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vaguely-yandere · 2 years

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Hi Chamomile! I wanted to say that I just LOVE ur blog and ur portrayal of yanderes. You don’t know how deflated I get when finding ONLY harmful yanderes in the tags. Ive always loved submissive yanderes and the like because they are SO CUTE!! U make them so LOVABLE AND CUTEEEEE!

Because u are my 1# favorite blog I wanted to share a yandere idea with u that I can’t stop thinking about:

Cowboy yanderes/southern yanderes. LIKE OH MY GAHHH😍 the southern accent, their polite manners (except for when they get rid of their rival and place their body all over the wide open fields they help maintain), the COURTINGGGG. I have this fantasy of like just a darling moving to a southern town because a. They are introverted as heck and don’t like the city and b. They want to live a quiet life by themselves (no family or friends). Just a cute darling that wants to live peacefully until…. The towns sweetheart falls in love with them. Good looks, lovely manners, church goer and helper to all! They are the total catch with suitors just hounding them down! It’s amazing to know that yandere stayed single for so long claiming to be waiting for the “right one” and while their MAY have been a potential suitor that was the best fit for yandere, yandere decided on the anti social newbie. Everyone BEWILDERED as to why yandere claimed this mess of a person as the love of their life, nobody can say it straight to their face tho(yandere SEETHES if anyone speaks I’ll of their darlin’) just this cutie following you around town, helping you carry your bags, opening every door for you, talking to the sales clerk if they have anything in the back if they don’t have it on shelves. I’m sorry I don’t know how to write as good as you do it buuuuuttt I hope I got you into it! Btw is it possible to be heart ❤️ anon? Thank uuuu!!

....... how did you know im southern ┬┴┬┴┤(-_├┬┴┬┴

but i can totally see cowboy yan being an absolute sweetie!! always gushing about you, always trying to help out around your house, inviting you to church or the bar, just so sweet!! and of course people are jealous but everyone knows not to mess with the sweet little cowboy who carries a knife around all the time, owns a few acres of land and is basically the town sheriff.. i mean, not unless you want all the aunties to shame you!!! and also end up tied up to a tree and left for the wild hogs to eat alive.

and theyre just so so nice, gardening for you, taking care of pests, teaching you about the local environment and such, scolding anyone who talks bad about you, basically teaching you how to be southern! you kinda struggle with it at first but with cowboys sweet nature and patience, you get the hang of it! and if you offer to help them with their chores, they might actually faint from happiness (and a bit of heatstroke)

speaking of heatstroke, i imagine youd struggle to adjust to the weather and end up wearing some less than conservative clothes and, well, there isnt anyone close enough to spy on you so why not just hang out in your backyard in barely anything? its hot, theres a nice breeze going, the sun is shining and if you end up falling asleep, no issue! it just gives cowboy yan the perfect opportunity to memorize how pretty you look, maybe try to secretly relieve some of the arousal they feel and get to church to confess how bad they feel, kneeling in front of the stained glass, sweaty with a hot face, hands clasped as they quietly admit their sin. no, not stalking you, silly! you were a gift to them from god! they just felt bad about touching themselves so close to your half naked form and giving into temptation! but they dont feel bad enough to stop themselves from doing it again and again and again!!!

eheheehe and i love imagining you putting their hat on, trying to be flirty and/or funny and just them trying so so hard not to combust as they try to explain what that means! so so cute!!

and gosh, i just love imagining this usually very tough looking, rugged yandere being absolutely whipped for you. fixing things around your house, taking you where ever you want, hell they'll even give you their jacket if you vaguely mention being chilly! and just imagining them getting on their knees in front of you, looking up at you with so much want... its hard not to give em what they want!

#cowboy yandere #asks #yandere x y/n #yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere smut #❤️ darling

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buckswornsocks001 · 1 year

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Bloody Christmas is almost there

I’m so tired eh

Someone come to me bed and take me socks off, they are too sweaty for me to touch them

Lol keep sniffing boys

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lexxarts · 2 months

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So, I saw @critterbitter's drawing of their absol Sweaty, and it reminded me a) how much I love absol, and b) how much I love drawing them as weirdos with people-adjacent faces.

So I drew a face some of y'all might recognize from the Duality oct days, and a second I never got to unveil. Some headcanons under the cut:

Absol anatomy is weird to begin with, so I like to play with the body types a little. Most keep with the canid body-plan, like Snake up there, but some lean harder into that sphynx-like body style, like Lealtad.

While the stark white fur is the color absol are best known for, they can also develop variations in pattern similar to wolves or pumas. The actual numbers of that morph are unknown, and that may be because they have a slightly better time staying out of sight.

Absol sometimes form small groups to herd larger prey. This usually happens during mating season, and while young are being reared; the rest of the time, they are ambush hunters.

I imagine there are a LOT of weird little things absol can do, mobility-wise; my favorite headcanon is giving them owl-like neck and head rotation. Both for looking behind them and tilting their face to look at things from alternate angles.

SPURS! Absol have spurs for defense and fighting other absol. They have mean kicks and are not afraid to use them. If you see an absol prancing like a rooster, you need to not be there anymore.

Now for each of the absol above, I have a lot of thoughts. The basics are:

Snake had a bad accident involving a poacher's hovercraft when he was young. Local rangers and pokemon saved his life, but he's heavily scarred from the ordeal. Most of his fur grew back to cover the ones on his body, but he's scruffy and rough to the touch. On paper, he's registered to a trainer, but he prefers to live as a hermit in the wild. He only comes down to warn folk, or make himself someone's personal problem for a bit; when he does the latter, registration is transferred to them for legal convenience, whether that person likes it or not.

Hoenn-born and bred, Lealtad self-domesticated for her trainer while the man was a youth. Took it upon herself to protect him from misfortune and his own questionable decisions. They love to gossip in their own ways, and are both curious to a fault. The modern-day version has her as a Contest queen and co-actress for her trainer's day job.

#pokemon #absol #headcanon #creeechurs #doodles #I love them #lealtad #snake

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chamomileteainabuttercup · 3 years

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One of my favourite kinda dumb things to do is to attribute Pokémon partners to fictional characters who have nothing to do with Pokémon (like this wonderful The Good Place post)

I don't usually try to assign a full team of six because I think in real life ("real life") only kids on their journey or competitive trainers maintain a team and full PC boxes; most people have one or two Pokémon who are helpful to them in their work and/or hobbies; pets, friends, platonic life partners, call them what you will

SO for The Witcher (I am familiar with the Netflix version only)

Geralt: Obviously he has a Mudsdale because Roach. Mudsdale is the best horse Pokémon. Actually, there are surprisingly few horse Pokémon when I think about it, but Mudsdale would be the best one even if there were lots.

However, in terms of a Pokémon who helps him in battle and with whom he feels a profound affinity, it's got to be Absol. It's a Dark type, it's got white hair and spooky eyes, and it's just trying to do good but it has a terrible reputation because people associate it with the disasters it tries to avert. He is also Team I'm Not Saying Mewtwo Did Nothing Wrong But By Golly It Was Provoked.

Yennefer: Mismagius, a mystical Ghost type which casts spells, clouds minds and can cause people to enter an illusory dream world that it controls, and Gardevoir, an elegant and beautiful Psychic and Fairy type which can use Teleport, create miniature black holes and distort dimensions.

Jaskier: Primarina, the fanciest and most musical of Pokémon. Presumably he evolved it entirely by feeding a Popplio XP candy because it knows nothing about battling, it just looks great and sings well. He finds new Pokémon-specific ways to annoy Geralt, such as trying to attach a Soothe Bell to him when he's not looking, to make him friendlier.

Ciri: Litleo. It's a lion cub. Its signature move is Noble Roar. I did not have to reach far.

(I guess in this scenario the monsters Geralt fights are more in the nature of Ultra Beasts which need to be captured and (in the anime anyway) sent back to the other dimension they came from, rather than the pocket monsters which can be tamed and live comfortably among people, but that means you have to imagine him wandering around Alola, dressed entirely in black and looking sweaty and miserable in the tropical sun, which amuses me greatly. Also it would be super cool to see him and Absol fight Guzzlord.)

#the witcher #pokemon #watch this post get zero engagement too #le sigh #my witcher sideblog has NO traction

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legendarypaws · 7 years

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today i started getting super sweaty, brain foggy, shaky, and unable to concentrate on school at all after lunch. in my last class, my friend’s service dog, who i’ve mentioned on here before, alerted to me! not sure for what, since he alerts my friend for her anxiety. he was very insistent with his alerts.

i think this is a good sign for me. if ozzie can smell my auras, then absol totally can. but now im stuck with a shitty migraine lol. rip me

#camryn shut up #pupdate #sort of?

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purify-orre-blog · 6 years

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CH 4: Trial Bloopers - Part 1: The Start, Yori/Yogi, Caelum, and Saturday

...Starting specific

> He’s wearing a calm, patient smile, like one would reserve for a puppy that wasn’t quite housebroken yet. His voice is equally calm as he looks around, making eye contact with everyone but Yori. “Who’s stupid enough to fall for a motive like that, anyways? People die all the time and there’s *nothing you can do* to stop it.” Michael puts a hand under his chin, still smiling, and mimes giving it a good long think.

>Then, his expression becomes sly, and sharp. “Other than you lot, who I baited into action earlier this week.” And the calmness makes way for something more patronizing. “It’s obviously more likely that Hiroki, Rei, and Robin fell for my latest ploy. At that accursed *water park*, no doubt.” Michael moves to stand at his full height and tilts his chin up so he’s looking down on everyone. “I have the means, you know. That first bomb? Wasn’t the only one.”

(they call him out on his nonsense

> Michael’s smile thins. “The power drill and screws were a ploy. If you’re all too stupid to spot a controlled detonation when you see it, that’s on you.”

...Yori/ Yogi specific

> Michael immediately deflates, goes back to slouching, and he looks off away from Yori towards the ground. “I’m sorry, that was a lie,” He mutters. “I don’t have anymore bombs. I don’t know how to make them.”

(if yori tells him to stop lying

> The smile drops and he flinches, hard at the sound of his name. **“Yori! I- I- I-”** He goes back to slouching and hugs himself and looks ashamed. **“You have to understand, if I didn’t say any of that, they’d never start thinking for themselves!”** He starts tearing up. **“They don’t understand that time is running out.”** He rakes his hands through his hair. **“They don’t understand that it’s only a matter of time before Oswald just kills us all.”**

(if oswald is like ‘bruh i’m not that heartless, u gotta kill eachother’,, michael just like, doesn’t listen??? :)

(yori treats Michael with any sort of confusion or apprehension

> Michael looked to Yori tiredly. He looked drained. Like he was about to faint.

(If yori tries to comfort him

> Michael let out a horrible wheezing laugh. Clutching at his sides and doubling over, Michael laughed. His face hidden from view, he couldn’t stop laughing. And when the wheezing finally stopped, he looked back up at Yori, and was crying. “Why are you being so nice to me?” The tears kept falling. “I don’t understand.” And he takes a step back, and looks scared. “I can’t understand.” And another, his face pales. “You already own my heart and soul, I can’t give you anything else.”

(If yori says he needs some time to think, or turns from Michael, continues to show unease, etc.

> Michael looks like he’s about to burst into tears. “I’m sorry, I’m so bad. I’ll stop for you.” And he brings his hands over his eyes. “I promised I’d stop, but I didn’t because I got scared for you.” And he chokes back a sob. “You had the drill last trial and I panicked, I’m sorry.”

(if yori is nice to him now

> Michael’s crying, now. “Please stop.” And he takes a shaky breath. “I already owe you my life, I love you more than anything. If you keep being nice to me, I’ll never ever leave either of you alone.”

(if yori was still disappointed, instead

> Michael looks like he’s going to be sick. “Please give me another chance, I know I’ve only betrayed your trust.“ His face is pale and he looks sweaty. “I’m sorry for making this public, I’m sorry I’m being a burden, I’ll stop.” He starts to cry. “I’ll listen to you and only you, I’ll do whatever you want me to, I’ll stop acting out of line, please, please let me be of use.”

(if yori did it

[Redacted!!] :)

... Caelum specific

> Michael’s cool smile flickers into something ugly and unnatural for less than a second, his eyes burning with something almost deadly. Then that cool smile is back. And he sounds downright chipper as he looks Caelum right in the eyes. “You think so? Another avoidable murder out of desperation, just like Rocky’s?”

> Michael shows a toothy grin, and his eyes crackle with something akin to electricity. ”Temper, temper.” He points his left hand lazily at Caelum, and the spotlight necklace. “Wouldn’t want to dishonor your old sig fig’s memory, would you?” Then he brings his left pointer finger up to his chin and taps thoughtfully. “Maybe your anger is the righteous hope that lies within the spirit of a true hero?” He brings his hands over his heart, closing his eyes and tilting his head off to left, smiling in relief. “I’d be honored to see what grief has done to temper the already mighty soul of a Midnight Lycanroc such as yourself!”

(if caelum does a hit, caelum,, michael really expected you to do a hit

> Fast, faster than you’ve come to expect, Michael rolls into the punch. He adjusts so it connects with his shoulder, but it’s almost like he can’t feel it. Like it doesn’t register. At the same time he curves around to knee Caelum in the shin , only hard enough to catch the shorter off balance. “Your half-baked *hope* will have to do better than that.” He steps back some.

(this one is if caelum like, calls him a butt or says he regrets ever helping michael

> His manic grin flickers into something sad and regretful for just a second, before coming back full force. “Do you see now what isolation and pity get you? They make you weak. The only way to come back is to fight against a common enemy. Like me.” And he tilts his head so he’s looking down at Caelum. “Or are you too restrained in your feelings to act on your righteous fury?”

(if caelum did it

> Anything Michael was going to say is stuck in his throat. He can’t believe it.

... Saturday specific

(if she tries reasoning with him at all

> Michael throws back his head and lets a horrid cackle peel out. “Do you honestly think caring about others will get them to give a half-second of thought towards you?” He takes a step into the center of the trial room, nearing Saturday. He’s not slouching anymore. “You’re supposed to be the Ultimate Judge of souls, as a Reaper.” And another. “Not some makeshift therapist.” And another. “Do yourself a favor, and focus on fixing your own problems before you try to take on someone else’s.”

(if saturday brought out her scythe, another thing michael expected to happen

> Michael positively beams at Saturday, eyes glazed over in some sort of manic delight, as the scythe nears his throat. “Go ahead, I dare you. They’ll only execute you next, little Absol.”

(this is if she backs down sadly and/or gets mad at him

> His eyes fill with pity. Somehow, this time, it actually seems real. “Your trust will get betrayed time and time again unless you make sure to forge real bonds. You can’t trust everyone who gives you any sort of interaction.” He shakes his head, sadly. “It seemed like you knew that, too. Until you started talking to me.”

(this is if someone else gets her to stop

> His grin falls, and he looks tired. “Whatever it’s worth, I think you’ll be one of the few to survive this mess.”

(if saturday did it

> He looks like he’s going to be sick. “Saturday... I don’t understand.” He brings a hand to his forehead, as if checking for a temperature. “Your hope shone the brightest out of everyone here...” And his expression changes to one of understanding. “Was it I who poisoned you? I’m sorry if that was the case.”

#CH4 #bloopers

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proxycrit · 2 months

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If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.

Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.

Some Absol headcanons:

I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.

Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.

So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.

In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.

Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.

(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)

Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!

#art #pokemon #critdraws #memetic hazard #absol #pokemon art #pokemon oc #oc #my first ever truly unique pokemon oc #and its this fucker #sweaty the absol #absol oc #pkmn #pokemon redesign #unholy grab bag of guys

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proxycrit · 2 months

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Introducing Weed Whacker, the cinderace that moved in town and lives under the front porch. They’re certainly NOT indigenous to Castelia, UNOVA, but they made themselves right at home among the daffodils and terrified grass pokemon.

Why does this rabbit have forward facing eyes? Good question. I’m afraid to ask.

Some cinderace head cannons:

Cinderaces are WEIRD. WHO DESIGNED THEM LIKE THEY CAN BE PEELED.

Anyways here’s some personal edits.

Now, ahem, my soap box.

Cinderaces are cool pokemon. They travel in packs and are often found kicking a ball of burning brambles, scattering fires in circular motions to flush prey from the undergrowth. Despite being fire types, Cinderace are not all that flame proof and have very tough leathery hind legs with thick oily leg guard hair to protect themselves from self immolating. Due to their careful nature with flames, Cinderace have become a popular choice as a starter for new trainers through the Galar Region.

Weed whacker is all sorts of unhinged. People are concerned that they’re not showing signs of usual cinderace behavior (setting the woods on fire) and it’s been a grueling process trying to catch and check them for any possible microchips or trainer id.

Anyways i think they’re trying to woo sweaty??? Good luck buddy.

(Name is from @fronomeeps. Our other options are: Lawnmower. Stomper. Marshmonster. Horse.

Names like Wet Beast and Moist have also been suggested. This terrible creature has many names.)

#unholy grab bag of guys #pokemon #cinderace #weed whacker the cinderace #sweaty the absol #they’re perfect for each other #thanks i hate it #cursed pokemon #pokemon oc #cinderace oc #does this count as a furry guys #critdraws #pokemon art

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