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30 Year Old on a Scooter
#jeff blim#starkid#jeff blim song#youtube#80s pop genre#jon matteson#30 year old on a scooter#summer bop#song
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OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND BACK
US SPAWN OF THE BLACK AND WHITE
#nerdy prudes must die#is this anything?#that songs slaps sorry#starkid#Jeff Blim realy went off here
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"Emma, I'm sorry, you lost... Emma, I'm sorry you lost your way" are still the rawest opening lines to a finale in all of musical theatre, change my mind.
The gut punch of Paul singing right after the fake-out that he survived. The realization that it was all for nothing and the entire world, including Emma, is doomed at his hands. THE WAY THE MEANING OF WHAT HE'S SAYING COMPLETELY CHANGES WHEN HE FINISHES THE THOUGHT.
I know Paul's been Apotheosised for quite a while by that time, but it almost feels like the first few words are what remains of the actual Paul communicating his final thoughts to Emma, his sorrow that he failed her. And then he's gone for as good Apotheosis Paul takes the reigns and sets out, ever so inevitably, to get what he wants and save Emma Perkins.
#just ugh#Inevitable takes me out everytime I listen to it#Let It Out and Inevitable are possibly my two favorite songs in all of Starkid and it's insane that they happen back to back#Jeff Blim went to fucking town and never came back holy shit#the guy who didn't like musicals#Paul! I love him!#Paul Matthews#my favorite guy#inevitable#Emma Perkins#hatchetfield#starkid#tgwdlm
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jeff blim actually snapped so hard with the npmd soundtrack i don’t think there’s a single miss
#hearing all these songs again and i am in AWE#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#jeff blim#mansi says stuff
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Shoutout to Twisted for having the lines “science says you’re dead and gone forever reason says I’m talking to the air but something in my heart some secret hidden part illogically insist that you are there somewhere” and “he fucked a tiger” be in the same musical
#honorable mention Jeff Blims absolutely terrifying monologue as Aladdin being immediately followed up with#‘ok Jesus Christ I have no idea what is going on here-‘#twisted being such a banger while having ‘i only wished to have a coat made out of puppies’ as a line in the song#and the fact that there is a song called ‘take off your clothes’#anyways go watch twisted right now you legally have to-#twisted the untold story of a royal vizier#twisted starkid#autism (mads) speaks
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Sam Sweetly is my dream role and I'm tired of pretending it's not
#yes I'm a woman but I can be a toxic lesbian cop#his songs are perfectly in my range and that's a sign from the universe probably#sam sweetly#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#starkid#hatchetverse#jeff blim
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🌟Nerdy Prudes Song Ranking🌟
Literal Monster
-Self Explanatory
-Literally Amazing
2.The Summoning
-Wiggly
-Jon Matteson... of course
-Also self explanatory
-Basically a tie with number one
3.Nerdy Prudes Must Die
-You know why
- I'M NOT A LOSER
- I'm on a new crusade 💅
4.Hatchet Town
-Bryce Charles
-I am dan Reynolds
-Who doesn’t love a Dan and Donna cameo?!?!?
5.High School Is killing me
-Im deaddddddd
-Jon Matteson is my favorite (if you can't tell)
6.Cool as I think I am (Reprise)
-Makes me cry
-“Your as smart as I know you are”
-“Would you want to go to homecoming with me”---”Cool”
-Again, I am in tears
-I love Pete Spankofski
7. Bury the Bully
-I love Grace Chastity being insane, I love her
- I love foreshadowing
8.Cool As I think I am
-I love Peter
-“She is the brawn, i'm the brains”
9.Dirty Dudes Must Die
-Grace chastity is a badass queen (who is a little insane, no biggy)
-”darkness will spare my soul” scratches an itch in my brian I didn’t even know I had
-HARMONIESSSS
10.Bully the Bully
-Petey gonna jump on out, jager gonna jagerout
-Whats our budget
-I am sad that this is not higher up
-We love a friend group
-Beans cool?! Excellent!!
11. If I Loved You
-I had a really hard time ranking this
-I love the chorus soooo much
-I Kinda hate the back and forth fighting thing going on in between
-Literally could not place this anywhere that made me happy but it had to go somewhere
12. Go Go Nighthawks
-Love Harmonies
-Fuck Clivesdale
13. Dirty Girl
-Don’t love the content of the song
-Love the vocals
-Sad I can’t put every song at number one
14. Just For Once
-I live for Ruth
-I love her sm
15. Best of You
-A little cheesy for me
-But still deserves to be higher
#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes songs#tgwdlm#black friday#paul matthews#jon matteson#joey richter#lauren lopez#mariah rose faith#bryce charles#npmd#curt mega#jamie lynn beatty#jeff blim#starkid npmd
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okay I can’t stop thinking about these lyrics in High School is Killing Me:
why is it not
“there’s nowhere to run… for the class of twenty twenty one!”
or done or fun or none or idk it could have been anything really. but go nighthawks class of twenty twenty wurn I guess
#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#npmd spoilers#Jeff blim#please#this is not a rhetorical question#This has taken over my life there is an entire lobe of my brain dedicated to this song#Mr. Blim I love you and your multitalent. your genius has brought so much genuine light to my life. I just have a couple of questions please#we love a strong and confident lyrical choice#let’s hear it for the choice even#THAT BEING SAID#high school is killing me? more like this lyric is killing me#high school is killing me#shut up riley#lyrics
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after careful consideration, here is my official npmd song ranking + commentary
(VERY subject to change bc i actually love them all and i am so indecisive)
1. Nerdy Prudes Must Die
title song at first woah !! will branner and jon mattesons vocals are literally insane is this song. "IIIIIIM NOT A LOSER" forever engraved into my brain.
2. Hatchet Town
SUCH A BANGER. everything about this song is the perfect group number. it just flows soooo well and the harmony is so crisp. the bridge bit is not my fav but all the vocals and everything is just so good. also im a sucker for "all the characters are blaming eachother" songs 😵😵
3. Cool as I Think I Am (Reprise)
they are so sad and in love i love them sm. the harmony is so scrumptious and their voices blend so well. also i just love reprises. "You're not as cool as you think you are" "But you're as smart as I know you are" SHUT UP THEY ARE SO SPECIAL TO ME
4. Literal Monster
Apex Predator but better.
(no but fr didn't expect my ranking for this to be so high but it's just so good. highlights all the nerd characters and such a good chorus. the end section with max's "You wont defeat my kiiiiiind, A predator of my siiiiiize" + "You can watch as I riiiiiiise, I WILL CLAIM WHAT IS MINE" i think is what pushed this up so far those lines are just SO good)
5. The Summoning
mmmm everything about this song just sounds so yummy. the actual summoning bit in the beginning is actually so good with the singing over the chanting and whispering. all the lords in black literally ATE with this song and the like background ensemble vocals add so much. i think the only reason this wasn't higher than literal monster is that for some reason i literally CANT when a song has large chunks of dialogue in the middle of it. pokey being called a nasty boy stops me in my tracks every time i listen 💀. but the overall song absolutely makes up for the dialogue for me !!
6. Dirty Dudes Must Die
all the pervs literally running: 🏃🏃🏃
i mean i said i loved a reprise (kinda) ! angela girratana is just so good guys i love her sm. her voice is just so specific and it works SO well for this song. not only that but the last 30 secs of this song is just SO good. the ensemble bit with the "if i can finally be cool i will know that i'm not a loser" under grace’s "who will pray for you-" AND THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT COMING IN WITH THE "Darkness will spare my soulllll." i actually audibly gasped when watching this for the first time.
7. Cool as I Think I Am
everything about this song is just so endearing. joey richter just embodied this role so well. the little "Oh-woah-oh-woah-oh oh" love it sm. again another one of the bangers with the last little bit of soloist singing over the ensemble line, so good.
8. Bully the Bully
HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT OKAY. I LOVE THIS SONG. LIKE I LOVE IT. ITS SO CATCHY. ITS SILLY. THE HARMONIES ARE SO GOOD. I LOVE THE FIVE OF THEM SO MUCH. BUT. i physically cringe any time the "cool beans" bit happens. "bean school? excellent!" i cant. please. 😭😭
no but overall it's so catchy and without that little bit i think it would've been up at like 5 or 6. everyone has their little part and it's such a good song. also kinda a jumpscare when they talk about cutting off his nips and him shitting his pants but yk whatever
9. High School Is Killing Me
THIS IS HOW YOU DO A OPENING NUMBER. hopping right in with the "IM DEEEEEAD" its just so good. everyones voices just blend so well in this song and the chorus is SO PERFECT. again, the whole dialogue thing is not it for me. plus the whole problematic puppy twitter feed bit was not my fav. i think if it was just the first minute and a half of this song it would've been higher than cool as i think i am.
10. Dirty Girl
ok. where tf do i start. the vocals for this song are INCREDIBLE and angela and will's voices both have this like powerful belt with a little grit that complement each other SO well. and omg the "I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm a good girl" its just so perfect. BUT. listening this song is just like so uncomfortable 💀💀. after i hear "daddy needs a little of that dirty soup" i cannot move throughout my day normally please stop.
11. Just for Once
i actually feel so bad for putting this song so low because lauren lopez's vocals are SO incredible. its just not as catchy as the top ten and ruth's voice is a little too nasaly for me. this song would actually be a really good audition song methinks
12. Bury the Bully
ik some people really love this song and ik i just said i love the reprises (and upon first listen this song was like top 6.) but ! idk after obsessively relistening its just not up there for me. theres nothing bad about the song but in the words of pete "This is a lot." also when grace says "GIVE THOSE TO ME" at the very end of the song WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE REFERRING TO???
13. If I Loved You
I love this song it's so good it just doesn't compare to the reprise. mariah rose faith casillas actually ate up these vocals though.
14. The Best of You
giving disney channel original movies less popular-popular song (please tell me you understand what this means.) the band was really popping off with this one though.
15. Go Go Nighthawks!
chorus is good but overall not my fav, curt’s solo is sooooo good.
anyways i love npmd so much and please perceive my opinions tumblr !
#this took me forever#i love all the songs so much#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#will branner#angela giarratana#jon matteson#joey richter#lauren lopez#mariah rose faith#starkid#jeff blim#anyways just felt like i had to spill my brains#so many thoughts about this show
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How do people write such incredible, amazing, heartbreaking, mind-blowing songs that make you cry and laugh and dance and get severely emotionally invested in characters that show up randomly with no proper introduction?
How? I want some of that magic please, even the most sparing sprinkling of dust will do.
#clark baxtresser#and#jeff blim#are fucken geniuses#starkid#team starkid#vhscc#vhs christmas carols#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#song writing#so completely obsesses over#bred spektr and gruelle#theyve basically taken over my blog lol
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Yes Im starting to record and upload Jeff IG stories for future fans.
I'm building the future Jeff archive with this one! No more lost media.
April 2, 2024
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Deck the halls (Of Northville High) goes unnecessarily hard for no goddamn reason
#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#team starkid#starkid black friday#black friday#Like... why... why did Jeff Blim do that#what was going through his mind#it's just... such a good song...
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The beautiful chaos of Jeff and Jon's friendship we get to see in Jeff's livestreams absolutely kills me.
#jeff blim#jon matteson#jeff couldn't remember how to sing a song from Merrily We Role Along#so he called Jon#and their chaos#just impeccable#personal
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Jeff Blim: One Song Glory Exerpt
#Jeff blim#theatresource LA#rent musical#roger davis#starkid#team starkid#one song glory#also hey jestiesss lol We’re Not Dead Yet#Youtube
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first official hatchetfield stats update!!!! please point out any basic spelling or addition mistakes you spot! i am only human :]
as a basic principle, no matter how highly i speak of robert manion in context of this project, i do not support or condone his actions.
the guy who didnt like musicals - the guy who didnt like musicals - scene 1/20
overall:
1617 words, 7/8 actors, 25 total swear words, 63 total character names said
by actor:
robert manion as prof. henry hidgens- 312 words, 5 swears, 18 character names said. 16.5% of words spoken in number.
lauren lopez as emma perkins- 293 words, 4 swears, 4 character names said. 15.4% of words spoken in number.
jaime lyn beatty as charlotte sweetly- 283 words, 3 swears, 3 character names said. 15% of words spoken in number.
mariah rose faith casillas as melissa- 281 words, 3 swears, 4 character names said. 14.9% of words spoken in number.
corey dorris as bill woodward- 275 words, 4 swears, 16 character names said. 14.5% of words spoken in number.
joey richter as ted spankoffski- 272 words, 3 swears, 15 character names said. 14.4% of words spoken in number.
jeff blim as mr. davidson- 176 words, 7 swears, 3 character names said. 9.3% of words spoken in number.
jon matteson- no words, does not appear in number.
- the winner of this scene based on number of words said is: robert manion! robert also won the most character names said, and jeff blim took top spot for most swear words!
#hi im berry and youre watching the disney channel#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetfield musicals#the guy who didnt like musicals#tgwdlm#actor tags:#robert manion#lauren lopez#joey richter#jaime lyn beatty#jeff blim#mariah rose faith#corey dorris#hatchetfield stats project#song: the guy who didnt like musicals#scene one#:DD#winner: robert manion#sorry this took so long guys#chemistry is hard
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Anyways I've been so wrapped up in Pulp that I almost forgot to post this absolute masterpiece of insane crack.
WE FINALLY HAVE THE HIGH QUALITY AUDIO FOR THIS I AM SO HAPPY
(my favorite part is Jon's reflective jacket reflecting the green screen and repeatedly going semi-invisible)
#thank you Jon and Jeff for this masterpiece#I am nothing if not a 30 Year Old On A Scooter fan#Will be getting a scooter when I'm thirty just to capture the feeling this song gives me#30 year old on a scooter#jon matteson#jeff blim#Youtube
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