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lunearobservatory · 11 months

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"New York, you've been quiet."

"That's new."

(tw alcohol)

There are ten visible 18oz cups on screen. Lowballing, I’m going to say this is all he has had. I’m also going to say each counts as 12oz since it’s possible they weren’t filled up all the way, also standard Budweiser can and bottle sizes are 12oz, so it’s an equivalent of one can/bottle per cup. I’m saying Budweiser bc it’s statistically the most popular beer in New York which. It’s also the most popular beer in the entire country so like. Whatever. I’m going for it.

Okay.

10*12oz=120oz

It could be either Budweiser (5%abv) or Bud Light (4.2%abv) and I’ll go with Bud Light, again going for the lower number.

In my heart of hearts I know this is Wildly going to affect the outcome of these results but God damnit I have NO other form of reference. So. I’m using Ben as a body ref. Personally I hc NY as around the same height anyway so fuckin? Sure I guess.

Ben is uhhh self stated to be 5’5 and 125lbs which LMAO I COULD THROW HIM SO FAR but also I’m gonna use that as the metric.

120oz of 4.2%abv for a 5’5 125lbs person is. HURRKKKHH A LOT LMFAO.

That rounds out to 0.29%bac (aprox 20h until 0%abv) at minimum

And for shits and giggles 0.5%bac (aprox 35h until 0%abv) at most (10*18oz(5%abv))

0.08%bac is the average level New Yorkers start feeling “drunk” (it’s also the legal driving limit lmao). The national average for that is 0.099%bac, so I feel comfortable saying it’s sssssimilar enough to just. Use those numbers with a pinch of salt which isn’t how math works but ffff.. Sshhh…

So basically, yeah, I guess based on my word and above numbers he’s anywhere between 0.29%-0.5%bac in that. If he’s only passed out that’s WILD LMAO

0.25%bac is starting stage 5 (level that passing out is listed at); 0.29%bac is the bottom line so it makes sense he would be passed out at this mark if his tolerance is above average which! Probably! It's fuckin New York!

But. 0.45%bac+ is like. Pretty damn assured death for errrrrrr. Most people!

So. Yeah! Between 116-200% tolerance when compared to average citizens. I know that’s a big discrepancy just play with me in this hypothetical math hell please!

The point of all this being. Yeah. I do maybe believe the states are a little tougher than humans and I had to justify it to myself in some semblance of reality

Thank you.

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identitycrisps · 2 months

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this is how it usually goes right

#ace attorney #fanart #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #??#idk #acting like this hasn't been done before most certainly #my art

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bigfatbreak · 15 days

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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numum · 2 years

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what hasn’t been taken from you?

#the owl house #toh spoilers #my art #myart #toh #the owl house spoilers #spoilers #this episode was….. certainly an episode #i have many feelings. lol #they torture this character so much man

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nosnexus · 25 days

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Short episode jam-packed with a lot of great moments

#d20 #dimension 20 #dimension 20 fanart #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #baron from the baronies #fig faeth #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #jawbone o'shaughnessey #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #adine abernant #zayn darkshadow #zara sool #my art #genuinely can't believe I've been able to keep up with these weekly #I'm certainly learning how to work faster lol

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drawerbread · 3 months

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saving the last dance!!!!!!!!!

(turn your brightness up for max effect)

#this took wayyyy too long #backgrounds are def not my strong suit #how’s everyone feeling about the alecto news… i certainly am. coping. not.#the locked tomb #tlt #tlt fanart #the locked tomb fanart #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #kiriona gaia #tlt spoilers #nona the ninth spoilers #illustration #digital art #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #griddlehark

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fizpup · 4 months

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pov: it’s the mid 2000s and you’re learning what love is

#my little pony #mlp g3 #skywishes #star catcher #starwishes #inspired by that tweet that says ‘me really liking a character = me never drawing them’#because this is my oldest otp ever and I’ve tried drawing them together so many times and never been happy with it #so I decided my first post of the year HAD to be them #they are everything to me #I watched their specials over and over as a little kid and just yearned to have the kind of special and secret closeness they had #I didn’t quite understand it at the time but I certainly do now #anyway. here’s to a year of copious amounts of sappy ship art from me #it’s what I deserve

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egophiliac · 9 months

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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part #characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god #jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments #like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch #deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression #SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me #though we all know the real highlight #the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname #2) he almost certainly gave it to himself #3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol #epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look #deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about #also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean #deuce: i challenge you to a children's game #black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept #meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts #we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll #so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event #anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!

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wiltkingart · 7 months

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surgeon / soldier

#/ sodomite #he did NOT die in my haruspex playthrough. i stuck feromycinum under his door he's fine :)#and there certainly weren't any witnesses who could say otherwise :)))#pathologic #rubin #stanislav rubin #digital #original art #fanart #video games

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pillowspace · 7 months

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Glancing away from the second image because I drew these at 5 in the morning

#pillowspace art #time loop au #dca fandom #sun x y/n #sun x reader #moon x y/n #moon x reader #y/n insert #dca y/n #i have this scheduled for 11am so im most certainly not awake

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msasterisk · 7 months

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a little treat for the mariner x t'lyn shippers

#star trek #lower decks #beckett mariner #t'lyn #mari'lyn #my art #im not sure how much mariner is getting out of the vulcan finger touch but t'lyn is certainly enjoying it

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wasyago · 8 months

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the man(?), the myth(?), the legend(?)

#actually one of the hardest designs to figure out for some reason #his voice and maner of speech have a *very* specific vibe in my head that i can't quite pinpoint #gave him a goatee in some sketches for that exact reason. he just doesn't look uh something enough without it #like? you know what i mean?#when niklaus says 'well. certainly' and 'let's make a deal. yes?' in his damn voice the image in my head is both very vivid and nonexistent #augh #anyway i like him a lot. he's cool :3 chilling in his ghibli themed pocked dimension #jrwi riptide #jrwi niklaus #niklaus hendrix #my art #sketch

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nokkomo · 4 months

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"Guys! Look how many have grown!They are so pretty, aren't they?"

My first post of the year yaaaaay :D Let's start 2024 with some Cole propaganda, shall we?

Headcanon: Cole is the kind of guy to bring flowers to his loved ones in a platonic or romantic way. He has a personal garden in which he takes great care of his flowers to be as pretty as possible for people that matter to him

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LONG LIVE THE FLOWER KING

#I will CERTAINLY make art based on this post cuz I got so mamy ideas while doing this #geo looks awful wth 💀#ninjago #ninjago fanart #digital art #lego ninjago #ninjago art #cole brookstone #ninjago cole #art #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago kai #ninjago geo #ninjago wu #I will post his full new design that Ive for him #nokkomoart

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ruporas · 8 months

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