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ivytwines · 3 days

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#I’ve watched like 3 hrs of cockles con videos today. send help #spn #ivy speaks

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aerowolf · 2 days

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was told by Hailey that if i did this with Fence she'd do this with Aves

hi. hi quazies i love you and lil pootis makes me happier when I'm sick. hi

screenshot edit Kennedy is there now

#ivy speaks #ivytf2art #team fortress 2 #scoutposting #team fortress two #tf2 #tf2 scout #oc x canon #lil pootis #screenshot edit #screenshot redraw #quazies #tf2 pootis #tf2 lil pootis #Kennedy roswell #the fencer tf2 #tf2 fencer #my art

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ivygorgon · 8 months

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WHO KNOCKED OVER MY Capitol insurrection arrests per million people by state *Grabs Montana* YOU

💘 Q'u lach' shughu deshni da. 🏹 "What I say is true" in Dena'ina Qenaga

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ivyontheholodeck · 1 year

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Me: John Gaius would call the inhabitants of the Mithraeum “everypony” and no one would understand

My girlfriend: I hate that but you’re not wrong

#Pyrrha is the only one with a chance of even knowing what a pony IS #tlt #the locked tomb #john gauis #htn #ivy speaks

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askpamelaisley · 5 months

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I’m looking for someone to test my new toxin perfume on~.

#ivy speaks

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artemis-manning · 1 year

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Please consider: Levi Ackerman in a Way of the House Husband AU

He is super intense over everything and the best husband in the entire world!! He treats you like royalty and prides himself on making you happy!

He has tattoos and piercings and scars. He's not shy about having killed people before. He is a master of his blades, but now only swears to use them for cooking.

He got Furlan and Isabel out of the Yakuza and he's trying to teach Furlan the ways of the house husband because Isabel has always been a lost cause for that stuff. Furlan usually comes to Levi for help after Isabel ruined dinner/laundry/their dogs haircut and learns the proper way to do things.

Levi also works part time at a cat cafe, where he takes the best pictures of cats and also makes a damn good tea that even brings in people who are allergic (they will still pet the cats. Levi glares at them if they don't. He offers them antihistamines under the table in a totally not shady way)

Kenny is also ex-Yakuza but he runs a food truck where he sharp-shoots the decorations on food. It was Uri's idea. Kenny and Uri share custody of a Shiba Inu. Levi made the dog a sweater.

All in all, it's never a boring time. You love your husband and the misunderstandings he runs into. And as we all know, he's soft under that grumpy and scary exterior 🥰🥰

#levi ackerman x reader #way of the house husband #ivy speaks #Txt post #Husband Levi #gn reader

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the-ivy-family · 2 months

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Ivy, a friend told me they saw you at a cafe with @brucie-wayne-official ... What's all that about?

Wayne Industries is corrupting and polluting the environment. I told him to get it under control, or him and his precious children would pay the price.

- Posion Ivy

#ivy speaks

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ivy-lake · 10 months

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Hello Tumblr!

Hello Tumblr, my name is Ivy!

I am a „15“ year old and a changeling at that, I‘m currently forced to live in Arcadia with my Boss Strickler, I go to school with the one and only trollhunter. What Strickler doesn’t know that from time to time I sneak to trollmarket.

what can I say? Double faces gives you a double life.

#Changeling #changeling oc #introducing myself #trollhunters #Ivy speaks

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joleynecujoh · 2 years

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i rendered this image so lovingly, you have no idea

#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken #Jotaro Kujo #Stone Ocean #6taro #part 6 jotaro #ivy speaks

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ivytwines · 5 months

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much ado about nothing is a bisexual awakening story but it’s about the shocking realization that ur attracted to the opposite sex

#im allowed to make jokes about lesbians who turn bisexual because that’s what happened to me #much ado about nothing #ivy speaks

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aerowolf · 24 days

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the mercs realize it's your bday and you didn't tell anyone because your family doesn't do birthdays

I’m so sorry this is a mess between British and American english. I have an American parent and a Canadian one so it messed me up lolll

if didn't include a Merc you wanted, feel free to request and I'll try and add them :]

includes: Miss Pauling & offense classes

cute platonic, gn!reader

warnings: n/a, this is basically all fluff

You'd rather not make a big deal of it being your birthday, even though it is you were taught that birthdays aren't a big deal and your family never really did them.

You kind of wish someone would care but you feel guilty about that so you choose not to tell anyone about it

The only one of these who actually knows it's your birthday is Miss Pauling, who’s seen your personnel files

Miss Pauling

She knows it's your birthday, and instead of ignoring it she decides to at least discreetly make it a good day for you

She arrives on base for a routine inspection, clipboard in hand, but once she's done with the main thing, instead of leaving, she comes to your room

"I saw that it's your birthday today. I don't know if you celebrate, or anything, but, uh, I thought you'd like a gift. Maybe."

She hands you a box, inside are some candy bars and a plush of a bear

"I know it's not exactly the nicest thing, and I know it's kinda... stereotypical... but, y'know, I thought you'd like something. So, happy birthday. From me.” She’s really shy about it, you get the feeling she didn’t--probably still doesn’t--really get to celebrate birthdays either.

She offers you a ride on her motorbike, something nice, on the open road--away from this base for a little while. You accept, taking a seat behind her, enjoying the open air--though it is pretty hot out. You guys talk, just enjoying the time.

She smiles at you as you get back. “Happy birthday. You deserve it.”

You thank her and even give her a hug. It’s nice that you got this for once.

Scout

He has no idea whatsoever that it’s your birthday. He’s interacting with you like usual, teasing you, just hanging out. You’re happy as you talk that day; he’s always good at making you laugh and smile.

At some point he notices that you’re a little down, as much as you may try to hide it, he can tell. You’re his friend, and even though he might act like he doesn’t care sometimes, you know he does. A lot.

You tell yourself you don’t want anything on your birthday, that it’s easier if no one knows, but secretly, you do.

“Hey, what’s up? C’mon, ya know I can tell when something’s wrong.”

You tell him it’s nothing.

“You sure? Really? You’re kinda… I dunno, sadder than usual.” After he asks a few times, you finally come out and tell him. You don’t say much. Just “It’s my birthday.”

“No kiddin’? Well, why didn’t ya tell me?” He comes off pretty strong. You feel kind of apologetic for mentioning it, and look away from him. “Aw, hey. Y’know what--it don’t matter. I’m gonna throw you a party like you ain’t never seen, believe me.”

You try to tell him you don’t want a party--well, you do. Maybe. No you don’t. Well, sure. But not a big one. He’s really sweet and enthusiastic about it. “Someone like you deserves a big birthday--but if you don’t want it, dat’s okay. Ya know, we could just hang out, or somethin’. You n’ me, yeah?”

You tell him you’d like that a lot. You both find a quiet spot in the base where you can just talk. He messes around, too, and pops in a Tom Jones record.

He’s a little shy, a little embarrassed, but he even sings happy birthday to you. He just seems glad no one can hear him. He doesn’t have a gift handy for you, but he ends up scribbling you a quick doodle of him telling you happy birthday. It’s misspelt, but the drawing is cute, and you keep it. “I hope ya had a good day. I’m just sorry I didn’t know sooner.” You tell him that it wasn’t his fault, how could he have known?

After all is done, he gives you an awkward hug. You smile and return it.

Soldier

He’s a little crazy so he’s just hanging around base, today he had the idea to strip and cover himself in honey, so everyone has had to convince him to please not do that, and now he’s just moping around, muttering about how anti patriotic this all is.

You sit next to him and mope as well. Unlike him, no one knows the reason you’re moping. To anyone else’s point of view, you’re just comforting him--for whatever weird reason. But he sees that you’re just as sad as him.

“What’s wrong, maggot? Is there someone who needs to see my fists meet their face?”

You tell him no, no one did anything. You’re a little intimidated by him, and you don’t see much reason to tell him anyways. But it’s nice sitting with a friend.

“If it’s not a person, then… it must be an object! Give it to me and I will destroy it immediately.” He’s being as sweet as he can, you smile and shake your head.

You sit there for a bit, smiling as you watch the other mercs come and go. Today isn’t a bad day, just a little sad. Later, you plan to find some kind of sweet treat to eat alone.

Soldier stands up, at attention, and points at you. “MAGGOT, AS YOUR SUPERIOR AND SENIOR, I ORDER YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG!”

With a sad smile and a chuckle you finally tell him.

“Your birthday?” Soldier seems genuinely surprised. He places a hand on his chin and thinks. “We cannot go without celebrating! This is momentous!”

Although you try to protest, he turns to the base, stating to every other merc, “LISTEN UP! IT IS Y/N’S BIRTHDAY AND WE WILL CELEBRATE!”

He makes it his personal mission to decorate for a party that very evening, even gets a cake and everything. He makes every other merc sing happy birthday with him. Maybe this isn’t so bad.

You give him a big hug, and he is surprised at first, but proceeds to give a gentle laugh and hug back.

Pyro

You see Pyro colouring with crayons and coloured pencils on their break, and you sit by them. You don’t really understand what they’re saying a lot of the time, but you enjoy hanging out with them. It’s a long period of silence before you join them in colouring. Regardless of your artistic skills, they’re impressed and encourage you, and are very happy when you show them what you’ve been working on.

After a little while you get kind of bored and sad. You’ve tried to enjoy this day but it’s another bittersweet birthday. You’re happy to hang out with Pyro though, even though they don’t know what day it is.

Pyro notices that you’ve stopped colouring with them, and that you’re looking at the ground instead, messing with the cracks in the floor.

“Huddah hrmmf mmmrph?” You don’t understand what they’re saying exactly, but you smile at them. They seem to be asking what’s wrong, why you stopped, why you seem so sad.

You hesitate for a moment before finally confessing. They seem to mostly understand what you mean, and they lean back, thinking.

After a few seconds, they stand up and help pull you off the floor. They point to their room, and you follow them. It’s an odd combination of scorch marks, colourful drawings, weapons, and art supplies. They lead you to a wardrobe and pull out a box.

Surprisingly, you can see that it's fully wrapped. Did they somehow know it was your birthday? Do they keep these gifts on hand for the mercs?

You won’t get an answer, but they excitedly push it out and offer it to you. “Huddah hmmph!” They sound almost like they are smiling behind the mask. You take the box and open it. It’s got crayons, pencils, and… wow, that’s a drawing of you and them.

You smile, almost ready to tear up, and thank them. You give them a hug, and you notice that they’re hugging you back even harder. Maybe they don’t really understand, but this is sweet.

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ivygorgon · 1 month

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Ode to The Divine Gender Playlists

Ode to The Divine Gender, Status: *Polished* 🥇

🤘Dive into 'Ode to The Divine Gender'! This playlist blends the divine masculine, the divine feminine, and a splash of divine ambiguity. Let the fusion of melodies and rhythms soothe your soul, regardless of identity. 🏴🏳️🏁🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

Ode to The Divine Masculine, Status: *Polished* 🥇

🤘Rock on with 'Ode to The Divine Masculine'! A heavy rock-inspired playlist celebrating masculine experiences; built for easy listen by all guys, kings, and dudes, but crafted for trans men's voices. Let the power chords and raw lyrics fuel your journey to empowerment. 🏳️‍⚧️

Ode to The Divine Feminine, Status: *Polished* 🥇

🤘Feel a touch of divinity with 'Ode to The Divine Feminine'! A soulful playlist celebrating feminine experiences; built for easy listening by all women, goddesses, and dudettes, but curated for trans women's voices. Let these heavy melodies and empowering lyrics elevate your spirit. 🏳️‍⚧️

My personal playlist, Status: *Polished* 🥇

Dear family, I appreciate your support for my transgender identity. However, certain actions and comments have hurt me deeply. Anti-transgender legislation has further impacted my rights. Let's have open conversations and create a safe, respectful, and loving environment. Love, Ivy, her/she

🎖️ Like my vibes? Rebagel this post and follow me!

💘 Q'u lach' shughu deshni da. 🏹 "What I say is true" in Dena'ina Qenaga

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twistedinthreads · 10 days

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hi friends. Wanted to give an update cause something happened that I never would have expected.

I’ve been experiencing nausea and vomiting about once a week for a month now; I was a little concerned but not super, thinking it was stress and anxiety from work.

The past few days I started experiencing on-and-off fevers, more nausea and vomiting, and pain at the site of my incisions under my breast and on my side liposuction. My mom and I decided to go to the ER, and what started as “maybe these symptoms are not major enough” became, “you have fluid in your right breast that is consistent with cellulitis, bordering on sepsis but we’ve gotten ahead of it.” So basically… I have been admitted to the hospital and pumped full of fluids and antibiotics and am going to be here a few days. They had 2 IVs, 1 in each arm, until about 2:45 this morning, so I really couldn’t type or look at my phone. Typing this is hard as I can’t bend my arm.

I’m pretty terrified. But this explains the swelling and pain I was feeling, and the fact that I was so close to sepsis and maybe still am, is horrifying. If I came later, I might be on my deathbed.

The doctors and nurses have all been absolutely phenomenal and I’m so thankful for that.

all that to say, I’m not sure when the next part of LITL will be out. I don’t even know how long I’ll be in the hospital.

I love you all,

ivy ❤️

#ivy speaks #I’m going thru it #HELP #tw needles #tw wounds #tw infection

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ivyontheholodeck · 2 years

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Jane Prentiss made a ring of worms that would create a doorway for the Corruption into their universe. So the ring of worms on the wall would become a hole in the wall.

She was creating a wormhole. I’m gonna fucking lose it.

#idk if this was on purpose but goddamnit to johnny #tma #the Magnus archives #mag 40 #Jane Prentiss #ivy speaks

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askpamelaisley · 3 months

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I’ve been silent, I know. Have this picture of me from my time at university, as an apology~

#ivy speaks #;; my art ;;

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vivvision · 8 months

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Mentally rn I’m in a classic who cliffhanger.

#Ivy speaks #doctor who #classic Doctor who

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