OKAY unhinged ‘should they fuck raw?’ hours: non-kinnporsche edition: LianJay. LianJayKuea. WaiPran. DeanWin. KORNDEAN.
LianJay and LianJayKuea (cutie pie)
I simply refer you to my preprepaired photo evidence that I made you prepare for me:
Look at him. The face of a man willing to risk it all.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Lian and Kuea should have each been allowed one (1) secret rebound with the world's hottest bartender. He was fully down to bend either one of them over that counter. Bartop indeed. And then when LianKuea got back together he should have been offered his rightful place as the third in their marriage. I should have been in charge of this show. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/5
WaiPran (Bad Buddy)
Congratulations. You've finally found two besties who absolutely categorically should not fuck. I'm a prison abolishionist but you deserve jail time for sending this. 🔥/5
DeanWin (Until We Meet Again / Between Us)
God. I love u Pharm but P'Deeeaan definitely deserves a shag from someone who is actually DTF. First year juniors!DeanWin would be such a fun combo with Win's mindless cocky flirting until Dean just agrees out of sheer curiosity. Solid "Wait really?!" vibes. "that was fun but let's not make a habit of it" type of deal. Foolish of you to imply that Win wouldn't top, though either way he'd be in charge lol. 🔥🔥🔥🔥/5
KornDean (Until We Meet Again)
Is it gay to fuck yourself in a past life or is it a complex form of like... delayed masturbation? No idea how you could make this happen even if they HAD lived in the same timeline. The Seme 4 Seme vibes would be insane if it wouldn't inevitably end with the world's most overcomplicated crywank. 🔥🔥🔥/5
Thank you for taking the time to make the Perth flirting GIFs tumblr user @gayzuko / @kinnbig, glad you can finally get back to doing what you really love which is *checks notes*📝👀 making GIFs of Perth. 💕
This is my favourite self-made ask meme of all time SO:
Send me your unhinged blorbo combos and I will tell you whether they should fuck-raw 💌💕
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🪐Random - Kpop survival show trainees and astrology placements - thoughts🪐
- Including my insights of trainees from this kpop survival show called boys planet I have been watching and finding their astrology placements, may not include all of their big 6 -
Boys planet is a kpop survival show that has 93 trainees and there will missions of performances and elimination rounds to determine the final lineup for the group. It consists of korean trainees and global trainees (different nationalities). I kinda got invested and decided to dissect the trainees that are my favorite or eye catching.
July 25. 2000 Zhang hao - leo sun, taurus moon, cancer mercury, cancer mars
- altho he’s not the oldest trainee in the show, he has good leadership and is reliable when he lead his group for their audition song for the ranking test
- with his cancer mercury and cancer mars, he is very passionate about dancing and music, he rlly feels the music or able to understand and express it
- Idk why but taurus placements always have something to do with music, whether singing or playing an instrument, in his case he does both lol he plays the violin professionally and apparently had a certificate as a singing teacher
June 13. 2001 Sung hanbin - gemini sun, pisces moon, gemini mercury, sag mars
- geminis and being multitalented beings, he’s well rounded in singing, dancing and rap (potentially). The song he chose was able to showcase his experience in dancing, his moves were very sharp and clean and on beat, his vocals were able to transition from head voice to chest voice to avoid a voice crack. He also rapped briefly in his chosen audition song.
- He also has stage presence and nice facial expression, very center material -> gemini sun + pisces moon make for such expressive and creative individuals 😭
- No surprise he has sag mars, bro loves to dance and even said he had spent 2 years learning different dance such as wacking and locking moves I think.
May 28. 2002 Seok Mathew - Gemini sun, capricorn moon, gemini mercury, cancer stellium with cancer venus, mars, and jupiter
- omg he has a cancer stellium??? No wonder everyone adores his energy, saying that his smile can put a smile on their face 😭 literally his nickname is “happy virus” cancer stellium energy 🤝 making everyone comfortable and warm
- Adorable and friendly, he’s also a very good singer, and has good dance to back it up. Gemini mercuries slaying raps or quick paced songs, becuz he sang a song with quick beats to it and was super stable even when dancing.
- Capricorn moon makes him quite hardworking and levelheaded, and considering he trained for 1 year and 6 months his skills are pretty good.
March 8. 2001 Jay chang - Pisces sun, leo moon, aquarius mercury, sag mars (surprise surprise)
- Pisces suns 🤝 singing/entertainment industry
- He’s a very good vocalist and a groovy dancer (cough sag mars), I notice his tone is also husky-like or rough in a good way when singing, its very dynamic - aquarius mercuries tend to have unique tones when speaking or singing.
March 6. 2001 Wang zihao - Pisces sun, cancer moon, aquarius mercury, sag mars (they just keep showing up)
- (sag mars 🤝 main dancer potential) Dancing is his forte, he also learned how to krump, a type of technique, from a professional dancer who’s a krump master.
- His vocal tone and voice is also unique having aquarius mercury, having a soft yet cheerful tone. His water signs for his sun-moon rlly makes him have that lovable vibe, he’s very smiley “😊” too.
February 13. 2004 Anthonny - Aquarius sun, scorpio moon, aquarius mercury (again)
- He’s lovable becuz of his quirky and creative ways, aquarius sun and mercury coming in clutch. For instance his introduction video was him dressed in a panda onesie holding a bamboo prop and acting out as a panda for the entrance.
- Not only is he lovable he also has duality, able to pull off cool charismatic concepts!
- Both Anthonny and jay have a distinct tone when singing which distinguishes their style from the others. Anthonny’s tone is more of a vibrant high-pitch tone thats has a bit of texture? To it 🥲 Idk how to explainn but its the texture of a rattleshaker in a good way 🥸
July 4. 2001 Keita - Cancer sun, sag moon, gemini mercury, sag mars (again)
- Keita is good at rapping, gemini mercuries and spitting bars or able to handle fast pace with their words fr tho
- He’s also rlly good at dancing, he’s basically well rounded with good vocal range, rap, and dance.
- He’s also helpful, empathetic, and caring (cancer sun + sag moon), noticing and helping some trainees who were struggling with the choreo.
Spot how many sag mars there are 😂😭 Also the amount of aquarius mercuries, do I have a thing for these placements? 😭😶 Ig im attracted to unique voices and funky dancers… Also the amount of geminis and pisces 😶✋🏻🤝 love leos and cancers too.
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