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#it's the sapphic rite of passage
moonlightsapphic · 10 months
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wait wait wait wait so are we just not gonna talk about Nimona’s homoerotic childhood best friendship with Gloreth who turned out to be a brainwashed terf and then how it all ended with a traumatic breakup ooorrrrr
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pinkfey · 11 months
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girls when they think about the ex best friends they were in unrequited gay love with
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aceyanaheim · 8 months
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if the writers weren't cowards Debbies LI for this season would have been Holly
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friendsiguess · 11 days
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I want to draw this with Monica and Rachel but I can't decide who should be who
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YOUR OCS. can you talk about them 😳👉👈 im intrigued by their crimes
*CLAPS MY HANDS TOGHETER* I’VE AWOKEN OK. SO. RIGHT INTO IT.
Quick rundown of the world they’re in- monsters exist!! And people have to live amongst them even though most of them are very dangerous! So anyways into the murder lesbians :]
Janette Biswar (she’s 47 and suffering/hj) or otherwise this lady:
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(oh no the way the images layout lmao but the last one is done by @iersei!) She’s an unwilling cult leader with the church her mum used to run (which is a cult omg) being handed down to her basically! (she completed a rite of passage to be the leader in her teens which was murder she does not like that) And at the moment she’s trying to dismantle the cult to make it a normal cult but then Adele Beckett turns up-
This is Adele Beckett (46 and loving her life/hj)
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(i don’t draw her enough and the art on the right is also done by iersei!) SHE’S A COP! (acab) She also fights the monsters in the world they’re in. Transphobic and aro-phobic btw. She gaslight gatekeep girlbosses on a regular basis. (She has a husband called Josh that she was highschool sweethearts with him- he’s transmasc so they were a sapphic couple in the early years)
Onto the actual plot- a cop and a priest walk into a bar basically. (i’m not even joking) so they both do that and they flirt things are said and done woahh (they kiss holy shit :0) They end up sleeping togheter but before that janette was like ‘heyy i’m aro-spec let me explain what that means and how i don’t do romantic relationships” and Adele is like “uh huh. definetly listening” she isn’t. she does not care at all. So basically they have a friends with benefits relationship but then Janette is like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A HUSBAND” since adele is not polyamorous and did not tell Josh about it.
They split up, and don’t talk for a while until Adele’s son, Ryan, ends up being involved in a cult ritual that ends up with him getting his arm chopped off. Adele knows who did it (janette who did not agree to that ritual) and ended up getting revenge. In the form of arson. She was mostly commiting arson because she was just annoyed at Janette and a little bit for her son she isn’t a good mum. So Janette gets burnt alive and then ends up getting resurrected by weird blue spirits called Sprites that curse her with if she cuts her skin, little blue flowers and foliage burst from her skin trying to push their way out which is dangerous! So she has to stay out of town- in the woods- because everyone thinks she’s dead and she’s just planning her way to kill adele.
yeah. there is so much more lore i could go into but i will save that. for later. :D
Basically both of them have killed people and only one really regrets it (janette) okok anywayssss-
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antoinettish · 4 months
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youre telling me touhou, the supposed lesbian bible, the girlkisser guidebook, the sapphic rite of passage............is a bullet hell.........?
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“I’ll never be scared of you”
It’s going to be taivan’s defining line.
A line that will be passed down through generations of lesbians & sapphics. Watching taivan’s story unfold in Yellowjackets will become a rite of passage on par with watching the l word.
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snixx · 10 months
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missparker · 1 year
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I'm almost done with my MC rewatch (I've hit s6 ep5 and I'm dreading finishing the season) and my brain decided it was sad girl shipping hours early and I woke up with Indigo Girls "Ghost" in my head and thinking about Brenda x Sharon. Could honestly be either one's pov- Sharon thinking of Brenda when she moved to DC and the ghost of her presence around the murder room/LA... or Brenda back home in Georgia (after getting divorced and moving closer to fam) finally realizing what she missed out on but will never get the chance to have.
(Also anyone who sees this ask better go look up that song because it's just gorgeous poetry)
I think I gave up on MC partway through season five and never watched season six at all. I am aware of some happenings because of tumblr gif sets but once they went all in with the Shandy stuff and the quality was worse compared to the Closer, I had to bounce. Which means to me, Sharon is alive and well and gay as hell.
It's a universally sapphic experience to get the feels from an Indigo Girls song, truly. I saw them in Bloomington, IN in 2011 and it remains, to this day, one of the best shows I've ever seen. They're just such good, solid, talented musicians. Sometimes you see an artist or band you really love and they sound rough live but it doesn't matter because you love them, but there are some artists that are BETTER live, and Indigo Girls are one of them.
Do you want to know how old I am? We had a cassette tape growing up with Indigo Girls Rites of Passage on one side and one of the 10,000 Maniacs albums on the other side, probably Our Time In Eden, and we listened to that ALL the time. I've been listening to the song Ghost for like thirty years. Signals cross and love gets lost and time passed makes it plain is still one of the BEST LYRICS OF ALL TIME. How dare they????
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cherrypeaking · 10 months
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good morning my love~ i’ll be so shocked if you don’t sleep in today you were up so late 😭😭 i hope you got the rest you needed and that your cramps aren’t bothering you 🥺🥺🩵
i wasn’t really up to much today somehow i evaded having to get my eyebrows done but that also meant i didn’t really have an opportunity to leave the house either 😭😭 hopefully that’ll change soon!
unrelated but i have a pimple between my eyebrows and it’s driving me so crazy rn 😭 it’s enough that pimples exist but why do they have to hurt?? that just seems excessive :/
glad to see you’re enjoying oitnb!! while the later seasons pissed me off to the point where i dropped the show and never looked back i really enjoyed the early season a lot even for how tumultuous they were (fuck pennsatucky all my homies hate pennsatucky)
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for todays moodboard have a bit of me reminiscing about our last call! us imitating taehyuns pose in the first pic was making me giggle to myself while cooking dinner hehe
i miss you my baby 🥺🥺🩵🩵 you’re always so sweet and kind and my little softie i just want to carry you around in the palm of my hand 🥺 no one owns my heart like you do baby (taehyun is crying in a corner but he’ll be okay he’s an ally!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈) i love you so so much my love, my sweet lovely girlfriend 🥺🥺🩵🩵
good morning my sweetie pie 🥺🩷 i woke up later as you predicted :’3 i’m assuming you went to sleep my love? i hope you’re sleeping well 🥺🩷 my cramps are gone, sadly feel still bloated but it’ll get better i’m on my last days now :3
aaaah that’s okay mommy!! sometimes an uneventful day is the best as you’ve told me 🥺🥺🩷 as for your eyebrow pimple :(( why do they always appear on the most uncomfortable parts of our bodies?? i really hope it goes away soon mommy 🥺 i don’t want my girlfriend to be hurt ;_;
i’m enjoying it hehe two of them are having a fucking contest 😭 and nicky is trying to go for fischer 🫢 she just got rejected 😔 i hate that the later seasons pissed you off i’ll enjoy as long as i can 🥺 i’ll tell you if stuff starts to piss me off!! i do like going through my sapphic rite of passage once again and with you hehe 🤭🩷
the moodboard hehehe omg while i do think only taehyunie can pull that off, you looked so good imitating him my love 🥹🩷 what did you have for dinner?~
i want to be on the palm of your hand my love and i miss you as well 🥺🥺🩷 my sweet sweet girlfriend is the best ever and you own my heart 🥺🩷 hehehe taehyun will live 😌🫢🩷 i love you so much crystal 🥺🥺🩷💎
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dragynkeep · 11 months
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tfw sansa has literally actually kissed girls aka kissing games with the tyrell handmaidens which is... Interesting
sansa girl kisser! kissing games is just a sapphic rite of passage at this point tbh
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sugared-violets · 2 months
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is it a sapphic rite of passage to ardently wish for a wife, and yet compulsively read mm romance stories?
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queercutlureis · 2 years
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Queer culture is being a girl and having a crush on a straight girl
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thoi2020 · 2 years
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Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
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Standing at ur door politely asking for more oc lore
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HIHI HELLOOO!! it seems this is a rite of passage for many mutuals (they have all gotten this oc lore hehehe) So sooo i’ll try to make it as short as possible :]]
The story is set in Beckenshire, a fake town in florida! This world is literally just ours but with monsters/cryptids. And they’ve been here since the dawn of time but ever since the discovery of nuclear power, they seem to be drawn to nuclear plants/nuclear sites, and Beckenshire is an old mining/nuclear facility town so they have a lot of monsters!
so the main three characters are Ryan (he/him), Carmela (she/her) and Dana (they/she)!
Ryan is a basketball and dnd player who is the son of Adele and Josh Beckett and he has an older sister called Claire. What happens to him in the story is that his arm gets cut off by his gf Carmela D: and he gets a werewolf-ish bite which causes him to get yellow pupils, horns and pointy teeth :]
Carmela is a soccer player and her parents are Maria Luzardo and Daniel Rivera. Maria moved away three years ago after a fight with her husband. Carmela is not doing well in the story (well nobody is really lmao)- she gets emotionally manipulated into cutting ryan’s arm off and joined a cult (the cult made her cut his arm off btw)
Dana!! Love them soo much!! She runs a weather station for the town :]] Her parent’s are Noah B and José! Noah married José some years after his wife, Dana’s bio mum, died. Later in the story, a Fetch (monsters that take the form of a loved on to kill you) pretends to be Dana’s mum and tries to drown them and mermaid-ish monsters steal Dana’s left eye!
I have very lengthy lore for all the parents but i shall focus on Janette, Adele, and Josh (the polycule ever if they were good peoplee). So Adele and Josh started dating in highschool and Josh is transmasc but found that out in his late 20’s so they began as a sapphic couple. Adele is very transphobic (girl nooo) and blames Josh for Ryan also being transmasc (josh just break up with adele it’d be easierr)
Janette Biswar is the leader of the cult that Carmela joined! I love janette actually she’s amazing <-she’s evil but shshshhs. So janette and adele end up in a weird situationship/relationship thing?? Janette’s aro and she tells Adele that when they meet like ‘heyyy no romance please’ and adele is like ‘yeah sure sure whatever’ reminder that adele is cheating on her husband and janette has no clue about this!! Adele ends up falling in love, it could be obsession idk if its love but here we are shsvkshdkdn, with janette and she uses the ‘your heartless’ line which is like GIRL NOOO
Putting aside their drama, Janette uses Carmela’s mum against her to blackmail her into cutting off Ryan’s arm. Janette dies twice in this story, first one being burnt alive inside the cult building. Adele is the one who lit the place on fire btw. The second time is quite gory if you think about it soo here we go:
So one of the monsters in this world is called Sprites! They are little spirits that inhabit inanimate objects and you can give them sweet treats to get the object back! There is another type of them which I’m calling Sprite 2.0 at the moment which inhabit dead bodies or making deals with people on their deathbed (literally and methaporically). Janette makes a deal with them when she’s dying in the burning building.
The catch here is that the sprites will give your body energy and like magic fuel but that energy is so rich with magic that bright blue flowers with thorns that grow under the skin of the person. They are always trying to get out of the body, but they aren’t able to break the skin by their own. When your skin gets cut, all the flowers will rush to the cut and push their way out of your body.
So Janette gets shot by her son/nephew (that’s complicated but yeah its her sister kid she adopted) and its in the chest but just above her collarbone so if she got to the hospital she’d be fine. But the flowers under her skin rush towards that wound and tear the skin away to let them out. They tear away at her heart, lungs and windpipe, but grow reallyyyy slowly so she’s just lying there slowly dying while Adele’s like ‘hahhaa L imaginr fuck you’ basically.
Uh yeah. that’s a short rundown if you can believe it! I could go into soo much more detail on every character mentioned so yeyeyee if you have any questions, since this was very confusing, pls send them my way since i love talking about these guys! (obviously as you can tell lmao :]])
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