Future

Warnings - MUGEN TRAIN SPOILERS, eavesdropping, reader is called Mommy, Mama. FEM! Reader

Rainy days were the bane of your husband Kyojuro’s existence. He hated it when the world was all dark and gloomy, he disliked even more the thickness of the fog that settled after a good rain. But he knew it was some of your favorite weather, another day you would spend on the Engawa with your daughter. Hinata had grown out of being a daddy's girl as she was closer to turning 4 now. She had stuck herself to your side and decided she wasn’t ever going to spend her days sitting by the front door in the mornings, head still messed up from tossing around in her sleep as she waited for her father to show up. Now she was your loyal daughter, sitting with you as you enjoyed listening to the rain roll through. “Then Daddy and I went running to the nearest store, hoping we could get out of the rain because we couldn’t get sick. Daddy had work to do and I had you to take care of! Luckily Uncle Zoo lived really close by so me and your daddy decided that we would hold our baskets over our heads and run all the way there!” Hinata was giggling as you animatedly talked about your own time stuck in the rain, down at the market while shopping for dinner.   “You're silly! You were all wet! Uncle Zoo was probably so mad!” you shook your head. “No! he was wet as well! He was at the springs when it rained! We looked like frogs!” Her laughs were heavier as you puffed up your cheeks to mimic a frog. “Daddy looks like a Tiger. I think you’re a fox mom. You are cute like them and they like to play.” Hinata was nodding to herself, confirming her own thoughts as though they were the best thing she has said. Although rainy days were grim and sad to be in, Kyojuro found joy in listening to you and your daughter talk. There was a warmth that settled in his chest listening to the two of you talk and giggle amongst each other. When you face the fact that you may die you find yourself worrying about the ones you leave behind and he couldn’t bear the thought of you being alone with Hinata. But if anything were to happen, he knew now that you could handle it, the bond between mother and daughter couldn’t be broken and it was very obvious as he hid behind the door and listened as you talked about different animals and who Hinata had decided everyone was. “What kind of animal do you think you are Hinata?” The little girl sat back, her long blonde and red braid moving off of her shoulder as she got lost in her own thoughts. You sat patiently, watching as she decided herself. “A bobcat! They are fierce and cool just like daddy but they are very cute and they are good moms, just like you mama. Plus uncle zoo says that even he's afraid of bobcats and I know he’s afraid of me” Her chest was puffed with pride and she faked a little growl, but it sounded more like the noises she made after stuffing her face at dinner. “You want to be fierce like daddy? You think he’s fierce?” “And cool Mama, he goes like woosh and wapow and tututut when he practices, and even Tanjiro can’t beat him. Plus he has cool eyebrows” You laughed at her last statement, having to agree. He did have some very cool eyebrows.  She stood abruptly. “You think he can teach me to do it?” “Do what sweetheart?” She looked into the house, suddenly shy that her father was standing there listening. Little did she know he was around the corner. “to fight like woopah, blam!” She mimicked sword fighting, adding many sound effects as she ran around the engawa. “How about if he says yes you wait until your 8 to learn how to fight like that? That seems like a lot of action for one household and Daddy is still training Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke a lot” She slumped back down next to you, crawling into your lap for warmth. “yeah, I guess” She was disappointed at your answer, deciding instead to bury herself in the comfort you provided her. “Kyojuro, my love, can you come here!” you called out, watching the open door for signs of the man himself. He poked his head around the corner, revealing his position to you. “Come here, you little eavesdropper. Just because you have war injuries doesn’t mean I can't yell at you for sneaking around” He chuckled, getting up to move closer. He leaned down placing a kiss on your forehead and patting our daughter's head as he sat next to you, immediately pulling you to his side. “I don’t sneak around, I was simply listening to the rain while staying dry.” You were unamused, he would never enjoy the rain like you did, you both knew that. “Hinata wants to learn, what was it Hinata?” You looked down at the little girl who stared directly at her father, gold and red eyes staring into a matching pair. “your fighting, when you and the boys run around and play with swords. Mom said I have to wait until I'm 8 though!” Kyojuro laughed, patting around the jeweled eyepatch Tengen had gifted him last year ‘we match now!’ he said as Kyojuro stared. Now it was his favorite one to wear. He looked down at his daughter, her unwavering gaze and her stubbornness that could match a bull's. She was so much like him yet so much like you, she would make an excellent swordsman. Running his hand over the eyepatch he sported, hiding his permanently damaged and scarred eye, one of the many scars he sported from his time as a swordsman, he couldn’t help but feel dread at the thought of his daughter facing even close to the same dangers, injury, and horrors he has faced. He couldn’t even bare the thought of her not returning one day. You had already been put through so much raising Hinata for her first year b yourself while Kyojuro healed from wounds that should have killed him. He was lucky, but what if Hinata wasn’t? He couldn’t lose her, he couldn’t let you lose her. “I would like to wait until you are 15. I don’t want you to waste all your fun learning how to swing a sword. We can still run around and learn how to fight though! Like the big bag lion king RAHHH!” Kyjuro roared! Scooping your daughter out of your arms as he imitated ‘the lion king’ “Now princess Hinata! You are stuck with me! I have captured you away from the kingdom of Mommy! You shall never escape me or my castle! Mwahahaha” He cackled menacingly, walking backward, holding Hinata on his shoulder as she giggled wildly. “Help me, Mommy! He’s going to keep me!!” She squealed, bursting into a fit of giggles as Kyojuro tickled her sides. “No! Not Princess Hinata!! Unhand her you nasty beast!” Kyojuro cackled again, swinging hinata around with ease as he ran to the end of the engawa “I will never unhand her! She is mine to keep, there is nothing you can do!” You waltzed up to your husband, watching carefully as he moved Hinata to sit on his hip. “Nothing I can do? Not even a kiss from a beautiful queen can get you to give her back?” you were batting your eyelashes at him, adding emphasis to your words as you leaned in to claim his lips in a kiss. Before he could deepen the kiss you were already pulling Hinata out of his arms. “Ew mama” You giggled as Hinata snuggled into your shoulder “Nooo! Princess Hinata!! Now I have to live in my cave all alone! All by myself” Kyojuro fake cried into his sleeve, exaggerated loud cries as he shook along with each cry as he slumped to his knees. Hinata wiggled, kicking at you until you put her down so she could walk up to her father. “Mr. Beast. You can live with Mommy, shes really pretty and she makes really good Tempura and even little cakes” Kyojuro looked up from his sleeve, a smile already on his lips. “Okay! Come on!” she watched him get up before taking his hand and leading him back to where you stood. “He wants to eat Tempura with us!” she cheered. Hoping this means you will actually feed them Tempura and maybe if she's super lucky, they’ll get cake as well.

I was in a 18 bday party today and we didnt have a gift for the bday girl💀💀

Love love LOVE the asexual drabbles and headcannons! Could you do one with Gojo & black asexual woman? Like she teases him ‘i’ll only mess around if you give me a dollar’ as a snarky joke and he’s like ‘i’m rich baby hell yes’ and keeps the joke running🤭 I know i’ll enjoy anything you write! Thank you in advance!

OMG, thank you im glad you love them because i actually love writing them.

• You met him at the mall…the prada store to be exact, you weren’t necessarily shopping more so just debating on a purse or a pair of boots.

•You were a stylist in japan and your clients loved your American style although they had way cooler clothes. Safe to say business was flourishing.

•Yet here you are trying not to blow through money too fast so you were Legit window shopping.

.•The last thing you expect is a white haired man to stand next to you and startle you, you assume he’s going to say something about your hair as most people had done i mean you were a black person in japan.

• He’s holding a few bags and a cup you initially assume he’s blind because of the blindfold but when he begins to talk about the shoe, your slightly confused but you have decorum so you don’t say anything.

• “I’ve had my eye on the bag for a few weeks but they just dropped the new boots so I’m debating” you say and what’s $950 To any normal person its like a penny to him.

• “How about i buy both and you wear them on our first date” he says smoothly leaning up against the glass window and you laugh at first until you realize hes dead serious. You weren’t use to men here flirting with you and it makes you nervous.

• “Usually people start off with their names” you tell him before introducing yourself as you hold out your hand which he places a kiss on.

• “Gojo Satoru” lifting his blindfold revealing the brightest blue eyes you’ve ever seen

• You also notice he has a tag hanging off his shirt and it cost $1500.

• You decline him buying the stuff for you but accept his offer for a date. What’s the worst that could happen?

• He doesn’t know what he’s expecting when he sees you, he thought you were already gorgeous at the mall but looking at you right now it makes something… stir.

• He told you to dress cute but casual he was taking you sight seeing— he never mentioned it would be in a helicopter over the city.

• It’s obvious this man has money to blow and you contemplate looking him up to figure out just who he is.

• He also brings the shoes and bag as a gift, he couldn’t resist! Plus he likes loves the way your face initially lights up before trying to be humble and give it back.

• He lies and tells you its rude to not accept gifts.

• “Gojo i cant accept this without you knowing all about me…” you speak pouting knowing the good time was coming to an end and while the shoes and bag looked perfect you had to confess.

• “Its the wrong size?” He asked looking at your foot and back at the box on the table.

•“What? No strangely enough you got the right size…im asexual” 

•“…thats… cool. I can write with both hands too”

“Gojo thats ambidextrous! Asexual means—“

• “Im just kidding sweetheart, of course i know what it means”

•He definitely did not and googled it under the table.

• You know the meme “we hung out once and weve been together ever since” that was you two.

• The next few weeks he finds time to either take you to breakfast, lunch or dinner and on days hes completely free he’ll take you on some one of a kind date experience. 

• Hes a kid at heart so when you take him to a virtual reality place and literally fight to pay, you have to distract him by kissing him and biting gently on his lower lip.

•He loved it nobodys every paid for anything for him and the fact that you planned the date, paid and had a great experience hes lovestruck.

• He ended up paying since he put a hole in the wall fighting demons in the game mentioning something about it feeling to real.

•Its when 3 of his students run into you two and their shocked he’s not harassing you and actually enjoying voluntarily spending time with him, mainly because he has no idea who you are.

• Nobara follows all of your socials loving your day in the life videos, style advice videos even when you have your celebrity clients in the videos.

•Its megumi knowing who you are and thinking you’re cool that seals the deal for him.

•Gojo loves your cooking so the day you pack him leftovers with a cute smiley face and a note hes literally on the desk kicking his feet in the air… weirding out his students. This was next level even for him.

•They beg to bring you around loving seeing him happy with you.

•Its a collective though and nobara who wants to enjoy regular teen things breaks the ice officially by asking 

“Take this dollar or have sex with Gojo-sensei?”

“Give me the dollar” at the same time he shouts her name. Hes also taken aback cause what do you mean youre going to take the dollar.

“No babe i dont think you heard the question take a dollar or—“

“Give me the dollar”

•For the rest of the day Gojo chooses to be dramatic from the grocery store to the hair supply store where guess whos short $1 of buying hair supplies. You turn to him seeing hes fascinated with the hair clips and different color edge controls.

•“Hey sweetheart i think you should get all of these” he suggest ready to pick them all up waiting on your command. 

•“Hey babe im short” you tell him and he scoffs not paying you any mind looking at the conditioners catagorized by hair type.

“I knew that when i first seen you… what’s your hair type? Does 4b mean 4 everyone? Like your down for interracial dating… how do they know that by hair type? Like hard wig soft life?” He rambles and you almost lose it.

“No im short $1” and he sends you the most devious smirk as he holds open his wallet repeating the question Nobara asked.

“Give me the dollar” you smirk back watching his smile be taken over by a glare as he gives the cashier his card to pay for everything  instead.

“Dont give me that look baby, im rich now come on i ordered a package for you” he loves to buy you things he jokingly ask siri how much the world cost one time.

“Satoru it better not be another pair of prada shoes” you scold as he carries the bags, his silence tells you everything you need to know though.

“Babe I’m running out of space to put all the stuff you bought me, please” you pout loving that this was a problem in your relationship and not anything else.

“I have enough space… You can live with me instead”

been a while since i posted anything on here so let me give u guys a lil recap of my life and this little boy i met.

so on august 30th 2023 i apologized for being so inactive because i got a boyfriend (let me tell u im still shocked i made it that far into my teenage years). boy oh boy let me tell you alllll about him.

i met him july 21st 2023 and he asked me to be his gf in the night of august 19th 2023.

we were both dancing and laughing and drinking with our friends and it was the best night of all summer breaks ive ever had. i still cherish these memories and i wish nothing more than to go back and relive it one more time.

ive been together with this boy for about 3 months now and these months have been very much the happiest months of my life. i love him so much, so so much, so much that it scares me sometimes because hes become such a big part of my routine that its impossible for me to imagine not having him with me at all times so either hes gonna be my husband and we´ll say the most beautiful, maybe goofy but still cute vows at the day of our wedding or hes gonna be the biggest, down to earth shattering heartbreak of my entire life.

and i know some of you might say "gosh, chill out.. its ONLY 3 months, wtf are u on, boys come and go bla bla" and yeah maybe ur right but honestly, never in my life have been treated THIS good in just 3 months that it shocks me sometimes because it just feels like weve known each other since wayyyy longer.

the first time i saw him, when i took him into my sight, it just clicked.

like a ching *hotel transylvanian reference*

hes my first love and i am his. he has beautiful hair, such beautiful, gorgeous curly hair and its so soft, every time i run my fingers through his hair it feels like i have arrived in heaven, like silk between my fingers. his eyes are the most beautiful, bright eyes i have ever seen in this whole, wideee universe and i can still see them even though hes 6 feet tall and im just 5`3 (but thats not the point ok im still very tall yall). he claims theyre brown but theyre greenish brownish actually and i know that because ive stared into this mans eyes for longer than i can count.

and i could go on and on but i think u get my point..

i love him and i never felt this way about anyone. hes the one that brought my spark back and hes the one and only reason for me to keep going, hes my first thought in the morning when i wake up and my last thought at night when i go to sleep to see him in my dreams, my dreamy, wonderful, wonderful boy.

anyways, before i yap wayyyyy to much for ur guys liking that was it and if youre struggling with love at the moment, dont lose hope, the only thing u need is patience.

love, d.

Craig looks at tweek as he smiles,”Hey..” Tweek looks back at him “Hm?” “I really like you,and I just.. maybe do you wanna be my boyfriend? Weve been friends for an while now .” Craig paused as he watched Tweeks expression lit up smiling causing him to tic even more “Yes yes yes!.” He says as he hugged Craig,Craig hugged Back. After an while ,Craig and Tweek was holding hands with each other,Everyone was smiling ,giving them thumbs up,except for kenny. He hater that Craig stole tweek from him. It sucks. “Hey guys.” Craig says “Hey.” Stan says as he was braiding Kyles red firey hair . . Kenny looked mad and Tweek noticed it “W-Whats wrong kenny..” “You should know why.” Kenny says as he looked away angry. Tweek looked down “uh.. whats goin on?.” Craig says “Kenny had a crush on Tweek the whole time.” Kyle says as he yelped as when Stan pulled his hair too tight .

Craig looked at the upset Kenny then to the upset Tweek. Craig sighs “Tweek,Do You want Kenny to be included in this relationship.” Craig asked as Tweek nodded fastly. Kenny looked over at Craig “Fine I guess You Can be our third boyfriend.” Craig says half way though Kenny hugged craig as Tweek aslo Hugged him back.

During the afternoon,Kenny was supposed to go over to craigs house for a cuddle session with Tweek,But he lost track of time since he fell asleep once as he got home. Both tweek and craig were worried so they went over to Kennys house ,as craig knocked on the door Kennys dad opened it “Can we come in? Kenny invited us over.” Craig says “Sure whatever.” Kennys dad smelt like alcohol. Tweek gagged after Kennys dad left him alone . “P-oor kenny.” Tweek mutters as they found kennys room ,Craig Opened the door to find him on his bed asleep. “Seriously?!” Craig scoffed as Tweek left out a laughter .. Tweek Jumped onto kenny as he woke up “What the fuck-“ he yelped out as he realized it was Tweek and craig “Oh shit.” He was embarrassed that he forgot . “We both got Worried so we came over.” Craig says as he sat down on kennys bed.

“Sorry That i fell asleep.” Kenny mutters as Tweek started to braid his blonde hair . “Its okay Dont worry Ken.” The next day,there was an fight between Wendy and Cartmen ,Everyone was gathering around in the Playground area ,Wendy threw the first punch, Kenny was cheering Wendy on as well the other boys. Stan and Kyle werent anywhere to be seen,Stan and kyle decided to skip school to get ice cream. They both have decided to share the same ice cream cone,its just plain vanilla. After finishing it ,Stan noticed that kyle had a little bit on his lips and he giggled a bit “What?!.” Kyle says “ you have some of the ice cream left on youre mouth.”Stan replied as he places his hand on Kyles cheek, As they started to kiss,slowly.

Kyle was a bit shocked on stans emotions towards him. Kyle eventually kissed back,as they started to kiss harder and harder ,kyle pushes back as he needed to breath .” J-jesus fuck.” Kyle sighs out “Looks like I got all the ice cream off of youre face now.” Stan says smirking,Kyles face was red as his hair. Stan took an picture of Kyle “ Hey!.” Kyle says as he tried to get stans phone from him “Nope. Youre not deleting this picture.” He huffed as he started to walk away as Kyle was following behind him complaining to Stan about the picture.

~~ CHAPTER TWO ~~

Everyone was getting ready for the senior trip,packing as well that stuff. Everyone had arrived the day of school with their bags packed , The boys were in one car while the girls were in another . Cartmen and Kyle just had another fight so they were banned from even looking from each other by stan. Craig and Tweek And Also Kenny sat in the same row in the car , While Stan and Kyle stole the backseat so they could cuddle each other.

It was an 9+ hour drive to disney,the girls were blasting Music on the drive there as the boys were hysterically laughing and or sitting in silence while They listen to cartmen talk about how Kyle is a jew .. “Will you shut the fuck up?!.” Kyle says as he gotten an glare from stan “Oh boo hoo cry about it to youre boyfriend.” Cartmen replied , Kyle kicked his Chair as Cartmen turned around as he pulled Kyles shirt “Touch my seat again. We’ll see what happens.” Cartmen hissed “I aint scared of you.” Kyle tched back “kyle..” standing warned “Yea listen to youre boy toy. You dont even like him.” Cartmen says “Shut up! You dont know what I like and dont like.” “Yea sure i dont.” Cartmen says as he sat back down , Stan looked worried about his boyfriend “Kyle?..” kyle huffed as he turned up his music on his phone ignoring stan and Cartmen. The whole way there The boys were silent,Besides Tweek Craig and Kenny,Kenny was making out with Craig,making Tweek jealous .” Craigggggg.” Tweek says as he tried to pull them off from each other,as they pulled away “Yes Tweek?!.” “I want kisses too.” He pouts as he huffed “Fine.” He kisses Tweeks cheek “Hey! Thats not what i meant.” Tweek mutters “You never specified .” Kenny says winking to Tweek “But I said kisses!” “You didnt say where.” Craig says ..

After couple hours They finally Arrived to the hotel,The girls had already checked in before the boys ,Kenny,Craig,And tweek were sharing an room,Where Stan and Kyle were also sharing an room while it was Butters and cartmen in one room. Kyle was unpacking as Stan came from behind as he hugged Kyle “I dont know whats up with you and cartmen ,but im here okay?!.” “I know but .. hes just getting on my nerves.” “Hey look at me..”stan says making Kyle look at him “ you know not to let him get to you.” “Yea I know but-“ “Shh..” “Dont let him get to you. Its not good for you to let him win whenever he doesnt know shit. Right now its just me and you,And I need to focus on just you okay?!.”

Kyle nodded as they once again kissed each other “Thank you stan.. i-..” he paused “I love you ,and i dont know what i wouldnt done with out you.” “No need to thank me Kyle,Im youre boyfriend,im here to protect you from the dangers and evil in this world,And I love you too.” Stan says as he kissed Kyle on his forehead . “Now lets start to relax before we have to meet the others downstairs for dinner.” “Okay..” before stan and kyle got together that school year,they both had an summer off from each other but they were still great friends,But Kyle and Cartmen kissed once. Kyle never told Stan about it,since it wouldve broke stans heart,but knowing they werent together then,but it just hurts Kyle knowing he Kissed Cartmen once. During the boys trip downstairs “Remember,Dont let him get to you.” Stan says as Kyle nodded . “Wow ,The gays finally Arrived.” Cartmen says “ Oh will you shut up?!.” Kyle hissed “ or what? . You know what we did last summer.” Cartmen says as he fixated on kyles expression on his face .” Kyle what does he mean by that?.” Stan says worridly. “ Oh he didnt tell you that he kissed me last summer?!.” “Pathetic . I thought you already Told Stan. Oops cat got out of the bag.” Cartmen says laughing as He watched kyle start tearing up in the eyes . “ kyle? Please tell me,its okay i wont be mad ,we werent together then.” Stan says as he tried to Get kyle to open up. Kyle ran away to the bathroom sobbing . Stan Looked at Cartmen “ Good job fat ass.” Stan says following his boyfriend to the restroom,opening the door seeing the streams Run down kyles face “Oh baby.. its okay. I promise im not mad .” Stan says hugging the boy tightly. “I love you okay. You didnt hurt me okay? We werent together.” “I-i-i know but i made the promise and..” “you werent thinking. Its okay Kyle. I forgive you and im not mad.” “Y-You arent?!.” “No baby. I aint. Like i said Im here to protect you.” Stan kissed Kyle as they kissed back. “Thank you..” “Youre welcome Kyle. Im never gonna be mad at you for the past mistakes youve done.”

ELIO INSANE PERSON RAMBLINGS AFTER DISSECTING SEEING THE LEAK

Pt. 1 because I have more to say somehow erm.

Theres basically no content for him but hes sosooo cuteeeeee

Context: In my head he is a fly he has compound eyes like the fly loswr he is

CW: Leaks maybe spoilers??

[ Design/Symbolism (IMG A)

OK FIRST OBSERVE FLY EYES; Theyre compound and have millions of ‘bubbles’ in them. So in my head on elio would represent the different “bubble universes” or rather the millions of possibilities that although generally the same, slightly differ with different choices and outcomes

ELIO IS ALSO AKSHUALLY THE FLY ON THE WALL that phrase represents him really well considering although hes the leader hes the one in the limelight the least out of everyone and just gathers info while making plans. Flies are also considered filthy and sly and bottom feeders n pests and as a stellaron hunter he gets the same treatment as well

[ Function (IMG B)

But besides the appearance the actual function: This is pretty good symbolism for what he sees bc not only does he see a wider range of possibilities than the average person but he can also notice even the slightest movements which is ofc the slightest changes in a scenario that makes the outcome completely different and about flies being able to see things at a quicker pace; I heard that when u swat at a fly they see it in like slow motion and this is pretty symbolic of elio since he sees FARRR into the future wayyy before its even close to coming to fruition

[ Theories (IMG C)

A silly lil hc theory i have bc of this fact and because his alias is “Destiny’s Slave” is that he cant rlly control seeing the future much kind of like a premonition..????? Idk but i like to play with how herta calls all the stellaron hunters lunatics and him a maniac bc like. Its a little true. Theyre all a lil bit cray cray from what weve seen but theres method to their madness so im like hm well elio must have his quirks SO seeing the future so often without wanting to has him a little bit (crazy person hand gesture) so i imagine its a little overwhelming when he suddenly gets a “premonition” like when he suddenly sees the future its a bunch of scattered possibilities filling his mind but when he focuses on it they can converge to create a “perfect reality” where everything goes the best way possible

Also theres so many different “paths” the future holds like it could be the future for that day or the fate of the world or even the fate of the universe so i imagine he was either made/given this power specifically to puppeteer this specific outcome or “story” but its a little draining to think of the big picture constantly or think about things the bigger they are which is why he makes scripts day by day or week by week (????)

I also think he gets like reminders kinda like little flashes into some specific aspects that although he has seen hasnt really focused on or been able to think of bc theyr pretty far ahead and his head is already full so it being so overwhelming, just slipped his mind to kind of create a whole “chain of events” URGGHHH THIS IS SO HARD I CANT TELL IF HES OMNIPOTENT OR LEARNING ALONG THE WAY

I also found it interesting that he told kafka that she and stelle would “change each other” it heavily suggests that maybe he can force the thought of specific scenarios OR MAYBE in his “perfect reality” he has an already decided script which he doesnt deviate from so he already knows what to say. Otherwise how would he know how vague or how exact to be about what he tells people

In the alt ending in the credits hes listed as screenplay director and the screenplay directors are the ones pulling the strings yeah but as another character in the story or “movie” that means he knows exactly what his part is too and is therefore another puppet to be controlled OU LET ME COOK 👩‍🍳🍔🔥

i went to sleep yesterday instead of watching the eclipse episode BUT im here now and ready to suffer in a good way from the beauty that is akkayan

bRO

the parallels in this are crazy

the eclipse is filled with parallels and i love it so much

this is so funny, akk why do you keep saying that, hes gonna keep kissing you-

OHHHH HE KEEPS SAYING IT SO THAT AYE KEEPS KISSING HIM

I love them so much

i love the upside down kisses, it makes me think of the spiderman which makes me think of akk as spiderman which makes me think of how transmascs love spiderman which makes me have trans akk headcanons and ghjbdgfhjb i love it

GUYS YOU COULDVE SLEPT IN AN ACTUAL ROOM TOGETHER

YOU DIDNT NEED TO SLEEP THERE

THE OTHERS DIDNT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I LOVE YOU BUT YOURE SO SILLY

HES SO PRETTY HOW IS THIS MAN SO PRETTY

this scene is so funny

none of them even offer an excuse or explanation, they just run

what are namo and wat gonna do in the meantime while the others are doing their work 🤔🤔

HUZZAH I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

i think we all knew this would happen

WAT YOURE A GENIUS

HE'S MAKING THEM MAKE UP AS CHARACTERS WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY MAKE THEM MAKE UP IN REAL LIFE BC THEIR LINES ARE VALID POINTS

lets give it up for our lord and saviour, wat

pffffft

sorry i know this is an important moment but-

but aye is just so short

and its so funny to me

even tho i know im shorter than khaotung by 16cm

its still funny

"i really want you to see them hug. theyre like two people who truly love each other but believe in different things" GRHJBSGD

i love platonic watsani moments they make me happy

some of my favourite scenes in the actual show are platonic watsani moments

theyre both my favourite characters (only by a little bit tho bc theyre all my favourite characters)

im just terrified of them being coupled together and im so glad theyve kept them entirely platonic and havent changed it at all, cos like for os2 they completely deferred off the seanmaitee train tracks bc winnysatang became a thing, but im glad theyve kept watsani's dynamic exactly the same, it makes me happy

THE TRIO TOGETHER AGAINNNN i missed them

i know theyve been hanging out this whole time but its been ages since weve seen just these three hanging out, their little friend group who've known each other for years, and can read each other inside out

theyve known each other for six years specifically

which is a really freaking long time

thats since they were in... year 6? BRO IMAGINE HOW TINY THEY WERE

AWW

DO YOU SEE NOW

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS SO BEAUTIFUL

BHBJHVJHVJGV

"i think people hate or are afraid of something because they don't really understand it" KAN SPITTING FACTS

also gotta love the metaphor

look at how pretty this visual is

guess who im adding to my parents-to-destroy list

IM GONNA CRYYYY THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER AND COMFORT EACH OTHER AND WAT'S CRYING AND THEIR ARMS ARE AROUND EACH OTHER AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS SO BEAUTIFUL ITS KILLING ME

OMG

I KNOW WHATS COMING

THE HATS

THE FLIPIN HATS

IM GONNA HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN ABOUT A COUPLE OF HATS

THEYRE SO CUTE IM NOT OKAY

always, aye

aye, a summary: pretty

THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES

NOW IM HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN ABOUT BIKES

the gender on these two is immaculate

i want their gender please

NOOO THEYRE DOING A NUENGPALM THING

I KNOW THEYLL BE FINE BC THEYRE SOULMATES BUT NOOOO WHYYYY

"your mouth is messy." "your mouth is messy too" "wipe it for me" "with what?" "your mouth." HHHHHHHH

IM SMILING SO HARD I CAN BARELY SEE

LITTLE CHEEK KISS

i think akkayan's cheek kisses will be the end of me one day

there you go, communication, good job, finally

WHY DID YOU GUYS COME TOGETHER, HMMMM??

ZOOM ZOOM

oh you stronzo

he's finished the song, hasnt he

and hes gonna sing it to akk tonight for his birthday

OH NO

POOR NAMOOOO

all good tho, now he can date wat

sorry im being insensitive

i hope he feels better soon

am i crying because of how much i love these two human beings? maybe.

OMG FILM TIME

JGHSDKGEUISJDFGVOIERJDHGOIREJBDL

WAT IS SO FREAKING TALENTED

i find it so funny that theyre all peeing together

also having a wall separating the urinals is so smart why is that not a thing everywhere

ah shoot i ran out of images again, hang on

Midvale Gouger Info Post

Hey everybody! ive been researching this personfor a while and ive seen a lot of misinformation, so as someone who actually lives in midvale im here to set the record straight. if you didnt know the midvale gouger is a serial killer from midvale kentucky.

tw: eye trauma, rotting, mutilation

the midvale gouger has been around since around 2018, a new victim tends to be found about once a week and the news has stopped reporting on it. theres a page on the town police website cataloging victims and discovery locations but its kinda just become the new normal and weve all come to accept that we might be next, its kinda sad. i hate all the tourists who come here, i hate the gouger museum, i hate how the true crime fandom glorifies the gouger even though they are still alive.

a lot of people have been claiming that green leaves are found inside the bodies of the victims of the gouger, idk where this myth comes from. there is green stuff that looks like grass stains underneath the toe nails and fingernails of all the victims, but everything inside is already decomposing by the time the cops find them. another misconception ive seen a lot of is that the gouger is a man, in reality we have no idea who the gouger is, no finger prints have ever been found and they tend to avoid areas with security cams (peoples homes, public parks, etc.)

they are called the midvale gouger due to the fact that their victims are always found with gouged out eyes. another commonality besides the previously mentioned greenness is mutilated orifices and bloody nails. a lot of people think they just gouge out the eyes. no. its so much worse.

despite how long they have been active we know next to nothing about them. thats part of whats so scary about them. so yeah, please stop posting headcanons and mood boards about the gouger. it is increadibly rude and insensitive.

Random idea that I thought you might appreciate. The showrunners really leaned into the horror aspects of Macaque's powers in S3Ep4, and I can't help but think about how much nightmare fuel he would be with a more unhinged personality. Like say, transplant the personality of Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street into Mac and he would be truly terrifying, maybe even more than LBD. LBD at least operates on some sort of logic, but Mac would be motivated only by his own twisted sense of humor.

I LOVE THIS QUESTION OK IM ABOUT TO RAMBLE BUT I THINK ITS LEGIBLE AT LEAST

ok so part of the reason i love canon macaque is that hes literally Just Some Guy. his motives start and end at selfish 'ive been hurt, time to make other hurt' and thats it. like. everyone knew the story of DBK, and once DBK gained power again his plan was 'take over the city and rule'. same for spider queen, who wants to rule the city and LBD who wants to (control?) change the world but macaque doesnt want any of that, he has no higher purpose hes literally Just Some Random Guy that even MK doesnt know. so like him going off the rails? COMPLETELY unpredictable, noone would know what hes doing next, least of all him! its gonna come across much more joker-esque than evil warlord or controlling monarch (disclaimer- i havent seen with any media with the joker in since heath ledger and under red hood djdjdkddjd so its not a specific version joker im talking about) im gonna talk about the actual powers and then the horror part below a cut so it doesnt get too long

and, like you mentioned, his powers were done SO well in s3, the amount of times he dips in and out of the shadows, steps backwards into them, completely used to how they work, and how he changes the atmosphere when he turns up? MY GOD some of my actual favourite use of powers like that ive ever seen in media. hes COMPLETELY my aesthetic, and i LOVED how they used his powers in ep4, bathing everything in magenta and stark black, and the voice acting when he sings out 'its just you and me now~' WAS SO FUCKING COOL IM STILL REELING. NOW IMAGINE THAT SITUATION IF HE ACTUALLY WANTED TO HURT MK rather than just scare him. THATS TERRIFYING cause his powers are so so good for chaos, hes got bandages that can grab people, he can teleport, step in and and out of shadows, make whole buildings/vehicles out of clones, and while theyre in there he can just? drag them into the abyss?? and this is all stuff he did when he wasnt really hurting them that much, i dread to think what else he'd be able to do if he was out for blood.

and he already uses the scare factor quite a bit but like, the ability to separate people like that is really really good for horror. and hed think it was SO funny to do it. AND THE CONSTANT TALKING? hed watch some run through a shadow maze and just laugh at them and tell them all the ways they could die. i dont even think youd have to change his personality that much, just make him a bit more violent. (although im aware weve only seen him in the show at his very worst (around swk, the person who killed him, in s1&2, and then desperate and trying to escape an abusive situation in s3. this doesnt absolve him of anything but weve definitely only seen him at his worst times))

can you imagine? being stuck in the dark? void in all directions and the remains of the room you were in just cutting off in artificial darkness? you dont know where you are, you dont know where HE is, theres one light and youre staying under it in some illusion of safety because you KNOW he thrives in the shadows and maybe, just maybe if you stay in the light youll stand a chance. youre trying to stay quiet despite knowing he already knows where you are, trying to control your breathing and listen for him. is he circling out there just beyond where the light touches, waiting? can you bring yourself to step into the shadows or are you going to stay under the light until it- flickers. and flickers again. and then goes out. because it was an illusion of safety to begin with, and this was just a game for him, and he thinks is funny when he kills you. :D i love horror

rhe thing about kairi is that she is so underdeveloped to an utmost degree beyond any other kingdom hearts character even though she is the POINT of kh1. yes, sora and riku's relationship is in the forefront of kh1, but sora is searching for KAIRI hes mad at riku for what hes done to KAIRI. but she has 0 agency. she is asleep 90% of the game and for the last 10% she does nothing. naminé and larxene are the next original female characters introduced in chain of memories and immediately we see them have more interesting development and storylines and personalities than kairi. naminé suffers a bit from being a female character written by men who dont know how to write women, but she has struggles and she has her own motivations, she is complex. she feels jealous and wants sora to forget everything and stay with her, but she sacrifices those wants because she knows its for the greater good. larxene is an active antagonist and she is a ruthless villain, with agency and power in the narrative. jump to kh2, naminé has become basically a ghost, larxene is dead, and kairi has been captured again. we get moments in kh2 of some personality from kairi, certainly more from what weve seen, but ultimately she still lacks agency and doesnt do much. riku just sort of gives her a keyblade at the end and then shes there to reunite sora and riku, since finding riku is the point of kh2. they had the chance to make her do more in kh3 and while i appreciate that she at least is given a fighting chance it ultimately falls flat because her character revolves around sora. her existence is to support sora and riku's friendship. shes the case that is replace her with a rock and nothing changes. and im saying this as someone who loves kairi! shes fun! shes cute! shes sweet! shes snarky sometimes! but ultimately her personality is Nice Girl Who's Nice :) and there is an untapped well of potential for her to get some depth and it ultimately isnt there as the writers have made her character shallow that pales in comparison to her counterparts. but somehow people hate her EXISTENCE for this and thats what drives me crazy. even with all of these criticisms i have with the writing i still really like her and think that she needs to exist. and yeah sure sora and riku have much more chemistry and are written with such a beautiful bond that its hard to see it as anything other than accidental gay romance but sora and kairi is still there and its still sweet. soriku shippers hate kairi for whatever reason cause it gets in the way of their gay ship and thats whats frustrating. sora and kairi are clearly intended to have romantic undertones and while yes its a shame that kairis character is reduced to this, people shit on it for the wrong reasons. theres nothing wrong wirh sora and kairi's relationship, and its been there from the very start and its not going away. they both care a lot about each other and its sweet! kairi is hated on for merely existing but people dont take the time to step back and critique the way that she is developed and written, they just go for the jugular and perpetuate the misogyny that is already written into the franchise. you can have a problem with the way things are handled, but just shitting on a female character for existing in a male dominated cast written by men is just not cute. Can anybody hear me

homestuck reread #6: a5a2 part 2

this shit is so trippy and weird and honestly scary im actually scared. the context for the first image is that jade is entering a dream bubble for the first time since her dream self is dead. the second image is daves dreamself looking into the void and seeing like the horrorterrors. and then jade sees them too somehow in the dream bubble.... its honestly horrifying and has me quite perturbed.

it seems like she is also perturbed. and PISSED AWF

IM INCLINED TO AGREE WITH HIM. SUDDENLY HE SEEMS SENSIBLE AND NORMAL I WOULD SAY. I WOULD CALL HIM THESE THINGS.

this is so funny i thought this was just a jade karkat and future karkat interaction but then fucking dave just Appears out of nowhere . so cool

LOOK AT MY SON (do not look at his computer. we wont talk about it) HE IS SO REAL

okay so theres been tons happening but im pretty sure i never got an explanation as to why daves bro is just randomly on LOWAS (land of wind and shade) . and why jack knew he was there. like what are these freaks doing on my sons planet. should i keep calling him my son. gay daughter or thot son

hate these guys but love sword fights so net neutral (secretly cool)

DAVE SPRITE!!! weird that he also knew to come to lowas. i feel like i may be missing some critical information

they are so cute

this is how i talk to my friends on the internet. except maybe with meows

oh god i think this is where everything goes to shit . with umbral ultimatum as the soundtrack. really good song! anyway. gonna watch this now

this is so bad oh man oh god

well. at least theres this. L mans

stop talking to gray text stupid dumb. i think the fact that i find this funny proves that my brain needs to be studied

wow check out this awesome panel. vriska IS the fire. the irons.... are john? irons in the fire. its the thing she always says. i uh i think i lost the metaphor

YESSS HE DID IT HE DID THE [redacted]

what a fucking crazy amount of wind my son has just summoned. that is so much wind. its covering the whole planet!!!!

i love how matter of fact he is about it. like oh this giant swirling vortex covering my entire planet? oh i did that? oh thats cool.

i never read into this before but damn its crazy that feferi is dead here cause the last time we saw her she was literally fine. what could have happened..... ( i already know)

OH HELLYES . HELL FUCKING YES I LOVE THIS SONG

me to your fucking house

dawwwwww

no need to serve this hard??? but pop off i guess....

not you too....

er okay tavros just tried to make jade his girl friend without even really knowing her and he was being really annoying and kind of an asshole while doing it and then she let him down nicely but then vriska was like bro that was the worst thing i have ever seen and was very VERY mean to him about it (maybe even more than he deserved) and then admitted to being the reason why jack noir is a super powerful evil creature now AND BONUS SHE GOT A VERSION OF DAVE KILLED >:((((

i dont wanna dwell on that though because one of my favorite parts of the comic is coming up right now :3

fun fact: "heir transparent" "doctor" and "planet healer" are all songs of john egbert :D

ANYWAY ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!YESSSSSSSSILOVE GAMING !!!! SBURB

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he did it :)

i think this is a good place to end this one . general thoughts right now? huge. pog. things are happening. plans are being formed. i kind of glossed over them but rose and dave are planning to explode the green sun. john just went god tier. and jade is finally in. on the trolls side of things we finally understand why their session went wrong at the last moment, but it seems like even more has gone wrong since weve seen them last? feferi is dead. tavros wants to kill vriska. what could possibly happen next. tune in next time . i dont know when it will be. probably tomorrow. what with all the waiting i'll be doing.

*swings bat a hornets nest* ok but like what DID odalia know about the day of unity? when alador told her to stop helping the emperor he was really vague about it like “oh no odalia were going to hurt ppl” like alador honey king literally told you everyone was going to die maybe be more urgent with your warning. even if odalia wanted to be “royalty” theres no point in that if theres no one to rule over and extort money from so she couldn’t have supported the plan if she knew it was going to kill everyone.

she and her husband both also have a sigil. i dont think we ever see hers but it doesn’t make any sense for her not to have one. she’s a reputable business woman who flaunts her membership in the oracle coven and did cool oracle magic in her custody battle with her husband. the government wouldn’t have allowed such a public figure to not have a sigil. she was only in on belos’s plan since escaping expulsion so even if belos would make an exception for an ally to not get a sigil (which he wouldn’t he hates all witches) odalia still would have been pressured into getting one years ago when she was finishing her education.

she very pointedly looked at her sigil when alador was telling her about the spell. she couldn’t have gotten it off after she found out about the day of unity bc it doesn’t seem like there’s a way to do that. if there was belos wouldn’t have freaked out that much when luz sigiled him in king’s tide. and again. belos wouldn’t allow that because he wants her and all the other witches to die. (and no she wasn’t doing illusion magic in that scene in COTH thats just a summoning spell weve seen other sigiled characters do it)

(not to mention if she didn’t have her sigil, then the show would be drawing a parallel between her and eda for being practitioners of wild magic. it would be an interesting parallel to see luz’s mom embrace her wild magic and use it regularly while amity’s mom hides that part of herself to fit into polite society. while eda’s wild magic helped her encourage luz to rebel against the system odalia’s wild magic would have made her try to force amity into the emperor’s coven, where she could practice the same magic as her mom did but in a legal way. however obviously the show isn’t doing that so there’s no reason for odalia to get special treatment from belos to not have a sigil. even less reason for her to know the full truth of the day of unity, something that even the coven heads didn’t know.)

speaking of the coven heads it seems they were the only ones that knew the day of unity was a “draining spell.” and the coven heads seemed to think the drained magic would bring them to paradise somehow. was odalia told the same thing? did she think her magic would be drained but its okay bc belos would reward her? did she think she would somehow be exempt from the spell so she (and her family) would keep their magic? if she thought her family would lose their magic then is that why she signed amity up for the emperor coven tryouts after she started doing business with belos? because when everyones magic is gone the other covens would be useless except for the emperors?

is it just like. the lifetime of brainwashing she went through as a resident of the boiling isles making her unwilling to question belos too hard? i know shes supposed to represent one of those irl billionaires that bury their heads in the sand and profit off the world burning down. but theres a difference between knowing youre making money off of poor ppl in your factories dying of preventable workplace injuries and knowing that literally tomorrow you and every person in your society will die. even if odalia didnt care about her husband or her kids she would still be personally affected. and if she knew that she would be killed literally the next day then she wouldn’t care about the money. so like. what did belos tell her?

This may seem like a weird thing to praise, but! In Hades (I think its been a while since I've played) the game not only gives you the option of being with multiple people (having a crush on Dusa and respecting her wishes to be friends and being with Thanatos And Meg) it also gives you the option I think to reject them. Like you dont Have to be in a relationship with anyone either, or if you want you can pick and choose who to be in a relationship with. Really the game gives you all the options and doesnt force you one way or another which is nice and you get to see the relationships unfold / the game is written so you can See the chemistry between the characters.

In LO we have... Persephone being in 1 technical relationship (with Hades and theyve been on maybe one date over a period of knowing each other for 1 month before being seperated for 10 yrs and despite only going on 1 date and not even really being together theyve discussed / act like their married already in the sense of "we barely know each other but we Will get married eventually no matter what despite just getting into a relationship after 10 yrs apart and knowing each other for a short while. And with hades saying Persephone is now thanatos' step mom.... ) and her only other sex / relationship experience isn't experience... Its rape.

Hades has other romantic / sexual relationship experience (with at least Minthe that weve seen). Persephone has none of that. She doesn't get to experience romance outside of hades. Which sucks. She had 10 yrs apart from him and yeah maybe there arent many options but even with her complaining about not having sex, there are options other than hades' dick.

(Even Hades was given the option of Leuce ... In a gross transactional way but still). Persephone didnt / doesn't get any options other than Hades and all that really does is highlight how inexperienced she is compared to him when it comes to relationships and shows how she still acts like a teen and goes into the trope of "naive young girl / older wiser man" which... Isn't... Bad.... But I personally am not a huge fan of.

^^^

just all this-

thinking really hard abt pokemon today instead of working on my finals... you know what. every time weve seen cyrus again since gen 4 has been from a different timeline usually pulled from dp like in masters or another timeline entirely like in usum.... next time we see him one day i want it to be him from platinum. thats when he was at his lowest and you saw him have a breakdown before storming off and walking even further into the distortion world... how long is he in there for all by himself. time doesnt flow in there but it passes in the normal world, how long has he been in there for? either by his own stubbornness refusing to leave or the portal outside actually closing and hes stuck in there? who knows. i know that hed go crazy though theres nothing TO there no secrets to unlock and power to get in order to attempt his plan again, its empty save for giratina

weve only seen cyrus in other games basically yoinked into them from his timeline where he was in the middle of accomplishing his plan or recently failed or whatever... i want to see platinum cyrus again after years and years of complete isolation where hes lost his mind even more can i see him deranged. having given the eternal time to think maybe he was wrong. maybe another portal opens up somewhere else and he can leave i want to see him again somewhere else... it would be cool if he came back as a villain again and even more scary and unstable BUT i also think it would be quite funny if he just appeared somewhere else in the world/another timeline faller style and was too bewildered/fucked up to go do evil things again and hes like a shitty little dog shivering with the crusties in its eyes. a rip in space time appears in the middle of a field in johto and he crawls out and collapses onto the grass (real living grass! he hasnt seen that in an eternity!) because he hasnt aged a day in the distortion world and the passage of time and stability of space are sure to fuck up his body for a little while. hes lying there face down in the cool grass battered and deranged and a miltank comes up and starts chewing on his messy hair. he doesnt stop it

arc v episodes 41-50 thoughts! :3

-41 answered a Lot of my questions and raised more, just like every other ep in the last stretch, lol. so, reiji got to academia when he was younger! (unclear how young exactly, but he looked between 14-15 if im being generous…? it said it was 3 years ago I think, so that puts him around 18? he looks older than 18 imo adjkf make him more babyfaced…) using a portal? did he build it or did he find it from where his dad mustve come thru it?

-interestingly, he says to his dad something like 'you abandoned me and mom!' …no mention of layra? were they not born yet? are they possibly an adopted refugee from xyz dimension? I say adopted bc 1. layra is clearly traumatized by SOMETHING and I think a War would fucking do that. 2. assuming they hadnt been born yet and his dad stayed in fusion dimension, his mom either got a new partner (and, we havent seen her with anyone else? except. maybe the bodyguard JKDSHKJF hes my other suspect. but then that wouldnt explain why theyre so TRAUMATIZED, either.) …or LEO had a kid with a woman in fusion world and tried to train them as a child soldier and reiji saved his new sibling?? like he was trying to save serena? I dont KNOW yet these are my Theories tho based on what weve been shown. yet layra is def older than 3 yrs old LMAO so where'd they come from...

-reiji's dad gives a vague statement like 'its to fuse the dimensions/combine them' or something. ok? how does that benefit you sir, and why is turning everyone from xyz into cards going to help with that? we keep seeing a big machine, and what looks like cards(?) being fed into it (I have to assume the cards ppl are trapped in) …many questions

-i KNOWWWW all the fusion kids are heavily indoctrinated so its hard for me to be mad at serena or sora, honestly, its clear she thinks leo is keeping her captive bc she thinks he thinks shes not strong enough. which is Wrong, clearly he wants to Use Her for Something, but she obv doesnt think that yet and wants to PROVE HERSELF just like sora wanted to do… reiji says smth like 'if you dont team up with me now we'll be enemies' which. I ALSO get since he wants to protect HIS city/world from his own father (very fucked and sad) its TOUGH though bc I like both of them n i dont want them to fight! she KNOWS reiji wanted to help her escape when she was little! AUGH. it hurts :( Im sure theyll be buds by the end of the series but Still I want them to be friends NOW!!!

-ok yuzu's dad being so HYPED to see her on tv being like 'THERE SHE ISSSS MY LITTLE GIRL SHES SO CUTE IM SO PROUD YESSS LOOK AT HER!!!' ME. ME TOO DUDE. WE ARE THE SAME. I KIN HER DAD NOW. I LOVE yuzu and want her to WIN!!!!

-'i'll never duel like I did against kachidoki again' yuya honey its ep 41 as I'm pausing to type this. You Absolutely Will. you're in a yugioh series. Be Genre Aware. you WILL go crazy Go Wild again. sorry! (i'm sure you and yuto will figure it out and itll be FINE in the end, but willing to bet it happens 2-3 more times before then

-interesting theres something called obelisk force…its been a MINUTE since I watched gx, but all of the dorms were named after slifer, obelisk, and ra, right? so…it implies the god cards still exist(ed?) in this world for fusion dimension to have called this force that, right? so dm..happened? ? is dm just the past of the fusion dimension, then? (but also, 5ds is implied to be the future from gx and exists separately somehow in another dimension and!!! AUGH!!! BRAIN WORKING SO HARD TO TRY TO GUESS HOW THIS ALL WORKS)

-leo implies he KNOWS why serena looks like yuzu but tells sora he doesnt need to know. but has he considered /i/ want to know. pls.

-very surprised sora is coming back this early at all, or is healed….i expected it to be a While! I hope yuzu and yuya talk him out of taking serena back tbh. theyre FRIENDS and he rly seemed to genuinely LIKE them. bet they'll have an Angsty duel over it…yuzu's dad immediately being like 'dw we'll get sora back!' he rly does kin me. sir we've been on the same wavelength since ep 1. hes my self insert

-ok yuya's mom makes me so uncomfortable with the constant 'michy' stuff. lady hes the same age as your son, chill…and root for your actual son, tf. cringefail mom

-can I just say how I love in entertainment dueling everyone has a Gimmick. theres samurais. there's literal Knights. idol girl duelists. its so FUN, of course you'd have a THEME to stand out! to an extent its always been that way for pro duelists in ygo I feel like, or at least ppls decks reflected them a bit, and this feels like a natural progression of that. like, yuya leans into the circus theme a BIT but he could commit more to it imo. bring back the full clown outfit from ep 1. or a ringleader outfit like his dad seems to have? thatd be FUN. -actually, do you think he knows Circus Stuff? like can yuya juggle. can he ride a unicycle. can he make balloon animals. etc. go all in or go home.

-ok…so reiji's plan to keep the city from panicking about the other dimensional invaders looking for serena is…to turn the city into a huge duel grounds for a battle royale for the tournament. surely the entire city's population isnt in that stadium/indoors… I GUESS he trusts his lil squad to go duel them all, but we already know all the duelists who are in the tournament will be involved and have to step in since theyre the main characters…why not just?? tell them too?? I feel like theyd all be willing to duel to Save Their City & be able to keep it secret..surprising them with it is a dick move.

-i know. i KNOW before even checking that every single human person whos watched this show sees olga and thinks the same damn thing. shes an elsa anna frozen fusion. but she IS! SHE IS!!!! JSDKFJJK.

-the kid yuzu is dueling is SO cute. the ENGLISH LMAO. WHY IS IT RANDOM ENGLISH WORDS AND NOT TURKISH OR KURDISH?? hes from anatolia! his clothes dont look quite right from what I can tell, either… confused. but at least hes super nice despite my..qualms about how he's being portrayed otherwise…yuya, meanwhile, is dueling some ASSHOLES.

-btw can I just say I appreciate the pacing here? showing multiple duels with minor charas in one ep so we can get to the more important ones faster? not that I SUPER mind fillerish eps lol

-dennis…from BROADWAY LDS?? like CALIFORNIA?? I mean he has an incredibly American Name so. I assume thats right but…lmao. american guy. tbh when he got penalized for entering a duel and lost 2000 lp, yuya shouldve lost that duel. he was down to 200 lp, the other player was going to win before dennis did that. why is yuya not out entirely? idc if the opposing duelists are dicks. they werent CHEATING or anything, having him stay in and DENNIS ONLY getting penalized is stupid. I KNOW I'm supposed to want to take yuyas side here, and I do let a good bit of 'bc hes the protag!' bullshit slide (like always magically getting the right cards, thats ygo standard! but stuff like this annoys me…sometimes its ok for him to take the L. (ok, and I still think itd be funny for a protag not to win a championship thing…)

-dennis said 'yeehaw' while riding his monster. this deserved its own mention

-dennis was able to snap yuya out of his lil Moment, which is Good. he IS an accurate portrayal of a californian, tho. I will not elaborate.

-ep 44 called sora attacks. insert the 'we are fucking under attack' meme (NO BUT REALLY I DIDNT REALIZE I MISSED HIM SO MUCH. I GUESS. HES MY SONBOY NOW. JDKHFJKN GLAD HES COMING BACK!! MENTALLY PREPPING!! FOR ANGST)

-halil and olga and michio are all such cute minor charas i want them to be a bff trio…

-immediately the way dennis cornered yuzu gave me HIVES where did he pull that rose from. it didnt feel like he was hitting on her like the parents thought (btw yoko continues to be extremely Weird about kids her sons age…eugh), it felt vaguely Bad Vibes. why was it framed like that D: cannot say I trust him very much now! (esp since he very quickly introduced himself as yuyas friend…then again. americans are Kind of Like that. I speak from experience when I say when I talk about acquaintances to other ppl ill be like 'oh my friend said/did this or that' SO. CANNOT RLY TALK PERSONALLY.)

-halil's english is better than dennis's and dennis is supposed to be american, lmao

-yuya and shun talking abt all the dimensional stuff/yuto on live tv…just air all the laundry guys. (but also, reiji very quickly cut the feeds when the academia warriors showed up, so…good for him to keep public panic down ig…even tho im of the opinion maybe the public Should Know, tbh)

-sora being in charge of a bunch of fusion goons that look like grown ass adults LMAO imagine taking orders from a 13 yr old. embarrassing

-'thats against the rules!' is the funniest thing you could say as a reaction to seeing your friend get turned into a duel monster card before your very eyes.

-lunalights are so godamn cute im going to DIE if I dont make a deck of them immediately

-ohhkay there was a visual of yuya and yuto walking side by side and the pendulum necklace swinging between them. this is symbolism right. theyre the two sides of the swinging scale, but their feelings of rage are united in this little duel against obelisk force (yuto seeing heartlanders get carded, yuya seeing the knights earlier get carded) …i SAID EARLIER yuya repressing emotions is BAD (smile when u wanna cry is BAD advice) and this feels like. well. 2 of their Rages Overlayed (hehe xyz metaphor) but really…not unjustified rage? what the fusion dimension is doing is fucked up! its ok! to be mad about it and fight back!

-ok, the entire city got SEALED OFF FOR THE BATTLE ROYALE. ENTIRELY. TOTALLY INSANE THING TO DO REIJI, BUT I GET IT. its keeping people safe. but i imagine the ppl of the city are like, majorly inconvenienced over this…it only last 24 hours, right? still would be Annoying

-yoko could you act fucking concerned about your son instead of being weird about teenagers. for ONE second. then she made a very fucking gross racial comment about halil TOO MY GOD throw this whole woman away that is so creepy and bad. i wanted to like her bc she adopts lil animals and stuff and is involved which is rare for a ygo parent, but them playing these comments for jokes is legit making me grossed out and mad

-'you may not exit during the battle royale' WHAT. I GET THE REAL REASON WHY. BUT NO WAY PPL WOULD STAY IN A STADIUM 24 HOURS STRAIGHT. AT LEAST NOT EVERYONE…TF.

-yugo seems so confused constantly and I relate. 'every time this glows I get teleported!' dude. sound a little more worried! also something very funny about everyone constantly misnaming him and the SUBTITLES ALSO DOING IT BY CALLING HIM HUGO. also just revving his bike aggressively like 'STOP BEING UNCONSCIOUS' LMAO??? hes so funny already. also his hair color combo is so cute, 2nd fav yu design next to yuri so far (cannot beat pink+purple combo, tho)

-hey. gongenzaka pinning yuya while theyre both pinned under a column and yuya thrashing and yelling n growling while his eyes are glowing? straight out of the fucking exorcist. huge fan of whatever the hell is going on. then everyones pinning him, HE BIT AND PUNCHED SOMEONE TRYING TO ESCAPE. VERY very concerned as to why the hell hes suddenly a fucking Demon but alright! kind of obsessed with the vibes of that. More Feral Protags in general

contender for funniest screenshot yet. seriously, there had better be a ton of paranormal aus for this shit since its CANON hes posessed by Some Sort of Demon, right.

-OK…so meiru is legit, since she can see two souls in yuya…AND SOME KIND OF DARKNESS TRYING TO 'OVERWHELM THE TWO SOULS' WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. SOME KIND OF OUTER DIMENSIONAL DEMON?? (this is ygo, so it would be some kind of evil Card Spirit or something I Bet…) CHRIST DID NOT EXPECT THAT. DO AN EXOCISM FOR THAT AND LEAVE YUTO IN THERE…WE CAN ALL BE BUDS AFTER THAT

-aww the ninjas are surprisingly chill bros! I really really like them ;w; just guys who help for the sake of being good and kind!!

-is he…….u know…..

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-I get the logic behind yuzu and serena switching clothes and appreciate serena being at least willing to try to hear shun out. however, how would u realistically mistake them for each other w their hair being SO different even when their faces are the Same. and also, so far, yuzu and serena didnt have the same reaction yuto/yuzu had. to be FAIR those boys didnt freak out and go murdery until their monsters resonated in a duel, I think. still, it cracks me up how RATIONAL and calm the girls were scheming together. yuzu real protag for real now that yuya is possessed. he must be the damsel yuzu saves from his own inner demons. >:3

-dennis is with yuri/fusion world. knew he was sus. never trust an american (wait is he fr american or just pretending LMAO has he ever actually been to broadway. I need to know)

-WHY THE HELL WERE THEY SLEDDING IN A BATHTUB? WHERE DID THEY GET THAT.

-yuzu thinking yuri is yugo. my god this series like like. the parent trap x4… 'ruri and rin' so now we have all (4) yuya and yuzu counterpart names, right? …weird how yuya's are all yu names but serena, rin, yuzu, and ruri seem to have..no naming scheme in common that I can tell?? maybe it's one of those things that makes more sense when reading it in japanese or something…

-oh my god yugo is THEE definition of 'idk whats going on but its FUCKED and im gonna HELP without THINKING' HE IS PERFECT.

-WOW. shingo forced himself into reijis lil batcave . love that for him, yes come back to the plot!!! force your way into the plot!!!

-cannot stop laughing over yuzu just teleporting yuri away. goodbye forever!

-yuya confirmed yuto isnt whats making him go crazy, it for SURE is some kind of Demon (HIS OWN WORDS.) I…my theory so far was smth abt both of them together and their feelings mixing was what was causing it bc of some kind of interdimensional clash or smth. but nope. demon. where did it COME FROM. WHY IS IT IN HIM?? HOW LONG AS IT BEEN IN HIM?? WEVE NEVER HAD HINT OF IT BEFORE THE OTHER YU'S SHOWED UP.

-I WONDER if its the reason he can pendulum summon? how does that ability fit in? this dimension is 'standard' apparently and all the other summoning methods are here. in all other 3 dimensions, theres only (1) method. so. either 'standard' is actually 'pendulum' dimension and something happened where all the other dimensions kinda leaked in, or…theres another?? dimension?? or pendulum is smth…from outside of the main 4…? are we SURE there's only four, bc I know Link Summoning is also a thing in later series, lol... (also..it is called arc v..v being a roman numeral for 5, right?...or?? does it stand for smth at all? gonna be real honest, I still dont kno what the gx or 5ds in gx/5ds stood for. lol)

-ok, crazy theory…its from outside of the dimensions (like, a… space eldritch being) that snuck into this one and got into yuya like yuto seems to be (is…yuto going to be able to get out of yuya at any point btw JKSDHFK how conscious is he at any given time? ? is he like. like hes ALIVe right, kind of…in spirit form for some reason, unclear on details. can we take him back to xyz world n he'll be able to pop out again. JSADSJDFK REMAINING HOPEFUL. I cant even be sad about him 'dying' bc i still dont. believe he is dead for reals)

-yuya's demon is obv evil and malicious. actually, BOTH YUTO /AND/ YUGO earlier had the 'kill destroy bite kill' eye glowy moment. so it begs the question if the demon thing isnt in ALL of them somehow…ok, furthering my Theory, the demon split into 4s and went into all of them since they seem to be kinda the same personish but in diff dimensions/raised differently?? and maybe yuris more fucked up than the others bc 1. childhood indoctrination 2. giving into that Things influence more? dont rly know but this is my Theory given what we KNOW when im typing this (ep 47)

-yuya then goes on to say no matter what he will duel with smiles and stuff. $5 says hes gonna befriend that demon too s0 yami and yugi style. this is ygo I KNOW friendship can tame the Beast. or theyll rip it out and duel it. or have an 'inside your inner mind' duel with it. or something like that…have the other yu's had experiences with it or did it rly not start acting up until they met? hm

-the V in arc V stands for Very Curious…

-SHUN FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. OOF. rolled all the way down…………feel bad for laughing but I did . I laughed A Lot

-ok, the demon thing seems to respond to strong negative emotions (every time someone gets carded, sora not listening to yuya when he was trying to tell him this was wrong…) yuya was able to calm It Down by thinking of yuto's…last words…but like. he Needs to Feel His Feelings at some point. (and id argue being mad in this situation is perfectly justified, like, any other time, if he didnt have a rage demon in him?? feels a bit like a bruce banner/hulk situation…) I cant wait for the yuya learns yoga and meditation arc

-i knew sora and yuya were about to duel. he keeps saying 'we were NEVER friends I was just messing around whatever we cant become FRIENDS from a DUEL' have some genre awareness dude. ur gonna be friends. or else. (but also, he never seemed like he was malicious towards anyone in standard. hes actually told yuya to back off several times bc he . obv doesnt WANT to hurt him or prob didnt want him involved in the first place…theyre FRIENDSSS. i love ygo friend plots so much. makes me all warm and fuzzy :)c )

-we got layras first lil smile AAAAHG im so glad…baby deserves to smile (and it was bc the other kid said they were like reiji AWW cmon man. thats cute…)

-sorry, I just realized…has shingo been swapping his deck types each duel?? JASDHF LAST TIME IT WAS LIKE, FURRIES OR SOMETHING. NOW ITS DIFFERENT…. thats so funny, has there ever been a character to do that? (ik the protags usually get new cards over the course of the shows, but not entirely new decks…)

-ok, ok, it must be pointed out, while she was running from yuri, yuzu did some SICK flips (and she did some cool gymnastic moves in her duel with masumi), and sora did some sick flips too during his duel with yuya. in the entertainment duel school do they get taught gymnastics, too? like they must, right? very fun. side note, every time sora does these stupid little flips with his suckers in his mouth i keep worrying hes gonna choke JKSDHK

-'/I/ chased academia away!' yes shingo you absolutely did, great job bud.

-there was NO need for reiji to stand like this up there. lmao extra king

-yuya got worried when they all realized serena ISNT yuzu, then looked at sora (accusingly?) and sora immediately Ran Away. where u goin bud? going to find ur friend yuzu, perhaps?

-yuya rly said 'who gives a fuck abt the lancers. ppl are being CARDED, REIJI.' and CRIED. do NOT like yuya tears :( but also, he needs it. let it out dude, cry as much as u need to. this is scary and ur 14.

-holy shit, new op already??? uhhh op 1 still my favorite in terms of song for sure, but thats def new domino right? and JACK MY FRIEND JACK!!!! IN THE OPENING!!!!!! HIIIII JACK :D so excited…… it looks like yuzu's gonna be hangin out with yugo in new domino for a bit which is SO FUN!!! living such a hot girl summer with her many yu-friends

-im glad serena clarified it wasnt reiji's fault,, bc like. hes been trying to HELP nonstop and has been organizing stuff like the lancers for that. also, serena in general is just super cool and honest such a chad <3 (I do understand yuya being angry over this tho, he thinks yuzu was carded…)

-oh the abrupt duel between reiji and yuya when reijis just trying to explain what happened to heartland lol…ok? it was like. very sudden. I know its yuto inside of yuya getting worked up, but yuto is the one who was willing to explain it earlier to yuya many many eps ago, so..why is he suddenly freaking out? reiji kind of lacks tact but he wasnt being overly rude or anything, and he fr is just trying to protect their home, so…?? everyone CHOSE to fight, its not like reiji was puppeting them like yuya keeps saying tbh…you think any of ur friends wouldve sat around while their home was under attack?? feels like yuya is just upset and needs someone to direct it at whos in front of him, but its severely misdirected anger

-very funny shun and serena are just standing on the sidelines, calmly talking, while reiji and yuya are dueling. if anything the two of them should be the ones mad since theyre on opposite sides of a war, but theyre so…open to talking!! why are reiji and yuya the ones dueling lmao!!

-'I HavE nO inTEntION OF JOinING THE laNCErs' yuya says, then 5 seconds later: ed starts showing 'LANCER SELECTION' with yuya in the middle and hanging out with all of them LMAOOO ur the main character u dont get to Not Join the Little Mandatory Club to save the World. yaaay serena seems to be in it too! I kinda figured she would so not a huge surprise, considering shes been so willing to listen and have her mind changed p easily. I really like her, yuzu is still my fav girl in arc v but serena is Very Cool :)

-also, new ED is def my favorite out of the first 3! (guessing there'll either be 5 or 6 in the end, gonna try and keep track and rank them at the end...so far this 3rd ED and the first OP are my favs!)

PERCY FOR THE ASK MEME PLS--

WHOOPS almost entirely missed this one, ok here we go

> First impression honestly, almost entirely neutral! she was Immensely charming though, with her Percyisms and her Immediate Drawing Of A Sword, which is immensely helpful since cop characters can be very. They Have A Way Of Being Written.

> Impression now she is so good. she is literally so good i like her so much. its hard for me to dislike any of the cast, but percy specifically reminds me of the early epithet days, and it fills me with so much joy. she has so much joy attached to her and its so nice! though thats slightly less Character Writing and more Me Being Biased.  genuinely, im very fascinated to see where her writing goes. her character harmonizes SO well with the genre, her execution is absolutely Flawless and her manner of speaking haunts me To This Day. she is so cool and she deserves the Entire World.

> Favorite moment honestly, gotta give it to the forest chase with percy too! the dynamic between the redwood trio in that scene was absolutely Peak, and her character had so many chances to shine in it-- the quick-witted and the silly. it was honestly just a blast to watch all around! also special shoutout to her scene with molly right at the start of redwood. its short, but Immensely powerful.

> Idea for a story honestly... i just wanna see her interact with molly again sdjghkdsjf love love Love percy-adopts-molly stories but ALSO their dynamic is Immensely Powerful, from what weve seen of their um... one and a half scenes together. its the fact that percy and molly are both completely immersed in the silly worldbuilding of the genre, while molly is slightly more genre-savvy than she is. watching these two tackle a problem together would be Immensely powerful, and i feel like their characters would bounce off of each other Really Well in a collaborative scenario. they are so silly.

> Unpopular opinion i... genuinely dont think i have one! like sure, theres different interps of her ive seen that i didnt vibe with, but thats like... more Vague and less Specific, so i dont think that’d count! i just look at percy and go :)

> Favorite relationship gotta vouch for percy+ramsey and percy+molly for this one. the latter is Mostly Assumptions but watching percy and ramsey bounce off of each other was IMMENSELY fun in the redwood arc-- probably one of my favorite bits of it. seeing the banter and the synergy between them just instantly was just. chefs kiss. theyre so silly!

> Favorite headcanon i have been thinking about this for like 30 minutes and i Genuinely cannot remember any. percy has always simply been percy! could be the line between “popular hc” and “just canon” is Immensely blurred for me at this point, but im gonna have t skip this one this time :o

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