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skk au where they actually develop telepathy but it happens after Dazai leaves and during the four years they don't see each other. Chuuya is washing dishes one night and Dazai's voice pops up in his head. "I wonder what the slug is doing right now? Judging by the time maybe he's washing dishes." Chuuya goes still, mouth hung open and goes "yeah I am mackerel." He hears a "what the fuck" ten seconds later.
#this idea just popped up in my head and I had to let everyone know#I can feel a brainrot incoming#it starts off cute and emotional until dazai starts using it to annoy chuuya endlessly#Chuuya in a meeting: so gentlemen as we've disc-#Dazai in his head: you are. my fiiire#Chuuya: I-#Dazai yelling: THE ONE DESIIIREE#Chuuya: oh mY GOD SHUT UP#other executives and clients: huh#Dazai at the fish aisle: crabs or salmon for dinner?#Chuuya: salmon#Dazai: crabs it is#Chuuya: fuck you#Dazai at 3am: Chuuya would you love me if I was a dog#Chuuya: HOW DO I TURN THIS OFF#pls I need someone to indulge me here#skk#soukoku
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lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever
#rewatched fifteen w my bestie bc she finally reached season 3 and i forgot just how insufferable these two idiots are💀#literally calling each other slurs in one scene and then holding hands in the next#what the fuck is wrong with them /gen#anyway this accurately sums up their dynamic to me. toxic besties. gossip gals. teenage girls. whatever that dynamic is called#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws#also my friend is literally insane bc she was like “chuuya n dazai are satosugu coded but if like stsg actually had BEEF w each other”#LIKE WHAT😭😭#THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE YAOI#sobbing you guys shouldve seen the face i fucking made at her. i was so disappointed
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Dazai, in Fifteen, described the act of living as "we breathe, eat, fall in love and die". Through that statement and a few subsequent incidents, like telling Oda planning someone's death was romantic, flirting with nearly every girl he sees, and his fixation with finding someone to commit a lover's suicide with, we can conclude Dazai is a deeply romantic man. Therefore, the REAL tragedy of soukoku as a pairing is that Dazai is a very romantic individual and will not, cannot let those feelings out with Chuuya of all people, due to the mostly antagonistic nature of their relationship. In this essay, I will-
#half-joking#listen i know it'd be cute and we can absolutely create the situation for it to work#but come on that first step is gonna be absolute hell to get past#dazai somehow manages to try something and chuuya starts yelling in both embarassement and ''ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?''#solution: make a contest out of it#bsd#skk#soukoku#apparently i talk sometimes
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no no no okay im making an actual post about this. "I wish he would disappear from my sight but if he does I fear there would be even worse fallout to result" CRINGE EMBARRASSING DEVASTATING DAZAI WHAT do you MEAN "if he does I fear there would be even worse fallout" what is WRONG with you. just admit you don't actually want him to disappear from your sight. you're so cringe. he's so cringe you guys.
#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#bungou stray dogs#bsd wan#IM EMBARRASSED TO EVEN BE READING THIS#'kill the part of you that cringes' EXCEPT when it's about this FUCKING GUY
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IT WAS NEVER BUNGOVER
#who ever said soukokover was fucking lying#i never doubted you guys for a second (not entirely truthful)#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd manga#bsd spoiler#bsd spoilers#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#osamu dazai#dazai#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#chuya nakahara#chuuya#bungou stray dogs chuuya#soukouku#soukoku#bsd season 5#bungou stray dogs season 5#bungo stray dogs season 5#the second i walk out of my class i go on twitter on my way to grab coffee but then i see these two mfs the SECOND i open twt#and its back to my dorm to watch the ep between classes i literally cannot take this shit omg im losing my mind#also...for some reason...for some reason...idk i just dont think fyodor is dead :/ i wonder why
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Taking it as canon that Chuuya listened through one of Dazai's gayass speeches and when a second one came rolling in, decided to shut him up with a bullet instead of being subjected to his dramatics again 😭
It's the "that's what makes me love you!"/"ew no" moment in the fifteen novel all over again
#but just worst#ask a boy out. what could possibly go wrong?#he fucking shoots you down that is#bsd spoilers#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd anime#bungou stray dogs season five#bsd season 5#bsd season five#bungou gay dogs#bsd shitpost#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#bsd dazai#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#soukoku#bsd soukoku
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assuming Dazai survives after all this shit (he will) and once all conflicts have settled can you imagine the conversation he and Chuuya would have regarding what happened in Meursault if it ever gets brought up. just like
Chuuya: tf did you mean "moments we did connect", "our fate" and "you and i are destined to" btw
Dazai: i never said that you're straight up delusional
#enas.txt#bsd 109#bsd 109 spoilers#bungou stray dogs#nakahara chuuya#dazai osamu#skk#dazai's gonna be like#crickets...#who said that shit? not me#you must've been hallucinating about me#bc you're totally obsessed with me#and Chuuya's gonna be like what the fuck are you on#stop talking shit
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well i think about how chuuya was "programmed" to trigger corruption whenever he says his edgy little poem thing and how tf do you program a person? well you condition them. repeat actions and behavior, punishment etc etc. like training a dog...
thing is, N was purposely trying to get chuuya to go into corruption mode, which means he had a way to keeping him at bay or even deactivating it that means he would eventually have been able to become self reliant with corruption had he learned the escape sequence. But he never learns it, bc that would have meant enduring the torture for longer. He accepts never being certain whether he's ACTUALLY an human and not a lab made clone and lets DAZAI be his escape sequence instead. if anything that proves his humanity more, doesn't it? Humans rely on humans, and dazai and chuuya are humans, even if they aren't sure of it.
#you ever think about how dazai found chuuya and was like 'hah who's this wannabe shounen protagonist kid. well ur kinda cute at least'#and then by sb he's like like. 'oh so your like more Fucked Up fucked up than me.' and starts profusely blushing.
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knives & kisses [headcanons]
tagging my darling @komelrebi-san
im thinking of changing the theme a bit & this is so filthy im shocked myself
Chuuya Nakahara x afab!reader
warnings: nsfw, knife play, playful threatening, small mention of blood, praise, spitting, tit sucking (mention of future lactation), kind of a breeding kink, mentions of getting pregnant in future + pregnant sex
chuuya and you have some...wild kinks to say the least
he one day randomly suggests knife play and you agree
he'll have you on your shared bed, only in a skimpy red lingerie, he'll use his knife to cut the strings of the lingerie, stripping you bare while mumbling threats like what if I cut you? what if I scratch you? you may bleed a little but doesn't matter, it'll be dealt with after I'm done fucking you~
he'll kiss all over your body, make out with you, be messy, spit in your mouth
he may ask you to open your mouth and then he'll shove the hilt of the knife in it, make you suck on it and coat it in your saliva while easily ignoring your whines about how you're so needy and want your wet pussy to be touched
he'll use the hilt of the knife to fuck your hole while his mouth is busy teasing your perky nipples
he has a thing for your tits, how can he not suck on them? he'll leave hickeys and bites, shamelessly suckling while he fucks you with the knife
after you've had your first orgasm, he'll replace the knife with his thick girthy cock, what was that? need a break? no, princess he'll mock you while overstimulating you, the knife tracing your thighs as he slams his hips against yours
if you squirm too much he'll hold the knife to your throat don't move baby, you don't want to get hurt do you?
he'll somehow manage folding you into half in a mating press and breeding you over and over again with the knife to your throat
I'll get you pregnant baby, and even then, I won't stop fucking you, yes?
I'll fuck and breed my pretty pregnant baby as much as I want
your tits will be swollen and full of sweet milk, you'll let me drink it, right? I'll massage them too, and drink whatever spills out, so nothing is wasted
#he has a knife kink guys#smut#bsd smut#chuuya smut#chuuya x reader#chuuya nakahara#bsd x reader#bungou stray dogs x reader#bsd chuuya#chuuya x you#chuuya fucks you#chuuya fanfic#soukoku#filthy smut#kuni's lovenotes ♡
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ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.
Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.
MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.
Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.
#Every skk fic I read is another skk fic where mori is actively getting in the way of skk#I have very complicated feelings about mori ok#hate his ass#But he's also a silly little guy#He fucked up yosano really badly and I absolutely adore yosano she is best girl I will fight you on this#But also he's a pathetic cringe fail wet cat of a man#Do you see where in going with this?#Mori is the definition of morally grey#But uh yeah#I think mori trying to get skk together would make for a fantastic crack fic if anyones interested in writing it#And yes the “how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?” Is from the my while family thinks I'm gay song bc yes#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#soukoku#bsd mori
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Thank you! I am begging you to reconsider.
#when your ability manifestation is dragging you is it a self-callout#my favourite part of drawing mori is adding that one strand of hair in the front#it's stupid but 100% essential for The Vibes™ he looks weird and naked without it#fucked up dad mori agenda#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd mori#bsd mori ougai#bsd fukuzawa#bsd fukuzawa yukichi#bsd chuuya#bsd nakahara chuuya#bsd elise#nawy's doodles#and a cameo from#the murase au#ada!chuuya#ask answered#thank you 💖
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Dazai watching chuuya utter the foulest, most atrocious words known to mankind: I need to kiss him with tongue
#chuuya to an enemy: why don't you shove an umbrella up your ass and then open it you dumb fucking fuck#dazai: I want him SO BAD I'm gonna die#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#bsd#yes the umbrella line is from twt bcz I'm unoriginal
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god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(
#LOTUS DRAWING ACTUAL POSES AND NOT JUST BUSTS??? WOAH#i swear i actually know anatomy and stuff i just never draw it bc it's too much effort#going to bed <<<<< staying up until two thirty to draw your otp#ALSO.. for those of you who know i'm rewatching bsd w my friend whose never seen it before.. we finally got to ep9#and she IMMEDIATELY clocked in on skk's toxic exes energy😭😭#also she calls chuuya childe bc hes a ginger and his first reaction to seeing dazai was “fight me >:)”#she was like “omgg..hes part of the evil organization🤭 and has beef w the protag (he wants to fuck them😏) *giggles* wait. TARTAGLIA😨😨‼️”#I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM.. I COULDNT LET HER KNOW HOW DISTRAUGHT I WAS HEARING THAT FOR THE TENTH TIME#anyway we finished s1 and chuuya's her fav character so far let's see if she can learn his actual name and stop calling him childe😭😭#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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mmmm… thinking about how dazai would randomly place you up on the countertop, standing between your legs before bringing your knees up your chest, kissing you throughout all of this and he presses his bulge against you before walking away
#. . . words of the crimson moon —✫・゜・。.#bsd smut#dazai smut#. . . bandages at the shrine —✫・゜・。.#<< dazai thirst tag now#i need him so bad do you understand. please send in thirsts for him. or chuuya. or nikolai. or fuck even fyodor#bsd x reader#dazai x reader
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Found a strong contender for funniest bsd official art
#Where's that post about pm being the most fucked up family ever#You have:#Chuuya and Mori absolutely KILLING IT they're so funny#Dazai being trapped at karaoke with the four people he hates the most in the whole world (Chuuya Mori Akutagawa and himself)-#looking even more suicidal than usual? It's rare for me to sympathize with Dazai but this time I'm sincerely pitying him#Akutagawa being humiliated once again#ōgai mori#chūya nakahara#ryūnosuke akutagawa#osamu dazai#bsd#bungou stray dogs#17/01/23#bsd promo art#mine#q.#bsd official art
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so it’s a fact that Fyodor mostly surrounds himself with white haired men and specifically white haired men with long hair. For example: Ivan, Shibusawa, Nikolai, Sigma and now Bram.
Noteable mentions of white haired men with short hair that Fyodor has associated with: Ace, Fukuchi and Nathaniel.
Do you know who else is often portrayed with long white hair? That’s right: God!
His devotion to god has been very obvious throughout the series. He wants to become God’s special little guy but because he can’t have him right now (believes he has to destroy abilities as a sign of his devotion to god) he is searching for comfort in every random white haired guy he can find.
#sitting Fyodor down like I’m the therapist in fleabag: Do you really want to fuck the white long haired twinks or do you want to fuck god?#last time I put a crack theory out in the open it became true (Chuuya faking the vampire thing) so I’m trying my luck again 😊#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd spoilers#bsd 113#bsd fyodor
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