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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 months

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Hufflepuff: Just for that you’re not getting your garlic bread

Slytherin: *laughing*

Hufflepuff: Nah actually… I’m gonna decrust all your pizza!

Slytherin: Wow! Now that’s a threat! Shit…

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slytherpuff-conversations · 8 months

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Slytherin: What do you wanna do today?

Hufflepuff: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Slytherin: Note to self: never ask you that question again

#Can you tell what cartoon he grew up watching?#pinky and the brain #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple #incorrect hogwarts houses #incorrect hufflepuff quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes

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slytherpuff-conversations · 11 months

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*Watching film*

Hufflepuff: I’m sat here watching being like ‘this scene is quite emotional’ and out of the corner of my eye I can just see you playing with playdoh

Slytherin: Leave my playdoh alone… it gives me something to fidget with

#if anyone wants to know #the playdoh was purple #and the movie was the first Narnia film #main tags #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple #incorrect hufflepuff quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hogwarts houses #incorrect slytherpuff

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slytherpuff-conversations · 1 year

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Hufflepuff: Have you slept yet?

Slytherin: What answer would you prefer?

Hufflepuff: The honest one

Slytherin: …no

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slytherpuff-conversations · 1 year

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*DEAN (Supernatural) - This has something to do with your freaky fetish for serial killers.*

Hufflepuff: *Stares at Slytherin*

Slytherin: I don’t have a fetish for serial killers!

Hufflepuff: *Silent staring*

Slytherin: I just admire their work

Hufflepuff: *judging*

Slytherin: I’m kidding

Hufflepuff: *pause* So who’s your favourite serial killer babe?

Slytherin: Jack the Ripper

Hufflepuff: A normal person wouldn’t have an answer to that!

Slytherin: Who wants to be normal?

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slytherpuff-conversations · 1 year

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Hufflepuff: I give you full permission to throw this at my head *hands Slytherin their vape tank*

Slytherin: NO! I will happily hit you with a pillow but not something that’s made of glass! That would hurt you!

Hufflepuff: Aww it’s nice that you don’t want to hurt me

Slytherin: Besides I can’t afford the prison time

Hufflepuff: WOW!

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Hufflepuff: Me and my mate at work were talking about what our girlfriends were saved as in our phones and he has his gf saved as ‘snugglepoo’

Slytherin: *gags*

Hufflepuff: So it’s not just me, thank god!

Slytherin: I prefer gremlin

Hufflepuff: She called him asking about where something was he was like “Hi snugglebug”

Slytherin: I would rather you stab me with the bluntest sword you can find than ever call me snuggle-anything!

Hufflepuff: Noted

#my name is Goblin in his phone…#which is a lot better than Snugglebug/Snugglepoo #anyway time for tags #tag time #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hogwarts houses

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Hufflepuff: If I sent my cat to space with a male cat…

Slytherin: Pretty sure that’s animal abuse

Hufflepuff: If they did the do in space and had a baby but the baby was born in space. Would the baby count as an alien?

Slytherin: I want to say no since the baby’s parents are both from Earth

Hufflepuff: What if my cat fucks an alien?

Slytherin: This conversation took a turn!

#i don’t even know #yes this really happened #random conversations #i guess #I can’t remember how we got onto the topic of aliens #but here we are #i wanna say it was aliens vs ghosts but idk #anyway time for tags #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Hufflepuff: *pinches Slytherin’s nose*

Slytherin: *in nasally voice* Why?

Hufflepuff: Cause it’s making you sound funny

Slytherin: And I’m the child?!

Hufflepuff: You are!

Slytherin: I sound like Squidward. “Spongebob!”

Hufflepuff: *takes hand away* Babe if you were squidward, you’d be handsome squidward

Slytherin: Thank you…?

#all this and he still tries to say i’m the most childish #bullshit #he is way more childish #also don’t know if #handsome squidward #is a compliment but I’ll take it i guess #tag time #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #slytherin #hufflepuff #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Slytherin: I may have made some more wallpapers…

Hufflepuff: Really…?

Slytherin: I love my little marauder babies

Hufflepuff: *sigh* I love you

Slytherin: why do I feel like that’s an “‘you’re an idiot’ i love you”?

Hufflepuff: Because you are an idiot

Slytherin: Ok

Hufflepuff: But you’re my idiot and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

Slytherin: Yay!

#I did actually post the wallpaper I made on my other account #twisted-clockwork #if you wanna check them out #sorry for not posting anything #in ages #but hyperfixations and shit have kinda ruled my life atm #I’m blaming Varian from TTS #screw house stereotypes #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Hufflepuff: *reading article on phone* Gamer orders PS5 from Amazon, gets bag of rice instead

Slytherin: *silence* what?

Hufflepuff: A gamer, he ordered a PS5 from Amazon but got a bag of rice instead

Slytherin: Ohhh, Gamer orders… I thought you’d said Gay Marauders

Hufflepuff: What am I going out with? Only you would think I would’ve said Gay Marauders

#in my defense #I wasn’t really paying attention #you can see where I’d get confused right?#harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple #slytherpuff relationship #marauders #misheard conversation

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Slytherin: *playing HP&OOTP game* Move! I’m Harry Potter, I don’t have time to wait around! I’m the chosen one! Get out my way!

Hufflepuff: That is the most Slytherin you’ve ever sounded

Slytherin: You saying I don’t sound like a Slytherin all the time?

Hufflepuff: Sorry but no

#guess who’s back #sorry for not posting anything #been busy #mainly painting my bedroom wall #it’s a fandom explosion!#(I’ll probably post about it on my main account)#twisted-clockwork #if you’re interested #tag time #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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*character on tv - “Haven't you ever been in a relationship where you really love somebody and still kinda wanted to bash their head in?”*

Slytherin: All the time

Hufflepuff: Yeah but you can’t. I have more strength

Slytherin: I’d wait till you’re asleep…can’t fight back then

Hufflepuff: I’m gonna tell my nan that if my body’s ever found somewhere, all bloody, that you did it

Slytherin: Aww that’s cute. You think you’d be found

#quote source: Supernatural #we’re currently binge watching it #cause it’s on amazon prime again #we’re at the end of series 8 #so please no spoilers!!!#harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Hufflepuff: What time is is?

Slytherin: 20 past 3 (in the morning)

Hufflepuff: I think you should go to sleep

Slytherin: But I’m not tired

Hufflepuff: It’s past your bedtime

Slytherin: You’re not the boss of me! *Sticks tongue out*

#i’m baaaaack #sorry for not posting anything #it’s no surprise to anyone but…#my sleep schedule is once again completely fucked!#whoops #i spent the entirety of last week reading a fanfic #so many words #but it was worth it #anyway time for tags #slytherpuff couple #slytherpuff #slytherin #hufflepuff #slytherin x hufflepuff #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hogwarts

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Slytherin: Just to let you know I will be downing shots of coffee when you come over today cause I’m fucking shattered!

Hufflepuff: I’ve been awake since 6am

Slytherin: I’ve been awake since yesterday afternoon…trying to reset my sleep schedule

Hufflepuff: Ok then

Slytherin: It’s not fun! I just want to sleep!

#just when i think my sleep schedule has improved #i read a ton of fanfics #or binge watch YouTube #and it fucks up once more #time is an illusion #especially at 3 in the morning #this is an old conversation #i don’t really drink much coffee anymore #mainly tea atm #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hogwarts #harry potter #harry potter houses #slytherpuff couple #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherin #hufflepuff #slytherpuff

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Slytherin: I’m so cold!

Hufflepuff: I’m gonna buy you an electric blanket for our anniversary! A single one cause fuck that… I’d boil

Slytherin: But you can’t have a single blanket on a double bed! That won’t work…cause if you move you’d have to move the blanket too. Whereas with a double you can just roll over.

Hufflepuff: I suppose…

Slytherin: Besides, I’ll just roll myself up in a heated blanket burrito. Therefore you won’t get too hot. Only downside is I won’t have movement in my arms or legs and I’d just be a disembodied head

Hufflepuff: Babe, I’d still love you if you were a disembodied head

Slytherin: Aww thanks… unless you mean that in a serial killer way then no thanks…

Hufflepuff: Both?

Slytherin: No

#first post of the year #first post of 2022 #happy new year #let’s hope it doesn’t suck ass!#why is winter so fucking cold!#i freeze to death nightly #it’s alright though cause #my bf is a human radiator #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff couple #slytherpuff #slytherin #hufflepuff #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hogwarts #harry potter #harry potter houses

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 years

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Hufflepuff: My Venus is not aligned with my Aries! *rubs temples* Which means…

Slytherin: You’re an idiot?

Hufflepuff: Nope… *rubs temples again* it means you’re a bitch…

Slytherin: You don’t need to look at the stars to know that *Sips cup of tea*

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