funny and Fluffy as a Golden Retriever puppy
Content Warning: nah, just age gap. I apologise because is not gender neutral. I'm not a native speaker and in my language (italian) there's no way to use neutral on people. I'm studying in order to be able to write gender neutral fic in the near future!
Summary: during an interview with his old friend Conan, Johnny is asked to answer some questions about you, his new girlfriend who also is a famous musician and actress. The deal? A significant age gap. Even if you're a grow ass woman, you look younger than your age and everyone knows that you are a Jackass' fan since your teens.
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The audience is still laughing at Knox, when Conan tries to call it out, moving is hand in the air like he is trying to catch a fly. 《 As far as I know, not everything went smoothly for you on the set, right? That's quite the routine but this time it was more serious. You took a pretty awfull hit because of that bull.》
Johnny is nodding while he starts to answer. 《 That was really gnarly. The worse hit I have ever taken. It caused me a broke rib, broken wrist, a bad concussion with brain bleeding....》
《 That sounds bad, let me tell you this. I was speechless while I was watching that bit. Did you full recovered from that?》
《 Now I'm healthier than I used to be. But it took a while, that's true.》 Knox hates to turn down the atmosphere, but there is no chance to tell this story sounding funny. 《 I lost some of my cognitive abilities .... and I had to lean a lot on my dearest ones during the healing process. Expecially on my girlfriend, (y/n). 》
The audience starts clapping, while Johnny smiles. Conan is really good in take his chances in this cases, especially with people like Johnny Knoxville, who is not that open on his sentimental life. 《 We are talking about (y/l and y/l/n), right? 》
《 Affirmative 》, is the answer of the silver hair man, who is not able to hide a note of pure proud in his voice.
《 She was here a couple of weeks ago, promoting the new album with the boys. She didn't say a thing about you.》
《 She is something, right?》 Johnny chuckled, sitting more comfortably on the soft armchair. 《 Yes, we decide to tell the world during the premier of Jackass Forever. Sami Zayn tought he would be the real surprise of the night but... he failed. Again.》
Conan and most of the people in the pubblic laught. 《And you two were already togheter while you were filming the last Jackass?》
《 Yes, she is also in the movie but I didn't allow any big stunts with her. I was able to stop her plans with Jeff Tremaine in time. I can tell if I will be this lucky in the future.》
Conan looks surprised. 《 Do you believe that she could...?》
《 Oh, totally》 Johnny cut him off, not even the shadow of a doubt shown 《 I turned around at some point, because i needed to talk with Pontius and when I look for her again she was already on a skateboard. With Steve O. On the very same board. On the top of a roof. There were like three dirty mattress on the ground and... that's it. They jumped and thanks God it endend good for both of them. Thats actually the only bit she is leading in the movie but if you pay attention carefully, she is around most of the time. (Y/n) is wild when she has the right companions.》
《 She doesn't look that.... silly.》
《 Dumb? She can be really idiotic when she has the right support. She teamed up with Ehren and Dave at some point, when I start to complain to Steve O and they made a lot of disasters.》
Conan shakes is head in disbelief, laughing softly. 《 But how did you meet her? She is in another business.》
《 Yes, she is a bass guitar player and an actress. An /actual/ actress.》 Again, is impossible for the people in studio to not laught. 《We met in 2016 at the MTV Video Music Awards. We spoke a lot during the after party with her and other two of the guys from the band. After that i bumped in her at least thee times a year at several events, especially for MTV... once she was touring in Tennessee and I was paying a visit to my family, so I decided to go to the concert and we ended drunked as skunks.》
《 And back to then, nothing happened?》
《 No. I can't even say that we were friends back to them. She was a jackass' fan in her teens and we only spoke about that every time. 》
Conan follow the entire speech, then he nods. 《 So, how it happened? 》
《 I was lucky》 , is the very first answer that comes out of Knox's mouth. 《 She is a really good friend of Steve O and Wee Man. They skates togheter when she is in town. When we decided to bring some fresh blood in the crew, Steve O mentioned her, but in the end we chose Rachel. She was pissed off, so Steve O brought her on the set at least twice a week even if he wasn't allowed because of covid safe precautions. In the end, we filmed some bits with her help and spending time togheter... you know... we have trailers and we are both adults so-》
《 Enough details, thanks》 Conan interrupts him, causing a trilling and loud laught from Johnny. 《 She looks classier that this.》
《 Nah, she is a trash bag. Not morally, (y/n) is a sweetheart and as I mentioned, she helped me so much during my recovery .... but she grown amoung her buddies. The only girl in a group of filthy rockers and you can tell she has no grace. Honestly, that's how she won me over. Being really mean. 》
《 Did she pranked the others on the set along with you?》
《 Everyone except Ehren. She felt sorry for him at least twice a day and refused to bully him. 》
Conan looks even more surprised. 《 So she pranked the Jackass guys. Wasn't a fan?》
《 because she is a fan she enjoys so much pricking around!》 Other laught and then Johnny's tune becomes softer. 《 To be honest, she has a lot of empathy and she was already part of the family even before I realised it. You know after two divorces, it is not simply to just move on. She makes me feel younger and ... I dont know... like I'm good enough for something, at last.》
《 That's almost romantic from you.》
《 The keyword is almost. 》
《 Speaking about feeling younger.... you two have few years in between, right?》
《 Yes .... a couple....》, Johnny replies with tons of sarcasm. 《 Thats the very last of our problems. I dont know if its okay because she is mature or because I'm childish but trust me, it works sweet. It was hard to convince her father that it wasn't a prank, but after that everything came off without and hitch.》
Conan can't help himself but slap the table, chuckling. 《 He thought she was joking?》
《 Yes!》 Is Johnny's exclamation, estatic 《 She pranks her family all the time so they thought it was just another joke. Also because I'm only like five years younger than her dad.》
《 Are you serious??》
《 Like a stroke, Conan. And I can tell you: never mess up with an angry father if you are dating his little girl. The situation was worse then expected for the first half an hour. I honestly missed that bull while I was confronting mr (y/l/n)!》
#johnny knoxville x reader#johnny knoxville#johnny knoxville imagine#jackass x reader#jackass#jackass ff#jackass fanfic
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why am I so drawn to two men with an absolutely dreadful collection of tattoos? Johnny Knoxville and now seeing Chris Evans' newer tattoos properly.....ick. they all suck so bad!
#johnny knoxville#chris evans#like johnny has a fucking WAWA tattoo ffs#and don't get me started on the LEON one#but chris' fucking diamond one......what a basic ass bitch#u wouldn't think i adored them both lmao#if they had me at least i would be there to give a second opinion
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Morning all x
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Love your ff! Can you write a few knoxville x reader in which he cheated on her and she caught him but, with time, the reader forgives him? Thank!
Screw Up
A/N: I've never written anything like this before so I hope this is okay! Writing sad Johnny is one of the hardest things I think I'll ever do!!
When you decided to jump into a relationship with the one and only Johnny Knoxville, you quite literally jumped head first. It was early 2002 and everyone was basking in the success of Jackass. You and Johnny had met on set while you were visiting your best friend, Chris, and had quickly become close, spending as much time together as you could, ending up in the two of you, much like everyone else had predicted, getting together.
For the first few months of your relationship, you were both floating on cloud nine; and then the “honeymoon” phase came to an end and all of a sudden you would both start to get irritated with each other over the smallest things.
You first started to suspect that Johnny might be cheating when he stopped asking you to visit set with him as much and he would start to come home late but you always shook the fear away, knowing that he was busy with the film and the fact that he would quite often go out for drinks with the rest of the guys at the end of the day. Besides he’d always come back home to you and cuddle up to you, peppering you with kisses.
One day, you were sitting on the sofa in the living room of the flat you and Johnny had brought together, scrolling through the channels on the TV until you found an episode of Jackass being played so you put it on and sat back with your coffee, giggling to yourself as you watched Johnny attempt to jump across the “LA River”. Watching him on the TV, you realised that you hadn’t seen your boyfriend since he had left for work the morning before; you got a text from him telling you that he was crashing at Steve-O’s for the night because filming went on late. So, you got up from your seat from the sofa and put your shoes on and grabbed your coat before heading to set.
‘Hey, (Y/N),’ Ryan exclaimed when he saw you walk onto set, running over to you and pulling you in for a hug. ‘Does Knox and Pontius know you’re here?’
‘Not yet, I thought I’d drop by and say hi to everyone. Do you know where PJ is?’
‘Yeah, he’s in his office, said something about having to write up a stunt before it gets approved so he’d actually probably love the distraction right about now.’
‘Thank you!! I’ll come and hang out for a bit when I’ve seen PJ,’ you said as you heading in the direction of the offices. You walked along the corridor until you saw the closed door at the end which you knew belonged to PJ. Knocking lightly, you opened the door and froze when you saw Johnny standing behind his desk, lips connected to another woman’s neck. His hands were gripped onto her legs that were wrapped around his waist and her hands were making quick work of his t-shirt as you watched it be discarded in the corner of the room.
The sound of the door opening made Johnny open his eyes and upon seeing you standing in the doorway, he pulled himself away from the other woman, quickly making his way around the desk to look at you, eyes filled with guilt.
‘(Y/N), I - ’
‘I’ll sleep somewhere else tonight,’ you said quietly as you made to walk out of the room.
‘What? No. (Y/N), we can,’ Johnny began as he reached out and took hold of your wrist lightly, stopping you from leaving.
‘PJ, please,’ you whispered, cutting him off and refusing to look at him at letting him see the tears that were pooling in your eyes. ‘I just need to be on my own tonight.’
He let go of your wrist without a word and let you leave. You walked back the way you came, walking straight into a body. You started to apologise before you looked up and saw Chris standing in front of you. One look at your best friend had you bursting into tears and letting his arms wrap around you, comforting you as best as he could at the moment.
‘(Y/N), hey, what’s wrong? Ryan said you were going to see Johnny so I thought I’d come and say hi.’
‘Can I stay at yours for a few nights. I can’t be around PJ right now,’ you asked, stepping back to look at him and bringing your sleeve up to wipe the tears from underneath your eyes.
‘Yeah, no problem!’
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You had been staying at Chris’ house for the past two weeks, still not ready to face Johnny. That isn’t to say that Johnny hadn’t tried to talk to you, he’d been ringing and texting you constantly. He hadn’t tried coming to Chris’ house yet because he didn’t know that’s where you were; he thought you might be staying with Chris but when he asked him, Chris had covered for you and said that he had no idea where you were staying.
You and Chris were both laying on the sofa watching comfort films in amongst a huge pile of blankets when you heard the knock on the door. Chris paused the TV and groaned as he stood up and headed to the door and you stayed snuggled in the blankets, blood running cold when you heard Johnny’s voice.
‘Chris, come on man, I know she’s been staying with you, just let me talk to her. Please.’ You heard Johnny say from the door.
‘She doesn’t want to talk to you,’ Chris said simply, ‘and after hearing what you did, I can’t blame her. She told me what you did and I told you not to hurt her.’
‘I know and I hate myself for hurting her, punch me all you want but I know what I’ve done, I just want to talk to her and for her to come home,’ Johnny replied.
‘She’s not ready - ’
‘It’s fine,’ you said, standing a couple of paces behind Chris, still wrapped in a blanket. You couldn’t help the tug at your heart when you saw Johnny; he looked like he hadn’t slept since the day you caught him with the other woman and his eyes were bright red as if he had been crying. When he looked over Chris’ shoulder and saw you it was as if he could finally breathe again and when he started to speak, every word was directed at you.
‘(Y/N), please, I know I don’t deserve a chance to explain myself but I need to talk to you.’
‘(Y/N), if you want me to tell him to leave, I’ll do it, it’s down to you,’ Chris said, turning his body to face you, still handing in between you and Johnny.
‘No, it’s fine, I want to hear what he has to say, thank you though,’ you said to Chris who, after looking at you for a little longer to make sure this was really what you wanted, stepped to the side and let Johnny in.
‘Thank you,’ Johnny said, walking over to you. You simply nodded in response and pulled the blanket tighter around you, all of a sudden conscious of being in a room with Chris and Johnny.
‘I’m going to head out to Ryan’s for a bit, give you two a bit of time on your own to talk. Call me if you need me to come back,’ Chris said, aiming the last sentence around Johnny to you before closing the door quietly behind him. You and Johnny were then plunged into, for the first time since you’d known each other, an uncomfortable silence.
‘Do you want something to drink?’ You asked, feeling the need to break the ice.
‘I’m good, sweetheart,’ Johnny replied, the pet name rolling off of his tongue naturally, making your heart clench, having missed all of the pet names he would call you. The two of you quietly made your way through to the living room where you both sat down on the sofa, keeping a bit of distance between you. You watched as Johnny made to move closer to you but stopped himself at the last minute, clenching his fists at his sides so tightly, you could see his hands shake slightly.
‘So,’ you trailed off, feeling the need to say something but not knowing what you needed to say.
‘(Y/N), sweetheart, I am so sorry,’ Johnny said quickly, filling the silence. ‘I screwed up. I’m not here to ask you to forget about it because I don’t want you to forget about it, I don’t deserve that, I deserve to have you hate me for what I did to you when I promised that I would never hurt you.’
‘Who was she?’ you whispered as you looked down at your hands, fiddling with your fingers. From the corner of your eye you saw Johnny make to reach over to take your hands in his, something he always did when you started pulling at your hands, but he quickly pulled them back again.
‘One of the set assistants. I don’t even know her name. God, I’m a prick.’ He said, running his hands down his face as even more guilt set in.
‘Why did you do it?’ You saw Johnny flinch slightly at your question and you knew that he was hating every second you were making him talk about it but you couldn’t help it, you needed answers.
‘I don’t know. We’d been fighting more, which in no way does it make what I did okay, and I guess I was just trying to get my frustrations out.’ He couldn’t meet your eyes as he spoke and even though, it hurt to hear him talking about him cheating on you, you couldn’t help but feel bad at how guilty he was feeling. You slid closer to him on the sofa, far enough that if he was to move his knee, it would brush yours.
‘Come home.’ Johnny said, his head shooting up to meet yours, when he noticed that you’d moved closer. When you looked at him, you could see the tears that were threatening to fall and you felt tears prick in your own eyes. ‘Sweetheart, I’m miserable and I know that I deserve to feel this way, I know that I shouldn’t even be here and that you should kick me out right now but, God, (Y/N), I want you to come home. I miss waking up to you in the mornings when I’d feel you curl into my side and bury your face in my neck while we would play rock, paper, scissors over who had to leave the bed first to go and make the coffee. I even miss boring Sunday afternoons where I’d sit watching my cartoons and I’d just hold you against my side while you read your book and you would try to tell me what was happening in your book and it would just go straight over my head. I know I don’t deserve to have any of that back but I can’t help it.’
‘Hey, stop it,’ you said thickly as tears had begun to stream down your face as he spoke and you reached out to take his hand in both of yours. His eyes closed softly as he felt your skin on his again and he breathed out shakily as tears started to fall down his cheeks. ‘You need to stop beating yourself up. Yes, what you did was awful and it hurt me more than anything or anyone has ever hurt me before but you don’t deserve to beat yourself up about it, okay? Neither of us were innocent in this.’ Johnny tried to interrupt you after your comment but you didn’t give him the chance, gripping onto his hand tighter. ‘If we hadn’t been fighting as much, this probably would never have happened.’
‘I’m so sorry,’ he said brokenly. ‘If you need more time I’ll give you however much you need, just please say that I haven’t ruined this for good.’
‘Well I have missed the way you make coffee in the mornings,’ you said quietly, smiling slightly at him.
‘Sweetheart, I’d make the coffee in the morning every day for the rest of our lives if it meant you’d come home,’ he said, leaning closer to you.
‘I guess I better pack my bag then,’ you said and before you knew it, Johnny had wrapped his arms around you and dragged you into his lap, hugging you tighter than he had ever hugged you before. ‘I missed you,’ you whispered into his neck as you clung to him, feeling your body relax against his for the first time in what felt like years.
‘God, I love you,’ he whispered back, his hand resting on the back of your neck, holding you carefully against him. You pulled back slightly which made him frown before he realised what you were doing. Bringing one hand up to cup his cheek, you pulled his face closer to yours and met his lips in a soft, wet, tear-stained kiss.
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Johnny and Steve-o being in love with Reader who’s friends with them and sometimes on set <3
There’s such a lack of ff for them :,(
A/N: YESS! okayy, i'm actually really excited to start writing and thank you for the request... and yes, there needs to be more Jackass ff about both Johnny and Steveo. so for this, i did add in a little conflict between Johnny and Steveo and added in 2 confessions from the both of them. if you wanted, i could write 2 alternative endings where the reader either gets together with Johnny and one where the reader gets together with Steveo... sorry if this isn't what you had in mind! ANYWAYY, let's continue<3
SUMMARY: You've been friends with both Johnny and Steveo ever since you could remember. You guys were the best of friends... however, both boys are majorly in love with you while you were completely oblivious to their affections and heart-shaped eyes. What's going to happen when the tension between you three is high and both boys confess to you?
WARNING: English terminology, fluff, protective Johnny and Steveo, a smidge of angst with both Johnny and Steveo, big brother Pontius, cliffhanger?
TUESDAY 16TH JANUARY
Filming for Jackass 3D had only just started and you were supposed to be on set for both Johnny and Steveo but you told them you couldn't make it because you wanted to surprise them. A little backstory, you and Knoxville had known each other since you were in diapers due to the fact that both your mum and his mum were high school best friends but at the age of 8, your mum and dad got a divorce and your mother made the harsh decision to move to England and take you with her. Your father, however, stayed in Knoxville, Tennessee and he was the one to come up to visit you so you didn't see Johnny for years.
By your 17th birthday, you moved back to your home town to live with your dad while pursuing your career in becoming a journalist. You did try to get back in touch with Johnny but because you hadn't kept in touch, you thought it'd be awkward but you missed him like hell. While writing for Big Brother your editor Jeff Tremaine asked you to meet up for a coffee to talk about a potential idea which he wanted to include you in. When you first heard it, you thought that this was ridiculous and that no one would be interested to watch a bunch of Jackasses do stupid things and injure themselves. You were soon proven wrong though.
When you finally agreed to do this idea with Tremaine, he was ecstatic and told you that you'd love the guy who was also going to be behind the new series 'Jackass'. You were in complete shock though when you were met with an extremely handsome and different face yet you would recognize him in a crown filled with millions of people. Johnny Knoxville seemed to feel the same. He was stood frozen in his place as his eyes wandered all over you, unable to fathom how you became more beautiful as the years went on. Your hair seemed to shine perfectly in the light and your eyes looked like they held a million stories behind them. Your nails were slightly chipped and you seemed a little tired but nonetheless you were still breathtaking to him.
You guys spend days and days catching up on the many years that you missed out on and joked about how fate brought you back together. As much as Johnny laughed about his, he couldn't help but feel a light heartache at your joke. He wished more than anything that you'd be his. It was soon after catching up that you were both introduced to Steveo. You'd never forget that day. You and Knoxville met him for less than 2 hours ago and you were already chugging beers and laughing together like old mates. All while filming episodes for Jackass, Johnny only fell harder and harder for you... however, Steveo had the same problem.
He couldn't help it. Your pure selflessness and need to help others stood out to him, not to mention that you were extremely pretty and in his eyes, perfect. These thought only grew as the time went on and he would always be excited when he heard from Tremaine that you would be on set. Pontius also acted like a over-hyper dog when he got the news since he enjoyed spending time with you but he'd never like you like that. You were more of a little sister to him than anything. Steveo's actions did caught Johnny's attention and he felt quite jealous.
Anyways, today you'd be visiting the boys on set and you told Jeff not to say anything to anyone since you wanted it to be a surprise. You had just unpacked your suitcase and put away your clothes while you settled down into your hotel room, smiling to yourself as you thought about Knoxville and Steveo. You grabbed your toothbrush and began brushing your teeth before texting Tremaine that you were on your way to set. You were staying in the same hotel as the Jackass crew so it was easier for you to see everyone without limiting your time due to your hotel being too far away.
You left your hotel room after making sure you had everything you needed. Making your way to the set, you put your earphones in to listen to music but noticed the text message from Jeff which read "I think Knoxville is getting a little suspicious so you better hurry the fuck up!!". You texted a quick "be there soon" before putting your phone in your back pocket
After about 25 minutes of walking, you were finally stood outside the building where the Jackass intro was being filmed and you could already hear the chaos taking place inside those 4 walls. Taking a deep breath, you pulled the handle down and walked through the dimly lit room before making it to the official set where you could see the props and cast getting ready. You tiptoed round the back and hid behind a black panel/board, where you had a clear view of the back of Johnnys head. You bit your lip to stop yourself from making any noise and made your way behind him. Johnny could sense a presence behind him and turned around as quick as he could, guessing it was Bam or Steveo coming to shave the back of his head or something. However, he was met with a heavy weight on his back and an all too familiar laugh which never failed to make his heart melt.
"IS THAT MY FAVOURITE GIRL?" Knoxville exclaimed as he went to out his arms behind his back to secure you on. He was met with more laughter coming from you and that only made him smile more, if that was even possible. After a couple of minutes of this embrace, Johnny put you down and turned to look at you with his eyes filled with admiration. Steveo had heard this commotion from a distance but he wasn't paying any mind because he was too engrossed in his conversation with Dunn and Bam. Yet when he heard your heavenly laugh, he immediately turned to look in the direction it came from and was met with the infuriating sight of you on Knoxville's back giggling away.
This caused Steveo to march his way to you and Johnny just as you were let down. As soon as you saw Steveo, you ran straight up to him and gave him a bone crushing hug while laughing. Steveo happily accepted this hug and caught the dirty look that Knoxville was giving him. He didn't care though because right now in this moment, you were in his arms and that's all that mattered.
"Well hello sugar, long time no see!" he gleamed as you continued to latch onto him.
"Hiya Steveo, it's been a while. How have you guys been holding up without me?" You remarked, a smirk making its way onto your face. Before Steveo could even open his mouth, Johnny had jumped in
"Terrible doll face, I missed you terribly! Maybe you should come live on set with us. You could always stay in my room if you needed company" he smirked. You didn't give an answer, instead you just chuckled and shook your head while making your way to Pontius. You were completely oblivious to Knoxville's flirty comment but Steveo... not so much. The mere thought of someone else flirting with you made him pissed beyond belief.
Throughout the next couple of days, both the Jackass boys tried to get your attention in any way shape or form, whether that be from doing gnarly stunts...
Knoxville had just got himself changed for his upcoming stunt and was making his way to the field where Preston, Wee-man, Loomis and two professional football players were waiting. Just before any stunt he does, a nervous feeling came bubbling to the surface but Knoxville pushed that aside for two reasons. Number one, he could not give a shit about what he does as long as he's not going to die and number two, you were behind the cameras with the rest of the cast and crew watching him and although he won't admit it, he was going to try his best to impress you. That was his goal. Especially since Steveo was already whispering to you and cracking jokes around you while he was busy.
As soon as Johnny introduced himself and the rest of the cast in the skit, he was now set in motion and ready to get your attention. Your eyes were glued to him the whole time during the skit, hoping that he was going to be okay and not too hurt once he was finished. The first time he was knocked over, sure, it hurt but Knoxville wanted to IMPRESS you. He knows you've seen him get knocked on his ass but he wanted to have it so you'd be all over him. To do so, he had to aggravate Jared Allen who was the footballer that was targeting him. He made a sly comment to him, telling him "not to hit him with his purse this time" which was a perfect way to get a one-way ticket to a bruised arse.
This time, Knoxville was proper knocked down and it showed. As soon as the bit was over, you made your way over to Knoxville to make sure he was okay. This is exactly what he wanted, for you to give him your undivided attention 24/7 but that was always difficult to do so with Steveo coming up out of nowhere. While you were constantly asking him if he was okay and checking for any bruises or markings, Johnny couldn't help but gaze over your features while you worries about him. You were completely focused on him and this made his heart race.
"Jesus Knoxville, your heart feels like it's about to take off" you chuckled. Johnny suddenly looked down to his chest to find that your hands were resting just by his heart which made his cheeks flush slightly. Not too far away stood Steveo with a pissed off look on his face that only grew more and more the more he watched these events unfold in front of him. Sighing to himself, he began to make his way over to Bam and Dunn while scolding himself for not having the balls to tell you he likes you.
constantly calling your name until you became irritated and payed them attention...
You sat calmly under the shade of a tree and drinking, chatting and laughing with Chris while the rest of the crew were either annoying each other or doing a skit for the movie. You were finally getting the rest you deserved after the constant attention you were receiving from Steveo and Johnny. It was a little confusing but Chris told you it was just their way of trying to press your buttons.
Just as you were having a chill time, you could hear Steveo's voice coming from over the hill calling your name. You decided to ignore him, figuring that if you didn't react then he would leave you be. Clearly not because Steveo was now running towards you and Pontius, still calling your name.
You finally had enough of this stupid behaviour and cracked. "WHAT? WHAT STEVEO?" you screeched, startling Chris and Steveo. After a second of shock, he just smiled innocently and waved at you before running off again
...and during dinner today, the two knobheads continued to annoy you by throwing flirty comments, lightly kicking your legs under the table, throwing small pieces of their food at you and the beat goes on. So for the rest of the evening you decided to go skating with Bam, Ryan and Chris since they were bored as shit. Just as you were about to leave, someone grabbed your arm and pulled you into a room and shut the door behind them.
The room was pitch black and you felt your heart drop when you didn't know what has happening. Suddenly the light switch came on and you were met with a slightly worried Johnny. His eyes were slightly creasing, worry lines were visible on his head and his mouth was in a straight line.
"Hey Johnny... what's going on? Is everything okay?" you asked. You couldn't recall the last time you saw him look this serious. He took a deep breath and before he could say anything, the door burst open and you were both met with the face of Steveo who seemed like he was raging.
"You just couldn't leave it alone, could you? You know how much I like her." Steveo argued, raising his voice slightly while Knoxville looked like a deer in headlights. It all happened so fast but Johnny was then tackled to the ground by Steveo and they began fighting each other while you were stuck. You didn't know what to do but after the initial shock washed over, you jumped to the two men and pulled them away from each other.
"What the fuck do you think you two are doing?!" you yelled
"He fucking started it!" Johnny shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Steveo who was breathing heavily. All he could do was roll his eyes and pace around the room.
"Right, can either of you tell me what's going on here because I am extremely confused about both of your behaviour and now this has just done it. Like seriously wh-"
"I LOVE YOU" They both yelled at the same time. Dead silence. The tension in the room could've been cut with a knife. You had no idea what to do and before you could comprehend what happened, your legs gave out from below you from the overwhelming situation. Both men came to your service and grabbed an arm each, helping you up off the floor. Tears were now streaming down your face and Pontius had just found you and he looked pissed.
"What's happened here?" he asked both concerned and annoyed. Knoxville and Steveo just sighed and waited for the other one to say something. Chris now had his arms around you and pulled your head to his chest, covering your ears to try to not overwhelm you even more.
You couldn't pay attention to what was being said as the words now echoed in your head. 'I love you'. Three words which have a powerful meaning. How long have they felt like this? The real question was what were you going to do?
After what felt like eternity, you were being taken out of the room by your best mate and taken to the exit of the hotel where Dunn and Bam were waiting with their skateboards. As soon as they took in your appearance, they were quick to rush to you and stop their current conversation.
"WOAH! Are you okay?" Bam asked you, concern laced on his face
"Yea, you don't look too good. You sure you don't want to stay in your room? We can skate tomorrow?" Dunn told you sympathetically.
You decided it'd be best to go skating to take your mind off of the whole Johnny-Steveo-situation. While learning new tricks, you felt your worries wash over you and could finally relax. By the time you all came back, you were practically passing out and needed to get to your room.
Bidding the guys goodnight, you stumbled into your room and kicked your shoes off, changed into your pajamas and brushed your teeth. Just as you were about to go to sleep, there was a sudden knock at your door. You regretted opening the door as soon as you were met with the face of an upsetting looking Johnny.
"Hey... so firstly I need to apologise to you. I am really sorry for what I did earlier and I wish I could take it back b-"
"Did you mean it?" you whispered. You needed to know if he meant what he said before saying anything else. Knoxville took a deep breath and gave you a sad smile.
"Of course I did... it'll always be you doll. Always" Johnny whispered back. Now you were both staring into each others eyes, not knowing what to say. After a few minutes of pure silence, Johnny broke it.
"Steveo meant it too... that's why we've had more frequent 'arguments' and haven't been talking to each other that much. You don't need to say anything at all or make a decision, just know that I'll support you no matter the choice you make" Johnny said before giving you a kiss on the forehead and leaving, shutting your door behind him.
You let out a breath you didn't realise you were holding and flopped down onto your bed. What the fuck do you do now? Steveo or Knoxville?
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I have no idea if requests are open but… perhaps a sub!Knoxville for the New Year?? Love your writing 😍
In Charge
[Johnny Knoxville x F!Reader]
Desc: Johnny has been trailing you around at work all day, desperate for your touch. You deal with him when you finally get home
A/n: Sorry for being so late... anyways my return fic its been like what? two weeks? Also ty anon! happy very belated new year to you too!
Warnings: smut (18+), p in v, edging, oral (F!Receiving) , sub/dom dynamics
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“I need you” Johnny whispered in your ear, taking your hand and bringing it down to feel his crotch before you tore it away.
“I’m working PJ.” You placed your headset back over your ears, pretending you had something so much more important do to, stomping off to find Jeff.
Sure you could’ve taken a quick break to help your boyfriend out but what was the fun in that when you could see him all whiny and desperate for your touch for the whole day? Every time he spotted you alone, scanning over your clipboard and talking to various crew members about production issues he’d hobble over like a lost puppy, pleading with you to suck him off or to let him fuck you in his trailer. It was like when he got horny he turned into a whimpering mess, like a teenager who hadn’t jerked off in weeks. Despite his compulsive pleading you’d never give in, only working him up until you could deal with him when you got home.
“PJ if you don't stop coming over here and begging me to fuck you you’re getting nothing when we get back. Do you understand?”
Johnny looked down at his shoes shamefully.
“I’m harder than Portland cement sweetheart. What am I meant to do?”
You looked around to make sure no one was paying you mind before tugging Johnny’s chin up to face you, angry look in your eyes.
“Don’t come til I can deal with you then, since you want me so bad.”
Johnny groaned, realising he really had pulled the short end of the straw but you were off again before he could verbally protest/throw a toddler-like tantrum. Sex with you made him eager for it whenever he possibly could, something that became a blessing and a curse.
It was a long day of shooting after that ultimatum, Johnny screwing up the simplest lines when his mind was clouded, whether his hard-on had subsided or not. You revelled in watching him get all flustered and frustrated, knowing it was your doing though the cast and crew were not too thrilled about the extra time spent reshooting over and over.
Eventually the end of the day came and Johnny practically ran three red lights trying to beat the traffic, his grip on the wheel tightening as he shot you nervous side glances, trying to determine what he was in for. Your expression remained stone cold, eyes fixed on the road ahead, acting as if nothing was out of the ordinary.
Once you arrived at the house and made your way to your bedroom, you instructed Johnny to sit on the bed as you sat on the armchair in the corner, crossing one leg over the other.
“Aren’t you gonna come over here?” He asked, brows knitting together in desperation.
“Take your clothes off.” is all you responded with, leaning back and getting comfortable while your boyfriend stripped off until he was completely bare, appearing a little abashed.
“Am I the only one getting naked tonight?”
You bit back a grin.
“Maybe later, have to see if you’re good first.”
Johnny sighed, leaning back on his arms as he awaited your input.
“You can touch yourself.”
His brow quirked before he spat on his hand and reached down to pump his already hardening cock slowly, eyes locking into yours with deep-set lust. You admired him as he pleasured himself, thumb swiping over his tip just how you would.
“Wish it was your hand. Or your tongue.” He spoke lowly, never ceasing eye contact.
“Too bad you were nagging me all day. Maybe if you weren't so desperate it would be me making you feel good.”
Johnny shook his head at your snarky reply, hand beginning to pick its pace up.
“So what's the punishment here, I jerk off in front of you while you squeeze your thighs together?”
Nothing slipped past that man. You rolled your eyes, hands finding themselves tugging your shirt off, your bra remaining on.
“Well that's something to work with.” Johnny bit his lip, jacking off even quicker at the sight of you a little less clothed.
You could tell by the way his breath hitched and the pumps became erratic that he was close.
“Don’t come.”
“What?” Johnny croaked out, panting.
“I said.” You leaned forward and reached around your back, unclasping your bra and letting it fall off your chest,
“Don't come.”
Johnny’s face fell as soon as he realised what you meant.
He let out an exasperated sigh as he worked himself to the edge before pulling his hand away, squeezing his eyes tightly while feeling the orgasm die away.
“Good boy.”
“Don’t.”
You giggled, that was never a nickname Johnny appreciated.
“You’re such a bitch you know that?”
“Awww but you love me.” You fake pouted.
Johnny rolled his eyes, leaning back on his arms.
“I’d love you a little more if you’d help me out.” He nodded down to his erection, red and angry, a pleading look in his eye. You smirked before unbuttoning your pants and shimmying them off, Johnny catching an excited grin. He bit his lip and appeared as smug as ever as your pants were discarded, you leaning back into your chair.
“Go again.”
Johnny’s face dropped once more
“You’re fucking with me doll.”
You smiled, shaking your head as your boyfriend groaned, returning his hand to his cock.
“See you’d do anything I’d tell you wouldn’t you?”
Johnny angled his hips upward and let his mouth hang open a bit, eyes never leaving yours.
“Anything.” He murmured, shaking his head.
You reached your hand down to rub yourself over your clothed clit, Johnny’s eyes flicking immediately down to examine your movements. He released a strained moan as he got himself closer to the edge for the second time, your display offering a helping hand.
“Don’t come.”
Johnny rolled his eyes, his hand not ceasing.
“I know the drill baby.”
Your fingers moved faster to match Johnny’s, your orgasm looming over you. Eventually the both of you almost made it, about to tip over but promptly removed your hands and fingers as soon as the other did. Matched noises of annoyance were heard followed by synced pants. Johnny looked over to you, his eyes dripping with pure lust.
“You gonna let me touch you now?”
You bit back a grin, nodding him over as your eyes hung low. He pushed himself off the bed and walked over to you, tall body looming. He bent down and kissed you, your lips locking together before he sleazily slipped his tongue in. As you sloppily made out you began pushing his shoulders down, urging him to get on his knees which he complied in doing. You pulled away from each other, Johnny’s hands now rubbing the sides of your thighs, fingers looping under the band of your panties.
“If you do a good job I’ll fuck you.”
Johnny slipped your underwear off of you.
“I always do a good job.”
You pulled his head up from his hair to stop him from diving in.
“Don’t be so cocky or you won’t come today.”
Johnny sighed.
“Yes ma’am.”
Light kisses were littered along your inner thighs, little kitten licks added to some before he was at your heat, glancing up at you as he latched onto your clit, sucking softly. You bit your lip as your breathing increased, fingers dragging through Johnny's scalp. His mouth moved down to your entrance, adding more tongue while his nose pressed against your clit.
“You’re already soaking.” He murmured into you, the hot breath adding even more pleasure.
Your hips bucked forward into Johnny’s face the faster his tongue moved, fingers beginning to sneak up, rubbing through your folds. You continued your steady strings of moans as a finger pushed into you, Johnny’s lips latching back onto your clit to suck. You tugged his hair as he added another finger, moving them in and out as fast as he sucked.
“Fuck baby.” You threw your head back, Johnny's eyes flicking up to look at your expression, smiling smugly against your heat.
His cycle of fingers and tongue quickened until you were worked to the very edge, your eyes shut tightly as you focused on coming on your boyfriend’s fingers. You released with a load moan, hips involuntarily bucking forward against Johnny as you did so. Johnny’s fingers continued for a moment before slowing to a stop, letting your clit go with a pop and removing his soaking digits.
You bit your lip as you looked down at your boyfriend, taking his wrist in your hand and moving his fingers towards his lips, pushing them into his mouth so he could taste you. His drooping eyes were locked into yours as he sucked them dry, whimpering quietly. After you figured he’d had enough you pulled his fingers away from him, instead swiping the spit that coated his soft lips around them with your thumb and leaning down to kiss him. You kissed for a few seconds before standing up, pushing Johnny to his feet as well before shoving him back down to sit down on the armchair, straddling him as his eyes glimmered with glee.
“Fucking finally.” He whispered, smiling smugly as you sat yourself down just in front of his cock.
You extended your hand wordlessly, Johnny catching the memo and promptly spitting on your hand, allowing for you to pump his rock hard length for a few moments. Johnny bit back the moan that was brewing in his throat, head pushing against the back of the chair trying to suppress his pleasure.
“I think you made me wait too long. I’m gonna come in T-5 seconds.” Johnny moved your hand away to stop you bringing him any closer to the edge that was already so near.
“You can take it.”
You pushed yourself up onto your knees and positioned Johnny’s cock so it was right at your entrance, tracing it through your folds for a moment before sinking down, earning a moan from both parties.
Johnny’s hands on your waist tightened, head lulling forward onto your tits as he braced himself, the feeling of your cunt too orgasm-inducing to bear.
“It’s always like it’s the first time with you.” He laughed, eyes shutting tightly.
You pulled Johnny up from his hair, forcing him to look up at you.
“It’s alright, we all gotta lose our virginity at some point.”
Johnny scoffed, rolling his eyes as you laughed.
“Would a virgin eat pussy like that?” He kissed your nipple as he stared up at you before you sunk down again, building a slow rhythm.
“Stop being so cocky. Who’s in charge here?”
You furrowed your brows as you quickened your pace in an effort to derail Johnny's snappy comments even if they turned you on. Your means were successful as Johnny’s eyes shut once again, mouth falling slightly agape.
“I said-”
You moved forward to whisper into his ear, grinding against him while fully bottomed out.
“Who’s in charge here?” You uttered, hot breath sending shivers down Johnny’s spine causing him to let out a low groan.
“You.” He croaked out, voice strained from pleasure.
You hummed in approval, kissing the shell of his ear as you switched back to bouncing on his cock, the change of speed forcing Johnny’s eyes shut. You revelled in the sensation of being filled up as well as your boyfriend’s contorted expression. The closer you came to coming, the tighter you squeezed your cunt, eliciting a desperate moan from Johnny.
“Fuck I’m gonna come doll.”
You kept up your bouncing even when the squeeze of Johnny’s fingers into the skin of your waist was a sign to how close he really was.
“Hold on for another minute baby, I’m close too.”
You pushed the hair off of Johnny’s forehead as he released a disappointed whimper. Having already been edged that night he was not looking forward to waiting any longer. Lucky for him, the feeling of his tip pressing into your g spot was hurtling you towards your orgasm, your hands digging into Johnny’s neck and increased moans giving a warning. The band in your stomach finally snapped, Johnny having to buck his hips up into you to chase his own impending orgasm. As you convulsed, the after effects of your big finish washing over you, Johnny came inside of you, the groan he let out being long and much needed. He held your hips down, not letting go as you felt him paint your insides, coming for at least ten seconds.
“Jesus that was a big load.” You smirked, Johnny burying his head into your chest.
“Fuck off.” He mumbled.
After a minute of silence you got off of your boyfriend’s lap, trailing off into the bathroom to clean yourself up, leaving him to lay fucked out on the armchair.
“You know when you're following me around and begging me to fuck you in future, it won't end like this.” You called out, a hint of sarcasm in your words.
“I know.”
Johnny sighed, moving himself from the chair to planting his stomach flat on the bed, bare ass out in the open. You laughed as you re-emerged.
“You know it’s only like seven o’ clock right?”
“G’night.”
End.
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7 | Jealously
Series: Uttermost Lifestyle
Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character
Word Count: 1.4k
Warnings: none
| MASTERLIST |
"Sexy mama is finally here!" Chris whistles as I pull my shirt off leaving me in my light pink with hot pink hearts bikini top with my tight black shorts.
"So I wasn't a sexy mama wearing my oversized T-shirt?" I ask crossing my arms.
"You're always a sexy mom but a really really sexy mom when you show off." He winks before eyeing my chest moving his eyebrows.
"You're lucky I'm comfortable with you or I'd fuck you up." I wrap my arms around him.
"You wanna fuck me? Okay then." His hands go to my butt picking me up so I wrap my legs around his waist. "We'll be a few minutes! We're gonna go make beautiful love to each other!" Chris shouts out to everyone making me laugh.
"In all the time of knowing each other... did either of you do or see each more than friends?" Dave asks us as Chris still holds me.
"We've talked about that and no we've always seen each other as just super close friends." Chris pats my butt.
"That are super comfortable with each other." I kiss his cheek.
"So you've fucked?" Bam starts to laughs.
"No." Chris and I say together.
"I think the most thing we did that 99% of friends wouldn't do was shower together to save the water that was about to get shut off." I dig into my mind.
"That's the most out there one." Chris agrees.
"So you two have never even kissed?" Wee-man asks.
"We have." We say together as he puts me down.
"Like peck kiss, kiss, or like kiss kiss?" Johnny decides to join the conversation trying to make eye contact with me but I wouldn't do it.
"All above. To giving your grandma a kiss to full on touchy steamy make out." Chris shakes me by the shoulders.
"And that was when?" Johnny crosses his arms.
"Her 23rd birthday." Chris thinks.
"Three years ago." Johnny nods his head walking away moody. I had no idea why he was acting like that last weekend he went on a date with some chick. Then got upset with me when I said she was walking around in barely anything with Caiden in the same room.
"What's the mood change for?" Chris eyes me.
"Excuse me." I leave going in Johnny's direction. "Why so suddenly moody?" I ask him.
"I don't know what you mean?" He turns his back to me.
"Really? Earlier we were chatting and laughing then you hear I've kissed Chris in the past and now you have your back turned to me."
"Three years ago you two were touchy while kissing... and I'm not supposed to be jealous of y'all relationship/friendship?" He walks us away from people.
"What kinda of touchy are you thinking of because it was just this." I run my hands along and and that was it. "And jealous?! There's no need too. You've gone on dates since that day and had a girl stay the night."
"At my house." He adds but can tell he wanted to take it back.
"Yes but it's technically our house till I move out. I help you pay bills, get food and other things when I could be saving to get my own place." I take a long pause, "We're friends, Johnny, and you've been making that clear so there's no need to be jealous." I give him a small smile before walking away.
"What's the problem?" Ehren asks as I stop next to him.
"A little bump in the road with Johnny at home." I making him chuckle.
"No longer in the honeymoon phase?"
"Was there a honeymoon phase?" I ask him.
"Well I can see it. You two are cute together." He pats my back walking away.
Suddenly my ass is smacked and I look at Bam trying to keep a straight face. "It was Ryan's dare." He says as Ryan stands on the other side of me.
"Love y'all." I swing my arms hitting them in the crotch.
"Fuck you." Bam elbows my in the boob making me groan with them. "It's only far." He adds so I nod my head.
When it was time to start filming, Johnny was gonna try to go down the ramp on a skateboard. I knew he wasn't gonna do well so when he falls I hiss as he hits the ground.
"You gonna take part?" Bam asks me.
"Yeah, it looks fun." I laugh putting my hair up.
"Wait." Johnny stops me and Jeff gives me knee pads and elbow pads.
"Really?" I hold them.
"To keep you safe." Johnny smiles.
"I don't need them." I drop them.
"Alex, please just to be sure." He picks them up putting them on me.
"I can skate unlike you Johnny..." He just looks at me. "I'm not wearing a helmet or elbow pads." I take those ones off.
"Fine. I just want you to you have something. I don't want or wanna see you get hurt." He cuts my cheek slightly leaning down till his phone rings. "Ash..." It was the chick he brought home.
"I'm used to being hurt." I take my knee pads off and join the others.
They tell us that they were just gonna keep filming everything then will pick the ones that are the best.
"Ladies first." Bam motions for me to go.
"Alex, put some pads on please." Johnny comes over getting off his phone.
I roll my eyes then go down the ramp before going into the lake, I melon grab my the board while doing a back flip then land in the water. As my head comes up everyone was cheering for me. Walking out of the lake Bam runs up picking me up jumping up and down chanting my name.
"That was hot." He kisses my cheek making me giggle. "Two reasons. The trick and a lot of cleavage." He adds making me punch his chest.
"See, I didn't need padding." I smile at Johnny as I pass him.
We all take turns doing things in the ramp just having a good time. "Alex, come here mama." Bam motions me to go up so I get a head start then run up the ramp.
"What up?" I ask squinting my eyes cause the sun was in them.
"Go down holding hands with me." He hands the other board.
"Just go down holding hands without fucking each other up?" I ask.
"Then before we get in the lake you wrap yourself around me." He smiles and I try picturing it. "Just trust me. If we fuck up we get good footage either way."
I think it over then say fuck it making Bam happy. "Like you said good footage either way." I get ready with him. "We're gonna fail." I just knew it.
"Well fall on me to soften your blow. I'm volunteering myself for you." He says making me laugh.
"Thanks Bam."
We get ready to go down and as we went forward Bam pulled my hand slightly hard making me get off my board then him. We tumble then coming to a sudden stop slap if the floor. In the fall Bam's and I heads hit each other pretty hard actually making me wish I wore the helmet.
"I told you." I groan touching my head as I laid in his chest.
"You got a hard head." Bam groans as some guys come to check on us.
"Me? Your head bounced off the ground then hit mine." I say getting up without help then help him up.
"You guys okay?" Dave asks us.
"I'm good." I shake it off.
"Same, I can say I've had Alex on top of me." Bam jokes getting up so I punch his arm.
I walk it off rubbing my head and Johnny walks up to me. "I know, I know. I don't wanna hear it." I groan not looking at his face.
"How bad is it hurting?" He asks stopping me and touching my head.
"Slowly going away." I remove my hand and he carefully rubs my head causing me to close my eyes.
"How about now?" He asks so I hum. When I feel lips lips against my forehead I open my eyes. As he moves back he gives me a smile, "All better." I break the eye contact and walk away to stand alone and watch others.
I randomly get the dumb idea to try the red wagon after Steve-O failed. "Alex no." Jeff tries stops me as I sit down on it. "It didn't work the first time."
"I still wanna try." I say so he just lets me do it.
"Alexandria..." Johnny says coming up but I make Jeff help me go. As I go I lean so make the cart not turn off like it did for Steve-O. I get up the plop into the water.
"I did it!" I cheer for myself.
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All roads they lead me here.
Part 3.
Pairing: Johnny Knoxville x fem!Reader
Plot: Johnny and Y/N were high school sweethearts, but for the last year their relationship has been gradually decomposing. And they have reached a specific limit, one where they both understand that their next big fight could be their last. On their way back home they end up getting stuck in an elevator, and while the two are waiting for rescue they have no other option than to face their past, present, and unstable and perhaps non existing future.
Warnings: sad, angsty, no comfort
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Johnny doesn't respond to that. Rather, a sad smile emerges on his lips. "Do you remember when we used to stay up all night and just walk around-.", you begin and he nods. "And my mother thought that I was having some major insomnia issues so she wanted me to try sleeping pills."
Now a chuckle escapes Johnny, which immediately warms your heart. ”Didn’t you exchange those with tic tacs?” You giggle softly:”Yeah, I did.” The nostalgic emotion lingers in your stomach for a minute. When you were younger, things felt different.
“All because we stayed up until like 3 AM. That we still managed to maintain decent grades throughout all that is still something so absurd to me.”
Things were simpler.
Of course, none of your friends are aware of the state your relationship is in. Whenever they use you two as an ‘outstanding’ example of how relationships should look like, you cringe slightly. It makes you sick to your stomach to hear your friends' applause and congratulations.
“I remember, when I used to look at Y/N and Johnny and I honestly thought I would never have something like that.”, Johnny’s sister began her wedding speech like that, a few weeks ago and you wanted to throw up. You could feel it coming up your throat . “I would stare at them in jealousy and pray for simply a fraction of that kind of love.”
All you wanted at that moment was to walk up to her, slap some sense into her and tell her to grow the fuck up. Tell her that that kind of love didn’t prevail. You were drained from pretending to keep it together, and you honestly believed that one day you would snap. Maybe drive off a mountain or shoot someone in the leg. You were actually going crazy.
“Do you think we stand a chance?”, Johnny asks suddenly and you are pulled back into the present. “What?”
He takes a deep breath and you can see the hesitation in his eyes, you fell in love with them over a decade ago and now…you were falling to your death. “Do we - as a couple, stand a chance?”
You lick your dry lips and swallow thickly:” I - I honestly don’t know.” You never liked to lie to Johnny.
“But.”, you proceed:” To think, that I would live the rest of my life with the knowledge that you exist... not keeping you in it sounds unbearable to me.”
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Temporary Girl [Johnny Knoxville x F!Reader]
Desc: You become the girl Knoxville calls when he’s lonely in West Chester.
A/n: ngl i liked where this started but don’t really like the end… hmmmm. lmk if you enjoy! surprised this is my first knox fic
Warnings: smut 18+, oral m!receiving, vaginal fingering, p in v
2.6k words
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Of course you were going to fall for his Southern charms. Who wasn’t when he was sweet talking you so nicely, giving you all the attention in the world like you were the only one who earned it? The first time it happened you were on top of the world. Sure he was married, but you figured he’d done this stuff all the time, it’s not like you would make some huge difference. Only now it caused a huge dent in your life, like an asteroid walloping into you.
You knew the guys would look down on you for it, what with being the girl Johnny Knoxville hit up to fuck when he was in West Chester. Even if you were seeing someone at the time you would fold immediately, racing to the man’s hotel room as soon as he called. “You know he has girls all around the country, and now you’ve become his West Chester broad.” Bam would say all serious, like an intervention of some kind. You’d brush him off, “Stop being all dramatic. We both get something out of it.” Bam narrowed his eyes at you, “Really? Cause’ it seems like you guys fuck, you’re all happy and then he leaves and you’re miserable. What are you getting out of that exactly?” You’d get pissed then, because it was true, “Can you just stay out of my business please? Like how I stay out of yours.” Bam shakes his head, getting up to leave. “Well don’t come crying to me when he breaks your heart again, I’m just trying to be a good friend.” And then he’d take off, leaving you to wallow in his honest words but none of them changed anything.
However, you did think of them pretty often. Maybe you should respect yourself a little more. You didn’t want to be deemed as just the slut he’d call to get himself off, you were as much a part of CKY and Jackass as the rest of the guys. You were the token girl for fuck’s sake! But Johnny was so god damn hot and persuasive that any ounce of self respect was gone the moment the phone rang.
Johnny was in town again, filming for the Fort Knoxville episode of Viva La Bam and after you all wrapped for the day, you found yourself at Kildare’s drinking away and playing pool with the crew. The whole time Johnny acted completely normal with you, cracking jokes like you were just casual pals and maybe you liked it that way, like you were secret even when all of your friends knew about what you’d get up to. Later on into the night, Knoxville called it quits. “I’m exhausted after my flight this morning, I’m off guys.” He did his rounds of goodbyes and physical gestures, even planting a soft kiss on your cheek, like he hadn’t kissed your most private areas like that. And then he was gone without a second to spare, no suggestion that he wanted to fuck.
You hated to admit that it made you pissed, but it did and Bam of course picked up on it. “You’re just in a pissy mood now that lover boy fucked off without you.” You brushed him off again, furrowing your brows. “Shut up Bam.” Bam raised his hands “Why can’t you just admit I’m right? You like being with him, not being his fuck buddy, but that’s all he wants you for. He’s married Y/n.” If you weren’t pissed before, you certainly were now, “You think I don’t know he’s married? Since when do you care about all this shit, you cheat on Jenn all the fucking time?!” Bam nodded his head, “Yeah I know, so I also know how a cheater acts, and he is breaking your heart without giving a single fuck!”
Your fight was interrupted when your cellphone started to ring. Bam narrowed his eyes at you, “You’re only going to get hurt.” You picked up your phone “I’m going to get off thank you.” You flicked it open and answered the call you were praying to get. “Hey sweetheart.” The Southern voice drawled, “I’ve missed you.” Your heart stopped a little, he missed you. You realised the more you thought the more Bam was right so quickly snapped back into smug mode. “I’ve missed you too.” Bam rolled his eyes at your response, getting an idea of the things Johnny was sweet talking you with. “So, you wanna come to my hotel room when you’re finished with the bar?” You looked Bam right in the eyes, “I’m ready to go now actually.” Bam shook his head, biting his lip. “Okay sugar, the room number’s 302, I’ll see ya.” You smiled smugly, “See you in a bit.” With that you shut your phone and stuffed it in your purse. “You know one day you’re gonna hate yourself for not listening to me.” Bam folded his arms. “And I am not gonna be your shoulder to cry on.” You put your hand on his shoulder, “You never were in the first place.” The words stung as you walked away, pretending like you didn’t give a fuck about Bam but you gave many fucks. “Where’s she off to?” Ryan asked Bam as he wandered over to where you had argued. “She’s going off to fuck Knoxville!” He said the last part extra loud so you and everyone else in the bar could hear. You turned your head around before leaving Kildare’s, flipping Bam the bird, and you were gone.
You knocked on Room 302, butterflies swarming in your stomach as if this wasn’t routine at this point. Johnny answered the door in his sweatpants, (interesting choice) with no shirt on and his hair damp, patting it with a towel. “Hey sweetheart.” Johnny smiled, that sweet sickening smile that reminded you of why you were willing to get your heartbroken every time he called. “Hey Johnny.” He leaned in and kissed your cheek just like he had earlier before moving out of the way to let you into the room. “Get the chicken wing stains out yet?” Johnny rolled his eyes, “Haha, very funny. I got new sheets.” You patted the soft bed and sat yourself down on it. Johnny walked over all nonchalant and lifted your chin up with his finger. You flashed him an innocent doe eyed look while he licked his lips. “Pretty girl.” He murmured under his breath as he leaned down and kissed you. Your lips reacted immediately, moving in sync with his but you kept your hands in your lap, awaiting Johnny to initiate what to do like he always did. It was nice letting someone take over completely during sex, you felt needed, wanted. Though maybe someone else would look at that differently.
Johnny pulled away from the kiss and bit his lip while standing up straight. He brushed a piece of hair away from your face and rubbed your cheek with the pad of his thumb. It became apparent to you that you were basically face to face with his crotch and that the subtle way he pushed your head forward made out what he wanted. You looked at his crotch and then back up to him with those same doe eyes. He sighed contently when you began to pull down his sweatpants and reach your hand down his boxers to pull out his dick. He groaned with pleasure when you came into contact with it. It wasn’t completely hard yet so you spent time jerking him off for a moment to get him to full length. All the while, Johnny had his bottom lip between his teeth, still tracing your cheek with his thumb.
You placed the tip of his dick in your mouth and glanced up at him through heavy lids. He groaned loudly when you took all of him into your mouth, gripping him at the base. You sucked softly, moving up and down his length. “Good girl.” Johnny spoke, his hand now placed on the back of your head, pushing you down ever so gently. The words went straight to your heat and you moaned quietly, the vibrations causing Johnny to moan too. Even when you were sat on Knoxville’s bed, sucking him off like he wanted you to, Bam’s words were circling around your head. Sure you weren’t the first girl to suck Johnny Knoxville’s cock and that was fine, but you probably weren’t even the first girl this week. All that ‘He has sluts all around the country’ talk was getting to you but you swallowed it down, along with your spit that was now pooling, some of it down your chin. Johnny had a firm grip around your hair now, shoving you down so your nose was almost touching the space above his cock. He moaned and groaned as you tried your best to breathe through your nose, eyes beginning to water. “Just a second doll.” Johnny struggled to get out, immersed in his pleasure. After a moment he released you, lines of saliva linking you to his dick still. He tried to wipe the spit off your chin with his thumb but the attempts were pretty much futile, instead you cleaned yourself with the back of your hand.
“God you’re so good to me you know that?” You smiled at him, ‘I wonder how many girls he’s said that to’ the thought was washed down once more. “Come on let’s get this off.” Johnny helped you pull your tank top off, releasing your tits. He lay down on the bed as you unbuttoned your pants, shimmying them off with your panties, leaving you exposed. Johnny had now kicked off his sweatpants and was completely bare in front of you, the sight alone was enough to make you drool. You climbed on top of him, straddling his hips. He pulled you to sit on his torso just above his cock, kissing and grabbing at your tits while you let out desperate whimpers. “Have to make sure you’re ready.” He whispered, moving his fingers down to swipe them through your folds. You whined when he let a finger breach into you, steadying yourself with your hands on his shoulders and raising your hips to allow him to finger you. Johnny watched you with intent as you shut your eyes and whimpered while you let him do whatever he wanted. He slipped another finger in and picked up the pace, stretching you out nicely. You moaned some more, putting on a little show for the man beneath you. You opened your eyes to make contact with his deep set ones, completely blown out with lust. Lust. Not love. Of course. His other hand which had been gripping your waist snaked up to feel your tits, pinching your nipples between his fingers for you to make more pleasurable noises. After a moment, Johnny removed his fingers, examining the slick you had left. Out of curiosity, he moved the digits up to your mouth, wanting to see if you would taste yourself. And you did, wrapping your lips around his fingers to suck seductively. Of course you did. You’d do anything he’d say, he didn’t even have to say it.
Johnny smiled smugly, wetting his lips with his tongue. “Too good to me.” He whispered, the words making you release his fingers. He moved his hands back down to your hips and guided you down to his crotch. You looked down and grabbed his length with your hand, moving it to where it needed to be before sinking down slowly. You winced as he entered you, his hands pushing you down to help. “You okay?” He asked, and you simply nodded, “I’m fine.” It became apparent those were practically the only words you had spoken during this whole exchange. You just let Johnny do whatever he wished, no complaints. That was unfair, you wanted this just as much as he did. But maybe not for the same reasons. Johnny reached up and brushed your hair over your shoulder as you began moving back up, setting your own pace. “So pretty.” He murmured, his head foggy with pleasure. You knew the words were simply fillers but that didn’t stop them from going straight to your stomach, the butterflies running rampant. You struggled with going faster like you knew Johnny wanted you to and so he took matters into his own hands. He pulled you down so your tits were now pressed against his chest and he grabbed your ass tightly with both hands. Then he began moving you up and down much quicker as you buried your head into his neck, letting out louder whimpers. At the same rate, Johnny was bucking up into you, the pleasure causing your eyes to water. You felt quite pathetic in that moment. You weren’t able to ride him as well as he needed you to, ‘I bet one of his whores is way better at sex than me.’ This time you didn’t bury the thought, you let it take over. You pushed yourself up so you were sitting again and began moving up and down, this time much quicker. It was harder this way then just letting Johnny do what he wanted but you didn’t care now. Eventually you were bouncing up and down on his cock, small slaps echoing throughout the room. Your moans were louder and more pornographic but you took a lot more pleasure in the contorted look on Johnnys face. “Fuck baby.” He whimpered, his moans almost as pathetic as yours used to be. “I’m so close, can I cum in you?” His breathing was erratic at this point and the way he let you completely take over showed he wasn’t lying. You told him he could, a little resentful at the fact he didn’t remember you were on the pill. Johnny clutched your hips now, holding you down so you were completely sat on his cock before spilling into you with a loud groan.
You smiled smugly as Johnny kept his eyes shut while catching his breath. “Fucking hell sweetheart, I haven’t cum that quickly since high school.” You blushed at the compliment and slowly lifted yourself off of him. Your knees almost gave out while doing so, now you knew your legs would hurt in the morning. He helped you lie down beside him before getting up quickly to get a towel for you. You panted too, content that you had outdone yourself this time. Til you remembered why you decided to push yourself. Your demeanour changed when Johnny returned from the bathroom, towel in hand when he began wiping your heat. “Fuck, did you even get to cum?” Johnny remembered, slowing his movements. “Yeah I finished.” You lied. You didn’t orgasm very often when with Johnny but he didn’t need to know that. He didn’t enquire any further and simply handed you a t shirt of his to sleep in, getting into a fresh pair of boxers himself. He slipped under the covers behind you and assumed the position of big spoon. He kissed your cheek softly. “You’re amazing.” He whispered and you didn’t respond. Simply smiling politely while the man who held you fell asleep soundly.
You didn’t sleep very well that night, your head swimming with Bam’s words once again. You tried not to think of the fact Johnny would be flying out in a couple days, instead revelling in his warmth but that was barely working. You turned over to face Johnny while he slept, admiring his features. You knew how lucky you were to be in the same bed as movie star Johnny Knoxville but it was only temporary. His temporary girl.
End.
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6 | No regrets
Series: Uttermost Lifestyle
Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character
Word Count: 1.5k
Warnings: Light smut
| MASTERLIST |
"Here's everyone's keys." Jeff hands us our hotel room keys after checking us in.
"I gotta call Caiden later." I yawn taking my key.
"I'm sure, he fill be fine without a call for once. My parents are taking good care of him." Chris pats my head as I close my eye.
When I get to my room I wanted to take a small nap because I was so tired but my damn phone started ringing.
"Hello?" I answer it.
"You really leave our son alone so you can film with a bunch of guys? You're a terrible mother." Kyle laughs into the phone.
"How did you get my new number?" I ask him.
"Easy, babe. Why didn't you let me watch him while you were gone? I could just go visit him."
"You go anywhere near my son..." He cuts me off.
"Our son. We made him." He laughs more.
"Leave him alone, Kyle. Please." I beg him.
"I'll think about it." He hangs up and I leave my room going next door to Johnny's knocking on it.
"What's wrong?" He sees my eyes tearing up and by how I was knocking on his door.
"Kyle called me. He got my new number some how and he was talking about Caiden." I pass him going into his room sitting on his bed. "I should have just brought him with me. What if he tries to go near him while we're gone?" I start to panic.
"Hey, Caiden is okay. He's gonna be fine. Chris's parents promised to keep a close eye on him. Remember they drop him off and pick him up from school. Plus Caiden knows he can't go out the whole time we're gone." Johnny sits next to me grabbing my hands.
"I'm a terrible mother for leaving him alone. Kyle is right for once." I stand up pacing around with my hands shaking. "What if he finds where they live and breaks in at night? What if he takes him. What if..." I'm cut off my Johnny's lips on mine.
"Aly, Caiden is going to be alright, trust me. Kyle isn't dumb enough to pull any of that because he knows the consequences. If we need to, we'll call the school and tell them Caiden has to be homeschooled till we get back." He holds my face before pulling me into his chest.
"Johnny, you need a shower." I slightly laugh as I remove myself from him.
"That bad?" He asks so I nod my head. "Wait, how did he know when to call you?" He asks making a good point.
"Don't think that please because then that's worst because that means he's been following us." I tell him.
"You're staying near me until we're sure. After my shower I'll walk you next door to your room." He goes the the bathroom.
I turn on the tv and lay down on the bed while he showers. "Who is it?" Johnny asks as there was a knock at his door. "Aly will you see?" He asks me.
"I'm asleep." I say with my eyes closed.
"Fine, I'll get it. Ignore my ass out." He says making me slightly chuckle.
"Whoo, it's the Party Boy!" I hear Chris come in and Johnny starts to laugh nonstop.
"Come on, I'm trying to take a shower. Why'd I open the door? Thanks a lot Alex." I hear Johnny say back in the shower.
"Again, I'm sleeping." I say as a wet Party Boy jumps on top of me.
"Time to wake up." He gets off me bump his butt on me so I slap it hard making him shout.
"Why are you even in here?" He asks still bumping his butt on me.
"Personal reason." I give him a look so he says no more filming and gets serious with me.
"What happened?" He asks as the crew leaves.
"Kyle called me talking about Caiden and seeing him but Johnny said how did he know when to call me. So he thinks he's following us." I keep it short.
"We need to talk to the front desk later. Just stay in here." Chris leaves the room.
I get up going to the bathroom since I had to pee, "I'm going pee real quick." I tell Johnny and he says okay.
"Can I ask you a question?" I ask him.
"Is that the question?" He laughs.
"One of two, I guess." I flush the toilet.
"Sure ask me."
"Why did you kiss me to cut me off from my ranting?" I lean against the counter.
"Why did you kiss me that day when I was going to give Kyle shit?" He asks.
"I had to stop you some how since you wouldn't listen to me." I look at myself in the mirror.
"I had to stop you from getting too worried about Caiden." He pokes his head out so I nod my head looking at him through the mirror.
"What about those few other times we keep avoiding to talk about since that one?"
"You said two questions not three." He gives a half smile.
"See avoiding." I sigh going to leave but his wet hand grabs my arm pulling me over to him.
"I thought it was obvious why I do this." He leans down kissing me. His arm wraps around my waist pulling me into the shower so I step over the side.
He deeps the kiss pulling me closer to him as my clothes start to get wet from the water running. His hands seem to explore over my wet clothes as I placed my hands on his chest.
As he kissed me with a fierce hunger, I remove my hands from his chest to remove my wet clothes before they got super wet making it harder to get rid of. Johnny helped me till I was down to nothing. He eyes my body before looking into my eyes pulling me back in for a heated kiss. His hands now exploring much more now that my clothes were off while my hands went to his wet hair.
"Fuck." I moan as I feel him getting hard. Johnny searches my face reading my eyes making him smile before crashing his lips against mine once again.
His hand holding onto the back of my neck moved to under my thigh to try and lift me slightly before stopping. "Are you sure? I wanna make sure your comfortable with this and everything." He asks so give him a gentle kiss.
"I'm comfortable with you and I trust you. I'm extremely nervous though since this is my first time actually being here during it. I never got with anyone since that night with Kyle." My voice shakes.
"I'll take good care of you." He enters me slowly holding me steady as I winch. "You alright?" He asked, again, searching my eyes for any sign to stop.
"I'm alright." I kissed him and rocked against him to signal that I was okay to just go for it.
I gripped onto him tightly as he thrusted in and out of me. We tried to keep our volume low so the others won't hear us in their rooms or incase they were outside the room.
I leaned against the wall to try and give us both some more stability as Johnny pounded into me harder and faster. I was edging close to climax as he picked up his pace and I could tell with every thrust that he was too.
"Fuck." He cussed under his breath as I dug my nails into his shoulders.
I let my head rest against the wall as I shook, squeezing my eyes shut as I started to pulse around him. The sensation of me finishing encouraged his own shortly after letting him rest his head in the crook of my neck.
We both just stand there under the water catching our breaths. "Don't worry, I take birth control." I sigh making him chuckle.
"Yeah, we're already busy with the ones we have." He stands up straight looking down at me. He brings his hand up to my face cupping my cheek staring to smile.
"What?"
He doesn't say anything just leaning down give me a sweet passionate kiss. "It's crazy how much you meant to me so quickly when we started getting close." He runs his hand through my wet hair, which thankfully wasn't knotted or it would be awkward.
"Are you going to regret this?" I ask nervously.
"No, I won't because this meant a lot to me." He says making me smile.
"Why so?"
"I could tell how scared you were, and you felt comfortable and trusted me." He turns off the shower getting out handing me a towel.
"Are you going too?"
"No, because this meant a lot to me too. As you said, I felt comfortable and trusted you. I let my walls down finally since you took my mind off of my fear from my past." I wrap the towel around my body.
"Now what?"
"I don't know. Just see what happens over time because shit happens if you move too fast." I tell him as there was a knock at the door.
"Give me a minute! I'll get you something of mine." He leaves get something for me as he gets dressed quickly.
He shuts the bathroom door so I can get changed alone. "Where's Alex?" I hear Chris as I get dressed.
"She decided to jump in the show when I got finished so she's changing into some of my clean clothes at the moment tell she can go to her room."
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