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proxycrit · 2 months

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If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.

Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.

Some Absol headcanons:

I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.

Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.

So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.

In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.

Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.

(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)

Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!

#art #pokemon #critdraws #memetic hazard #absol #pokemon art #pokemon oc #oc #my first ever truly unique pokemon oc #and its this fucker #sweaty the absol #absol oc #pkmn #pokemon redesign #unholy grab bag of guys

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bulletsgirl · 2 years

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ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

#SLOWLY OUT OF LINE AND DRIFTING CLOSER IN YOUR SIGHTS #SO PLAY IT OUT IM WIDE AWAKE ITS A SCENE ABOUT ME #THERES SOMETHING IN YOUR WAY AND NOW SOMEONE IS GONNA PAY #AND IF YOU CANT GET WHAT YOU WANT WELL ITS ALL BECAUSE OF ME #NOW DANCE FUCKER DANCE MAN I NEVER HAD A CHANCE #AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW IT WAS REALLY ONLY YOU #AND NOW YOULL LEAD THE WAY #SHOW THE LIGHT OF DAY #NICE WORK YOU DID #YOURE GONNA GO FAR KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 month

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so how about that update, huh

#this is all i have to offer rn </3 #im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme #eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR-#oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back)#scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie #heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers #ok that was a creepy glitch #for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said #'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!'#a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...

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stil-lindigo · 11 months

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not a role model, former runway model

prints

#hobie brown give me your gender #its been ages since the last time i got this tunnel visioned on a character GOD #it took 3 years to animate this fucker and god it was worth it #best part of the movie by far #sorry miguel #spiderverse #spiderman #miles morales #hobie brown #spiderpunk #stillindigo art

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kitamars · 1 year

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gay lawyers man. crazy

#these fuckers have got me in a chokehold agaaaaain #god help me #partners (affectionately derogatory)#they need to stop being so damn endearing its bad for my health #phoenix wright #naruhodou ryuuichi #miles edgeworth #mitsurugi reiji #narumitsu #wrightworth #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #aa #ok bye

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b1ttersweet-dreams · 3 months

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ok ive decided - fuck it, v4v be upon ye this is my blog i do whatever i want around here additional v2 (& a bit of v1) sketches under cut bc well. favorite character

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #v4v #y2r1 #cw blood #this can be platonic or romantic #its so hard for me to post ship art this has been lying unseen for about three weeks at this point #and these fuckers have been living in my head rent free for a month now #ppl who came for other fandoms im sorry lol #aaaaahhhhhhh >_<

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coulsart · 2 months

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I like to use my skill for evil deeds :3

Hey check out my Unknown theory

#couls art #gross #slime #blood #gore #body horror #monster #gross monster for gross monster fucker #the unknown #dbd #dead by daylight #tw #JUST IN GENERAL GROSS #its a test to see who’s strong enough to stay #tentacles #teeth #tell me if i missed anything aundfjvjsfgj

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spotsupstuff · 25 days

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day 16

without plants and equipment's skill issue version below:

#rw #rw art month #rain world #rw monk #my art #i thot animating was bad well fuckin Wrestling with gettin it all together was worse. fucker felt like giving birth #and it STILL didnt come out in its full potential im gon implode. i geeet it i geeeet it never step over the 1920 mark Sure filmora #positive: for first attempt at an actual moving picture without much specific education; not bad

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noisyghost · 13 days

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a little follow up to my previous post because i was thinking about how his werewolf form would also change over time. also he gets a dog and that's fun :)

#OC #ark #also i hate the trope where. someone gets turned into a vampire/werewolf/whatever #and all of a sudden it makes them skinny and hot and gets rid of all their physical ailments #so its important to me that u know. when ark gained weigh his werewolf form also gained weight. because thats how weight works lmao #attempting to satisfy my love of both ratty ass wet dog werewolves and fluffy pompom looking fuckers

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dizzybizz · 2 months

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