*Kiss cheek, throw rose at it, run away*
Of course, 42 never expected something like this to happen, so it didn't have enough time to react. Anon was already fleeing and 42 felt the rose on its cheek.
42?
(What?)
It looked down at a flower.
42...42? 42?
(A...a rose? Why?)
While 42 was thinking about something, another Anon approached it. Sensing someone else, 42 raised its head.
"You're so pretty, 42!" - Anon exclaimed and then smooched its flat face without any warning. 42 was still startled. What is going on? It wasn't impersonating this...Francis or something, so 42 didn't understand why humans were reacting to it like that. It couldn't help but extend its claws and grab the Anon. They could also hear faint growls.
42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42.
(You seem to have forgotten what you are dealing with.)
Anon's fate could've been decided if it wasn't @yut0ro getting near. "Hello, Mr.42, do I have the permission to give you a little smooch?" - they asked. 42 was still holding the previous Anon in its grasp. But it wasn't doing anything - neither saying anything, nor doing something with Anon. Suddenly 42 unclenched its claws, dropping the Anon.
42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42.
(This is the last time I will allow this.)
While the "smooch" was happening, 42 felt nothing in its head. Not even the urge to gnaw on these humans which was just here for a moment. It would've probably been the easiest prey 42 could've ever had. But it didn't seem to plan the attack anymore. At least for now.
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I laughed so loudly when imogen turned to mist, I think my parents might complain about it in the morning
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Mods are asleep, post Frosty Winterbumper.
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I am home 🎉
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Need yall to know he drives me crazy
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20's Ineffable flapper wives!
They're having a fun time :)
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skk au where they actually develop telepathy but it happens after Dazai leaves and during the four years they don't see each other. Chuuya is washing dishes one night and Dazai's voice pops up in his head. "I wonder what the slug is doing right now? Judging by the time maybe he's washing dishes." Chuuya goes still, mouth hung open and goes "yeah I am mackerel." He hears a "what the fuck" ten seconds later.
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❔, for this blog and @theyburied !
for dasia :
peter would be interesting in her divergent verse bc she wants to protect whereas, more often than not, all peter protects is himself. i feel like the dynamic could be quite argumentative & fun.
any of my walking dead folks could fit into the original & canon verses you have, & i kinda like the idea of lexa having stepped up & becoming the leader of a group of factionless that lived in the woods.
for theyburied :
okay so, in a non-btvs verse for tara maclay, i have it that she becomes a whitelighter, i think it’d be cool if she has run ins with the charmed ones, maybe leo befriends her & is brought into the fold that way. i think being around piper and the charmed ones would remind her of the scooby gang, & i think she’d be super sweet there.
stiles & tally could be fun. i can only imagine what his reaction would be to witches being real, a witch that can freely see into the future no less. i dunno, i just feel like they’d mix well.
tobias & scylla would be stressful i know, but i think there could be an interesting difference of views there, especially as i’ve hc’d that evelyn is the one to send scylla into the dauntless faction, so when she starts to leave her objective behind & fight on his side, there’d be a conflict of loyalty & a sense of reality, at least for her, since the person that she thinks she knows isn’t really the person she pretends to be. idk.
henry & neal pls & thank u.
listen, i’m weak for david & i love him with my whole heart. i’d literally throw my whole list at him, but i think maybe claire? in a supernatural type verse she would translate into being a hunter, someone who protects humanity & all that jazz, so maybe she & david cross paths at some point.
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yknow im starting to think that one (1!) two-hours-long-makeout-session would fix me and my problems
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Thinking about how Neil doesn’t want to say “I love you” so instead he traces it in different languages like אני אוהב אותך (ani ohev otakh) on Andrew’s skin when they’re in quiet moments
Andrew thinking it’s mindless patterns
But the action of Neil softly brushing over his skin is nothing but comfort and brings him peace
And the kiss he presses to Neil’s shoulder means the same, in a language just for them
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jamil, who loves showing affection by cooking food for his loved ones, making sure the curry is seasoned to perfection and your favourite dessert to go along with the meal.
and you, with zero spice tolerance but so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude and affection for how hard jamil's worked. and with your favourite dessert right there enticing you, you're determined to finish every drop of curry on your plate.
...
it doesn't go too well.
indeed, you have finished every drop of curry. but you've also downed around 12 cups of water, and the burning in your mouth is still unrelenting. jamil visibly looks concerned with how much water you're drinking and it's unavoidable you address your non-existent spice tolerance.
jamil sighs, and his eyes show a hint of exasperation you often see when he's following kailm's whims. you avert your gaze to the floor, upset at yourself that you've disappointed him and maybe he hates you now how could you not like his fo-
flick!
ouch! your hands reach up to shield your forehead, and your eyes meet his. not exasperated, maybe slightly, but amused and... loving??
"dummy, don't go forcing yourself to eat what you don't like," he sighs
you timidly explain you could never do that with how much time and effort he puts into his cooking
his smile widens slightly.
"for now, i guess i'll be making more desserts for you then,"
he chuckles at the way your eyes light up.
"here," he feeds you a spoonful of the chilled dessert. "is your mouth still burning?"
oh. you don't think it is anymore.
but your heart sure is.
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RATING THE SINNER'S ROOMS ON HOW INHOSPITABLE TO LIFE THEY ARE
DON QUIXOTE - 6/10 IT'S DOWNRIGHT OKAY IN HERE
Don is the only sinner who knows what "decorating" is. She's got a carpet or mat of some kind so sleeping here would not be absolutely dismal. And they let her keep her fixer figurines which is nice.
HONG LU - 5.5/10 MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND SERVICES
Having so much gold and treasure chests everywhere probably makes it a bit hard to move around the room. But at least his chair looks comfortable.
SINCLAIR - 5/10 CHAIR
Nice of them to give him a chair to Shinji pose in. Sucks that the chair will give him back pain at the tender age of 20.
MEURSAULT - 4/10 PAGE 77 LINES 12-15 ALBERT CAMUS' THE STRANGER (EN TRANSLATION BY MATTHEW WARD)
"There were others worse off than me. Anyway, it was one of Maman's ideas and she often repeated it, that after a while you could get used to anything."
FAUST - 3.5/10 INTJ ROOM
Well she was given a plain white tile room originally but she had to go and be an INTJ about it and now there's formulas on the wall.
YI SANG - 3/10 GLASS ON THE FLOOR
Similar to Faust, Yi Sang was given nothing but a white tiled room. But he got glass on the floor so it adds an element of danger. We are now entering the "Rooms with potential for bodily harm, be it illness or injury" zone.
RODYA - 2/10 A BIT CHILLY
No matter how cute your fur-trimmed pajamas are, they will not save you from frostbite. Sorry about your neighbors also. Mind the blood.
GREGOR - 1.5/10 TETANUS
While I understand the symbolism of him feeling like just another weapon of war, abandoned when the smoke war ended, there are just a lot of chances to get tetanus here. Not a good place to sleep.
HEATHCLIFF - 1/10 AND IS CATHERINE EARNSHAW IN THE ROOM WITH US NOW?
Not only does he have a roommate who's been festering for god knows how long, but due to being British he's discovered a way to make it rain INSIDE! He will be joining Rodya in the hypothermia club if he tries to sleep in these conditions.
RYOSHU - 0.5/10 FIRE SAFETY
Sorry about your daughter. We put a bunch of candles in a wooden room for you. You don't like the candles because they remind you of how your daughter died? Okay sorry. The room will catch fire any second now so you shouldn't have to worry about it.
OUTIS - 0/10 TETANUS, TRENCHFOOT, AND OTHER AILMENTS.
Not to be outdone by Heathcliff and Gregor, Outis has combined the worst of tetanus risks and dead bodies wrapped in barbed wire. Then turned it up orders of magnitude larger. It'll probably take her at least 10 years, experiencing many perils and losing all of her crewmates in the process, to return home. Sucks that they couldn't at least give her a chair in the meantime.
ISHMAEL - WATER/10
WATER.
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right where you left me by taylor swift x the wedding dress by frederick elwell
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