“I can’t wait…to get home…to my boys…” why is that actually so sad. He’s lived with so much survivor’s guilt, he welcomes death. He feels as though he cheated death and he’s just been waiting for this day. God. Henry Hidgens has so much angst potential. I expect many more fics about him and the boys now.

Dude, it was when he played Aragog for me. I was in my early 20s, a couple of years fresh out of college, and it was so confusing at the moment and, fortunately, I was able to stop it. hahaha. Welp, here I am.

y’all to be honest workin boys is the first time i’ve understood the jeff blim attraction lmao it’s the combination of grey hair and being covered in blood 😂

Hi guys I didn't know people are still replying to this thing. So if you have something I'm looking for, only comment or reblog or leave any message ONLY if you are willing to TRADE it or them with me. You can also DM. It's open!

Please don't say you have them but you won't give them, it feels like dangling something I want but you aren't willing to trade. It hurts my feelings, especially as a Jeff Blim fan who appreciates his humor and content, no matter how polarizing it may be to some. Some of us know why he private some of his old videos, he got in trouble with them because of the content, e.g. RTT ep 1 and 2. I'm not one of those who will cancel him. I love him and so far I think he's a great decent dude whose satire and edginess is just misunderstood, underrated, and underappreciated at times. And don't worry, I am one of those people who swear not to share and spread content that are no longer made available by the creators. Real lost media. I have a lot in my arsenal to trade.

Not a confession. Anyone has a copy of Jon's IG story where Jeff is standing menacingly at a Costco while lining up for his membership ID? Im still upset why Jon no longer made all of his Jeff IG stories available anymore.

Oh and also Rim tim timmy eps1 and 2 and episodes of Cup of jeff and mike .im waiting for Jeff to come back to livestreaming so I can ask him personally but if you have some of the above, pls DM.

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Here’s part 2!

🌟 Finale Livestream Alert! 🎲 This Saturday, join us for a 12-hour Kickstarter extravaganza as we dive into a Dungeons and Dragons adventure to boost our musical’s budget and amp up the excitement! 🐉 🎭 Who’s at the Table? • Dungeon Master: George Primavera • Players: Jeff Blim, Mariah Rose Faith Casillas, Curt Mega, Jon Matteson, Joey Richter, James Tolbert 🕛 When? This Saturday at 12 PM PST (The Kickoff is at 10AM and we’ll start the DND at 12pm! We’ll be releasing a full schedule tomorrow!) Come and support our heroes as they battle it out in a fairy-tale realm crafted by George Primavera. If you are a fan of DND and Starkid please come join! We will be also giving you the ability to directly affect the heroes' journey! Let’s make this finale livestream our biggest yet! Tune in, engage, and help us reach new heights! 🚀 Artwork by @thirdchildart !!!

Guys, crazy thought, at least for those who will not attend the starkid innit concert, there is some talk in the fan concert tumblr account that they're planning (or maybe it's just a joke between them) they'll do a crowd singing of just for once because of the "i turned 40 today" line.

So let's beat them in their game and greet Jeff Blim an advance happy bday/happy 40th bday during this last coming StarKid kickstarter stream on chat in May 4 since it'll be the last virtual/online appearance we'll saw of him before the concert in May 12, his bday. This is for those who can't attend the concert and join with the possible bday festivities like me.

my friend is watching workin boys :)

I love there's a lot of Jeff moments here. He's so talkative and energetic this time.

FINALLY! I have collected most of my favorite moments from the livestream.

So! Without further ado! Here are:

My favorite moments from “A Pit Stop in Hatchetfield!” livestream!

(Part 1)

I tried having him talk about that during one of his last streams this early part of the year. I asked him "who chose May 12 to be the date of the concert?" He read my question first and then answered matter-of-factly and a little bit of sass (im paraphrasing of course) "the universe! The universe chose the date of the concert. "

Happy Advance Bday Uncle Jeff! The universe also chose your birth date. Congrats on your milestone birthday!

Note to those who will meet him in the concert and wants to greet him hbd: it's okay if you greet him happy 40th bday/ mention his age since he already mentioned he's turning 40 one time on stream. He's not ashamed of his age like some people are.

Good to note thank you. I always follow canon while I write my fan fic and I'm currently writing one about how Hidge and Emma met and why did they became close.

the thing about the hatchetfield characters is that professor hidgens is always one bad day away from becoming a murderer and grace chasity is always one good day away from becoming a murderer

Too much Jeff-obsessed to think that they probably got inspo for Tinky to be a math nerd because Jeff is a math nerd irl since he was a kid. LOL.

One of Jeff's favorite school subjects was Calculus. And as an adult, he loves spreadsheets and making formulas for his spreadsheet baseball hahaha. And I think he mentioned, when NPMD was still playing, about doing bookkeeping one time so he was or is StarKid's bookkeeper?? LOL. Don't quote me on that/take it as a grain of salt. I was just listening to him and thought wait....

Technically, my friend and my headcanon that Tinky is the most mathematical in the family was suddenly confirmed, lol

Oh good one as well!

Hatchetfield shows as metaphors for how humanity is harming itself:

TWDLM: we are killing our planet and everything is our fault

Black Friday: capitalism and consumerism and empty-promises politics are bad but we keep not doing anything about it

NPMD: adults aren’t helping or listening to kids and using religion to cover/push away things you don’t want to talk about is actually really harmful and does have consequences

Yes but we all know the real true hero is Jeff giving up on pride and trying to save Hidgens because everyone wanted to save Ted and he chose for more money to release Workin Boys and funding for Cinderella's Castle thus sacrificing his character. Such a character arc when he was upset when most of the fans wanted to save Paul and Emma and not Barry and Harmony.

SLEEZE SWEEP!!!

WORKIN' BOYS ( a short film )

I'm reading a lot of things about Hidge's sexuality canon wise. So taking account on what Nick and Matt Lang said (as much as I remember it without rewatching the video proof lol) my argument on why the canon sexuality of Prof. Henry Hidgens is that he is bisexual and Objectumsexual.

Well I think canon wise he is not polyamorous. I can accept that (i have no problem with him being poly canon wise. I am not anti-poly, just faithful with canon) but I remember Nick Lang or even Matt did not specify it. They said, within along the lines/paraphrasing: Henry loves his six boy friends, they are special to him, but Chad IS the apple of his eye. The last sentence they meant romantically.

So why bisexual and not gay? To make it clear, I have no problem with him being gay. I'm willing to be corrected. But since I'm arguing that he's bisexual, well let me start. Of course we haven't seen Hidge talk about or falling in love with specific women characters in the saga so far, however he did say in TGWDLM " Alexa, I love you like every woman flesh and bone", so there ya go. If he can find a woman that is subordinate to him like Alexa and Siri, then he can have a relationship with a woman. Come to think of it, i think he loves Chad the most because I hypothesize Chad always goes along with his plans/ideas. Yes I believe if I were to analyze his relationship personality, he wants to be the dominant in the relationship. He's very controlling and spirals when he doesn't get his way. Which why this is a good segway to...

And with the mention of two famous AI virtual assistants, I think it's enough to say that Hidge has objectophilia. More so in NMT episode Time Bastard where he shared his sexual rendezvous with either one of them to Ted and implied how he did it (some imagination and a little elbow grease or any lube lol). Not to mention that he talks to Alexa and Siri like they're humans. Fun fact, I read somewhere that people who have this sexual orientation cant handle keeping a relationship with another human because they're too controlling hence having a relationship with an object is easier because it has no thoughts, no opinions to consider. Also, this can also be a result of a trauma. Him losing his friends, especially Chad, during a lightning strike attack did not just lead him to isolation and practicing survival instincts, but also drove him to loving objects instead cause at least they won't experience terrible human deaths.

Also further explanation:  ur friends can be ur life partners (hence there are old people living with friends in their twilight years) and some people like calling their friends as boyfriends or girlfriends. Hidge is just comfortable with his sexuality and closeness with his friends that he can call his male friends as his boyfriends. I think that's just Jeff's word play and humor going on as he wrote the song. And according to the song "it takes balls": Steve was a priest, Leighton was in a relationship with a person named Gary, and Greg was seeing/dating Steve's mom. Plus all of the boys, sans Chad and Henry, were attracted to females while at college based on their locker room talk acted by the Workin Girls cast.

I'm not like Unhidge Hidge, so tell me about ur thoughts/opinions/rebuttals as long as ur taking account of what I wrote here. Especially proof from the Langs with ur rebuttal. Of course in head canon or fan fic world, anything is free reins and you can experiment with Hidge's sexuality there. Just make sure to specify if it's canon or head canon so to avoid confusion and arguments.

Update:

I have the urge to check my HHP Working Boys screen recordings where Nick and Matt discussed Henry's relationship with the boys if it's poly or not. Update 2: Okay I watched it and Nick just says that Chad is his favorite so get out of that as you wish. But since the boys did their locker room talk about girls without Henry and Chad, I don't think the boys were making out with each other unless maybe just Henry and Chad if it's not unreciprocated from Henry's side.

I can understand if most fans think Henry is gay and not bi since Nick and Matt have not given more concrete proof of his attraction to human females. My only arguments with him being bi is that he loves and has done sexual acts with Alexa and Siri, AI virtual assistants with female names and voices. (NMT episode: Time Bastard).

What aboouuuut Chaaad!!??

these are MY workin’ boy