Serving cunt no matter the era
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was thinking how maybe it’s a good thing Sigma didn’t wake up and spill the deets about Fyodor’s past bc I just know Chuuya’s grumpy tired ass would’ve had a field day. just like
Sigma: i believe Fyodor is at least a few centuries old—
Chuuya: DAMN
Sigma:
Chuuya: sorry. continue
Dazai: he's older than i thought...
Chuuya: prehistoric even. that old fucker
Sigma:
Chuuya: my bad. continue
Sigma: he was captured by Bram
Chuuya: who's that
Sigma: the vampire king
Chuuya: don't vampires like blood? why'd they want that anemic jackass
Sigma:
Chuuya: sorry. just curious
Dazai, muttering to himself: immortality? what could Fyodor be...
Chuuya: a fossil
Chuuya: but now that we killed him. fossil fuel
Dazai: can u give it a rest i'm trying to think
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this is such a fucked panel to end on. the raw shock, mourning, loss on his face. aya’s triumphant words having no idea what just took place. he’s going to have to go on pushing all of this down. his best friend is dead, and he has to say he’s the one who killed him.
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respect to Dazai, a 22 year old guy, who should be at the club and is instead outsmarting an immortal evil genius who has lived for hundred of years.
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Double black, everybody.
So you're telling me that these two dumbasses (one of them being the smartest character in the series) are actually trying to wake up Sigma by making him float and then DROPPING him 15 times??? They might not wake him up but they'll definitely give him a concussion, LMAO.
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sigma waking up from his coma with the worst headache he will experience in his entire life and being like oh wow all those memories and all that knowledge truly took a toll on me. meanwhile dazai's like yeah haha totally good thing nothing happened to your body while you were processing that. nothing at all
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I think we should all ship fyobram solely because one's a vampire and the other's some anemic guy and that's objectively hilarious
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I'm sorry just. The absolute anguish in Fukuzawa's eyes. And the joy that Aya expresses. THE JUXTAPOSITION. Fukuzawa might not have killed Fukuchi himself, but he definitely was the reason that he died. Look at the guilt in his eyes.
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Dazai is like the forgotten middle child
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two geniuses in the room and their gameplan for waking Sigma up is dropping him on the ground repeatedly IM CRYINGGG
Sigma’s gonna wake up with an insane headache and sore muscles all over and skk are gonna avoid eye contact and act like that was all on Fyodor like
Sigma, stirring awake:
Dazai: hey welcome back
Sigma, groaning: everything hurts
Chuuya:
Dazai:
Chuuya: dw we killed that anemic jackass
Dazai: yeah i can’t believe he did that to u
Sigma, rubbing his temples: I feel like I’ve been slammed on the ground like 20 times
Chuuya, under his breath: that’s pretty close actually
Dazai, also under his breath: be quiet
Sigma: did u guys say smth?
Dazai: no :) u must be tired
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