#memetic hazard
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If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.
Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.
Some Absol headcanons:
I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.
Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.
So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.
In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.
Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.
(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)
Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!
#art#pokemon#critdraws#memetic hazard#absol#pokemon art#pokemon oc#oc#my first ever truly unique pokemon oc#and its this fucker#sweaty the absol#absol oc#pkmn#pokemon redesign#unholy grab bag of guys
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I was playing Hylics with two other people today and one of them pointed out that the Sub Shrub looks like Jerma and like
(artist’s rendition)
Idk I can kinda see it, they look sorta like if Spamton got Jerma Mpreg and they had a baby
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i'm no clankerfucker but if glados and cherno alpha were double teaming me i wouldn't be complaining
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Ok, all the people who saw eldrich shit and went insane were just weak. Like bestie, if I see a system or thing beyond my comprehension I just get confused idk what you're doing.
Have fun reading my mind I do half my processing in the wrong ass place and it isn't in words.
#azure’s bullshit#scp#eldrich horror#*outmaneuvers memetic hazard by forgetting it*#memetic hazard#the shy guy comes for me and stops mid-way through the Atlantic cause I forgot#of the opinion that the men in black flash would not work on me because I am too insane#parry this sci-fi writers
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This official ad put out by Goodsmile is my personal memetic kill agent sent to me by my Handler
#Dear Gods Why#Revy#Figures#anime#Memetic Hazard#black lagoon#More like Black(ed) Lagoon Am I Right fellas haha.#i hate myself#Wow that was a terrible bit but it would not leave my mind until I put it to paper.
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425 and her 425 doll/ 425's Memetic Hazard
425 finally got to meet her 425 dolll!!! The doll is so cuteooz and so perfect!!! The hair feels exactly like my wig and it's just too perfect!! She's got 3 different outfits too! The one she's wearing in the first picture is my favorite! She's available now on the Xpersonatoy website! 💕🎀💖🐰
Also....please be aware that 425 has just figured out that she can use her abilities to create Memetic Hazard videos on social media. If you view one of these videos, please remain calm. A Foundation Mtf squad will arrive shortly. (Poor thing just wanted people on the internet to stop being so mean 😅)
#scp#scp foundation#scp 425#scpfoundation#site 524#scp425#site524#doll#plushies#Memetic hazard#reality bender
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Thinking about the concept of Memetic Hazards and Memetic Weaponry in the SCP-verse. Thinking about the Antimemetics Division. About living ideas; ideas that feed and propagate and multiply and evolve.
Thinking about Gods; the stories we tell that influence our behavior, these narratives that shape the logic behind personality. The spirits that needn’t be real for horrors to be committed in their name.
Thinking about the parasitic worm of Fascism working its way through Civilization, finding itself fat and comfortable both in the hallucinogenic kaleidoscope of Hinduism and the austere purity of Protestantism.
Thinking about Snow Crash; the origin of the term Avatar in its modern usage, about the villain who weaponized language to hijack people’s nervous systems with gospel and computers.
About the holographic model of the cosmos. The holographic model of the mind. The natural laws as a kind of operating system for reality. The implications of miracles in such a context; what nature of being undermines the code.
Living Ideas. Gods that cannot die, because they were never alive, but are like Life, living as a signal in the air, a song or a story; a pattern of lights, the printed page, the phone; Viruses in the Operating System of Civilization. Self-propagating, mutating, evolving.
I dunno. I can’t find the right words to express it. But. There’s a. Pattern. There’s a signal in the static. I can hear it, but I can’t pick the notes apart. But. There’s an Insight, wedged into the crack. There’s something True lodged in there.
I’ll sleep on it. That usually helps.
#troglodyte thoughts#free range sustainable shitpost#dawn thoughts#FeyOSHA#theology#viruses#am i making any sense?#I don’t know#SCP#memetic hazards#religion as a kind of memetic life form
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I saw a photo post with bears in it and immediatly went ":0 clef" and that's bc of you. actually with that one post where. the. with the bears and clef
Epic bear clef win!
#inbox#scp inbox#dr alto clef#dr clef#scp#scp foundation#very slowly culling the 2012 white twink anime boy memetic hazard one step at a time
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Day 4 of OC-Tober!
I fell behind a little, something about this one just made me super anxious. Still! Gonna do my best to catch up. Worse case scenario, OC-Tober bleeds into November.
Using @icannotreadcursive’s prompt list!
Today’s prompt is 10/04: Waking From A Nightmare
The worst dream a nightmare could possibly have: being beaten up by a child.
And an extra, since I thought about adding it at the last second:
#its ok she deserves it#context: misery is a memetic hazard that spreads by collective nightmares#and rags is a stuffed toy that's supposed to protect people from nightmares. hes a good luck charm#(good luck charm in this case meaning 'physically beating the shit out of nightmares until they go away')#art#art tag#oc-tober#oc tober 2023#oc tober#artists on tumblr#oc tag: rags#oc tag: misery#digital art#digital drawing#october propts#october art challenge
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I have a new poll!
Reblogging for visibility is nice but reblogging with your reasoning is better to tickle my brain!
I thought of this pole because I only have to see the worlds; so long, for THAT song to start playing in my head
#poll#silly nothing poll#just a 5am thought#earworms#cw discussion of cognito hazards#cw discussion of memetic hazards#also I am sorry for any songs I spark into your mind
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This is the header for this blog. I don’t even know where I found it anymore but it’s never changing. Everyone that sees it needs to make a constitution saving throw
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Sybil Ramkin and her husband Samuel Vimes and his husband Vetinari
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Ya’ll have any Cognitive Hazards in your brains? We have :p as we have mentioned but I honestly think we’re the only system with a cognitive hazard.
-Sire
#also I’m not sure if I’m remembering words right#it’s not memetic hazard I know that has to do with memories
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ive noticed that i cannor remember the two phrases "who up x in they y" and "x in my y til i z" simultaneously. When i think of one of them the other one vacates my mind within like 10 seconds
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i feel like warframe has the tendency to flashbang your eyes with transitions to white everytime when you're deployed for a mission or in almost every cutscenes-
#warframe#video games#video game#i have to cover my eyes everytime to save eye strains like im avoiding to look like those memetic hazard scps lol#scp
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whats the worst image you can find
i actually made the worst image ever but i've never posted it anywhere to spare the world the horror
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