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xcherryerim · 3 months

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But the real question is: Did Futturman fucked all of those people or did all of those people fucked futturman?

#i’m asking the real questions here #it’s the second one #josh future man #josh futturman #josh futterman #josh futturman smut #god i wish i was one of them ARGH

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jamiesfootball · 1 year

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Best reason for Ted Lasso to get a fourth season or spin-off:

Each year Jamie’s hair gets a little longer and next year it could possibly be long enough for a little ponytail

#hear me out his hair would still be debatably horrible / better (depending on personal preference)#but also #it would be in a little ponytail #he already reclaimed Headbands as an accessory now he can have a little scrunchie #because who is jamie if not a guy making questionable fashion decisions that make the people around him second guess their proximity #is he fashionable or does he just have Olympic pools of confidence in his appearance #it’s the second one #which is why his depression spiral about his hair is giving me so many feelings this morning #jamie tartt #ted lasso spoilers

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rustchild · 2 years

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At this point half the attention this blog gets is for wrestling and half of it is for the left hand of darkness by Ursula le Guin. Which means I have only two options. Either I write a story about wrestlers discovering the meaninglessness of gender while crossing a glacier and falling in love. Or genly and estraven are about to become the greatest tag team champs of all time

#I can’t even tell which one’s funnier #that’s not true #it’s the second one #lhod #Wrasslin #Also it occurs to me that the first one is kind of the plot of the Tim Tebow cfl chronicles shield fic I started in 2020 #but #who’s counting

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wasabi-gumdrop · 1 month

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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lucdoodle · 3 months

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thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

#i almost can't believe it's only my first time drawing adam #despite him being one of my fav character #he's such an asshole i love him your honor #the last panel is really a 2 seconds before disaster kinda thing aiugzhekjiu #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #alastor #adam #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel adam #comic #myart

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seveneyesoup · 3 months

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#TO CLARIFY ON THE SECOND POINT: VAMPIRES *HAVE* A REPRODUCTION METHOD THAT IS NOT SEX-BASED #THAT IS THE MAJOR POINT OF THAT ONE. THAT VAMP REPRODUCTION IS BASED ON CONVERTING INTO UNDEAD AND NOT PREGNANCY #what i think i keep coming back to is that a vampire is like. a form of pathogen or perhaps parasite #is the individual vampire meaningfully distinct from that? maybe #sort of a made up question #but that’s not a mammal #so neither is a vampire #but also like. a human is a mammal #this question sponsored by my friend who said she was done keeping mammals bc ‘they have so much fluid in them’#and my thought that a vampire Wouldn’t #not a lot of fluids. happening there

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 1 year

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having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

#ok2rb #op #babbyposting #apologizing to my child is second nature #i'm brand new at it too #obviously im gonna fuck up here and there #its only right to apologize #why did no one ever apologize to me #not until it was too late

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bixels · 4 months

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