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johnzillaaaa · 11 days

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Jesse the Tree ft Slumber Logic | Audrey Horne

#music #jesse the tree #slumber logic #hip hop #dope flows #lyricism

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djregular · 4 months

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"Who knows where the wind blows, no Magellan. Tryna stay calm when it rains in the melon. The regimen is laid out as follows: 'Make it through the day and do the same thing tomorrow.'"

#hip hop #jesse the Tree #Bandcamp

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deadpoets · 17 days

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How much of him is there in me?

#jessmarianoedit #gilmoregirlsedit #jess mariano #gilmore girls #ohwarnette #usersolis #usernivi #usermalcfoy #mialook #alielook #useraudrey2 #userroh #usermai #tuserdanni #*mine #*mygifs #i know the scene is actually the other way around but i felt like it made more sense this way #and i chose this scene bc like jimmy literally says he's a screw up + it's his genetic code #and jess is literally like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree #but also i do not think jess is a screw up like it's more of y'know his thought process i guess ?#there's just like a lot of similarities between jess and jimmy #and just like it's a lot to deal with y'know #like here's the guy you've never known who didn't seem to care to know you and he pops back in your life #and you're just faced with this mirror reflection of you and it must be unnerving #how can you be so similar to someone you don't even know

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cuties-in-codices · 10 days

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the tree of jesse

in the vom staal-historienbibel, illuminated by the workshop of diebold lauber, alsace, c. 1460

source: Solothurn, Zentralbibliothek, Cod. S II 43, fol. 314v

#15th century #tree of jesse #wurzel jesse #genealogy of christ #historienbibel #vom staal-historienbibel #diebold lauber #illuminated manuscript

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hellhoundlair · 6 months

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on the topic of jess and sams apartment --

its normally pretty hard to see, but look at all the easels and paintings and plants on the window sils 🥺 they painted 🥺 they watered plants 🥺🥺🥺

#i love the paintings in their appartment and now im like JESS PAINTED THEM!!!??! jess painted them... jesssssssica lee mooreeeeee #shes why sam knew how to paint the abstract swirly tree from his vision but sucks at drawing people (REAL)#supernatural #samjess

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boypussydilf · 5 months

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another compilation cobbled together in imovie of some personal favorite sam & max moments + quotes that bounce around in my head constantly

#i really do walk around in my life constantly muttering things like #‘he’s not really a tree surgeon’ and ‘JESSE JAMES ACTUAL HAND. AMAZING’#and ‘ahh im a grammatical whore’ to myself #ther ewas one more bit of poker night dialogue i wouldve liked to include but i couldnt find it 😔#Oh well!#Enjoy my 360p screen recordings #basilposting #sam and max

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the-dark-artifices-trees · 2 months

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I fully believe that any and all person with the last name “Herondale” would be obsessed with The Tortured Poets Department 🤍🍂☕️📚 🌬

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believeripley · 11 months

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Conrad Fisher girlies are also Nathan Scott girlies are also Jess Mariano girlies are also Seth Cohen girlies are also Logan Echolls girlies are also Pacey Witter girlies.

I will be taking no questions.

#conrad belly #conrad fisher #belly conklin #the summer i turned pretty #tsitp #bonrad #seth cohen #nathan scott #logan echolls #jess mariano #pacey witter #the oc #oth #one tree hill #veronica mars #gilmore girls #We Love Our Dark Haired Sarcastic Men With A Soft Spot For (1) Girl #dawsons creek

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sourscratched · 3 months

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bunch of screenshots from the off book livestream, shoutout shoutout to everyone who was in the chat 🌋🪽🌴

#off book #off book podcast #super fun show #also adding fuel to my belief that zach and jess would be great if they ever did a bloodkeep sequel #let them be funny little tolkien villains they’re ready for it #also I drew Jacques + felipe and the palm tree ents which i may clean up and post or like put in the discord or something

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disasterbiwriter · 6 months

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I know we've all experienced the "I want someone to write the fanfic I want to read and I don't want it to be me" phenomenon, but it feels extra pathetic when it's a fic from your VERY SPECIFIC AU/canon.

#last night i watched my three year old touch the ornaments on our tree reverently #and immediately imagined luke getting custody of three year old jess around christmastime #god maybe even ON CHRISTMAS EVE?????#completely freaking out and desperately calling lorelai for help #and lorelai sweeping in and transforming his apartment into a christmas wonderland #anyway someone [me] better get on that #gilmore girls #jess mariano #luke danes #au #am not writing #fanfiction #gilmore girls fanfic #fanfic #gilmore girls fanfiction #say what you want but say it like you mean it #say what you want

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trix1erose · 1 day

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base i used under the cut

#my guy never wanted to be a hero #just wanted to be a dude in a tree with his pig #minecraft: story mode #minecraft story mode #mcsm fanart #mcsm jesse #mcsm m!jesse

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whollyjoly · 6 months

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baby, the sun is getting low

burnin the wick / gettin my kick / get in my flow and come tonight / live by the light / live by the gold tick goes the clock / it's time to stop / it's time to go go down a level / go meet the devil / go get your soul (baby the, the sun is getting low)

Did someone say Easy Company Cowboy Moodboards?

I couldn't resist putting something together for Alton More, member of the Easy Ranch, with his tight jeans and loose morals.

(also, his horse is named Sunshine Over Bluffs - S.O.B for short)

Check out the other #easy ranch moodboards here!

Bull (by @malarkgirlypop) Malarkey (by @malarkgirlypop) Nixon (by @footprintsinthesxnd)

song is Hi-Yo by the Ruen Brothers

photo sources: x x x x x x x x

Tags: @malarkgirlypop @footprintsinthesxnd @sweetxvanixlla @coco-bean-1218 @bucky32557038ww2 @georgieluz @samwinchesterslostshoe

#look i would climb alton more like a tree okay #yee fucking haw #i am so in love with this whole series! and im so glad we're doing it!#thank you jess for being our cowboy cult leader #alton more #easy ranch #bobcollab #easy company cowboys #band of brothers #bofb #hbowar #em's moodboards #mine

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themagichour · 1 year

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runs downstairs in pajamas at dawn

It’s Succession Day!! Mom, Dad, wake up!! It’s Succession Day!!!!!

#succession #succession day #succession sunday #what did jesse leave me under the tomgreg tree!#shakes box #omg is it queerbait

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tarzinnia · 11 months

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"Check The Math On That..."

With respect to The Social Network gif regarding Universal Studios, Tree Law, and the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strike I posted, look once more at the scene where Mr. Garfield is smashing the laptop. Besides Jesse Eisenberg and Justin Timberlake, how many background actors do you see? The witnesses to this pivotal scene are there for a reason that enhances every single thing about the emotions on display.

I want human beings in those scenes, not AI. Do the math, pay the actors, and don't replace them with machines. Destroy the laptop not the people.

The people you don't see in films, the writers, the crew, and all the others who labor or work in industries nationwide to support our well-being and our daily lives? Pay them a living wage. They count.

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saltygilmores · 7 months

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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS-SEASON 3, EPISODE 1: LAZY HAZY CRAZY DAYS (PART 5)

Faces of Fear. Bozo got an early flight home, bringing with him an immovable stench cloud that is hanging over the day's festivi-titties. The city of Chicago is letting out a sigh of relief, though. In the middle of her crisis, Lorelai immediately abandons Rory, who is shaking in Dean's presence like a flu-stricken chihuaua. But not before reminding Dean how much she's missed him.

I heard there's a vacancy at the Shane and Jess Tree now, why don't you two make a reservation?

What the what! They're still going, in the same spot, completely uninterrupted! The Foreplay King and Queen! I am not worthy! Have they been making out in public so frequently that they just blend in with the scenery and hundreds of people walk right past them without even glancing? They've fused with the FuckTree. The 69 Pine. Witnessing this peep show, Rory experiences an instantaenous full blown sexual awakening so seismic the earth threatens to crack open beneath her. At FND, Emily and Richard take the news of the Lor & Crusty breakup just as well as anyone would have expected, which is to say, Not Well. When Lorelai returns home...presumably after 8 pm,as it's pitch black outside but the summer festival is still underway, somehow, with hundreds of people roaming the streets. The Barbershop Quartet is still singing "Lazy Hazy Crazy Days" into the night sky, creating an eerie scene. This is like something out of the Twilight Zone. The festivals never end, Taylor Doose in his never ending quest for power and money is forcing the citizens of The Hollow to listen to the same song (actually, more like two lines from the same song) on a loop until they go mad, forced to sell corn dogs and cotton candy until they drop dead, while Shane and Jess are still making out against the Poke Oak.

Again, the last few episodes have been making me feel like something was missing, then I remember Luke still exists. Hi Luke! Why don't you put a light on or something, why are you working in the dark?

Looks like someone decided to put on her big girl panties and be brave. With Lorelai breaking in and Jess always escaping it seems like Luke doesn't know what a lock is. Lorelai states she isn't there to beg for forgiveness or have a conversation with him or to talk to him or interact with him in any whatsoever, but she had a bad night so she wants him to make her coffee. DIdn't you hear the man? He's closeddddd.

When Luke won't budge, Lorelai asks him to just pretend she's some other random customer she made up called Mimi, as if it's in any way possible for Luke to imagine this ridiculous woman as someone else. There's no way these two have ever successfully engaged in role play. I guess he could pretend she's Kirk, both of them take up space for hours at his establishment and don't tip and make him want to lay down face first on the grill with his hand in the deep fryer. Luke won't assist her, so Lorelai helps herself to a pot of tepid coffee, sits down at his counter and starts crying about all the fucky guys she's dated in the last two years.

"Crusty's gonna have a baby with this woman" True "He's gonna be there for her when she's pregnant" False "He's gonna be there with her to see his child grow up" False "He's gonna be there for her while she does whatever it is she does." You mean be super duper creepy? #CreepySherry

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you or something? Go cry to Dean Forrester.

You got a LONG wait ahead of you, sister.

Wah wah wah. I want a Tyrannosaurus to storm the streets of The Hollow and swallow your boyfriend Dean Forrester, then I want the t-rex to spit him out so he can be eaten a second time by another t-rex, but we can't always get everything we want, right Lorelai?

Here. Have a 14 hour old donut to ease your pain and hopefully make you go home.

Me, Outloud (Very Animated): What the what, she was about to pay you for the first time ever and you stopped her?! A flipped script, but that's more or less the same reaction I have during A Year in the Life when Jess offers Rory money. “Why aren’t you taking her money” vs “why are you giving her money”

Is she gone? Lorelai returns home to find Rory in the living room. It makes me verrrry nervous when Lorelai and Rory meet on the couch at the end of an episode. Shit always goes down on that couch. It's the Scary Couch. The couch where Lorelai imparts horrible wisdom. It turns out my intuition would be correct in this instance. So horribly, horribly correct. Lorelai apologizes to Rory for reacting in the town square earlier, even though for once in her life Lorelai was actually the reasonable one who was totally in the right about Rory's behavior being slimy, and even if Lorelai is a hypcorite of the highest magnitude to try and impart on her child that you shouldn't mess around, cheat and play games. We can throw her a sprinkling of "Do as I say not as I do" points as long as she doesn't fuck it up in the last two minutes of the episode.... Hahahahaha. Ha? LORELAI GILMORE GO 15 SECONDS WITHOUT MENTIONING DEAN FORRESTER CHALLENGE. GO! Lorelai plops down on the couch with 2:58 left in the episode. *starts timer*

2 minutes and 43 seconds left. From sit-down to How's Dean was 15 seconds, she then asks "How was Dean" three more times. That fucking couch! Oh, and of course, after she took off and abandoned Rory earlier when Dean approached, Lorelai has yet to ask Rory how she's feeling.

Yay.

Unfortunately, yes. I called the T-Rex to eat Dean but she's booked to the gills, like, you really gotta know someone to get her to show up in your sleepy Connecticut town. 17 seconds from the last Dean mention to the next.

Oh..honey....

It's crazy NOW? No one tell her what a Three Ring FuckCircus the Jess Thing is going to turn into. She has to find out on her own. It's the only way she'll learn.

She says "I love Dean" with as much conviction as someone saying "Yes, I love walking around in wet socks."

But..ya kinda do, miss "just because you and Rory broke up doesn't mean we did, Dean." Lucky for you your daughter is a pathological people pleaser who won't dare to upset you or Dean, So you can rest easy knowing your precious Dean won't be going anywhere, for like, another 7 episodes.

He deserves to have his nuts crushed by a wooly mammoth.

You know what *deep breath* I'll choose to hear "In this alternate timeline, the HPV vaccination has already been invented in 2002 and I'm going to take you to the gynecologist to get it because I want you to be safe in case you one day decide you want to have sex with Jess" instead of unleashing Double T Rex's on Lorelai.

#THAT FUCKING COUCH #gilmore girls #Denise Rewatches Gilmore Girls #GIlmore GIrls season 3 #lazy hazy crazy days #Anti Dean Forrester #Two Things I Googled While Working on This episode:#What kind of dinosaurs eat meat?#What are types of trees?#so I can rhyme them and make dirty tree puns #Jess Mariano #Shane #Luke Danes #DALA #Dean and Lorelai Affair #FuckTree #69Pine

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paceypeternathanslawyer · 6 months

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Full House 8x04 | One Tree Hill 4x15

I had forgotten that Jesse and Nathan pulled the same move with their wives. Nathan's is a little more environmentally friendly but both are incredibly sweet and romantic. They're even rockin' similar hairstyles 😁😍🔥

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