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keepthebeanscool · 5 months

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npmd headcanons i’m coming up with as i type this also i’m half asleep

richie used to have the craziest magic school bus hyper fixation for like a solid two years

ruth was the kid who just ate random shit all the time like she’s ask to borrow a pencil and when she gave it back it looked like a family of beavers went to town on it

when grace was asked to draw a family portrait in kindergarten she included god like just hanging out in the air above her and her parents

max treated dodgeball like the olympics throughout all of elementary school and he and kyle and jason were the kids that wore basketball shorts in below freezing weather

steph was forced into piano lessons as a kid and did them for like 8 years and her teacher was like 97 years old and his house smelled like mothballs and dust and there was no lighting even though he had like 15 vintage lamps for some reason she hated it so bad

pete has broken the same leg like 5 times he just has one bone that is so susceptible to breaking for absolutely no reason it just does that

grace used to pretend jesus was her imaginary friend she’d sit in the grass at recess and genuinely just talk to the air next to her like it was jesus. which is kind of sad actually

one of richies earliest experiences of gender envy was the main dude from sword art online i forgot his name

steph was one of those girls who like pretended to be a fairy at recess and had like a rivalry with a different fairy kingdom and one time stacy or something betrayed her for the other fairy kingdom because they had their headquarters at a better tree and steph didn’t forgive her for like two years

ruth is super prone to almost drowning. she knows how to swim in theory but she just loves to get into situations near large bodies of water she’s almost drowned so many times

richie has burnt most of the taste buds off on his tongue because he religiously eats warheads and was once dared by ruth to eat as many at once as possible and nearly threw up

pete is an avid roblox player and would never admit it to anyone

max is weirdly good at taking care of fish. he had a beta fish when he was younger and kept it alive for a solid 5 years he didn’t recover for like a year after it died and that event honestly might have contributed to his current behavior it really hit him hard

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #no idea if any of this makes sense i’m just dumping my thoughts currently #hatchetfield #starkid #jaspers thoughts

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5ftboy · 6 months

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"...I appreciate that you're trying to be on my side." "I am on your side."

BONUS REACTIONS:

#dimension 20 #d20 spoilers #d20edit #burrow's end #burrows end #izzy roland #brennan lee mulligan #rashawn nadine scott #jasper william cartwright #lila #tula #mine **#the *ever* understandable thought process of lila going : mom has been upset ever since dad died .#and thus i blame dad because things are sad now . things are not as fun now .#it's *so* heartwrenching and also *clearly* enunciating how much kids REALLY see . they can Sense it #and Yes the entirety of this convo broke my Damn heart .#1k **

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mewmewbeenz · 4 months

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Justice for the stoats who never made it out of the Warren.

#dimension 20 #burrow's end #thought there would be more of you #aabria iyengar #dungeons and dragons #erika ishii #siobhan thompson #brennan lee mulligan #d20 spoilers #izzy roland #dropout #jasper william cartwright #rashawn scott #d20 #d&d 5e

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doortotomorrow · 23 days

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memori in every episode » demons

#The 100 #John Murphy #Emori kom Spacekru #Memori #the100edit #when it was revealed that Emori was one of the characters who took the chip #my heart plummeted #I thought to myself: 'this is another Jasper and Maya situation. A wonderfully sweet yet tragically short romance'#little did I know #how far they would go

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rayssion · 6 months

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I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THIS WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

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witchofthesouls · 3 days

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Sam ending up throught groundbringe fuckery in Tfp would be such a vacation for him i think. Less action, less aliens ripping each other to shreds every miniute, the difference between how bay formers and tfp formers look.. Sam would look at tfp cons deadpan not afraid at all

Meanwhile the kids in Bayverse would get treated like sparklings probably(wattch Miko growl once at a con and promptly get adopted) Raf especially. Jack would take one look at everything and just go to work in NEST cafeteria until others can figure a way back home for him, Miko and Raf because he's NOT getting involved in this housefire(would avoid bay!Op like a plague something something honorary prime nonsense)

Sam is right there, chilling and spazzing on the minor things (to everyone else in TFP), while completely blasé to the major world-changing/world-ending things. He's been in more than one "end of human civilization" scenarios. It's not his first rodeo, and he's not even counting the doomsday panic of 2000 and 2012. He's immune to crazy, otherworldly shit via alien technology. If anything, he's weirdly disappointed over the lack of alienness of their Artifacts.

He literally resurrected his version of Optimus, met the Dynasty of Primes, had the Allspark in his mind, and dealt with the Fallen that manipulated gravity fields.

Sam's treating it like an unwanted vacation to a place that lied upon the brochure. That guy is like a powerful magnet for destroying Decepticon plans. He would probably fall into a chasm of a hidden Energon mine or interrupt an Artifact expedition to his advantage because 1) Allspark guided him, or 2) he was getting to antsy in the base of nothingness (no human personnel, no cafeteria, no agents, no systems or tasks for him) and did a runner.

He definitely puts his foot in his mouth when he meets Arcee. Sam would never get used to their more human-like frames.

Sam's boogeyman would be M.E.C.H.

Meanwhile, the Jasper Trio is stuck on Diego Garcia. They're taken back by the immense operation that's N.E.S.T. and feeling really lost. Miko doesn't have a Bulkhead-equivalent, Jack doesn't know what to make of the triplets, and Raf isn't clicking this Bumblebee.

Because everyone is too busy, they're trying to slot into things without getting too underfoot. Jack already has certifications related to his fast food job, so he gets into the mess hall to prepare meals for hundreds. Raf and Miko get into the science portions. Raf is making a name for himself as he has the most success bridging tech and understanding the Cybertronian script. Miko likes explosions.

The kids are boggled by all the politicking that goes into it and the more intensely magical things with the Allspark.

Those three will never, ever not laugh at Dorito-Starscream.

(Both sides have the not-so-fun realization about the malfunction connected to Unicron in the middle of Earth. That's too farfetched for anyone, but the truth literally grabbed the respective Primes with giant elemantal fists to viciously shake them.)

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lynzishell · 2 months

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Prev // Next

Transcript below the cut:

Atlas: You have my eyes, you know that? It’s kinda creepy. Aspen: [spits and grabs at his face] Atlas: Exactly.

Phoenix: Pretty sure she has Dawn’s eyes. Atlas: Same thing. Phoenix: Fair enough.

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xalonelydreamerx · 8 months

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I just realized during the field trip in the first film, Jasper gives Alice a tiny flower

#twilight #jalice #dunno i thought it was cute and I never noticed it before #jasper x alice #jasper whitlock #alice cullen #twilight renaissance #alice x jasper #twilightedit #ashley greene #jackson rathbone

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volturiprincess · 2 months

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My delusional mind at 12 am

its been a while but school comes first and well also mental health, but I will say this I have been working on some drafts and they shall be done before this week ends.

But there is something I need to address. What is Demetri's deal with Alice and Jasper? I love Demetri don't get me wrong, he's our casanova of a vampire but what the hell my love?

In new moon he literally has Alice in chokehold (do me next please 🫠) according to google Alice is 4'10 while Demetri is 6'3. She barely moved and he snatched her in a blink of an eye like if she was about to kill everyone or something.

And there there's the slap he gives to Jasper in Breaking Dawn Part 2, what did my Cowboy do to you 😭. I felt like that was personal man and thats not even mentioning how in Alice vision DEMETRI is the one who chops Jasper's head off, he literally went *chop* (still no hate on him, love him still)

Also the part where Alec is fixing his collar in New Moon before he grabs bella is so cute and random 🥰. It is not mentioned as much.

But what makes me mad is how the heck does the elite guard get wiped out easily, they been trained in every form of combat for centuries and they are the first one's to die along with Caius. Well Felix does not die, I'm not sure what happens to him in the vision or where the hell he goes, we only see him for the last time when he kills Seth (he was only 15). Anyways, just had to get that out of my chest.

#my delusional mind at 12 am #the volturi #What happend to Felix?#random thoughts #twilight saga #volturi #felix volturi #alec volturi #jane volturi #demetri volturi #jasper hale #alice cullen #the cullens

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childoftherock · 4 months

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don't be fooled- he is about to get dropped on his ass

#my art :-]#chuck e cheese #jasper t jowls #pasqually p pieplate #animatronics #i just thought the picture was silly as hell #would have included munch but he just didnt fit sorry dude

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keepthebeanscool · 6 months

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ITS TIME. this is my essay on why the chasity family are cannibals

okay so obviously this started with that one line from hatchet town “careful or your kids might end up on karens plate! she just ate!” but i like to imagine the “chasitys are cannibals” is just a running joke in hatchetfield, or maybe a rumor. most people don’t actually think they’re cannibals but it’s just something people say to get under karen’s skin because that’s fun.

but i like to imagine this rumor started with actual evidence of something. it’s not just like one day someone said “it would be funny to say this about karen lmao” it’s more like “possibly human remains were found in the chasity’s freezer but this is kind of a normal occurrence in hatchetfield so we’re just going to turn it into a joke”

ALSO. that one scene in npmd right before dirty girl and basically just every scene where the chasitys interact feels kind of off. its definitely giving the trope of “this a perfect utopia oh wait it’s actually really fucked up and dark when you think about it for a minute” like imagine in the dinner scene the “mouthful of mothers meatloaf” is fully some guys liver. and then karen chasity is like “oh i couldn’t have done it without you mark, you work so hard dragging all of these corpses into our basement!”

this also works with the “this is hatchetfield, people go missing every day” line because the chasitys are killing all of them and fucking eating them!! this can also account for why grace was so confident she’d get away with max’s murder because she’s so used to living in a cannibalistic murder family that it doesn’t cross her mind to worry. she just didn’t account for the fact that this specific murder would be more trackable because she didn’t yknow. eat maxs corpse so it was still there for the cops to find

grace’s entire personality in general is also really concerning! like, she’s fucking insane obviously! but why? she probably didn’t just pop out of the womb like that right? well, maybe it’s because she has been RAISED by crazy people. obviously her parents are very intensely christian but even the most devoted of christians don’t usually summon five eldritch demons to do their bidding. like! that is most definitely not normal! so it makes complete sense that grace’s insanity runs in the family they are cannibals they eat people

i promise i’m almost done but i would LOVE a nightmare time episode about the chasitys being cannibals i feel like that has so much crazy potential especially considering their personalities i just love the idea of a typical american christian family sitting down together for dinner and saying grace with someone’s fucking BRAIN on the plate in front of them. like that’s fucking insane.

could you IMAGINE a nmt episode of karen chasity seducing Ted and luring him into her home only for mark and grace to come bursting out of the closet wielding kitchen knives? i would kill to see that.

#grace chasity #mark chasity #karen chasity #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #this turned out WAY longer than i thought it would why am i insane #like this genuienly took like half an hour #starkid #jaspers thoughts

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5ftboy · 6 months

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#dimension 20 #d20 spoilers #d20edit #burrow's end #burrows end #jasper william cartwright #rashawn nadine scott #thorn vale #viola #mine **#this *relationship* .......... thought this was *so* sweet

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gaypirate420 · 1 month

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I hate Jasper being a Confederate so much, yes I admit he is a little boring sometimes but him being a Confederate isn't spicing him up, it's doing nothing for him, it's dragging him down.

#just thoughts ig #effervescent #jasper whitlock hale #jasper hale #jasper cullen #jasper whitlock #jasper hale x reader

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jasper00nb · 2 months

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Ink seems like the kind of guy to either have no thoughts or many thoughts in his head all the time. no in between

#ink sans #Jasper’s silly thoughts

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peribytes · 1 year

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what kind of motif would jasper have? you know, similar to peridot's alien motif

#steven universe #su jasper #my only thought is oranges but she has no connection to oranges so that's lame

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squoblereign · 6 months

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I hate this one, but Dipper’s here now so what’re ya gonna do-

#the glass scientists #tgs #tgs au edits #steven universe #dipper pines #squoble draws #the left half of this image I like #the right half I absolutely despise #the next few are going to be from the body swap episode so stay tuned for those-#tgs fanart #the first time I looked at jasper i immediately thought ‘dipper but ginger’#true story!

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