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crowcussion · 2 years

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words cannot describe how happy i am i can wear a fluffy onesie under a weighted blanket and not die of heatstroke

#is it obvious i love the cold #the heat makes me feel like i’m gonna throw up pass out and die right there #that’s why i hate summer #it’s sweaty #everybody smells like b/o #sports boys are everywhere #you can’t even eat your ice cream it melted all over you #your dog died from how hot it was #your grandma is hanging onto her life #homeless people are absolutely suffering #it’s horrible #but with winter #death from freezing doesn’t sound as bad as death from heatstroke for some reason #vomit cw #death cw

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drakenathan · 1 month

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#polls #remaking bc i forgot to change to 1week.#but yeah us latinos smelling so damn good while showering everyday while some other places.....like.....ew #just some perfume.over their sweaty ass...or not even that...cant relate.#brasil tag #t.txt

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proxycrit · 3 months

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I made another one. Sorry guys.

#pokemon #art #my art #unholy grab bag of guys #smeargle #pokemon oc #smeargle oc #pkmn art #oc art #oc #crusty the smeargle #sweaty the absol #critdraws #they fill me with emotions that i can not describe #fear? revulsion? joy???#anyways crusty can have an airsack as a treat #when it deflates it sounds like a whiney train horn #or a very big bike honk

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pangur-and-grim · 4 months

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AHHHHHHHHH, I submitted a short story about a shitty man who resurrects a dead race horse because he wants to sell its semen, and this was the magazine’s response

#do people not like to read about nasty sweaty little guys anymore??

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fasth · 9 months

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Yesssss 😭

#muscle #gay hot #muscles #hot pecs #beautiful men #gay men #muscular pecs #hot and sweaty #hot as fuck #big arms #veiny arms #muscle arms #huge arms #hairy #gay hairy #armptis #armporn

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mothmothwoth · 2 months

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I FEEL LIKE IM RUNNING THROUGH THE STREET JUST YELLING AT PEOPLE AS I PASS BY LIKE RIP IF I RANDOMLY MESSAGED YOU ITS THE SPIRIT OF THE BOOPS I HAVE BEEN HITTING EVERYONE I SEE AND HAVE FOLLOWED LIKE 7 PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THE BOOPS. OUR CAMARADERIE IS FORMED THROUGH VIOLENCE

#boop #LIKE REALLY BOOP #april fools day #I FEEL ACTUALLY SWEATY FROM THIS

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zeidmoon · 27 days

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#zeidmoon #sweaty men

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theehorsepusssy · 7 months

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#fashion sweaty

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wickedcriminal · 5 months

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At this point Percy and Annabeth should carry an Uno Reverse Card with them so they can shove it in the others hands when they try to sacrifice themselves for each other

#is called taking turns sweaty #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo #percy jackson #percy and annabeth #percabeth #annabeth chase

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bluegiragi · 6 months

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work it out (part 1)

early access + nsfw on patreon

#two sweaty men in an otherwise empty gym.#only good things could come from this.#quick update this time since last update was delayed unnecessarily (accidentally forgot to post for two days lmao)#we're like two weeks ahead over on patreon i feel bad for neglecting you guys #oh also i forgot to mention before #but new brush!!! its thinner :3 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #monster 141 au #giragi art

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proxycrit · 4 months

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If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.

Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.

Some Absol headcanons:

I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.

Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.

So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.

In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.

Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.

(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)

Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!