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smile--bunny · 6 months

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This is my drawing of a cat… I hope you like it it took me forever 🥺🥺🥺

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vic-does-battlecats · 1 month

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Minor spoilers for the already revealed chapters of the next A Starless Clan book Wind

#a starless clan #a starless clan spoilers #wind spoilers #asc spoilers #warrior cats spoilers #warriors #warrior cats #tigerheart #tigerheartstar #tigerstar 2 #tigerstar #Squirrelflight #squirrelstar #frostpaw #Nightheart #I’ve been wanting to draw this ever since the chapters were revealed and what better time than like two days til the book comes out #i actually think tigerheartstar is an interesting character in this arc he genuinely thinks he’s doing the right thing and he does honestly #want to help. he just does it by trying to crack dad jokes to lighten the mood while trying to run a group that doesn’t want him there #i also think it’s funny that he’s consistently just chill with taking in cats thrown out of their clans. ESPECIALLY from RiverClan #don’t get me wrong he’s super weird in omen of the stars and avos and I think in his super edition (I haven’t read it in a while)#but he’s also a good dad. he’s such a perplexing character I can’t help but find him interesting. at least he DOES stuff yknow #I’ll eat my words if he does turn out to be completely evil or something. but I’ll hate if he does his behavior really isn’t like Tigerstar #-the first. this guy isn’t out here trying to seize power #but ENOUGH ABOUT HIM!! Nightheart asking squirrelstar if frostpaw could come to thunderclan with him was so sweet #i wish she’d accepted I don’t want them to split up I’m worried the writers will forget the entire last book and they won’t be close again

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viatrix-glow · 17 days

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new di x warrior cats

name explanations and more info below :3

basic stuff

-each agency is a clan, not each unit. 14-15 clans would be silly and then we would have some clans with 5 cats and some with 2.

-starpro -> lightclan. i couldn’t call them “starclan” for obvious reasons. light is somewhat synonymous with star, so i’m going with that.

-cospro -> nightclan. i don’t think the cats in warriors know the word “cosmic”, but cosmic implies cosmos implies night sky, so we’re going with night

-rhyth lin -> rippleclan. ripple is sort of a synonym to rhythm….? this one was hard

-new di -> fortuneclan. this one is a stretch but neither “new” or “dimension” have synonyms that really fit a clan name. fortune is something that relates to multiple characters in new di though

-starclan still sort of exists, but the cats do not believe in them the way they do in warriors. they are more of a nursery tale than anything, and select cats (ex: tatsumi) believe in them, but it is not written into their code. medicine cats can still interpret signs, but they do not necessarily think of them as coming from starclan.

-medicine cat forbidden romance is not a thing here

-intermingling of clans is ok and common

-there’s like. other cats in their clans besides just the enstars cast i assume

cat names/why i chose them

fortuneclan:

knights

-tsukasa -> scarletstar (scarletblossom) . he is the leader of fortuneclan because he is one of the new di reps for the summits. both scarlet and blossom were chosen bc of his last name (scarlet is a red color… kinda similar to cherry…. and blossom for the cherry blossom).

-leo -> lionheart. ok this one is kind of cheating because lionheart is already an existing warrior, but…come on….

-izumi -> silverspring. sora describes his color as silver, and spring is in his first name

-ritsu -> frostmoon. his first name means cold moon according to the wiki so i just rehashed it

-naru -> goldenroar. since she doesn’t like her first name i didn’t want to use “storm”, and her last name can be read as “thunder” but that’s a little too close to storm? so golden for her hair and roar for her last name

switch

-natsume -> sageeye. a sage is similar to a wizard, and eye is in his first name . also the “dovesong” mentioned is wataru :)

-tsumugi -> bluewing. he is a bluebird. warrior cats probably wouldn’t straight up call a cat “bluebird” so i put wing there instead. deputy cause he’s the vp

-sora -> skyspring . sora means sky. spring is in his last name. i could have used “stream” instead to differentiate him from sena but i think spring is cuter

mam/df

-madara -> tawnystripe . tawny bc it’s like kind of close to calico if you squint. stripe(s) is in his last name

#my art #enstars #ok so maybe we WOULD have 5 clans bc guess what was announced today #a new agency. and a new unit (or fucking 5? idk)#BUTWHATEVER #um i don’t know why i did this it was a joke at first but #then i started getting really into choosing names….#like originally it was just gonna be switch but then i was like hmmm… what if the agency is the clan #i’ve been reading so so much warrior cats i’m about to finish avos and then i’ll be caught back up to where i was #when i started this rereading journey last year #so like i have to apply it to my other interests #i’m proud of the names i chose i think they’re fun #yes leo’s is a cheat but idc #i hope someone else will appreciate this it’s mostly just me doing stuff for fun #i want to do the other units/agencies too but that might be a while cause yall this took #like a week . granted i’m busy rn but god damn picking designs for cats is hard!!#that’s why so many ended up being tabbies i just can’t resist they’re my favorites i’m definitely not biased #but also realistically tabby is a pretty common pattern so it’s fine #my fave design is naru’s btw i wanted to make her really pretty and i think i did ok #ok i’m going to bed bye #also forgot to mention i wanted to keep the names as close to canon warriors as i could so i had to find words similar to things that #the cats in warriors would know #sage is pushing it i don’t think they use sage in medicine . they def don’t know what a fortune is either but i don’t care

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nixthelapin · 1 month

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I used to think Adrien’s feather allergy was completely ridiculous and made up (bc why all feathers- isn’t that just like being allergic to all fur?)

But then I just found out that my friends’ kid is allergic to feathers. And I am shook

#it just sounds so absurd and random #(minus senti jokes)#am I the only one who didn’t know this was a real allergy?#maybe I’m just dumb but I really thought that was completely fictional #adrien agreste #miraculous #mlb #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #cat noir #senti Adrien #sentimonster adrien #this just in- my friends’ kid is a Sentimonster

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cottondo · 7 months

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NAH BC I LOVED ICEKING / SIMON SINCE 2013 & NOBODY LIKED HIM. YALL ON SUM SHIT FR BC NOW EVERYBODY LIKES HIM.

WhERE WERE YOU GUYS THEN HUHHH

#simon petrikov #jokes but like not really #i literally named my cat after him in 2015 #fionna campbell #fionna and cake #adventure time #ice king #why is he so popular now I’m so hAPPY

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ebonytails · 19 days

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Hiii, I’m currently revamping some of our old pride animal designs :-] i’ll post the LGBTNRD soon! Lots of animals to draw

#i finished this guy but I guess it would be more interesting to post as a set #Call it Gen 2 I guess lol #or Gen 5 to be more accurate #No the canvases wont be similar sizes so. sorry #anyway this is Aro Axolotl :-]#nextbis Lesbian Frog. but if you guys want to see Lesbian Snake i can do that first and Frog in the future #After that is Bisexual Cat (unless you want a squirrel)#Gay Dikdik. Transgender Otter. Rainbow Giraffe. and then Nonbinary Cat #And lastly the Disability Pride Zebra yayyy #sorry if this means that requests might not come back for a while #we just have a big backlog of pride animals to go through now!#the most we’ll probably consider is if its a flag we haven’t done yet or if its too popular of a demand to make a new animal #as for the Lesbian flags i’m really excited to start because. um. the current designs are using the old flag and i dont like that #Started with the aro axolotl bc it was one of the most popular designs we ever had #ebonytailsart #pride animals #also the LGBTNRD is a joke . please

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kinokoshoujoart · 7 months

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someone should really revoke my camera privileges

#queue tea pie #suggestive #my dead father passed this camera on to me and i’m using it to make terrible jokes with a scumNEET #who would also cause my father to roll over in his grave #rock tumbling (sos)#sos awl #i really hope there’s no like. story relevance for the photo album. like if my child goes through my photo album getting emotional #or if it plays a slideshow over the credits with the hm64 intro music #bc it’s mostly just failed couple photos like this where he pushes us both out of frame #or him booping the camera like a fucking cat #bokumono

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daenerys-targaryen · 2 years

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imagine thinking this wasn’t the peak of merch. *sniffing* y’all are so stupid.

#I may be biased #but reputation is and will always be that bitch #I don’t really care for the cats but it’s still cute #also this is just a joke none of y’all are stupid I’m just being silly 💗💗💗💗#leah rambles #ts

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fizzlehead · 2 years

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why are people so fucking intent on coming into the notes of that stupid roller coaster post just so they can tell me i don’t know anything about horses. “op has never met a horse in their life” i’ve met countless horses and consider each and every one of them to be one of my closest friends. “horses are evil and want to kill you” maybe they want to kill YOU but not me. i literally think you all just suck and have terrible vibes

#this post makes it seem like I’m joking but I’m not. you people are so fucking annoying #horses are literally not evil they are just animals. if you treat them correctly and take the necessary safety precautions they will not #hurt you. revealing myself as an annoying horse girl here but like. it really is that fucking simple. so maybe stop coming into my notes and #telling me I don’t know anything about horses because if I did I’d know that they’re evil creatures with a thirst for blood. you arent funny #revealing myself as even more of an annoying horse girl but like. i took horseback riding for several years. it is not that fucking hard to #avoid getting hurt by a horse. don’t walk directly behind them make sure they can always see you keep your fingers away from their mouths #so they don’t mistake them for carrots. like they teach you all of these things day one. and they are not difficult to follow. a horse is #not going to kick you in the fucking head for no reason unless you are essentially going out of your way to make it happen #the horses are evil jokes are already overused and unfunny but coming into my notes and going out of your way to tell me I don’t know #anything about horses just because you’re stupid and misinformed is so unnecessary. fuck off for real #this is such unnecessary anger. but I don’t care I’m sooooooo sick of it. shut up make your own post etc etc #and also like. accidents happen even if you are being safe but this is true of literally any animal on earth. dogs hurt people. cats hurt #people. they’re animals and it happens. it doesn’t make them fucking evil #taylor xoxo

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youcanchoosefreedom · 7 months

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The amount of straight women making thirst edits of Astarion on IG is very funny/interesting to me because ma’am. That is a Homosexual.

#there is bigger dialogue here about the ideas of gender roles and sexuality and really that I think it’s interesting #the grip this very dramatic character that falls into ‘flamboyant’ stereotypes sometimes has grasped us all #and of course I’m into that and the post above is a Joke #but also this wet cat of a man is not very suave or put together and that’s what all the edits make him out to be #and very funny when he’s this horrible awkward little bastard filled with revenge #anywho #also please know that I strongly follow the canon of bg3 that everyone is bi

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margle · 8 months

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probably won’t be that active on here for a while because my lovely cat died. really messed me up.

#me and my family used to joke that she was the most loved cat in the world #she’s an integral part of my life #just hurts #can’t really grieve properly as well because it’s making me physically ill #fan fact turns out grieving makes me throw up #vent #i gues #fuck I just realised i’m eventually going to have to tell my childhood friend #we both grew up with her #miss her so much #I just need her #need to hug my cat #fuckkkkkkk #I love her #anyway yeah taking a tumblr break probably idk

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hairenya · 9 months

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Everyone’s pro catgirl until I start irl hissing and growling at the minorest inconvenience and then suddenly it’s no longer okay 🙄

#jlktalks.#this post is mostly a joke I don’t identify as a cat girl #but I do hiss and growl at stuff irl and people are really bothered by it #I also mew but that’s not something I do unless I’m mostly by myself

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lamentablesbian · 1 year

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moving out (take 2) tomorrow 💃💃💃 let’s go!

#i’m Exhausted #i have been so stressed all week #just got a passive agressive text from the lady i sublet from for being too loud carrying some things to my car #i am! ready to leave #praying and hoping my new place will be better #i have great vibes so far and i’ve really bonded with my roommate but still #i won’t trust it till i’m There #blaAarurghh #and i got so much passive agression from my boss this week too it’s like… can i live. can i get a single break Please #also it’s gonna be an all girl house i’m moving into thank Christ #this current house i knew wouldn’t be Ideal but i thought it would at least be more livable than it is…… but alas #i know people usually joke saying that bad living situations took years off their life #but i think this one literally did because of all of the secondhand smoke i inhaled #cigarette smoke is the devil actually truly very little is worse than it #the stench. the way it lingers. the headaches.#the way my cat perches in my window and now i’m worried he’s gonna get lung cancer from it too #dear god.#i need Out so i’m getting out #myken talks

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thatrandomartistjavi · 1 year

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It makes me very sad the amount of jokes Cat makes about finding women “attractive” like

Damn he is so deep in that closet huh

#/lh but also not #those jokes make me uncomfortable #its really stupid but I’m attached to him and hc him as gay so anything other than that just makes me want to crawl out of my skin #alice in wonderland #cheshire cat #not even putting this in the main adventures tag #too scared #javi rambles

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whimsyprinx · 1 year

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gonna be blunt and just say that people make me feel like I’m not worth any effort or that I’m just a joke and I’m really sick of it

#whimsy whispers #I usually just say this in tags but why not just make an upfront post about it #y’all make me feel ignored or like I’m not worth speaking to #even if I did say something about it it wouldn’t change anything #it’s so many people and it’s all the time and I just am tired of it I don’t even want to talk or try anymore #im like literally better off talking to my stuffed animals or the cats #at least I know that they don’t reply because they can’t #I feel like a lame joke #so like to stop feeling like a bother I’ve simply stopped bothering #the only people I really talk to anymore are people who talk to me first #and not even in a ‘I’ll only take if spoken to first’ thing anymore like #even if people were to talk to me now at this point I don’t know if I’d trust anyone actually cares or if they just saw my post and assumed #it was about them #which probably it is! but like that’s not the point #I don’t want people to talk to me because they see my post venting about this shit #I just want people to actually give a shit I don’t want to put energy into a friendship that feels like it’s useless to other people #I don’t want to talk to someone or a group of people that just ignores everything I say #so like yeah yay I’m sorry so many posts are on this topic it’s just an all the time kind of feeling and it’s not something I can just get #over #like how do you get over feeling like the majority of the people you think of as friends don’t even want you in their lives?#I don’t even know what to do to make myself worth peoples time #I don’t complain to people if i can help it anymore because I know that’s annoying and that people probs dislike me because I’m always sad #I try talking more and nothing improves I try talking less and nothing improves #it just feels like maybe people would be better off if I stopped trying #i don’t even feel like my best friend wants me in their life anymore or like my roommate(s) even like me #much less any of my other friends #im just tired of it all I just want to feel/be liked and loved ig #and I’m sorry to like place blame on people I always feel bad for feeling how I do because I want to believe no one actually feels this way #about me or makes me feel this way on purpose and don’t want to paint people as bad friends because they’re not I just like don’t know how #to deal or do better to be liked ig. anyways this is the last tag cause i hit the limit lol

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daydadahlias · 1 year

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omg if "jess" was just an elaborate bit that would be insane i think i'd would have to give u a crown or something !! hehe but yes u should just be feral and unhinged bc life is short and nothing matters (but in like a sexy way not a despairing way)

Jess is actually my evil alter ego.

irl?? Total angel. You’ll never meet anyone nicer. And then I come online, dawn my mask, and turn into a monster.

#that’s a joke I am unfortunately this way both on and off line #just an aggressor across the board #I should be more feral thank you for this take #life is so short in a sexy way #why not curse and spit and pillage while I can #pigeon #anon #no real talk idk how people use fake names online #like what if I said my name was like. Dixie or smthn idk #and then you would be in my dms like ‘Dixie how is ur day’ and I’d be like who tf is that #no fr I don’t get it #I will say actually it’s interesting bc I didn’t start going by jess until I was on tumblr #bc I went by ~Jessica~ irl doesn’t that sound so professional #but now it’s just jess #like I introduce myself as jess #I mean who would call me Jessica #i would be like naming ur cat Cornelius or your dog Bartholomew #Ashley just texted and said if I had a fake name it would be puploaf so I’m gonna block her when I open that dm just a little livetweet 4 u #my online persona really is the same as my in person persona like there would be no doubt it’s me #you’d meet me and go ‘oh yeah this is Jess’

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