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jackass-enthusiast · 2 years

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saw you had dialogue prompt! how about #4 on the fluff one for johnny? :D

A/n: after many failed ideas, here you go!! i hope you enjoy 🫶

(he’s so pretty, what the fuck-)

Summary: Prompt 4 with Knoxville 💕

It’s rare for you to not turn up on set with your boyfriend Johnny Knoxville so when Steveo and Bam saw Knoxville walking onto set without you, it was safe to say that they were both shocked. Had you guys fallen out?… or broken up? That’d be the worst for not just Johnny but for everyone else on set too. You’re the only one who seems to keep everyone in check. When Johnny came over to the two guys, they had to say something.

“Hey dude! Where’s ___ at?” Steveo asked bluntly. Johnny just rolled his eyes and didn’t answer so Steveo took this as the worst case scenario. “Did you guys break up?” “What? God no!” Johnny exclaimed. Why would anyone ever think that? You guys are great together and through every argument you’ve ever had, you’ve both talked it out maturely. “So how comes you didn’t walk here with her?” Bam asked confused.

“She’s been wrapped up in helping Tremaine today with setting up so she got here earlier than me and she will be for the next couple weeks” Johnny explained clearly annoyed at the situation. If he had a say in it, you’d be doing what you normally do which would be to watch him do all his stunts, give him all your undivided attention and maybe even join in with a few stunts. However Jeff persisted to tell Knoxville that he needed extra help with setting up so he had no choice but to lose see real hours not seeing you. Sure you guys lived together but that wasn’t the point.

All throughout the week, Johnny found himself becoming more and more irritated and cranky from not spending enough time with you. From your perspective it would’ve seemed quite sweet but from the guys on set… it was a nightmare.

Johnny was constantly giving attitude and seemed more whiny then normal. There was always something wrong with whatever stunt he was planning on filming and when it didn’t meet his standard, he’d just become more pissed off. Of course all of this could’ve been solved with just a minute of your attention. You were also becoming slightly angsty from not seeing your boyfriend much but you could easily mask it, unlike Johnny.

SKIP TO THE END OF THE WEEK

Finally. The day Johnny was looking forward to. You’d finally be done with helping Jeff for the week and he could now have you to himself again. Knoxville walked with a skip in his step to the office to try and find you and was met with you staring blankly at a piece of paper. Johnny was quick to wrap his arms around your waist

“Hello doll, you alright?” he asked while burying his head in the crook of your neck. You leaned into him slightly before shaking him off which confused him. “Hi love, I won’t be a minute here” you told him hurriedly so you could get the last of the jobs Tremaine gave you over and done with. Johnny folded his arms across his chest and pulled a slight face. You turned your head in his direction due to the sudden silence and nearly laughed.

“You okay there?” you asked concerned. Johnny just sniffled before answering with a whine. “You haven’t given me enough attention”. You just chuckled before welcoming Johnny back into your arms. Your boyfriend was quick to wrap himself around you and once again bury his head in the crook of your neck, now fully satisfied to have this moment with you. You gently played with his hair and muttered “You’re such a child”. Knoxville immediately pulled you closer to him. “This is from not getting any of your attention for weeks. I felt like I was dying” he exaggerated.

You rolled your eyes at this statement. “It’s only been one weeks, Pj. Not multiple” There was a moment of silence before he told you “It felt like multiple to me and that’s what matters”

God, he was a complete dork but you loved him.

#jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #dave england #ehren mcghehey #jeff tremaine #preston lacy #wee man #chris pontius #fluff #johnny knoxville x reader #jackass imagine #steveo

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NEW GIRL ON SET - Pt 2 FLUFF ending

As soon as you ran out of the trailer, you made your way to Dunn with tears streaming down your face. He looked over at you and waved, thinking that maybe you’d cooled off and we’re now okay for filming. Yet when he took notice of the tears falling down your face, he was quick to come running to you and wrap his arms around you as you sobbed. “C’mon ___, he’s not worth this, okay?” he reassured you while stroking your hair. “Let’s take you home, I’m sure Jeff won’t mind if you had one day off”

You made your way to your car with Ryan, hoping that you’d make it in time before Johnny made any attempt to come and find you. Unfortunately the universe wasn’t on your side and Knoxville was running up to you and Dunn. Luckily you were pretty much at your car now so you quickly unlocked it and jumped into the passenger seat so Ryan could drive.

“____ just talk to me, please? I’m really sorry doll” your boyfriend shouted, quickening his moves in hopes to get you to faster. Ryan was swift to turn on your car and drive away before Johnny could get close enough to opening your door. When you looked in the rear mirror of the car, you could see the image of Johnny putting his face in his hands slowly fading. You felt kind of guilty for leaving him like that but it’s his own fault. He left you out for some girl he’s known for a couple weeks and now he knows what it feels like.

The whole drive journey to your flat was long. Dunn had no idea what to say to you and you were glad because you didn’t really feel like talking at the moment. The only thing you could do was think of your boyfriend and ask yourself if you were even still together. All you really wanted to know was why he was prioritising Rachel over you, his own girlfriend. Did he even love you anymore?

You’re thoughts were cut off when the car stopped outside of your apartment building. Sighing, you went to get out of the car but Ryan’s hand on your knee stopped you. “Hey if you need to talk about anything, I’m right here. You want any company?” he asked looking slightly worried. “No it’s okay, I’ll be alright. Thank you for taking me home Dunn” you told him with a tired smile. As you got out the car, you waited for him to leave but he didn’t and stayed seated behind the wheel just looking at you. “Ry, you do know that you can leave right? I’ll be fine” you assured him. Ryan just stared at you sternly and gave you a serious answer “I am not driving away until I know you’re safe in your apartment. Call me when you get in”. This caused you to smile. Dunn was always so sweet to you and seemed to fee a need to protect you. You gave him a quick wave and walked up to the entrance.

While walking up the stairs to your home, you kept on thinking about if it was cruel not giving Johnny a chance to explain himself to you. When you made it to your door, you were quick to unlock it and give Ryan a call. “Hey, I’m inside” “Okay, love you ___ stay safe!”. You chucked your keys onto the side and flopped onto your sofa, ready to have a relaxing shower and chill for the rest of the day. However your plans were cut short when you heard a frantic pounding at your door. You cautiously walked up to the door and looked out of the peep hole. Holy shit.

There stood Knoxville, flowers in hand while panting like a dog. He must’ve ran upstairs to be out of breath like this. Opening the door slightly, you looked out of the crack and stared at him. He only stared back, not knowing what to say now that he was there. Johnny thought he’d know what to say to you when he saw you. Apologise, hand you the flowers and hope that you guys could start over. “Is there something I can help you with Knoxville?” you asked slightly pissed off. “Can I please come in?” Johnny asked.

Instead of replying, you pulled the door fully open so you could let him in. Johnny just stared at the daises in his hands before handing them to you. “For you… I-I wanted to apologise” your boyfriend began, looking extremely guilty. You took the flowers and placed them gently on the table before turning to look at him. “Go on then”. Sighing, Johnny took a seat on your sofa and waited for you to join him. When you sat down with him, he turned his body to face you fully before grabbing your hands. “I am truly sorry sweetheart. I have no idea why I did what I did and Rachel is not my priority, it should be you. I failed you and I am really sorry” he explained while looking straight into your eyes. This felt genuine and it seemed like he seriously meant it. All you needed to know though was why. “What’s made me more upset then anything is that you didn’t give me an explanation as to why you stopped seeing me as much because of her. So why?” you asked.

“I really don’t know sweetheart. I think that maybe there was a need to try and get on with Steveos other friends so she’d feel comfortable but I should’ve noticed how badly I was treating you. Do you think you could forgive me?”. Johnnys eyes shined with many different emotions but the only one you could really see was fear. “Please… I don’t know what I’d do if I lost you” Knoxville whispered, his voice cracking at the end as tears slowly brimmed his eyes. Seeing him so upset made you break down and wrap your arms around his neck. He was quick to return your actions, his head burying in the side of your neck while silently sobbing.

“It’s okay, I forgive you my love” you told him softly while playing with his hair. Johnny only nodded and slowly pushed you flat onto the sofa so you were both laying down. He slowly lifted his head up and looked at you with a sincere smile. “Let’s get some sleep and I’ll take you out to dinner tonight to make it up to you” Knoxville proposed. You just smiled back and told him jokingly “You’re not off the hook completely Knoxville, you’ve got weeks ahead of you to make it up to me”. Johnny pulled his hand up to his head to salute. “Yes ma’am”

#jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #dave england #ehren mcghehey #jeff tremaine #preston lacy #wee man #chris pontius #fluff #ryan dunn #steveo #jackass imagine #johnny knoxville x reader

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jackass-enthusiast · 2 years

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okay so i’ve never sent a request but i read your stuff and omg it is so good !! can i ask for #24 with pontius or knoxville? i don’t have a preference for the ending or anything. tysm !

A/N: hellooo! so i’ve completed this one for Knoxville and it has an angsty ending but i am working on an alternate fluff ending which’ll be a little short but oh well. i’m also working on writing a second one for Pontius that will have the fluff ending included into it. anyways enjoyyy🫶

NEW GIRL ON SET

Summary: Prompt 24 with Knoxville

Contains: ANGST!, cute Ryan Dunn, jealously, swearing

Today Steveo was supposed to be bringing his best friend on set for the upcoming week to show them around. He’d already sorted it out with Tremaine and everyone was excited to meet them. According to Steveo, they’re just like him, completely fearless and fucking nuts. This meant that this week would either be the best or the absolute worst. You could deal with one Steveo but two? No thanks.

You arrived on set hand in hand with your boyfriend Johnny Knoxville, ready to start filming. It was pretty nice being included into your boyfriends line of work and it was also quite fun too. No major injuries… yet. You’ve only ever had small concussions here and there and whenever you did, Johnny was right there next to you. It’s pretty sweet how much he worries about you.

You both made your way to the canopy tent where Pontius was talking to Dave. “Hey guys, how’ve you been?” you asked smiling, sitting in the empty seat next to Dave. “Hey! We’re good, just talking about Steveo’s friend coming. I hope they’re cool” Dave commented. You nodded your head and soon found yourself engrossed in a conversation while Knoxville occupied himself. Soon enough, steveo came over looked extremely happy

“Hey guys! I want you to meet my best friend Rachel” Steveo announced. Wait what? A girl? I mean, that’s pretty much good news. You’ll have another girl to be able to talk to on set while the others were doing stunts. When you turned to face her, you were stunned for words. She was gorgeous! Her hair was the perfect length and suited her features. Bright eyes which had a glint of happiness behind them. Her smile was beautiful and everything about her seemed to be perfect. This got you slightly nervous. What if Johnny starts to like her?

You shook away those thoughts. There’s no way that your boyfriend would suddenly leave you for a girl he’s only just met. However those thought began creeping back soon as you saw his eyes glance down at her chest when he shook her hand. Soon enough she came up to you with a cheerful smile. “Hey, I’m Rachel as you know. You’re ____, right? Steveos told me a lot about you” she spoke, pulling you into a quick hug. “Yeah, hi. It’s great to meet you finally” you answered, trying to smile back but it probably looked extremely forced. Rachel then made her way and introduced herself to everyone else. Okay, it’s fine. It’s only a week

Little did you know that you were completely wrong. Apparently Tremaine and the guys loved her so much that she soon became a new addition to the Jackass crew and was being thrown into all these different stunts. You noticed how easily she fit in with everyone else and had no issue with speaking her mind, showing clearly how confident she was. This made you feel slightly self conscious. It took you months to warm up to everyone on set when Johnny introduced you. How could she fit in so easily?

You also noticed the behavioural change in your boyfriend too. During the first couple days, he would still arrive on set with you but he stopped holding your hand as much. As well as that, he’d stop hanging around with you in between filming and go off to find Steveo and Rachel. Soon that turned into him no longer coming to set with you and suddenly getting rides with Steveo and Rachel. Of course this made you upset but you thought nothing of it.

As the weeks went on though, he soon stopped talking to you completely. Ignoring your texts and calls and whenever you called his name on set. When you did have a chance to speak with him however, he was always in a bad mood and you would both break out into an argument. You hated it.

Today you decided to turn up with your good friend Ryan Dunn. He was there for you when he took notice of Johnnys abnormal behaviour. Dunn would constantly reassure you about how you had nothing to worry about and how it’s probably just a blip and would soon sort itself out. What Ryan didn’t tell you was how he had doubts about that. He saw the way Knoxville would look at Rachel and it broke his heart to even think about telling you.

When you arrived on set, it was no surprise to see Johnny laughing with Rachel by his side, holding onto her stomach as she rocked back and forth. You took a deep breath and decided to just ignore it for today. You’d soon have a chance to see him since you were lined up for a stunt with him today. As you made your way to the trailer on set, Jeff stopped you

“Hey ____, did Johnny not tell you?” he asked looking confused. You just sighed “He doesn’t even look at me anymore, let alone speak to me”. Tremaine groaned and rubbed his face before looking back at you, looking slightly upset “There’s been a change of plans for the stunt you were going to go today” he began, scratching the back of his neck “you won’t be doing the stunt with Knoxville anymore. Umm, he’s requested that Rachel takes your place…”

You felt like you couldn’t breathe. These are the lengths that he’d go to just to avoid seeing you. His own girlfriend? Tears began welling in your eyes and you just muttered a quick ‘thank you’ to Tremaine before pushing your way into the trailer. You let the tears roll down as soon as you shut the door. Why was he doing this?

Ryan saw you looking really upset before you went into the trailer and began making his way over. Yet he stopped in his tracks when he thought about Knoxville. How could he leave you feeling like this? Dunn quickly turned around and marched his way over to Johnny who was chatting away with Rachel. He grabbed him by the shirt and shoved him.

“The hell is wrong with you!?” Johnny exclaimed, shocked at the actions that his friend just made. Dunn was fucking fuming. He really doesn’t know what’s wrong? “I’ll tell you what’s wrong! Your girlfriend is in that trailer balling her eyes out over you!” Ryan shouted, gesturing over at the trailer you were currently crying in. What pissed Ryan off more was the fact that Johnny showed no remorse or guilt what so ever. He just shrugged his shoulders “She’ll get over it”

Dunn quickly removed himself from the situation and jogged over to the trailer you were in and softly tapped on the door. “Hey ___? It’s me” he called out. Soon, you opened the door and pulled him into a hug. Not too far away was Knoxville watching the scene unfold, seething. Jealously got the best of him and he soon ran over to the both of you and pulled Ryan away. “That’s enough. Now let me talk to my girlfriend” he spoke harshly, pushing his way into the trailer and shutting the door before Dunn could even get a single word out

“What the fuck was that?” he yelled. Seriously? He had some fucking nerve. “Excuse me? Do you mind telling me what the fuck that was with Rachel these past few weeks? Ignoring me completely and swapping us over so she could be the one doing that stunt with you?” you shouted, pacing back and forth. Another argument.

“Really? You’re getting this worked up over a stunt? Grow up!” Johnny yelled back. “It’s not about the stunt!” you screamed “This is about you replacing me with Rachel. Do you have any idea how upset I’ve been these past few weeks? Not having my own boyfriend check up on me or even speak to me? Actively ignoring me?” you explained calmly “What am I supposed to think when I see my boyfriend hanging out with a gorgeous girl over his own girlfriend?” you sighed

“Jesus Christ ___! It’s always about you not being good enough, isn’t it? I mean looking at Rachel, no wonder you’re so insecure” he muttered, looking away and not even thinking twice about what he just said. You froze. How could he say that to you. Knoxville soon clocked what he said when he heard you sob into your hand. His head whipped around to look at you and he felt his heart break in two

“Wait, sweetheart! I didn-“ he began but you cut him off. “No but you did, Knoxville.” you spoke tearfully. It broke Johnnys heart further to hear you call him by his last name. You never did that with him ever. He went to reach his hand out but you quickly darted out of the door, leaving him stunned.

“What the fuck did I just do…”

#jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #dave england #ehren mcghehey #jeff tremaine #preston lacy #wee man #chris pontius #jackass imagine #angst #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville angst

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(not my GIF)

A/N: had a request for Bam smutt so I'm here to deliver for you. ENJOY (minors DNI)🫶🫶

Summary: After seeing you and Bam secretly pinning over each other, the Jackass crew thought what better way to get a confession out of you by locking the pair of you in a room together

Pairing: Reader (female) x Bam Margera

Contains: SMUTT, slightly rough Bam, wall sex, semi-public, cute kiss

'Friendly' Confessions

Being best friends with Bam has been the best decision of your life. It felt like only yesterday when you were little and he helped patch you up when you scraped your knee outside his house. He remembered seeing you crying so he ran back to his to ask his mum for a plaster. His mum adores you and she soon became friends with your mum, allowing you to see Bam more often despite the fact that you were pretty much a street away.

As time went on, you only grew closer and did pretty much everything together. You skated together, went out to dinner, stayed out till the sky was pitch black, had sleepovers together. You name it, you both did it. It was only when you went through puberty did you realise that you felt a much stronger feeling for Bam and only clocked what that feeling was. You were in love with him. You only just began to take notice on how adorable he looked with his curly hair and how happy he looked when he landed a trick right after many failed attempts. You only just noticed that warm feeling you felt when he'd wrap his arms around you. It felt wonderful but it sucked at the same time because you didn't know if Bam felt the same way.

He was extremely pretty, no doubt about it so it wasn't a massive shock to you when he'd be going through many different girls. Yet the jealousy you felt when he'd talk about them was unbearable. You'd do anything to have Bam talk about you like that and be your boyfriend but since you didn't have the courage to tell him, you suffered in silence.

Bam however didn't realise he was in love with you until he saw you kiss some guy at a party you were both at. Normally when you got a boyfriend, he'd ignore that feeling in the pit of his stomach that he didn't recognise and supported you... but seeing you kiss some guy face-to-face made him see red. He remembered leaving that night with Dunn and tried explaining to him what he felt and that's when Ryan told him "Dude, you're in love with her".

He didn't speak to you until the next day and just explained that he felt unwell and that it was nothing to worry about. There was no way that he was going to tell you, his childhood friend, that he was in love with you. So he kept his mouth shut and didn't breathe a word of it to anyone apart from Dunn.

It was a real blessing to join Bam in the films of Jackass, even if you weren't a main part of it. When you were included in stunts, the guys treated you like family and welcomed you with open arms. You didn't get to do too many dangerous stunts though due to Bam's constant worry of you getting hurt. That's when Chris soon realised that Bam had a major crush on you. Totally not because it "accidentally" slipped out of drunk Dunn's mouth one night when they were out partying.

Excluding Bam and Dunn, Steveo was probably you're best friend on set. You were both in constant trouble and never left each others sides when doing stunts. You were like a sister to him and he felt a responsibility to look out for you and protect you. That's why Steveo felt honoured and happy that you confided in him about your undying love for your curly dark haired friend and he swore not to tell anyone. Yet soon enough, Steveo found himself in a three-way conversation with Pontius and Dunn where it was soon made apparent that they all figured out that you and Bam had mutual feelings for one another.

Today wasn't much different from the rest. You had a couple stunts and skits lined up and you could just hang with Bam, Dunn or Steveo when you were finished. Little did you know that there would be a little surprise waiting for you when you got to work.

Getting out of your car, you made your way over to the canopy tent where Dunn was chatting to Knoxville and Pontius while carrying a massive bakery box that was filled with treats for the cast and crew. As soon as Ryan saw you, he broke out in a big smile and waited for you to come to the tent. "Good morning! Is that box for me?" He asked hopefully while you just chuckled. "Sorry Ry, you'll have to share with everyone else" You told him while placing the box on the table opposite Johnny and Pontius who both soon dived right in and mumbled a 'thank you' "Plus, I don't think you could consume that much on your own in one sitting".

"Are you under estimating me here L/N?" Ryan asked shocked, slapping his hand on his chest to show how offended he was at the sheer disbelief from you. You just smirked back and shrugged while Dunn pouted, grabbing himself a cinnabon. Suddenly, you felt a pair of arms lift you from the ground while chanting 'good morning'. You knew from the voice that it was Bam's doing which made you flustered and you were praying that no one would notice. Unfortunately Knoxville did. "Aww Bam, you're making little Y/N blush!". You felt Bam freeze up behind you

"No he's not! H-he just caught me off guard, that's it!" You defended, feeling yourself get even redder at the mere embarrassment of Bam hearing that he was making you go red. He soon placed you back down and spun you around gently to look at your face. After a couple seconds, he soon started smirking. "You sure I didn't make you flustered?" You just shoved him playfully and began walking off, earning a laugh from him and the guys under the canopy. "Fuck off." Bam didn't realise he was staring at you until Ryan waved a hand in front of his face. "Dude, if you keep staring at her like that then maybe she'll find out you fancy her" he chuckled, making Bam red. "Yeah man, why not tell her how you feel? She likes you too" Knoxville added with a mouth full of croissant. Bam just shock his head and stared at his shoes. "It's a bit more complicated" he mumbled. "Right, I'm going to go find Steveo and I'll see you guys later" he quickly announced and walked off, leaving Knoxville and Pontius.

"Hey Knox, I think I've got a great idea on getting Y/N and Bam together"

Soon enough, the day was half way over and people were going for lunch in the building opposite the set. You made your way through the hallway with Steveo, laughing together about an earlier stunt that was filmed. "I can't believe he went so far!" you added, causing Steveo to go into another fit of giggles. When you and Steveo walked through the door those giggles, however, soon stopped when you realised that all the guys were gathered in a group whispering to each other. As soon as Dave saw you approaching, he slapped the arm of the guy closest to him and they all turned to look at you, stopping their whispering. "Hey Y/N" Ehren waved, a smile grazing his face yet there was something menacing behind it. "Umm hey guys.... what's going on?" you asked concerned, turning to look at Steveo who just gave you the same look and shrugged his shoulders. Turning back to the group you noticed that Bam was missing, along with Dunn and Wee-man.

"Where's Bam?" you asked, wondering if he knew what was going on here. You were automatically met with a chant of "Oooohhh"'s from the cast. "How comes you're so worried about Margera then L/N? Have a little crush now, do we?" Preston taunted, leaving you stunned. Did Steveo tell them? You turned to look at Steveo to say something but he beat you to it. "Look guys, she doesn't fancy Bam. They're friends. Even if she did, it's no one else's business" he defended while linking your pinky with his for support. You just smiled and looked back to the table surrounded by the Jackass boys who just looked between each other. "Yeah" sighed Pontius, soon looking at you. "Look, Jeff wanted you to grab some tissues from the storage room for our next skit if you don't mind" Pontius told you while everyone else got on with something else. "Okay, I'll grab them now then." You replied, making your way to the storage room which was located down the hall and to the right.

However on your way there, you were contemplating your decision. The guys seemed really sketchy but it as fine. You were only grabbing tissues which won't take long. When you opened the door, you quickly walked in, shut the door and began looking for the boxes of Kleenex. You only just saw how small the room was, if you could even call it that. It could easily fit 3 people in but it might feel a little crammed once you reached 4 people. As you were looking for the tissues, you heard the door handle open and turned around to see if it was one of the guys coming to pull a prank on you. Yet you were met with Bam instead, looking hella confused. As soon as he saw you, he froze. Dunn and Wee-man forgot to mention the part where he was going to bump into you in a storage room. He didn't have long to think about it though as the door was quickly pulled shut and a few noises of clanking tools was heard through the door. Giggles soon followed as soon as Bam tried pulling the door back. "No point trying, the doors locked from the inside. We want a confession out of one of you and none of you are leaving that room until you do." You heard Knoxville yell, his signature laugh following soon after.

Sighing, Bam rested his head on the door and closed his eyes. This can't be happening. He can't risk getting rejected by you and he didn't feel like confessing today. Even if he did, he'd want to do it on his own terms and in his own way that was special to the both of you. "Hey Bam..." you started, causing him to look up and saw just how nervous you looked and he began walking up to you until he was right in front of you. "Y/N, you alright?"

Taking a deep breath, you looked Bam straight in the eyes. "I think I'm in love with you" You told him, slightly taken back from how forward you were, leaving Bam speechless. That was the last thing he expected to hear. He loved you too but he only felt more nervous. "I think I love you too" he replied, exhaling afterwards while just staring right at you. It was only now that you took in how close Bam was to you. Your chests were practically touching and you could feel his breath on your face. You gazed down to his lips quickly, thinking about kissing him but Bam beat you to it. He put one hand on your waist pulling you in and the other behind your head, tilting you upwards before he softly placed his lips on yours. You instantly reciprocated the action, moving both your hands to his chest.

This was everything you could've dreamed of. This felt like heaven. The idea of kissing Bam had you weak in the knees but now that it was happening, you couldn't contain the whimper that left your lips which caught Bam off-guard. He pulled away quickly and looked down at you wide-eyed, while you just looked back at him blushing profusely. Soon enough, Bam tucked a piece of hair behind your ear and mumbled " That was so fuckin' hot". That only made you more flustered and Bam unfortunately noticed. "Does my girl like that?" he asked, staring you down which caused you to start moving away from embarrassment.

You kept moving backwards until you soon met a wall and now you truly were trapped. Bam's eyes were watching your every move, a new gaze that you had never seen Bam give you before was shinning in his eyes. Hunger and Lust. His hands soon gripped your hips and slammed you back into the wall, a moan slipping out from your lips. Bam looked down at your doe-eyed expression and he could already feel himself growing from the sight of you. He trailed his hands down to your bum and tapped it with his finger, signalling you to jump. You obliged and wrapped your legs around Bams waist while his hands comfortably cupped your bum and soon enough, he went back to kissing your swollen lips. However this time, he was more rough. He's been waiting for this moment for years and now that he knows he can have you, he sure isn't holding back.

You trailed your fingers to Bams hair and gave it a pull, earning a groan from him. Smirking in victory you gently bit down on Bams lips, trying to test the waters but he soon pulled away again with a stern look on his face. "Don't push your luck sweetheart" he growled before going in to kiss your neck. He slowly made his way down until he felt like your shirt was in the way, causing him to pull it off of you one handed before you had a chance to do it yourself. You were now in just your bra and shorts, feeling exposed compared to Bam who was still in his shirt and jeans. Clearing your throat, Bam stopped his kisses and looked up at you, worried you might feel uncomfortable and want to stop.

"Umm.. could you, uh, your shirt?" You asked sheepishly which made Bam chuckle. He gently set you down and quickly took his shirt off, looking at you once he threw it in the corner. He trailed his hand around the edge of your shorts, silently asking if he could take them off. You gave him a nod of permission and soon enough, Bam was undoing the button on your shorts and pulling the zip down. Once he did that, he slowly pinched the bottom parts of your shorts and pulled them down along with your underwear until they pooled at the floor. Bam glanced up at you and you swore you could've melted on the spot seeing Bam staring up at you from in between your legs.

Bam quickly undid his belt and slipped his hand into his pocket to retrieve a condom then went to remove his jeans and kick them away. He put the condom packet between his teeth then trailed his hands behind your back to unclip your bra, letting it fall down to your feet. Bam then removed the packet from his mouth and tore it open, eager to finish what he started. He quickly pulled his boxers down, letting his cock spring free. Precum already visible and slowly dripping its way down. You helped him roll the condom on and looked into Bams eyes while he slowly teased your clit. "Ready sweetheart?" He asked. You responded with a quick nod and that's all it took.

As soon as Bam entered you, you both let out groans of satisfaction. You've been waiting years for this and it's finally happening. He started off slowly, wanting to savour the feeling of you wrapped perfectly around him. You moved your hands to Bams neck and began tugging at the ends of his hair, earning a low moan as he soon picked up the pace of his thrusts.

He quickly grabbed ahold of your wrists and pinned them above your head with one hand while the other one moved to your jaw. He thought you looked so pretty like this. A sight that only he was allowed to see. Your facial expressions and the noises you were making were nearly enough to send him over the edge. Soon enough, you felt your stomach begin to tighten as you knew your high was approaching. "B-ugh... I'm close..." you whimpered, barely able to say a single sentence. "I know, baby. M-me too... shit" Bam moaned, his hips frantically thrusting as he was chasing his high. His hand then traveled down to your clit and began toying with it, helping you get your release. "I love you" Bam mumbled which finished you off.

You're eyes were clamped shut as you felt your legs twitch and tense up at the intense feeling. Bam soon followed after, spilling into the condom with a groan. The pair of you just stood there panting as you took in the after glow of your highs. "That was..." you began.

"Amazing" Bam finished, looking a you with a completely fucked out look on his face while a lazy grin layed on his face. Smirking back, you gave him a quick kiss before getting your clothes back on. Bam was quick to follow, pulling the condom off and tying it up before tossing it in the bin by the corner and pulling his boxers back up. It didn't take long for you to be fully dressed and look some what presentable. Before going to the door, you grabbed the tissues you originally came in for and looked at Bam with a smile. "Does this mean I can call you my boyfriend?" You asked shyly. Bam only responded with a quiet "Of course" before kissing you.

He went to go open the door and to both of your surprises, the door was open and unlocked. That's when it dawned on you; did the rest of the Jackass guys know or even worse, hear, what you and Bam were doing in that room? You'd soon find out. Taking a deep breath, you laced your fingers with Bams and walked into the break room where the majority of the guys were waiting with knowing smiles on their faces.

"Have a fun time in there Y/N? Sure as hell sounded like it" Johnny giggled, making you go bright red while Bam scratched the back of his neck with his free hand. "Yeah dude, we could all hear you both from in here. It was traumatising!" Dunn added with a disturbed look on his face. You let go of Bams hand and walked by Ryan to gently slap the back of his head. "Asshole"

#jackass imagine #jackass #bam margera #fluff #smut #reader x bam #johnny knoxville #dave england #ehren mcghehey #jeff tremaine #preston lacy #wee man #chris pontius #steveo #ryan dunn

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HII! so at the moment, i’ve got 3 REQUESTS that i’m working on which are:

• 2 prompts (one ANGST and one FLUFF)

• Bam smut

i’ll be writing them out today and post them by the next few days. THAT’S IT, BYEE 🤠

OOH, ALSO i was out the other day and saw PJ on someone’s number plate. not the most exciting news but it made me smile :,)

#jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #dave england #ehren mcghehey #fluff #jeff tremaine #preston lacy #wee man #chris pontius #ryan dunn #angst #steveo #smut

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PROMPT LIST (italics is what is said by the reader🫶)

FLUFF 🌷

1. “are you blushing?” “…no?”

2. “you look adorable”

3. “c’mon, let’s go on that date”

4. “you okay there?” *sniff* “you haven’t given me enough attention”

5. “hug?”

6. “God, just kiss me already”

7. “i have no idea what i’d do without you”

8. “please have my children…”

9. “i can’t wait to marry you”

10. “your first name would sound so good next to my last name”

11. “can i hold your hand… please?”

12. “i love it when you play with my hair”

ANGST</3

13. “i can’t believe you”

14. “I HATE YOU”

15. “i wish i never met you”

16. “you make everything so much worse”

17. “keep your nose out of my business”

18. “that really hurt me” “i’m glad”

19. “can we please not fight anymore?”

20. “i just don’t love you anymore”

21. “do you not care for me anymore?”

22. “you don’t look at me like you used to”

23. “did you sleep with them?” “…yes”

24. “no wonder you’re so insecure”

SPICY📸

25. “you drive me insane”

26. “you’re perfection”

27. “i need you”

28. “you can’t keep your hands to yourself, can you?” “shut up”

29. “make me”

30. “you wanna be good for me?”

31. “shut that mouth of yours before i shut it for you”

32. “i think someone’s in need of a little punishment”

33. “i couldn’t stop thinking about last night”

34. “apparently you can burn up to 2-3 calories a minute when kissing… wanna work out with me?”

35. “i like that necklace” “that’s my hand…” “i know”

36. “you look so pretty like this”

#jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #dave england #ehren mcghehey #fluff #jeff tremaine #preston lacy #wee man #chris pontius #ryan dunn #angst #steveo #spicy #prompt

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Can i ask for a johnny x reader were reader is super short like 5’1 and apart of the jackass crew And do crazy stunts

A/N: I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!! I hope you enjoy reading this and I'll be willing to do some hcs and whatnot for something like this. I also have a few of my own ideas lined up that I'll post later today about what I'm working on. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! ENJOYYY <3

Summary: Just another day on set with your beloved lover Johnny Knoxville, filled with countless teasing and stupidly cute remarks

Pairing: Reader x Johnny Knoxville - Gender is not mentioned

Contains: swearing, stupid stunts, cheeky little kiss, teasing (all in good fun!!)

𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭

The sun was blazing hot and burning everything in its path. Sadly you had to be out filming with the rest of the Jackass guys in this unbearable weather but your boyfriend made it all worth it.

Johnny Knoxville.

You guys have been together for nearly a year now and it's been nothing but amazing. He's the most caring and attentive boyfriend you could ever ask for and he loved you to pieces. Everything about you screamed perfection to him. Nothing on Gods green earth could change his mind about that and he could never pick something that he loved the most about you. Everything was just beautiful... but if he did have to choose, it would be your ridiculously short height.

Johnny wasn't short and tended to use his height to his advantage and you being 5"1 was a blessing. God, he loves how he can pick you up without breaking a sweat which always seems to leave you speechless no matter how many times he's done it. He loves holding your hand and seeing just how small you are compared to him. This feeling was mutual between the two of you since you adored his tall figure and how he always made you feel safe with how much taller he was.

You were broken away from your thoughts from your boyfriend picking you up from behind, causing you to squeal as his booming laugh sounded in your ear. Although it was roasting, it was nice to feel Johnny's arm wrap around your waist... it wasn't as nice being lifted into the air though.

"Aah! Johnny, put me down!" you giggled, throwing your arms and legs about. Chuckling, Knoxville placed you onto the floor and spun you around to face you. It was only now that you took in his appearance. He was completely shirtless and wore a pair of jeans with his signature sunglasses covering his eyes. "Hello doll, miss me?" He asked smugly. You lightly slapped his chest while rolling your eyes.

"We live together dumbass, I saw you this morning" You smiled, looking up at Knoxville. It was moments like these that you favoured and valued. Just you and him. No worries. Unfortunately, Tremaine had to ruin the mood. "Hey Y/n, got something lined up for you today" He called while trotting towards you and Johnny. "It's nothing too bad and I think you'll be very appreciative of this one too since it involves water"

Exhaling out of relief, you grabbed a hold of Johnny's hand and smiled at Jeff. "So what is it that I'll be doing today then?". Tremaine then quickly skimmed back through his notes before handing you a sheet of paper. "Here, it's all on there for you." He paused for a minute to look behind you and Johnny. "I can see Dunn and Bam making their way over so I'll see you both later for filming." Jeff said before walking off. Both you and Johnny then looked down at the sheet of paper to see the title "Baby pool" with the small diagram of someone sitting in a push-chair getting pushed down a hill and then effectively launching them into the pool below.

"Is the only reason I'm being picked for this because I'm 5 foot nothing?" You asked sternly to Knoxville, looking at him with straight face which didn't really last long due to the massive smile plastered on his face. "I'm sorry sweetheart, I don't think anyone else would be able to fit in a pram except for Wee Man but he's not doing stunts today from the injury of his last stunt." Johnny told you, trying to show sympathy when in reality this would be the funniest thing. "Plus, if you weren't this small I wouldn't be able to do this" Johnny explained while slowly resting his arm on top of your head. "Ugh Knoxville, not again! I'm not an armrest!" You claimed, crossing your arms over your chest while Johnny just chuckled. "Yeah... but you're my armrest and also you're my favourite armrest." The next thing you know, Dunn was right next to you handing you a pacifier and diaper while resting his arm on top of Johnny's which was still resting on your head. "Get changing L/N" He spoke with a laugh.

This was humiliating. You were now stood in your trailer looking into your full body mirror taking in how you looked. The bright pink pacifier was tied to some string and was dangling down your neck, resting on the top piece of your bikini while the diaper rested on your hips. This was utterly ridiculous and you were sure as hell going to give the guys hell for this. Walking out of the trailer, you were immediately scooped up by Knoxville effortlessly, one arm under your legs while the other arm rested on your back so he was now practically cradling you. On top of that, Dunn and Bam were pretending to fall asleep on each other while Steve-o sung a lullaby. The rest of the Jackass members were just laughing at this scene

"Let. Me. Go" You protested as you struggled to get out of your boyfriends grip. Although it took a while, he did finally let you down but not without laughing. You had to admit it was quite funny hearing the rest of the group laughing, even if it was borderline embarrassing. Once the giggles died down, you made your way over to the push-chair that was awaiting you. You quickly got in and surprisingly fit without feeling too squished. Soon enough, Pontius was behind you with Steve-o, Wee man, Dunn and Bam and ready to push you down the hill while Knoxville, Ehren, Dave and Preston.

"I'm so glad I didn't have to do this one." Wee man giggled while Steve-o laughed at him comment. "Thanks Wee-man" You replied sarcastically, trying to hold back a smile. Right, I'm doing this. As soon as the camera was in place and you were given the signal, you took a deep breath. "Hey I'm Y/n L/n and this is Baby Pool!" You declared before turning to look down the hill. Pontius then pulled the pram back slightly before launching it down the hill, sending you on a rocky ride. It felt completely unsafe and unstable like most Jackass stunts but that's what made it Jackass. You were making a speeding journey to the ramp and closed your eyes as you felt yourself get launched.

You then felt yourself submerged in water but also felt as your head and ass slammed into the hard floor below. There would definitely be some bruising for sure. Soon enough you heard the rounds of applause from the group at the top of the hill and the ones next to you. Smirking, you got up but then winced at the pain from your harsh landing on both your ass and head . Noticing this, Johnny was quick to your aid and grabbed your hands.

"Hey Sweetheart, you okay?" He asked insanely worried and instantly scanning over you for any other injuries you may have, cupping your face in his hands. You just groaned while leaning into his touch to which he picked you up and began carrying you to the medics in the ambulance.

While the medics were checking you over, Johnny was right by your side making sure you were okay and doing anything he could to help you feel better. After what felt like hours, the medics told you that it was only a slight concussion and nothing too serious but to take it easy. During your time in the back of the ambulance, the rest of the Jackass crew had filmed enough footage for the day and now Johnny was walking with you to Steve-o and Pontius. "Hey guys." You called waving, making sure to keep your voice down due to your headache "Hey there short-stack, you feelin' any better?" Steve-o asked while throwing you a concerned smile. "Yeah I think so... and don't call me short-stack" You glared at him and before he could respond, you felt someone's arm beginning to rest on your head gently. All you did was stare right at Knoxville and soon enough his arm was being removed from the top of your head then landing a quick kiss on your lips.

"Sorry sugar, just couldn't help it"

#jackass imagine #jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #dave england #ehren mcghehey #fluff #jeff tremaine #preston lacy #wee man #chris pontius #johnny knoxville x reader

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I WANT ONE SO BAD BUT THEY’VE SOLD OUT😤😤

#johnny knoxville #steveo #jackass

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Happy pride<3

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STEVEOS ENDING<3

A/N: Hii! So this is the long awaited Steveo ending from my first piece of writing :) apologies for the crappy writing, I’m not used to writing like this but I’ll get there. ENOUGH OF THIS, lets get on with this

THE NEXT MORNING

BANG.

You jumped awake from the sudden pound on your hotel door, followed by an all too familiar voice.

“WAKEY WAKEY Y/N! BREAKFAST!” Ryan shouted while Bam giggled behind the door. You groaned in response while getting up from the warm bed and walking to the door. As soon as you opened the door, you were met with a massive bucket of water being poured all over you. Sure, it was really simplistic for these guys but still, it pissed you off slightly.

“OH MY GOD! That was brilliant Dunn!” Bam yelled while clapping his hands on his knees, bent over in laughter. Ryan soon joined him and seeing these two laughing like complete children, you couldn’t help but laugh slightly before you were all crippling over and rolling on the floor in hysterical giggles and cackles.

Absorbing the pure bliss from this experience, you almost forgot about Knoxville and Steveo for a second. It was just so peaceful and you would forever be thankful for Bam and Ryan coming into your life. Soon enough, you all calmed down and regained the strength in your leg to stand up again, still smiling.

“Right, I’m gonna jump in the shower and then I’ll be down for breakfast” You announced before walking back into your hotel room and making your way to the shower. The only thing playing on your mind now was Steveo. How did this even happen? Why didn’t he tell you sooner?

Once you finished your shower, you got dressed and made your way downstairs to the lobby ‘resturant’ where the cast would be having breakfast. Finally getting downstairs, you saw everyone laughing and talking among themselves. Pontius was distracting talking to Tremaine while Knoxville slipped something into his drink (probably laxatives), Ehren and Dave were sitting opposite them just having small chat while Wee man, Preston, Bam, Ryan and Steveo sat at the table next to them. You didn’t realise you were staring at Steveo until you were broken out of your gaze from him waving at you. Blushing, you went to turn around but were called to the table by Bam while he signaled to the empty chair next to Steveo.

You quickly made your way to the empty seat and gave Steveo a shy smile before sitting down and stealing a pancake off of Dunns plate, earning a whine as a response. You could feel Steveo’s eyes burning holes in the side of your head which made you nervous. Sure, you really liked him but what about Johnny? You’d need to speak to him beforehand.

“Yo Y/n, you good?” Bam asked slightly concerned though he could take a guess as to why you weren’t acting like yourself

“Oh yeah, I’m okay. Just tired that’s all.” you smiled at him. Bam just shrugged his shoulders and went back to pissing Ryan off. You decided to get up and go order some breakfast, leaving the rest of them too it. Totally not because you wanted to get away from the anxious feeling of Steveo. Not at all.

Fate seemed to hate you as you heard Steveo call out for you and jog to catch up. “Hey, I’ll come with you. I wanted to get something else.” He said while awkwardly smiling. You just nodded and continued on walking next to him in silence. The tension between you two could’ve been cut with a knife.

“So Y/n... I think we should talk about last night. I’m sorry I dropped all that on you, it wasn’t fair. So I am re-”

“Hey, it’s okay.” you reassured him while putting a comforting hand on his shoulder. “Listen, I have something to say to you... I’m sorry it’s taken me this long to figure it out but I really do like you and I’d love to give ‘us’ a shot... only if you want to” you proposed while looking down at your feet. You wouldn’t dare to look up at Steveo, a slight fear of rejection present in your mind

“Y/n, would you look at me?” Steveo asked after 30 seconds of silence. You hesitantly pulled your head up and was met with Steveo smiling down at you like a complete idiot. “I’d be honoured to be your boyfriend and I’d love to have the privilege to call you my girlfriend” he declared while glancing to your lips every so often while you did the same.

You were broken out of your gaze by someone clearing their throat behind you. When you turned around, you were met with Johnny smirking at you and Steveo. “We saw you guys wandering off and didn’t know what you were doing so I came to check on you.” he said while glancing between you and Steveo.

“Look man, I wanted to apologise for last night-” Steveo began before Johnny shut him up.

“No it’s fine. Thanks for apologising and I owe you one too. Y/n, it’s pretty clear you like Steveo too so I won’t get in the way of it. We’ll still be best friends though, right?” he asked slightly panicking. He valued your friendship too much to lose it. You just walked up to him smiling and gave him a hug which he quickly returned.

“You’ll always be my best friend Johnny, nothing will ever change that.” you told him. You soon broke away from the hug and you gave his arm a reassuring squeeze before looking back at Steveo and walking towards him.

“Hey man, thank you. It means a lot” Steveo said to Johnny appreciatively. Johhny just smiled back at him and pointed an accusing finger at him.

“Yeah well you dare hurt them in any way and I’ll break your fingers off.” he warned him before walking off back to the rest of the Jackass crew. You went to go to get your pancakes when Steveo grabbed you by your arm, pulled you in and kissed you unexpectedly. It took you a few seconds before you reciprocated the kiss and moved your hands to his neck. This was such a peaceful moment between you two that made your heart burst. When you broke apart, Steveo was grinning from ear to ear.

“I’m so glad I can do that now” he declared while grabbing your hand. “Now lets go get my girl her pancakes”

#steveo #johnny knoxville #bam margera #ryan dunn #ehren mcghehey #wee man #preston lacy #dave england #jeff tremaine #steveo x reader #fluff #jackass #jackass imagine

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he’s so pretty 😩

STOPP I CANTTT

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AHH i absolutely LOVED your johnny & steve-o x reader fic & id love to request a part two, maybe with the reader decided between the and two alternate endings? thank you so so much!! ❤️

A/N: OF COURSE DEAR! Also, apologies for the lateness in posting. I've been really busy lately with other shit >:( ANYWAYS, I'm here now and I'm working on Steve-o's ending :D

THE NEXT MORNING

You woke up to the sound of your alarm going off which was a pleasant change from waking up to a camera being pointed in your face with Johnny on the other end. Fuck... Knoxville.... Everything from last night seemed to hit you like a truck as you recalled the kiss between you and your best friend.

Groaning, you pulled the covers away from yourself and made your way to the shower. You had around 2 hours to kill before you were going to set to see everyone so a shower was a great way to start the morning.

However, it wasn't really peaceful. Thoughts of Johnny and Steveo were rattling 'round your head the whole time. You love the both to pieces but still, you had no idea what to do.

Once you walked out the shower in your towel, it was time to get changed, have breakfast, brush your teeth and make a slow journey to set. You picked up a simple tshirt which happened to belong to Johnny. Picking it up, you placed the fabric near your nose and inhaled Knoxville's comforting scent which brought a smile to your face.

Now that you thought about it, pretty much everything about your childhood friend was comforting. He was always there for you, looked after you, cared for you and did his absolute best to protect you and make you happy. The sudden realisation had finally hit you.

You were in love with your best friend, Johnny Knoxville

Smiling to yourself you finished getting dressed, throwing on some jeans and converse before making your way downstairs to the little small cafe for breakfast, hoping to avoid Knoxville on the way.

However, fate was not on your side. As soon as you shut the door and turned around, you clashed into Johnny's chest. You quickly put your hands on his chest to steady yourself before you even realised what you were doing. You slowly began looking up to Johnny's eyes which were already staring down to yours.

"Hey y/n" He spoke softly, still holding his gentle gaze on you. "Sleep well?"

"Um, yeah thank you... did you?" You asked while internally panicking

"I slept well thanks... look, I need to talk to you" He told you as he broke your gaze. This caused you to panic even more. Did he not mean it last night? Was it a joke? You shook these thoughts away and took Johnny's hand, leading him back into your hotel room and shutting the door.

Right after, you turned to face Johnny with a nervous look spread across your face. You wanted to tell Johnny how you self but for some reason, you couldn't comprehend the fact that he loved you back.

"Look y/n... about last night... I'm really sorry I dropped that on you suddenly, that was not cool. I really do love you and I couldn't think of anyone more perfect than you. It'll always be you and I understand if you don't feel the same an-"

"Knoxville..." You interrupted him with a slight smile and pink dusted cheeks. Placing your hands on his face, you pulled him in slowly while staring at his lips.

"I love you too you twat..." you spoke before kissing him. Knoxville didn't even hesitate before grabbing you by the waist and kissing you more passionately, trying to pour in each of his emotions. This lasted for another couple minutes until you pulled away completely breathless.

"Damn, you trying to kill me here" you joked, causing Johnny to laugh slightly before kissing your cheek.

"Sorry sweets, I just can't help myself now that I know I can have you... you're mine now" he declared while toying with the fabric of his your shirt. He looked down before smirking "Nice shirt, where'd you get it?"

You giggled before answering "From my fashionable boyfriend"

"Hm, boyfriend huh?" Johnny asked smugly while staring at your lips again. You bit your lip nervously under his intense gaze.

"Well... only if you want to be that is" You offered while trying to hide your bashfulness. Johnny lifted your face up by your chin with his finger, revealing his massive smile to you

"It's all I've dreamed since we were kids, doll" He responded before kissing your lips lightly but was unfortunately interrupted by a knock at the door where Steveo stood in the door frame. You and Knoxville were now like two deers caught in headlights while Steveo looked at you guys sadly smiling.

"Hey guys... I'm glad you guys are happy together" Steveo spoke while looking between you and your now boyfriend. You were about to speak but Johnny beat you to it.

"I'm really sorry dude, I did-"

"Nah don't stress it man, it's cool. As long as y/n's happy, I'm happy and if that means she's with someone else then so be it" Steveo said while trying to smile more. "Just don't do any of that sappy shit around me or anyone else" He smirked while walking away and shutting the door. You turned to Johnny and waited for him to say something.

"Well, at least we now have the green light from Steveo... I think we're good to go, love" Johnny spoke before pulling you in closer, staring at your lips again. You playfully rolled your eyes.

"Yes sir-e" you chuckled before kissing him

#johnny knoxville #steveo #fluff #jackass #jeff tremaine #bam margera #chris pontius #dave england #ehren mcghehey #preston lacy #wee man #johnny knoxville x reader

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HELLOOO! So I was really pleased with how my first story came out and I am currently planning out the alternative endings and will begin writing tonight. I will have two separate posts for Johnny and Steveo but they will be posted at the same time (or a few hours apart AT MOST). I hope you guys enjoyed that story and I am more than happy to take more requests but I do have a few ideas that I’ll be putting together and maybe do some prompts and prefrences if you want, just lemme know what kinds you’d like. Anyways that’s my rant over, BYEE! <3

#johnny knoxville #steve o #bam margera #ryan dunn #chris pontius #ehren mcghehey #wee man #dave england #preston lacy #jeff tremaine #jackass #fluff #angst #imagines #prompts #preferences

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Johnny and Steve-o being in love with Reader who’s friends with them and sometimes on set <3

There’s such a lack of ff for them :,(

A/N: YESS! okayy, i'm actually really excited to start writing and thank you for the request... and yes, there needs to be more Jackass ff about both Johnny and Steveo. so for this, i did add in a little conflict between Johnny and Steveo and added in 2 confessions from the both of them. if you wanted, i could write 2 alternative endings where the reader either gets together with Johnny and one where the reader gets together with Steveo... sorry if this isn't what you had in mind! ANYWAYY, let's continue<3

SUMMARY: You've been friends with both Johnny and Steveo ever since you could remember. You guys were the best of friends... however, both boys are majorly in love with you while you were completely oblivious to their affections and heart-shaped eyes. What's going to happen when the tension between you three is high and both boys confess to you?

WARNING: English terminology, fluff, protective Johnny and Steveo, a smidge of angst with both Johnny and Steveo, big brother Pontius, cliffhanger?

TUESDAY 16TH JANUARY

Filming for Jackass 3D had only just started and you were supposed to be on set for both Johnny and Steveo but you told them you couldn't make it because you wanted to surprise them. A little backstory, you and Knoxville had known each other since you were in diapers due to the fact that both your mum and his mum were high school best friends but at the age of 8, your mum and dad got a divorce and your mother made the harsh decision to move to England and take you with her. Your father, however, stayed in Knoxville, Tennessee and he was the one to come up to visit you so you didn't see Johnny for years.

By your 17th birthday, you moved back to your home town to live with your dad while pursuing your career in becoming a journalist. You did try to get back in touch with Johnny but because you hadn't kept in touch, you thought it'd be awkward but you missed him like hell. While writing for Big Brother your editor Jeff Tremaine asked you to meet up for a coffee to talk about a potential idea which he wanted to include you in. When you first heard it, you thought that this was ridiculous and that no one would be interested to watch a bunch of Jackasses do stupid things and injure themselves. You were soon proven wrong though.

When you finally agreed to do this idea with Tremaine, he was ecstatic and told you that you'd love the guy who was also going to be behind the new series 'Jackass'. You were in complete shock though when you were met with an extremely handsome and different face yet you would recognize him in a crown filled with millions of people. Johnny Knoxville seemed to feel the same. He was stood frozen in his place as his eyes wandered all over you, unable to fathom how you became more beautiful as the years went on. Your hair seemed to shine perfectly in the light and your eyes looked like they held a million stories behind them. Your nails were slightly chipped and you seemed a little tired but nonetheless you were still breathtaking to him.

You guys spend days and days catching up on the many years that you missed out on and joked about how fate brought you back together. As much as Johnny laughed about his, he couldn't help but feel a light heartache at your joke. He wished more than anything that you'd be his. It was soon after catching up that you were both introduced to Steveo. You'd never forget that day. You and Knoxville met him for less than 2 hours ago and you were already chugging beers and laughing together like old mates. All while filming episodes for Jackass, Johnny only fell harder and harder for you... however, Steveo had the same problem.

He couldn't help it. Your pure selflessness and need to help others stood out to him, not to mention that you were extremely pretty and in his eyes, perfect. These thought only grew as the time went on and he would always be excited when he heard from Tremaine that you would be on set. Pontius also acted like a over-hyper dog when he got the news since he enjoyed spending time with you but he'd never like you like that. You were more of a little sister to him than anything. Steveo's actions did caught Johnny's attention and he felt quite jealous.

Anyways, today you'd be visiting the boys on set and you told Jeff not to say anything to anyone since you wanted it to be a surprise. You had just unpacked your suitcase and put away your clothes while you settled down into your hotel room, smiling to yourself as you thought about Knoxville and Steveo. You grabbed your toothbrush and began brushing your teeth before texting Tremaine that you were on your way to set. You were staying in the same hotel as the Jackass crew so it was easier for you to see everyone without limiting your time due to your hotel being too far away.

You left your hotel room after making sure you had everything you needed. Making your way to the set, you put your earphones in to listen to music but noticed the text message from Jeff which read "I think Knoxville is getting a little suspicious so you better hurry the fuck up!!". You texted a quick "be there soon" before putting your phone in your back pocket

After about 25 minutes of walking, you were finally stood outside the building where the Jackass intro was being filmed and you could already hear the chaos taking place inside those 4 walls. Taking a deep breath, you pulled the handle down and walked through the dimly lit room before making it to the official set where you could see the props and cast getting ready. You tiptoed round the back and hid behind a black panel/board, where you had a clear view of the back of Johnnys head. You bit your lip to stop yourself from making any noise and made your way behind him. Johnny could sense a presence behind him and turned around as quick as he could, guessing it was Bam or Steveo coming to shave the back of his head or something. However, he was met with a heavy weight on his back and an all too familiar laugh which never failed to make his heart melt.

"IS THAT MY FAVOURITE GIRL?" Knoxville exclaimed as he went to out his arms behind his back to secure you on. He was met with more laughter coming from you and that only made him smile more, if that was even possible. After a couple of minutes of this embrace, Johnny put you down and turned to look at you with his eyes filled with admiration. Steveo had heard this commotion from a distance but he wasn't paying any mind because he was too engrossed in his conversation with Dunn and Bam. Yet when he heard your heavenly laugh, he immediately turned to look in the direction it came from and was met with the infuriating sight of you on Knoxville's back giggling away.

This caused Steveo to march his way to you and Johnny just as you were let down. As soon as you saw Steveo, you ran straight up to him and gave him a bone crushing hug while laughing. Steveo happily accepted this hug and caught the dirty look that Knoxville was giving him. He didn't care though because right now in this moment, you were in his arms and that's all that mattered.

"Well hello sugar, long time no see!" he gleamed as you continued to latch onto him.

"Hiya Steveo, it's been a while. How have you guys been holding up without me?" You remarked, a smirk making its way onto your face. Before Steveo could even open his mouth, Johnny had jumped in

"Terrible doll face, I missed you terribly! Maybe you should come live on set with us. You could always stay in my room if you needed company" he smirked. You didn't give an answer, instead you just chuckled and shook your head while making your way to Pontius. You were completely oblivious to Knoxville's flirty comment but Steveo... not so much. The mere thought of someone else flirting with you made him pissed beyond belief.

Throughout the next couple of days, both the Jackass boys tried to get your attention in any way shape or form, whether that be from doing gnarly stunts...

Knoxville had just got himself changed for his upcoming stunt and was making his way to the field where Preston, Wee-man, Loomis and two professional football players were waiting. Just before any stunt he does, a nervous feeling came bubbling to the surface but Knoxville pushed that aside for two reasons. Number one, he could not give a shit about what he does as long as he's not going to die and number two, you were behind the cameras with the rest of the cast and crew watching him and although he won't admit it, he was going to try his best to impress you. That was his goal. Especially since Steveo was already whispering to you and cracking jokes around you while he was busy.

As soon as Johnny introduced himself and the rest of the cast in the skit, he was now set in motion and ready to get your attention. Your eyes were glued to him the whole time during the skit, hoping that he was going to be okay and not too hurt once he was finished. The first time he was knocked over, sure, it hurt but Knoxville wanted to IMPRESS you. He knows you've seen him get knocked on his ass but he wanted to have it so you'd be all over him. To do so, he had to aggravate Jared Allen who was the footballer that was targeting him. He made a sly comment to him, telling him "not to hit him with his purse this time" which was a perfect way to get a one-way ticket to a bruised arse.

This time, Knoxville was proper knocked down and it showed. As soon as the bit was over, you made your way over to Knoxville to make sure he was okay. This is exactly what he wanted, for you to give him your undivided attention 24/7 but that was always difficult to do so with Steveo coming up out of nowhere. While you were constantly asking him if he was okay and checking for any bruises or markings, Johnny couldn't help but gaze over your features while you worries about him. You were completely focused on him and this made his heart race.

"Jesus Knoxville, your heart feels like it's about to take off" you chuckled. Johnny suddenly looked down to his chest to find that your hands were resting just by his heart which made his cheeks flush slightly. Not too far away stood Steveo with a pissed off look on his face that only grew more and more the more he watched these events unfold in front of him. Sighing to himself, he began to make his way over to Bam and Dunn while scolding himself for not having the balls to tell you he likes you.

constantly calling your name until you became irritated and payed them attention...

You sat calmly under the shade of a tree and drinking, chatting and laughing with Chris while the rest of the crew were either annoying each other or doing a skit for the movie. You were finally getting the rest you deserved after the constant attention you were receiving from Steveo and Johnny. It was a little confusing but Chris told you it was just their way of trying to press your buttons.

Just as you were having a chill time, you could hear Steveo's voice coming from over the hill calling your name. You decided to ignore him, figuring that if you didn't react then he would leave you be. Clearly not because Steveo was now running towards you and Pontius, still calling your name.

You finally had enough of this stupid behaviour and cracked. "WHAT? WHAT STEVEO?" you screeched, startling Chris and Steveo. After a second of shock, he just smiled innocently and waved at you before running off again

...and during dinner today, the two knobheads continued to annoy you by throwing flirty comments, lightly kicking your legs under the table, throwing small pieces of their food at you and the beat goes on. So for the rest of the evening you decided to go skating with Bam, Ryan and Chris since they were bored as shit. Just as you were about to leave, someone grabbed your arm and pulled you into a room and shut the door behind them.

The room was pitch black and you felt your heart drop when you didn't know what has happening. Suddenly the light switch came on and you were met with a slightly worried Johnny. His eyes were slightly creasing, worry lines were visible on his head and his mouth was in a straight line.

"Hey Johnny... what's going on? Is everything okay?" you asked. You couldn't recall the last time you saw him look this serious. He took a deep breath and before he could say anything, the door burst open and you were both met with the face of Steveo who seemed like he was raging.

"You just couldn't leave it alone, could you? You know how much I like her." Steveo argued, raising his voice slightly while Knoxville looked like a deer in headlights. It all happened so fast but Johnny was then tackled to the ground by Steveo and they began fighting each other while you were stuck. You didn't know what to do but after the initial shock washed over, you jumped to the two men and pulled them away from each other.

"What the fuck do you think you two are doing?!" you yelled

"He fucking started it!" Johnny shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Steveo who was breathing heavily. All he could do was roll his eyes and pace around the room.

"Right, can either of you tell me what's going on here because I am extremely confused about both of your behaviour and now this has just done it. Like seriously wh-"

"I LOVE YOU" They both yelled at the same time. Dead silence. The tension in the room could've been cut with a knife. You had no idea what to do and before you could comprehend what happened, your legs gave out from below you from the overwhelming situation. Both men came to your service and grabbed an arm each, helping you up off the floor. Tears were now streaming down your face and Pontius had just found you and he looked pissed.

"What's happened here?" he asked both concerned and annoyed. Knoxville and Steveo just sighed and waited for the other one to say something. Chris now had his arms around you and pulled your head to his chest, covering your ears to try to not overwhelm you even more.

You couldn't pay attention to what was being said as the words now echoed in your head. 'I love you'. Three words which have a powerful meaning. How long have they felt like this? The real question was what were you going to do?

After what felt like eternity, you were being taken out of the room by your best mate and taken to the exit of the hotel where Dunn and Bam were waiting with their skateboards. As soon as they took in your appearance, they were quick to rush to you and stop their current conversation.

"WOAH! Are you okay?" Bam asked you, concern laced on his face

"Yea, you don't look too good. You sure you don't want to stay in your room? We can skate tomorrow?" Dunn told you sympathetically.

You decided it'd be best to go skating to take your mind off of the whole Johnny-Steveo-situation. While learning new tricks, you felt your worries wash over you and could finally relax. By the time you all came back, you were practically passing out and needed to get to your room.

Bidding the guys goodnight, you stumbled into your room and kicked your shoes off, changed into your pajamas and brushed your teeth. Just as you were about to go to sleep, there was a sudden knock at your door. You regretted opening the door as soon as you were met with the face of an upsetting looking Johnny.

"Hey... so firstly I need to apologise to you. I am really sorry for what I did earlier and I wish I could take it back b-"

"Did you mean it?" you whispered. You needed to know if he meant what he said before saying anything else. Knoxville took a deep breath and gave you a sad smile.

"Of course I did... it'll always be you doll. Always" Johnny whispered back. Now you were both staring into each others eyes, not knowing what to say. After a few minutes of pure silence, Johnny broke it.

"Steveo meant it too... that's why we've had more frequent 'arguments' and haven't been talking to each other that much. You don't need to say anything at all or make a decision, just know that I'll support you no matter the choice you make" Johnny said before giving you a kiss on the forehead and leaving, shutting your door behind him.

You let out a breath you didn't realise you were holding and flopped down onto your bed. What the fuck do you do now? Steveo or Knoxville?

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