First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

my local transit app has an unintelligible system where you pick an emoji instead of uploading a profile pic. and then it generates you a random flavor text name based on the emoji ??? anyway my name is scent of boog now

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

falin descuido venga la alegría

he's so normal

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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr

mobbu in chip bag

ok thank u

reblog for sample size !!

watching tor play papa’s sushiria and they suddenly say “need to make a papa’s sushiria traumacore edit”

Thank you for this post Hartley it reminded me to make a papa’s sushiria traumacore edit

watching tor play papa’s sushiria and they suddenly say “need to make a papa’s sushiria traumacore edit”

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

bro’s got beef with a middle schooler

is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

a weird thing is that we got waves of people going "who cares if its cringe or youre annoying! have fun!" but no one really learned how to accept the fact that some people will find you annoying or think your art or your work or posts or anyrhing sucks and thats ok. rather it just became a weird "if people think youre annoying theyre just morally bad. let people enjoy things!". like no i think this yes man only biome sucks and people are allowed to not like artstyles and shows and media and other things