Did you see the pool?
They flipped the bitch!
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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I'm so angry I could piss glue
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You say the ocean's rising
Like I give a shit
You say the whole world's ending
Honey, it already did
You've not gonna slow it
Heaven knows you try
Got it?
Good.
Now,
Get inside
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......
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.... maybe I become Meguca
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Do not pass bro the blunt he will make madoka fanart!!! 😭😭
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yaaay doomed yuri
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What's your stance on the issues?
on every single one?
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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