more eclipse incorrect quotes because im broken
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Wat: I told Akk that his ears turn red when he lies.
Sani: Do they?
Wat: No.
Sani: Then why did you tell him that?
Wat: Because I can do this.
Wat: Hey Akk! Do you love us?
Akk, with his hands over his ears: No.
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Wat: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Namo: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Kan: And you just ran away?!
Wat: I didn't expect him to flirt back!
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Namo: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
(but this one is actually all of them)
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Wat: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Akk: I'm a knife.
Aye, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
(just kidding, they alternate. they both wanna hug and be hugged and i love them)
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Waree: Is there something you would like to say, Sani?
Sani: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.
(sani during that one scene was ICONIC i love her so much)
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*out grocery shopping*
Wat: *takes a free sample twice*
Wat: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
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Kan: *tapping fingers on table*
Wat: *taps fingers back furiously*
Aye: …What’s going on?
Akk: Morse code. They’re talking.
Kan: -.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. -.- . / - .... . / ... . -.-. ..- .-. .. - -.-- / --. ..- .- .-. -..
Wat: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
(morse code translation: you like the security guard)
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Aye: How do you want your coffee?
Akk: Black, like my soul.
Aye:
Aye: Akk, your soul is a latte.
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Namo: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Aye: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Kan: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Wat: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Akk: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
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Akk: All snacks are gone.
Aye: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!
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Wat: May luck (and this picture of Akk eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Wat: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Namo: Go the fuck to sleep Wat.
(it was a crime of them to give us NOTHING of watnamo sleeping in the same cabin in os2, and i wholeheartedly believe this happened)
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Thua: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
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Akk: You're a lying piece of shit!
Aye: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Akk: I'm leaving and I'm taking Singto with me!
Sani, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
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Aye: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Namo: Okay, but what is updog?
Kan: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Wat: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Thua: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Akk: Surely, that’s Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Aye: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Wat: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Kan: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Namo: What’s a henway??
Aye: Oh, about five pounds.
(i just think they would all mess with namo like this)
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Aye: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Aye: Oh god, you have Namo
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Aye: Hey, Akk. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Akk: I like sunflowers.
Akk, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
(AKK SUNFLOWER BOI HE IS A LITTLE FLOWER I LOVE HIM)
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Thua: Mice are having sex in my walls.
Wat: Tattletale!
Namo: You're just being ungrateful.
Kan: It's their home too, you know.
Aye: So what? Don't slutshame them.
Thua: The mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.
(bro this is what you get for outing people)
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Sani: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Thua: Schrödinger's boys.
Namo: FUCK!
Kan: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Aye: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Aye: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Sani: …
Thua: …
Namo: …
Kan: …
Aye: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
(sani young millennial / old gen z teacher we love her, aye gremlin meme child we love him)
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Namo: I will not let you down.
Kan: Sounds fun.
Aye: K.
Wat: No, I'm fucking not.
Aye again: Do I have to be?
Akk: Please god, I am so tired.
(thua didn’t really feel like he fit any of those options which is why hes not there)
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Aye: Chadok’s gonna kill me.
Akk: No, he’ll probably make me do it.
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Akk, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Kan: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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Akk: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
Aye: Correction: the only straight you are is straight-up babygirl.
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*Akk and Aye looking at a locked gate into a park*
Akk: Aw. :(
Aye: You know what they say.
Akk: Please don’t-
Aye: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Akk: Frick-
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thats all for now!
ill be back, i promise.
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