I think applying tropes commonly found in Sonadow fics to other sonic ships is very funny

Like today I saw the cute posts by Blu-ish about how hedgehogs circle and headbutt eachother when courting and how Sonic and Shadow would do that and I agree.

However I think the implication that mobian hedgehogs do this is HILARIOUS when applied to ships that only involve one hedgehog.

Like Silver starts circling around Espio one day and lightly shoving him with his hip or his shoulder and Espio is like: ???? What are you doing??

Or even Blazamy like- Amy keeps circling Blaze and the less Blaze reciprocates Amy does it more to try to get Blaze to react. Blaze eventually just tries to politely tell Amy to stop cause it’s hard to hold conversation while she’s moving all around.

But later Blaze talks to Silver and is like: “I have no idea what she is trying to do…perhaps she is finding a weakness in my stance? Should I fear her hunting me for sport???”

And Silver is like: uh. Well. I think she’s hitting on you? It’s a hedgehog thing.

And Blaze just freaks out because WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMY WAS FLIRTING WITH HER

Did you see the part where Meg was annoyed that only dogs can be qualified to be service medical dogs? lol guess she's mad a bird can't be a service cardic arrest animal. Once again pulled up the "people think only DOGS can be trained to do this!!! How dare they!!!" *grumbling about mammalian bias* argument. I'm sorry Meg but your fucking bird or a rabbit cannot be a service animal for the blind or anything that dogs have be bred to do

me when they won’t let my service crocodile into Walmart:

this hc literally makes no sense but, consider, what if Rufus is Arthur reincarnated

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Hello! Love literally everything about your lil world here and I don't know if someone's already asked this so forgive me if I'm just repeating a question- but where do bugs stand in the anthro world?

I mean obviously there'd be 'regular' bugs just like how there are non-anthro animals, but are there any anthro bugs or semi-anthro bugs? (Mainly asking because i have a plethora of bug-related OCs but y'know I'm still interested besides that)

Have a great day/night, byebye :))

There are bug people as well! You can see some in the backgrounds of this comic by Chocodile.

Just about every animal could have an "anthro" equivalent, but vertebrate-based people are more widespread than invertebrate-based people.

I just had a really dumb character idea

So you know how there's like mimics n stuff to which they transform/mimic and object/thing/person

I then also thought of a cuckoo bird and how it inacts brood parasitism

What if let's say this was translated to a sort of mimic thing where the mimic leaves their child to some random family and the child shifts to look like they belonged to that family although still looking more off/off-putting

The mimic child then causes "accidents" to the rest of the children in the family leaving only them in the end to have all the food and everything they need for themself to live

Legendary Pokémon "Family Tree"

Look this probably doesn't make any sense to like Anyone that isn't my sleep deprived ass but I've spent like 4 hours on this and my art program crashed three times so I'm posting it anyway. I'm brainstorming just some random stuff for a Pokemon story I want to write and as I'm sitting there I wonder to myself- "Did Arceus create *all* the Legendary Pokémon, I know Ho-oh made the *beasts* so surely..." and thus This was born.

It's designed to be how all the Pokemon gods are related/created, with Arceus at the top. Arceus created Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, The lake Guardians, Kyogre, Groudon, ect. who then went on to create their own gods in their own domains.

Some of these lines are less "I created you" and more "I have ascended to godhood by my own power/due to a gift." (See- dotted lines).

This is so full of headcanons but it was fun to make.

Have you watched any of pokemon concierge and if so do you have thoughts? The pokemon look so cute!!!

I FREAKIGN LOST IT DUDE IT WAS EVERYTHINGGGG oh my god i'm high on really nice edibles and i'm in a great mood thanks to y'all so i might go watch that right now!! :D thank u in advance for the transcendent brain-exploding happiness i shall experience <3

if there were just ONE word or concept I could communicate to animals it would be gift. I usually refill the birdbath twice a day and when the blackbirds come to bathe they watch me so warily. but I did it for you... it's a gift. exhausted bee my dear friend that spoon of sugar water is a gift and you don't have to be afraid. snails stuck in the watering can because his shell was too big to fit through the nozzle I'm going to get you out of there brother even though I'm sure being pushed back the way you came seems like some deep callous evil on my part. but I promise it's a gift. I don't even mind if you eat all my plants. I don't even mind if a bird eats YOU. as long as the suffering is minimal and the death contributes to life instead of being wasted. what else is there

Good omens headcanon: ice-skating

What if, after the unhappening of the Amargeddon, Crowley and Aziraphale go ice-skating together? It might be after their meal at the Ritz and when Crowley was delivering Zira home, the angel spotted an ice rink and thought it'd be fun to try? Crowley was bored too, and since they had a little peace then. why not? They enter

It would be nice to think that Crowley would be pretty clumsy and need Aziraphale's help the first time they skate, but I think the realistic scene here is that on ice, Aziraphale has the grace of a two-years-old learning to walk but keep head-butting into invisible furniture, while Crowley skated as if he had spent all his life on ice. The snake performed a minishow doing jumps like a triple Salchow or something (just need a bit of demonic intervention is all) and relished all the attention. Aziraphale quite disapproved. After that there'd be bits about upon seeing the angel slip and fall, Crowley did a little magic so that he wouldn't hurt himself again, or that the demon just attached the skate on his shoes (Crowley's too cool for rent skate. He was also entertained by the idea of knife shoes), or the mischievous demon creating a puddle to watch people slip and fall but then slip on said puddle. So many possibilities, guys. Near the end, Aziraphale might suggest holding hands while skating, and they treated themselves to dinner at the Ritz.

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Am I the only one who feels really fucked up by like, log four's lore? It's really horrifying how it's described. Like, imagine being the scientists, so desperate to see the sky, that your ambitions end up snuffing out humanity for good. But that's not all! The log goes absolutely out of the way to let us know that anyone who survived the initial disaster died soon after.

Imagine being a child during all this. Perhaps your name is Rhea, and you don't exactly know what the sky is like, but you're excited for the big day of the rocket launch because your parents are. But then everything goes wrong. There's so much screaming and fear, then silence. You emerge from the rubble not knowing what happened or where your family is. And now you can't do anything but wander the ruins of humanity, scared, alone, and soon to be very hungry.

Or maybe you're Marcus - somehow, you got out unscathed say for some scratches when your apartment collapsed. But, you've got a problem; you're trapped. The walls caved in in such a way that you have plenty of air, but no hope of escape. You can only scream for help, struggle, pace and eventual lay down in what you realize is your tomb.

Hell, maybe you're even one of the luckier ones. You're Salem, and you don't really care that much about the launch. You were having a wonderful afternoon nap when you were awoken by a horrible noise - and following soon after it, a cacophony of screaming and crashing. You scramble to your window to be met with the sight of the sky falling in on itself into darkness. As your freeze response hits, you have just enough time to comprehend what's happening and despair over the loss of humanity before your house is hit and you die instantly.

There are theoretically infinite scenarios to describe the last humans of splatoon's earth and their experiences. Those pinned under rubble, realizing everyone they know is dead, or those injured horribly but still struggling to live. Something about the way that they specifically described the disaster really makes it real to me. It's upsetting in a very compelling way. Like - all that was left of humanity died! And given the time span of the event, there were almost certainly children and elders and others who were even more helpless than everyone else. That's fucked up.

hello it is wip wednesday my dudes. i am always a huge fan of humans being the Scary Weird Monsters of different worlds and Sasha would especially have a pretty mean reputation preceding her i think.